Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tort Law, reversed.

I Think I'll Call Him Walter.

I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.



p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.


("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")

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sdock10 said...

Oooh, nice one Ergo! But my ME is bigger and has !

Fimble Star said...

solly, i disagrre, there. but saying that i was on the beach when you rang and you did put the phone down on me. oh and you did have speaker phone on lol

Fimble Star said...

well done ergo, your me is top again :)

so, who did you send your voice to me on mobile?

Fimble Star said...

RW

i hope you are having a nice time on your farm, see you when you get back

ergoproxy said...

ok fim

on mine which is a motorola razr 3 somthing

I go to messages> create message> options> insert> voice record> then it lets me record 20 secs then send> options> enter email
put the address in and send

it works for photos and stuff too

Smoke said...

I miss RW!!!!!

sdock10 said...

What's up fuckers?

Let's shake this place up a bit.

Mayo, oh Mayo, oh Mayo!

What are you doing? Are you going to show me?

NOPE?

Well, umm ok.

Fimble Star said...

wow, so i have to see if my mobile sends to emails, it should cos it is a blackberry but i will see.

ergoproxy said...

yes I hope Rw is enjoying her farm stay!

sdock yep your me is bigger but mine is still on top!

and what were the anons talking about?

Anonymous said...

Mayo's probably making himself something to eat.

Or watching television.

Or playing outside.

sdock10 said...

TODD???

Are you lurking? We need you. We need TODD!!

Anonymous said...


Mayo, oh Mayo, oh Mayo!


Mayo, oh Mayo, oh WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEN!

Sorry. Had to.

sdock10 said...

or playing sudoku

or doodling

or chewing on a pencil

or flipping through a magazine

or shaking his leg

or throwing a frisbee

WHAT??

Yeah.

Fimble Star said...

over the hils and far away, mayo comes out to play.


nah, he never does anymore.

Fimble Star said...

ergo, wow i have just seen that i can do it. so heck, let me try it ok, just dnt laugh and i aint got a clue what to say. here goes

Smoke said...

Mayo's sitting around wondering how I got so fantabulous.

And how to steal my hair care secrets.

Anonymous said...

And how to get away with keeping your mirror.

Smoke said...

Or he could be deciding the best way to shut me up once and for all.

sdock10 said...

Mayo is laughing his ass off right now at how silly we are.

Or at least I hope so.

Mayo please laugh at me. I'm so damned funny.

NOPE?

Damnit.

Smoke said...

Let's burn something, Mayo.

It'll be fun! X_x

Fimble Star said...

ergo, check your email, i sent it to you so it may show up like yours did.

top special super secret though, of course hahaha

ergoproxy said...

oh I really really hate sudoku!

I just don't see the point, like I don't care if the numbers add up!

anima said...

Anons scare the living shit out of me. Just sayin' because I'm a total dork.

SS, you should come out in your blue cape ... we are all friends here, right... we all wear the blue, it's the cool thing to do. ;)

Fimble Star said...

da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire,

burn, burn, mother fucker, burn

ergoproxy said...

OH FIMBLE!!!!!!

you sound gorgeous!

(and actually a bit like my cousin!)

thank you xx

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna go make some S'mores.

I'm gonna burn the marshmallows, too.

Fimble Star said...

anima, do you like a bit of blue?

*looks over shoulder*

who said that?

Anonymous said...

Mayo could be:

lighting a match
coloring his hair
reading a book
eating a snack
calling his mom
reading this blog

Smoke said...

Niiice. I like to burn stuff. I don't know why.

Fimble Star said...

haha ergo, yeh right, i sound like an 8 year old haha. at least i know of that way to send my voice.

did you notice i had nothing to say, i go shy when i am speaking hahahaha

anima said...

Fimble, send me one too!

Mayo totally gets his kicks from this place. Maybe not all the kicks, but some for sure. ^_^

Smoke said...

Lighting matches is fun. I loved to do that when I was little.

Fimble Star said...

hahaha anon, i thought you said eating smack instead of eating a snack.

