It is down right impossible to kill the mood around here this fine evening. So, my intended post has been shelved for the time being. I am grateful for the distraction; my mood had drifted toward the foul. I am not my usual pretty princess self. You laugh...would you prefer The Queen? Quite honestly, I am like an unruly child.
Foolishly, I lost my temper. In an attempt to do far too many things at once, I allowed myself to snap under the pressure. The target of my destructive behavior, ever so graciously, allowed my rant without a challenge. And yes...as I know you will ask, I have apologized. I am truly sorry.
p.s. those dark moments back there cause me to pause and thank you.
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Star, if you're interested, have a look here:
http://www.vampirelestatfanclub.com/gallery/
It's pictures of past Anne Rice fan club parties.
We need to check his movie collection. I want to know what kind of porn Mayo has. We may even come across some homemade stuff. New post mayo or it will end up on the Internet.
*whistles innocently*
*tosses matchbook to Sparkle*
*notices the collection on display*
*hums while making sure everything in it is open, paired in alphabetical order- backwards and placed in “interesting” positions*
Okay, okay.
Wait a moment.
Prior to FF2007, he seemed to respond easily when there were those few posts a couple weeks ago where people were being all deep and stuff.
So, um.
(Preparing to embarrass self)
For the past two days, I've been having, like, hysterical crying fits about three times a day.
Oh, this is just rubbish. I'm going to go back to being naughty.
(sits on kitchen counter, drinking iced coffee and sundae topping from the can)
Hey I'm gonna steal Mayo's cigaretts. Yeah, I smoke but I just started a year ago. Nothing like starting a bad habit when your old.
So AIP whats ya gonna do with that topping?
Mayo, why have you got shirtless photos of Frank hidden in a shoebox in your hall closet?
Oh, yes. Porn collection. Lemme see if I can hack into his computer.
(Opens screen, types "HOLDENCAULFIELD" as password, gets in)
Thanks for the matches, AIP.
OMG, guys, c'mere and look at this!
Emo boys gone wildly sad!
This.... This is just too weird....
Their barely clothed with heavy makeup. And just.... pretending to cry. And....
Oh, GODS, that's weird.
Hey what kind of movie is this?
Mayo Does Peter Pan
Oh hell green tights
Tight tights
RW, those are awesome! Have you read her Jesus book yet?
SW, holdencaulfield as his password is the best!
Elena, I didn't start smoking until I was older too. I rationalize it by saying I could have worse habits, but I know that's a lame excuse
Oh man,you're all cracking me up.
OMG You don't want to know what I found in this trunk he had in his closet.
Starts pulling thinks out
leather g string
hand cuffs
a stick of butter
*borrows one of the photos from RW for a friend*
*peeks at the computer screen*
Elena…come here, I’ll show you. It’s hard to explain with a mouthful of cookies.
Sparkle Wrath said...
Toujours,
No worries, dear, don't clean it up. If he's nice about this, it's my doing. I'll stay behind and do the dirty work.
thanks, sparkle. as you can see from the length of time it took me to post this reply (yes! this long!), between the amount of comments now and my dial-up, i'd never be able to pick this up.
*sigh*
and it was such a lovely blog, too.
Hey here's another closet. Leather chaps? I didn't know Mayo rode? Oh wait he does. Let's just say he went to the rodeo and he's really good riding the mechanical bull. (very obscure reference to an old interview)
I knew it.
"Mayo does the 1918 German Marching Band"
I KNEW he had a thing for uniforms but....
I'm so scared to watch. But. BUT.... No, I can't let myself do it.
(Caffeine/sugar rush begins to set in)
RW, those are awesome! Have you read her Jesus book yet?
Actually, no. I haven't read anything by her since '98. But I've heard good things about that new book. Have you read it?
Oooo, handcuffs.
Oh, they're those ones lined with cheetah print velvet.
Perhaps I should chain myself to a table till he comes back.
Hi, Entropy.
Toujours, oh poor darling, dial up? Your computer must be in tears trying to get this blog to load.
Hey AIP stop eating all the cookies you have to share. I just love these. No wait I found a box of chocolate Ding Dongs.
I wanna try on his leather chaps!
(Starts yanking and huffing. Stands defeated)
He is a skinny one. Ah, well. They can make sleeves.
