I Think I'll Call Him Walter.
I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.
p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.
("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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Hi Mayo. I'm surprised to see you here this time of day. I hope all is well in your world.
Tort Law reversed is Walt rot.
Hey mayo note to self do not blog and drive but i had to say hello
Sorry none of the regulars are around Mayo. I guess anons just aren't your thing. I did read your post again and it made me worried for you. Stay strong Mayo and lock those demons up. You don't need them to keep you company
Afternoon Mayonaise,
I would read it but it's "Trashy Mag Day" and I'm off home to fill my mind with scandalous gossip.
Have a good night E & Anons!
Kass xx
I love your imagery of the brain, or um, I think that's what you were describing. Thanks for the new post, you always entertain and make me think. I can use the intellect stimulation, most days I feel like mush up there.
Not referring to insane "TIN[K]" I hope!!
hi there mayo!
ok i think i know what you are say (kidding!) must go and re read!
how are you doing?
Hiya Mayo.
This is going to take me some time but if you're talking about those nasty plaguing thoughts and all, well I hear you. I was just talking about this to one of my friends the other day.
I'll get back to you on this when I understand it better--or at least think that I do.
I hope you're well.
Hello everyone,
Hello mayonaise,
I am unable to give;think unimportant to receive.
These past weeks, my words sucked. I chose not to display them.Please forgive my dark absence.
Present,just not accounted for.
`sc
All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
Well you know we're going to ask. ;)
Tort:
a wrongful act, not including a breach of contract or trust, that results in injury to another's person, property, reputation, or the like, and for which the injured party is entitled to compensation.
Is this about that stupid Emma/Paul story? Cuz then wouldn't we be back to Gerard insinuations?
Mayo, do you care to share what that one stubborn one is? Or is that too personal?
Well anyway, you get more and more like Hannibal Lecter you know--without the whole killing and cannibal thing--and also (I haven't told you this in a while but I do often think it,) you really do use your tongue purdier'n a twenty dollar whore.
i'm trying to link the title to the ps?? did you have an accident or something mayo whilst wearing a dress?!! and you are not claiming!!
fuck!
hello SC nice to see you.
hello everyone else around.
12:05, I wasn't thinking so, but what do I know? Is it wrong of me, by the way, to picture Paul McCartney everytime someone brings that up? O_o
is walter the stubborn fucker who refuses to relent??
why am i even asking??
i should shut up, i always make myself sound stupider than i am!!
Is it wrong of me, by the way, to picture Paul McCartney everytime someone brings that up? O_o
oh good god YES kapunua very wrong! fuck you made me laugh though!
i think paul mcCartney has his own bunny boiler!!
Anyone on here ever heard of Coheed and Cambria? My brother thinks I might like them, that's what he said when he got over the shock that his 41 year old sister's favorite bands are The Used and MCR. I don't know if he thought I was sitting around here grooving to Barry Manilow and Kenny G or what.
Mayo, I know it pisses people off when I do this and all, but how are you? Whatchya doing? Is it nice weather where you are? It's very nice here, finally warm enough to go without a sweater. Did you eat breakfast today, or lunch? Are you comfy? Are you as peeved as you sound in this post, or did something nice happen too at some point?
Just thought I'd throw that all out there, up to you if you answer.
oh good god YES kapunua very wrong! fuck you made me laugh though!
i think paul mcCartney has his own bunny boiler!!
OMG, BUNNY BOILER! I'm stealing that expression from you.
Yes, I totally, throughout that entire badly written ordeal, pictured her with Paul McCartney. It gave the story an entertaining edge it would otherwise have not had.
it doesn't piss me off K! i want to know all those things too!
carrie no i haven't! my brother has appalling taste in music these days!!
but he did introduce me to queen and david bowie and dire straits when i was young!!
better Paul McCartney than Paul Williams. Or maybe that would have made it even funnier.
Yes, I totally, throughout that entire badly written ordeal, pictured her with Paul McCartney. It gave the story an entertaining edge it would otherwise have not had.
was it a young paul mcCartney or the older version???!!
The older version, FASC, as he is now. :)
Paul Williams is good too, though, for an image.
My parents are in a country phase right now, and every time I go home it's all Toby Keith or whoever sings about putting a boot in someone's ass. I just try to turn my hearing off for that week, which is usually a good thing to do when I'm around my parents, in general.
or Paul Anka.
