Friday, November 12, 2010

English Paneling

1-4

This is how I will suffocate,
in your adoration.
Hands cover my mouth
while I keep my resolution.
I put my fingers in my ears,
and disappear
before you
tell me, tell me
you love me.

5

Desolate Bungalow

Gravity Paper

Ink Wired

Numb

Perpetual Absence

Unhinged Focus

Lost Wax

Done

6-9

Days, dry as dirt
kicked up in heels,
catch in my throat.
I want them back.
Tomorrow, better yet-
today, I will stop
rushing away. The distance
between here and the deserted
has been
forgotten.
Washed up,
I am ready to devour those days.

10-13

I am dead in a box in the center of the room talking to everyone or no one can hear me or they neglect to listen because I do not say what they want to hear or I make no sense to anyone but myself because I am only speaking to someone a million miles away from where I am at present they cannot hear me or I make no sense.

14-17

I am out of corks
with a barrel full of holes.
The relief will not stop;
resentment pouring and filling
the cracks in the walls,
plaster caked in puke green,
painted over in pink
for all the world to see.

4,970 comments:

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Anonymous said...

So, YES. Directly resulting from coming here years ago,




I think she should give Mayo and Mya a percentage of all the money she'll be raking in. Her millions and soon to be fame all being a direct result of them and this blog.

Anonymous said...

I hope she didn't forget to thank Mayo and Mya on her thank you video to JGL and all the little people at hitRECord.

Sounds to me like M&M were much better inspirations and ass lighters than JGL ever could be.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget to follow her detailed instructions for reading the comments on that video so you too can see what an OMG9!!!11 celebrity who was at the golden globes in an expensive suit said to her about her video and how wonderful and amaZiNG she is.

Anonymous said...

It never ceases to amaze me how she displays so much of the behaviour she claims to hate in others.



How she fails to see it in herself.

Anonymous said...

*shrugs*

Whatchoo gonna do?

kapunua said...

Aww heck no, I'm keeping the money. :D

And of course one has to give instructions sometimes. If you think about it, anon. ^_^

Really, I do love your glorious reactions.

kapunua said...

3033 :D

Anonymous said...

COngratulations, Kapunua. That is indeed exciting news worth sharing. :)

Anonymous said...

"Don't forget to follow her detailed instructions for reading the comments on that video so you too can see what an OMG9!!!11 celebrity who was at the golden globes in an expensive suit said to her about her video and how wonderful and amaZiNG she is."


To be honest, I think it is kind of cool. I really like JGL myself. He's very talented. Was nice of him to comment to her and I know if he talked to me I'd feel good about it. Not because he's famous but because he seems like a genuine down to earth person AND he's really talented. And cute. yes, I would be excited too so I want to say, Go Go Kapu!

Hope your book works out for you!! And good luck with your career!

Anonymous said...

Also yes, the scarring on his arm is from an accident, I know there are bloody pics somewhere on the net of his arm all torn up. LOL not heroin.

kapunua said...

Thanks so much! ^_^

Also, 11:01, yup!

Anonymous said...

A big congrats to Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban and to Elton John and David Furnish. Both couples have beautiful new babies. :)

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Elton's baby has blue eyes? ;)

Anonymous said...

oooooo
Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John is gorgeous. He's perfect. :)

Anonymous said...

Whoopsie.
Nicole and Keith. No pics of Faith Margaret yet but I'm sure she's as beautiful as her parents and as perfect as Zachary etc etc etc.

ergoproxy said...

Very productive day :]
School books all covered and labelled (made easy with big cheap calendar pictures of kitties and puppies-and a crocodile-and reusable plastic slip covers, contact be damned!,other supplies all gathered.
Such promise held in a pile of untouched scrapbooks and exercise books, and a pencil case full of new colouring and lead pencils.

Then sitting out on the back veranda while the dinner meat marinades, contemplating the salad I'll make, sipping Twinings Traditional Afternoon tea flipping though magazines getting inspiration for the weeks menu while BG plays with Badger and DH tames the fast growing, well rain-watered but beautifully green lawn with the ride on mower.

Can't beat the cool summer afternoons of Australia.

Anonymous said...

Are you here?


A Friend

Anonymous said...

Here we go again. :/

Anonymous said...

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Friend Zone!

Anonymous said...

Lol, heroin scars.

Must have been a hell of a needle.

Anonymous said...

Your video was excellent, Jules. Congrats and good luck with your novel.

'.' said...

I am here.

Where are you?

Anonymous said...

That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Friend Zone!



I thought that sign said something else! ;)

Anonymous said...

Are you here?


A Friend

January 19, 2011 8:58 AM



I think so.

Dita Von Teese is going to be on CSI this week. Let's watch it together. ;)

Anonymous said...

I hope I didn't miss you.

