Way down at the center of the Earth, the core as it is called, the pull is intense. The rest of it, what I see every day, endlessly revolves, but down there it is all held in tight. I want to be that close, leave the cycle, become random. I am a part of the pattern and I know that is why I feel this way. So much of it is polluted.
There is the challenge.
I tried to dig it up once. I wanted to know if it would pull my soul out and then would it also find a place in rotation? Follow me around batting at the back of my head? But, my palms blistered before I made it. I would like to say I did not give up, but I did.
Yesterday, I read in the news that someone had finally reached it. Once they arrived, they made legal claim of the core of the Earth. Stuck a flag in it and gave it a proper name, in a proper way...I hate proper. So, now I want it even more. The rest of it can float off for all I care.
Well, not all of it.
I will try again. This time, a bigger shovel and a pair of gloves might do the trick, save my hands. I will not quit; it is worthy work. When I get there, I will release it. I no longer wish to be a part of its rotation. Instead, I wish for the whole of it to become the rest of it.
p.s. each day the same way and then look at it again if its there, focus.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
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How's your weekend been?
A Man Saw a Ball of Gold
A man saw a ball of gold in the sky;
He climbed for it,
And eventually he achieved it --
It was clay.
Now this is the strange part:
When the man went to the earth
And looked again,
Lo, there was the ball of gold.
Now this is the strange part:
It was a ball of gold.
Aye, by the heavens, it was a ball of gold.
Stephen Crane
Nice, 6:06.
What?
You define me God with these trinkets?
Can my misery meal on an ordered walking
Of surpliced numskulls?
And a fanfare of lights?
Or even upon the measured pulpitings
Of the familiar false and true?
Is this God?
Where, then is hell?
Show me some bastard mushrooms
Sprung from a pollution of blood.
It is better.
I have spent the whole day in the garden and have got three quarters of the way through my new book.
Miss T - good news about Ross's mum!
Yeah thanks GS. She is on the mend. She's still in hsopital at the mo but defo on the mend.
I met a seer.
He held in his hands
The book of wisdom.
"Sir," I addressed him,
"Let me read."
"Child -- " he began.
"Sir," I said,
"Think not that I am a child,
For already I know much
Of that which you hold.
Aye, much."
He smiled.
Then he opened the book
And held it before me. --
Strange that I should have grown so suddenly blind.
Behold, From the Land of the Farther Suns
Behold, from the land of the farther suns
I returned.
And I was in a reptile-swarming place,
Peopled, otherwise, with grimaces,
Shrouded above in black impenetrableness.
I shrank, loathing,
Sick with it.
And I said to him,
"What is this?"
He made answer slowly,
"Spirit, this is a world;
This was your home."
Stephen Crane
Goodnight.
^Yup, that was me. I like that one.
Shoots, I meant Stephen Crane was me.
Good night Stephen Crane anon.
Anonymous said...
Aww anon, you forgot one thing concerning your theory. I actually have *seen* pictures of Kat. She does exist. In my opinion I think she's prettier than Lyn-Z.
No you haven't. You saw pictures of someone who someone TOLD you was Kat while you were stalking Gerard.
June 8, 2008 4:46 PM
I think my head will explode now.
Don't we think that GW and FI are a little too busy to be posting and maintaining a blog? Just a thought. Don't tell me that GW is that psychotic he would sit and do this. I find it hard to believe. Not unbelievable, but hard to believe. What say ye Anon on that? Again, I am being serious and am willing to listen. Or have you left by now
I swear I am gonna cut my fucking nose off.
Don't we think that GW and FI are a little too busy to be posting and maintaining a blog?
Thank you.
MOTHERFUCKER! It's still hot outside.
Just in case you guys were still wondering....
Hi BlogBelievers!
How is everybuddy?
Hiya Solly, how are you sweetie?
Apart from hot that is.
Don't we think that GW and FI are a little too busy to be posting and maintaining a blog?
