Happen
stance,
second chance
walking along the road.
Life
stalls,
hope falls
and up the stairs I go.
Or perhaps down.
Head
spins,
who wins
when it's time to show?
Tick
tock,
stop clock
when it’s time you know.
Or perhaps don’t.
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This is getting a little more interesting every time.
Is time running out? Or is the view of your watch obstructed?
Only time will tell.
-s00
And to think they said this guy didn't write The Black Parade. ;)
No PS??????
I begrudgingly admit that this is decent poetry. You're no Gerard Way, but you're not bad.
Now STFU, House is on tonight.
Thought you would lighten the mood huh? Good timing!
So little Mayonaise, is this an admittance that you are slowly falling from grace? We will be here to pick you up
Question Not The Way of the Way
Or perhaps....
Follow The Way (and promptly get lost)
But truly.....
I have lost My Way For The Way is Lost
Awwwhhhh, shit. Are you trying to be funny? Huh? Are you? Cause it is kind of funny. Kind of sad, but funny.
Good job, Mayo. Good job.
Now, I agree with Kapunua, House is on. (Our Honorary Nutbuster Captain) You could learn a thing or two from Dr. House, Mayo. Like how to truly be a smartass without having to be so damn cryptic all the time. Say what you mean, that way your point gets across with no questions.
Mayo my dear, that was very beautifully written.
Elena, I agree with you very much
Good one Elena, I can't top that!
I love love love red!
Please stop and show
thx`sc
Yes, of course, kudos to Mayo...very nicely done...but I'm not surprised.
I said I did not intend to write after my last post. This is why I don't make promises.
For your friends, your family, for those that love you, take a few minutes and think about each one of them. Really think about what they mean to you and what you mean to them.
The ride is not over. The ticket has not run out. There is always another twist and turn up ahead.
We love you.
L.
Dear Mayo,
I don't usually write to you separately, but I really felt a need to do so tonight.
I'm going to be honest: your poem frightens me. The imagery you paint is disturbing, the choice of font color is eerie. Do me a favor, don't go either up or down, ok? Stay right where you are.
You know you've got loads of people, both around you and beyond you, who love you, want to help you, and need you to be here. DON'T LET US DOWN. There's only one you, and you are irreplaceable. Yes, fuck it, you ARE special.
Quit looking at the clock, man. It ain't supposed to stop any time soon. You know it, too.
Now get out there and live your life, the one God gave you. He's not ready for you yet.
I love you, too, you pain in the ass.
J.
Cute poem, Mayo... is this a visual of what your life has become, or have you been reading Sylvia Plath again?
No need to go up or down the stairs without using the handrail, lovey. It's there for a reason.
Your friends are your handrails in life; they're there to catch you if you fall. Trust in them.
Paging Dr. House...
Ah very poetic,
though no less cryptic.
I must say I have a liking for poetry, as my own blog shows.
Thank you SisterMidnight, Sdock10, Already Gone and silence for reading and commenting.
I appreciate it.
Life
stalls,
hope falls
and up the stairs I go.
Don't die on us Mayo, alot of people need you, I need you, and I'm sure that you need alot of people as well.
Wow, I was actually near tears when I read the poem, sad I know. I don't even know why. But I actually really liked it Mayonaise.=]
I'm almost in tears now as a matter of fact :(
Awwh bleeding chaos we can cry together *hugs*
Yes we can. Thank you paperhearts. *Hugs*
TBC, darling, you can't just come out and say "I know who Mayonaise is" and then just stop right there. It's brutal.
You're killing me.
Either tell us or just don't say anything at all.
Where's your source?
Once again I tell you all, read Frank's post on s//c. He has a LOT to (almost) say.
Link please?
A Personal Message From Frank!
« Thread Started on Today at 5:46pm »
Hello friends
Goddamn it’s been awhile... Ok, so lots to say I guess. First things first,
sorry we've been away so long. There was a lot going on, legal troubles w/ s//c
and moving, family stuff and personal crisis, some bands breaking up and
some bands keeping productive, and a feeling that s//c was being heaped
into the lot of bullshit band dudes' t-shirt companies. I honestly have no
desire to be a part of that, and I know neither do you. Good news is that
leaving you all to your own devices has given me faith in the youth of
today and made me realize that I should never give a fuck what other
people say. If you don’t understand the crew than you never were a part of
it, and you really cant believe everything you read...I want to thank you
all for keeping s//c what it always was supposed to be, a gang, a
lifestyle, a community of kids who do it themselves...regardless of what
other people say or think of them. you all kept it down when even I forgot
why we do this. I’m sorry, it wont happen again. In fact we've decided to
do it even better this time, there are new things on the horizon friends,
things that will benefit the cause and make the "others" hate us even more
than they already do.
2nd order of bizzness.... please welcome our new friend Eddie to the s//c
family, he's handsome and awesome and his pit bull looks just like
mine.... his official job title is "gettin shit done" and also " kicking
franks ass so he does what needs to get done". I think its a match made in
jersey. Hmmm
Ok 3rd we are now restocking some choice items in the s//c store. They should be available shortly. If you want em go get em, Soon you will be able to spray paint your own favorite stuff, we will be providing downloadable stencils for just that shortly.
4th Letha-MOUTH! Is currently finishing recording this month and filming a
short (buckets O' blood) film to go along with the full-length...also there
is talk of a vinyl recording coming out previous to the full-length. Sounds
preeeetty cool hopefully this all goes according to plan.....man oh man how
do I get the inside Leathermouth scoop? I have no idea..