Before this night is through, I'll have a whole outfit. So far I got a underwear hat and leather sleeves. I'm stylin', Mayo.
leather g string
hand cuffs
a stick of butter
Topless picture of Frank...
Hey Sparkle.
Just make sure it's not the glass table,wouldn't want that one to break now.
Digs deeper into the trunk finds Barry Manilow's greatest hits.
RW, the last book I read by her was Pandora, which I loved. I don't think I'll read the new one. Don't get me wrong, but I'm still a little miffed about her "conversion". I found the interviews I read where she said that people who liked her older fiction are "searching" for meaning or something like that, and I was really put off.
Have you read Twilight or the other two books by Stepehnie Meyer? They are supposed to be for teens, but they are amazing. (And she cites MyChem as one of her influences and favorite bands)
Barry Manilow?
BARRY MANILOW.
This is material just begging to be utilized as blackmail.
Think of what would happen if this got out, Mayo.
Wait guys what are we gonna do if Mayo comes home? Oh I got it just act cool. (stuffs Ding Dong in mouth) Yeah, that's it...act cool. Nothing wrong here. Sparkle for God's sake take off the chaps. You look like Lector when you hug yourself like that. Hey where did AIP go?
“Speed: 49.2 Kbps” I’m with you Toujours but I’ve nothing else going so that might help.
*hands Elena the jug of milk for her Ding Dongs* (evil choice by the way!)
*finds the complete Sharpie line, including the new colors*
Aha!
*sits down and begins to doodle on the wall*
Have you read Twilight or the other two books by Stepehnie Meyer? They are supposed to be for teens, but they are amazing. (And she cites MyChem as one of her influences and favorite bands)
I haven't heard of her, I'll have to check her out.
My fave author at the moment is Terry Pratchett.
Dear God he still has that Poison album.
(Caffeine/sugar rush starting to wear off)
Feeling a little... lightheaded. Gonna go back and check out his bed.
{Thank you for the compliment earlier, Star}
Heh, of course the bed isn't made. I'm almost afraid to get in there. Who knows the last time those sheets were washed.
You can't get an STD from dirty sheets, can you?
Although I'm not sure how anyone can get their groove on in sheets that are covered in pictures of cute hamsters running about.
BARRY MANILOW Hey put that bad boy on the stereo. "Oh Mandy....."
Wow chocolate rush...
Hey isn't it great Mayo invited us to this party? What? He didn't? Well I'm sure he would have if he'd thought about it.
Wait everybody, if Mayo comes home, we'll tell him we're winterizing his windows. It gets cold in Jerrsey. Now, where's the caulk or whatever you winterize windows with?
RW, what's good by Terry Prachett?
Okay, Elena.
(Begrudgingly hands chaps back to her)
Let's see if he has any other sheets (CLEAN sheets) in his closet.
We could have a toga party!
Between all of us, we can convince him it was his idea all along.
Goes down to the basement. Finds an odd looking machine with a naked Frank laying in it. looks up in Giant letters Frank Cloning machine. Turns around and finds a blond wig on the floor.
(Decides she has only one life to live and jumps onto the bed)
It's a water bed. Wee. I love these things.
Errr, that pillow is getting dumped on the floor. It has a drool stain on it.
Sparkle....Where are you? Oh in bed. You are in Mayo's bed? Let me take a quick pic.
You can write below the pic
"Here's where all the magic happens... Oh Yeah giggdy giggdy
RW, what's good by Terry Prachett?
EVERYTHING!!
Lol :) I would recommend either "Guards! Guards!" or "Wyrd Sisters" as books to star with (they are the first in a couple of series'). My favourite book of all time is by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, called "Good Omens".
And underneath the pillow is a picture of Frank
Where did Paperheartxx go?
Do I dare jump on this bed? If it breaks, I don't have the money to buy him a new one.
(Feels something under the sheets. Dives under and looks about. Pulls up a Frank doll and Gerard doll)
does anyone know wat this means i think its german
Der Wille zur Macht
lo
Martha get out of the basement. Martha? (slowly walks down the steps) Martha?
Martha what are you doing? Now what on earth are you gonna do with 2 Franks?
Oh......THAT
Goes down to the basement. Finds an odd looking machine with a naked Frank laying in it. looks up in Giant letters Frank Cloning machine. Turns around and finds a blond wig on the floor.
