Friday, August 27, 2010

Terminus

Seventeen years had passed since their admission, supine, hands clasped. The moment paused and rewound so many times it has begun to slip and slur. Yet it remains solid, holding down everything from that time, forward. It is the ground to which any path may be traced.

It is far from nothing.

They were alone, their easy banter quickly escalating to hysteria. It was cast. He pressed his words between their laughter, hoping that the weight of their meaning may be buoyed by the mirth of the spell. As he had hoped, they had caught her off guard. And, she swallowed her response, continuing to laugh as if what he said was part of the folly.

It is easier to disbelieve.

Then he turned to her and she found the truth in his eyes. He wanted to take it back; he did take it back. While she held her breath and hoped that she could find her words, and that they wouldn’t sound ridiculous in the wake of her stay, he had let his words disintegrate.

The moment was gone.

In an instant, fear can consume you. It can make you refrain from disclosure, from the truth. You may hold your tongue or reel in its wag. Once it is fixed, fear can thrive in you for years, feeding off of regret, recycling into a fierce energy…anger.

It can destroy.

Or you may gain experience, chalk it up to another missed cue. You can allow yourself to forgive, provide another the opportunity to atone. Understand that when acknowledged, fear can guide you. You can turn it around and fear can provide additional strength to push you beyond previous expectations, to rise above limitations.

What has become of them?

Over 2500 miles travelled between the lines, their lives. They both stand as a movable marker for a moment, a slide rule for a decision. They are not broken, but both are damaged. Each has a life filled with family, friends, knowledge, achievements, and failed attempts. Of course, there is a portion of their lives of which the other is aware, a fraction that they speculate. But, neither knows that the other will occasionally recall that moment, reflecting on, but never regretting, its purpose.







p.s. nemo.

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Welshie said...

Shwmai:)

Anonymous said...

Not what I expected.

AUGUST 18, 2011 1:07 AM





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Anonymous said...

More stage collapses with fatalities being reported. :( Unbelievable. :,(

Anonymous said...

lol



Anonymous said...
This is OT and maybe I'm just too young to get it but I recently heard a Motley Crue song (they're on tour again or something, or they released a new song or something like that) and I'm sorry, but they SUCK. Who are these idiots? How did they ever get so popular in the 80s? How were they ever considered "hot" or anything CLOSE to art? Like, how are you in your, what 40s or 50s and STILL have a mullet? Nikki Sixx looks like some old pervert you would find hanging around a liquor store and you'd run the other way or make sure you didn't get too close when you passed him by. How can people like this "band"?

AUGUST 17, 2011 7:53 PM
kapunua said...
I know. I wish I'd known of some better bands when I was a kid, something a bit more enlightening that I could have been listening to aside from "Girls, Girls, Girls" and such. Music was so demeaning back in the 80s. Well obviously, sometimes it still is (case in point: MCRMSI) but back then, I really wasn't aware of any other options. Seems like so many bands from back then were pretty useless, you know?

AUGUST 17, 2011 8:53 PM

Anonymous said...

Nikki Sixx. Clean and sober for 11 years. A best selling author, a successful business man, producer, song writer and musician he is. An old, drunk, pervert he isn't. Just statin.

Anon616 said...
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Anon616 said...

Pardon moi. I have a few things to say here. I'm sure that is not unexpected.

Nikki sees beauty where people like 7:53 never will. Probably because he has been to places they never will. Dark and desperate places.

He sees beauty in the so called "freaks". He sees beauty in the used and in the users (current and former). In amputees and in the aging. In the old and in the decaying.

It really is a shame people like 7:53 will never see or understand that kind of beauty. Perhaps one day they will. When they have grown up, matured and experienced a bit more of life.

In the meantime, what you gonna do other than try your best to show that kind of beauty to the world! And Nikki Sixx's photography is one of the best showcases for that beauty out there today!

Too bad some people just can't get passed what he may or may not have done, in his past, to see what a brilliant present he has and what a bright future he is helping make for others.

7:53 ~ I strongly urge you to watch the "This Is Gonna Hurt" documentaries where you will be introduced to some of Mr. Sixx's truly beautiful models.

~~Here is part ONE.~~



In conclusion, I hope you're all having a great day!

My thoughts and prayers are with the families and friends of those who lost their lives at P Pop in Belgium. THESE STAGES MUST BE BUILT STURDIER and festival EVACUATION plans have to be developed!!!!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

PS: A special thank you to all of those who do see and appreciate that beauty. Each and every one of you!

Anon616 said...

Sorry for the delete but I saw that I had a few words transposed and I know how unforgivable that can be around here!

:P

*blows kisses*

Anonymous said...

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Welshie said...

*knock knock, knock knock*


You home Mayo?




Mayo? you home?



I've got freshly baked Welsh Cakes. You want some?:)

Anonymous said...

:(

Our deepest thoughts and sympathies to the families and friends of those who lost their lives today at the show in Belgium. We are absolutely devastated that this celebration ended in tragedy. To those that were injured we are sending thoughts and prayers. Obviously under these horrible and dangerous circumstances, and out of respect for those who have passed, Thirty Seconds to Mars will not be playing. We love you all and hope tomorrow brings a better day. -Jared Leto




ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Hi wendy

hi welshie , may I have a welsh cake?

Terrible incident in Belgium, maybe they need to look closely at the specs of the structures and examine just what their stress tolerances are and at the set up procedures. Hopefully to prevent it happening elsewhere.Sympthies to the families.

Anonymous said...

It's the thought that counts, 10:50 AM. The idea in the lyrics, not necessarily the song itself. And you're pissy.

Nice clickys 1:50PM. The panda is my favorite! I like the Bee, but I think he's a little Aggro too.

That is dreadful, 3:04PM. It doesn't say much for the industry that this suddenly keeps happening. Prayers for the familes of those lost and injured.

I don't know if Mayo wants one, but I'll take a cake, Welshie! They look yum city disco!

Anonymous said...

Surprise hearing for West Memphis 3 on Friday

Will they finally be released from prison?



Johnny Depp, others push to prove the innocence of trio of convicted killers known as the West Memphis 3.

Anonymous said...

Awwww...sing it sweetheart

Anonymous said...

Woo oo oo oo oo ooo
Woo oo oo oo oo ooo Hey baby I'm talking to you

Welshie said...

Ergo, anon, have a cake. Have two. They're scrumptious.

What the hell am I missing about a song that was posted here? Why has it caused such bad feeling? Who the hell is Nikki Wotsits? Why have I got such a bloody headache?

