Thursday, September 16, 2010

Best Dressed Death

The Millers

I am reminded of the man at the bar
Who has forgotten who his kids are.
There, swallowing tequila straight
Same call as every night his fate.
To me, he blames it on the whore
Claims she pushed him out the door,
But he can’t provide the reason why.
And, I am certain she would deny
His musings to me this late hour.
They are causing my gut to sour.
But, that is how he believes it to be.
He says he won’t go back, you see
That he’s still in Rye, there living.
Only now, looking in me to find forgiving.
He says he’s certain they will find
She has lost her fucking mind.
And, it is only himself he’s hurting
While hiding behind his convertible curtain,
To save him from his mirrored face.
He won’t look across and find disgrace,
Instead sets his eyes on the last of the bottle.
All of his duplicitous life he’s set to throttle
In a dull thudded break of dawn.
His head heavy under his crown,
He buries each night, repeated.
The music, he says she cheated.
If only the radio had played that night,
There would be nothing, nothing right.

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Anonymous said...

*waves to Mayo*


*waves to Alice*


*waves to blog*

elena said...

Goodnight

Says me who, thanks to Mr. E, is sick on the sofa.

Take care all

:) said...

This one's a little different but rather colorful

Is your castle haunted? :)

Anonymous said...

My castles are haunted only when I want them to be and only by ghosts I invite. :)

This Belgium castle is haunted all the time.



Goodnight blog.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight :) anon.

Goodnight Mayo. :)

Goodnight moon. :)

:) said...

I like your haunted castle. :)

Goodnight anon.

Anonymous said...

satiating - compared with this modern world of quick satisfaction

Good morning.

Anonymous said...

Good morning!

Gorgeous 6:25. Thanks for posting that one.

It slowly takes me there. To a state of complete satisfaction. :)

Brilliance.

:) said...

this makes me think of Kashmir

Anonymous said...

That's not what makes me think of Kashmir. Not what Kashmir makes me think of either.








^.~

Anonymous said...

This castle makes me think of Kashmir.


Jimmy Page was one dark meffer.

He not only flirted with darkness, he married it and stayed married to it for a nice long time.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Crowley, what went down in your head
(Oh) Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the dead
Your lifestyle to me seems so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
(Yeah)You waited on Satan's call

Mr. Charming, did you think you were pure
Mr. Alarming, in nocturnal rapport
Uncovering things that were sacred, manifest on this earth
(Oh)Conceived in the eye of a secret
Yeah, they scattered the afterbirth


Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?
Mr. Crowley, it's symbolic of course
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear that maidens call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall

ergoproxy said...

Good morning!

lovely castles anons

Ari Up died, she was a real pioneer. RIP

Anonymous said...

Goodnight. :)

:) said...

flashback

Anonymous said...

No goodnight doe doe for me.



:|

ho





:/

humm











*thinks happy, serene thoughts*

:)





:\

sighs

Anonymous said...

*thinks happy, serene, dreamy, sleepy thoughts*

*yawns*

Goodnight.
:)

ergoproxy said...

my lovely new toy
Can't wait to have a play

elena said...

Good Morning

Ergo that is a lovely new toy. Mr E was impressed when I showed him the pic. He wanted you to see his.

I am rolling my eyes and you'll understand why. Doesn't exactly match any of our other kitchen appliances. LOL

The Flame

Anonymous said...

Sublime. :)

Anonymous said...

Lets Rock!
~Al Bundy~

Anonymous said...

Cocked, locked, ready to rock!
Aerosmith

ergoproxy said...

morning all!!

Tell MrE thank you, and I am jealous!! I would love a Kitchenaid but they are twice the price and really I couldn't justify it. Though Hubby did say to get whatever I wanted. I do love the retro look of the Sunbeam though, and it came with the 2 sized bowls as well as it being on sale at a store I had a gift card for. My mum had one when I was a kid.
I may not paint a flame on the side though, lol.

Hope you're both feeling better.

:) said...

;)

Amyranth said...

Oh, you have the KitchenAid Pro Elena? I've got the Artisan Stand Mixer, I love it. And mine's red too. No flames though.

Anonymous said...

Why I Hate Cobwebs

Anonymous said...

lol!

So true 4:16am!

Anonymous said...

Sweet Jesus 4:16. That's a nightmare! lol

Anonymous said...

Good morning! :)

Anonymous said...