A Friend

Anonymous said...

I don't like CSI.

A Friend

Anonymous said...

:'(

A Friend

Anonymous said...

12:00. I don't know much about him outside of Kapunua's occasional posts about him. But he's pretty cute.

Anonymous said...

I actually sort of like him a little for riding a bike, crashing a bike and laughing about it.

'.' said...

I was here, then I left, now I've come back. For a little while.

Anonymous said...

We keep missing each other.


A Friend

'.' said...

Only by a few minutes, though. :)
I'm glad to see you. It makes me happy.

Anonymous said...

:')

A Friend

'.' said...

I have to go for a while. I can come back tonight and talk. How is that?

Anonymous said...

I would like that.

A Friend

'.' said...

Me too. See you later? Have a good afternoon.

Anonymous said...

I will, you have a good afternoon too.

Hugs

A Friend

Anonymous said...

He's a doll, 1:25. You should definitely check out Brick, (500) Days of Summer and Inception. He's not only cute, but he has incredible range as an actor.

I would recommend Mysterious Skin for his performance, but that film is very, very painful to watch because of the delicate subject matter. It's not for the squeamish or very tender-hearted.

kapunua said...

Weighing in with 3:05 (hi. :D )

Brick for the mothereffing win, every last time. It's a nearly flawless film, instantly went into my top ten, bumping a few others down the line.

Mysterious Skin: All I can say was it was a brilliant movie that I will never, ever watch again for as long as I live. It legit nightmare-fueled me for about three months, and again every time it gets brought up. I watched it from between my fingers. I'm nowhere close to kidding. It's got an NC 17 tag for a reason, and it's not a fun reason. There were two scenes in it that don't even bear thinking about once you've seen them once. It's a movie that deals with child abuse and cycles, and it hates both of those things. But the movie and the performances are all so unflinching that you will be. Flinching, I mean. And maybe crying or wanting to throw up. Yes, it's about children and yes, it's about rape.

If you're going to attempt it, really, be warned in advance. I wasn't.

Anonymous said...

Team Coco FTW! :)

Anonymous said...

Can we please stop talking about some actor, FOR ONCE? MOVE ON, people. It's over.

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Anonymous said...

Oh, but I love to talk about actors. Especially JGL and Tom Hardy.

Who else is really excited about The Dark Knight Rises? Tom Hardy is going to be portraying Bane, who is one of the best Batman villains ever. He deciphered Batman's secret identity and put him in a wheelchair. I can't wait to see what Nolan does with this.

I have to admit, I did not love The Dark Knight because of the Big Brother aspect, (not to mention, Christian Bale's Batman voice is fucking annoying) although I did think Heath Ledger's Joker was brilliant. But something tells me I'm going to enjoy this next one so much more.

kapunua said...

5:10, you = ME. I swear. I had the exact same thoughts about The Dark Knight. That was my big problem with it.

JGL was actually supposed to have a role in this movie, too. Then of course, he had some family stuff going on (obviously) and didn't make it on board.

However I am peeing myself with glee that Tom Hardy is going to be this Bane guy.

OMFG. He's going to be so huge and muscular, holy crap. Did you see him in Bronson? O_O

Anonymous said...

A friend,

You are so busted cheatin on me with mouse face / :) anon.

I will never share Dita news with you again. It's over! ;)

1:03/6:54 PM said...

Can't leave you alone for an hour without someone coming along pretending to me in a mouse mask and tempting you with their piece of cheese!

And you, you
you fall for it. I'm so upset about this. There will be hell to pay. I'm going to force you to watch CSI, Jay Leno and OPRAH with me. ;)

Anonymous said...

To '.',

I am so sorry I have mistaken you for another. It was nice talking to you.


6:54, Sorry

A Friend

Anonymous said...

Sorry to '.' I hope there are no hard feelings.

A Friend

Anonymous said...

Hi, Kapunua.

I haven't seen Bronson yet, but I have seen the pictures. O_O is a very appropriate response. It's definitely the next movie on my list.

I think Handsome Bob from RocknRolla is my favorite Tom Hardy role so far, with Eames a close second. He made a surprisingly good Heathcliff as well. He's talented and gorgeous.

I was disappointed to hear that JGL wasn't going to be in The Dark Knight Rises, because he would have been an excellent Riddler, but I guess it wasn't meant to be. But Tom Hardy is going to be incredible as Bane. And JGL does have a couple of films in post-production, so we'll be seeing him before long. I'm really looking forward to Looper too and I wish they'd get cracking on it. I'm so impatient.

It was good talking to you. Best of luck with your Board exam and also your novel (such exciting news). I hope to be reading you soon. For now, I'll settle for the Tiny Book of Tiny Stories. ;)

Anonymous said...

I want a burrito.

Anonymous said...

