Friday, November 12, 2010

English Paneling

1-4

This is how I will suffocate,
in your adoration.
Hands cover my mouth
while I keep my resolution.
I put my fingers in my ears,
and disappear
before you
tell me, tell me
you love me.

5

Desolate Bungalow

Gravity Paper

Ink Wired

Numb

Perpetual Absence

Unhinged Focus

Lost Wax

Done

6-9

Days, dry as dirt
kicked up in heels,
catch in my throat.
I want them back.
Tomorrow, better yet-
today, I will stop
rushing away. The distance
between here and the deserted
has been
forgotten.
Washed up,
I am ready to devour those days.

10-13

I am dead in a box in the center of the room talking to everyone or no one can hear me or they neglect to listen because I do not say what they want to hear or I make no sense to anyone but myself because I am only speaking to someone a million miles away from where I am at present they cannot hear me or I make no sense.

14-17

I am out of corks
with a barrel full of holes.
The relief will not stop;
resentment pouring and filling
the cracks in the walls,
plaster caked in puke green,
painted over in pink
for all the world to see.

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Fimble Star said...

A - Town.

Anonymous said...

*gets out suppa seekrat decoder*


A - Town


Atlanta!



Discretion is not their middle name. ;)

Anonymous said...

Morning Ergo.

Welshie said...

Hi Ergo:)
Hi anon:)

Hi Fimble, you alright? Just be thankful you're not in the UK. Temperatures dropped to -18 degrees last night. Worse to come:(
I'm freezing me bloody arse off here!!!

Fimble Star said...

not really, just quoting usher :)

hey ergo and welshie

i heard bout all the snow, its crazy a lot of people are snowed in. has the gritters been out?

Welshie said...

Yeah gritters have been out a couple of times over the last few days, but cos I live out in the country they tend to forget about us. They concentrate on the towns and cities. Bastards!!!

Fimble Star said...

yep, thats seems to be the case every year. you just be careful on the roads as i know how crazy it can get x

Welshie said...

I'll do me best Fimble.
A work colleague of mine has just written off his brand new 4 x 4. He lost control on black ice. Luckily he wasn't hurt but he's bloody gutted. Gutted!

ergoproxy said...

agh! Bloody rain is mucking up my connection again this morning, they are predicting storms today too (though they've done that a few times and we haven't gotten any)and maybe a cyclone before xmas.
Europe's got ice and we've got rain :[

Welshie said...

Ergo have you heard of Thundersnow?
Many areas of Scotland have been experiencing it these last few days.
Thundersnow is when heavy snowfall is accompanied by thunder and lightning, unlike a regular thunderstorm where the thunder and lighting is accompanied by rain.

ergoproxy said...

Sounds apocalyptic welshie!

and RIP Irvin Kershner, director of The Empire Strikes Back, possibly the best of the Star Wars films.

Welshie said...

Never watched a Star Wars film Ergo. I just can't be bothered to watch films. Last film I watched was Little Voice and that was only because my sister practically sat on me and told me to sit still and bloody watch it!! I have to say I did enjoy it, it was hilarious and yet sad at the same time. Michael Caine and Brenda Blethyn were fantastic. Ewan McGregor had a small part in it. Have you seen it Ergo?

ergoproxy said...

I saw them all when they came out, the original 3 that is. I remeber how huge it all was. Great fun to be a kid.

I have seen Little Voice I thought it was really good. I don't see many movies, even when they're on tv I rarely get around to it. Most of what I see now are kids movies over school holidays. It's been a while since I've seen a movie is coming out and really wanted to see it, we have a 3/4 hr drive to get to the cinema so generally we end up not bothering.

At the moment I'm just hoping my connection stays while I get some music of iTunes

Anonymous said...

Mayonaise, you taking over blogger again?

Welshie said...

Oh I never go to the cinema either Ergo. Our nearest is 30 miles away. I watched Little Voice on tv.
I'm watching Twin Town right now. Bloody mental it is! Seriously bloody mental! It's a sort of Welsh version of Trainspotting. It stars real-life brothers Rhys Ifans and Llŷr Ifans. Rhys is stark raving mad but lots of fun:)

I'm gonna go for a bath now.

speak to you soon.

Ta ra

Anonymous said...

*dies laughing*

Anonymous said...

you not like 30stm mayonaise?*?*?
:-(

Anonymous said...

Who told you Mayo didn't like 30STM? I never saw him say a bad thing about them.