0_0
Elena, wait a sec. Don't take the picture yet.
(Sticks hands under shirt and takes off bra. Starts swinging it over her head)
Okay, now I'm ready! Anyone wanna make this a group photo?
*hears toga party and stops decorating the wall*
(psst….let’s tell him it’s a Surprise Halloween Party and he’s early)
And underneath the pillow is a picture of Frank
There are pictures of Frank all over his house. I wonder what that means...
I really don't wanna get off the comfy bed, but how many Franks DOES he have down there, Martha Jones?
(Backs slowly away from basement) Okay now where is Sparkle? Hey where did you find those dolls? I didn't know the Gerard figure came with a boa and a tutu? Nice look. Sparkle I really don't think is't necessary to look under the tuttu. What? Let me see. Holy crap what a package. I mean I didn't know that came in the package.
See you all tomorrow!
Good night!
I have two Franks yes. machine turns back on and another frank comes out than another. Soon the room is filled with Franks.
*fills the bathtub with Diet Coke*
Just in case…
“Der Wille zur Macht” is The Will To Power… love Xenosaga. :)
How do we pose for the photo?
Bye Star!
I'm heading now too. Chat to you all later :)
Good night star here have a Frank to take home with you.
One can never have too many Franks.
We gotta do something about these Franks.
Heh heh....
Yeah, the Frank doll has a blindfold on it. And I found this doll in the night table. Looks an awful lot like Bert.
Later RW have a Frank to take home with you too.
Well, AIP, I'm personally swinging my bra overhead. I know you had a thing going with that sundae topping. I didn't eat all of it, there's still about half a jar left.
Everyone leaving please take your complementary Frank with you. Okay now for the photo. AIP why are you covered in Sharpie doodles?
Runs over to computer. Goes to Ebay.
I have a 1000 Frank clones that need to go to a good home. We will start the bidding at $100.
You found a doll looking like Bert?
Interesting,I found a couple love letters from him in that box over there.
{Bye, everyone who's leaving}
I should probably get off his bed. But.
Yep.
Wow.
There's a mirror on the ceiling.
We all knew he had that love/hate thing going for himself, but that. I'm getting off the bed now.
Are we going to have to set up a Frank shelter?
Adopt a Frank!
That is a $100 per Frank. Not for all of them. Turns around to find 200 more Franks coming up the stairs.
*gives self a once over*
Aww, crap… rubbing alcohol gets it off….BUT…. Diet Coke bubbles are more fun!
I’m hitting the tub after the photo…or shall I say bubble-cuzzi?
I think we should turn that machine off,or did you beak it?
oh man. i so do not want to be a part of this.
*goes out to the front steps*
*sits down and looks at the night sky*
*hugs self to keep warm*
*ignores crashes from within*
Martha as soon as you are done with the computer I'm gonna pop over to YouTube and upload the Peter Pan video. HAHA he said we would have a better chance seeing him riding naked on a horse than seeing the Peter Pan video.
Wait I would rather see the naked on a horse video.
Elena!
Put those dolls down.
I would never have given them to you if I knew you were going to make them do that.
Although they are very flexible. And. You really think they do that? On the tour bus?
Toujours,will you keep watch,warn us if he's coming?
Can't find the off switch 300 more franks. Oh shit.
Can't maneuver around all these Franks.
Gah!
(Takes underwear off head and puts it on the head of a passing Frank. Rips hamster sheet off bed and togas herself)
Put on that Poison album. I'm going to jump into the bubble-cuzzi if no one minds.
You didn't already put the laxatives in the diet coke, did you , Martha?
Toujours come back in. It's all good Mayo wanted us to have a party. Really he did. I'm just sure of it. Okay I really have no idea if he wanted us to or not but hey, it's all good. I'll clean up the mess. I'll even buy him some more Ding Dongs in the morning. I'm sure he won't want one tonight. Or will he?
Now we will have both.
Toujours! I found Mayo's old leather jacket. Would you like to wear it? It kind of, well, it reeks, but you may catch cold if you stay out too long.
I knew I forgot to do something. Oh well theres still the coffee.
*hands Toujours a blanket and a cup of tea*
Want some Sharpies? Oh ,and comics… you could re-color them for Mayo!
I'll send here some Frank she can share their body heat.
The jacket reeks....
I just fell out of my chair.