The older version, FASC, as he is now. :)
erm....thats just plain wrong K!!
very funny though!
It's so wrong FASC, but it feels so right. ;D
Mayo, did you bugger off already? I hate when you do that. Oh well, while you're in the kitchen, why don't you make me a sandwich.
Gotta go do some more mushbrain housework, have a nice rest of the day/evening, guys.
seeya carrie!!
mayo you aren't coming out to play then??
no worries. hope you are OK though??
i am burning my kids tea so i've got to go also!
bye for now everyone!
you really do use your tongue purdier'n a twenty dollar whore.
Niiiice, Mayo. ^_^
Hey! How's you?
Hey errbody!
Hi, La Principesa. ^_^
Oh wait, one more thing, I'm supposed to say Hi from Entropy. She's on the road heading to see The Used again. She would smack me all up if I forgot, she's mean that way.
Hi!
Gotta go back to work now. BOOOO!
Tell'em I don't have to, Mayo!
Grrr.
See you all in a bit!
Must ponder.
Will be back.
I hope you're well, Mayo. I hope you all are. :)
Mayo, does it bug you when we don't get you right away (or at all) and we end up changing the subject? Sorry, I hope that doesn't come across as rude. It's just that it takes some time sometimes, and that's if we ever figure it out at all.
Hi Splash, I missed you. I sent you e few emails, did you get them?
Hey guys, look at this photograph I just took of an adorable fuzzy bee on my apple blossoms.
Hi Mayo,
Someone spring cleaning on you? Stirring up old memories that you have already walked away from?
I had been searching my home for a journal I had written years ago. I was ready to share what I wrote in it with my husband. I tore apart the house from top to bottom. I never found it. It seems to be lost, but I did find a lot of other stuff. Some of it was good and invoked great memories. Some of it invoked nothing - so I tossed it.
It was interesting how a paper bag meant so much to me so long ago that I had to fold it neatly and put it in a safe place, but after 20 years, it's lost its meaning.
Ah well, such is life I guess.
I hope you're having a nice day. It's beautiful here and I am once again trying to find a way out of work early.
(brought to you by the letter "J" and the number 5)
Hi Jennicula! I recently did the same thing, and you know what's funny? I lost a notebook, too. That kind of stuff really bothers me. It makes it seem as if things never happened.
Hiya Kapunua.
I know the journal has been hidden someplace "safe" I just don't remember where. It's a bummer because it's chocked full of pictures and stories. I'm sure I'll find it one day when I'm looking for something else.
How was the show last night?
Hi Mayo.
Hi Everyone. How are you all?
Hi Safe!
Jennicula, the show was tremendous. We had some problems early on in the pit (yeah, my Mom was in the pit!) but the band was brilliant. I'm going to make a big huge review. ^_^
I hope you find tha tnotebook. Damn, I would be going crazy.
Are you going to be on AIM later? I miss chatting with you!
Hello K! *hug*
I'm going to try to be on later tonight.
Yay for Ma in the pit! What a cool mother! My mom would never go for that. She would be like, "Excuse me, young man, could you please stop touching me? Excuse me, young lady, does your mother know you dress like that? Jen, this is NOT the crowd I picture you with. I'm too hot. It's too crowded. I need to leave, it's almost my bedtime."
Jenn, one really rude guy (you know the one: he's 6'5" and he has to stand right in front of you, balancing a beer bottle on his head and yelling about how the band sucks?) stood in front of my Mom and shoved her. She shoved him back and told him that he should be more careful because there were smaller people around him. My young cousin, who is around 5'6", and my friend from work who is 4'11" were right behind him. O_o
You sure we don't have the same mother, Jenn? ^_~
Okay, one last thing before I get fired....
("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")
Mayo,
Whether you meant to or not, that made me laugh cuz I pictured us all on a little spoof on Sesame Street. So, thank ya, dude. ^_^
I'll get back to you all later this afternoon!
Have fun!
XOXO
Shoved her?
0_o
WTF?! Man, I tell you, kids today!
Hey Smok, my mom is pretty prim and proper. I don't know where I came from, but my father swears he found me at his local watering hole.
I'm witchoo, must work a bit more before they finally fire my ass.
Have a great afternoon gang!
Good afternoon, Mayo!
Torts and Walter, well, that's pretty unusual. On the question of images or the vagrants, I think I'll vote for the vagrants. Loitering, sleeping, in the way. Vagrants, or visitors who won't leave. About the same, though, yeah?