Anonymous said...

I think Mayo secretly sings 30STM and Lady GaGa in the shower. ;)

Anonymous said...

Did not say he did not. I asked a question.

Anonymous said...

Blogger ate Bart Cubbins.

Anonymous said...

and he was delicious

Anonymous said...

Blogger probably just wanted borrow one of Bart's 500 hats. It's not like Bart would miss it.

Anonymous said...

Shannon or Tomo would probably be tastier.

Anonymous said...

*serious dramatic acting face*

Anonymous said...

Shannon sandwich with a bit of tomo on the side
*nom nom nom*

Anonymous said...

and he was delicious



O_o

But I wanted to eat him and steal all of his hats!

>_<

Anonymous said...

*tips hat to SS*

Anonymous said...

http://www.mtv.com/videos/movies/601478/hurricane.jhtml#id=1518072

Anonymous said...

*tips hat to Bart Cubbins and Dr. Seuss*

Anonymous said...

*peek a boo - i see you, ss*

sushhhhh dont tell the cats, they will run and eat you alive.

ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

*tosses Mayo a ball of yarn*

Anonymous said...

Not Bart's cats. They won't run and eat SS all up.

They're vegan just like Bart.

Anonymous said...

Kitten's Got Claws ;)

Gerard "I'm Not Mayo" Way said...

Keep Runnin

Anonymous said...

Got 9 lives and always lands on the feet too!

Anonymous said...

Kitten likes running.

Keeps kitten in shape.

Anonymous said...

But Blogger doesn't like the taste of Gerard Way. Interesting.

Anonymous said...

Kitten likes hats.

Kitten's dad wore a hat.

You might have heard of him.

He was called The Cat in the Hat.

Very popular fellow he was. Still is.

Anonymous said...

Got 69 lives.

Anonymous said...

kitties got titties wearing mitties

Anonymous said...

Kitten likes dangerous things.

Toys, days.


It's not just due to kitten's curiosity.

It's about the satisfaction of time well spent and exhilaration.

Wise Blogger Once Said said...

Time is always spent. Not wasted.

Anonymous said...

Kitten likes bunnies.

Especially dangerous bondage bunnies.

They never hear or see kitten coming. ;)

Anonymous said...

Cha-ching. Meow.

Anonymous said...

Power Puff Kitties to the rescue
Ka Pow

Ka Pow

KA POW MOFO

Curious Bystander said...

Is Bart Cubbins directing this blog?

Anonymous said...

Kitten likes wise bloggers and those who heed and remember words of wise bloggers.




Kitten's gotta scat. ;)

Echelon said...

THIS IS WARRRRRRRRR!

Anonymous said...

meooow

MCRMY said...

DESTROYA! DESTROYA!

resurrected wreck said...

Sing it to your nuts!!

sdock10 said...

LOL, RW!


I swear in one of those songs he says something about "the tampax gates".

I wish Bart Cubbins would direct me. Just sayin...

resurrected wreck said...

Bart Cubbins would know what to do.

sdock10 said...

I've never been good at understanding Gerardspeak. Thank goodness there's a lyric book. I could say the same about 30STM. I seriously doubt that I could sing one 30STM song correctly. o_O

I'm such a hardcore fan.

resurrected wreck said...

Solly, you iz 666! O_O

Fimble Star said...

i havent a clue who Bart Cubbins is, is that bad? oh hello :)

sdock10 said...

Fuck yes, Mayo! I am the 666 Conducer!

I watched that Hurricane video. 13 freaky minutes of this o_O and this :O and this :D

And this....LOFL!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Fimmy :) What's shakin'?

Anonymous said...

Hi. :)






;)

sdock10 said...

And 669 Conducer! Come to me, Peter Hayes! Come to me!

Fimble, Smoke had to 'splain to me who Bart Cubbins is.

sdock10 said...

Hi :) and Hi ;)

Fimble Star said...

i would rather not comment on that, rw ;) but its all good hahaha

Whats shakin with you?

resurrected wreck said...

Not too much. Just et, am contemplating a baff. What are you two up to this evening?

Fimble Star said...

other than frettin bout my hair, i am gonna have a shower and relax. It feels weird talkin to you in here after prob 2 years :( madness

sdock10 said...

Not watching House and Cuddy make out. Ewwwwh. Aim to be in bed by 9pm. Might try and watch some more of The Libertine. I'm just too exciting for words.