This is fun. Poor Mayo missing out on all the fun. Remember everyone...
What happens at Mayo's
Stay's at Mayo's
Hey guys;
Sorry for the disappearance earlier, I got lost!=]
Make sure that Frank is clothed.
Hi Ph have a naked Frank.
Hey paperheart,careful what you step on.
You want to join the group photo?
Blast it, this diet coke is freezing.
(lights another cigarette. Starts shaking to Poison)
I think I'm going to drown in a sea of Franks.
If we let them out, it will be like an invasion. But, ooph, they're tripping over each other into the diet coke.
Is there a chandelier I can hang from?
I like my Frank covered in mustard.
People People I'm taking about hot dogs.
Wonder what a Frank covered in Mayo would taste like?
Oh hell (closes eyes and sighs)
Well we have enough Franks for you to try all the condiments
A NAKED FRANK!?
*grabs one*
Thanks guys!=]
I'd love to be in the group photo!
A Frank tasting party. Like what fancy people do with wine. Although I better not find any wine or other alcoholic beverage at this party.
We have to at least pretend to be respectful to our host.
Because really, we're holding this party in honor of him! Really, we are.
{regains internet connection}
i still don't want to be involved with you guys' mischief, but the tea is gone, and the blanket is scratchy, so...
um...
*tiny voice*
can i still wear the jacket?
*grabs the Sharpies and makes shiny new tattoos on the Franks stumbling about*
*puts a crown on the one by the door*
*goes back to Frank-en-doodling*
Haha you guys are soo entertaining!
Which is why I love you all!
No jacket TJ but you can have some Franks.
Of course it's in honor of our host. Hey what kind of host doesn't come to his own party? Oh he's probably gonna COME. See how I refrained from using a certain spelling? I'm quite proud of myself.
No, I think Elena had the jacket.
(Pushes her way through dozens of Franks)
There it is!
(Then barely gets to the door)
Here, take it quick before I get lost in the waves of Franks.
Man mayo see what happens when you leave us alone. Your home is recked and full of Franks and we know all your secrets and we are putting them on youtube.
oh.
a frank clone...
thanks.
*pats the poor thing on the head*
Hey leave me alone. I'm not giving up my reeking jacket. Oh okay I'll share. Here you go TJ.
Woah!
I can smell that thing from here.And I'm about......50 Franks away from you.
oh!
*grabs jacket from sparkle*
thanks! :D
Hi guys, you're cracking me up with the devastation of Mayo's house. And Sparkle, I did take notice of your crying jags mention. I hope it's just hormonal. For a few days every month, those freakin' Kleenex commercials reduce me to a mess.
Can you just imagine what the boys' faces would look like if they hear about this. That is if they aren't the bloggers. Their friends go up to them, "your fans are a bunch of perverts. They need help."
Hi Carrie how many franks would you like.
Haha I don't even want to know what they'd think Martha!
Hey martha, I could use about 10, but I would probably just make them clean up my house. (Ok, I might retain at least one for "personal" use)
*runs downstairs*
*smashes clone machine*
*runs back upstairs*
*lures the Franks outside with a guitar and fills a moving truck with them*
*goes inside and collapses on the sofa*
Hello, Carrie. Please, take some Franks.
PLEASE.
And in relation to the crying fits, I'm just exorcising old ghosts. Working my way through some very real ones. But thank you, I am feeling delightfully naughty at the moment.
AIP, would you like some aspirin? A toga? There may be a Frank still left upstairs to rub your neck.
Would you guys mind if I took some more Franks? ^_^
I have some plans for them
*smirks*
Hate to say it but the Franks are getting out the back door. I'm not gonna be the one to explain that. I didn't make the Franks. I've just been sitting here in the corner being good. (looks up to see if I'm gonna get struck by lightening)
We have a whole truck full.
I'll be back in 20 getting food.
Ok, Ok, I'll take a few more Franks, if AIP hasn't stolen them all. I could use some help with the yard work, the leaves are starting to pile up.
Thank you AIP,I couldn't move from one side to the room to the other with all of them here.
Wait,you did leave a couple right?
HAHA
*Hi-jacks the truck of Franks and drives them to my house*
They are all mine now ^_^
Frank’s not my type… I’d break him WAY too easily.
*points and laughs at the Frank humping Sparkle’s leg*
Can we keep that one?