Anonymous said...

I bet he gets them off Route 66.

Anonymous said...

I hope Mayo's hair color is ammonia-free if the dude's lighting matches!

sdock10 said...

Lighting matches and coloring hair? Hmmm, could that be dangerous?


Sdock was hanging up clothes. Boring Smoring.

anima said...

Princess, you, Solly, and I would have been setting shit on fire together in the alley way if you lived down the street from me growing up. I know it.

Smoke said...

I totally would. My mama used to yell at me and take the matchbook.

O_O

Anonymous said...

inspired by SSs
What A Wonderful World

what do you think are the 5 the most covered&recorded songs in music?

who did the original recordings?

anima said...

Mustard, there is always some getting of the kicks on Route 66.

Fimble Star said...

nimalina, sent it but heck, like i said to ergo, dont laugh :)
super special secret and all

ergoproxy said...

well my cousin is 22 but you sound so cute!

it's amazing to hear someone so far away


mayo could be...

reading this blog


well if he is..
*waves*
Hi mayo!

Anonymous said...

Man, Discuss, that's hard.

I gotta think.

anima said...

I feel bad. I set things on fire in my house. How stupid is that?!

At least I figured that out quickly and went straight for the junk in the alley way. No matches here, I had lighters!

[has fear of young lurkers who might think it's cool...*disclaimer* well it's not cool.]

sdock10 said...

Yeah TOD, that's hard...let me ponder.

TO GOOGLE IS TO CHEAT!!! Remember that.



Blogger you are a hungry asswhore bitch punk.

ergoproxy said...

Unchained Melody would be one


and I looked it up:
In 1955, North used the music as a theme for the obscure prison film Unchained. Todd Duncan, the baritone who performed in the original Porgy and Bess, sang the vocals for the film soundtrack


I only remember from the Righteous Brothers

Anonymous said...

Well, "Proud Mary" is one.


But, ain't nobody covering "Purple Rain!"

anima said...

Anon, I'm thinking...Landslide has been covered a lot. ...

Written by Stevie Nicks. *crosses fingers that I'm right*

Smoke said...

Oh, shit. I have to google that.

Damn.

anima said...

Ergo, good one!

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Do you have any like benadryl cream or something? My skeeter bites are itching something fierce.

And you know what they say, if you stop scratching it will stop itching.....WTF?

Who comes up with this shit?

Anonymous said...

"Unchained Melody!"

Good one, Ergo.

I love that song.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

The Beatles Yesterday and that song Louie Louie. I know that there is a Bob Marley song that is covered a lot but can't remember the name.

hello everybody

sdock10 said...

Totally with you Mustard on Proud Mary.

Maybe some Blue Suede Shoes.

ergoproxy said...

sdock I only looked up who was the original that's not against the rules is it?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Oh and queen We are the champions.

sdock10 said...

I Shot the Sheriff??

Anonymous said...

yesterday
all my troubles seemed so far away
;)

Anonymous said...

"Bohemian Rhapsody" has to be up there, too.

Fimble Star said...

hello martha,

Anonymous said...



For your nasty obsession, unrelenting aggression,
my thoughts have all been scoured

I'll never erase your sickening disgrace
and you'll still be a coward.

That people are worse than just mean and perverse,
yes, I'm now a believer,

but livejournal voyeurs and intrawebz lawyers
always bring good times!

So bitch, whine and squirm and I will hold firm,
and kill you with these rhymes.

And try as you might to end this through spite,
you still won't end the weaver.

ergoproxy said...

what about Black Betty?

and I know Venus was by Shocking Blue before bananarama

Anonymous said...

Most covered song:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

anima said...

Damn, I need to dig a little deeper. There are a ton of them.

Anon, I'm stumped.

...

Solly, my mosquito bites itch like a motherfucker. I wish I could hand you my hydrocortizone (sp)...that's some good shit right there.

ergoproxy said...

good one weaver!

Smoke said...

Ha!

Anonymous said...

"Happy Birthday" can't legally be sung in restaurants without a license. :)

I want the royalties of that bad boy.