Life is like a rainbow. You need both the sun and the rain to make its colors appear.

ergoproxy said...

Unfortunately new toy didn't live up to expectations so I returned it, now am proud owner of Red Artisan Kitchenaid as well. :]
Bit the bullet and decided that if it was what I really wanted then I should go for it!
Now looking forward to using it, much more solid action.
Will happily take any tips and tricks elena and amy!


anon I HATE walking into spider webs, the ones we get around the yard are enormous spiders too, which freaks me out more. There is this one that makes webs so strong that you walk into it and it's like elastic. I have many many times done the "oh my god I am covered in web, where is the spider AAAAAGH!!!" dance

Anonymous said...

Open and transparent.
See through and through to

Anonymous said...

Goodnight. :)

Anonymous said...

7 reason to keep your T. Rex off crack

Anonymous said...

http://twitter.com/markohalloran

Anonymous said...

County Mayo. He's from Ireland. I doubt he has any idea about this place.

Anonymous said...

Hi Mark'O. :)

Soooo you're from Ireland.
You live on glamour and pure air.

Tell me more about yourself. ;)
Are you a writer? Photographer?Married? Have any children or pets?

How do you feel about sex on the first date?

Anonymous said...

Can I get a pre potty trained cracked out T Rex 1:04?

I could live with the other 6 things on that list. ;)

Anonymous said...

Go Pink!

Anonymous said...

:(

ergoproxy said...

good morning!
:]

hope you're more smiley now anon

Anonymous said...

:(

I'm not.

But I'm getting there.

:|

Won't be long now.

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:)

There it is! I could feel it coming. It never takes long.
;)

Anonymous said...

:)

Anonymous said...

Hi cowboy.
If they couldn't get Bob back I think MCR made an excellent choice there.

Anonymous said...

Prediction

Mike Pedicone and / or The Bled will be a trending topic before the end of the week.

Who wants to place a bet? ;)

Mike Pedicone and The Bled deserve to be trending topics IMO.

MissTottenham said...

Hiya guys, how are you all?

I'm good. I got me some last minute tix for last night's MCR show and it was fantastic. They are the best band out there live at the mo.

They started with na na na na and played some of the new stuff but also a lot of the really old stuff.

It was just so much fun to sing along to. My 12 year old cousin totally enjoyed his first ever gig. Though he did state that the venue smelled of penis. I'm not asking.

When they sung "Honey,this mirror", they got two girls out of the crowd to sing along. I was happy for them but they turned out to be prats. One had a huge mohican hairdo, they seemed to think they were in the band. I think the look on Gerard's face said "I really didn't think this through" hahaha!

Great bloody night though.


She'd just laugh and tell me that my fringe was in fact straight, 'twas my eyes that were wonky.


LOL Welshie, I see where you get your sense of humour from.

She has to go through 5 weeks of Radiotherapy soon. She's terrified:(


Welshie, tell her please not to worry. It takes a matter of seconds and all she has to do is lie there.


Come on MissT! Look, BLONDE men on their knees...
swing those tassels with me, woman!


I'm swinging as fast as I can Wendy *wipes fringe out of way*

LOL thanks for the silhouetting advice, I shall bear that in mind.
*looks down to make sure no-one can see knickers through my skirt*


Great pics anon, thanks for sharing sweetie.


Well, off to bed now. Take care everyone.

:) said...

carry it with you

ergoproxy said...

Hi missT
LUCKY YOU!!!!
I am very jealous, probably still be ages before they make it out here.
Sounds like it was a great night and so awesome that you and your cousin got to go.
Lol at the picking from the crowd.
I'm going to have a look at some of the videos now I'm home from getting some groceries.
Sweet dreams!!

Anonymous said...

Monstrous Discrepancies

Anonymous said...

Stop fighting

Anonymous said...

Slow down!

Anonymous said...

Upp, down, all around. Surrounded.

Anonymous said...

Stop fighting is very good! Thanks for the lols, 9:03pm.

Radioactive tree is a little freaky, 2:00am!

Glad you had and your nephew had a good time Miss T.

5:49 the fast reading idiot said...

>_<

Grrr. Sorry. Not nephew. Cousin!

elena said...

Good Morning World

So far I feel much better today. I do however have my fingers crossed that won’t change. Mr. E, as I predicted, did in fact infect me with the sickness. I’ve spent many days feeling like death warmed over.