*tosses PH the keys to the truck*
Have at them…
*Grabs a rake*
I'll help ya Carrie! I don't want Mayo to be too too surprised by our little party!
*jumps in a pile of leaves*
Dude, this party rocks. Carrie welcome. Feel free to peek around. Some really interesting things in the closets.
Thanks AIP!
Frank’s not my type… I’d break him WAY too easily.
Ohh I'm sure that I would too! But what the hay, Frank is still damn adorable!
Bad boy!
Down! Down!
Here. You'll get one of these cigarettes and a coffee if you sit nice for me?
That's a good boy! Who's a good wittle Frankie!
There, see that exhausted woman on the couch? She needs your love and attention, too! Go get her!
(Frank runs over and starts licking aip's face)
(Mortified, Sparkle looks down to see if she needs to change the toga sheet)
WOW Frankie sure seems to love you AIP!
Maybe you should move your little party into a bed room;)
I think we need some Ray clones, so we can work out some new hairstyles.
*ignores frank-related shenanigans*
*ignores crashes still coming from parts of the blog*
*pokes hand into jacket pocket and withdraws a very large handful of empty gum wrappers*
I agree Carrie, lets go see what else we can find in Mayo's basement shall we?
This thing is soaked in diet coke and spilled coffee and sundae topping and ding dong crumbs and sharpie ink and Frank slobber and Gods know what else.
I need to go into the bedroom closet. See if there's anything I can change into....
(Opens closet, pulls out pajamas with the skeleton motif on them)
Yay. Oh, hrm. I don't think this has been washed in YEARS.
Well, one must make do, I suppose. Has anyone seen my bra?
Oooh toujours, care to share your gum?
Ooo,what's in the other pocket toujours?
Sparkle,your bra is on that chandelier.
Oh man, my creativity is stymied, you guys are way better at this stuff than me. I do think I just found an old HR Puf n' stuf dvd stuffed behind the dryer though. Ok, let's see how old you guys are. :)
just wrappers, i'm afraid, paperheartxx.
in every pocket.
Drat, a Frank must have used it as a chew toy.
Knowing Mayo, though, he must have something.
(Rifles through pile of clothing on floor. Pulls out a black and red bra that has a picture of Frank's face on one cup and a picture of Bert's face on the other)
Oh, dear.
SPARKLE you look adorable!
Let me just say, you reek like a rotten pig though!
Let me just spray you with some of my personal cotton candy body spray!
*puts a leash on Frank-en-puppy*
*likes that idea*
*feeds him vitamins ‘cause he’s sure gonna need them*
Careful in the basement… broken machine parts are everywhere.
(notices the page now takes 3 minutes to load and it’s 1:32am…. Giggles)
*erases Mayo's out-going answering machine message*
*replaces it with "Has anyone seen my bra?" *
Oh,I thought we'd get more blackmail material or another frank picture.
Darn.
I'm sure Mayo has some gum around here somewhere..
HR puf'n'stuf!
Let's put in the DVD.
Oh.
OH GOD.
That's not HR.
That's....
So he IS that flexible.
Hi everyone...
Just popped on to say hello and see what was going on.
But seems you're all busy talking about an army of Franks?
Anyways, I'll leave you to that.
And Mayo, post another blog already!
Oh hey look. Here's a Lidsville DVD.
oh, no....wait.
and a receipt from starbucks.
Hmmm..
I'm sorry guys,
I can't seem to find a Ray cloning machine! =[
(enveloped in cloud of cotton candy spray)
Thanks, Paperheartxx. The smell was becoming a little stifling.
(watches DVD)
I never pictured Gerard in a cowgirl outfit.
But somehow, with Bert in that John Wayne get up, it makes a sick kind of sense.
You are welcome Sparkle! ^_^
WOW:|
This video of Gerard and Bert.. it..
It's.. it's rather interesting!
Oh crap, Lidsville, sounds so...familiar. I think I can picture the opening credits. And I think I just found a Bigfoot and Wildboy dvd behing the washer. Wildboy did have the emo hair going on...
OHH!
Now that letter makes perfect sense after watching this video.
*carried in by 2 Franks*
Hi guys I'm back...look what I found outside!
* is placed on couch next to AIP and has leg massaged by kneeling Franks*
Hey who's bra is this?
