It was written from another’s perspective. A recollection of a conversation turned first person. Expensive, anti-climactic words ringing in my ears with an unrelenting need to, once again, find voice. In reverse, they became a bit of guilt unfurled to reveal how my selfish needs superseded best interest. Recall that I held on too long, to that room, to that moment.
“Just say it, say it already”
“I don’t.”
As painful as it may have been to hear it rephrased in that manner, I never meant to be cruel. And now, when the melody of the moment presents itself, I am reminded to never again make that mistake. Although ironically, it was only after repeated cost that it became my lesson. I hope it has become yours, as well.
p.s. volumes like breadcrumbs lead back.
Friday, September 12, 2008
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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 5657 Newer› Newest»12:26 play nice
he still is the sex bomb when he wants to be
so many cuties so little time
Don't think so 12:26
I need a lot of convincing :)
I meant 12:31.
See you're confusing me!
Let's not have any confused Anons running around in here.
Damn it, I'm going.
Goodnight.
And I will have pleasant dreams too. I'II rustle up some cute images of my own. There!
Good luck with those cats J ^_^
Hi smiley anons. please feel free to spread as much smiles and happiness around :)
too late
Freudian slip prehaps?
you think he's a sex bomb too :)
Ha!
Goodnight 12.40, enjoy those special dreams! ;D
"Sex Bomb". Hmm. I may have to think about that one for a while. A good looooooooooooooooooooooooooong while. (no offense, GW)
ha
ha! what?
he is a sexy bastard just admit it anon
Why did "Dancing Queen" just pop in my head?
just a play on words J. no need to think too hard about that one
I iz teazin
he iz still a sexzy bastard but then again i think alot of guys are cute
they have to be different. Hugh Laurie on house is sexzy and they are two totally different looks
who do you think is sexzy J?
There's lots of sexy guys out there, Anon. Too many to name.
And before anyone gets any freaky ideas, I WAS NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING WITH THE "DANCING QUEEN" REFERENCE. It really did pop in my head at that point.
oh noze. i killed the blog by saying gw and hugh laurie are sezy!
Ew, you know, Tom Jones sings that sex bomb song.
I find that quite disturbing X_x
randolph mantooth. he was sexy.
ew bc why would he pop in your head
he does have a great voice
henry rollins looks good for his age. keeps himself in shape
Tom Jones is cool. Not sexy to me, but cool. Face it, the man covered Prince's "Kiss" and made it sound fabulous.
"For his age." He's 47, Anon. How old are you? You're making him sound ancient.
goodnight all you sexzy peoples out there in blog believe :)
*runs back to hug J*
Uh...goodnight, Anon? Sleep well, I, uh, guess?
1:01,
because someone mentioned sex bomb and right away i thought of that song O_o
goodnight anon
didn't mean to make him sound ancient. he isn't that much older than me. you know darn well that alot of guys especially in the music business after the abuses they put themselves through don't always look too good because of their lifestyle choice such as drugs. thats all i meant by it
you made me laugh J. goodnight
♥still fizzy for you♥
hello!
Hi fizzy ♥
Well, okie dokie then Anon. Old is in the eye of the beholder. :)
Hi fizzy anon, other anon, Ergo
Hey Ergo, whatcha know?
Hi Original Punk J, Ergoproxy, Bleeding Chaos, anonymous(i) ♥
hi BC TJ J anon
is elena about?
ELENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
I have just finished work for the term and I got elena's parcel so I wanted to thank her
She cut out early, Ergo; she still isn't up to her usual self. We talked to her this afternoon, and she's just trying to maintain. But how cool, you're done work for a while AND you got your package! What'd you get?
Hello Anon from last night, I believe. How's it going?
THANK YOU OPJ! That was NOT I! Goddamn.
And you....
Anonymous said...
who is so obviously lewis
September 19, 2008 12:00 AM
You little smarty pants.
>:(
What is it you want huh baby? Is it that you like mocking me, or that you want me to come in here and notice you?? Just curious.. (and vaguely annoyed..)
And who is HE? Mayo? Redrum? James Taylor?? -Which by the way, the later -was superfine. And the man can STILL sing, so sure, I'll send HIM love notes... ;)
How is everyone? I can't stay long, am packing. But wanted to say howdy real quick!
oh there are 2 anons
hi anon 1 and anon 2 :)
Hiya lewis!
