It is down right impossible to kill the mood around here this fine evening. So, my intended post has been shelved for the time being. I am grateful for the distraction; my mood had drifted toward the foul. I am not my usual pretty princess self. You laugh...would you prefer The Queen? Quite honestly, I am like an unruly child.
Foolishly, I lost my temper. In an attempt to do far too many things at once, I allowed myself to snap under the pressure. The target of my destructive behavior, ever so graciously, allowed my rant without a challenge. And yes...as I know you will ask, I have apologized. I am truly sorry.
p.s. those dark moments back there cause me to pause and thank you.
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So, Mayo, what would you like to discuss?
World affairs?
Politics?
Education?
Global Warming?
Did you see the rather marvellous discussion in here yesterday?!
A bit heated I'll grant you but what is life without passion and fervour!
Doesn't it warm the cockles to see how we are so opinionated! Too many people today are resigned to life and all it brings.
You could never accuse us of being dullards!
Miss T - garlic bread?!
It would be nice if Mayo could deliver us another blog for us to comment on. A new conversation is needed.
I agree.
This page takes so long to load.
GS, it's a taste senstion. It's the future you know.
Mmmm, maybe the original post that he held off from posting is not appropriate for the time being and he has too much to do at the moment for a new one.
Cheesecake - a cake made of cheese?!
I'm back :D What have I missed?
No thanks, I've got a milkroll in me case.
My daughter said the next time we have a buffet, we should have the mirrors around the table and do the old chicken drumstick, vol - au - vent scenario.
hey guys!!!
I was watching Titanic, crying my eyes out *blows nose* and wanted to say hi!!
*waves*
GS, do you watch Mitchell & Webb.
I love the adventures of sir digby chicken ceasar.
Hey RW
How are you?
Ha GS! The Scooby Doo buffet.
Welcome back RW.
We've just been waffling really, had a nice little cathartic moment with an anonymous though.
And yes, SS, where are you?!
We miss you!
Hello again RW. We are just talking twaddle at the moment.
Hi Elena :) I feel stuffed! Just had dinner.
Hi Andiebomb! I cried during Titanic too. My friend and I went to see it at the cinema when it came out & brought a roll of toilet paper with us instead of a box of kleenex.
Good evening GS and Miss T :)
Yes, SS, where are you this fine evening?
No sorry Miss T :(
I don't actually watch a lot of television. Tonight was the first time since , ummm, Sunday.
Vic Reeves likened the film Titanic to his penis:
It's long,
sad at the end,
his mum cried when she saw it.
Hi RW, elena, MissT, anyone I may have missed.
How is everyone?
I'm still in NO, but I had to check in. I was feeling separation anxiety!
Hey, does anyone in here know anythign about digital cameras? I'm in the market for one, but don't know anything about them & so don't know where to even begin.
Hi Star :D How are things going in NOLA?
I refuse to watch Titanic on the grounds that I know I will become a blubbering mess.
Brokeback Mountain was bad enough.
I sobbed and sobbed.
Hi star, how are you?
I'm a practicing photographer. I'll try to help.
What do you need to know about them?
Hey Star - Miss you!!!
Brokeback Mountain was bad enough.
I sobbed and sobbed.
A cried for days after watching Brokeback Mountain.
I know nothing about cameras, sorry.
Star, are you having a nice time?
It's fantastic, RW. We decided not to go to Smashing Pumpkins tonight because I was cold, crabby and muddy last night. So we're just relaxing before we go out to dinner.
I did hit Jean LaFitte's Blacksmith today! Fun!
I'm a practicing photographer. I'll try to help.
What do you need to know about them?
Thank you, CTV :) I'm getting one because I want to document the costumes that I make. Some of them have quite a lot of small detailing (beading, embroidery, trims, etc), so I need something that will show that detail clearly.
More to the point Star, have you managed to get any sleep yet?
I know RW, I've seen it like a million times and it stills make me cry...."I'll never let go, Jack" buaaaaa *snif snif*
I think we don't know each other but hi! :D I'm andieB
*kiss cheek*
Yes, GS, we're having a good time. It was a nice long weekend. The weather was beautiful, which was a plus since it's been raining in NJ since Thursday night.
I did hit Jean LaFitte's Blacksmith today! Fun!