Anonymous said...

Seemed like he knew me. He looked right through me... He's a magic man!

Anonymous said...

Wendy, you just revealed yourself as the copy and paste troll at the other blog. I did that to draw you out and see if you'd be able to keep your mouth shut, or if you'd just have to say something and blow your cover. Now that everyone knows it's you, can you please stop trolling there? Thanks.

Anon616 said...

Pardon Moi, part II!

I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you anon; but, I've been gone all morning and I have the receipts to prove it! I just got back about half an hour ago with a gorgeously groomed Tinker Belle!!! I'll take pictures of her in her nice, new yellow ribbon after she rests from her morning adventure!

I have no idea what's going on at VV's nor do I care. Ya'll just go ahead and have what ever ya'll call fun over there. Tearing down other people doesn't seem like much fun to me; but, whatever floats you boat!

Furthermore, if you think I would ever fall for one of your so obvious "traps"... LOL and you really do need to purchase a new thinking cap because your's is obviously damaged. Badly!

If I were you, I would just ask that copy and paste person who they are. If they are honest, they will tell you that they are NOT me.

Thank you for attention!

To everyone else, I hope you're all having a great day!!!!

Hugs and Love
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Anon616 said...

PS for Welshie: I have no idea who Nikki Wotsits is. I never heard of him. But, I have a feeling (thanks to 12:44) that whatever "ill feelings" you're talking about are happening at the other blog. (Also know as VV's.)

So, perhaps you can elaborate on what has been happening there so the accused (me) will know what the heck 12:44 is talking about.

Thanks, Welshie! And, thank you for the cake too!

PPS: I do know who Nikki Sixx is. And consdidering my posting of his song (from his band, SIXX: AM), my comment yesterday and since some trap was apparently set to try to "snare" me; I will assume that's whom you and they are talking about. Please see the lyrics to SKIN and the comment I posted yesterday for information on Mr. Sixx.

Anon616 said...

PPPS:

*blows SIXX kisses to everyone ~ even 12:44 whom I will not call a troll just because she comes from the other blog*

:)

Anonymous said...

They're free!



:D

Anonymous said...

Two things.

1. "I have no idea what's going on at VV's nor do I care."

Except that no one even mentioned VVs, Wendy. I could have been talking about any blog, 7s for example, or Jennicula's or anyone's. But you knew right away which one it was.

2. " Ya'll just go ahead and have what ever ya'll call fun over there. Tearing down other people doesn't seem like much fun to me; but, whatever floats you boat!"

And you're obviously still really angry about everything you read over at VVs.

Very sad, how obvious you are. Now can you please stop it? Everyone knows it's you. What's the point of carrying this on?

Anon616 said...

Once again, anon. I have not been to VV's blog. I was gone all night (after midnight) and all morning.

I do not know what is going on at VV's currently. What I do know is YOU and your tactics. In fact, I think most people here will recognize your tactics. You are the anon who is always doing this. Why? I don't know. Perhaps one day you will see the error of your ways and choose to explain your actions.

Furthermore, if anyone who posts at Seven's had been talking about his blog they would have simply said Seven's. Welshie doesn't go to Seven's and there are no ill feelings there; so I knew that couldn't have been the blog she was talking about.

In fact, Welshie has stated that she the only "group" blogs she posts at are here and VV's. Correct me if I'm wrong, please, Welshie.

As for Jennicula, I haven't heard that girl's name in years. Why on earth are you bringing her up? Does she know you're getting her involved in what ever shit you're currently trying to stir?

I think everyone knows exactly what blog you're talking about when you refer to "that blog" and none of us have to go there to find out if we're right are not.

We know we are, thanks to you.

:)

Why don't you just ask VV who is it that you (erroneously) think is me? I'm sure she must have one of those cool little trackers! If she doesn't, she really should get one. I know I would appreciate it!

Have a nice night, anon!

:)

Anon616 said...

~~Everyone knows it's you.~~

I refuse to believe everyone at VV's thinks that. I refuse to believe that everyone there is that blind or that easily fooled by people like you.

Of course, I could wrong! But I sincerely hope I'm not!

Anonymous said...

12:44/6:42, your sense of logic is cracked. All YOU are doing is deliberately accusing and assaulting people here to get them fighting with you, and consequently VV's, again.

Do you know how stupid and immature that makes you look, 12:44/6:42?

You might want to ask your peers if they appreciate your great efforts on their behalf, at VV's. I read at both blogs, and Kapu made it clear she didn't want to start in this again. All you are doing is bringing shit to both blogs, and being a "troll" yourself. Again, you look stupid. Don't bother with the false manners, you've made your true intentions very clear. Instead of asking other people to behave better, you should take your own advice. Grow up.

Anonymous said...

They got their 6 hate on today. ;)

Anonymous said...

They certainly did, 7:52.

Thanks for posting that, 1:31. That is wonderful news. But so much of those boys lives have been lost and clouded with misery. I can't possibly imagine the world will hold much comfort for them right now, but I pray they find it somehow in the future.

And that is one crazy bear. How did he not fall down breakdancin with that frumpy attire?

Anon616 said...

That is exactly what she does, 7:52. I'm very happy to hear that there are people at VV's who are smart and wise enough to see through her.

Like I said, I refused to believe what she saying with the "everyone knows it's you". Firstly, because it wasn't/isn't me; and secondly, because I do believe people are smarter than she seems to think they are.

And, to be clear, SHE = anonymous 12:44/6:42
The anon who runs back and forth from this blog to that blog trying to stir the pot'o shit.

Well, at least her hands and fingers are getting lots of exercise!

Anon616 said...

I can't possibly imagine the world will hold much comfort for them right now, but I pray they find it somehow in the future.


I agree. Like I tweeted earlier this afternoon, I feel there were six victims in the WM3 case.

The three young cub scouts who were brutally murdered in 1993 AND the three young men who brutalized by the Arkansas legal system and spent 18 years in prison for a crime they did not commit.

I think it sucks that they were forced to sign that "plea bargain" to regain their freedom. They should have been released, apologized to and they should receive compensation from the state of Arkansas.


Well, I'm off! Goodnight and sweet dreams to all! Stay safe out there!!!!

*blows night~night kisses*

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Seeing as how you're constantly at VVs, you know she doesn't have a tracker and that's how you think you're getting away with it. You took the bait, and you couldn't resist copying and pasting it here so you could have your say and defend your old hair-metal band. You just couldn't stand it.