5th we are discussing having a virtual gallery for all you artists out
there.... I feel bad we cannot use your ideas or drawings for the clothing
due to legal reasons however i do think that so many of you are very
talented so I would like to develop a spot on our site where you can
submit your art and have it viewed by everyone who wants to see up and
coming artists...sound good? And
6th I would like to honor the forward thinking young adults who took it
upon themselves to start s//c , Leathermouth & David Costa street teams. Some of the teams even harassed Disney world patrons....gotta love that shit. Thank
you, thank you, thank you... you, my friends, are my new favorite people,
honestly without kids like you this would never survive, keep up the good
work. Thank you all for keeping me from putting a bullet in s//c's head. I
look forward to our future together. Believe in yourselves, and thank you
for believing in this. Forever indebted
XoXo
Frank + s//c
I don't think he's trying to give us some sort of 'secret hint' if that's what you're talking about?
No link, I don't want people joining the place just to get dirt from Frank, it's a legit site and business and it doesn't need drama. But Frank said this.
"Hello friends
Goddamn it’s been awhile... Ok, so lots to say I guess. First things first,
sorry we've been away so long. There was a lot going on, legal troubles w/ s//c
and moving, family stuff and personal crisis, some bands breaking up and
some bands keeping productive.....
you all kept it down when even I forgot
why we do this. I’m sorry, it wont happen again...."
He mentions it in passing but a few blog posts ago some of you were talking about the way ANON wrote and the way SS wrote and it seems too weird.
Mayonaise is indeed the only and only Gerard Way.
Source or it doesn't mean a thing.
Bleeding Chaos, I hope you are telling the truth, and I don't doubt that it is him, but I've just wanted to hear it for soo long. Right now, I can't think because I'm actually scared for dear Mayo, now Gerard. I think I'm too absorbed in this blog because I can't help but be crying right now and I'm shaking like crazy... I don't know what to think. If this really is Gee's blog, then the rumors are all true....
Don't cry. He's just another rock star. You guys will all forget him soon enough after he's let you down again and again. (He put himself on this pedestal.) Then if he lives, you will catch him in Vegas 20 years from now and tell your kids how cool he was back when he was cool.
Can you at least tell us your source? :|
I'm guess I just cried because I was shocked. Yeah he is just another rock star, but I admired him and Ray and Bob and Mikey and Frank because of the music.. basically I'm just in shock
my concern for him is as a person, he has never let me down personally, and I don't hold him that high, but what I've seen concerns me, and if he is Mayo, what has been posted concerns me.
As a fellow human being as well as a very talented individual who I feel makes the world a better place.
As well as a friend and son and brother to other's i feel similarly about.
I would hate for anything bad to happen to him, for any reason.
But personal demons are the hardest to defeat.
I believe and trust in the strength of his friends and the strength within himself.
And I wish him only the best, and shit..if I ever go to vegas and he's there, I'll go see him too!
It appears as it Mayo is online right now reading every word
If he is, then here's a message Mayo, I will never think any less of you, if you truly reveal your identity. I will still love you and support you, no matter who you are. I will always be here, if you'd like to talk. (which if you are Gerard, then I doubt you would because you have more important people to talk to=])
All my love, and I wish you the best.
<3
just a question ; How do you know if a blogger is online?
As long as Mayo wasn't the Anon who was going on about the fan-fiction thing, it's all good.
Except the latest post... I didn't like the clock-stopping part.
Damn, BC -- way to CSI! :)
Writing is creation, poetry is magic. Both good, both holy.
Be happy and healthy.
Be safe and strong.
Be hale and whole.
Be bright and blessed.
Because you are writing, and you are poetry.
We don't need another tragedy.
It's been done before.
And you are certainly not someone to walk another's path, now are you?
Walk your own.
I totally agree BC, buuut I have to go to bed now, I doubt that I'll be able to sleep tonight.. g'night everyone!!
<3
Damn, BC -- way to CSI! :)
Thank you Siter Midnite. Big *hugs* to you :)
I might as well have been a fan of Motley Crue or Poison instead.
Q to the F to the T.
I might as well have been a fan of Motley Crue or Poison instead.
O.o;;;
Don't go there, BC!
I'll be too squicked to watch House!!
good night paperhearts, and thanks
Sorry Sister Midnite. I was pissed when I wrote that. Forgive me :)
Aw...Mayo...
The ones that have been, and forever will be in the background will quite possibly be the ones who would fight tooth and nail for you. Keep steady, keep washed, and a more prominent thing, keep sane. This too shall pass, you know. We all may think that life is at its lowest when we feel as if there are no more stitches to pull out, no more wounds to heal, but there is always something left when you clean the guts and glitter away.
Kapunua, baby! How ya doin'!?
And how's your ass?
Oh no I din't!!
Yeah, I did. ^_^
You SO went there! ^_^
You're going to dig House if you haven't seen it already. It's classic, with some geekdom injokes thrown in for good measure.
You SO went there! ^_^
My apologies, I must be low on battery acid. Or bitch-pills.
but there is always something left when you clean the guts and glitter away.
I hear you, LolitaHaze. Funny thing is, the guts wash away a lot easier than the glitter. Have you ever tried to get that stuff off your skin? Sticks to everything, it's harder to get rid of than an ex-boyfriend.
Sorry Sister Midnite. I was pissed when I wrote that. Forgive me :)
You're forgiven, BC. Even a mention of the Crue-sluts won't make me miss House. :)
have you seen Hugh Lawrie's comedy stuff?
Blackadder etc?
He is SOOOOOO funny.