Yes.
Hiya Sdock.
I am sooooo tired!
Hey, everybody!
Hiya Mustard, how are you sweetie?
Hi Mustard.
Foggy - why do you want to cut off your nose?
Hi, Solly! :)
Hullo, Mustard! :)
Hello GS, hiya mustard. Anon 6:14 I like to think anything is possible, but it could be anyone. Eh.
Cos it won't f*cking stop sneezing GS.
MissTottenham said...
I swear I am gonna cut my fucking nose off.
June 8, 2008 6:16 PM
No bleeding in the castle allowed. Now I am afraid of all of you! all crazy meffers!
*Puts fingers in shape of a cross and hope it helps*
Gulps hard.
Your welcome RW ;)
Not defending or prtotocting anyone. Just a thought.
Hey, guys!
How's everyone hangin'?
Hi GS, MissT, Jules, Mustard!
I'm sweaty and hungry. I think I will have pizza for supper. YUMMMMY!
OOhhh and you all will be super sexcited to know that I have a new blender!! Smoothies for all!
ANIMA, before I forget, I laughed at your dream, not because you were hungry in it, but because me and Smoke were in it. Please know that we would most definitely feed you any sammich your little heart desires!!!
Ha ha ha Thanks anon. Maybe I won't be so hasty with the nose hacking just yet.
How are you today?
Yay for Solly's new blender. Be nice to this one.
Cos it won't f*cking stop sneezing GS.
Oh yeah, sorry, duh!!
Anon - don't be such a Jessie. What's a little blood between friends.
MissTottenham said...
Ha ha ha Thanks anon. Maybe I won't be so hasty with the nose hacking just yet.
How are you today?
June 8, 2008 6:23 PM
I am fine MissT. Actually scareded again...
;)
Did the cross fingers work on any of you?! Damn.
Be back in a bit. I'm gonna hit the showers.
Okay, so here's the thing, I've been sitting here watching the show "Intervention" all day long. For those who have never seen it, it's exactly what the title says...an intervention for addicts. Well, I dunno what's wrong with me, but it kind of makes me want to do drugs. I think it's that I'm so empathetic that I can put myself in these people's places and I know that I am only one fuck up away from being where they are. Or maybe it's that somewhere deep down I envy the fact that they don't give a fuck about anything or anyone. Weird? Yeah, I know. It is, isn't it? I'm a nutjob.
Anyhoo...I know that makes me sound more fucked up than I already am, but sense I am known around this place for being touched in the head with both hands, well, I just thought I'd put that out there.
HUH???? Yes, I just said all that in a pretty meffin long run on sentence.
morning having coffee back in a while
OOOOooooo!
* walks around Mel *
So your Mel? How do you do? I'm GS. Pleased ta meetcha :)
We know you are messed up solly but we love you anyway.
See you later BC.
I am fine MissT. Actually scareded again...
;)
Why so scareded?
Hi & Bye, EP :)
Hi and Bye Ergo. Enjoy the coffee.
gnothi seauton said...
OOOOooooo!
* walks around Mel *
So your Mel? How do you do? I'm GS. Pleased ta meetcha :)
June 8, 2008 6:28 PM
Well, do you like what you see? Checks GS up and down. Nice to meet you too.
;)
anon,
what's there to maintain, he posts and scrolls through the comments, skipping most i'm sure. Mayo only posts about once a week now, so i don't think this blog is taking up too much of his time.
Hi and bye BC.
Hiya Ergo.
I et too much mac & cheese. My tummy doesn't feel too good :(
Oh dear *puts bucket in front of RW*
Then once Innamoratta started insisting to me and every one else in blog land that Mayo definately was NOT Gerard I started to think that Mayo really WAS Gerard. the more they said he wasn't, the more I thought he was. I don't know for sure but I believe it is him. This really is how he acts.