I love that place! It is, admittedly, more interesting on the outside than it is on the inside. It does, however, boast one of the worst public washrooms I've ever been in, though the vampire graffiti on the walls (long since painted over, I'm afraid) made it worth at least peeking into.
My friends and I always say that you should go to Pat O'Briens for the ambience, but to Lafitte's for the quality of the drinks.
Hi Andie :)
*hugs*
Ahh, so you're looking for something that has sharp focus and probably something like 7.0 MegaPixels.
Have you decided how much money you're willing to spend? You're typical digital camera will probably be anywhere from $150-$300 these days. Does that sound about right?
Miss T - re. Vic Reeves' Penis.
Oh my sainted aunt! That's funny!!
I had about a four hour nap yesterday, GS. That's about it. We're on Bourbon and our balcony is across the street from two bars. I love it here though. It's my first time and I felt really comfortable here.
Woo Hoo,
My computer clock just whizzed backwards.
That was weird!
And I am now posting a comment 54 minutes before my last one.
Time travel!!
It's 2:00 GS. Clocks go back right now.
Ohh, RW! I'd say the ladies room at Cafe Du Monde was worse than Lafitte's. That's what I love about England. I never saw a creepy bathroom!
What's with the time? Hmmm. We will be getting a new blog soon?
Sounds brilliant.
New Orleans is one of the few cities I'd like to visit in America.
That was not meant disrespectfully:\
We've been hankering after one Star.
Yeah I got that Miss T :)
It was just weird seeing it happen!
Our clocks go back an hour tonight Star, so a few minutes ago it was 2am now we're back to 1am.
Ahh, so you're looking for something that has sharp focus and probably something like 7.0 MegaPixels.
Have you decided how much money you're willing to spend? You're typical digital camera will probably be anywhere from $150-$300 these days. Does that sound about right?
Yes, I expected it to cost in that range. Also, i don't appear to have Photoshop or anything like that on my computer. But i can just download something from a site, yes? Or do I need to buy a program?
Thank you for the info, by the way :)
None taken, GS. I think the reason I love New Orleans is that it is more European than stereotypically American. I lve Europe and I'm a huge Anglophile!
GS, I always put mine back early, then I forget and glance at the clock and say is it only that time, I was sure it was later.
Star, I also felt at home in NOLA right away.
I've never been in the washrooms at Cafe du Monde, but I guess that's a good thing! You're right about the washrooms in England, though it always throws me that you have to pay to use one :S
Our clocks go back an hour tonight Star, so a few minutes ago it was 2am now we're back to 1am.
Do they? Here they go back next weekend.
RW, that's why it's called spending a penny.
"MSI isnt even in the states and.."
That doesn't stop Gerard from going to Europe,they're going to meet up with them on tour on Tuesday anyways.Maybe he just wanted to start today.
He already threw his beliefs out for this girl,what makes you think he won't cancel a show for her?
Hey chicks! What's happening this fine evening, besides the time stamps being all screwed up?
L. is on the couch and says "HELLO!" and "FUCK!"
J.
One of my calendars said the time change was this weekend, and my calendar at work said November 4. I don't get that whole time change thing anyway.
RW, that's why it's called spending a penny.
Yes. I'll have to remember to carry small change on me when I'm over there next month.
The time change in North America is next week, Star. It used to the end of October, but was changed this year for some reason.
You must be going to the wrong toilets because apart from London rail station toilets I've never paid to use one :)
Did used to years ago though!
Hi L and J! How are you today?
Hi Original Punks :)
You must be going to the wrong toilets because apart from London rail station toilets I've never paid to use one :)
Did used to years ago though!
I haven't been over that way since '94, so maybe it's changed now.
Mayo, we're using your blog to talk about toilets, how do you feel about that? :P
Hello L & J. Hope all is well with both of you.
Hello J,
No problem with the time our side of the pond , all is fine and dandy!
Hows L?
How are we? Have ya got a year? ha ha. Nah, we're cool. As always. ha ha HA.
L.'s neck is sore, she says she wants a man to rub it, and possibly feed her grapes at the same time.
I'll take the man, and the rubbing, but...maybe somewhere besides my neck...and who needs grapes? ;)
J.
RW - he probably thinks we're talking a load of crap, geddit!
Hey Original Punks!
Hugs to the patient!
BTW, I can't leave the hotel to go out to dinner yet because there are 4 police cars outside! Whoo Hoo! Bourbon Street on Halloween weekend!