I want to book a flight to London that doesn't have a ridiculous layover in Chicago. I don't want to spend the night in fucking Chicago. And I don't want to have to change flights twice.

:(

Anonymous said...

I see.

Well, A Friend, you were talking to me as if you surely knew me. Even with my 'mask' on. Something seems a bit off here.

I will come back at a later time.

'.' said...

8:51 was me.

Anonymous said...

If you think misunderstandings can happen in an E-Mail...


Try talking anonymously on a blog...

and watch the accumizations fly...

This is going to be a shame.


;)

Anonymous said...

I love JGL, but I'm glad he's not going to be in the next Batman film. People already make too many comparisons between him and Heath Ledger. It would make me nervous if he played a villain in The Dark Knight Rises.

kapunua said...

7:41, thanks so much! ^_^

Yeah, Bronson was so effing scary, I can't even tell you. I thought the whole time he was going to reach through the screen and punch me in the face.

Yup, JGL has Hesher coming out, which I'm psyched to see.

And Looper of course, like you mentioned, which they're about to start filming, and I can't possibly gush enough about this movie. I follow Looper on Tumblr, tbh, and every time Rian posts something, I pee a little.

9:38, he does look disturbingly like Heath Ledger. But, I'm just happy with most any movie he's making. (I haven't seen them all and probably won't. So let's say, most. ^_^ )

Well, that's about it for me. Later, guys! :)

'.' said...

Hello. :)

'.' said...

Goodnight.

Anonymous said...

Delete the blog.

Anonymous said...

In the words of the late, great George Carlin:

"Blow it out your ass."

Anonymous said...

To all the MCR Fans here, you should go to iTunes. There is a Podcast called Celebrity Play list, MCR is on it.

Anonymous said...

Well now way back in the Bible
Temptations always come along
There's always somebody tempting
Somebody into doing something they know is wrong

Well they tempt you, man, with silver
And they tempt you, sir, with gold
And they tempt you with the pleasure
That the flesh does surely hold

They say Eve tempted Adam with an apple
But man I ain't going for that


I know it was her pink Cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down the street (sheets)

Waving to the girls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night

Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back
Of your pink Cadillac

Anonymous said...

Where I come from there's a place called heaven

Anonymous said...

Come spend the night inside my sugar walls

Anonymous said...

My sugar walls
my sugar walls

Anonymous said...

Come closer
no, closer

Not close enough
closer
closer


Come inside my sugar walls ;)

Anonymous said...

and watch the accumizations fly...

This is going to be a shame.





Accumizations are futile.

I have no shame.

I have sinned and I admit it.

So there. :p



Accussumptions are also futile.

We all know what my momma told me was correct.

Anons are like a box of chocolates. you never know what you're gonna git.

;)


Unless, you know, you do know.

Anonymous said...

"Blow it out your ass."



Please don't. I don't think the world could survive that explosion.

You know. The explosion of previously untouched, unexplored, unentered, not young or fresh or new territory. ^__~

Anonymous said...

Come as you are . All necessary supplies provided at the door.

You are permitted entry into a safe, warm, snug & cozy, sweet & welcoming place.


inside my sugar walls ;)





:)

Anonymous said...

Delete the blog!

Anonymous said...

Don't listen to them Mayo.

They're just jealous of all the pretty, shiney packages & supplies that are delivered to your door. ;)



Do what you want to do. Don't be guilted and don't be pressured.



I know you won't!

Anonymous said...

You know. The explosion of previously untouched, unexplored, unentered, not young or fresh or new territory. ^__~

Says someone with worn out, overused, rode hard and put up wet territory?

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to have their cobwebs blown out.

Anonymous said...

Another one who's just jealous.

Who has no idea how to keep the internal mechanisms fresh, clean, well oiled, smooth, tight and ready to give you the ride of your life.

A machine that knows when to expand, express and release. When to slow it down and when to rev it up.

That really is a shame.

ergoproxy said...

What is it that possesses a big green tree frog to suddenly decide the lovely outside world of trees, shrubs and delicious bugs is a poor choice compared to my toilet?

Anonymous said...

I pity that fool 5:38.


Poor male hooker. I can't imagine there being enough money in the world to touch that rotted hole with a 50 foot pole.

Anonymous said...

The rank would be unbearable.

Like opening up a 35 year old can of tuna or worse, sardines.


Ewwwww!

January 20, 2011 7:45 AM said...

Wow, what classy people you attract here, Mayo.

No wonder Delete anon keeps telling you to delete this place. My original comment was directed towards her (him, whatever), but after all the ~lovely~ comments that have been made in response to it, I think maybe I'm inclined to agree with her (him, whatever) now.

Anonymous said...

Yes. Mayo who once posted with his hand down his pants cares so much about class.


Or should I say, the pretense of class.