Fimble Star said...

anyway, i am off to the shower to later tater xx

resurrected wreck said...

Don't fret your hair, it's Fim-tastic!

Have a good evening :)

sdock10 said...

Gravity Paper, Mayo. Do you mind if I name my non-existent band, Gravity Paper? I just love it and I don't know why. Serious, but flighty. Heavy, but weightless. Hmmm...yeah, I dunno, but those are the 2 words that are always pulling me back. Ha! Gravity. Pulling. Nice.

sdock10 said...

She's a gorgeous beam of fimtastic light.

resurrected wreck said...

Gravity Paper! I love it!

sdock10 said...

Mayo's fucking genius (I always have to google that damned word!) when it comes to spewing out pretty flowy (is that a word? I don't think so, but who cares?) words.

resurrected wreck said...

Mayo's a poetic genius!

sdock10 said...

Yeah, I mean, I think so, but I'm not sure what that means coming from me. I put T.I. right up there as well as Jack White, so ya know, take it for what it's worth I suppose. Mayo will either think he's in the best company or never write again. LOL!

resurrected wreck said...

I can tell he's good 'cause I can never understand him.

sdock10 said...

Well, I just paint my own little world with his words and pretend I know what's going on there and that we're neighbors and all and sometimes borrow sugar and batteries from each other, and we keep a spare key to each other's places, and an eye on each other's shit. That's how I see it. I nod and say, "yeah, totally" and Mayo says, "seriously" and I bring him sweet potatoes and vidalia onions and he brings me fresh honey and rosemary. We use the same netflix accout, (Shhhhhhhhhh!) and he burns dvds for me. He waters my plants when I'm away and I feed his goldfish, Cosmo. It's a perfect relationship.

*winks at Mayo and tosses him today's copy of USA Today*

We share that too.

sdock10 said...

Bedtime! Nite Mayo! Cya tomorrow!

Nite Cosmo!

Nite RW!

Nite SS!

Nite Bart, Anons, Bloggers, Gerard, etc!

resurrected wreck said...

I just try to trip him when he's walking his dog.

resurrected wreck said...

Night, Solly! :D

Night, Mayo!

Night, Killjoys, one and all!

Anonymous said...

Gorgeous. Stunning. Absofuckinlutely stunning! But I still want the full thing.
Oh hells yes I do!

Anonymous said...

*tips hat in acknowledgment of 7:57 for posting the link*

Bart Cubbins said...

*tips hat back to 9:03*

I tried 3 times, but Blogger was really starving for some Bart.

Anonymous said...

Mayo's a poetic genius!



Mayo's screwed. That's what Mayo is.
All the pretty flowy poetic words thrown his way won't change that.

*shakes head*


Reminds me of those old high school parties where one group would charge in and try to take over the party and cause as much destruction as possible.

And they never stick around to help with the cleanup.


*hugs Mayo*

Anonymous said...

*grabs bart's arm*

Come on Bart. I don't feel like helping to clean up any messes tonight.

Let's go make our own mess. ;)

Anonymous said...

*pssst*

And don't forget the candles Bart. The fast burning ones.


I don't like having to wait for the wax. ;)

:) said...

let's get it on
ooh babe

elena said...

Night Mayo

Turn off the light, run like hell, and jump.

That way the monster under the bed won't get ya!

ergoproxy said...

oh hoo-bloody-ray
It's finally stopped the torrential downpour.
Even lost the tv satellite!

But!! Got my music downloaded and out of 39 tracks only had to redo 3 that got drop out errors because of the stupid rain. :]
Now I've been dancing about the The Riptides, the BEST Aussie surf-punk bands of the late 70's early 80's. Had a cassette that I played to death and now I haz CD!

Hope everyone who'd gone to bed has sweet dreams

ergoproxy said...

Oh sweet dreams Elena!
You snuck in there

Anonymous said...

Good morning! :)

Anonymous said...

vicious

Anonymous said...

you hit me with a flower

elena said...

Good Morning Everyone

Well I just looked out the window and there are snowflakes dancing in the air.

Crap I thought if I said it that way it would sound better...but no. It's snow and that's something I just didn't wanna see this morning.

Oh well, it's winter what did I expect?

Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

Shuffle Muffle Muzzle Duff!

Anonymous said...

Good morning Elena. It's good to see you this morning.




Have a great day!

Thank you. You have a great day too. :)

Anonymous said...