J - fnarr, fnarr!
hello all.
well, i did my emails, got up on my lj, fed my cat, and have even got myself a little bit of a nosh, and i still feel chatty. :/
please, for the love of all that is holy and for your own protection, talk about something i have no opinion on! :o
You're welcome, love :)
And yes, there are many sites that let you download some sort of photo-editing program online. There are lots of viruses on certain sites though so watch out for those. If you don't have luck with downloading Photoshop, try Paint Shop Pro instead. Pretty much the same thing.
I probably should have said this before, but in case you don't know what MegaPixels are, it's what determines the quality of your photos. It's probably one of important things to think about.
I would recommend 7.0 MegaPixels to you. Anything lower than that wouldn't be too clear or sharp. MegaPixels 8.0+ tend to be on more expensive cameras. Professional ones, I mean. Those cost around $400, but are really good quality. If you're looking for just a typical digital camera then you probably shouldn't go looking around for those.
Sony Cyber-shots work well. Lumix Cameras with Leica lens are great too. Sorry if this is all too confusing. I'm trying to keep it simple.
http://www.flickr.com/cameras
That site should help you out. You can click on cameras and view pictures that were taken with that camera, and see if you like the quality and whatnot. It also gives you some basic info (Megapixels, optical zoom, LCD size etc).
Sorry for making this so long. Hope I helped!
Star - oohhh, what's going on. Or are they just there in case of trouble?
Roger, where do you stand on the subject of marzipan?
L. says to say "thank you" for all the nice words and that she is feeling much better. She hasn't had any Lortab today, only a mild non-narcotic pain killer, so that's good. She's been staying away from fried and greasy food. Do you know how hard that is to do in the South? It's like telling Franky to stay out of the tattoo parlors.
J.
RW - he probably thinks we're talking a load of crap, geddit!
Haha! indeed!
BTW, I can't leave the hotel to go out to dinner yet because there are 4 police cars outside! Whoo Hoo! Bourbon Street on Halloween weekend!
This is the weekend of the Anne Rice fan club costume ball!! I totally forgot about that! If I went to NOLA this year, this is the weekend I would be there. Prepare to see some elaborate vampire & historical costumes walking around the French Quarter this weekend. The party, I believe, was held last night, but revellers usually hang around for the whole weekend.
GS, there is what appears to me a drunken man dressed up as Dracula, handcuffed and crying.
Good times!
CTV, thank you so much for all the info! I feel much more prepared to walk into the camera shop now :)
The thought of Dracula crying is just wrong!
Good times indeed!
Miss T - what?
Glad I could help :)
Hello again.
I didn't actually get to the garden :(
I am injured !
Our front verandah needs replacing as the wood's rotting but I stepped and went down to the knee through the floor, now sporting HUGE grazed bruised lump on the side of my knee and have been sitting with ice on it for about an hour.
Not my day.
Awww.....I'm feeling the NOLA love! *hugs for all* Of course, it could just be those Orange Hurricanes giving me that feeling ;)
Glad to hear you're having such a great time in The Big Easy Star. I trust you did not use those Pot-O-Golds at Voodoo Fest. Talk about a HORROR story!!!!
Did you make it out to The House Of Shock yet? It's the #1 Haunted House in the NOLA area. It's a should not miss! You don't have a fear of being chased by chainsaw welding madmen, do ya?
Hello also to MissT, RW, Elena, Toujours, Gnothi, Original Punks and anyone else who is here!
I hope everyone is doing well and having a good night/morning.
GS, TJ wanted us to talk about something she doesn't have an opinion on.
Roger, where do you stand on the subject of marzipan?
mmph, no good, sorry, miss t. i have a couple of twelfth night stories involving marzipan and, well...
*zips lip*
Oh, ergo! I am sorry. Ice that bad boy!
Star:
Ooh, drunk, sobbing Dracula...good times indeed. My niece is in New Orleans for the next three years at Tulane, at law school. Coincidence? I think not.
Miss T:
Am I completely out of the loop, or should I know who "Roger" is?
J.
Sorry to hear about your accident Ergo. Keep that ice on it.
Hello Anon 616 Glad you're here.
Hey Mayo - Dude come on... Give us a sign.
Don't worry J, toujours wanted a nickname so I call her Roger.