Although they also sound like Vultures, a little.
More like trying to find items for a garage sale: stuff that YOU don't think is important, but someone else may find invaluable and will pay anything to have.
L says, "Don't believe what you hear, don't believe what you see, if you just close your eyes you can feel the enemy.
"And you can dream, so dream out loud...so don't let the bastards grind you down."
"Love you, sweetheart."
And on that note, I bid you adieu for now, and will talk to you later.
Family, we'll bd back on after the pain meds kick in...;D
Love from J and L
My motto:
"Who the fuck needs gray matter anyway?"
Still needs to sink in, but I understand, sort of. My hemispheres like to battle, too. And actually, I found a song talking about the brain and how the writer's brain does it, too, and I was all like, "Wha?! Dude. I. Get. You." It was pretty amazing.
I like it, Mayo. It's making me think. Brain, think, think, brain. Brainthink. Thought Police. Stream of consciousness.
Out of here for now, but rest assured I will have so much to say tonight.
I'm laughing at the world, and the world is laughing back so much fucking harder.
Anonymous said...
Tort:
a wrongful act, not including a breach of contract or trust, that results in injury to another's person, property, reputation, or the like, and for which the injured party is entitled to compensation.
Thank you, Mayo, for the explanation.
Oh, by the by, Jen, I ♥ you and I'm sorry for not having gotten back around to your blog.
I love the song, and it made me laugh. I even made my own tune up because I didn't know how it went. Should have seen me. I was walking around just humming, filling in shit, and then all of a sudden I'd sing "ROLLERSKATES!"
It was one of those "You'd have to be there" type things.
Anywayz, I hope you're all spiffy as shit.
Jules: Can't wait for the review! I'll sheet my pance, I'm sure. ;)
Hi SS!
Yep, we made it back in one piece, although it's a really sore piece and could use either a Jacuzzi or a massage. As we have neither, pain meds and the couch will have to do.
We had a fantastic time on our trip; Memphis and St Louis were great. The concerts were excellent, MCR did not disappoint (in fact they put more effort and energy into playing than we were expecting!). Columbus and the Pit left a little to be desired, but yeah, well, whaddya gonna do.
Overall, though, St Louis was my favorite, for lots of different reasons, none of which I will bore you with. Suffice to say, all around, it was wonderful.
Gotta go for now, my wrist wants to come off from the typing. I'll talk to you later too, ok?
I love you, Precious, take care.
J
My luggage has apparantly arrived at Saskatoon airport and is either en route to my parents' home city by bus, or will be shortly.
I'm still of the opinion that I will believe it when i see it.
*noticed new post*
Oh. Hi, Mayo. Ever lose your luggage?
Anyway, I'm off. Have a good day, all :)
Bye RW. Sorry about your luggage.
hello, everyone.
hope ypu are all well and happy.
i have just return from the beach so i need a shower .
mayo thanks for the new post and heck its tuesday so taste the rainbow ;)
Hi Fim *hugs*. What you been up to?
Aw, Carrie, there wouldn't be that much smacking.
My ass is late getting on the road. Like, way(whey), but it's cool.
I'm seeing The Used tomorrow and thursday and coming back Friday.
See ya all then! Everyone be good and jappy babby!
Also, FASC said Frank bottomed and Gerard topped. It made me laugh too much for a normal day.
Oh! And Wassup Mayo! Nice new post. Thanks and all that.
FASC said Frank bottomed and Gerard topped.
0_0
I'm glad you said it and not me, anon!
Where is errabody?
I'm here. Where are you?
I'm here :)
My luggage isn't, but I'm here.
I must have missed you again, Safe :(
I'm off now. Have a good day!
Good Afternoon mayonaise;
I have no clue what the fuck this post means, and I am assuming that it's directed at someone. I read this over and over and over, and the song that was playing in my head while reading it was "Being For The Benefit of Mr. Kite!" from the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. I don't know why the fuck it was there, but it was. =]
I'm off for a walk, to think some stuff over.
xoxox;
- 007
<3
Anon at 1:20, sorry but that was not Mayo. I looked up Tort and I thought I'd share so others wouldn't have to. Although I'm probably the only one who didn't know exactly what it meant.
Hullo?
Anybody here?