Fimble Star said...

anima, did you get the email?

sdock10 said...

I'm not googling. I am pure and innocent.

Happy Birthday, duh! I'm an idiot.

ergoproxy said...

anima I discovered that Vegemite stops the itching - not that that will be much use to you unless you have some, but it's apparently the vitamin B in it

Anonymous said...

"Yesterday" is a pop song originally recorded by The Beatles for their album Help! (1965). According to the Guinness Book of Records, "Yesterday" has the most cover versions of any song ever written.

Smoke said...

Sonofabitch. I think I hear SS Phantom Kitty outside! ^_^

YAY!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It is free bird and summertime. and the queen song is we will rock you. But they usually play those songs together.


I would like to thank Google for it's help. But if I had just made a guess I would have said Fly me to the moon. I have heard like heard 20 different versions of that song. I think one was even in Chinese.

Anonymous said...

"Yesterday" is the most beautiful and sad song ever written in my book.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Please let the kitty stay lost. Do not find them only to lose them again.

Smoke said...

Nevermind.

False alarm.

It was just my husband snoring.

>_<

Anonymous said...

Smoke, tell that cat I want my fumb back.

;)

ergoproxy said...

isn't White Christmas one too?
originally Bing Crosby


you see on tv shows how they always sing some lame birthday song instead, lol

Anonymous said...

Yup, yup, Ergo!

sdock10 said...

Muahahhahahahha! That's the funniest thing I have heard all day. Go pinch his nose.

Amyranth said...

Anima!

Sorry, I ran away for supper!

To answer your question, I will be going out on Friday night for my birthday. What is happening precisely, I don't know. But I think it will involve a stop at the comic book store, and shopping for my birthday gift, or so I'm told.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think it was no woman no cry for bob marley. I can't get the page to come up again.

ergoproxy said...

Yestrday is lovely - though murdered by many a beginning instument player

Anonymous said...

"Mr. Tambourine Man" and "Like A Rolling Stone"

Then probably "Satisfaction."

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Happy B-day Amy

Smoke said...

Bwah! I used to do that all the time to him. I thought he'd open his mouth but he wouldn't.

Then I realized I might actually suffocate him like that!

So, I stopped doing it. O_o

sdock10 said...

Georgia On My Mind!!!

Yes?

No?

Damnit.

anima said...

Thanks Ergo. I must look into that! Summer fuckers are just around the corner. Sorry for the anger, but they love my legs and it sucks.

Fim, I'm going to check now... :)

ergoproxy said...

hi MJ

amy hope you have a lovely birthday friday then :)

Anonymous said...

*tackles Sdock*

I LOVE THAT SONG!

Ray Charles owns part of my soul.

ergoproxy said...

oh MJ you picked "yesterday" earlier! well done!!

sdock10 said...

Yes, Ray Charles!

Right up there with Johnny Cash owning my soul.

Amyranth said...

LOL, thanks MJ. It isn't really until Monday, but I'll be at the spa all day.

After this week, it should be nice.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Fs and EP. You know what I am eating chocolate cheese cake right now. Just thought you should know.

Smoke said...

Now I'm gonna go to bed thinking of all kinds of damn songs and hearing Ray Charles singing "Georgia On My Mind".

Niiiice.

And I'll probably dream about setting something on fire and watching Mayo color his hair. What color though? O_o

Hmmmm....anyhoo.

Sweet dreams, errbody!

Sweet dreams, Mayo!

Sweet dreams, SS!

Sweet dreams, Albert!

Sweet dreams, SS Phantom Kitty! (Wherever you are in the Georgia wilderness!)

Love you all to pieces!

XOXO

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Roaring Prometheus left fast once you guys figured out it was someone pretending to be SS eh??
------

What part of "Im no one special" didnt you understand? I made it clear I wasnt anyone else.

Kapunua, dont be so paranoid, please. I was trying to befriend you and your friends.