I don't think Mayo is any more impressed with pretense than I am.

Anonymous said...

Having one's hand down one's pants is not on the same level as the vile comments someone has been spewing. The person making them obviously crawled up from the sewer.

ergoproxy said...

a suitable Cephalopodan celebratory sepulchre

Anonymous said...

LOL!


All this talk of class and shiny packages and sweet things delivered to doors.

I just had a case of pink champagne delivered to my door!

The card is signed -M

lol

It's ok. I know it's not Mayo. ;p

Anonymous said...

"Pink" champagne? Don't tell me, it was Andre, right?

LMAO.

Anonymous said...

Party on the patio! Mayo haters jealous tools & anyone who's ever called Mayo regs hags not invited.

Anonymous said...

No 6:12. It's at least 10 notches above that. Think better than Korbel!

Anonymous said...

A case of $20 a bottle pink champagne with a mysterious note = That's class with style. ;)







I didn't do nothing for it. I swear i didn't & i won't do anything because of it. probably. ;p

Anonymous said...

Lol, Korbel.

It ain't champagne unless it comes from France.

You mean sparkling rosé.

Anonymous said...

Has the blog reached an astonishing new low by making fun of 35 year old virgins desperate for the sensual, intimate touch of another human being? Wait. Didn't Hollywood already do that?

Guess it's not so low or astonishing aftertall.


Not nearly as low as calling people hags, idiots, morons or acting as though you are in some way superior to them.

(Unless the people you are talking about are murderers, rapists, child molesters, animal abusers or named Michael Moore or made a film called Zeitergeist which the recent Arizona nutso gunman was obsessed with) that's just pathetic and classless.

Here. Let me pay you for being so perfect and classy in this new currency.

Anonymous said...

Nope. The bottles clearly say Champagne. Below that is pink in big letters.

It is Pink Champagne and I'm feeling Le Vie en rose.

Cheers nitpicky anon! Maybe you'll be invited to the next patio party if you stop being so damn picky.

Anonymous said...

Sorry. I'm allergic to the sulfites in cheap "champagne", so you're more than welcome to keep it to yourself.

Anonymous said...

P.S.

Watch out for the sewer rats at your patio party. I hear they carry disease.

☺ said...

It is I. The original smiley face anon.




And judgemental.

Stop being so damn judgemental.


Because I can guarantee you that no matter how many people you look down upon, twice as many will look down upon you.

You will never rise above yourself by trying to make anyone else feel less than you.



In other words
get the fuck over yourselves.


Have a good night blog.



☺ misses red

Anonymous said...

7:11,

Get the fuck over yourself.


Those sewer rats don't carry anything worse than you do. In fact I think they carry much less disease than you.

Much less bitterness and venom than you.

I would much rather spending time with them. They're so much warmer and cuter than you seem to be.





New invite

Sewer rats welcomed on patio!

Anonymous said...

Hi Mayo. :)



I'll be on the patio with rats and free champagne. Meet us there. ;)








Bring cucumber sandwiches if you can. Thanx.

ergoproxy said...

Meet Toilet Frog!! not currently IN the toilet fortunately

Anonymous said...

35?????

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

anyways what am I laughing at. I'd pop your cork over a bottle of Ripple.

Anonymous said...

I think she got sent a case of MD 20/20 O_O




The "bum wine" has many names: street wine, brown bag wine, wino wine, fortified wine or twist-cap wine (although a lot of decent wines have twist caps now, too.) They all, however, have a few things things in common: an under $5 price tag, an alcohol content around 18 percent and the promise of a mallet-to-the-skull hangover

Anonymous said...

Interesting Fact:

The term champagne was named after the region in France where it originated.

In France, it has been illegal to label any sparkling wine made with grapes from anywhere outside the Champagne Region as "champagne" since 1891.

It has been illegal in most European countries to label sparkling wine not produced in the Champagne Region as "champagne" since 1919 -- it was actually part of the Treaty of Versailles (one of the peace treaties that ended WWI).

Had the United States signed that treaty, wineries like André and Korbel would have been forced to label their sparkling wines as just that: sparkling wines.

In 2006, the US passed a law that no sparkling wines made after that year could not be labeled or advertised as "champagne". However, wineries such as Korbel were "grandfathered", meaning they were still allowed to use the term "champagne" on their labels, despite the fact that they are made from California grapes and not true champagne. They must, however, specify that the wine was produced in California and not France.

Anonymous said...

Interesting Fact:

The term champagne was named after the region in France where it originated.

In France, it has been illegal to label any sparkling wine made with grapes from anywhere outside the Champagne Region as "champagne" since 1891.

It has been illegal in most European countries to label sparkling wine not produced in the Champagne Region as "champagne" since 1919 -- it was actually part of the Treaty of Versailles (one of the peace treaties that ended WWI).