Also, FASC said Frank bottomed and Gerard topped. It made me laugh too much for a normal day.
entropy i was wracking my brains as to WTF this was about!! but then i realised, it was about which of the masks in the TBPID package the MCR members designed!! i can't wait to find out!!
what does anyone here think?? i thought gerard top left, frank bottom right, ray top middle?? i am probably very wrong!!
hello anyone here!!
so its bugging me what the walter bit is about mayo??!! when i think of walter i think of walter mitty. so is this all fantasy or something??
fuck knows!!
one day mayo can you explain all your posts to us??!! actually i know its none of our business. i forget sometimes this is your blog!!
and the PS?? by the outing do you mean an outing or an outing of something??
i know you aren't going to answer and that is fine! just thinking aloud as usual!
Anon at 1:20, sorry but that was not Mayo. I looked up Tort and I thought I'd share so others wouldn't have to. Although I'm probably the only one who didn't know exactly what it meant.
no anon. judging my comment about it i wasn't sure either!!
hello RW!
Hi, FACS! :)
*whispers* I didn't know either.
I think Gerard's is top left too. As for the others... no idea :/
oh thats good RW!! law isn't my thing! hey lots of things aren't my thing!!
you good?
when will the missing luggage be returned?
i thought the eye crosses were very frankie like??!
i don't know how good at art the other three are??
Well, if Air Canada's info is to be trusted (and that's debatable) then my luggage should arriving sometime this evening.
We'll see.
What are you up to today?
The word Revenge popped into my head when I read this.
I expected Frank's to look finger paint-like, such as top middle.
Well, Three Cheers for it, anon. I guess it works for some.
thats good RW re the luggage! fingers crossed.
maybe frank's is top middle?? i think its cool though! i am looking forward to wearing them! what a saddo i am!!
my day has been fine thanks RW. same old same old really! it's already 20.47 here!
Sorry RW. I thought you had gone so I went to eat.
Did you order the Black Parade Is Dead package too, FASC? I'm going to hang the mask on the wall when it arrives. I think it's only one mask per package, yes? I guess that way if you want them all, you'll have to order multiple copies! :S
I'm off and on, Safe. No worries :)
It's kinda dull at my parents place and there's not much more to do than wander around their apartment, & hop on the computer every once in a while. It should get better tomorrow though, I'm going to the family farm.
hi safe!!
no i think its all five!! it better fucking be all five!! shit! i'm going to go check. yes i have ordered it obviously by the way i am freaking out!! have you listened to the live tracks?!! the crowd sound fantastic!!
You get one mask allocated at random.
Do you have a favorite mask, Resurrected Wreck?
Inside the special edition, you'll find the DVD tucked inside of a collectible pinewood coffin box with our logo burned into the top. Also, inside, you will receive 1 of 5 Day of The Dead-esque masks we each designed. We had a blast designing them, and hope you have a blast wearing them, (or whatever else you choose to do with them).
oh shit i didn't read mikey's email thoroughly enough!! i want all five!! i know i am greedy! shit now i don't know which one i am going to get!!
its like at macdonald's!! the kids get upset if the toy isn't the one they want!! i am going to have a tantrum!!
I think I prefer top middle, anon. It has a Venetian blanc Carnaval mask feel to it.
I couldn't access the downloads, FASC. I had to just skip them.
blogger ate me!!
thanks anon.
i want the crosses on the eyes one i think.
hey it'll be interesting to all share which masks we get!!
SS, I hope you have put that ouiga board away. I "played" with one when I was a teenager and after one awful experience I will never touch one again. Let's just say it involved a ventriloquist's doll in my friend's closet.
I couldn't access the downloads, FASC. I had to just skip them.
oh well RW you will get them with the package!!
am i childish to giggle at the word package??!!
Bye RW
Hi FASC and Anon. How are you?
I wans't going to buy it. I swore to myself that I would wait until somebody downloaded it to BN or youtube to see it. Then some evil person posted the trailer on BN and I had to get it. $74+ for the whole thing! I've tricked my brain into thinking that it's my birthday present from me to me.
What are the masks made of?
If I get Gerard's it's going straight on Ebay!
Why couldn't you access them?
blogger ate me!!
0_0
I got some error message when I tried to download them. I can remember exactly what it said.
RW, ignore that I said bye to you. I thought you were leaving for some strange reason.
Has anyone else had problems downloading them?
oh well RW you will get them with the package!!