'Sup BC!? How are ya?? ;D
Hi anon ♥
Ergo, you just missed elena. She went to bed due to a headache :(
hi Lewis
oh poor elena, I sent her a text and I hope it got through, I'll send an email soon.
well lets just say I now have a little Ray Toro watching me type!
and some wooly socks and a book and some halloween candy for my daughter and I (and we might let dangerhand share too)
I'm good lewis, thanks for asking. It's so good to talk to you. Thanks for stopping by my blog.
I hope you're well?
Hiya Ergo! Sounds like you've got a plan! ;p (And anything RayEsque sounds damn good to me too!)
Is Elena doing alright? It didn't sound so good.
LEWIS!!! *big ol' squeezy hugs and slobbery kisses* WE'VE FINALLY MET IN THE MIDDLE!! Blast, I STILL owe you an email! Thanks for all the blog visits you've paid us, we always love to read you. Yeah, I knew that wasn't you. And yeah, who's this HIM/HE fellow?
BTW, you guys know which James Taylor I'm talking about, right? From Duran Duran, not the easy-listening singer. He's ok too, but JT from DD, he was mighty cute. Not as cute as Simon, granted, but still passable. ;)
I missed you too BC! ;) And well, I am alive. So that's always a plus right?? ;p Nah, we just have a lot of extreme drama going on at home. Thought this year would be a little better, but so far --um, not so much! But again -to be alive! And things are magic in comparsion to what others are going threw, so it's better not to complain! (Out loud anyway!)
How are things going for ya? I didn't quite catch what happened with you're school plans? Just wanted a different route? Or did something else come up? I seem to be going along and everything is set -and then BAM -everything is very Not set.. so ya know. I get it!
Elena's got some personal stuff going on that she didn't know about until yesterday, suddenly. She isn't up to talking about it right now, she said. Poor baby, she never gets a break.
i have come for one reason and one reason only
i want lewishasfallensloppydead
only
i want her alive
^_~
Whoa J. I so totally thought you were talking about Folk (Elizabeth Taylor's son!). I don't think I know the other one!?? :( For some reason that makes me feel greatly inadequate and Odd.. whew.
I always thought he was cute though... am I just weird? Oh god. And Big Squeezey hugs to ya too! :D I missed chatting with you guys! And is it me, or does it seem like no one is doing so hot lately.. Who can we blame for that? There has to be someone..
I see J, thanks. I'll send her an email, but I won't freak out when I don't her from her so quickly.. Jesus. I hope everything is alright. Great timing, life.
Um, for what Mr. Taylor??
Are you gonna kidnap me and keep me forever!?? Cuz, would mind taking my ma, and my dog and all my shit too? That would be just great! :)
I blame Bush. For everything. He's a convenient scapegoat, and since he's usually at fault for whatever's going wrong in the world, it makes sense to blame him. :D
Um, James Taylor, I don't think he's Elizabeth Taylor's son. But he WAS kinda cute in his younger years. And as for you not knowing the other James Taylor, it's ok. I told you it was during the dinosaur ages. (aka The '80s.) :D
well
THANK YOU ELENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we will have a special little Halloween in OZ!
J, James Taylor was the hot one in DD in my opinion
the other James Taylor not so much hot to me
current JT - meh
Oh Bush. I forgot all about him. ;) Sure, he's useful for something then. Yay for him... ah ha ha!
No, he really is her son! I've seen that special on him about a thousand times. James and his lack of furniture phase. He liked to sit on 'pillows.' Uh, it was an older special..
Ah yes, the era of my birth. May I just say - most awesome movies came from then! The 90's kinda sucked. Hard. There was some cool stuff in there... but nothing so intense as the 80's. I for one, am grandly sad that multi-colored eyeliner in no longer in. :( But I sitll practice..
wasn't tj here?
TJ elena sent some wasabi cashews too, oh very very yummmmmmm
Wait -are we talking about Justin T now?? Well, I have nothing to say about him until he finishes puberty...
Aw lewis, I hope the drama in your life is a bit smoother? Take it in stride and just keep your head up high. Sometimes what we endure only makes us stronger.
As for my end, school has been pushed to next spring. Right now my main focus is just work and deciding what I should do next.
Did Tj leave?? Come back! I can only stay and play for a little longer!! :(
Wasabi? Wow. The Earth's Green Fire Demon.
Yummy. ;p
Justin Timberlake? Deliver me please. I agree with Lewis: let the poor child finish puberty first, then we'll see.
Uh, NO.
He shoulda stuck with Britney.
i'm back. sorry about disappearing just when everyone showed up.
and i'm confused, but i devoted three years of my adolescence to duran duran...who's james taylor??
john was the sweetie. he flirts nicely, too. :)
Thank ya BC. I sure hope so. But we're hangin in there.