Wonderful lessons in Bartholomew and the Oobleck



As Bartholomew goes back inside, the falling blobs of oobleck, now as big as buckets full of broccoli, start to break into the palace, creating even more mess inside than outside. Bartholomew runs around warning everybody to stay undercover, but the palace servants and guards are soon stuck in the oobleck.

In the throne room, the king, now covered in oobleck himself, orders Bartholomew to summon the magicians to stop the storm, but when Bartholomew brings up the bad news that even the cave is covered in oobleck, the king gets the idea to use the magicians' magic words "Shuffle Muffle Muzzle Duff" to stop the oobleck. Bartholomew finally gets the courage to tell the king off for making such a foolish wish and tells him to use simple words, like "I'm sorry," instead of magic words. At first, the king insists that he never says sorry, but only after Bartholomew states that he's no sort of king if he's covered in oobleck does the king finally admit his mistake and say "I'm sorry."

Straight after the king says those simple words, the Oobleck Storm breaks up and the sun melts away all the oobleck, freeing everybody in the process. At this point, the narrator states that maybe those simple words the king said were the magic words to stop the storm.




Lessons to remember for the rest of your life.

Anonymous said...

Lessons learned that would do as much good for servants, peasants, paiges and courts as they did for the king.

Anonymous said...

Good day blog.

elena said...

Well thank you 11:13

I’m trying to have a nice day but so far…no.

I’ve just gone through six phone calls trying to figure out why our insurance hasn’t paid the hospital for Stormy’s wreck back in Oct. Finally the sixth call was to the claims adjustor I need to speak with but she’s out of the office until tomorrow. All I know is we’ve paid a whole lot for auto insurance so they better pay up. I don’t like getting bills from the hospital for 5 thousand dollars. And damn, the 5 thousand is only part of the bill. Then there is the Imaging bill to contend with and oh yeah, the ambulance co. It’s crazy!

Yeah, I should known the snow was a sign of how the day was gonna go.

But on the bright side Stormy made it though the accident with only minor injuries.

This is just frustrating crap I have to deal with. Oh well…

ergoproxy said...

Good morning!

Gosh elena I hope they sort all that out really soon, how frustrating!

elena said...
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elena said...

Ergo

You popped in while I was pondering.

How are you today?

Anonymous said...

What a moron.

ergoproxy said...

I'm not bad thanks, pretty much over my cold which is good.
It's still raining though, and someone said they heard a weather forecaster say we can expect 3 sunny days up to xmas, so that'll be fun.
I wear gumboots every time I go out into the yard now!

Oh I like that song too, but not as much as the more rock ones.

How are you?

ergoproxy said...

lol Cheezburger just posted this on Facebook, how topical!

elena said...

Glad you are feeling better Ergo

Talk to you later.

Anonymous said...

:( I think I missed Elena's ponderings.

I would have liked to read them. :)

Anonymous said...

Trying to get auto insurance to cover medical bills can be a nightmare Elena.

You would think with all you pay for auto insurance they would be there when you need them. But no. They are going to keep telling you that it's not their responsibility to pay for the treatment of any injuries sustained in an auto accident. That you'll have to argue that with your medical insurance provider.

You'll be lucky if you get the worth of the car from your auto insurers.

>_<

Anonymous said...

Hi Ergo.

Anonymous said...

:)

Anonymous said...

You so cool 3:46. You have to shit icecubes.

Anonymous said...

You so cool. You have to shit icecubes.


I just coined that phrase.
If you ever want to insult someone in a more original and creative way than calling them a moron, idiot, etc, you can use my phrase.

Make sure you credit me.
Anonymous November 30, 2010 7:03 PM
@ its-mayonaise . blogspot . com

Anonymous said...

You're welcome and night night!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

You know. Keith Oberman really needs to go fuck himself in the ass. Hard.

Anonymous said...

i see pink butterflies, flutting around in here

resurrected wreck said...

Are they being sat upon by pink elephants?

Anonymous said...

yes, and they are wearing tutu's.
Are they doing it to you as well?

resurrected wreck said...

They're dancing around with large bottles of Drambuie in their hands... paws... whatever it is elephants have.

Anonymous said...

oh goodness, they are doing exactly that.can you see them?

sdock10 said...

I want to be Penny and leave next door to Sheldon and Howard. I ♥ The Big Bang Theory.

sdock10 said...

Fuck me sideways.

Not leave.

Live.

Live.

Live Goddamnit!

resurrected wreck said...