Thank you sister midnite :) and I must agree with you lolita haze
I loved Blackadder, for sure. That was what got me started on Hugh Laurie. My friend at work is obsessed with him. I mean, completely obsessed, carried a picture of him around in her wallet over a picture of her husband. She doesn't say "Tuesday" anymore, she says, "The Day I Straddle My TV." Too funny.
Blackadder is one of the best show EVER !!
I love them all.
I might as well have been a fan of Motley Crue or Poison instead
Now, now, don't knock Poison, please. I love those guys.
I hear you, LolitaHaze. Funny thing is, the guts wash away a lot easier than the glitter. Have you ever tried to get that stuff off your skin? Sticks to everything, it's harder to get rid of than an ex-boyfriend.
That is oh so very correct! Even glitter nail polish for that matter. Or grade school macaroni and glitter glitter. Everyone will always see that little speckle left beneath your eye or on your hands :).
Thank you sister midnite :) and I must agree with you lolita haze
My hat would be tipped to you, comrade, you know...(If I had one)!
Angry
lad
armor-clad
storming on the stage.
Light
fails
tattle-tale
writes another page.
Of perhaps lies.
Cold
need
frenzied
desperate for his age.
Crash
land
right hand
try to quell his rage.
Or perhaps flies.
Oh, that one certainly charmed my sockies off.
Brilliant and simple, but perfectly aright with depth.
Breaking
glass
surging mass
bathing you in fire.
Warm
nights
shallow sight
careless for desire.
Or perhaps dreams.
Hands
grasp
fingers clasp
metaphor vampire.
Quick
sign
the dotted line
waiting to backfire.
Or perhaps scream.
Lying
smile
eyes beguile
paralyzed with need.
Written
word
becomes absurd,
of this we all agreed.
Or perhaps most.
Missives
sent
nonsense intent
Sharpie scrawled--indeed.
Time
bomb,
face, meet palm,
I wish I couldn't read.
Or perhaps see.
Even Poe....or Nabokov would tip his hat to that!
Clever
words
English nerds
challenge me tonight!
Type
quick!
Send, "click!"
a game, but not a fight.
Or perhaps duel.
Singer
boy
or Blogspot toy
or failed or errant knight,
Loser,
fraud
or man or god,
I'll school you all night.
And likely rule.
Now that....That is EPIC. That's the one to beat.
I couldn't beat to save my life.
I'm better off just reading. :)
And hey, I haven't been here for a couple of days. What's new?
Fandom
cries
and Blogger lies
they'll beg and mourn and weep,
Dark
star
gone Way too far
you've sown and now you'll reap.
Or maybe pay.
Sell
out
you've used your clout
and hey, you've got your sheep!
Drag
along
their hateful song;
your message was skin-deep.
Or just cliche.
I might as well have been a fan of Motley Crue or Poison instead
Now, now, don't knock Poison, please. I love those guys.
I do not mean to knock that band off, considering I grew up listening to them. Please accept my apologies, I was only making a statement. I seem to recall that Gerard happened to be a fan of Poison I believe...
kapunua, keep up the good work with the poems. They are fantastic ;)
Failing
sight
and fading fight,
My bones a tired heap
Nodding
head
I long for bed,
My soul, I pray: don't keep.
(Not your domain.)
Deeply
sigh
and wave goodbye,
I really should Just Sleep,
Verbal
flail
and EPIC FAIL,
my rhymes are getting cheap.
Or worse: inane.
Kapunua, you are my new most favorite-est poetic deity!!!
Some more???
Now, now, don't knock Poison, please. I love those guys.
So have many other girls. As often as possible. :)
Snarky
wit
I will admit
your blog I do trespass.
Verbal
charm
while I disarm,
You know I will outclass.
And likely win.
Plain
Jane
(but brilliant brain,)
with looks, I won't surpass,
Saving
grace
is not my face
but looks can kiss my ass.
Or maybe...
No, never mind, there is no maybe.
ah Kapunua I woman of many talents!!
Glad your ass got a mention but I think it should have a poem all it's own!!
Are you saying goodnight, kapunua? If so, bonne nuit, or:
Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
That last one was wonderful, by the way.
So have many other girls. As often as possible. :)
Now that, miss, was a knee-slapper!
Thank you, guys! That was fun. I can't think of anything clever enough for the phrase "pwned you like a bitch"* so I give up and am going to bed. ^_^
*Take that for the joke that it is. Whoever the hell you are, Mayo, you're troubled, but you're probably a good dude and I'm just playing with you. Be well, whoever you are. Now enough of this sappy touchy-feely nonsense and this useless thing you humans call "emotion." Back to your regularly scheduled snark and snarl.
P.S. I love those little slices of death. Especially with olives and mushrooms. YUMMY.
From the little dream delivery man in your head. :)
Farewell!
AAHHH.
I told myself I wasn't going to DO this anymore. This wasn't a part of my life anymore. There are only so many rejections a gal can take, ya know?
I wasn't going to write. I wasn't going to allow myself to read these things. I have been determinedly erasing Mr. Way from my life. And, AND I said I was done with riddles! I hate them. I hate them I hate them I hate them. You can't possibly be what people say you are because if that's the case I'm going to eat a bullet. This is utterly pointless. I have to remind myself there is such a thing as coincidence. Yes, calm yourself. By my even posting this, I am in danger of deluding myself further. But no worries, because this is all just a farce, something an innocent fan has posted, I'm sure. There is such a thing as coincidence.
The best yet, Kapunua.
And the former were fantastic!
Way to get your ass a guest appearance!!
So "Mayo", are you going to keep this blog running? Or should the NutBusters be looking for another kickball venue?