That's what I figured. No rush, I don't mind waiting.
I got all three of mine. Do you wnat me to send them to you?
I can't spell today.
$74+ for the whole thing!
me too safe!! as long as the figure isn't in pounds i pretend i am using monopoly money!!
anon i had trouble with 2 of the tracks but it worked when i tried it again.
Actually, Safe, I do have to log off. I am making a batch of perogies with my mother this afternoon & she has just informed me that she's started rolling out the dough.
I'll be back on later. Hopefully my luggage will have arrived by then!
Have a good day :)
oh bye RW!! have fun! hope you have a good time with your family!
farawaysoclose said...
$74+ for the whole thing!
me too safe!! as long as the figure isn't in pounds i pretend i am using monopoly money!!
Oh, I'll try that too. Extra piece of mind!
Let's just say it involved a ventriloquist's doll in my friend's closet.
oh shit!! those things are so scary!!
i don't know the exchange rates safe so it could be really cheap??!!
It's roughly about half, so about £35, I'd say.
oh well!!
i am so skint anyway!! whats a few more pounds!!
a lottery win is the only way i will pay my credit card off!!
Me too. I'm supposed to be saving my money for a trip to Japan as well. Why do I do this to myself?
farawaysoclose said...
anon i had trouble with 2 of the tracks but it worked when i tried it again.
Thank you Farawaysoclose, thats good to know! I hope you enjoy rocking out to them!
TJ wanted me to tell you all she is in line for tonights show and just got a ticket for tomorrow nights show too!
Me too. I'm supposed to be saving my money for a trip to Japan as well. Why do I do this to myself?
i know safe!! i don't know why!!
absolutely anon!
elena thats great!! she is getting to see another gig tomorrow! what about MSG is that just not happening??
Lucky TJ!
T-This
I-is
N-not
C-close
I have no idea. Maybe he just chose random letters.
Hola!
Totally forgot to remind you guys, but according to LJ, apparently, and I stress apparently, TBS will be performing not only at MSG, but also at the two PA shows.
Now, I kid you effing not, what would be way awesome if all 10 of those dudes got onstage and did the Pennsylvania Polka.
I would die, and you all would, too. ;)
Be back in a bit!
Prepare to die.
hey mustard!!
Death by blogging, anon?
Or is this a quote from Princess Bride?
Hi Mustard, FASC, Anon, Elena, Safe, and anybody I missed!
Nevermind, Maybe I should read the comment above me.
Hi Mustard!
I'm so scared...
Hi Star!
Hey Safe, how are you?
Okay, had to go get me a beverage. I iz fursty.
Prepare to die.
*adds semi-colon and right parentheses to ward off ominous feeling* ;)
Hey, FASC! Hey, Star! Hello, Safe! Elena! and RW if you're still around! Hello to all of the Anons, too!
Soooo many anons. *screams*
hi star!!
So how many anons are here?
Why has it suddenly gone dead?
blurb
4:26 was responding to Mustard
ok i know i don't want to but i have to go now guys!!
my man is home and in order to prevent any form of fighting it has to be done!!
take care guys!
have a fun evening!
love to you all!
See you later,FASC! Have a great evening. :)
Have a good night, FASC!
TJ is still hoping to get tickets for NY.
She has been in line at the venue since 5 am. I left her at the bus station in Ohio and the bus she could get arrived in PA at that time. The chick went straight to the venue!
Bye FASC.
I'm sorry. It has to be asked. How's listening to Ye Olde Cutzie interview later?
I will be asleep.
You guys are so quiet!
...seeing that she kept him on an "emotional leash".
Yep. Talk more! lol.
Will you be listening later MIB?
Yes, talk, damn it! ;)
Nah, Safe, probably not. I really have no need to. :)
Review of last night's concert, All here in my journal. It's a personal account, so very rambly with lots of opinions, and lots of info on The New Guy, too. The videos are very bad visually, but the sound is kinda good and you can hear the new song, too. ^_^ Hope you enjoy!
I will break it up and post a shorter version here for those of you who can't watch the videos and / or can't load the page because of low bandwidth.
Back :)
New song, wha?!
Awesome!
Can't wait to read!
Welcome back, RW! How are the pirogies (sp)?
Damn K!
That'll take me a while to read. Thanks for posting it.
Hey, RW!
Fantastic review Kapunua!