Roger, the marzipan stories shall have to save for another time cos i'm off to bed.
Hi and Bye anaon616.Nice to see you again.
Sorry to hear that Ergo, you must be more careful.
Good night everybody, enjoy the rest of your evening.
Ergo - ouch!
616 - Hello!
Tuojours - do tell!
Hi Anon616 :D
I'm sitting here in my yellow duckie PJs wearing a black vinyl marching band hat. Trying to break the damned thing in before my trip next month.
Hey, anon616,
We had VIP last night, so the bathrooms were okay! We did the cemetary tour today. It was more informative than spooky, though.
TJ how about ummmmmmm...toast?
dirt?
leaves?
elephants?
Yes, Mayo, I'm sitting in front of a computer screen on a Saturday night in a band hat discussing toilets and drunken vampires.
See what you've reduced me to?? 0_0
Miss T - goodnight!
Toujours - apologies for mangling your name, early morning syndrome setting in>
I've got to be leaving now.
Goodbye everyone!
Hopefully we'll see a new blog by tomorrow.
Okay, going out to dinner! I shall return! Have a good night, everyone!
Bye Miss T, Star, and CTV, have a good evening!
Nice visual RW :)
Toujours, I left a comment on your blog. You talk about what you want love, we're all super chilled tonight.
Bye CTV and Star, have good ones!
Oh Ergo honey, I'm so sorry! That sounds almost like what I did to myself in August. L. and I were in Charlotte for PR, it was after the MCR set, and we were hanging around near the buses. I had sat down on the pavement because my back was hurting, and when I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell sideways. I slid on my right calf, the outside of it, and skinned/burned a patch about 6" long and 4" wide. It literally looked like a sunburn. I went to the dr. and they gave me silvadene cream, which is treatment for burns. It healed really well, quickly too, which is amazing b/c I'm diabetic. So if it gets streaky red around it, go see your dr. Could be infected.
J.
goodnight miss t! make sure you wash off the rest of that wasabi powder!
gs, no apologies needed for typos. typo fairies are insidious creatures. (and the marzipan stories are verrrrry boring, i assure you!)
TJ how about ummmmmmm...toast?
my ex had a whole plan to start a restaurant devoted exclusively to toast, so, nope.
dirt?
i have strange theories about cleanliness vs. antibiotic products, so, huh-uh.
leaves?
too poetic a subject. could wax on dangerously.
elephants?
er...i don't think...oh, crap. nope. some friends of mine once made a plywood seige engine in the shape of one of hannibal's elephants...
thanks for trying! :D
*re-zips lip*
Ergo - Original Punks see your ouch and raise you a ' nasty '.
Bye to all who are leaving: Miss T, Star, CTV, anyone I might have missed. Nighty night!
RW, you sound like a vision. Any man would be proud to call you his woman.
J.
RW, you sound like a vision. Any man would be proud to call you his woman.
Haha! Any crazy man, maybe...
LOL RW. We could be twins - except for that hat ;)
Star: 3 words for thrills (again)
HOUSE OF SHOCK :D
Did poor Dracula stop crying? I hate to see a good vamp cry!!!
I've settled in early tonight. The nephew is here and he is trying to pry me away from my keyboard to play a game with him. If you don't hear from again tonight, it means he was successful in his attempt ;)
I have a feeling he's going to kick my arse!!!
Mayo, Mayo, where you be ?
Thanks J, mine is only about 2" x 4" and it didn't bleed ( thank goodness) but it's gonna be one hell of a bruise. It started to blacken straight away.
RW that is quite a strange image!
I'm watching Mr Bean with my little girl, the animated one. Having a Bob moment !
616 - as long as you go down fighting! Have a good one.
hey isn't over 2500 comments a record?
and a milestone !
I think we should break out the bubbly (alc or non-alc take your pic) and have a party.
LOL RW. We could be twins - except for that hat ;)
We could get you one ;)
Sorry everyone, the vision is starting to get blurry.
Time for bed.
Just watch Mayo post something the minute my back is turned.
See you soon.
TTFN
Oh my god, I just realized my hat ha a chin strap - how did I miss that??
Bye GS :)
Toujours, I left a comment on your blog.
thank you gnothi! (may i call you "gnothi"?) your words were encouraging. :)
good night to you!
Goodnight to all who are leaving. Sweet dreams.