Had the United States signed that treaty, wineries like André and Korbel would have been forced to label their sparkling wines as just that: sparkling wines.

In 2006, the US passed a law that no sparkling wines made after that year could not be labeled or advertised as "champagne". However, wineries such as Korbel were "grandfathered", meaning they were still allowed to use the term "champagne" on their labels, despite the fact that they are made from California grapes and not true champagne. They must, however, specify that the wine was produced in California and not France.

elena said...

Me E and me have had a great short vacation. Basically we ran away from home. Only Flighty almost ruined it (major stress cause she flew home last night from Denver during a hell of a snowstorm) but other than that it was great. Now he and I are waiting to watch MCR on Lopez.

Well take care everyone.

Anonymous said...

"(Unless the people you are talking about are murderers, rapists, child molesters, animal abusers or named Michael Moore or made a film called Zeitergeist which the recent Arizona nutso gunman was obsessed with) that's just pathetic and classless."


Film makers are on par with rapists now?

I think you're the nutso.

And LMAO "Zeitergiest"

Who ever said "hags" about the regs here? Proof or it didn't happen.

Anonymous said...

Eat a bag of deep fried assholes, cunt.

ergoproxy said...

Hey elena! Glad you had nice break away and very glad Flighty got home safely, flying in a storm is scary!!
Hope it's a good show.

Anonymous said...

That's a lovely, green, pudgy and happy Toilet Frog, Ergo. Perhaps he just likes being enclosed. All that nature can surely get you down. ;D I hope everyone is having a nice evening. nite!

Anonymous said...

Delete the blog

Anonymous said...

Zeitergeist?
LOL.

Zeitgeist is actually a real word outside of it being an internet thing that scares right wing nuts.

Some of you are some seriously under-educated people.

Anonymous said...

Congrats to Kat von D and Jesse James! This one is gonna last.

Ô_Ô

Anonymous said...

Goodnight. :)

Anonymous said...

Danger in the shape of somethin' wild

Anonymous said...

DELETE THE BLOG

elena said...

Good Morning

Snowy world here. I've got to go find my car under a blanket, no blanket doesn't describe it, under a mountain of snow. I'm sure it's there. I mean that's where I left it several days ago so it must be, right? Then I'm gonna try to get to the bookstore. Really hope there are customers today. Got my fingers crossed on that one.

Take care everyone. Have a great day.

Anonymous said...

....
Zeitergeist?

OMFG, way to ass yourself anon.

Anonymous said...

Actually that whole rant sounded like MJ. She was always for censorship and she was also really dumb.

Anonymous said...

Is *A Friend* the one who is looking for MJ?

Anonymous said...

Or is one of the anons OPJ looking for Frank?

Anonymous said...

Maybe one of the anons is Frank, waiting to sit on the blanket under the stars with OPJ.

Anonymous said...

11:43 am. You are so dumb, you are really dumb.

Anonymous said...

They're dumber than dumb. They're the dummy of the dumbest.

Anonymous said...

They're also idiots for the beating down and dumbing up of the world.



Go them. / sarcasm

Anonymous said...

I want to be a cowboy sweetheart
i want to learn to rope and ride
yodel-ey-ee yodel-ey-ee yodel-ey-ee yodel-ey-ee yodel-ey-ee yodel-ey-ee yodel-ey-ee-hooo yee haw!

Anonymous said...

Gosh, I wish I was as smart as you guys! *coughsarcasmcough*

Why don't you tell us something really helpful, like how to stop abuse? Or bullying? *hinthint*

Anonymous said...

I want to apologise for the misunderstanding. '.', I spoke to you as if I knew you because I thought I did. You sounded like the person I was looking for(not MJ). I am sorry.

A Friend

Anonymous said...

2:14 PM are you fucking kidding me?

2:14 said...

I would never.

Anonymous said...

I would! ;)

Anonymous said...

Out of curiosity

How many delete this blog anons do we have?


Is delete this blog anon the same anon as delete the goddman blog anon?




Do we have 1? 2? Maybe 3 delete anons?

MissTottenham said...

Hiya guys, how are you all?


K, it sounds like things are falling into place for you. That's great news sweetie.


Great frog pic Ergo sweetie. He's a big guy. We only get tiddlers in our country.

Have a brilliant weekend everyone xx

Anonymous said...

I dropped my nuts and took it.


Ô.Ô

Anonymous said...

Gonna see my picture of the cover of
gonna buy 5 copies for my mother of





П▄П(►_◄)П▄П

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

elena, hope you located your car!

hiya MissT, he is a lovely big frog, we have gotten bigger but he's about average size for a green tree frog around here. We sometimes have 4 or 5 on the veranda looking for a meal.

Anonymous said...

If you thought texting was dangerous while driving....