Hey guys :)
Perogies are stuffed full of goodness (potato and cottage cheese in this case) and are rising under some warm towels. They will be ready for boiling in a half hour or so.
Thank you very much, anon. I love giving reviews of concerts that are awesome. ^_^ Thank you Splash! I hope you like the new song, I liked it a lot, it made me sexcited for more!
You're welcome, Safe! I will pare it down a hell of a lot and post the details here, too. :)
awwww, is this pretty too?
Naked
~by Pablo Neruda
Naked, you are simple as a hand,
smooth, earthy, small...transparent, round.
You have moon lines and apple paths;
Naked, you are slender as the wheat.
Naked, blue midnight is your color,
Naked, I trace the stars and vines in your hair;
Naked, you are spacious and yellow
As a summer's wholeness in a golden church.
Naked, you are tiny as your fingernail;
Subtle and curved in the rose-colored dawn
And you withdraw to the underground world
As if down a long tunnel of clothing and of chores:
your clear light dims, gets dressed, drops its leaves,
And becomes a naked hand again.
Over two years, we've waited.
I've been patient! I swear I have! Now, I needmesomeTBS!
I haven't read, but did they mention at all what month they're shooting for on a release?
or this?
La Vita Nuova
In that book which is
My memory . . .
On the first page
That is the chapter when
I first met you
Appear the words
Here begins a new ...
- Dante Alighieri
So Splash, I wish they had! If you go to their MySpace you can see the new interview with him. One of the fans got there at TWO AM and waited to interview him. They talk a little about the music, but they don't mention a release date or even a tentative month.
good morning
I hav eonly skimmed but Hi mayo nice to read you - Walter is a lovely name
and RW glad your luggage should be arriving , and I got the downloads but they did have to restart once, I think the server got busy
...back to reading
hi K mustard star safe fasc PH fimble elena carrie and anons
Hey there, Ergo!
How's Wednesday looking?
Well. I'm off tonight. Night night.
WASSUP BlogBelieve???
Hey Mayo!
How are you?
p.s. TISNF!
Bye, Safe!
Hello, Sdock!
wednesday is looking nice thanks Mustard,though it's bloody cold for me, (about 60F/17C ) inside the house, I haven't looked outside yet!
and I'm good but def have a cold, but my throat feels better. Gonna start the day with Starbucks too! thanks to elena!!
Mayo, how about a Junta? If so, d'ye think they'd buy me a drink? ;D
I'm not the only one speaking Mayonese, oh Star. :)
Hi Solly, hi Ergo!
Hey Everyone!
Mayo, I was just playing. Okay?
hey sdock how are you, sorry and how are you mustard?
goodnight safe sweet dreams
Starbucks makes my pockets hurt.
"But it's so damn good."
I'm okay! Just hanging out!
Hi all! ^_^
YAY! I'm finally home. Niiice.
Going to read K's review now. EEEEEEK!!!
We don't have a damn Starbucks here.
TISNF!
I don't either sdock but elena sent me a packet of coffee so I can make some!
it's so yummy
and hi smoke how are you?
Lemme guess!
That
Is
So
Not
Fair!
Right?!?!
HEEEEEY, SMOOOOOOOKE!
Ergo,
We made a pot at my office one time and that shit was so strong you could stain wood with it.
But damned good!!
Hey Smoke!
Yes, Mustard, that is correct.
I couldn't resist it. It's on that textmessaging commercial where the little girl speaks in letters b/c she texts all the time, so I just had to throw it out there.
Mayo, did you LOL??
Oh man, is that the same damn commercial where that kid goes, "My BFF, Jiiiiiiiill."
That one?
Hi Smoke! I hope you like it!
I'm going to eat some chocolate and then take a shower. :)
Starbucks coffee gives me palpitations and makes my tummy hurt.
Dunkin Donuts all the way for me!
And...believe it or not, McDonald's coffee won an award as the best tasting coffee too.
I'll be back in a few!
star McDonald's do nice coffee, and seeing as we don't have starbucks and I became addicted to the frappaccinos , McDonald's ones are nearly as good
(and I don't make my coffee too strong, hubby does and I get jittery for hours!)
K are you that messy eating chocolate?