And the next spring isn't that far off. I personally think it is better to plan something like that out, than to just jump in. Not only is it a lot of effort to get into, but it's espensive too! ;p I'm the fall back teacher for the preschool my ma runs, so I am NEVER sure if any of my own plans are gonna make it. So I am with you, on the waiting it out and seeing how things go first. I have actually, probably dropped almost the same amount of classes (at the local jc) as I have taken. It's shameful. But that's life. So good on ya, for wanting to think it through better first. Always a good idea, especially with school.
when is spring Bc for you I mean, what month?
march, ergo.
The sky, lazily disdaining to pursue
The setting sun, too indolent to hold
A lengthened tournament for flashing gold,
Passively darkens for night's barbecue,
A feast of moon and men and barking hounds,
An orgy for some genius of the South
With blood-hot eyes and cane-lipped scented mouth,
Surprised in making folk-songs from soul sounds.
The sawmill blows its whistle, buzz-saws stop,
And silence breaks the bud of knoll and hill,
Soft settling pollen where plowed lands fulfill
Their early promise of a bumper crop.
Smoke from the pyramidal sawdust pile
Curls up, blue ghosts of trees, tarrying low
Where only chips and stumps are left to show
The solid proof of former domicile.
Meanwhile, the men, with vestiges of pomp,
Race memories of king and caravan,
High-priests, an ostrich, and a juju-man,
Go singing through the footpaths of the swamp.
Their voices rise . . the pine trees are guitars,
Strumming, pine-needles fall like sheets of rain . .
Their voices rise . . the chorus of the cane
Is caroling a vesper to the stars . .
O singers, resinous and soft your songs
Above the sacred whisper of the pines,
Give virgin lips to cornfield concubines,
Bring dreams of Christ to dusky cane-lipped throngs.
Georgia Dusk
by Jean Toomer
Ah ha ha! J! Yea no kidding! Am I the only one that feels a great fear for little Miley? She is a modern Disney Girl yea? This new lot just doesn't seem to be made of the finer stuffs do they? They are all droppin'like flies Yo! Poor Walt...
OHH! Naughty Tj! I caught that!! I caught that! You minx! rawr!!
actually it was John wasn't it? now I think
I always liked Nick too, he looked sweet
good night g'nite, and thank you.
Oh goodness G'Nite, blood hot eyes and cane lipped scented mouth?? Sounds like a real man to me. Well, at the very least, terribly interesting.. ;)
what? what did i do, lewis? i'm a minx?
i gave a friend a nick rhodes make-over once. it was in the afternoon and he was starting to have a bit of a five o'clock shadow, and it was weird putting foundation on him all prickly. but he looked good in the pink lipstick that nick always wore.
thanks Tj I have to work backwards lol
lewis I think doing classes is a great way of learning lots of new things, you never know what you'll like
hi g'nite and goodnight to you, sweet dreams
Oh my cow, TJ, I feel so motherfuckin' STOOPID!
John Taylor, John, John, John...it's like my brain wasn't even awake when I was talking about him!
*sobs* FORGIVE ME, JOHN TAYLOR! I'm not worthy!
(Well, given the fact that they were 'Taylor-poor', there might have BEEN a James! He might've been hiding in the back!)
I feel a little better b/c Ergo got it wrong, too, and she LIKED the man! heeheehee
Ergo, yep, what TJ said, but for school, it depends on where I apply to, most schools start their spring semesters in January.
Thanks lewis :)
James taylor
not bad
i was scratching my head on that for sure, j. i started doubting those three years. lol
You said he was flirty! rawr!! ;p
I think some men just look awesome sexy in pink lip gloss. Hello Mr. Bowie!
I forgot to say Tj! You have to go back sometime to Ashland and see a play! Holy cow! I have only once been disappointed! And I seriously think that was a fluke! I think I know of the spring you were talking about? It does taste nasty as hell! God only knows whats in it! Ah ha ha! But it is tradition to get a possible baterial infection!! ;p I'm glad you at least got to see the town. Oh and during the season, about 45 mins before the night plays start -they have little "pre-productions" in the little park like area! Mostly just dancing of the period, but it just wonderful to see!! You really must make you're way there sometime!
Alrighty, gang -I am getting the eivl eye. I must away!! I hope everyone is doing -er, better! Love to ya! I missed talking with you all! loves -l
Goodnight g'nite.