Testing one two three...
Testing one two three...
Mayo come out with your hands up
We have you surrounded
Give us a nice blog and no one will get hurt..
Notice how I said "nice" blog?
Come on, we're here for you.
...and put your gun aout where we can see it
RW I'm laughing at the visual I'm getting of you sitting in front of your computer screen wearing that band hat.
Good times Good times
...and put your gun aout where we can see it
0_0
I think that might be just asking for trouble.
Oh, I've completely forgotten my manners. I'm giving Southern hospitality a bad name.
Hey Mayo! Sorry I didn't say it earlier. L. says "Hoping all is well or getting better. We don't know what's going on right now, but just know I have faith in you, and love you dearly."
Shitsubou, darlin', if you're reading this tonight, I hope you're doing all right. If the struggle is still difficult, tuck your head down and keep on pushing. You are strong, and you are beautiful. I see your true colors shining through. I love you, baby. (Also, reference back to my earlier comment about rubbing. ;))
To both of you, we say: I hope tomorrow you'll find better things.
Pactum Serva! Its all about the love.
J. (and L. from the couch)
you know, i had a thought. it's just a guess, but what if the timestamp being uk time is an indication he's not planning on posting anything until he's in england?
maybe?
Elena, I'm trying to break the thing in (it's a wee bit small), but fear the squeeze is making all the blood rush from my head to my feet. I'm feeling mighty giddy - HEE!
you know, i had a thought. it's just a guess, but what if the timestamp being uk time is an indication he's not planning on posting anything until he's in england?
maybe?
Oh god, I hope not! Can you imagine how many comments will be in this post by then??
RW we may just have to pry that hat off your head.
HEY GUYS;
I hope that he posts again soon!
I'm getting a little squished in here!
Ergo, you are a naughty girl.
That's what I like about you.
Maybe he should holster his piece?
J.
I don't know Deputy R Dubya, he seems quiet......too quiet..
we may have to go in and get him out ourselves!
Elena, I think it's leaving a permanent dent :S
Hey again Everyone'n'Mayo!
I got my pumpkin finished!! Feel free to click on my name to be taken to the picture itself.
Also, ergoproxy it has not been my day either. This wig is going to be the death of me. I went to pick up some extensions I was trying to caulk together to add to the wig, and the glue didn't go all the way through and the majority of the extensions ended up in a big pile in the middle of the floor.
I am not ashamed to admit that I cried out of frustration. And anger. Then I threw them all in the garbage and bought new ones. Tomorrow is another day, as they say.
Well, time to sit down with pork ribs and hockey.
-Amyranth is slowly doing better.
*settles in with fresh popcorn*
RW get out the pry bar and get that thing off your head. You are gonna squish your brain.
Okay, Elena, it's off. Maybe I'll stuff it with something, stretch it out a bit that way.
Wow, I just watched The Exorcist and got shit scared. Now I can't stop myself from watching The Exorcist 2!!
Amy you just sounded like Scarlett O'Hara. "Tomorrow is another day"
Love the pumpkin.
WHAT BRAIN?
Amyranth--
Cool carving! I like the cat very very much. I have a black cat, a Bombay (also a grey tabby Manx), so I'm partial to Halloween kitty-themed things. Good job.
Time to head out, kids. Been fun as always. Talk to you tomorrow!
J. and L.
hello AIP !
RW glad you got it off, could've been awkward to sleep in.
Amyranth, must be one of those days !
RW glad to hear your head is free. I would have hated it if you had become just another one of those band hat victims. So many young brains wasted. Oh the humanity.
Bye J and L!
RW glad you got it off, could've been awkward to sleep in.
Yes, indeed! And I would have had a hell of a time explaining it to the cats in the morning.
Bye Bye L & J
Take care.
RW glad to hear your head is free. I would have hated it if you had become just another one of those band hat victims. So many young brains wasted. Oh the humanity.
The things I do for MCR, I tells ya!
Hello, fair maidens.
Poking my head in the kitchen door to see what's on the table this evening.
Although I almost feel guilty posting because this page has become quite obese and the only diet solution to taper off its girth would be another blog from our prestigious Mayo.
Yo Mayo - How's about it?
You could at least give us a Queenly wave here.
Feel free to wave anything you want.
Feel free to wave anything you want.