There have been so many times it was obviously you. There may be one or two others (there are some trolls there sometimes) but you make it very obvious when it is you. Why would you even answer that "Motley Crue" post otherwise? You pasted it here because you couldn't let it go, and then you pretended that someone else pasted it here and you just happened to stumble on it.

You can deny it, that's fine, it's expected that you would because you got caught. But it's still obvious and everyone knows it's you.

Wendy, just stop it. That's all anyone is asking. Stop it. Leave people alone, let it go. Stop going there. Stop for VVs, stop for yourself. Erase it from your browser, delete your cookies and don't go back. Ignore the temptation. Do it for everyone involved, including you.

Anonymous said...

OMG this person is disturbed. Totally obsessed stalker disturbed.

Anonymous said...

☝ I'm talking about you 11:48. Stop it. Just stop. You sound like a lunatic.

Anonymous said...

Look who's talking.

You're just as obnoxious as you are making her out to be. Blah, blah, blah. If you stopped poking the bear, it would stop defending itself. Sense. (You make none.)

12:12AM the second said...

I was talking to the lunatic too, not you other 12:12. Goodnight!

Anonymous said...

Thanks to the Heart Anon for the rockin' tunes! Excellent choice!

Anonymous said...

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Welshie said...

Gah! Sorry. Never ment to start anything, or had it already started and I was unintentionally adding fuel to the fire. Shit, sorry again.

I was actually referring to comments made here at Mayo's blog not VV's. These comments caught my eye.

It's a beautiful song, no matter the small debate it's stirred. Thanks to Wendy for posting it.

I didn't think the song was beautiful. I thought it was cheesy and overdone.

It's the thought that counts, 10:50 AM. The idea in the lyrics, not necessarily the song itself. And you're pissy.



I thought what the hell have I missed? What song? What debate? Who's pissy?

The fact that I'd just skimmed the comments and scrolled past the lyrics just added to my confusion. I should've just sat in me corner and not said anything:(

Yes I do read VV's blog but I very rarely comment. My last comment was about a month ago. Just as there's no confusion I want to make it clear that I am not the shit stirring anon who plays one blog against the other. I read here a while back that I wasn't to be trusted. That hurt a bit if I'm honest. I mean no harm to anyone.

I shall go back into my corner now.

Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Hey Welshie, don't be so hard on yourself. I don't believe Wendy was accusing you of anything. I'm one of the anon's that was commenting on the song lyric's Wendy had posted the other night. I only got into a small conversation (I said debate as I was also pissy) with another anon about the lyrics. None of that was in any way related to the copy/paste anon that has been trying to bait people here into fighting.

You're name should never have been confused in any of this. I am sure Wendy was just as confused and meant no insult at you, Welshie. Don't stay in your corner. You've just encountered a random conversation, that bumped into a trap and turned all these seperate things into a misunderstanding, that turned into an old war. It's much like the Twilight Zone, if you are familiar. Getting caught, hurt, confused and accused are all part of the mystery of Mayo's Blog. Welcome. You are truly part of the family now. :)

And for my part Welshie, I apologize. I didn't expect my comments on a song to get mixed into the mess either. I think you were asking what all was going on here, not trying to say it was all related. I understood that in your previous comments. But it is very hard in general to not take things the wrong way when someone is being attacked from another source. Again, I, and I am sure the regulars, are positive you had nothing to do with the cruel joking or "baiting" that occured. There is no reason for you to apologize for simply inquiring on the sequence of comments. Please don't retreat. I personally enjoy your comments here and would miss you greatly. And thank you very much for the cake yesterday. ;D

Anonymous said...

Poke you, 12:16.

Anonymous said...

Who is Nikki Wotsits?

Anonymous said...

☝Must be that Nikki wots its name with wots that band's name?4 in the morning? ;)

Anonymous said...

Where has Elena been?

Welshie said...

Who is Nikki Wotsits?


Hahaha. I meant Nikki Wots its name. Nothing to do with cheesy puffs. I hate wotsits. They smell of sweaty, stinky socks.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Welshie said...

What a nice anon you are 5:03:)
You really have no need to apologize to me. I just get my knickers in a twist now and again. haha.

I agree that Wendy wasn't accusing me of being the anon. Sorry Wendy if it sounded like that. I just didn't want anyone here to think that it could be me you know.


Bloody hell I've just had my sister on the phone for over an hour. She just lives down the road from me. She's on her way over with a bottle of wine:)


Toodle pip

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Hope you're enjoying the wine with your sister Welshie, sounds a lovely Saturday night

Anonymous said...

☼ ☾✰✬ ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ ✬✰☾☼

elena said...

Anon who wondered where I am....I'm not far

However I'm busy dealing with all the shit life has been dealing me.

Tonight I try to forget and simply live.....watching" Pee Wee's Big Adventure"...and remembering the first time I saw it. good memory
Memories are good. some days they keep you going. Holy Crap its Twisted Sister

yeah weird and random,.....that's me.

nite Mayo and everyone else


Elena

Anonymous said...

*hugs Elena*



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elena said...

Thanks anon

That hug means a lot.

Movie over and sleep calls to me

Nite

Anonymous said...

What do you guys think it will take to get Mayo to come back?

Anonymous said...

Well you can always try this

Anonymous said...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
I could really use my wish right now
wish right now, wish right now





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Anonymous said...

Grape jelly might work on some people.

Anonymous said...

That's pretty and kickin,' 1:32. Thanks for the new tune.

Anonymous said...

You're welcome. Though it's not such a new tune. It's been around

wish right now wish right now


I prefer this version with Eminem.



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Anonymous said...

You need to get your cranium checked



♥ that line. :))


you're thinking like an alien; it just ain't realistic.
Now pretend, they ain't just make him angry with this shit, and there was no one he could even aim at when he's pissed with.
And his alarm went off to wake him but he didn’t make it
To the Rap Olympics
Slept through his plane and he missed it
He's gonna have a hard time explaining to Hailey and Lainey these food stamps and this weak shit.
Cause he never risked shit, he hoped and he wished it but it didn't fall in his lap, so he ain't even here.
He pretends that...

airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Anonymous said...

2.0 Boyz



♥ that one too.

Anonymous said...

Fuck, it’s fuckin’ rainin’! Shit, there’s lightning!
Bitch, it’s thunderin’, ’cause I’m cussin’ up a storm if you wonderin’
Shit (Shit), you couldn’t muster up enough thought
To take a dump during a brain fart,
:))

Anonymous said...