Not that I expect an answer, but I thought I'd put it out there anyway...
Lemme try this bustin'-a-rhyme thing before I say sayanora for the evening...
I'll call this one "What Not To Do If A Bird Shits On You".
Modems
humming
Singer slumming
Blatant lack of class
Lightning
lovers
Lies uncovered
And Kapunua's ass.
Or perhaps hope.
Sharpie'd
skin
Strut so thin
Desperation shows
Heed
the call
Don't care at all
Changed persona blows
Or perhaps Scope.
PS - Try the footballs; they're lovely this time of year. :D
How sweet, sister midnite! That was wonderful. I am wholly entertained!
Oh, woe Miss Wrath. We're having fun. Join in and let the worry depart.
Really. Letting go is oh so sweet. Try it.
This is, indeed, very entertaining.
It's a beautiful little circus of things. A poetic sideshow, a sweet little gravedance, a real sense of humour!
I love how everyone seems to be very inspired tonight. :)
I was never any good at poetry, but I've always liked writing. Journalism was my way out.
Circus is a word that describes the situation quite well!
So when is the next kickball game? I should prepare some halloween theme cupcakes this time :)
I love a madman's prose once in awhile. Actually, it's my life!
Journalism? Cutting cutting cutting edge stuff? The pen holds an ultimate power, you know.
Ooh yum! Hallowe'en cupcakes? I'll make some vegan ones, too. Well then, count me in. I've never really been very good at kickball. Corsetry and kickball isn't a very good mix. But I can try!
Meh, I haven't been writing as much as I want, but I do believe in the power of the pen (or the keyboard attached to a computer).
I'm not coordinated enough for kickball, but I could probably give the Halloween cupcakes a try!
As long as you still believe in a writer/journalist's mighty sword, that's all that matters!
There is a consistant inconsistancy with both SS, Ignotus, the original INO Anon and Frank in that they all SOMETIMES forget their apostrophes. In Frank's s//c post, he misses an apostrophe in 'kick Franks ass' and in 'it wont happen again' (which incidently was the exact phrase he posted here a while back!)and then writes 'I' in lower case. Before anyone points out that he put an apostrophe in 'don't' I would like to say that if SS is Frank he most likely would have made sure he definitely remembered to put it there as a lot of us picked up on that particular word and contrary to popular belief, if it IS him I don't think he wants people to know about, especially if it could link him to being the author of the INO anonymous letter! But as someone said earlier, the way you write is the way you write and even if you try to write differently so people won't make a connection, you will subconciously slip up, like he did by missing the apostrophes in the other words mentioned above.
SS has changed his Latin motto on his blogpage. It translates as 'What I have written, I have written. The outcome justifies the deed. Forgive me, my friend'
I dunno why but I just wanna give him a big hug. I suspect he has the patience of a saint.
Well it's good to see SS is still alive. Frank or not, it's good that he's still lurking around.
As for this revealing Mayo's identity thing, I don't really care who they are. Their blogs are just damn interesting to read.
Say what you want and call my insensitive that I don't care about his alcoholism, because the truth is I care very much if someone is abusing their body with alcohol. If anyone I know ever does, the first thing I would do would be to offer my help.
Nightmares About Magic & Everything Tragic
Lies
Told
Bought & Sold
Causing mass confusion
Truth
Lost
Paying the Cost
& Control is just an illusion
Or perhaps real
Going
Fast
Won't
Last
Reasons becoming clearer
Covering
Up
Excellent
Front
Until you face the mirror
Or perhaps you won't
P.S. Might not get a 3rd chance
Mr G (Ahab) Mayo,
So are you back in revenge mode to settle your own personal vendetta?
Does Mayo only exist now?
Where did G go. Was he too weak, too sensitive, too gullible? So he has to be locked up?
When did Mayo first appear? Was it when you left her while she was fighting for her life? Or did he just slowly appear to cope with all the excess?
It appears now that G is fighting for his very existence too.
It's also very clear only Mayo selected his bride. Trust me we are not jealous.
Good luck with your performance on Thursday, we are expecting your both hands down your pants that night.
p.s. We would love to see a worldly, but wiser Gerard back. We all fuck up.
^ So, is "Kat" really fighting cancer? Do you know her or him?
Good morning everyone,
Just thought I'd tell you all to have a great day=]
So Mayo, you are apparently really Gerard. If this really is true, please read my recent blog.
If you fall from grace will the ones that truely matter be there for you?
Maybe in his head he will have a long fall from grace, but in reality he's not sitting that high up. He's sitting so low right now. Most he'll get when he falls is a few bumps and bruises.
Call me...I'm the trainer in the blog. I'll fix you and you'll be good as new...Wait a minute, on second thought.....
Mayo
An offer was made to Riot a few weeks ago, via their myspace page, of help.
If it wasn't passed on to you, find out what the offer was and then take it up yourself now rather than later.
It's far away but it won't be regretted.
"Come on you've gotta listen unto me
Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be"
Someone just commented on my blog that MSI is supporting MCR on ALL European dates now. Sorry to those of you who thought you wouldn't have to deal with that.
With that in mind, I know Gerard at least reads this so I'm going to offer some advice. Speaking as someone who has watched another go through this.
When you are in Europe "partying" (in your words) with your "wife" and her HXC "friends" instead of being with the people who have held onto you for the past six years, remember this. Drugs may be cut differently in Europe and they may be a different purity level from what you're now used to.
Start slow, if possible have someone with you stay sober for the night (not likely I know), KEEP YOUR CELL PHONE ON and have your true friends keep theirs on. Have your passport and other ID with you at all times.