Amy I see you too have the Mixer and it’s red. You must get flames. LOL Mr. E swears they make it work much better.

That goes for you too, Ergo. Get some flames for your new mixer.

MissT I’m go glad you got to go to the concert. I saw the video for when he brought them up on stage, that was so funny. I’m sure that is a night they will always remember. And damn, the band looks and sounds so good. Can’t wait to see them live.

Okay time to get ready to face the day. I’ve fallen behind because I was sick. Wouldn’t you know I bought about 600 comics that I have to deal with soon? I started to work on them last night but my head hurt too much. Hopefully today I can get some done.

Take care everyone, stay healthy and happy!

:) said...

maybe on a slow boat?

Anonymous said...

Good morning! :)

Anonymous said...

I think they should sprout wings and fly :) @ 9:41.


Or saddle up that cracked out T. Rex.







^.~

Anonymous said...

HORROR FILM WISDOM:

* When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

* If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.

* Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.

* If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared.

* When you have the benefit of numbers, never go alone.

* If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

* If you're running from the monster, you will most likely trip or fall. If you are female you will definitely trip and fall.

* Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine, especially if it is called Derry.

* If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

Anonymous said...

# When something bad is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you'll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up.

# People arriving to rescue you generally get ambushed by the monster, so don't rely on them as your only means of escape. In fact, expect to be surprised and delayed by encountering their flayed corpse at some point.

# Do not call the police as they are either evil and will turn you in or will not believe you and laugh at you. Either way, you must handle the problem yourself.

# If you are using a gun to combat the all-comsuming evil, it is a good idea to quickly find a new means of defense, because no matter how much ammo you have, you'll run out just before you kill the monster (unless your name is Ash, in which case, you'll never have to reload).

# If you have defeated the monster, pay close attention to the camera, if it pans away for no apparent reason at all, get the heck out of there.

# Skeptics are always proved wrong in some horrible, nasty, painful way. Be a believer.

# If you are a child, don't panic! Monsters only attack overly horny teenagers. Children can NOT be killed in a movie, only possessed or absorbed. So cheer up!

# If you've beaten the monster into a bloody pulp and you're sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up or otherwise utterly destroy him.

:) said...

I think a teleporter would suit me just fine, 10:17. :)

Anonymous said...

I won't be vacationing in Castellammare di Stabia next year.

A seaside city in Italy is set to put wearing mini-skirts and other revealing clothing on a blacklist of anti-social behaviours in a bid to help 'restore urban decorum and facilitate better civil co-existence'.

Castellammare di Stabia is trying to be the latest location in Italy to make use of new powers to crack down on a host of actions including street drinking, playing football in public places and blasphemy. Even sunbathing is on the list despite the city's coastal location.

'Nothing too revealing' is the new policy Mayor Luigi Bobbio wants to enforce with offenders facing fines of between £20-£450.



Read more

Anonymous said...

Maybe that ban isn't such a bad idea. Given the example shown. Ô_Ô

Anonymous said...

And at that moment, as if by a miracle, the sick no longer died, and the stifling shadow of the vampire vanished with the morning sun.

elena said...

Good Morning

Wow the weather has gone crazy. It was 78 yesterday, this morning it was 42. Oh and it’s windy as fuck. I saw that other parts of the country have some severe weather, hope no one gets hurt.

Today I work on comics. As if I didn’t have enough to deal with I bought 300 more yesterday. Gotta get them when I can. Now I just need to stay focused and not start reading them. That is easier said than done cause there are some great old titles. I have Fred to thank for these cause she’s the one who found them. Speaking of Fred she was over yesterday and helped me with my Halloween outfit. I’m getting excited about it but cause I’ve been sick I sorta lost track of time and didn’t realize Sunday is Halloween. Damn, it has snuck up on me. Still no pumpkins.

Hope everyone has a great day. Take care.

Anonymous said...

AskMen's Top 10 Most Influential Men of 2010 are:

1. Jon Stewart

2. Bill Gates

3. Mark Zuckerberg

4. Steve Jobs

5. Kanye West

6. Drew Brees

7. James Franco

8. Elon Musk

9. Jose Mourinho

10. Graydon Carter

The ranks associated with each of the men on the Top 49 list were determined by a vote hosted on AskMen. Readers were presented with a list of approximately 200 candidates and asked to vote for those who had influenced them the most throughout 2010 -- the men who had the greatest impact on how other men behave, dress, buy, and think. After just over half a million votes were tallied, the results were averaged out with AskMens staff's own ratings. The resulting final scores provided the basis for the list of the Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2010.