It's Eminem day! ;)

Anonymous said...

Ya know, for a man who repeated the 9th grade twice and dropped out of high school, Eminem has an extensive vocabulary and brain cells that ignite at the speed of light despite his history of alcohol and drug abuse. He really is winning.







Unlike Charlie Sheen.

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Anonymous said...

I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next".

Anonymous said...

The lookout on a battleship spies a light ahead off the starboard bow. The captain tells him to signal the other vessel,
“Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!”

The answer comes back,
“Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!”

The captain is furious. He signals, “I am a captain. We are on a collision course. Alter your course twenty degrees now!”

The answer comes back, “I am a seaman second class, and I strongly urge you to alter your course twenty degrees.”

Now the captain is beside himself with rage. He signals, “I am a battleship!”




The answer comes back, “I am a lighthouse.”

Anonymous said...

(You sunk my battleship!)

Some poking actually hurts. Some people poke really hard!

There is a very big difference between Eminem and Charlie Sheen. One appears to be sober now, and one does not. It would be a shame to lose any person to their demons. I hope somehow Sheen makes it through his own destructions. But I agree that judging a person by their socially perceived accomplishments (or lack there of) rules out a world of people with their own incredible universe down their throats. So yes, Eminem does win quite a bit.

2.0 Boys have some pottymouth. But any song with mentions of hieroglyfics, Illuminati, I Love Lucy, and Thor get some cred. in my book. It sounds like they are saying a lot of very intelligent things but you have look past the vulgar front to get to it. Could be taken as a very piognant statement about people in general. (Although all the mentions of various forms of shit are kind of offputting.) Interesting song. Nice backbeat. And the names Yelawolf and Slaughterhouse make me think of Beowolf and Kurt Vonnegut. Very interesting.

I like both the versions of Airplane. (Haha, it was new to me, 1:34.) I think the second one has more pull though, more energy. Hayley's voice is surprising in those. Works very well with the rapping. Like soft and hard, all together. Thanks for those. Nice smiley face. Thanks for the conversation. :)

Anonymous said...

OMG!, OMG!, OMG!, OMG!

PINKIE PIE! I HAVE A CUPCAKE IN MY EYE!

Rainbow Dash

Anonymous said...

Two hillbillies are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. Hillbilly asks her,kin ya swallar? The woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly asks her kin ya breathe?"Woman shakes her head no. Hillbilly walks over,lifts up her dress, yanks down britches and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The hillbillies' buddy says ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it..

Anonymous said...

LOL !

Anonymous said...

What do you guys think it will take to get Mayo to come back?



We could get the bush ninjas to kidnap him and keep him hog tied to a chair until he posts a new blog. He might have to use his nose or tongue to type it though. ;)

Anonymous said...

Hillbilly Rules of Ettiquette

Dating -
Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

No matter how broke you are, never take your date flowers that were stolen from a cemetery.

Even if you can't get a date, avoid kidnapping. It's bad for your reputation.



Going to the movies -

Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.



Weddings-

Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Yes, unless you're the groom.

When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter how hot it is.

A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost effective but is also a proven fly deterrent.

For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a natty appearance.

Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion



General stuff-

Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

The socially refined never fish coins out of public fountains, especially if other people are around.

If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Hey smiley, how about some jokes with another theme? After reading the news of late, mocking of hilbillies and hogties are kind of making my stomach churn. :( Humor is always better than not, especially here. So maybe if you are inclined again, some other theme? Have a nice night. :)

Anonymous said...

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional.

A few minutes later, a woman comes in and says, "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

The priest asks, "What did you do?"

The woman says, "I committed adultery."

Priest, "How many times?"

Woman, "Three times."

Priest, "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

Priest, "What did you do?"

Man, "I committed adultery."

Priest, "How many times?"

Man, "Three times."

Priest, "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves.

A few minutes later another woman enters and says, "Father forgive me for I have sinned."

Rabbi, "What did you do?"

Woman, "I committed adultery."

Rabbi, "How many times?"

Woman, "Once."

Rabbi, "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5."

Anonymous said...

A vulture boarded a plane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess stopped him and said, "Sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger."





NASA recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes. They called it the herd shot round the world.






Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One took off to Hollywood and became a rich star. The other stayed in Carolina and never amounted
to much--and naturally became known as the lesser of two weevils.






A 3-legged dog walks into an old west saloon, slides up to the bar and announces, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."





Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist and refused to take Novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication.






A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the lobby where they were discussing their recent victories in chess tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour, and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Anonymous said...

Well now those are just goofy! ("Paw!") But thanks very much for all the effort. I'm sure everyone else will appreciate it too. Nice to go to bed with a smile. :)

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Dashie,


BOO!
Are you going loco in the coco again? How many times have I told you that is not, not, not the way to eat a cupcake? Nopey, dopey, lopey.

This is how you eat sweets!




Okie dokie lokie.


Pinkie Pie

Anonymous said...

What do you guys think it will take to get Mayo to come back?


We could offer to find Nemo for him.

Have hard wood floors installed to go with the english paneling.

Get him a new suit so he can be the best dressed person on the blog.

Try to find one of those gut busters for him on ebay.

Get him a new bucket to carry all his rocks.

Play a few evil games of regeneration with him.



Or we could just respect his decisions and leave him alone.

Anonymous said...

☝ The same can be said for the blogger formerly known as SS. Respect his decision to stop posting.

Anonymous said...

Thanks anon

That hug means a lot.




You're welcome. *Hugs* are one of my specialties. I think too few people are willing to offer a good hug to a person in need these days.

Sorry to *hug and run* but that's been a blog specialty of mine for a long time. I do sincerely hope you're feeling better.

Anonymous said...

☼ ☾✰✬ ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ ✬✰☾☼






L℺℣ℇ


┗✪✔ɛ


█▄◯▼E

Anonymous said...

▙(●)╲╱▐☰ is all you need.






Disclaimer -
-not Mayo
-not SS
-not any person perceived to be Mayo or SS

Anonymous said...

You don't have to understand the desert: all you have to do is contemplate a simple grain of sand, and you will see in it all the marvels of creation.
The Alchemist

Anonymous said...

That's beautiful, 4:30AM.

And, agreed Not Mayo, Not SS, Not Anyone Perceived to be Mayo or SS. (Maybe you should pick a name, so you don't have to keep disclaimin. Just sayin!) Amor Vincit Omnia!