What I really don't get is, if this is true, why did Innamoratta take down the "Gerard's rumored blog" from INO when one of the lovelies asked her to? Huh.
and ss just visits when he can, sometimes frequently sometimes not for weeks. sometimes he will stay and chat and other times he just updates his profile. not exactly high maintenance.
Well, do you like what you see?
You look pretty okay to me. Although I'm not too sure about the fluorescent socks. But, you know, whatever ;P
Ta, Miss T :) But I think I'll be okay. Just got to wash it all down with some iced tea.
MissTottenham said...
We know you are messed up solly but we love you anyway.
See you later BC.
I am fine MissT. Actually scareded again...
;)
Why so scareded?
June 8, 2008 6:28 PM
Let me simplify this as much as possible. Anons are saying that you are all crazy and MCR are all crazy. Blue people are saying that certain Anons are crazy and you don't know this and who doesn't know what. Who knows who, who doesn't. Those in blue magically turn into Anons. (sometimes)
Ya know what? My head hurts. Ow..
6:35 she took it down because she didn't believe it was gw's blog. so she was happy to oblige.
If it makes your head hurt then you can leave anytime you want.
Sdock you want to be on drugs because it will make you victimized and get you more attention from being such a victim. And because Gerard did it
Oh poor you RW :( It sits on your stomach a bit doesn't it. Do you have any flat lemonade? I don't know why but it stops sickness.
Anywho, hello all. Mustard, RW, Sdock, MissT,BC,Anon(s),anyone I missed.
Is it safe to come out?
*clings to mel anon*
I think everyone is crazy except you and me. OK maybe GS is OK too but I'm standing behind you to be on the safe side.
Sounds like a typical day in BlogBelieve to me.
Welcome to the wacky Casa de Mayohnayze!
Orange juice is good for an upset tummy RW.
Hi, Mel :)
Is it, Miss T? I gots some!
Anon,
Yayness! Please psycho-analyze me some more.
Oh and I've done drugs. So...there's that. I'm just not an addict like those folks. I'm not out pimping my body or selling my dvd player for a rock.
Nah, see I think I do drugs more to feel normal and not think so much, but feel free to go on...
Hi Mel,
Good to see ya. How are you today?
Mel - if you work on the principle that everyone is crazy it suddenly all makes sense!
Miss T - maybe GS is OK too You have yet to meet me ;)
what kind?
pain killers, coke, weed, x, heroin, etc....
Anonymous said...
anon,
what's there to maintain, he posts and scrolls through the comments, skipping most i'm sure. Mayo only posts about once a week now, so i don't think this blog is taking up too much of his time.
June 8, 2008 6:31 PM
You think he really does that? i can barely do it and I am not stupid, nor have I been accused of being a rocket scientist either.
You think it isn't done to attact and keep people here? I have no idea either way.
Me, I don't care one way or the other quite honestly. That isn't meant to be sarcastic manner either. I usually stop by to see how people are doing.
I'm not really scared, just joshing. Interesting to see who can outwit who. Or who can come with what they say are the "real" facts.
Gotta get the meatloaf..be back soon.
Look! Frank not wearing a pink belt!
That's good RW.
What is also good is a red dwarf quote.
Our biggest enemy is going space crazy through loneliness. The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes.
- Holly
anon 6:46
yes
LOL GS *edges slowly away*
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
- Holly
If we're talking about famous firsts - my first french kiss. It's gotta be a killer story. Fourteen years old. We went on holiday with my Uncle Frank and his daughters. Sixteen. Twins. Blonde. Now I knew that Sarah fancied me, but I wasn't too sure about Alice. Anyway, middle of the night, I wake up with this tongue stuck down my throat. Wide awake now - I couldn't beleive my eyes. It was Uncle Frank! He'd got the wrong room - he thought I was my mum!
- Rimmer
gnothi seauton said...
Well, do you like what you see?