Kanye West? Really?

Anonymous said...

Good morning! :)

elena said...

Holy crap there seems to be tornados everywhere.

stay safe everyone

:) said...

but later that night came the werewolves

:) said...

(pretend that "night" is the first link and not "came")
:)

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Elena be careful!!!!!

Interesting anon

elena said...

Good Morning Ergo

Our weather isn't so bad just hella windy and kinda cool.

How are you today?

I've been working on comics since 10 this morning and my eyes are starting to cross. I need to stop.

Anonymous said...

I hope everyone in the great lakes area is ok!

Anonymous said...

No. Not another victim of the times? Not Superman.


They haven't heard that MCR is happy and not sulky anymore! ;)

Superman has a new look, and the redrawn Man of Steel now more closely resembles a a vampiric Robert Pattinson or a sulky member of My Chemical Romance than a hunky matinee idol.

ergoproxy said...

I'm really good thanks, Elena

I really don't see what is attractive about Robert Pattinson, he looks like to halves of a face stuck together, Top doesn't match the bottom properly.

Anonymous said...

Wonderwoman's makeover wasn't bad from the waist up.

They need to put her back in hot pants, tights and boots. The footware doesn't work at all.

Anonymous said...

I think Robert Pat is a good looking man.

His imperfection is one of things I find attractive.

Not that I would want date or f*ck him. I can see why so many girls, women, boys and men do.

Anonymous said...

The People's Mario

Anonymous said...

The People's Mario FTW!

Death to communism!

Anonymous said...

Black & white vs color

Anonymous said...

man in the dark

ergoproxy said...

Oh Paul the Octopus died. Who'll predict now?
Dave the Grouper?

Anonymous said...

7:24, I'm still debating whether that is very cool or very creepy lol.

RIP Paul the Octopus. You did well.:(

elena said...

Just watched Kung Fu Hustle again. Forgot how much I love that movie.

Anonymous said...

Way cool 7:20!

Anonymous said...

I'm having fun playing with the man in the dark. I can make do anything. If you turn him round and round real fast he becomes a ball and you can bounce him.

I'm going play with the man in dark more.

Thank you for posting those 7:20/24. :)

Anonymous said...

That is so cool. He's capable of much more than bouncing. He has cloning capabilities!

Anonymous said...

RIP Paul the Octopus. :(
I'm sure he saw it coming and was prepared.

Anonymous said...

Embraced. :)

Anonymous said...

Good morning! :)

elena said...

Good Morning

Still very windy here but the sun is bright.

I'm still working my way through the comics but got a bit sidetracked by Planet of Vampires. LOL

Oh well ...

Take care everyone

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Hi elena, Planet of the vampires sounds much better than sorting through anything lol

Anonymous said...

:)

Anonymous said...

you call me a coward. you are a much bigger one, always out to get your vengence

Anonymous said...

you call me a coward. you are a much bigger one, always out to get your vengeance

Anonymous said...

Good morning! :)

Anonymous said...

AUDREY HEPBURN'S BEAUTY TIPS

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.

For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone.

Anonymous said...

;)

Anonymous said...

Audrey Hepburn was a wise woman. :)

You think Stephen King got the name Misery from The Beatles?

Anonymous said...

You overestimate your importance.

Vengeance?


Hmph...



Sounds like work.

Anonymous said...

I hope not.. That was the most horrible disturbing movie I have ever seen

Anonymous said...

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; Never throw out anybody.

Anonymous said...

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley

Anonymous said...

Nitey nite

Anonymous said...

Yo bro! Help a brotha out.
I need a lift to the other side of town.
Going my way?
Ooo, thank you!

Anonymous said...

Bob Marley was a wise man! :)

Kathy Bates is a scarey woman.

Nite nite 10:11.

Anonymous said...

You are the first woman on the first day of creation. You are mother, sister, lover, friend, angel, devil, earth, home. la dolce vita

Anonymous said...

wimp

Anonymous said...

vengeful wimp

Anonymous said...

coward

Anonymous said...

Fag

Anonymous said...

Ma'am we're going to have to ask you to please calm down.
Your scaring the other passengers.