Good morning to everyone!

Anonymous said...

She's Italian?

Anonymous said...

She just ate.

Anonymous said...

TOP 10 COMPLAINTS OF MODERN-DAY VAMPIRES

10. Goth and Grunge looks makes it tough to tell living from undead.

9. Three words: Daylight Savings Time

8. Can’t enjoy a meal at BURGER KING without some redneck yelling, “Look…it’s Elvis!!”

7. After 45 years of Communist rule, it’s impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin.

6. No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around.

5. All the crucifix-wearing Madonna clones make finding easy victims difficult.

4. No warm blood for miles around DC.

3. Buxom wenches of old have been replaced by silicone filled, liposculptured “hardbodies.”

2. Fat-free blood tastes like crap!

AND THE #1
COMPLAINT OF MODERN-DAY VAMPIRES:

1. Sick and tired of being mistaken for Keith Richards!

Anonymous said...

Pinkie, I have cupcakes. Come and get me.

Dashie

Anonymous said...

Vamps do it better.

Anonymous said...

The source of the earthquake that rocked
Washington DC has been located.

The epicenter appears to be associated with a thrust fault zone deep in the Virginia area.. Hereto before unnamed, that zone henceforth will be designated as













Bush's Fault.

Anonymous said...

ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

ergoproxy said...

Beautiful day 

Anonymous said...

There are a lot of faults with that name...

Anonymous said...

So the fault namers & blamers say 9:02.

Anonymous said...

Such is the way of the modern world.





I'm waiting for personal responsibly to make a come back. Blaming the other guy is so déclassé.

6/Wendy nsi due to youtube uploading said...

Excuse me. I have (simply) come to share some more beauty and LOVE! Stump beauty... and LOVE!

(Hi Ergo!!!! You are, absolutely, correct! It was a beautiful ~ and very HOT ~ day/night/day...)

Here is my 1st video upload from Patrick Stump's show at The Parish/House of Blues ~ New Orleans, last night. The man is simply an amazing vocalist, drummer, horn blower, pianist, performer, talent, gift... everything!

Yes, I <3 Patrick Stump!

~~Waltzing Matilda and Nothing Compares (covers) LIVE from the HOB NOLA~~

I just had to share the live awesomeness of that man with... umm... whoever is (still) around.


Keep an eye on my youtube channel for more videos. They're coming. Slowly but surely!

Next stop = wedding tomorrow night. NO, not mine!

;P

My girl Ashley is getting married and Bre is standing in the wedding/a bridesmaid. Shucks, I've known Ashley since she was knee high to bean sprout (and, later on and much taller, singing and managing a few local bands). It should be a beautiful wedding (Jude is serving as altar boy too!) and a fun reception.

Have a great night, everyone!!!! Stay safe out there!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

6/Wendy with 1 more thing said...

PS: Because I , really really really do, love these guys too:

~~Better Than Ezra ~ Live Again ~~

:)

*crosses fingers that I did not just screw up my youtube uploads*

I know I did. I just know it! Oh well. I shall simply have to start over!

Goodnight and sweet dreams, everyone!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think you may be waiting a long time 5:52. But, oh to dream, to dream! (Just don't hold your breath, that would be a shame.)

Anonymous said...

Congradulations to your family, 6/Wendy.

Anonymous said...

(Maybe you should pick a name, so you don't have to keep disclaimin.



It wouldn't do any good. I could name myself barbie not ken or eve not adam or lilith not satan and somebody or two would manage to convince themselves that I was Mayo, SS or the people perceived to be Mayo or SS. They would also manage to convince themselves that I was posting special comments to them to convey my love and devotion to them. No matter how ludicrous or delusional that sounds they could and would do it.

We've all seen it happen. I don't dare post pretty pictures of nightskies, sunsets, sunrises, anything anymore for fear the pictures will be misinterpreted and my intentions misconstrued.

The one and only way to get around that is to post a disclaimer.


I posted all the icons. The puppy, dancing bears, monkey, bee and I fear that those may even have been misconstrued.



If you were a Heart anon it might be a good idea for you to let everybody know that you are not Mayo, SS, Frank Iero, Mikey Way, Paul Bunyan, Mr. Clean, etc.

Welshie said...

If anyone's about can you please say Hi to my friend Aron. He's 9 yrs old and staying with me for a few days. I've been telling him about Mayo's blog and when I mentioned Fimble Star's name he started singing
Fimble, fimble little star
how I wonder where you are.

:)

Anonymous said...

HELLO ARON! *Wave!*

Hope you are having a wonderful day with your friend, Welshie! =D

Welshie said...

Yes, we've had a lovely day thank you anon. Aron's asleep but I know he'll be chuffed to bits when he reads your comment in the morning:)

Hope your day was as pleasant and rewarding as mine.

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Hi welshie

hi Aron

Anonymous said...

Why thank you, Welshie! I'm so happy for you and Aron! I hope tomorrow is just as much fun for you both!

I have a little vid for him.... (I hope he likes it!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcIlTKoDPGI

Sweet dreams to you, Aron!

Anonymous said...

Is anybody else feeling a lil sick right now? Where the fuck is that green about to puke smiley face when you need it?

I think the ponies and bronies might know where I can find one of those and a bucket. ;)

Anonymous said...

It's not a green smiley but it does get the point across. Eww.

Anonymous said...

You might want to shield little Aron's eyes from that Welshie. Seriously. It's not pretty. He doesn't need to know about shit like that until he's at least 10 years old.

Anonymous said...

That wasn't necessary 1:42.

Feel better 1:31.

Anonymous said...

Something else for you, Aron!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0FOZ0-VpcU

(The T-Rex's walk is my favorite part. He seems very pleased with himself!)

I hope you enjoy your coming day with Welshie, Aron! Please say hello to us all, when you find time! :D Bye! *wavewavewave!*

Anonymous said...

It really won't pain you to be mature and polite for a little while, 1:31/1:42. Unfortunately. Show some decency, please. He isn't a part of whatever has given you that attitude here. You can go back to your natural state of being very shortly. Let's just play nice like the other kids do, for a little while. You should be able to manage that, right? You might like it.

Anonymous said...

2:37,

What planet are you from? It's a humorless one whichever it is. Good golly miss sourpuss molly.

If anyone here has a child under the age of ten in their care and allows them to read this blog, child protective services should be called on their sorry asses immediately. Have you forgotten the shit that has been said here? What the hell kind of responsible adult would let a child near this blog? That's the question you should be asking.