Solly!!!

resurrected wreck said...

Can only see them through a rosy Drambuie haze, 8:05pm. But I can sure as hell feel them - they keep stepping on my feet!

sdock10 said...

RW, I need me some Drambuie. Sounds lovely.

resurrected wreck said...

Solly, Drambuie is the nectar of the gods. The drunk gods, obviously.

sdock10 said...

Nothing wrong with being a little bit relaxed, RW. The last time I drank anything, I split a fifth of vodka with 2 other friends. We drank half the bottle in like 11 minutes. It was insanity and good times. One of 'em kept sayin, "oh this is not good! I'm not supposed to be drinkin' vodka! Why did you let me drink vodka? I'm gonna be in so much trouble!"

I don't think she's ever allowed out with me again.

sdock10 said...

And that was like 6 months ago. I'm a hardcore partay girl.

resurrected wreck said...

Solly, if we should ever meet up I am so bringing a bottle of Drambuie for the occasion!

sdock10 said...

I'll drink to that. We shall make a toast to the glamtastic Justin Tranter and the awesomeness that is Semi Precious Weapons.

What's your fave SPW song, RW?

resurrected wreck said...

Statues Of Ourselves, for sure. I often have that one on repeat in my head.

What's yours?

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Just in case you haven't discovered Semi Precious Weapons yet.

You Love You

Glamtastic rock!

You're welcome.

resurrected wreck said...

Solly, have you seen this?

sdock10 said...

That's so awesome, RW! I would never have the guts enough to do that in front of Justin. "Leave Your Pretty To Me" is one of my faves!

resurrected wreck said...

I love the tiny keyboard!

sdock10 said...

I love Justin's eyes. Can't flippin wait to see them again in April. He always invites fans to meet the band at a certain section in the arena when Lady GaGa is finished and this time I'm gonna try and not be shy and tell him just how fantastic I think he is.

resurrected wreck said...

Tell him his glam lights up the night all the way to the North Pole!

sdock10 said...

I love how I google some random words and Ke$ha pops up.

sdock10 said...

RW, You have tell him yourself when you meet him, because I am going to send him to you when I am done with him.

resurrected wreck said...

But will there be anything left when you are done with him??

Maybe some glitter.

resurrected wreck said...

And now I must get ready to turn in. Solly, I wish you a most glamtastic evening & glittery dreams!

sdock10 said...

Nite Nite, RW! Sweet sticky with champagne dreams!

Dr. Sheldon Cooper said...

You're asking me to use my superior intellect in a tawdry competition. Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

From now on, I'm gonna hear your posts as if they were being read by Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Just lettin' ya know...

And I will sing "Soft Kitty" if you want.

Purr, purr, purr,
S

elena said...

Night Mayo

ergoproxy said...

damn I missed everyone.

Very late Hi anon

I had to go into town and I had a few things to do, but after doing 2 of them I was so shat off with the rain that I grabbed a Box of NOM! (a box of sushi things from a fab asian noodle bar) and went and had lunch with DH at our workshop.
That was much more pleasant.

Now to get out of my nice town clothes and shoes and go out in the raincoat, yard clothes and gumboots again to fix the chicks coop that has had the plastic that keeps them dry blown off, feed everything (including the 2 rogue ducks and now a few small doves) play for a bit with the large muddy puppy, (well she isn't yet, but she will be!)
lol

sweet dreams sdock and RW

sweet dreams elena

Anonymous said...

You so cool 3:46. You have to shit icecubes.

November 30, 2010 7:03 PM

At least, I'm not a two-faced, fucked up, lying, POS.

:) said...

how do you do it?

:) said...

you are stellar

Anonymous said...

i lied. I don't think of you and never will again.

Anonymous said...

That statement alone is a lie. ;)

Anonymous said...

See how you are?
How ya gonna act?

Anonymous said...

I believe you 1:09. ^.~

Anonymous said...

Goodnight. :)

Welshie said...

Morning:)

RW & Sdock, I'd never heard of Semi Precious Weapons until I clicked on your links. They are absolutely amazing!!! I'm loving Statues of Ourselves. Loving it! The lead singer's voice in parts reminds me of Marc Almond. He also reminds me of Pete Burns in the you spin me round video. I'm really looking forward to listening to more of their songs, so thanks for that:)
I want Justin's sparkly boots!
I want them!
Now!