That never sounds right, huh? :/
Night lewis! Good to see you.
oh! i did say he was flirty, huh? well, he was! ;D
i definitely want to hit ashland during the festival -- it's like disneyland for shakespeare addicts, so how have i survived this long?
good to see you lewis. good night. :)
It really is Ergo! Nothing beats new knowledge! :) (and fucking awesome teachers that try..nudge nudge..) <33
Right back at you BC! :)
I blame my mother 2:06. But I like a little more monster in my men. Just a touch more hue too! ;P
I forgive you OPJ! I didn't even know who he was regardless of his name! :(
Goodnight GB and goodnight Lewis! It was great to see you both, and hopefully I'll see you both next time you're here. Take care!
Anon, see if you can find a more recent picture, and then you will say, Hmm, maybe not so much now...
thanks anon, he wasn't a bad stamp of a man
oh David Bowie could do lip gloss, some guys can just rock a bit of make-up
I always used to envy Boy George, he, or whoever did his eye makeup was brilliant!
(I end up looking like mutant panda)
I don't either Tj! GO! GO!! And then tell me all about it! ;p
It was great to see you too BC! Sorry to have missed you for so long! Hang in there!
Alrighty -you guys, everyone be well -and no more bad news ok!? Think motherfuckin' positive!!
;p
Loves!! nighty night!!
<3lew
thanks lewis :)
take care and sweet dreams
Ohh! I feel like a shit not saying goodnight to everyone individually! :(
Goodnight Ergo! (And yes, The Goblin King will forever hold a place in my heart. If only he had worn jeans though...whoa.)
Goodnight OPJ! I hope everything gets better for you both -kiss and tell L loves for me!
Goodnight Tj! Really you must go! (and take so many pictures it will feel like we all went with you -so we won't be TOO jealous!
Goodnight BC! Again, smart plan loves! That's the right way to do it! Hang in there!
Goodnight Anon! Thanks for the eye candy! ;p
ALrighty -is that everyone?? Shit, I'm sorry if not! Loves!!
there was a ring around the moon tonight.
i will go, lewis, i will! now go to bed! lol sweet dreams!
it's so pretty when that happens TJ
hi hmmmm anon, what you pondering?
Think I'll be off, too, my eyes are starting to shut down.
Goodnight Ergo, BC, TJ, Lewis, GB, and various Nice Anons--may you all have a restful night and a beautiful tomorrow.
Goodnight Mayo, it seems I'm not to tell you anything to do, so I'll say, don't do anything. At all. Just sit. Be a couch potato. Stare at the walls. Watch the grass grow (oh wait, that might be doing something). Ok, just...be. And anything you might chance to do will be ON YOUR HEAD, not mine. ;)
Goodnight all.
love, faith, hope, peace, John Taylor (WHO?!)
good night, j. sweet dreams. :)
goodnight J sweet dreams, hugs to L too
Goodnight J sweet dreams to you and L.
That's okay lewis. Sweet dreams :)
SS baby,
I have no words tonight. I do, however, have plenty of smiles, hugs, kisses, a couple of ears and shoulders should you need them, and love.
Goodnight, precious. I love you.
My heart to yours, always.
hmmm...
why are the anons all ponderful tonight?
pondering or humming anon?
now they've got me pondering.
hmm...
*sigh*
*pondered out*
I'm too bouncy to ponder just at the moment
ohhhhhhhhhh
looks like our anon had an epiphany, ergo.
or, you know, really good sex.
I am off to bed. Goodnight TJ and Ergo, sweet dreams guys. Goodnight pondering anon.
Sugarplum: Here are my answers from your earlier questions;
I spent most of today staying in, burning CD's and downloading songs, then I spent my time watching music videos and your videos on youtube, then watching movies.
No Pantera, but I did listened to a bit of machine head, poisonblack and some moonspell, and some arch enemy. I created a blog where I posted a few music videos from my fave bands if you want to check them out. It's just for fun. And I posted some links. I'll post more, and will take requests :)
Yeah me staying in today, I didn't manage to go to the shop, so no Killer. I haven't seen him in over a month actually. I'm not sure whether I should continue torturing myself. It's not going anywhere.
I hope that answers all your questions. Goodnight and sweet dreams sugarplum and have a awesome weekend :)
Night!
oh do tell!
I like the word epiphany, and idiom and dearth
they are not used enough these days
good night bc, sweet dreams. :)
well Tj the words "really good sex" are nice too ;)
goodnight BC sweet dreams
if i have three children, i will name them epiphany, idiom, and dearth, just for you, ergo.
we'll name the dog really good sex.
that could be fun. *heh*
ahhhhhhhh
The dog's name should be Pants.
he is a sexy bastard just admit it anon
No way, José
oh, yep. that's definitely good sex.
well, it's been awhile, but that's the how i remember it, anyway.
hahahaha
*outside at night*
Here really good sex, come on, come on really good sex, good boy. c'mere goooood boy"
actually, i don't think i want a dog.
i want.......
a horse.
yes.
a big, shining, dappled grey steed.
yes.
named really good sex.
lol ergo!