I realize you all have been burned by people before but being jaded isnt the way to react.

ergoproxy said...

hey Albert is back and I just went out and told him how popular he is, he actually flew around me a bit and then went to eat nectar

Fimble Star said...

martha, sounds delicious, can i have some?

Anonymous said...

And I left because I wasnt interested in arguing or hostility. Im still not interested.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight S&V

ergoproxy said...

goodnight smoke sweet dreams!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Here you go FS enjoy

Anonymous said...


the truth floats down the river

and it's ever,
and it's ever,

a glistening shard, just a sliver
a rock a fragment a sherd
a stuttered thought you thought
you once heard ringing bright like a bell

and I'll never,
and I'll never,

not to any of them sell
not for gold or for peace
my fire metal liquid earth air
that shining piece that precious word

so whenever,
so whenever,

you catch the edge, blurred
across your bottom lip
and melting like ice to water
a slow drip you think you taste

hold forever,
hold forever

on your tongue (such a waste)
the tang of metal, or of blood
and hold it back, the truth,
the flood, and never tell,

and never,
and never.

Fimble Star said...

look rp, i am not being hositle or anything but some people may have thought you were a friend because of your name. so they may have thought you were trying to be someone else because there have been times when there have been people trying to imiatate tht certain person. also, it has been crazy around here lately.

Anonymous said...

I realize its been crazy, Ive witnessed it myself and offered my condolences to Kapunua.

I guess I didnt realize one must be part of an inner circle to receive a warm welcome.

anima said...

Goodnight Princess!
Happy Dreams. ;)

Ergo, I just tried it...not sure if it will work. It was different on my phone. You are so good with stuff like this...I appreciate it!

Fimblelina, your voice...oh my! So lovely! I loved it. For real.

ergoproxy said...

oh wow anima I got your voice! thank you it's so nice to hear people!!
(though you didn't say a lot lol)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

SoRp I did think at first you could have been SS. But I remembered that SS doesn't sign in anymore. So I just figured you were someone who liked the name. But as FS said we have had people trying to pretend to be SS and mayo so it isn't taken lightly when someone uses a similar name

Anonymous said...

The lack of apostraphes seems intentional along with the name.

Fimble Star said...

now i am sorry rp, but your last remark was a bit off. no one said there was an inner circle as you so kindly pointed out.

anima said...

RP, you are kind of starting to freak me out.

You seem really nice, but I think it would be best if we could start over. Consider taking a different name since it started out with one of our friend's blog titles. It would make us feel a little more comfortable. I'm sure you can understand that.

Anonymous said...

Well, hopefully you all can learn to trust me. I had a rough day and the welcome I received earlier was much appreciated. Only later did things turn hostile.

I do like the name.

ergoproxy said...

RP it was more your choice of name probably a bit misleading, you could change it if you like
but it seems a lot of anons have cause wariness levels to increase

Fimble Star said...

anima, you lie hahaha

only messing but i wanna hear yours. i heard solly, she is ten shades of cuteness.

Anonymous said...

Ah familiar, style name syntax
a certain apostrophical lack
don't know, pretend to know and
oh where didja come from Cotton Eye Joe?

"Why I declare I've seen the beginning
of this entire affair and never once thought
to open my fingers not since the first
when I quietly lingered! Till now when
I want you to answer my question
so spill it out quick and forget your discretion!
Now don't you be hasty now don't be a BITCH!"

You wanna try to untangle the weaver's hitch?

ergoproxy said...

well can we abbreviate you to RP? to save confusion?

Anonymous said...

RP,
There's no inner circle.
If you came in with a different name say, Roaring Raccoon or something, there wouldn't have been a problem. People just got weirded out.

There Is No Cabal!

anima said...

Ergo, okay let's see what I can come up with...give me a couple minutes while I message you...

ergoproxy said...

oh thanks weaver now I have the song Cotton Eye Joe in my head!!

where did ya come from where did you go...

Anonymous said...

If she came in not trying to trick people and had introduced herself without any stupid tricks yeh it might have gone different.

Amyranth said...

What's everyone listening to?

-A is lost.

Anonymous said...