And as to the Bert mention, I have to say this whole blog inspired me to check out The Used (ok, maybe not what the supposed author intended) but I got their last cd and have been enjoying it. Does anyone here watch Moonlight? They used Bird and the Worm in their last episode.
Welcome back, Ergo.
Oh, that's mine. Must have finally fallen off the chandelier. We're just watching some -ahem- home movies that Mayo has.
Make sure to take those Franks home with you. We don't want them on the street.
Would you like a coffee? A diet coke? I don't think Martha got around to spiking it with laxatives.
*resolutely keeps back to goings-on within blog*
*ignores multiple franks frolicing in the leaves*
*ignores frank clone cuddled up in blanket at side*
*zips up jacket and looks at the stars*
Oooh Sparkle, can I have some coffee?
^_^
why thanks sw !
*hands over bra*
I'm sure I'll be able to fit these Franks in somewhere at home.
Damn shame there's no Ray cloning machine.
oooh
*reaches down back of couch and pulls out remote*
what does this do?
I go away for a little while and you give away the franks and now the machine is broken.
Gladly, Paperheart.
Do you take any cream? I don't think it's expired.
(Runs and checks)
If you take sugar, I'll have to rummage through the pantry, I haven't checked that yet.
AIP, Elena, did you see any when you got out the cookies and ding dongs?
Oh man. I gotta go home. That sucks. Hey party on my friends. If Mayo shows remind him this whole party thing was his idea. Tell him I left one Ding Dong for him but I'm not gonna tell him where. He's gotta search for it. Don't forget to clean up and no more wearing Mayo's underware on your head. I'm still not sure those were in the clean pile.
Ep pushes a button on the remote and two go-go cages come down from the ceiling Both have a dancing Frank in them.
"
That doesn't stop Gerard from going to Europe,they're going to meet up with them on tour on Tuesday anyways.Maybe he just wanted to start today.
He already threw his beliefs out for this girl,what makes you think he won't cancel a show for her?"
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I never asked for your opinion, I just got it and I get it. I've come to expect the standards you have set...
She says live up to your first impression
From saint to sinner
Well which one is it?
Just who do you think you are?
Just who do you think you are?
Well who did you call to get this?
Your eyes tell lies you mouth can never spill
I wasn't feeling it
I don't even need to shake your hand
I guess you were born equipped
Your eyes tell lies you mouth can never spill
Your eyes tell lies you mouth can never spill
*looks through the pantry*
YAY! I found sugar!!
Sparkle, I'll have a double double please and thank you! ^_^
Goodnight Elena! Have a good night! *hugs*
Take some Franks with you will ya?
My basement is already full of them! =]
Awww, Elena!
If you must go, you must.
You are making me SO paranoid about that underwear I was using as headgear.
But I can't wash my hair here, all he has is Suave shampoo. Hmmmm.
(Goes back to opening pantry. Hears muffled sounds coming from within. Goes to open the door)
OOOH!
*runs and jumps in the cage with the Frank in with wearing only a speedo*
Oh man, the remote just opened up a secret passageway! Could it house the elusive Ray cloning machine? (or maybe even something more interesting?)
Night Elena and like ph said take some Franks. Hello Kapunua welcome to casa de Frank
Lets go venture in there Carrie!
We NEED a Ray cloning machine!!!!
*runs ahead*
DON'T BE SCARED CARRIE!
Take a Frank for protection!
*randomly pushes buttons*
oooohhhh
*disco ball descends from ceiling and lights go off*
I love the night life
I've got to boogie...
Hello, Kapunua.
Come, get a sheet toga on, a coffee and a ding dong!
We've taken the law into our own hands and we're throwing a surprise Halloween party for Mayo.
Care for some emo porn? Please, take a frank. Or ten. We have plenty!
Carrie, Paperheart, you be careful in there.
Don't exchange any bodily fluids with any stranger Franks or Rays.
Pushing cobwebs out of the way... oh look, that shiny thing in the box in the corner..is that..?
*pushes more buttons*
*bed starts to vibrate*
Hello Kapunua,sorry to see your keyboard broken,that sucks.
I like how you're using lyrics to get your point across.
Don't worry Sparkle, I'm not that naughty! Okay, maybe I am, but don't worry :D
*looks to where Carrie points*
Oh my gosh CARRIE!!!!!
We found it!