Anonymous said...

The music community comes to the rescue again.

Anonymous said...

I cannot think that we are useless or God would not have created us. There is one God looking down on us all. We are all the children of one God. The sun, the darkness, the winds are all listening to what we have to say.

~Geronimo~

Anonymous said...

"The song that I will sing is an old song, so old that none knows who made it. It has been handed down through generations and was taught to me when I was but a little lad. It is now my own song. It belongs to me. This is a holy song (medicine-song), and great is its power. The song tells how, as I sing, I go through the air to a holy place where Yusun (The Supreme Being) will give me power to do wonderful things. I am surrounded by little clouds, and as I go through the air I change, becoming spirit only.

Geronimo's changed form is symbolized by a circle, and this is surrounded by a mystic aureole. The holy place is symbolized by the sun, which is decorated with a horned head-dress emblematic of divine power. This is the insignia of the Holy Man.

MEDICINE-SONG

Sung by Geronimo

O, ha le
O, ha le!
Awbizhaye
Shichl hadahiyago niniya
O, ha le
O, ha le
Tsago degi naleya
Ah--yu whi ye!
O, ha le
O, ha le!

O, ha le
O, ha le!
Through the air
I fly upon the air
Towards the sky, far, far, far,
O, ha le
O, ha le!
There to find the holy place,
Ah, now the change comes o're me!
O, ha le
O, ha le!

Anonymous said...

Geronimo is said to have had magical powers. He could see into the future, walk without creating footprints and even hold off the dawn to protect his own. This Apache Indian warrior and his band of 37 followers defied federal authority for more than 25 years.

Anonymous said...

Missus library lady,


Didn't G'mo invent the rain dance and new & improved rollin paper too?

Anonymous said...

Did somebody enjoy school today? That's nice. :)

History is so interesting. We can learn so much from it.

Anonymous said...

as I sing, I go through the air to a holy place where Yusun (The Supreme Being) will give me power to do wonderful things. I am surrounded by little clouds, and as I go through the air I change,




Yea. That musta been some powerful, all natural, pure herbs they were smokin back then.

I have a feeling poppies and shrooms were involved and a mad hatter was serving the tea.

Anonymous said...

BAD MEDICINE !

Anonymous said...

I ain't got a fever got a permanent disease
It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy
I got lots of money but it isn't what I need
Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me
I got all the symptoms count 'em 1,2,3

First you need
(That's what you get for falling in love)
Then you bleed
(You get a little but it's never enough)
On your knees
That's what you get for falling in love
And now i'm addicted cause your kiss is the drug







So let's play doctor, baby
Cure my disease

Bad, bad medicine

Amyranth said...

Toilet Frog is green, adorable, and clearly aiming for higher ground.

What kind of frog is he? He almost looks like a White's Dumpy, but I thought they were more rainforesty...

-A

ergoproxy said...

Hiya Amy, he is a green tree frog, also known as a White's Dumpy. They will get to places as long as there is water about, and we do have rainforest pretty close, the creek we go walking in. They are all over the place in areas with decent damp conditions and lots of people have them in or around their houses. They pretty much move in and live ad breed nearby. I tell you their mating call is so LOUD!! Plus they love to find pipes and stuff to make it louder, so we often call them rain frogs as they often croak when the humidity builds.
We get the tadpoles in the cattle water troughs and in the dam etc.
I think they are really sweet. If you sit them on your hand and look at them you can move your hand and they keep eye contact, it's so cute. They don't mind getting picked up, but they can pee (release water from inside)on you if they're annoyed. DH hates them for that.
He is still in the toilet on the wall, don't know where he goes at night though, swims out I think....we have a septic tank so he can get out easily.
Sometimes you get them under the rim of the toilet, and you don't know until you flush and these legs all dangle out with the water!!
I did get one in a toaster once, didn't know until I pressed the bread down and he screeched as it heated up.
I got him out and he had burn marks on his back, not bad thank goodness, then he was around for years, I knew it was him as as he had white scars. :]

Anonymous said...

All athiests are really just sad people who are angry at God so they try to deny Him.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone here know of anyone who's been banned from concerts by a band?


How exactly do they do that? Do they print a picture of the person they want banned out and give it to venue security? Does the bands head of security or roadies keep an eye out for the person a band member doesn't want there?


That has to be impossible to do at festivals and on stadiums tours.

Anonymous said...

I've heard of it happening. People being refused entry into venues at the bands request. But how does venue security know who to deny entry to.



It's those earpieces and pictures in't it.

ergoproxy said...

Watching Mega Piranha a truly "so terrible it's hilarious" movie
and it stars Tiffany, who knew she could act?
So far, after this I think we still won't know.

Anonymous said...

maybe a few piranha's should eat this blog up

professor tory hiscanameri said...