Anonymous said...

Even a half assed semi responsible mentally defective adult wouldn't let a child near this blog. Stop fucking with people. It's so unbelievable and unattractive.




Byeby3 wavewavewave











I swear. Peeps be getting more and more ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

You just couldn't keep it in your pants for one small section of comments.

There wouldn't have been anything ugly in the vacinity of comments the kid would have read, 3:02/3:09. Nothing ugly or inappropriate at all. Until you. You find it insane that someone would invite a kid here, just for a few minutes of silly playing around? I find it insane that another person cannot simply be civil enough for a child to have some fun, just a for a few comments. I'd rather be ridiculous than scum. And what's sad is, I don't think you'll ever realize how low or miserable you are. It wasn't too much to ask. Whatever makes you so bitter, whatever has happened here, you need to let it go. And stop taking it out on people who were in no way involved, like the kid.

Welshie, I'm sorry.

I have a few links to some fun sites if you are interested:

http://www.funbrain.com/kidscenter.html

http://kids.yahoo.com/games

http://pbskids.org/games/

http://www.kidsgames.org/

The first one and the last one have some games by age too. Hope you guys have a lovely day tomorrow. :) Don't let this place get to you in any way. It was a nice idea, Welshie.

Welshie said...

You know it bloody sickens me how something as innocent as asking for a quick hello to a little boy can turn so nasty. He just couldn’t comprehend that there were people on the other side of the screen so I thought maybe someone would say Hi to him. He has very limited reading skills but he does recognize his name. It would’ve made him smile to see a cheery greeting just for him.
.
Aron has had to overcome a lot of problems. He and his twin brother were born 8 weeks premature. Aron had suffered a stroke whilst he was still in the womb. He’s lost the use of the right side of his body and his speech is slurred which makes it quite difficult to understand him. He is the most loving and gentle child but needs constant supervision which is quite tiring believe me. His parents needed a break and I offered to care of him so they could go away.

It’s typical Bank Holiday weather here. Rain and more bloody rain so we can’t go out and we’re limited in what we can do.

To the kind anon/anons who defended us and left links for Aron, thank you. Really, thank you so much. Somehow I think you might’ve sensed that he had problems.

Ergo, thank you too for saying hello.

To the other anon, can I suggest that you get to know all the facts before you pass judgement on other people’s ability to care for a child.

Was I wrong? Yes I probably was. It’s not the first time I’ve made a complete cock up of things and I can bloody guarantee you it won’t be the last!

Welshie said...

To anyone who's in the path of Hurricane Irene, please take care and stay safe.

Anonymous said...

Welshie, you didn't do anything wrong. You have no reason whatsoever to apologize. It was a lovely thought to share a moment like that with him here. I'm sure he would have loved it. Unfortunately it seems the old war here won't cease. None of that is your fault. And it IS unbelievably sickening that for a mere few comments people couldn't be adult for the kid. I am so sorry. It is a truly generous and compassionate thing you have done, offering to care for him for a while. And a child with special needs takes a great deal of patience, understanding and commitment. And most of all love. You have my utmost respect, Welshie. And for the record, you didn't make him sound any different than any other little boy. I hope he likes some of the games on the sites. You two have a wonderful day together. You don't need any help with that from where I'm sitting. Cheers, Welshie.

ergoproxy said...

Hey welshie

Unfortunately it's the norm that people with ugly mindsets seek to twist anything and hurt anyone.

Nothing wrong with anything you did, just sick individuals trying to score points off you.

All they deserve is disdain.

Hope Aron has had fun with you, despite the weather, it's rainy all weekend here so all inside for us worse luck.

ergoproxy said...

and..

good morning!

Hope everyone in the path of H. Irene is safe and secure

Anonymous said...

What if God were one of us?

Anonymous said...

"If anyone here has a child under the age of ten in their care and allows them to read this blog, child protective services should be called on their sorry asses immediately. Have you forgotten the shit that has been said here? What the hell kind of responsible adult would let a child near this blog? That's the question you should be asking."

Does all that apply to SmokeandVenom20 too, 3:02 AM? Anyone else besides me remember LittleHawkman? He not only read this blog, he also commented on it.
Double standards don't wear well, 3:02 AM.

Anonymous said...

Pinkie Pie,

I have cupcakes. Rainbow cupcakes.

Rainbow Dash

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

It really won't pain you to be mature and polite for a little while, 1:31/1:42. Unfortunately. Show some decency, please. He isn't a part of whatever has given you that attitude here. You can go back to your natural state of being very shortly. Let's just play nice like the other kids do, for a little while. You should be able to manage that, right? You might like it.

August 27, 2011 2:37 AM

1:31 has nothing to do with 1:42 or any of the attitude you are talking about.

Welshie said...

Please don't bring Smoke into this, it's really not fair. It was my mistake. I made an error of judgement in thinking that most adults could be civil for just a few minutes. I was obviously wrong. There was no way that I would've let Aron read any comments left for him or click on any links without me having checked them first. I might be a bit daft but I'm not irresponsible.

Now what to do today? We're not gonna watch youtube otherwise he'll want to watch me singing again. He hits the pause button when I'm on screen and giggles when I'm caught singing a high note, then he zooms in on my face!! hahaha:)


Ok gotta go now.

Toodle-oo:)

Anonymous said...

I did say I hoped you felt better at first, 1:24. But I reread and assumed wrong of you. I am sorry. I hope you are feeling better now.


Welshie, again you did nothing wrong. There has never been any reason to think you are not a responsible person. Of what I have read of you, I have only ever expected quite the opposite. It's not daft to expect good behavior from adults. It just feels like it the longer you linger here. On bad days. ..Don't take the bait. Aron sounds like an absolute love (and a goofball!) You guys have fun, Welshie. :)

Anonymous said...

Then the world would have ended a long time ago, 9:40. We're not capable of keeping our shit together. Obviously.

elena said...
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elena said...

Good Morning

Here the sun is still hiding but it's starting to peek above the horizon so I'm hoping it will be good weather. I'm praying for the safely of all those along the East Coast.

Welshie please tell Aron a woman from Kansas said "hey". Oh and I'm sure if he could actually hear my voice he'd think I have a silly accent! I hope you guys have fun together.

Well today is my day off (finally) and Mr E and I are planning on taking off on the bike for a few hours. I can't wait. I need some time to clear my mind and relax.

Hope everyone has a great day and that those in the path of Irene stay safe.