(hmmm. i wonder if that would work?)
or you could call it big boy... here big boy
are we still talking about the dog, the horse, or my plans for this weekend?
TJ calls out
here really good sex, time for a ride!
anon That would be a good name for a dog, seriously lol
not just for a dog ^_~
ergo, you made me chortle. :)
a pleasure my dear TJ :)
naughty anon ;)
naughty anon ;)
I know. Just in one of those moods :)
oh elena sent me jelly pumpkins and they are really yummy!
you guys are so lucky to have halloween , it looks such fun
yeah, halloween was always a lot of fun as a kid. :)
have you ever heard of calling a sports team , like in a social comp, the Far Canals?
just say it as though you are calling a team over a loud hailer
"would the Far canals please come to the field, the Far Canals"
my brother called a volleyball team
"Ethyl Merman's Chutney Ferrets" once and insisted they never shorten it when it was called
ooops Ethel, not ethyl I think chemistry too much
lol did the volleyball team go along with it?
oh they sure did,TJ!
it's one of the best team names I've ever heard
yenoh thgindoog
:)
say what?
uoy dessim i
traeh ym thgindoog
;straeh&;straeh&
hope they see the message anon
I might bid you all adieu, it's nearly time for the news and getting dinner ready
(though I refresh when I get a chance until bedtime)
it's been nice talking to you all
TJ hope you get yourself an animal to name for your very own soon ;)
goodnight, sweet dreams TJ
and
goodnight, sleep well anons
catch you on the flip side
Anon, I'm sorry I'm having trouble understanding you.
I am elderly you know. I was duking it out with my "husband" just months back. I think he went completely deaf and blind ^_^
oh good night ergo! i was just getting ready to say good night to you, but you beat me to it. :)
have a good rest of the evening, and sweet dreams when you get there. :)
good night, too, to the anons and sundry lurkers.
sweet dreams all.
This "old lady" needs to get some rest too. I might get some thrills in my sleep.
Deeper, Faster, Harder. Yes! ^_^
Nite.
mayo,
today was a good day, not super upbeat, but satisfying all the same. i had the place to myself for most the day and that was better than you can imagine. water in the desert basically.
and i worked on a little idea i'd had -- designed a travel devotional altar made out of a bento box. can't wait to try it out. just need to find a bento box. (that might need to wait until i'm out of kentucky...not a lot of asian markets here. *grin*)
but have you ever had a day where you're just humming along and then it starts to crack, and flake, and fall away, and you're left with what's underneath? it's never pretty. it's that awful little voice that tells me i'm nothing and always will be nothing, nothing and no one to anyone, ever.
i hate that voice.
i ignored it the best i could by being here. and felt even worse for feeling awful when there are others who have so much more to feel bad about, when essentially i'm just complaining about having nothing to do.
but being here tonight gave me warm little gifts to take with me to sleep, and maybe they'll be shield enough against that voice. maybe tomorrow, i'll be able to take a step forward.
maybe.
i wish i was a better person, i wish i was a better friend. i wish i knew how to do the things other people know how to do in order to live their lives.
maybe those wishes will come true tomorrow.
maybe.
good night, mayo. it's a muddled good night, i'm afraid. i'll try to craft a better one tomorrow. may you have sweet dreams, my friend.
Whoop! Whoop!
Today is the day! O-town, get ready! It's the Jules, Fimmy, Smoke, & Solly show!
Thanks for all the positive well wishes, you guys!
Seeya tomorrow evening!
Good morning/afternoon/night Mayo, SS, TJ, Ergo, BC/Sweetcheeks, Elena, J, Lewis; various anons, watchers and lurkers; old women, old men and all young'uns (or young'uns at heart)in the land o'blogbelieve!
How are you all this morning (for me)? Happy, well and ready ~ willing ~ and able, to have some fun this weekend!!!
Did I see Loli back there? HI LOLI!!! Great to see you again! How are you? Are you still loving Donne and Poe? I am too! ;)
Ergo:
When are you leaving for your adventure? Is it today or tomorrow? Well, if it is today, be careful, have fun, stay safe and have a great family bonding experience!!!! Don't forget the pictures and the scothch!
*smoooooooooch*
BC: Pantera, CoF, Machine Head and DevilDriver = HORNS UP indeed!!! Your blog made me smile this morning. Thank you, sweetcheeks! And, thank you for the comment at my place!