Taming the American West
A Visit from the Old Mistress. 1876. dup of 2131

After Reconstruction, America experienced an "era of incorporation" with mass social movements, tremendous economic change, and national consolidation. Settlers migrated West and encountered landscapes of spectacular beauty, but faced daunting challenges in farming the arid land. Bitter conflicts also arose with Native Americans and Mexicans, who had occupied the land for centuries, over land ownership. After years of hardship, citizens became disgruntled with Republican policies and many turned to the Populist Party, whose ideas anticipated the development of the twentieth-century state.

prof tory hiscanameri said...

When Mark Twain and Charles Dudley Warner wrote the novel The Gilded Age, they intended it as a satire on the high society and corruption in Washington during Reconstruction. These themes were present in the era, but the Gilded Age was more complicated in that it was also an “era of incorporation” with mass social movements, tremendous economic change, and national consolidation. Between the 1880s and 1890s, the United States witnessed the rise of multinational corporations, the geographic incorporation of the former Confederacy and the West, and the integration of immigrants from all over the world.

The events of the Civil War were still fresh in the minds of Americans. People lived in the shadow of Southern secession and were conscious that the Union might fragment. As late as the election of 1896, there were real fears of secession when Western and Southern politicians disagreed with the Northeast on policy.

The American West was a place where the untamed wilderness could be mapped, given order, and then made useful, but settlers were unprepared to deal with the landscape and hardships that followed. Land was a precious commodity to be owned, harvested, sold, and developed, but farms on the arid parts of the Great Plains were not as productive as those in the East and South. To encourage westward development, the Republicans implemented policies to subsidize businesses that would indirectly help farmers, laborers, miners, and ranchers in claiming the arid West.







*ring buzz bleep ring buzz ring*

That's all the time we have for today. The lesson of taming the west will be be cont'd tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Before you go, your after class assignment is to finish reading unit 13 by tomorrow and to write an original poem about the gilded age or an ode to Mark Twain or an essay on the anatomy of horses. That's right. By tomorrow students.


Stop your moaning, groaning and grumbling and just get 'er done! ;)

Anonymous said...

Goodnight! :]

Anonymous said...

maybe a few piranha's should eat this blog up




They tried.

They failed.

The waters were poisoned.

The nice fish were protected. Immune.

The waters cleared.

Only remnants of vicious piranha remain. Or a few stragglers.

They're shot on sight so that they can't breed, spread, and take over the waters again.


It's safe to go back into the water. It is!

Anonymous said...

Tiffany and Debbie Gibson are becoming suppastars again thanks to Sy-fy!

They give hope to former mall queens the world over. Its so touching.






Mall queens of yesteryear = scene queens of today.

Anonymous said...

I once spent over 4 hours at a party listening to my boyfriend at the time and his wasted bandmates argue over who was better. Tiffany or Debbie Gibson.

It was hilarious.

Debbie Gibson won because she wrote her own songs. I learned then and there that the ability to write music gives you so much extra cred.

Anonymous said...

Oh and Tiffany was too nasally a singer. She sang from her nose more than her gut.

Anonymous said...

January 22, 2011 2:34 AM you are a testimonial to Animal Farm.

Anonymous said...

Shake your love
I just can't shake your love .

She was just cute as all fuck wasn't she? I think she was Brit before Britney was Brit!

Anonymous said...

3:07,

Go visit your medicine man and take a fucking chill pill or a few drags of the peace pipe. Might help you develop a sense of humour and some personality and character.

Anonymous said...

3:07 is dumb. They just dumb and are for gov't control and censorship.

Anonymous said...

It's my way or the highway you hear me all you idiots! You either agree with me and see everything my way or you're a moron who's not worth my time.
Cause I know I'm right about everything and my opinion means so much more than yours.





I don't blame the animals for staging a mutiny! ;)

Anonymous said...

It's just a shame the animals weren't as vicious and rabid and their oppressors.


My version of Animal Farm would have ended with much more blood and much fatter pigs.

Anonymous said...

Talk about having a big chip on their shoulder!

ergoproxy said...

2:34, that's not how you kill them, you wait for the biggest one to jump up and grab a helicopter with your enemy in it because you put a audio device that transmits a "I found food" call inside it just before you jump out saying "You're fish food" as you do,
then
when the biggest piranha chases you, still with the helicopter in it's mouth you make it follow you into a break in the coral reef when you shoot the helicopter, causing it to explode, removing the head as it does and creating a feeding frenzy which will make them all turn on each other, thus saving the world and getting the girl.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I am "dumb" but I'm only a novice. I see you have been practicing your stupidity for much longer period.

Anonymous said...

3:41,


While you're at it, watch an original movie some time why don'tcha.

Anonymous said...

No. Ergo. No.