Oh and sorry about the delete but obviously I've not had enough coffee this morning - got my coasts messed up. LOL

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Hope you had a good day out elena

Anonymous said...

9:40 What would you ask if you had just one question?

Anonymous said...

If God had a face what would it look like

And would you want to see

If seeing meant that you would have to believe

In things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints and all the prophets

Anonymous said...

What if god was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
Except for the pope maybe in rome

Anonymous said...

Emancipation






ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ

Anonymous said...

Heaven helps the man who fights his fear

Anonymous said...

Dashie!


Is that an invitation to paar-tay?
Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPcaaakes!

Can I please have more of that mushy stuff whatever it was!!! Can I, can I, can I, please?


Okie dokie lokie.


Pinkie Pie











la la la la la la la

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh Dashie!

I'm getting another twitchy twitcha twitchy twitch! Stay away from water and buffalo today! And water buffalo!


Okie dokie lokie.


Pinkie Pie

Welshie said...

Hello Pinkie.

Anonymous said...

Who watched the VMA's? That was weak. Lady Gaga and Lil' Wayne were the saving graces. Bruno Mars and Cobra Starship were good too.



Lady Gaga's performance


Why Weezy look so pissed ? at the end. What Jay Z do him?

elena said...

Good Morning

Ergo, thanks. It was a lovely ride. The rain held off until we got home. Matter of fact we timed it just about right which was good because riding in the rain just ain't fun.

We stopped for a yummy lunch of tacos then headed for Perry Lake. Haven't been there in years. It brought back a lot of good memories of trips to the lake with our pontoon boat and the kids. However it also brought back one memory that wasn't so great. You know thinking about it that was one of the only times I truly saw Mr E look really frightened. We'd gone to the lake for the day with the girls. Now you need to remember this was before Smart phones so we didn't know bad weather was coming, and boy did it come fast. The wind picked up and we headed for the dock. Getting a pontoon boat off the water in a high wind isn't easy. The girls and I got off on the dock and the plan was for me to tie the boat. Well, that didn't happen. I reached for the rope and because the dock was slick, right into the water I fell. But because of the wind the boat was moving and I hit it hard before going down. When I did pop back up out of the water the girls were screaming but it was the look of terror on Mr. E's face that scared the shit out of me. He kept asking if I was okay. I didn't understand at first. But he'd seen how hard I'd hit the boat before I went under. His fear was that I'd been knocked unconscious and had gone under the boat. Thinking back on it I believe my Guardian Angel must have been working overtime that day. For some reason I had the presence of mind to put my arm up as I went under. This allowed me to feel the aluminum pontoon and push myself away from it. Had I not there was a good chance I would have smacked my head when I came back up. Well either that or go under the boat. Mr E had shut down the engine as soon as he saw me fall. So there he was trying to keep the boat from drifting in the wind while at the same time trying to find me. Crap, believe me, Mr E rarely if ever looks terrified but he did that day. Later he told me just how scared he'd been because I'd hit the boat so hard. All I knew when I surfaced was it hurt like hell and I was embarrassed I'd fallen in. I hadn't realized how dangerous it had been. Did have a hell of a bruise to show for it.

Anyway...not sure why I felt it necessary to share that. LOL

But yesterday was so nice. Open road, wind in my hair. (once I tied my long braids back so they'd stop smacking me in the face)and for most of the day, sunshine.

Here is the lake....

Perry

Hope everyone here had a good day. Hope those on the East coast made it through the storm okay.

Anonymous said...

PINKIE!


That is all.

Rainbow dash

ergo said...

good morning!

good to know you had a nice day elena, but what a scary situation in the lake! (Which is beautiful)Poor MrE but thank goodness it turned out to all be ok.

Anonymous said...

Rainbow Dash! Help!


Bats! Bats on my face!


Wait. Those aren't bats. Those are invitations to an all nite paar -tay that we're gettin in to! A pony prank par -tay! If you think it's all over than the joke is on you.

la la la la la la la


Fly by and pick me up 11!


Okie dokie.



Pinkie Pie

Anonymous said...

Cupcakes and a party


Rainbow Dash

Anonymous said...

You're one intense pony, Pinkie Pie.

Welshie said...

If I was to say to you that I wish I was Dr Who so I could jump into me Tardis and go back in time to the beginning of the blog, would you think me sad and pathetic? Just asking?

Don't bother telling me not to live in the past. I like living there, it's warm and cosy.

Be as mean as you like to me anons. I have a big bowl of Raspberry trifle that I'm tucking into so you can't spoil my mood:)

Anonymous said...

Would you expect any thing less from a fluffy pink pony who hops instead of trots and can kill a tray of cupcakes & a three tier cake with one fatal swoop of the tongue?












◠‿~

Welshie said...

This is really bugging me right, but what are those little boxes everyone keeps posting here? are they a symbol of some sort, cos all I see is umm, well, little boxes.


I'm having a lazy day, just me and the trifle:)

Anonymous said...

It's super secret code for ^_~ or ^__^ or gimmie a hug or here's a hug for you or squee happy happy joy joy.

Anonymous said...

There are smiles, hugs, stars, flowers, moons, suns, winks, arrows, love, hearts, goodnights, pointing fingers, other symbols.

Anonymous said...

(◠‿◠)❀

Welshie said...

Well shit, all I see is bloody boxes. hahaha.

super secret code eh. like the Da Vinci Code or somefink?

Anonymous said...

12:02. A lot of replies come to mind reading that. Nothing appropriate for a blog. Wow.

Can I ask, Welshie? What, exactly, is trifle anything? I mean raspberries (that's a silly looking word, don't you think?) are nice. I like those. But isn't trifle like some kinda mushroom or eh? That just sounds kinda yucka with berries. I think I'd prefer those cakes you left a while back. Could you bring some of those, when you come by next? Or some of that trifle what, if it's not actually mushroomy! I'll be a sport and try it. :) I hope your friend Aron is well. And I hope everyone who passes by is having a nice day. Cheers!

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Dr Who is starting again welshie! You guys got it this weekend gone, we start this Saturday coming. Can't wait.
I think I'd like to have a Tardis, it'd be fun to go back to things and forward, but then you get that whole "can you alter the past to change the future" discussion, no stepping on bugs of swatting butterflies!! lol

Trifle sounds delicious! Haven't had any for years.
Trifle is layers of sponge cake, custard, jelly and fruit in a glass or bowl. The cake often soaked with sherry or another liqueur. A bit like a parfait, but I don't think they have cake.

ergoproxy said...

oh welshie, I only ever saw boxes too, until I got my new computer, I think it's the version of windows you're using that makes them show or not.