Elena I'm sorry you're having trouble with the insurance claim. We're lucky in the UK we don't pay for healthcare. A lot of people criticise the NHS but I can't praise it enough. True there are times when you have to wait for treatment, but on the whole I think it's a good thing.
You pay for an ambulance? Hey here in Wales we don't even pay for prescriptions! Free healthcare and free prescriptions, move to Wales Elena:)
Of course nothing is ever really free, we do have to pay our taxes to fund it, but I think it's a fair system. God bless Nye Bevan:)

I hope it's stopped raining for you Ergo.

You got any snow in London Miss T? On the news it said that London would get a dusting of snow! Just a bloody dusting? Flippin 'ell I'm knee deep in the bloody thing:(

sdock10 said...

Welshie,

*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* I'm so glad that you have fallen under Justin's spell! True story: Smoke and I went to see Lady GaGa and from there drove back to Atlanta to see a Ludo show. (If you ever, ever get the chance to check out Ludo live, you must.) When we got to The Masquerade, up on the marquee, it said "Ludo and Semi Precious Weapons". We were like, "whaaaaaaaaaat?" Now, of course, they weren't doing the show together, but it turns out that SPW were doing this mini headlining tour thing and we doing their own show in another part of the club. We got to see Justin when he pulled up and walked inside. We were all giggly like, "that's him! that's him!" In a few minutes, he came back down the stairs, and he must've noticed all of us with our jaws touching the ground because he said, "Hey Guys! How are you? You got here early, huh? You got any booze?" All we could mutter was, "heeeeeyyyy!" LOL!

It was divine intervention. I've been worshipping him ever since.

Smoke said...

Welshie,

Magnetic Baby and Rock N' Roll Never Looked So Beautiful are two of my favorites! Listen to them and tell me what you think. Justin's boots and his legs are pretty kick ass. I'm kinda jealous. :D



Mayo,

Put a diamond in it and bite down.

^_~

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

You've been magnetic since you wuzzz a bayyybeeee!

Welshie said...

Wey hey Sdock! I've been hypnotized by Justin's awesomeness:)

That reminds me of Kenny Craig in Little Britain. He's an obnoxious stage hypnotist and has no worries about using his skills to get his own way.


Kenny's girlfriend: You did enjoy last night, didn't you?

Kenny: Yes I did, I thought the love-making was absolutely top notch.

Kenny's girlfriend: It's funny, I can't remember that part... I can't find any underwear, it keeps on going missing. You haven't seen any of it have you?

Kenny: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. I have not been taking your underwear home, putting it on in my bedroom and then parading up and down in front of the mirror going (running his hands over his body) 'Oh, oh, oh, oh'. Three, two, one... You're back in the room.

Hahaha, god I loved that programme.

Welshie said...

Yeah Smoke! You kinda sneaked in there. I'll certainly take a listen to them tonight.

Smoke's magnetic? Aahh that's why her tiara's always stuck to her head:)

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

It's not your fault, you look better in her party dress!

Damn straight. It isn't.

Do you wanna sing along? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

So not your fault.
They pushed so hard they made you.

What Smoke Said,
S

sdock10 said...

Welshie,

That's so funny!

Enjoy discovering Justin one glittery detail at a time!

Have a lovely evening!

Welshie said...

Will do Sdock, will do. It's only lunch time here, but I'm sure later on I'll have a lovely evening discovering Justin's talent:)


Take care petal:)

Cheerio.

sdock10 said...

LOL! Welshie, I was gonna say "afternoon", but I thought "evening" just sounded more fantastic!

Off to work I go!

Anonymous said...

i just threw up a little in my mouth

Anonymous said...

Catch your reflection 9:50 a.m.?

Anonymous said...

Sweet home Alabama
where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord I'm coming home to you
:)

Anonymous said...

It's in the water
it's where you came from

It's in the water
It's in the story
It's where you came from

Just drink the water
where you came from
where you came from

Anonymous said...

ah ah ah haha ah

Anonymous said...

Grammy nominations tonight! :)

Anonymous said...

Young Money, Cash Money, Mo money



Cha-ching! ;)

Anonymous said...

blind to what is in front of you

:-)

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Your hope may have worked a bit welshie, it isn't (really) raining, well not like yesterday yet anyway.

ergoproxy said...

well it is now, I spoke too soon. lol
But in the worlds driest continent it's a good thing, you just gotta roll with it.

Anonymous said...