You're way ahead of me with all the 3D techno fancy shit or the shit with Tif and Deb!


Hell. I'm still on the lake having my raft ropes eaten up and shooting at the vile vicious suckas. ;p

Anonymous said...

I find it nearly impossible to believe you're a novice at being dumb 3:41.

I have a strong feeling you were born that way and have had much practice.

I would go so far to say that you're a dumb pro by now.

Anonymous said...

If i am a "dumb pro" 3:55 somebody here has obviously taught this grasshopper well, Master Po

Anonymous said...

causing it to explode, removing the head as it does and creating a feeding frenzy which will make them all turn on each other, thus saving the world and getting the girl.



But I don't wanna get the girl. Tif or Deb. I don't think I even want to save the world. I just want to shoots the heads off giant mutant piranha and see some pruddy explosions. I likes fireworks over water.

Anonymous said...

Master Po?


Hell, I master that art at the age of 1 month!

Anonymous said...

Yea. I been a Po master ever since!


Did you ever master moving on from diapers po master ?

I did. Rick James helped me.




My girl likes to potty all the time
potty all the time
potty all the time

Anonymous said...

I'm a super dooper POOPER!



I bet Mayo knows that one. ;)

Anonymous said...

Master Po

If a man dwells on the past, then he robs the present. But if a man ignores the past, he may rob the future. The seeds of our destiny are nurtured by the roots of our past.

Anonymous said...

Mayo,

I still ♥ this blog or yours.
This world you built without knowing you were building it.

There is still so much life here.
Even if it is sporatic and microscopic at times.
So much brilliance.
So much creativity.
So much love, comfort and concern.


So much fun left to be had.

Thank you, Mayo.
Thank you to all who still wish to participate in a non judgemental sort of way.

To those who laugh with instead of LMFAO at.

It's a good thing you did here, Mayo.

A good thing you tried to do.

Anonymous said...

Master Po!


That just completes my day in so many wonderful ways.


Brilliant 4:18! Thanks for that. :)

Loves it.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm Lewis.

Anonymous said...

4:28 I'm "dumb" remember? How could you possibly like what I posted at 4:18.

Anonymous said...

Which proves again and again the stupidity of the people on this blog.

Anonymous said...

to the Master Po
in care of 4:18



The fields of yesterday must be tilled deeply. We can not leave old, rotten roots free to sprout again. They must be pulled and new seeds planted in their place.

The seeds of our future must be watered and provided nourishment if they are to grow and thrive.

Anonymous said...

The sort of mush posted by 4:23 makes you continue this.

You love the ass kissing.

It's not like you don't get enough of it elsewhere.

Anonymous said...

Get off it 4:38. Don't you love a little ass kissing now and again?
Don't you love it when people tell you that you're good, pretty, talented, wonderful, special?

Aren't you human? Don't you want to feel worthy of some type of praise?

Don't you want to feel as though you made some sort of difference in this world? That you left a mark. An imprint.

That you mattered?

How fucking dare you try to take that away from anyone else?

People like you. People who belittle and mock and try to make others feel as though they don't matter. YOU are the true bottom dwellers.

You are the ones who will never, ever know true joy because you're so damn busy trying to be a topper. Trying to tear other people down. Trying to snatch any bit of happiness you can from them.

I feel so sorry for you. I really do.

Anonymous said...

What a load of over-emotional melodramatic crap!

Anonymous said...

I don't like being ass kissed. I happen to think it's fake. There is a difference between genuine support and ass kissing!

Anonymous said...

I also don't have a great need to be constantly praised.

You all whined about Kapunua constantly seeking attention but you are all no different!

Anonymous said...

Don't you want to feel as though you made some sort of difference in this world? That you left a mark. An imprint.

Oh this is so clever. Make your mark on a blog.

Anonymous said...

People like you. People who belittle and mock and try to make others feel as though they don't matter. YOU are the true bottom dwellers.

I see, people like YOU can do it back to the people you think did it to you. Ha ha.

Anonymous said...

You are the ones who will never, ever know true joy because you're so damn busy trying to be a topper. Trying to tear other people down. Trying to snatch any bit of happiness you can from them.

I feel so sorry for you. I really do



This hypocrisy you practice is not going to bring you much joy, now is it?

You want your happiness, have all these people to yourself and make this blog invisible.

Anonymous said...

Then "bottom dwellers" like me can't bother you.

And you can have your ass kissed until eternity.

Anonymous said...

I did get one in a toaster once, didn't know until I pressed the bread down and he screeched as it heated up.
I got him out and he had burn marks on his back, not bad thank goodness, then he was around for years, I knew it was him as as he had white scars. :]


I bet that lucky frog never hid there again, Ergo! O_O

I don't know if they have ever been on the cover of the Rolling Stonebut they really should have been :)

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