Welshie said...

Oh gawd anon it's nothing to do with mushrooms! Trifle is a dessert made up of layers of sponge cake soaked in sherry, jelly, fruit, custard and whipped cream.
Do you not have trifle where you live anon? sacré bleu, what a bloody shame, you don't know what yer missing. I guess it must be a British dessert, much like spotted dick and roly poly pudding:D

Aron's really well thanks. His parents picked him up yesterday. It was an absolute joy looking after him. I'm so tired though, but a happy sort of tired you know.


Trifle

Welshie said...

Oh god Ergo you'd already explained what trifle was. hahaha.

I missed Dr Who over the weekend. I'll watch it on BBC iplayer.
I'd love a tardis. I'd so love to alter the past you know, even for just a day. Gah, I mustn't dwell on what can never be changed.

Anyway, Did I tell you that last year I saw a tardis on the back of a tow truck being driven through town. It was surreal.

Welshie said...

Off to bed I go with my belly full o trifle:D

Cheerio.

Welshie said...

I've been singing this song all day. Love it. What a blooming voice.


Adele, Set Fire to the Rain

Ta ra:)

Anonymous said...

12:02. A lot of replies come to mind reading that. Nothing appropriate for a blog. Wow.





What you got against pink ponies and cupcakes 5:00? :/


Were you bucked by a pink pony as a child?


Got a bad case of food poisoning from tainted cupcakes?










*shrugs*

Anonymous said...

Actually, I was being filthy 7:33. Not mean. Pony's aren't hard to love at all.

Shrug?

Thank you for explaining Ergo and Welshie! OK, so no mushrooms. Gotcha. Well, I'm not so sure about the chunky stuff, but it looks really pretty other than that! Thank you! And, I've actually had Spotted Dick.

Now that actually felt filthy typing that out. Huh.

That's so great for you (and Aron) that you had such a lovely time together, Welshie. I hope you get to play again soon! And I do know exactly what you mean. I wish you much sleep and sweet dreams! Haha! (And Adele is a goddess, I'm pretty sure.)

-Oh, and if THE Doctor comes by, please tell him I will give him back his right hand if he gives me back my left... Well. He'll get the message! Goodnight! ;)

Anonymous said...

Actually, I was being filthy 7:33.




Thanks for explaining.


You should love ponies but you shouldn't be filthy with Pinkie Pie. Rainbow Dash is Pinkie Pie's girl. They have a serious pomance going.












;)

ergoproxy said...

Sweet dreams welshie, wow how cool seeing the real tardis! Not quite the way you'd want to see it get from place to place though lol.
Sorry I didn't say goodnight sooner, I had a student this morning

elena said...

Nite Mayo

Sweet dreams.

Or as Elvis says ...Unpleasant dreams

Depends on your mood

Elena

elena said...

Lol....

Fuck autocorrect

Elvira not Elvis

Welshie said...

Well I have no proof that it was the real tardis Ergo, didn't get a chance to look inside like. Still it was a strange sight.

Anon the chunky bits you speak of are bits of tinned fruit and sponge cake. My trifle was made with raspberries and had chocolate sprinked on top, aka a heart attack in a bowl. What a way to go eh, Death by Trifle:D


Talking of death, I had that dream again last night.

Anonymous said...

You're right, doesn't sound like a bad way to go. Sign me up, Welshie! (I'm cool with chunk so long as I understand what exactly it is I'm sticking into my mouth!) And I wish you better dreams tonight.

Haha, POmance. That was great. I would never be so bold or cruel as to interfer in another's great PoMance, anon. The very best to the happy pony duo! (And to further explain, I was being filthy to your comment, anon. Not one of the ponies.. But I'm amused all the same. Should I add that I was just playing along with the stride of the conversation? I do not think you to be Mayo, SS, Anyone Associated, Wolfman, Martha Stewart or a toaster..to be very clear!) I hope everyone has a lovely day, and a nightmare free night. :)

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

lol Elena, Elvis may have said it once in a while

Anonymous said...

ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ

Anonymous said...

Pinkie Pie

That is all.


Rainbow Dash

Anonymous said...

You

Anonymous said...

Happy

Anonymous said...

Wonder

Anonymous said...

better times

Anonymous said...

Dashie,


I am? Gee thanks!


You're 20% more awesome and cooler!


Okie dokie.

la la la la la la la


Pinkie Pie

Anonymous said...

Dashie!


Remember the swarm of the century? There's another one coming! It's time dust off my banjoCoridianOnica tuba!


Okie dokie.


Pinkie Pie

Anonymous said...

How to help the victims of hurricane Irene.


The Salvation Army

American Red Cross

Anonymous said...

As water recedes, cleanup begins across Northeast

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

have seen the USA on the news so much damage, hopefully the rebuilding effort will restore power and services as quickly as possible and

Anonymous said...

Hello affectionate and awesome ponies, regs and anons.

That's an interesting array of tunes, anon. Conflicting, wouldn't you say? Thanks for sharing.

Thanks to the news anon as well, and for the links to donate. I wish I could, but hopefully some of those that pass by will be willing and able. It never hurts to try. So thanks for posting those.

No Welshie throughout this day? Well, I hope everyone has a lovely night then. :)

Anonymous said...

❀ (~‿~)

Anonymous said...

A gift from the gods. AKA Heaven scent!

Anonymous said...

Peeps in California are going out of their way to promote legalizing marijuana use. They giving away free samples on the interstate now.!!

not mayo not ss not billy said...

- not dr. frankenstein or his monster
- not dick, not jane, not spot
(- could be an alien or halfbreed -- dna tests pending)


I wanna be your lover lover mmmm

not mayo not ss not billy said...

- and the rest ☝


There's beauty up above and things you never take notice of
You wake and suddenly you're in love

Welshie said...

This has to be the most hauntingly beautiful song, ever. What do you all think?


Sleep

Anonymous said...

Big Billy fan there, Not Not Not(notnotnotnot)? ;)

That's lovely Welshie, thanks for sharing it!

I hope everyone is having a nice day today. :)

ergoproxy said...

good morning!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Iz A Thexxy time!!

Anonymous said...

Jes Jes!!

ergoproxy said...

Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse", he mumbles. "Are my testicles black?" Nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other, ...she takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly. "Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully. "Are-my-test-re-sults-back?".

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