0_0
I immediately pictured Gerard Way dressed as the Queen of England doing that tight, awkward circular wave she does at any public appearances.
Yeah and I mean ANYTHING
Last night, I decided I was going to make an effort. That while I'm here, I will actually talk about Mayo and Gerard Way.
So, to stick with that objective, I wonder if Mayo is worried that if he/she were to reveal that he/she was not Gerard Way, we would all leave.
(This going with the hypothesis that Mayo is not. Not siding with either camp)
And I would like to take this as an opportunity to say to Mayo that I don't care who you are, some of the writing you produce is absolutely gorgeous. I will continue to stay and play even if you're a Mr. Smith who lives in a one bedroom apartment and has to drive into work everyday to a mediocre job.
just randomly... it must be a breeding season as my yard id full of little white butterfies all flying in the same diraction.
Elena I'm with you!
(unless it is him who's sick, or he's at Bob's bedside passing chocolates and plumping pillows)
*tosses popcorn at a random people in front*
*ducks until they turn back around*
*slurps the end of a soda from it’s cup*
*slides down in seat and hides*
Yeah and I mean ANYTHING
Oh, the visuals!
Sparkle Wrath, I agree with every word you said!=]
Mayo, I care about you, no matter who you are. I will not abandon you. I don't want anything from you, you don't need to reveal who you are. All I need is to know that you are listening to some of the things we say.
Love;
-007
So, to stick with that objective, I wonder if Mayo is worried that if he/she were to reveal that he/she was not Gerard Way, we would all leave.
You know, I've never believed that Gerard is the keeper of this blog. That being said, I love the idea that he could be, so I think perhaps that I, at least, am happy not knowing who is really behind it.
AIP thanks so much. You tossed the popcorn and I was laughing when they turned around. Now they think I did it.
sparkle wrath I wouldn't care either,
come for the blog, stay for the conversation
(oh and 'is' not 'id' I'm not being freudian)
oh, Elena, I know it was you who made the floor all sticky with gummy bears.
Here's an idea....
What if we all call out to Mayo at the same time?
Suddenly he would feel a great disturbance in the force
*joins in tossing half sucked lollies to stick on screen*
maybe if we make a mess Mayo will give us a new blog.
(and toujours doesn't have to clean up this time)
That sounds good to me Elena!
MAYO COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!=]
Uh the floor is sticky but it ain't gummy bears....
Damn that Mayo needs to clean up in here better.
Way too much waving......
Elena, fantastic idea.
RW, you just described the state of being I'm trying to get into with my life in general.
Not worry so much what's behind the scenes, just enjoy the ride.
I'll get to that point. Really, I will!
Just so damn addicted to thinking.
MAYOOOOOO!!!!
OH MAAAAAYYYYOOOOO!!!
(Prepares to be crass and scream in polite company)
Ahem. Cough, cough.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOI PETIT CHAUCHE GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN HERE THIS INSTANT.
Heh…this is starting to look my blog opening.
I’d just like to vocalize that if I hear “Ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cause a Scranton party don't stop.” one more time this weekend, I’m gonna go whack someone with the nearest blunt object. *growls at stupid TV conventions*
*props feet up on chair*
*lines knees with Junior Mints… removes them and uses Milk Duds instead*
*plucks them ahead as hard as possible*
MAAAYOOOOOO!!!
If you come back, I will give you a treat! *rawr*
;)
Mayo, oh Mayo, where for art thou this fine evening??
(Plucks a milk dud out of hair)
Don't you see, Mayo, we're devolving here!
Anarchy is ever knocking at your door.
Entropy (not the person :p) is taking over.
Soon there will be no order. We'll start breaking the windows and trashing your lawn, picking through your garbage, seeing what you hide in your drawers, looking under the bed for dirty magazines and dumping cigarette ashes in the flower pots.
Worst of all, we'll find out what hair products you use!
Thousands of straight women and gay men will weep at the demystification of your deified hair.
You better believe everything we're saying Mayo! =]
And then... we'll set the cats loose!
See if we don't!!
That's it.
(Begins to ruffle through places I have no right to be)
I knew it! I knew it!
There! I'm wearing your tightie whities on my head!
I'm going to do the "I'm wearing Mayo's underwear on my head" dance.
If you pass out from watching my butt fat jiggle you have no one to blame but yourself, Mister/Mistress.