You look pretty okay to me. Although I'm not too sure about the fluorescent socks. But, you know, whatever ;P
June 8, 2008 6:36 PM
I prefer naked feet myself.
Although the individual toe ones feel nice on the toes. ;)
Miss T - :D
RW - I can just see Holly doing that in her dead pan voice :)
The original male Holly was best.
That was male Holly, GS :)
Oooooo I love those individual toe socks too. They feel all snuggly when you wiggle your toes.
Mustard, I know you said you were tired but you haven't fallen asleep on us have you?
Anonymous said...
anon 6:46
yes
June 8, 2008 6:49 PM
Yes, to which question?
Sorry, attention span is a little sluggish today. Can't do three things at once, two yes, three no. :)
Most all of what you have mentioned.
I dunno though...I never seem to be able to get high or drunk like some, no matter what I do.
Drugs and alcohol just don't work on me, but I know that's a dangerous game to keep playing. Because I'm no different than the next addict, I just haven't reached my limits yet.
I haven't done any of it in months, so, there's that.
LOL, Miss T! I didn't realize that was a Red Dward quote til a couple of sentences in. I thought you were telling us the story of your first French kiss!
I prefer naked feet myself.
An Anon after my own heart. I even do the gardening barefoot.
Miss T - oh my stars! I thought that was your memory until I saw Rimmer. Don't do that to me!!
Sorry, I had to go grab some food!
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought that was MissT's recollection of her first kiss, too!
LMFAO RW. No no no not a personal story ha ha ha!
Solly, I am the same. I haven't really tried drugs but I tried the cannabis cakes in Amsterdam and it did nothing for me.
I also can drink and get slightly merry but never drunk. I sometimes think I'd kill myself with alcohol poisoning before I got drunk.
I have no idea where this tolerance comes from though.
MissTottenham said...
*clings to mel anon*
I think everyone is crazy except you and me. OK maybe GS is OK too but I'm standing behind you to be on the safe side.
June 8, 2008 6:40 PM
Oh, I see you like that too. Feels nice doesn't it? I told you, I am not fully trusting. Hard to break down the walls. I sound like a pink floyd song.
Don't pin me down to anything, yet.
anon 6:56
do you really think he reads every comment
That was male Holly, GS :)
Whoops! Can you tell I don't know Red Dwarf off by heart?
LOL mel anon.
Oh my god GS and Mustard. No way, not my story ha ha ha ha!
I could've pretended it was true and you would have all backed away from me like I was a loony.
MissTottenham said...
Oooooo I love those individual toe socks too. They feel all snuggly when you wiggle your toes.
June 8, 2008 6:55 PM
Yeah, freaky but fun. ^_'
i'm having a really bad day. i need a hello.
Hello.
Sorry, MissT!
Hello, Anon! You okay besides the bad day?
thank you. hi back.
hello.
why is it bad? is someone not returning your calls?
Hi, anon :)
Hello Bad Day Anon!
MissT,
I'm the same. Especially with alcohol, I could drink and drink and drink and die before I get drunk. Weird. It's like my mind never stops.
HI ANON
I hear ya solly.
I kid ye not.
You can buy Dwuane Dibley teeth on ebay.
hello again I'm all coffeed up and the washing is folded
hello missT GS mel sdock mustard RW
and I preferred the original Holly too
but I love Rimmer
*does Rimmer salute*
I'm the opposite with alcohol. It doesn't take much to get me tipsy.
Pot, however, I've never had any reaction to.
here fishy fishy fishy...
*does Rimmer salute back to ergo*
Rimmer rules.
oh hello anon hope your day picks up for you!
You can buy Dwuane Dibley teeth on ebay.
0_0
*wonders if you can also get an Ace Rimmer wig there*
Hi, EP! :)
*looks all around for anon's fish*
Where did you last see it?
Anyway, before blogger ate my post. I was answering an Anon.
Why don't I leave?