I almost forgot I wanted to paste the TBS review here for those of you who can't go onto my LJ for lack of bandwidth. (Like Solly!) Here's the first part:
So we got there at around 5:30 and the doors opened at 6. We parked right behind the bus and the vans; it was the only parking space left in the lot by that time. As we were waiting on line, we started joking around like we normally do, singing songs to pass the time and stuff like that. We noticed that Matt Rubano (the bass guitarist for TBS,) was just kind of standing there pretty much right next to us, chilling out and talking to the kids from Envy On The Coast and God Fires Man, the two opening bands. (Yup, they are kids to me. How odd is that?) Then, as we were getting closer to the door, Eddie Reyes, (the guitarist and founder of the band, for any of you reading this who aren't familiar with them,) peeked out over the top of the fence from inside the venue. We all waved to him and he waved back, but I have to tell you my fangirlish heart skipped a beat. I just heart Eddie Reyes, like, ridiculously. He did an interview once and he spoke, as he often does, about Long Island and how much he loves it. That just makes me all warm and fuzzy. Plus he founded this band that I love. I just give him total props and I fanpoodle over Eddie Reyes, so I was all jittery after that.
Also while we were waiting, this guy went by who looked so much like Jepha Howard from the band The Used that I did a double-take. I poked my Mom and Meg in the ribs and said, "Hey you guys, look. Fake Jepha." More on that later. ^_^
Finally we got inside the venue and I said that we should look around for a good place to chill until the bands came on. I didn't want to be standing up the whole night. We went into the bathroom which was right beside the stage, and right outside of it were these boxes next to the stage, nearly to the side of it. So we sat there for a while and listened to whatever the DJ put on. At one point he played "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood and we all got a laugh out of that. Oh, while sitting there I saw a girl up against the barrier in front of the stage and she was wearing a SKELETON CREW t shirt! I got her attention and told her that her shirt was rad, and that it was so cool to support Skeleton Crew.
So then we got bored and decided to move on. There is a nice little outdoor lounge at the Crazy Donkey so we went out there to sit for a while. And behold, there was Matt Rubano standing around, chilling, and talking to anyone who wanted a word. Lots of people were taking pictures with him and he was entirely gracious. He never once looked put-upon, bored, or whatever. It was so sweet of him. Then he was going past me and I said, "Hey Matt, may I ask you something?" He leaned in (the music was pretty loud by now) and I asked him if they still were looking for someone to interview the new guitarist. He told me that they had done that earlier, like first thing in the afternoon. Ah well! Then I told him, "I don't want a picture or anything, but I do want to thank you, all of you guys, for coming out and doing this small venue for us." (Again, for anyone who is not familiar with the band: They are playing Madison Square Garden on Friday with My Chemical Romance, so for them to do this tiny show for their hometown is amazing.) He said that it was their pleasure and then he asked my name. I introduced myself and then I introduced Mom and Meg, and he shook their hands. Meg had the biggest grin, it was awesome. Then I said to him, "The new guy must be so nervous right now, I'll bet you he's just crapping his pants already!" (My brain: "WILL YOU STFU, STOP TALKING, DO NOT SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS!") He just laughed and said, "Yeah, he's probably a little nervous" and I said, "Well, no worries because it's going to be fabulous." He thanked me and might I mention here, totally not in a fangirlish way but just as an observation, that this dude has one gorgeous set of sky blue eyes.
Then we went inside, and Matt went inside, and then Eddie Reyes walked by and I got a little, "OMG OMG" for a second. Then I just tapped him on the shoulder and said, like I had said to Matt, "Just want to thank you for playing this venue," and I also introduced him to my Mom and Meg, and he shook both their hands, too. I was so thrilled. My Mom told him it was nice to be here and he thanked her and said to us, "I hope you guys have fun tonight." I assured him that we would. He was completely nice, and it was so delightful that they were just walking around, chilling and talking to people. These are the guys whose videos you see all over MTV (if you get MTV which I don't think I do,) and in magazines and whatnot, and they were completely unaffected by any of this. I think that's the way to act if you find yourself surrounded by fans. The cool thing is that no one was trying to mob them for autographs or pictures. A few people went up to them to say "what's up" and that was the extent of it.
I admit that I didn't hear much of God Fires Man, but from what I did hear, they were very gracious and they gave away an autographed poster of Taking Back Sunday to the best dancer in the mosh pit. Also they were clearly having a really good time up there.