*high fives*
(Hands coffee to Paperheart, mixes a strong beverage for herself. Pops in Lidsville DVD. Gasps)
Bob? And Worm?
You're not supposed to do that with the mic!
Make sure you're able to control the machine,we don't need a Ray outbreak too.
Ergo, keep pressing buttons!
I'm getting back on that bed!
Weeeee!
*runs down to see what noise is about*
Is that a Ray cloning machine?
Haha, I'm not good with mechanics! I'll let Carrie handle the cloning!
Thanks Sparkle! This coffee is great!! ^-^
ERGO!
We found the Ray cloning device!
Carrie's working on getting us some Ray's :D
Ray cloning machine go further we may find a machine for the rest of the guys. We can have our own personal Mcr.
*presses more buttons*
*bed begins to revolve*
*wall slides open to reveal mirrored room with stripper pole*
*prepares to ditch franks for newly cloned Ray's*
the elusive Ray cloning machine *presses button* and omg you guys can't even fathom how far out of my box I am now, but I appreciate you for bringing me there. *warms curlers for Ray's makeover*
We don't want another Frankgate, do we?
Although, I wouldn't mind a Ray of mine.
(Gets all sheepish)
Remember, whatever you do, don't press the red button.
Ray's for all!!
*walks further down the dark hallway*
Could it be?!
YOU GUYS!
There's one for Mikey and Bob too!!!!
Where's the Gerard machine?!
I'd be really scared if we found a Mikey clone machine.
Ok,I'd love it.
But still be scared.
I want a Ray I want to straighten his hair. Wow Ray and I can play with his hair.
*stands up, tiptoes around sleeping frank*
that's it for me guys, i've got to get some sleep. (plus, i'm afraid to witness whatever you all might do next!)
so, uh...
i'm just going to "borrow" the jacket.
'cause it's a long walk home, see, and it's a cold night, see. so...um...yeah.
good night, everybody!
good night, mayo, wherever you are!
*waves and heads off down the street, whistling "blood"*
Entropy I was thing the same think about the Mikey machine
Goodnight toujours! *hug*
Take a Ray with you! ;)
Goodnight toujours!
Well, I found it! ^_^
Should we bother with cloning Bob and Mikey?
I'd be scared to clone Gerard!
Wait Tj you forgot your Franks.
We gotta start taking orders, girls.
Alright.
I want one Ray.
Okay, maybe two.
One Mikey.
And. Oh, what the Hell, I'll take a Bob, too.
But NO more than that.
(Begins swinging around the stripper pole)
Goodnight, toujours, thanks for letting my play. I still feel a little bit of the outsider here, but I'm trying to get in the spirit.
Sweet dreams, TJ.
May Franks and sugar plums dance about your head.
I want a Ray I can dress and do his hair like a barbie!
I mean thinking and yes lets clone the whole band. And we can switch their personalities who wouldn't want to see Ray acting like Frank.
I am also scared of a Gerard cloning machine, I think that fucked up mess is one of a kind. Still love him though. :)
Haha okay! Everyone get in line for your Mikey's and Bob's!
SPARKLE! Would you like me to put a bow on them for you?
Carrie, I say you go look for the Gerard machine ^_^
Anyone else want to place an order for a Bob, Frank or Mikey?
I want 2 of each please!
This won’t mean a thing come tomorrow
and that’s exactly how I’ll make it seem
Cause I'm still not sleeping,
thinking I’ve crawled home from worse than this
Lay your head down just for now
Space fills your mind and you dream awhile
Hit me, knock me out
And let me go back to sleep
Paperheart, you just tickle me!
Yes, black bows on all of them.
Carrie, excuse my rudeness. Would you like a non-alcoholic beverage? Some sundae topping? I might have some tea in my skirt pocket if you prefer that.
Where did Kapnaua go? I was looking forward to "talking" with her.
oh heck gimmie a few ray's, i can build a Ray's Dream House
*pushes another button*
*door slides open revealing bat cave and bat mobile*
woo hooo !
mine !!
Okay Sparkle!
*ties a black bow around each one*
There you go!
Here you go Entropy; TWO BOBS, TWO RAYS, AND TWO MIKEYS, with PURPLE RIBBONS TIED AROUND THE NECK! ^_^
Here are your three Ray's, each with personalized tiaras, just for Ergo! ^_^
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