I will leave when I feel like it. Almost sounds like someone is getting nervous or do they have genuine concern for my well being. Haven't figured that one out yet. Will definately let you know when and if I do. ;)
Hi Ergo!
How are ya?
Alas, no wig RW.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
Drugs, nah! Drink, nah! Pizza, never fails to hit the spot. Cheesy goodness, yum yum!
why the fuck would you make anyone nervous? full of yourself much?
Hey there, Ergo!
gnothi seauton said...
I prefer naked feet myself.
An Anon after my own heart. I even do the gardening barefoot.
Braver person than I am. I won't go in the dirt in bare feet. The grass and the deck is good for me. ;)
i drink Coke until i'm a bloated mess
I'm gonna eat you, little fishy
I'm gonna eat you, little fishy
'Cause I like little fishies!
-Cat
MissT,
That's what I am working on right now. My little thin and crispy crust personal pan pizza!
My talk earlier was just that I can kind of relate to those folks, that's all.
i drink Coke until i'm a bloated mess
O_o
Bahaha! RW!? Is that poem your own doing?
Anon,
Mel anon is like Miranth. Feel me?
Nuff said.
A personal pet peeve of mine is people ending a sentence with the word "much". It's a grammatical abomination!
Right guys and gals, I have school in the morning so I shall depart.
A fond adieu; to yeu and yeu and yeu.
Good evening All.
Good evening Mayo.
TTFN
I'm afraid not, Mustard. I can't take the credit for that one. It's by Cat of Red Dwarf.
Night night, GS :)
Right. ^_~
i love you so MUCH
Hi anon. Hi Ergo
Yeah, okay anon, you got me with that one!
My mother should have her own cooking show, her own cookbooks and a gazillion dollars.
^_^
Hi everyone!
Goodnight GS sweetie. Sweet dreams.
You enjoy your thin and crispy pizza solly and don't let anyone stop you ^_^
Anonymous said...
anon 6:56
do you really think he reads every comment
June 8, 2008 7:00 PM
Who he? The one that runs this blog? Mayo? Do I disappoint if I say I don't care of he is or isn't?
I am not wrapped up in him if it were GW, thats what I think your saying.
I like the image, fantasy. I know GW is a real person who has flaws like all of us. I don't really care. I wish him well. I think he's hot. I think alot of guys are hot.
Mayo seems ok. never spoke to him/her. Therefore I don't know Mayo. I wish him/her well.
How can I explain this..
Don't care if I ever meet or talk to GW. Might me nice to tell him I think he has potential for so much more and I hope he doesn't throw it away. I think he is intelligent and admire that in him. Thats about as far as it goes.
Is that what you wanted to know? I think that is what you were getting at.maybe this answers your question
Yo princess dude!
you love WHO so much?
Down in the meadow in a little bitty pool
Swam three little fishies and a mama fishie too
"Swim" said the mama fishie, "Swim if you can"
And they swam and they swam all over the dam
Boop boop dittem dattem whattem Chu
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
And they swam and they swam all over the dam
"Stop" said the mama fishie,
"or you will get lost"
The three little fishies didn't wanna be bossed
The three little fishies went off on a spree
And they swam and they swam right out to the sea
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
And they swam and they swam right out to the sea
"Whee!" yelled the little fishies,
"Here's a lot of fun
We'll swim in the sea till the day is done"
They swam and they swam, and it was a lark
Till all of a sudden they saw a shark!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Till all of a sudden they saw a shark!
"Help!" cried the little fishies,
"Gee! look at all the whales!"
And quick as they could, they turned on their tails
And back to the pool in the meadow they swam
And they swam and they swam back over the dam
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
And they swam and they swam back over the dam.
I love that song!
:)
mel anon said...
Might me nice to tell him I think he has potential for so much more and I hope he doesn't throw it away.
I know you probably mean well but that would be such an insulting thing to say to someone. You don't know the first thing about the guy.
Goodnight, GS!
Hello, Smoke!