Anonymous said...

Non ho alcun dubbio che sia stato idioti come te che uccise Cristo

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Ma'am we're going to have to ask you to please calm down.
Your scaring the other passengers.




LOL!


Miss Misery ain't scaring me. Mayo might want to keep an eye on his ankles though. I'll take her out with ma tranq gun! I got that license ya know.

Happen to have a spare straight jacket in my carry on bag too. Learned my lesson to always carry a spare to restrain the obsessed koucoos last time. ;)

Anonymous said...

Boy, Them Beatle songs sure bring out the worst in some peeps.

Anonymous said...

Could it have been the Beatles songs or the Trevi Fountain and the La Dolce Vita quote that got them so riled?

I don't want know what kind of wish they would make if they threw 3 coins in a fountain if just the posting of some songs or a picture and a quote does that to 'em. They called poor Mayo a whimp, coward and the British slang for cigarette.

Ô_Ô

:) said...

don't ask me what you know is true

:) said...

:*

:) said...

at last

Anonymous said...

Screaming for it. ;)

Anonymous said...

They gonna roll!:)

Anonymous said...

Non ho alcun dubbio che sia stato idioti come te che uccise Cristo




ma

sei proprio un cretino con una testa dura

Anonymous said...

come un sasso

Anonymous said...

e la bocca schifoso

ergoproxy said...

Had to do a whole day at work! Well didn't "have to" I was asked to and I agreed.
Much easier working from home, don't have nuisance teenagers interrupting your daydreaming all the time, lol

Anonymous said...

Perché non solo mi chiamano una testa cacca cacca ti idiota idiota privo di senso

Anonymous said...

Mi alzo dalla mia dichiarazione iniziale.

Anonymous said...

Doccia al posto del cervello

Welshie said...

Poo poo head? hahahaha!
Oops sorry, shouldn't eavesdrop on other peoples conversation. Bad Welshie:(

ergoproxy said...

Hi welshie!

They say Poo poo head? That'd have to be una testa cacca cacca, lol I might have to use that one. Is it Spanish, or Italian? I have no idea what's going on.

How are you?

Anonymous said...

Italiana

Anonymous said...

La loro vita deve essere così tragicamente triste

Anonymous said...

Non è uno scherzo

ergoproxy said...

Pretty much only italian words I know are food.
I did French at school, I remember all of us finding it hilarious when our teacher told us "merde". Very amusing for 13 year olds!

Welshie said...

Ey oop lass, long time no speak!
Sorry I buggered off but my sister called. She’s not been well lately. Her consultant thought that the cancer had spread to her bones. Had a Radioisotope scan which was inconclusive, then had to have an MRI scan. She’s just called to say that the MRI scan was clear! Now hopefully they can treat the dreadful back pain she’s been having.

I learnt a bit of French in school as well. To be honest it took me years to learn English then the school had the gall to insist that I learnt French as well!! Bloody cheek eh! Anyway it was quite handy when I went on a school trip to France. We used to say “je suis pas anglais, je suis gallois”. They’d hug us and kiss us, *mwah, mwah*, like that. Bloody nice it was:)

Welshie said...

Anon 3:56. My life? Seriously you’ve no idea.
Like I said, I shouldn’t eavesdrop, so again, I’m sorry.
Poo poo head made me laugh though:) I know, I know, simple things please simple minds!!!

ergoproxy said...

Oh goodness I bet that's a huge relief Welshie!
Hope they find the cause of her back pain and can treat it.

At school in yr8 we had to take both French and German, I quite liked French and decided to continue basically because they got to do Bastille Day every year, take assembly and the teacher often bough French pastries to class. I developed a bit of a choc croissant habit. Lol

Anonymous said...

3:18 if i was going to call you a shithead i would do so in english

Anonymous said...

and not use a dodgy translator Topo Gigio

Welshie said...

6:12, point taken anon, point taken.

Toodle-oo.

Anonymous said...

Good morning! :)

Anonymous said...

Good morning! :)

Anonymous said...

Posting 1 La Dolce Vita quote sure brought out the Italian.
Beautiful language. :)

Anonymous said...

always thought Topo was French.

elena said...

http://www.allhallowsread.com/

Joe Hill says Neil Gaiman started this Halloween tradition. Pretty cool!

Anonymous said...