Good luck.
Bleeding Chaos, give your actual source or you're just another attention-hungry liar.
Anyone can sit and make grandious announcements about how they have "insider information". But, if you can't back up what you're saying with ACTUAL VERIFIBLE FACTS, then you're only blowing hot air.
And anyone who believes you without any proof is a fucking moron.
While you are in Europe tearing up the continent, at least leave something so the proper authories will be able to identify you.
Anon, leave BC alone. If you don't believe her, then move on. Who cares? Speaking of believing, you mean to tell me that you demand proof before you will believe anything. That's got to be awful time consuming........oh well. Your life I guess. Waste it how you want.
to Sdock- When someone makes such an enormous announcement, like Bleeding Chaos has, how can you NOT ask for proof? How can you just blindly swallow that information? Are you that fucking gullible?
So you will not post my comment, and sence you did not delete it, i take it you understood what i meant by it.
See you there, stage right, ill be easy to spot, cover the light, so you can see, should make you smile, all is good.
^ What comment? Frank (stage right)?
If Mayo wouldn't publish this anon's first comment I highly doubt they would publish their second comment calling them out about not publishing their first comment.
I didn't say I believed and you don't have to either. But I'm not going to sit there and make demands on her. Take it for what it is. JUST A BLOG, JUST A COMMENT. There are 1000 more out there just like it. There are also 1000 out there claiming the opposite. You don't have to call someone out about it. What proof would you need? I'm guessing the proof you are searching for probably does not exist. So just move on.
I am not calling anyone out, not my style.
Just taking a chance.
And anyone who believes you without any proof is a fucking moron.
If you choose to disagree, that's your choice. But don't attack others because you're pissed off at the possibility.
Anyone can enter the discussion here, if they're willing to portray themselves as a decent human being. If your sole purpose for being here is to call BC out, take this opportunity to GTFO.
Anonymous, if you have not paid attention to my current blog, do not expect me to reveal my source. You can pressure me all you like, but I will not break under the fold. Most readers here believe Mayo is Gerard Way anyway. Like I mentioned, I do not expect everyone to believe me. Sister midnite and sdock10, thank you for the backup guys. I appreciate it :)
P.S. Mayo hasn't denied anything has he?
Here, here Sister Midnite.
In the last month, Bleeding Chaos has done nothing but offer a friendly, honest, and supportive environment for discussion. If you disagree with what she has said or you simply don't believe her, it's totally okay to say that here. But please don't attack her personally, or any of the rest of us for that matter. Keep it civil.
He hasn't and he's not likely to either if he is just a lame ass faker attention whore.
Thank you for everything Andrea :)
No problem, BC. I got your back.
Knowing him, he is not going to admit to anything, much less his problems. I believe he is becoming quite a coward. How can you admire someone and yet, want to bash his head in with a shovel? It is quite frustrating I must say ;p
And thanks
Listen folks, no one here gets to attack anyone personally. The Team Captain is the only one that can do that, and that’s only at kickball games. If you care to defend yourself Anonymous, why don’t you round up your posse of shit stirrers and we can settle it on the kickball field. I have to forewarn you though, Princess’s like to play dirty and Sister Midnite has a habit of wearing ass-kickin’ boots to the game.
Bleeding Chaos, how’s the cupcakes this week?
Dr. Nut, I think we might need some fucking valium for some of our “new” friends. They seem to be a little uptight.
Thanks smoke&venom. As for the cupcakes, they would be more delicious than last time :)
By the way, I just received a copy of your comic book, Mayonaise. I think I am going to read it as soon as I am done.
Out of curiousity, I wonder how the guys would take it knowing that MSI are going to tour with you?
Well I'll tell ya, I don't actually believe this is Gerard (sorry, Chaos, it's not a reflection on you, I promise) because I think if it was, Reprise would have shut him down already. (Unless, that is, he denied that it was him.) This "Mayo" person hasn't said he was Gerard Way, because if he did, then s/he probably would get shut down. What s/he's doing now isn't illegal. If it's not Gerard Way then it's immoral, because s/he knows that that's what most people believe and s/he has done nothing to refute this. But then s/he doesn't actually have to refute it. Because it's just a blog.
Of course if it were me and everyone was laboring under the assumption that I was someone I wasn't (and getting all emotional over it,) I'd put them straight, but that's because I have a scruple here and there. Mayo, if it is not Gerard, well... obviously doesn't have one.
Like I said, this is nothing against you, Bleeding Chaos. Lots of people have sources, folks who know someone in the band, or are cousins or uncles or hairdressers (*snicker*) to someone in the band etc. Sources can be wrong, they can be misinformed, they can get the wrong information sometimes. And, like House says, "Everybody lies." ^_^
I'm not convinced.
But the Frank / SS thing sure is intriguing, I will admit.
Debate is good, but kickball is better.
Anyone up for a practice?
My new pair of ass-kicking boots have a pointy toe "for comfort"...
Captain Princess Smoke&Venom20, could I borrow your mirror for a sec? I need to wipe the "please harass me" off my forehead.
BC, cupcakes at half-time?
(This girl should join the team... she's got balls.)
Anybody heard from ErgoProxy?
Dr. Nut, I'll take whatever you've got. The next official Bitch-Off is about to commence.
See, kids? Look at Kapunua's last post. She doesn't agree with Bleeding Chaos, but she was able to say it in a respectful manner, citing her reasons why. No personal attacks were necessary to get her point across.
Those of you who like to point fingers and calls names - take Kapunua's example.
Very well done, my dear.
Sure Sister Midnite. I'll have you dosed up in a second.