Hi smokie, mel anon
I also think Mayo is very cunning and witty as well.
From what I've read thus far.
I know Frank is smart. Can't say too much here,as to who, what, why or how I know inside things about him.
I do know he was in the gifted program in high school, for advanced students,very smart.
The good kind of gifted.lol
That is funny, made myself laugh.
I ♥ the fishy song.
haha love cat and the fishies!
fishy fishy fishy makes me think of the surreal bit in the middle of he Meaning of Life.
you did love him so
yup, that's common knowledge mel anon.
*pictures mel anon laughing to self*
OK, have to re-evaluate situation as to who on the blog is officially crazy.
MissTottenham said...
*clings to mel anon*
I think everyone is crazy except you and me. OK maybe GS is OK too but I'm standing behind you to be on the safe side.
June 8, 2008 6:40 PM
I question my own sanity. I guess that makes me sane huh? For the time being at least. ;)
oh that 3 little fishies song is wonderful! I still find myself singing that nonsensical chorus
Gonna have a shower, be back in a bit...
Take care RW
Hey guys, I just came back from Blockbuster with a movie for the evening and am about to go in the shower. But I just got this in my inbox and aside from the lameass "fat" part (I hate that nonsense) it did make me LOL:
THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'will you marry me?'' The girl said 'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End
Not sure about the "camping / doesn't watch sports / pleasant all the time" either but I did think it was funny. My married friend sent it to me. ^_^
Anonymous said...
here fishy fishy fishy...
June 8, 2008 7:08 PM
No, it's here puppy, puppy, puppy. I love that. ;)
what did the blind man say when he passed a fish market?
hi ladies
fishy fishy fishy makes me think of the surreal bit in the middle of he Meaning of Life.
you did love him so
And it went wherever I did go!
"CHECK HIS TROUSERS!"
^_^
Okay, I'm off. Later!
And just in time for the "anon" with the sexist jokes! Ooooh, do a really rude Native American one for me like the last time, dillhole!
See you later RW.
See you later K, Loving the fairytale.
Anon, you are naughty but oh so funny.
No rascist ones though please.
Anonymous said...
i'm having a really bad day. i need a hello.
June 8, 2008 7:03 PM
Hope your day is better.
Sorry, slow to catch up. cooking dinner tha I dont even want to eat. I had a piece of chocolate before..mmm. that was good and was my dinner. :)
i agree MissTottenham. naughty and funny that one is.
Anonymous said...
why the fuck would you make anyone nervous? full of yourself much?
June 8, 2008 7:11 PM
Oh, am I supposed to be all upset naw...boohoo...bwahaha..
Some days yes, some days no.Human just like the rest of you. Don;t go get all bent outta shape.
Chill... breathe...
I have heard it before anon but it always makes me laugh.
Anonymous said...
yup, that's common knowledge mel anon.
June 8, 2008 7:25 PM
Yep. ok
I am full of myself. At least I hope so. If it's not me, who the hell is in my body?
We're playing those mind games together
Pushing the barriers planting seeds
Playing the mind guerrilla
Chanting the Mantra peace on earth
We all been playing those mind games forever
Some kinda druid dudes lifting the veil
Doing the mind guerrilla
Some call it magic the search for the grail
Love is the answer and you know that for sure
Love is a flower you got to let it grow
So keep on playing those mind games together
Faith in the future out of the now
You just can't beat on those mind guerrillas
Absolute elsewhere in the stones of your mind
Yeah we're playing those mind games together
Projecting our images in space and in time
Yes is the answer and you know that for sure
Yes is surrender you got to let it go
So keep on playing those mind games together
Doing the ritual dance in the sun
Millions of mind guerrillas
Putting their soul power to the karmic wheel
Keep on playing those mind games together
Raising the spirit of peace and love
(I want you to make love, not war
I know you've heard it before)
oh are we going to get more jokes?
like the fairy tale K except camping is a lot better with a male..