OK I AM SICK OF GETTING HIT WITH POPCORN AND MILK DUDS !!!!
*looks accusingly back at slight hint of hair above chair back*
only kidding, I'm going to go lie down and ice my knee again, it's stiffening a bit.
Have fun, probably be back later (damn addictive blog, plus it's the middle of the day, so it's easy to keep coming back!)
You see? You're not the only unruly child in the room!
Have a good day Ergo! Come back!!
I plan on staying on here for a awhile!!=]
Yes, RW, unleash the CATS!!!! Throw those treats you carry in your pocket everywhere!
Oh.
Oh, dear.
That bust of Morrissey's head looked quite expensive.
That can't be glued back together.
But it could have been prevented if you were here, no?
(runs out of the bathroom)
LOOK SPARKLE!
I found all of his/her Hair products!
It's like a gold mine!!
Bye Ergo :) Hope your knee feels better!
*moans in utter ecstasy*
Sorry, phone was on vibrate….
*digs around coat pockets*
*strikes matches and giggles*
Farewell, Ergo.
I shall send lots of loving thoughts to that achy knee of yours.
*takes stash of comics from under mattress*
hmmmmm a bit of light reading.
I'm going to lie on your bed Mayo, and have a read while I watch cavorting underwear dancers.
Oooooo, Paperheartxx.
Bedhead.... Herbal Essence....
What? Suave?
You wash that beautiful mane with Suave????
Mayo, Mayo, we need to go shopping! No one who dyes their hair as much as you do washes one's locks with SUAVE!
Okay Mayo I've tried to play nice but this is getting serious. The natives are restless. Lord, someone would think you have a life or something. What gives? Come on.....You can do it. Just a nice little blog. Nothing cryptic. Just a nice random rambling.
Hi everybody.
So if Mayo doesn't come out we are going to stuff his/her clothes in the toilet.
AIP, you can retreat to the upstairs bathroom if you need a moment alone with your cellphone.
o o
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Martha Jones!
I thought you were such a sweet girl.
That is absolutely devilish!
(Starts throwing clothes out of closet)
Sparkle that was a clean pair wasn't it???
No, rest assured, Elena, I checked. I got it out of the drawer.
I'm a brave one but that stuff on the floor...
Well, maybe I'd poke it with a broom handle but really. He needs a maid.
Let's see if there's anything for us in the fridge.
(Heads into the kitchen. Opens fridge)
Iced coffee, coffee grounds, half and half for coffee....
No wonder you're leaning a bit to the bony side of the spectrum. There must be something EDIBLE in here.
omg. omg!!
what have you people done to mayo's blog?!?
>O
Time for me to head'er, at least for a while. I'll leave you ladies to your foraging.
Have a good evening :)
*high-fives Martha*
*thinks*
Nah, it’s a blog, nothing is private. ‘Sides, the dancing is helping things along. Imagine the show we could give Mayo…
*checks fridge for mayo*
*notices sundae topping *
Hmm… anybody bored?
No, no, nothing but a ketchup bottle from 2003 and a jar of pickles from 1998.
Eewww.
What about the freezer....
Oh, you're one of those people. Keeping your cartons of cigarettes in the freezer. Well, don't mind if I help myself.
(Yes, I'm bad, I smoke)
AIP, if you're around, do you have any matches left?
Okay, I have returned to the hotel unscathed. I am now watching the merriment on Bourbon Street and posting from the balcony. I just heard Disco Inferno!
RW, I saw the most beautiful Marie Antoinette costume ever. I was jealous!
Mayo,
We will steal your art supplies and bat paperweight if you do not post soon.
We can put laxatives in the coffee and diet coke.
Toujours,
No worries, dear, don't clean it up. If he's nice about this, it's my doing. I'll stay behind and do the dirty work.
Sw, I smoke, but I've never heard of keeping cigarettes in the freezer.
Hi mj, aip, anyone else I missed!
Martha Jones!
Young lady, I am shocked!
You said you found some sundae topping, AIP?
(Bats eyes innocently)
I couldn't possibly imagine what you're suggesting.
RW, I saw the most beautiful Marie Antoinette costume ever. I was jealous!
Sounds like one of the Anne Rice fan club people, they know how to do Halloween proper!
And now, my DVD calls. back later...
{Star, some people keep their cartons of cigarettes in the freeze because they think the cigarettes will stay fresher....}
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