This was fun! I love thinking of songs. :) Thank you to the Anon who brought it up!

Have a great Thursday night, everyone! Play Hookie tomorrow! ;)
See you all later!


Mayo:

I hope everything's okay, dude. It's been a while since you've stopped in, so I just hope all is well. And if it isn't, that's perfectly okay, too. I just hope you are.

I think I just want to take this time to say I appreciate what you continue to do, be it bad habit or not. I appreciate it either way. Please never feel obligated to search for words to say or find time to come in.

That's when it will all stop.

Sleep well. And eat some Skittles or somethin'.


SS:

Again, thank you for everything you do. You're quite an inspiration to a lot of us, and I hope you understand that. Your presence here is valued greatly. The things you offer are taken to heart, mulled over, and put to good use.

Just, thanks for what you do, dude. Have a great night.

Anonymous said...

I am the modern prometheus hear me roar!

That is obviously a regular to know about that. Now why would a regular pretend to be someone new??

Fimble Star said...

slash, you are a wet. that is not the same, you failed.

goodnight

ergoproxy said...

oh amy it's voice messages from your mobile phone to email, anima just sent me one

Anonymous said...

So changing my name would please everyone?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

PR It doesn't really matter to me but I think a lot of others would feel better if you did.

ergoproxy said...

goodnight mustard sweet dreams

Amyranth said...

Blogger ergoproxy said...

oh amy it's voice messages from your mobile phone to email, anima just sent me one

Oh! I see! My dad uses his phone to send me pictures of my dove from time to time.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

goodnight Mib. and I am off as well. Goodnight everybody.

Anonymous said...

Roaring Prometheus said...

So changing my name would please everyone?


Explaining why you took it from him and why you are a regular pretending to be new might help. It's too late to change it because everyone here knows why you took the name in the first place dig?

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

How are you? Are you footloose and fancy free tonight? What? Yeah, I don't know what that means either, but it sounds like fun. So, what are you doing? Were you sitting there checking your watch thinking it was time for me to appear? Am I like watching reruns of a sucky television show? Maybe not.

I hope that somewhere in all my rambling babbling hot nothingness that you can find some somethingness in there. I hope that I can make you question yourself the way you make me question myself. I hope I force you to listen and to look deeper than you have ever bothered to go. I hope you are continuing to learn things about yourself that you never knew or that you forgot about. I hope that 8 months into this you still get as much back as you have given to us.

I know that I sometimes wallow and dwell. I know my weakness and my faults, my shortcomings. I know that I get lazy, complacent, and comfortable. But thanks to this place, I have also learned that I am a good listener, I am pretty dependable friend, and I am faithful til the end. I have found a voice, amazing people, and maybe a reason and a purpose.

I've seen magic here, Mayo. Pure magic. I didn't think I believed in things like that, but I guess I always have.

And I always want to.

Don't you?

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. You don't have to always see it to believe it. Sometimes you can just feel it.


("Taste the Rainbow.")

Anonymous said...

Just kidding, Mustard!

Have a good night. :)

Fimble Star said...

goodnight martha, sweet dreams

solly, arghhhh you said it haha, you beat slash anyhoot. goodnight and sweet dreams.

Anonymous said...

A name change and better grammer would be a start. I'm not sure what your intentions are, but I'm sure you understand what the problem is with the name choice.

Fimble Star said...

hey, you could be ketchup is better. or bbq sauce is better?

ergoproxy said...

goodnight sdock
goodnight MJ

sweet dreams to you both

Anonymous said...

Comes in, steals, misrepresents
random questions when things get tense,
offsets the tension with false pretense,
unanswered cries "ELITIST OFFENSE!"
and martyrdom leaves little room for defense.
This is the story, repeating, condensed
God damn but these people must think I'm so dense.

ergoproxy said...

roaring worcestershire sauce

sdock10 said...

SS,

What can I say to you besides thank you? I know you would say it wasn't necessary because that's just how you roll, but I have to keep saying it to you. And tonight, words just don't seem like enough. Not for all that you have done and continue to do here.