Well that is what you get for blurting ignorant shit out from out of the blue. I've been back two pages and still cannot find what you are so pissed about.
I can only assume you are
A. A raving lunatic.
B. Have no life and craving a dose of drama.
Either way I hope it fulfilled your inner child. :/

Anonymous said...

C. Tourette's syndrome ???

Anonymous said...

Nothing to be ashamed of. Given the state of the economy, all three are pretty prevalent these days.

Anonymous said...

In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets girl here's what they say

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore






Dopo gator!

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore

Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore

When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love

When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore

Anonymous said...

Dopo gator! was posta be at the end. :|


Dopo gator! :)

Anonymous said...

D. Them just nuckin futs. ;)

:) said...

after we see the fountain, let's go here

:) said...

a quiet place where we can be alone

MissTottenham said...

Hiya guys, how are you all?

Lol at the picking from the crowd.
I'm going to have a look at some of the videos now I'm home from getting some groceries.


Check it out on youtube Ergo. I noticed today that it's on there. Annoying girls I'm telling ya.


MissT I’m go glad you got to go to the concert. I saw the video for when he brought them up on stage, that was so funny. I’m sure that is a night they will always remember. And damn, the band looks and sounds so good. Can’t wait to see them live.


LOl Elena, I'll bet they don't do it at the next show. You could almost see in Gerard's face he was thinking "I didn't think this one through, did I?" hahah!


LOL anon, loved the horror film wisdom.


She’s just called to say that the MRI scan was clear!

That's such good news Welshie. I'm so glad to hear it sweetie.


Well, off to bed now cos I got a coach to catch in the morning.

Nighty night all.

ergoproxy said...

Good morning everyone!!
hello missT and
sweet dreams!! :]

elena said...

Goodnight all

Halloween draws near........BOO

Anonymous said...

EEEeeeeekkkkk! You skeered me.

elena said...

Fear not.....it's only rock and roll


and I like it.....LOL.

Anonymous said...

Ô_Ô

Anonymous said...

o_Ô

Anonymous said...

Ô_o

Anonymous said...

Ô_o

Anonymous said...

what do you really want?

Anonymous said...

i thought you have what you want.

Anonymous said...

Good morning! :)

Anonymous said...

Good morning! :)

Anonymous said...

A doubly good morning! :)(:

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Anonymous said...

Happy Halloween! :D

Anonymous said...

Happy Halloween, 2:05am!

Spooky!

elena said...

Good Morning and Happy Halloween!

Looks like it’s gonna be a beautiful day here. There is a definite nip in the air, the leaves are a riot of color and my mom has already called four times this morning. LOL Do we have enough candy? Everyone is expecting a pot of chili. What time am I gonna be there? Oh hell I have so much to do. Yep, a typical Halloween here. LOL I couldn’t be happier.

Hell, think I’ll just throw on my outfit now. Might as well.

Hope everyone here has a great Halloween. Hope it’s scary and safe and tons of fun.

Take care.

elena said...

Hey Mayo

Hope you are having a wonderful Halloween. Miss ya, dude.

elena said...

SS

Didn't forget about you just had to go chase down the dogs.

Hope your Halloween is the best ever! Miss ya.

elena said...

Photography by Mr E

Can't decided

No hat

or

hat

oh and because Fred did such a great job designing this for me/

back of jacket

Anonymous said...

Hat, Elena. Definitely hat. :)

Anonymous said...

Absolutely hat. :)

Anonymous said...

Spooky Tool FT Halloween W. :)

elena said...

Thanks Anons

I agree

Making chili at the moment. Up next carmel apples

ergoproxy said...

Happy Halloween Mayo!!
Happy Halloween SS
Happy Halloween everyone!!!!

and good morning!

Sounds like you're having a busy cooking day elena, I agree about the hat, it looks really cute!
I love your hair that colour too.

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Anonymous said...

Yay! :D

Anonymous said...

zzzzzzzzzzz

ergoproxy said...

4 lambs and 3 pigs cut up and bagged, hams and bacon being cured as I type = 4 happy families with some very full frezers
:]

ergoproxy said...

frezers?

what the hell are they and why do they have our meat!!

*grabs meat back of frezers to put in freezers*

sheesh!!

Anonymous said...

Happy All Saints Day! :)

Fimble Star said...

Hello Mr Mayonaise
Hello everyone

Anonymous said...