Pssst....
Regarding that pop quiz: Once again, you earned the highest score in the class! Your new tiara is on special order and should be in soon.
In the meantime, here's a little something you (and Amy and Ergo) may enjoy:
While Your Lips Are Still Red
*sighs*
That song/video never fails to give me goosebumps (despite having heard/watched the darn thing 500 or so times)! ;)
Did I mention I'm seeing them tomorrow night? TOMORROW NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*happy, thrilled ~ excited, happy dance*
Elena: I dropped off something for you at your place. Just in case!
Lewis: *kisses and love to you and Dave*
Sdock and Smoke: Safe travels to, from and while in Florida!! Have fun!!!!! Say HI to Mickey for me and give Donald a great big hug and kiss. Donald was always my favorite!
For pondering consideration today:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why you should LOVE your job:
This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.
Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana .
He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.5 on FM dial in Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest.
Needless to say, she won.
~Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all .
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my
job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a
suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel
powered industrial water heater.
This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit.
This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done.
In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it, however, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my
chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?
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Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
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Hoping none of you have a JELLY FISH BAD day! EVER!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Hi Paperheart, Entropy, CTV, AIP, Professor Anon, The Right Anon and Mel!
WOW! That was extra long.
*blushes*
Sorry Mayo. Sorry everyone!
And, I actually forgot to 'say' something up there.
Here is what I forgot to say:
"Original Punk J said (to Loli)...
But some are still hanging on by the edge of our teeth. :)"
J: That's why you need FANGS!!! Makes holding on much, much easier!
;)
Why the eff am I so sleepy? >_<
Grrr.
Mayo,
Have a great Friday! LOL today, Mayo. Just laugh out freaking loud at the absurdity of the world. ^_^
We will be eating ice cream with Mickkkahh Mouse, Jules and Fimmy today! YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
SS,
OMG, say a little prayer for me and the Nutella, 'kay? Or maybe that we actually make it down there. I swear, my car should be in some kind of 'hall of fame' for cool cars. Why? Well, it has taken me all over the Southeastern U.S. to see MCR and other bands, it has survived jumping ditches and running over 'Welcome to our city' signs, it's survived jumping over medians in the highway, etc, etc, etc. So, it's pretty badass. ^_~
Hope you are having a great week and hope you have a lovely weekend, dude. Miss you!
Hope everyone has a great Friday! WHOOP! WHOOP!
MIIIICCKKKKAAAHHHH MOOOUUUSSEEE!!!
have agreat day you guys!
wendy not leaving for another 2 days yet, I just keep talking about it, I will be v careful and may therefore have to avoid scothch
Mayo,
Mickaaaaaaaah Mouse! Orlando is once again the chosen city. I know it must feel so lucky.
I feel lucky, Mayo. Do you? Lucky, blessed, extremely fortunate...all those things.
Like Smoke said, laugh out loud. Laugh so hard that it makes your eyes rain.
Have a fucking amazing Friday! Seeya tomorrow evening.
Almost forgot to say, "Thanks, dude! Thanks for making this so all this could happen! Hell of a butterfly effect, wouldn't you say?"
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. Uhhh...Mickaaaaaah Mouuuuse!
SS,
Will you toss me some Toast of Salvation?
Umm...please?
Bwah!
You laugh too today! Okay? Okay!
Later!
Hope you have a great time Socky and Princess, Fimmy and Kapunua!
We'll be expecting photos with the obligatory ears ;)
Safe travels. =)
*thinks this may be needed* ;)
And goodmornin' me hearties!
Arrr, well, shiver me timbers it be that time of year again.
Once you have your pirate name, maybe you could try pickin' up some lad or lass with these pearlers.
Pirate pickup line for the guys -
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so jolly?
Pirate pick up line for the girls -
Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a 20 percent decrease in me lice ratio.
And goodmornin' me hearties!
Arrr, well, shiver me timbers it be that time of year again.
Once you have your pirate name, maybe you could try pickin' up some lad or lass with these pearlers.
Pirate pickup line for the guys -
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so jolly?
Pirate pick up line for the girls -
Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a 20 percent decrease in me lice ratio.
Oops! It did it twice!
Sorry.
#^_^#
Catch you a bit later.
Ergo!!! You're still here!!! YAY!
Well, I shall just leave safety/careful/fun orders, for you, for the next 2 days!
Okay, perhaps the scothch is NOT such a good idea. Especially around those jumping crocs!