You always seem to know when we need a good gentle shaking and reminding. We can get a little off track and we have a tendency to wander. We lose our sense of purpose and direction. And here you come, you are like a hand on our shoulder leading us back in the right direction.

Thank you for sticking by us and for continuing to show us what faith, hope, and love are all about.

Suddenly, I'm not so lost or tired anymore.


Always,
S

Anonymous said...


Explaining why you took it from him and why you are a regular pretending to be new might help. It's too late to change it because everyone here knows why you took the name in the first place dig?


QUOTED. Why don't you answer HOW you knew that phrase and why you stole it to begin with?

Anonymous said...

Surely you mean "grammar" anonymous!

Anonymous said...

I dont think youre dense, Kapunua. At all.

Anonymous said...

Talk to me under your regular name, anonymous and Ill answer you.

Anonymous said...

SO not only did you know the "i am te modern prometheus" but you also know that Weaver Girl is Kapunua.

WHy are you pretending to be someone new here??

Anonymous said...

Interesting. Your English skillz suddenly improved.

Original Punk J said...

Hey kids, another flea in the sandbox, eh?

Roaring Prometheus, let me introduce myself. I'm OP J, or just J for short. I will tell you, you're standing on shaky ground with me, having "purloined" SS's persona. I don't take kindly to people who mess around with him. Anyone here can tell you that.

Having said that, I'm going to ask you some questions, and I would appreciate some honest answers.

What's your gender?
How do you know about us?
ARE you a regular?
What are you trying to accomplish here?
Why so reluctant to volunteer info?
Why so interested in K's problems?

J

sdock10 said...

Weaver Girl,

Welcome back, it's been far too long.



BlogBelieve,

Goodnight and sweet dreams.

Love ya'll BUNCHES!

Fimble Star said...

anima, i recieved it. bt cant listen to it on my computer.

eliza cuts gave me a CTD and i dont know how to get rid of it.

i will listen to it tomorrow on the big computer. i promise thank you again hun :)

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Smoke and SDock, hope you both had a good day. Take care.

J

Anonymous said...

What's your gender? Male
How do you know about us? This blog is famous
ARE you a regular? Regular lurker
What are you trying to accomplish here? To befriend you guys
Why so reluctant to volunteer info? Dont have anything interesting to volunteer
Why so interested in K's problems? I like Kapunua and wanted to tell her I feel bad for the shit shes been thru lately.

Thanks for asking, J.

Original Punk J said...

And goodnight Martha and Mustard as well. Sleep well.

J

Anonymous said...

Talk to me under your regular name, anonymous and Ill answer you.


You first, shithead. Everyone knows you're a regular otherwise you wouldn't know to steal SS's name and you wouldn't know who Weaver girl is.

anima said...

Fimblelina, if you are still here...check out your messages. :)

Anons don't go into the conspiracy theories about regulars as anons. I'm really over it.

Honestly the name wasn't the thing that got me...it was the "the drama sucks ass though" comment. It complimented the prior.

In blogbelieve anything is possible. ... that's the fucker of it all.

ergoproxy said...

hello J how are you!

fim I didn't know of these powers! how did you get the CTD?

Anonymous said...

roaring prometheus said...

What's your gender? Male


BULLSHIT


How do you know about us? This blog is famous

BULLSHIT. It is NOT that famous.

ARE you a regular? Regular lurker

BULLSHIT, why all of a sudden are you coming out now and stealing someone else's name?


What are you trying to accomplish here? To befriend you guys

BULLSHIT, your first few posts were ty start trouble and pretend to be SS using his name.


Why so reluctant to volunteer info? Dont have anything interesting to volunteer

BULLSHIT, volunteer info is all anyone does here and you know that.

Why so interested in K's problems? I like Kapunua and wanted to tell her I feel bad for the shit shes been thru lately.


BULLSHIT since you are probably one of the ones who started it.

Thanks for asking, J.

anima said...

"roaring worcestershire sauce"

Why am I still laughing at that?!

...