..who else will collect and chop wood, put up tent, fetch your wine.....
and really late - night GS sweet dreams
missT have you had the McDonalds ad over there where the people stop and a door opens in them and a kid gets out?
kinda creepy
Anonymous said...
mel anon said...
Might me nice to tell him I think he has potential for so much more and I hope he doesn't throw it away.
I know you probably mean well but that would be such an insulting thing to say to someone. You don't know the first thing about the guy.
June 8, 2008 7:21 PM
ok, never said I knew alot about GW. I gave my opinion. Which I have right to do, if you don;t like it, why don't you leave?
I know more about other people in the band.
Boy,no insult anywhere. In fact it was the opposite. Go read last nights posts, ok?
Aw Miss T, you're fine just the way you are
MissTottenham said...
I am full of myself. At least I hope so. If it's not me, who the hell is in my body?
June 8, 2008 7:40 PM
Very witty. ;)
Aw thanks BC sweetie. You are just perfect too.
Nope Ergo, not seen that one yet. I shall look out for it though.
Do you have the c'mon adverts for the vauxhall corsa's? I love those.
Why thank you mel anon, one does try.
Aww.. getting yelled at to go eat and put dinner on the table. I don't wanna, don't make. Ok. see you guys later. You too Anon (s).
Much later. ;)
Nah Miss T, I ain't perfect, far from it, but thanks anyways :)
Bye mel, enjoy your dinner
Well, you look it to me BC.
See ya later mel anon, enjoy dinner.
no we don't have vauxall here, unless it's specifically imported
I saw one ad last night where this boy would get a cheese sandwich and walk to a little jetty and share it with his dog, and then as he grew up he discovered the brand cheese which was so nice he wouldn't share, the dog sits beside him then walks off shot, next thing the boy gets pushed in the water and the smiley waggy dog is left on the jetty,
probably loses a bit in description but it was really funny
What is a seven-course meal on a Sioux rez???
Answer: Six pack of Budweiser & a puppy.
Aw thanks Miss T
It does sound funny Ergo. One-nil to the dog.
what did the banana say to the vibrator?
"what are you shaking for, she's gonna eat me!"
LOL anon, now that one is funny.
LOL anon, now that one is funny.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
So funny I said it twice apparently.
ha ha ha ha! you are on a roll anon.
8:03. 8:06 very good
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!
C'mon 1
C'mon 2
hahaha anon
LOL MissTottenham!
That's a good one.
Why did the indian go to the hotel...
because they gave him reservations!
I just love those little c'mons.
Anonymous said...
What is a seven-course meal on a Sioux rez???
Answer: Six pack of Budweiser & a puppy.
June 8, 2008 7:54 PM
Eww...thats gross. Beer is gross anyway. I can't drink. I won't.
Oh, I don't do drugs like some others do. I would have a heart attack for sure dontcha know.
So unintersetingly boring some are at times. *yawns*
MissTottenham said...
I just love those little c'mons.
June 8, 2008 8:16 PM
I just knew you loved the little c'moms. ;)
8:06 classic!
Did you hear that?
oooh, FACED!
Ooooooo what are you saying anon *looks all shy and demure*
OH missT they are great ads! so cute!!!
Ergo, I love how the blue one wiggles his little ass while driving in the second ad.
Cracks me up every time I see it.
I was looking for some funny ads but you tube doesn't have them :(
MissTottenham said...
Ooooooo what are you saying anon *looks all shy and demure*
June 8, 2008 8:27 PM
Witty MissT, doesn't miss anything. Observant like me I see
oh ME!!!
HOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*streamers and confetti fall*
beer ad
click here
What's this anon?
I'm giving you the one on the right.
ok here are a few, I haven't watched the whole thing (no time right now) but the first is brilliant, the second is creepy,
we have some fab ads here
Back from dinner. Yay ergo! You go girl. Does a happy dance for ergo. ^_^
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