And, for goodness sake, stay away from those JELLYFISH! ;)
I'm to get a couple of hours of sleep. Much to do today and my nephew will be here to entertain me tonight! Maybe I should try to get at least 4 hours of sleep in preparation for his visit! ;)
Have a good day/night, honeybunch!
*blows kisses and smoooooooches*
*runs back and grabs Possum by the tail and plants a humongous KISS on her snout*
Possum!!!!! I've missed you!!!!!
GREAT to see you back!
PS for Possum: I'll shiver your timbers, anytime!
*wiggles eyebrows and winks*
Okay, now I'm off to bed....
*blows final round of kisses for now*
*one Smallville finale later*
And I'll shiver yours too, 616. ;)
*blows kisses back*
Is that camera charged for Nightwish yet?
Ergo,
About those furry rellies in your tree making a bit of noise at night? Sorry, bad news I'm afraid. They plan to be making use of that tree until spring is over. ;)
Elena,
Sorry to hear there is trouble to do with your Mum. You can't berate yourself for not knowing what others in your family may have known. Sometimes when we are in daily close proximity to someone we love we often don't notice change happening, or the loved one does a great job of hiding it so as not to hurt you. *hugs*
Right. Sorry for the quickie.
Mayo - Tardy aren't you.
SS - Hangloose mothergoose!
See you around. =)
oh well PP perhaps I should be happy the tree is getting some use, though they did provide me with priceless image of hubby (who was leaving for work in darkness at 4 am) with headlamp on, in the front yard hurling a space hopper into the tree at said fuzzy relatives, he didn't hit any but it certainly helped make them move.
tree = free with house
space hopper = $10
watching hubby chucking it at a tree in the middle of the night = priceless
Mayo hows the week been? Hope the last day is enjoyable, and it has to be better than the rest as it's friday!
So you know you only have 2 days to post a new blog before I go, and I know how much you'd hate me to miss reading you before I have to face a week without you!(unless I can sneak on maybe)So, in the vein of international talk like a pirate day.
"Avast me swarthy blaggard, post me a blog so I can see if yer cutlass be as sharp as yer words, and is that a scabbard in yer pocket or are ye just 'appy to see me? Arrrr"
wishing you swabbed decks, fair winds,a strong rudder and buxom wenches a plenty
much love Bloody Prudentilla Flint
xx
SS arrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ye be lost in the Sea of Blogsgasso! Find ye way back to us or are ye a yellow livered land lubber?
Sending you eye patch, peg leg and parrot
Bloody Prudentilla Flint
xx
Goodnight me blogbelieve hearties, sail with ye when the suns above the yard arm
ARRRRRRRR
♥xx♥
HEY EVERYONE! I can't even tell you how sexcited I am! I'm pink bubbling the hell out of Solly, Princess and Fimble Ho. Today is going to be the BOMB diggity!
Mayo, thank you for this blog.
S(S)S, let's hear your pirate name, eh? :D
Oh, the Boychild loves pirates. he sees a skull and crossbones and he goes, "YO HO, YO HO! ARRRR!" And he points to Jack Sparrow and goes, "DACK!" Too cute.
Off to breakfast and then to finally meet my friends! :D
Oh, sorry for the excessive uswe of exclamation points, but I'm all psyched. :)
Ergo, you crack me up! =)
Kapunua,
Exclamation marks are wonderful!! Welcome to the excessively exciteable side!!
And the little fellow sounds a right little pirate in the making. =)
Princess's wild car is going to be having personality problems after being completely pinked. ;)
Happy Fridays t'you all! =)
For the Pirate deficient: A Pirate Talk Translator
Arrr, many happy returns o' the day! Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!
LOL, gives a whole new meaning to "I'ma bury your ass!," huh? ;)
Just popping in!
I'm totally rocking the hell out of my Friday. Everything's on repeat in my head, and it's feeling good.
Jules, Fim, Sdock, and Smoke! Be safe and have fun!
Drink up me hearties! Yo ho!
When the sun came up,
We were sleeping in,
Sunk inside our blankets,
Sprawled across the bed,
And we were dreaming,
There are moments when,
When I know it and
The world revolves around us,
And we're keeping it,
Keep it all going,
This delicate balance,
Vulnerable all knowing,
Sing like you think no one's listening,
You would kill for this,
Just a little bit,
Just a little bit,
You would, kill for this
Sing like you think no one's listening,
You would kill for this,
Just a little bit,
Just a little bit,
You would, you would...