Fimblelina, no problem. You'll get to it when you can. It was truly lovely to hear your voice. Thank you. :)

ergoproxy said...

RP you certainly created a bit of drama, the name choice wasn't the greatest decision, but I would give you a chance to show your intentions are nice and benign

so what sort of things do you enjoy?
food?
passtimes?

Anonymous said...

doesn't worchetshire sauce make zombies?

Original Punk J said...

Hmm...ok, let's see.

Oh btw, HELLO everyone else, Anima, Ergo, the I. Weaver/K, whoever else I've unintentionally missed.

Ok, RP. Back to you.

How long have you been lurking?
Do we know you under another name?
Why wait until now to make an appearance?
Why choose part of SS's "motto", why not go with something all your own?
"You're famous" doesn't quite satisfy my curiosity about how you found us. How?
Even if you think you're not interesting, we still like to know the persons we're talking with. So, some info please.

J

Anonymous said...

Bullshit anon, you really have great things to add to the discussion.

Once again, get under your real name and Id be interested in talking to you.

I really and truly only wanted to make friends after lurking for so long.

ergoproxy said...

Blogger anima said...

"roaring worcestershire sauce"

Why am I still laughing at that?!


because worcestershire sauce rules!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I am the modern prometheus. Hear me roar.

May 8, 2008 4:21 PM

Six minutes later there you are for the first time.

Anonymous said...

Ergo, Im quite the foodie! I love italian, chinese, pizza, vegan, soup...

Im quite the little devil on a pair of roller blades and I can open up a can of whoopass at dodgeball.

What about you?

anima said...

Good questions J!

Nice answers RP. You know what it's all cool (and the gang..{fuck, did i just say that?])...but just be yourself okay. We have built a lot of trust around here and well if you want to hang out, then we need you to be yourself. Not 'hinting' you maybe one of our close friends.

Anonymous said...

A Sicilian Sonnet for S(S)S

This one's for you, a whisper in your ear
for all the kind thoughts you've thought to impart.
It isn't much, but know that it's sincere
and every silly rhyme is from my heart.
Left on my own, I always persevere,
yet so much better when you're taking part
and smiles are brighter when we know you're near
and linger for a while when you depart.

It's hard to bear the malice-filled unknowns:
as they endeavor to disgrace and shame
the mayhem that they've wrought, it really sucks!

So thank you for the words, and for the Ramones!
Your kindness in the dark was like a flame
though next time you should upload songs by HALLUX!

ergoproxy said...

anon doesn't it cure zombies according to South Park

worcestercistershire sauce

Original Punk J said...

Why thank you, Anima, I aims to please. :D

Hey Ergo, I saw Albert was excited about his newfound attentions! How cute was that? I think he SHOULD have his own blog. Hey, maybe ALL the Mayo Critters should have a blog, one blog for all of them. How fun would that be?

J

ergoproxy said...

ooops my bad sorry you're right

do NOT mix worcestershire sauce and embalming fluid!

Anonymous said...

Im not one of your close friends.

Anonymous said...

Now it's time to pack up the loom,
to dream cherry blossoms and brittle light
and in morning face the drag and the gloom
My dear, check the time, no use for good night.

Anonymous said...

couldn't remember, ergo. Knew it was one or the other. My South Park trivia skills are very rusty.

ergoproxy said...

we don't play dodge ball over here, it looks a little violent sometimes, we have similar games but it's people in the middle and 2 to throw the ball and try to hit them

Original Punk J said...

RP, still waiting for those answers.

J

Amyranth said...

How do you know about us? This blog is famous

Great. We're eFamous.

Sure, you passed one of The Punks, but now you gotta get the approval of the two hicks outside on the Porch. One is sitting with a piece of straw in her mouth, and a Tony Stewart ballcap on. The other one is wearing dirty coveralls and polishing a gun while rocking on the porch swing.

-A

anima said...

"worcestershire sauce" rules in so many ways, but saying it out...nothing like it.

Original Punk J said...

Oh no, Amy, RP hasn't passed me yet. I've got a few other things to find out first.