As for myself, I think I'm good to go.
Anyone seen Princess Smoke? Damnit. There she is. She's mesmerized by her reflection in a puddle.
Kapunua, don't worry, I am not going to hold anything against you :) but yes, I must agree, the SS blogs are quite intriguing.
As for cupcakes, they'll be ready by halftime but they're going to have a Halloween theme to it this time time around and I will make enough for everyone. Kickball must be better, you release all your anger and frustration into a tiny red ball when being kicked. I notice ergorproxy has not showed up yet. I wonder what happened to her? and please Sister midnite, bring those boots. Someone needs an ass kicking ;p
As for you my little Mayonaise, you better have your pom poms ready or else, we'll hunt your ass down. I just finish reading your beloved comic. Honestly, it is pretty good, but it is not the best comic I have read. I am hoping the story will pick up in the next issue, otherwise, I am going to return to my beloved Buffy season 8 comics, which I have very much loved so far. The concept of one girl in all the world chosen to be a Slayer in order to combat the forces of vampires, demons, and other forces of darkness is quite fascinating. You must get into it Mayonaise. I recommend it.
Kapunau
How diplomatic of you!
^^Was that mean to be an insult?
BC, Can you put skulls on my cupcakes, please? That would be sweeeet! Also, I'm still waiting on my copy of Umbrella Academy to arrive. Maybe it will come today. Wonder if he really wrote it or if that was a lie as well???
No I was serious!!! It was excenently posted. I wish I had the writing abilities to achieve what Kapunua posted. And I actually quite agree with her.
Oooh, can I play in the game this week;) I'm not terribly good, but I'm not that bad either!!!=]
Well, BC, I would like pumpkins on my cupcakes, just for my little pumpkin boy. Awww, that was sweet, wasn't it.
Sister Midnite, you can hold my mirror. At least I know I'll get it back if you hold it, that little prick Mayo would try to steal it or use it for purposes that it's not meant for. My little mirror has never been so degraded.
Dr. Nut, where's my treat? I think I need double today.
Ergoproxy? Oh, Ergoproxy? Where is my favorite cheerleader????? I need cheering up damnit!
oK, Paperheartxx, you can join in, so what can you bring to the game??? Can you cheer or kick ass? Your welcome either way.
Am I the only one blown away by Frank's s//c message? Or more specifically the intermittant lack of apostrophes. Where have we seen that before?
Although I think it's really funny he remembered to put one in 'don't' after we all made a fuss about that particular word but then forgot himself and reverted to missing his apostrophes on the words 'can't' and 'won't' and 'Frank's' etc.
Nice try Frank but as a few people have already said 'you write the way you write' and while this is only my opinion, that sealed the deal for me. Frank 'SS' Iero FTW! I have faith in him that he will do his very best to sort out this awful mess.
awww no one ever includes me in the kickball fun :(
Magic Pie, you are now in charge of helping Dr. Nut give out all the game treats and make sure Mayo doesn't get any. He's not allowed. Also, try to keep him away from the 'fairy dust'.
Woo hoo!!! Double Fudge brownies for all!!!!
Aww, thanks guys, I only ever say what I mean. ^_^ I like you lot, so I wouldn't insult you. And hey, Bleeding Chaos sources could be totally right and this really could be Gerard, I don't know. I just mean, well, yeah, I don't know.
Am I the only one blown away by Frank's s//c message? Or more specifically the intermittant lack of apostrophes. Where have we seen that before?
Verita was the one who pointed that out first with hints. I was the one who said it outright. ^_^
Someone else mentioned SS's "I'm sorry, it won't happen again" which he said to me after I jokingly pointed out the "dont" similarity. That anon also pointed out the "I'm sorry, it won't happen again" in Frank's message.
Once again I'm not convinced because someone really good could just be messing us around. Even though Frank's message came after "anon" and after "SS" and after "Ignotus" etc. Frank has written a few messages on s//c so it really could be someone trying to bite his style. Look at how easily I bit Mayo's style last night.
Still, it really is intriguing.
The only thing I can say for totally certain about this whole thing is that Frank is made of win and awesome. I know that anyone can hide anything and that people can pretend to be nice and all, but it's also really hard to pretend for so long, in front of so many people. The guy has been doing this for over six years and has anyone ever heard of him being anything less than really kind to them? I doubt it.
The dude is a true gentleman and that's so rare.
Where did Sister Midnite go? Did her ass kicking boots get lodged in someone's mid section? Is she on the bench for playing too rough?
Magic Pie, we may need a sub here.
Princess Smoke, I thought you'd never show up. I've been saving your treats for ya.
Smoke, I love your new blog. It might be the best one yet! We should charge Mayo for all this free advice he's getting.
There are no penalties for unnecessary roughness here. The rougher, the better. Ewww, that almost sounded dirty. Sorry, won't happen again. Ha, I just stole Frank's line.
Kapunua, I totally agree. Frank is like beyond awesome. I could go on and on and on.......
Dr. Nut, you know better than to give away my treats. You wouldn't risk being put on my shitlist.
Thanks, Sdock10. I figured everyone else did it, so I'd try it, too. I suck. Totally. Writing poems, I mean.
Otherwise, I'm FAB-U-LOUS.
While we're on the subject, does anyone else notice that even people who don't like MCR still have a tendency to like Frank?
And since we all seem to agree:
FRANK IERO OR GTFO!
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/importantphotos_album/641357.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/importantphotos_album/Frankisjustwow.jpg
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m157/importantphotos_album/thebestpictureever.jpg
Jamia, where do you find a boy like that? Does it have to be dark and damp? ^_~
Did anyone else think that Gerard was just like TOm Cruise this summer?