Sing me something soft,
Sad and delicate,
Or loud and out of key,
Sing me anything,
we're glad for what we've got,
Done with what we've lost
Our whole lives laid out right in front of us,
Sing like you think no one's listening,
You would kill for this,
Just a little bit,
Just a little bit,
You would,
Sing like you think no one's listening,
You would kill for this,
Just a little bit,
Just a little bit,
You would, you would....
Sing me something soft,
Sad and delicate,
Or loud and out of key,
Sing me anything.
11:52, that is truly lovely; thank you. I will show that to them once we all get up here. Right now I am going to wait in the lobby for everyone. :D Fim is on her way, too! ^_^
10:31, thanks matey! Did you know I used to be in a street theater pirate group? True story, I was the wench Bellasira and I fought bad gusy with my lacy umbrella. O_o
Pash, PP I wish we were meeting up with you guys, too. Maybe someday we will have a convention, huh? :D
It's after twelve, so I'm off to wait! Bye, and thanks again everybody!
You guys fimble is so beautifuk! Whoop whoop we are waiting for the sisters. Acually she just went for a wee. Later!
OMG! I have been thinking of you guise ALL day! Keep us updated Jules! Have the best time evah!
Hey bean! The sisters are lost
And I think they just killed bambi's mom!
And fim and I jus got hit by a monorail.
Fim,
Your beautifukness makes my eyes rain.
*sings*
You ahhhh so beautifuk
To me!
Can't yoooouuu seeeee?
BEAUTIFUK!
I might seriously have to start using it.
And please be safe! Be well, Bambi's Mother! And don't get hit by trains, mmmkay? That's not cool!
Also, I'd just like to add that if the Crackberry was everyone's primary mode of communication, we would all be some happy, silly, laughing mothereffers, whoop whoop!
We are all sat laughing at slash for picking up the spelling, whoop whoop.
Hope you are all well, i am just watching jules show us what some people look like when they are having a melt down, interesting i say.
bean, i can see you.....
Fimmy! My beautifuk Mancy lass!
A pome for my friends.
The meffers are in O town
Home of Mickeeeh Mouse
What a sexciting adventure they will have
outside of Mayo's house.
Jules, Smok and Solly, and Fim the dirty bird
I know you'll think this pome is the best you've ever heard.
I wish I could be with you
I love you guise like woah
Your friendship means more to me than you will ever know.
I am sending you all so many happy, silly vibes. I hope you all laugh so much the rain pours from your eyes.
"Hope you are all well, i am just watching jules show us what some people look like when they are having a melt down, interesting i say."
And who would that be, Fimble Star?
It's dead in here.
Are there any other anons lurking about?
Not to mention people are probably still at work, just getting home or having dinner. You can't kill a community -unless, you're like a hurricane or something...
We are in epcot an we just looked at a astle for 37 thousand meffing dllas!
Lucy bean Shannon read your poem to us and we all went AWWWWWW! Thank you so much. :Y
And apparently Fim just sa Eliza Cuts. Well, snow White really. Heehee.
Off to Norway. Byeee!
hello
♥♥
:)
Hello
Hello
Hiya Mayo, I've missed you!
Just swinging by to tell all of you hello. I see K, Solly, Smoke, and Fimmy are all out having a wonderful time together. YAY! How sexciting!
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
In Miami, Florida it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.
Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.
In Zion, Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
Things to Ponder
Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
~<:-)
Gosh, looks like someone has time on their hands...
5:32
hmm...
Things to ponder
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa
Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
There is a Massachusetts law requiring all dogs to have their hind legs tied during the month of April.
It is illegal to take more than 2 baths a month within Boston confines.
Slang of the day
pics or shens
A demand made on internet forums to post images of a currently discussed topic. A lack of images is tantamount to a lack of proof; hence the consequence is "shens" or shenanigans. See [pics or stfu] Roughly translated, it means "show images of said topic or I will consider your claim to be false"
5:35
hmm...
Hmmm, all very interesting.
Thanks for the things to ponder!
I gotta run. Hope all of you are doing good. I miss all of you like crazy. SS, you too buddy!
Have a fantastic Friday! (I might have a chance to swing by a little later, hoping to catch some of you here!)
♥ to all of you.
In Detroit, couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.
Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.
In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe
In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).
In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on.
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."
In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
The court rests
Toddles Anima
Toddles 5:35
Toddles!
Thanks for sharing! I am staying on my side of the country I think!
;p
Question: Is non-stop, passionate, hotsex good for you?
5:50
hmm...
5:51
It's ahhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
5:50
Yes, yes and YES!
mmmmmmmmmm
and good morning anons!
*averts eyes*
you guys um........finished?
it's ohhhhhhhhhhhh
:*
crazt aussie laws..
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
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