OK so I do come from VV blog and I did use to read here a while back. There's really nothing you can do to stop VV people from posting here just like we can't stop you from posting there.

First of all WELCOME BACK PORCHIES, I HOPE YOU STAY. What a good suprise reading you all here again! But that's not even why I came. I didn't even come to say congradulations to Kapunua because I told her that already,

What I DID come to say is that I think the actor Joseph Gordon Levitt needs someone to tell him all about THE FIX. http://hitrecordjoe.tumblr.com/

He is obviously a big fan of Porchie Poetry so he should really be stopped! You should go over to him and tell him that Porchie Poetry takes up too much space in his book and he should make them stop posting it!! And make him stop making art for her too! Because it's not fair to everyone else!

Haha seriously, eat that, Mayo blog, apparently Mayo is not the only one who was a fan of Porchie Poetry.

end of rant, but welcome back Porchies! Please stay a while!! If you do maybe the rest of us cool anons will come back too! Can this blog come back to life?

Welshie said...

*sings*
You gotta roll with it
You gotta take your time
You gotta say what you say
Don't let anybody get in your way
'Cause it's all too much for me to take

Ergo your comment made me think of those super talented brothers Liam and Noel. I adored Oasis. I was gutted when they split up.

Welshie said...

Oh, hello there anon. How are things?

Anonymous said...

And he got her 200 comments.

"most beautifully nerdy poem in...whole wide world. I FUCKING LOVE THIS POEM. "

9 out of 10 hipsters agree that Mayo had good taste! ha

Anonymous said...

*waits for blog to 'splode*

sdock10 said...

Fuck me upside down! I hate buying tickets online. Ooh here's a fee oh and another fee and BAMMM! A fee!

Anyways, how's everyone doing?

Mayo, you bought some glittery boots yet?

Welshie said...

*gulp*
7:01, Am I gonna need a helmet?:(

Anonymous said...

So obvious.

So predictable.



So


so-so.

Anonymous said...

You're going to need a helmet and boots Welshie.

elena said...

Hello

I read something this morning that I really liked and want to share

It's about time's elasticity....

Sometimes it compresses. Sometimes it stretches. And yet it always does one when you need it to do the other.

sdock10 said...

Welshie is going to buy sparkly boots like Justin Tranter. Aren't you, Welshie?

elena said...

Oh and meant to say goodnight to everyone

so....goodnight.

Anonymous said...

the rest of us cool anons will come back too



So pretensious and self absorbed.



I'll have something to live for when all those cool anons come back to this blog. I don't know how I survived without being able to read them.

sdock10 said...

Goodnight, Elena

Welshie said...

I adore Justin's boots Sdock. I was hoping right that Mayo would get me a pair for Christmas. Oh Mayo I'd look bloody gorgeous in them. I can just imagine me walking through Snowdonia in them and stepping in sheep shit!!

Anonymous said...

Goodnight elena!

Anonymous said...

:))

Welshie said...

Oh Elena are you leaving already?

Goodnight petal. Speak to you soon.

sdock10 said...

Welshie, did you know that Justin Tranter has his own jewelry line too? Fetty. I want.

Mayo, you can buy Welshie boots and me, Fetty!

Anonymous said...

Why is that a big deal? It's.... really not. Who is Joseph Gorden Levitt? I had to look him up. He was on 3rd Rock from The Sun, some stupid 90s TV show. We should be impressed... why?

Anonymous said...

Good night Elena! Have a beautiful night! :) :) :) You deserve it.

Anonymous said...

Who is Joseph Gordon Levitt, just some washed up child actor druggie. Not impressed.

Anonymous said...

So washed up that he was in one of the biggest movies of 2010, Inception.

Anonymous said...

TBH I had to look him up too. But he is cute. Actually he looks really good in those photos. I don't think I'd call him washed up.

Either way it's nice that Kap got some recognition for poetry. I always thought she was good.

Anonymous said...

Still.... big deal? Is he going to make her rich, I doubt it. Who cares? And what does the Fix have to do with any of this? Still bitter about being put down?

Welshie said...

Sdock, Smoke you'll be pleased to know that I'm at this very moment listening to Semi Precious Weapons:)

Can't say that I liked Magnetic Baby very much, but Rock & Roll never looked so beautiful absolutely blew my mind! I have to say the biggest surprise came when I accidently clicked on Leave your pretty to me. OMG, it even bares repeating O.M.G.!!! The voice! THE VOICE! I wasn't expecting it.

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