Still here, just have to actually *work* for a change. >_<
Princess Captain Smoke&Venom20 is telling y'all the truth, team -- in NutBusters' kickball, there ain't no such thing as unnecessary roughness!
((Our Princess-Captain is TOTALLY fabulous. And here's your mirror back... thanks!))
Frank is just everything good in the male of our species. ^_^
I wonder if we could clone him???
Maybe when Mayo is finished acting all Wild Child, we'll think about cloning him, too.
Kapanua you are right, anything is possible. I just wonder if Frank deliberately wrote that 'it won't happen again' in his s//c message as a subtle message to US. After all, we are a tiny minority of the fanbase but IF Frank is SS then I would like to think that he would somehow want us to know that when we poured out our hearts to him in his blog that we actually had gotten through to HIM, not some faker. It would also confirm that SS was also Ignotus cos I got the impression SS desperately wanted to let us know he hadn't abandoned us by deleting his blogs and that he had read all our messages but for some reason felt that he had to delete them and couldn't post as SS any more hence the appearance of Ignotus. But if Reprise are watching everywhere then saying a phrase that won't mean anything to anyone but us could be the perfect way of communicating without drawing attention. It's like he is giving us a wink. It may sound far-fetched but stranger things have happened, and I think we all agree strange things are happening right now. Sorry it's such a long comment, I just had to dump the contents of my brain or my head was about to explode!
But if Reprise are watching everywhere then saying a phrase that won't mean anything to anyone but us could be the perfect way of communicating without drawing attention
If that were the case, then, err, we just gave him up. ^_~
Oh crap! How can I delete my last post?
Anyone?
You can't.
:[
Don't worry about it, it is far-fetched and I'm sure if anyone from any label or some-such was reading this (which also seems far-fetched,) they would probably just laugh. ^_^ No harm, no foul, I'm sure.
There's nothing anyone can do to prove anything on any of these blogs anyway so. I don't think I said "any" enough.
Any.
Any.
Oh anon, don't worry about it. Chances are Reprise already knows everything. You can still play kickball with us.
We're all a bunch of reject fuck ups, but oh so fabulous.
Well it's not as if Frank would ever admit to being SS and if anyone ever questioned him about it he could laugh it off and dismiss it as nonsense.
If my suspicions are correct, it wouldn't be the first time he's done it either.
Well it's not as if Frank would ever admit to being SS and if anyone ever questioned him about it he could laugh it off and dismiss it as nonsense.
If my suspicions are correct, it wouldn't be the first time he's done it either.
That's probably true.
Yay! Thanks for including me in your kickball game. I'm not very good but maybe I can cheer, I just got back from having zoom whitening so I am smiling with a pearly glow like Ross Geller under the blacklight!
Sure you can cheer and help Ergoproxy keep Mayo in line.
Excellent!
I want to do one of those fancy cheerleading human pyramids with Mayo on top.
Is it wrong that I want to look up his skirt?
Is it wrong that I want to look up his skirt?
LMAO, Anon!!!
If you get to sneak a peek, let us know if he still has his balls.
Is it live, or is it Memorex???
((Thanks for the laugh! I needed it!!!))
am I the only one who is still suspicious about all that? if yes, feel free to open my eyes....
but yeah maybe I´m toooo suspicious like someone told me:
"if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck..."
thanks again for that sentence already_gone ;)
It's not wrong at all to want to look up his skirt. But only if he promises to wear the new pink ones he scored on the PR tour. ;)
Sorry for the fly by comment. I have been crazy busy the last few days. And I missed all the fun last night. Bummer.
When is the next kickball game?
oK, Paperheartxx, you can join in, so what can you bring to the game??? Can you cheer or kick ass? Your welcome either way.
Ohh I can totally kick some ass
=]
I'm here!!!
Anyone who doesn't feel up to playing kickball is very welcome to cheer along with me and Mayo!
and if we do a pyramid he can be on top....and anyone can look anywhere they like but we'll all support him ( awww ...ain't I sweet)
(oh I had a late night and busy day!)
and sometimes my computer won't go tot he comments page, can you change the font size?
Oh and anon you can delete your own comments, there's a little bin beside them
Glad I could lighten the mood.
I'll let you know if he still shaves his balls to get rid of 'the reeky' as Frank so eloquently put it!
Hi ergoproxy! *waves like a loony* I'm your new cheering partner. *flashes insanely zoom whitened teeth at you*
Ergoproxy - I don't see a bin :(
HI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
make sure you have your pompoms !!
Oh and as for Mayo's identity, if he is he is and if he is and reads this then I hope he takes in what we say, if he isn't he isn't and if he isn't and reads this I hope he's amused.
phew! I may have to make that a cheer for friday.
i love the comments more anyway, not nearly so cryptic.
Ergoproxy - I don't see a bin :(
Under the date,under your comment,
it should be there.
Oh maybe anonymouses don't get one
(haha I know that's spelt incorrectly)
ergoproxy, you confused me with that last comment, but I finally got it after reading it a few times:P
Frank: It's anonymouse
Mikey: No, it's anonymooses
Gee: Fuck off! It's anonymeese!
Sorry couldn't resist. And yes, I am that lame person that always laughs at their own jokes. Did anyone catch my little role play a while back of Frank and Gee with the Mayo and Latin for dummies? I'm such a loser! For those of you who missed it here it is again cos this is how I imagine it happening.
Frank: Hey Gee, can you please pass me the MAYO? I seem to have a thing for MAYO lately...