Mayo, make me some chocolate milk! Now, bitch, now!

not mayo said...

mmmm mmmm yummmm!

Anonymous said...

Everybody who took the Halloween walk of shame please step forward.







*starts to shuffle*






*starts to squirm*










*steps back & keeps feet firmly planted in place* ;)

ergoproxy said...

Hey ho every booody!

What is the Halloween Walk of Shame?

I bought a rice cooker today and now a want to play with it, but I can't as dinner doesn't need rice :[ but I shall use it tomorrow :]
Plus I cleaned out the cupboard to put it in and I think my plastic cups are breeding!!

Anonymous said...

The Halloween walk of shame is the walk you take when you leave an unfamiliar person's place the morning after Halloween wearing the same costume you wore Halloween night. Having to find the costume and put it back on before leaving the unfamiliar person's crib.

Anonymous said...

from UrbanDictionary

Halloween walk of Shame


When you emerge from a guy's or girl's house wearing the same Halloween costume you partied in the night before reeking of booze, sweat, and maybe pumpkins- all in good fun from the night before. And unlike the normal walk of shame... you cannot make yourself unnoticeable in your halloween costume



I totally did the Halloween walk of shame this morning- the dead give away was my head to toe chicken outfit.

ergoproxy said...

Oh I see, thanks anon.

Anonymous said...

Congrats to the S.F. Giants & fans!

Welshie said...

Hello:)

Fimble Star, nice to see you, to see you nice:) How've you been? Are you living in the UK or America now? If you're in the UK then do you watch the X Factor? Wagner? Bloody hell!!!!

Ergo I'd never heard of the Halloween Walk of Shame either. Perhaps it's cos we don't really do Halloween over here!!! Having said that, Sunday night I was watching Strictly Come Dancing (go Widdy, go Widdy) when there was a knock on the door. I was expecting my sister to call so shouted "Come iiinnn". Another knock, "COME IIINNN". I had the shock of my life when in walked 14 little monsters looking for sweeties!! FOURBLOODYTEEN!!! Argh! I'd eaten all the bloody chocolate in the house. The only thing I had was a tub of Celebrations which I'd bought to give as a Raffle for the Cancer Unit. I had to open that and share it between them!!! I'll have to be better prepared next year!!

Truth be told I don't think anyone in my village gives a toss who sees who, coming out of where! We Welsh have no shame see!! You would be surprised what goes on behind closed doors in what seems to be a quiet, sleepy Welsh village!!!!! I shall say no more. No use bribing me with chocolate, my lips are sealed! hehe:)

Welshie said...

You going on a coach trip Miss T? I hate travelling on buses. I suffer terribly with travel sickness:( I've tried everything, tablets, wrist bands, eating ginger biscuits! Nothing works.

I remember when I was about 3 or 4. My dad was taking my mam to hospital for dialysis. I undid my seatbelt and reached forward to hug my mam. I suddenly felt very nauseous and was sick all over my mam's head!!! We had to turn back. They left me at my aunt's house, I guess they couldn't risk it again. After that incident I had to carry a little plastic bucket everytime I travelled in someone's car. 'Twas yellow with a picture of a puppy wearing red tartan shorts!! Maybe that's where I get my love of all things tartan from!

I have to take my aunt for Radiotherapy today. In honour of that little puppy I shall wear my red tartan shorts. I'll have to put some opaque tights on though and my biker boots, it's bloody cold outside!

Anonymous said...

I suffer terribly with travel sickness:(

Welshie, I sympathise. My arch nemesis is the boat. Be it small or large, it's either chum for the fishies or a very close inspection of the ceramic bowl.

Hello Fimmy. :)

Welshie said...

Oh Oh before I go I want to thank the anon that left a link for Supergrass. The video was filmed in Portmeirion where the Prisoner series was filmed. It's one of my favourite places. They also sell the best ice cream in the world. Cadwaladers, yumm!

Got to go.

Cheerio.

Welshie said...

Whoa!!!! *screeches to a halt*

Sorry anon didn't see you there. Trying to do 10 things at once and failing miserably:(

Oh gawd, the dreaded boat trip! Bliss for some, horrendous for others:(
The mere thought of a Ferry trip to Ireland = one very green faced Welshie:(

Bleurgh! Bleurgh!

Excuse me one minute,

*runs off to look for plastic yellow bucket*

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