Are you excited about your spa day? :)

J

Anonymous said...

How long have you been lurking? Since the beginning.
Do we know you under another name? Probably not.
Why wait until now to make an appearance? Felt bad for Jules.
Why choose part of SS's "motto", why not go with something all your own? I like this.
"You're famous" doesn't quite satisfy my curiosity about how you found us. How? I dont remember originally.

Fimble Star said...

sorry for my little walk about, i was replying to an email.

anima, it is my pleasure, but be sure to keep it under your hat. you dont want people thinking you have an 8 year old friend hahaha.

ergo, lol. it was a joke we had in chat tongiht, you must have been on your little walk about at that point, you went quiet for a short while. CTD means, computer transmitted disease. i went to listen to the radio show last ngiht i think, but it gave me a virus on my computer. well, i say eliza gave it to it.

rp, how old are you, if you dont mind me asking?

ergoproxy said...

obviously mine are too anon! I do remeber the episode though I loved the way they said it, so I googled it and you were right, it fell in while they embalmed Kenny, and they rang the information line ,and it was like "if your friends have turned to zombies press 3"

Anonymous said...

How long have you been lurking? Since the beginning.



Now you're just asking for it.


Why wait until now to make an appearance? Felt bad for Jules.


You lurk enough to know our real names and the first time you post is to steal SS's name and ask "Jules" questions about her job when you know what's what the anons are trying to take from her in the first place?

I don't blame her for running from you.

Fimble Star said...

goodnight weaver beaver. sweet dreams, and welcome back.

Anonymous said...

I didnt ask anything about her job except what her surprise was. I didnt need specifics. I was just trying to show interest and lighten the mood.

Youre an angry elf.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Okay I am watching Ugly Betty. Than going to bed but I have been reading.

Hello J Amy Haha. Ep Worcestershire sauce makes you a zombie if you use it as embalming fluid in someone with it.

Anonymous said...

Run from? No, not for the wide world. I just don't have time for games and am going to bed.

Awww Fimble Ho. ^_^ You make my heart* feel loved. :D






















*Ass

anima said...

*out loud*


Fuck. I hate editing.

Anonymous said...

this blog is more well known in some circles than some of you think

tread lightly

ergoproxy said...

*makes mental note not to listen to interview*

gosh will my life ever be complete without it?
*throws hand dramatically over brow*

Anonymous said...

If S(S)S comes about while I'm at work or away or whatever, can someone point him in the direction of that sonnet? It's for him.



Well obviously. ^_^

Martha Smith-Jones said...

And why in the hell where they playing NKOTB on Ugly Betty

Fimble Star said...

i didnt knwo your heart had an 'ass'

well, beat me blue with a silver shoe, you are one crazy beaver.

jules, shhhhhhhh



















taste the rainbow

Anonymous said...

Im leaving now. I hope when I come back tomorrow, you can be nicer.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Treat others as you would want to be treated.

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Weaver K, hang in there, all right? For the record, even though we're not the best of friends (Understatement of the Decade), I deplore the harrassment you've been getting and are continuing to get. You don't deserve that.

Sending good thoughts your way.

J

ergoproxy said...

goodnight kapunua sweet dreams and sleep comfortably

Fimble Star said...

tread lightly?

meaning the conversations?
does this mean we cant talk abotu certain issues?

Amyranth said...

J, of course!

Especially today, when I twisted my ankle and managed to make my shoulder hurt somehow.

And when I wake up in the morning, there will be 25 cm of snow on the ground.

It's a GLORIOUS DAY in Canada. :P

-A

Amyranth said...

information said...

this blog is more well known in some circles than some of you think

tread lightly


Exactly where would those circles spin to?

-A

Anonymous said...

Identity theft is for losers. If you do come back tomorrow try being yourself.

ergoproxy said...

bye RP, you too!

Have pleasant dreams

Amyranth said...

Also, Ergo, your chicks are adorable.

We have Button Quail at work that have laid 4 eggs.

We're gonna be parents. :P

-A

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