Gee: Sure Frank, hey..um..can I borrow your Latin for Dummies book when you've finished reading it?
Muahahaha
^^LMFAO
I LOVE those!!
Anon, you are my hero
=]
Aw *blushes* thanks paperheartxx.
I've given myself a name. Should I keep this one or go with anonymoosi or anonymooses? What does everyone prefer?
That last skit makes me smile because I don't think they would ever ask each other directly about these blogs. I bet they just look for clues.
anon I remember that comment !
I love the people with a sense of humor on here !!
We need Kapunua and her ass
Anonymeese is perfect!!!
lol
I can actually see the mayo thing happening, and if I actually saw it, I'm pretty sure I'd piss myself laughing!
I agree, her ass has perfect comic timing! This is THE place to hang out. I don't know what we are going to do if/when these blogs disappear. This is the only place I feel comfortable expressing my opinions about MCR, and I don't want to diss other MCR fan forums but it's like we have all found each other here for a reason.
I agree 100% anonymeese. If something happens to this blog, I shall cry. No more kickball games, no more discussions about people's asses, or sharpies.. we can all go to my blog and party!! Although my blog isn't so fun=[
but it's like we have all found each other here for a reason.
That's why I asked "Mayo" if he'll be keeping the blog open. We have to have SOMEplace to trade quips & play kickball!!
I would even beg on bended knee, if necessary...
... oh wait, he's got that covered.
JOKING, peoples; even ass-kicking co-captains get to have a dirty mind sometimes!!!
Haha, good one sister midnite!
:P
I think we are all like minded people but from what I have seen, even when people have differing points of view, they discuss it and explain why they feel that particular way. No bitching, no nastiness, no incoherent ranting, no death threats, no elitism. The intelligence and maturity levels here are refreshing, I may have to sign up to this bloggy thing so I can comment in some of your blogs that don't allow 'anonymeese' comments.
anonymeece you can read my poems if you like !
I don't talk about MCR - I decided I got to say what I feel in comments.
And I'm off to the gym - gotta train up for the game !
Then to do my hair - can't have a shappy cheerleader ! lol
* of course I meant shabby !
Ooh make sure you stretch well. Gotta limber up if we are going to succesfully execute our human pyramid at the next kickball game. That means I will need to practice craning my neck upwards and taking photo's with one hand.
If Mayonaise disappears, we could always move the kickball games into someone else's back yard. I've got space at my house!
No, no, no, Ergoproxy! The hair has to be fabulous! That is a Nutbuster requirement! Fabulous hair, ass-kicking boots, never-ending sarcasm, cupcakes and 'footballs'.
Anonymeese - That is one of the coolest names yet! And I love the skits. That is some funny shit.
Andrea, I don't think Mayo is going to disappear anytime soon. He likes having so many people talk ABOUT him. Don't you Mayo? You know you do.
You like that shit don't you? Fuck yeah you do!
Mayo, just hang in there. You're not alone in this world. If you should fall, take a look around. There are plenty of hands to help you up. I don't care if you're famous or not, I'm here for you.
Kapunua, you are brilliant. Your writing has been fabulous lately. Thanks for the smile. I usually just lurk about, here and there - with my ass..
I don't play kickball, but I do cheer for everybody. I love the wit and snark. Keep it up guys. I've got my pom poms ready by the sidelines.
If Mayo does disappear, it is just more proof of his true identity.=]
hopefully mayo will reveal himself at thursday's concert with a little "mayo" on the neck action.
Oh, that would be brilliant! Put that damn sharpie to some good use for once!
Just wanted to pop in and say I love all of you. The day I found this blog was "best day ever". I'm not afraid to say I'm a fan of Gerard. His music has touched my soul but I'm not blind to the fact that he's just a man. He fucks up like the rest of us. I just hope he realizes that if he falls there are so many waiting to pick him up. So many of the other sites have made him a god. The whole "you can't say anything bad about Gerard" drives me insane. I think we point out his faults because we care not to tear him down. At least that's how I feel. So anyway did someone mention Halloween cupcakes?
Oh, that would be brilliant! Put that damn sharpie to some good use for once!
Damn, but I love you guys!!! :D
If Mayo disappears, we can always start up a Kickball blog :P
Holy crappola! If he actually writes Mayo on his neck I will shit myself.
Kickball blog, hell yes!
&& I'm sure I'd shit myself too magic pie!
Mayo, if you really are Gerard and you're taking that festering pustule of an opening band with you on your European tour, you have just metaphorically slapped the face of every MCR fan who began supporting the band on the strength of your original message.
In other industries this might be called a breach of contract. So why are you allowed to get away with it?
Resurrected Wreck,
I agree!
Mindless Self Indulge lyrics are really going against the My Chemical Romance message. There are probably going to be younger people at these concerts not knowing how to take these lyrics and thinking that what Mindless Self Indulge is singing about is okay when really it isn't...
hopefully mayo will reveal himself at thursday's concert...
THe rate he was going at PR with his "exposure" I wouldn't be a bit surprised...
with a little "mayo" on the neck action.
To which most of us would respond, "uhh... that's not mayo!" ^_~
You like that shit don't you? Fuck yeah you do!
I'd like to go on record saying how much I hated when G-Way said junk like that at concerts.
Mayo, if you really are Gerard and you're taking that festering pustule of an opening band with you on your European tour, you have just metaphorically slapped the face of every MCR fan who began supporting the band on the strength of your original message.
QFT, BB Cue to the Eff to the Tee.
Hey all, my ass is here. Tired from getting kicked in class tonight, but here!
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