Just as Envy On The Coast came on, (I'll get to them in a sec,) Mark O'Connell, TBS's drummer, stood next to me. I wanted to say hi to him too, so I tugged on the sleeve of his blue hoodie and said, "Hey listen, like I said to the other guys. I just would like to thank you for doing this." And he goes, "Doing what?" I had to laugh because he was so sincere. I told him, "For doing this show for all of us; you guys are homeboys and it means a lot to us." He said, "Oh man, it's our pleasure, we're so psyched!" I told him, probably not as psyched as we were! Which, actually now that I'm thinking of it, they probably were just as psyched as we were. ^_^
Right after that, I looked out of the little lounge thing, over the fence, and saw Adam Lazzara (for those who don't know: he's the singer,) walking around the parking lot, again just chilling and completely NOT acting all rock starry and hiding out. No one bugged him or anything. I did notice though that he has a nice new haircut and his hair is lighter. I liked it long and dark, but I like this, too. :)
The other thing that happened was that Fake Jepha was hanging around, too. I stared and stared because it was uncanny how much he looked like him, yet it didn't seem possible that it was him, because The Used is on tour, too. Finally I just went up to him and said, "I'm sorry to bother you and I'm sure you've heard this a million times, but you look so much like Jepha Howard that it's unreal." He laughed and said, "No! That's the first time I've ever heard that before. I think I look just like the guy who used to sing in Taking Back Sunday." (Referring to John Nolan.) His girlfriend was there and at first she said, "Oh, he gets that all the time," and then after he teased me she said, "oh yeah, in fact he is the guy who used to sing for TBS!" I just laughed along with her but I was like, "Dude, seriously, it's uncanny." I had actually begun to think it was him, but then I saw some of his tattoos and they didn't match up. Still, he was a complete dead ringer.
Anyway by then Envy On The Coast was on. I have never heard this guys before but I have heard a lot about them. Well, they were so much fun. They are so freaking young, they looked like little kids up there, all thrashing around and throwing themselves everywhere. Such a baby band and so adorable. They sounded really awesome; I think I'll go to their MySpace and give them another listen. During the beginning of their set, the guitarist suddenly lost feeling in his right hand, which was worrisome. I wonder what the outcome of that was. He shook his hand out for a while and then he continued playing but I would have that checked out if I were him. Anyway, I found myself dancing along to some of their songs, which were very catchy. The crowd opened up a circle pit about halfway through their set, and we could see it from our vantage point by the snack bar on the right side. It was the first time my Mom had ever seen a circle pit and she thought it looked really cool. Meg liked watching it but didn't want to get any closer.
There was a lot of crowd surfing during their set, and I always love to watch that. One thing I should mention about this club is that the ceilings were very low. (So low that I despaired of seeing Adam swing his mic around--he's known for it and he does it with great skill--but more on that later.) One of the guys who was crowd surfing got thrown ass-over head so high that his sneaker hit one of the lights hanging from the ceiling. The security guys were very nice about all of this, catching the surfers as they were tossed to the front by the barrier, setting them on their feet and hauling them out.
At one point, the singer of Envy On The Coast went into the crowd, sort of like Jared Leto does, letting them hold him up. It was really cool.
I have to admit though, that the highest point of their set was when Adam Lazzara came out on stage and sang with them for a few minutes. HELLO, SURPRISE! I videotaped some of that.
The DJ started playing some really awesome songs while we were waiting, and he would stop the music and let us all sing along. The best ones he did were The Used, 30 Seconds to Mars (they played THE KILL which made me just about wet my pants,) and then Helena by My Chemical Romance. It made me really miss MCR kinda bad. The entire audience sang every word, as if it were a MyChem concert. I videotaped that moment, but I don't think I need to upload it. It was kinda beautiful. I love when entire crowds sing.
Then, of course, what always happens whenever you go to see a show? THE BROS come along. You know, The Bros. That bunch of drunken retarded frat boys who all high five each other and say "HEY BRO! WHADDUP BRO! HOW'S IT GOING BRO?" Then the really tall one stands in front of you.Well, the dude who stood in front of us was around 6'6" or so, and he thought it was funny to balance his beer bottle on top of his head. Then he started jumping up and down and yelling "TBS! TBS! TBS!" He was, however, the only one doing it. Then when no one joined him he started chanting, "ADAM SUCKS! ADAM SUCKS! ADAM SUCKS!" To which Meg replied, quite loudly behind him in a chant of her own, "STFU! STFU! STFU!" She pretty much won the entire concert at that point. The guy started shoving, and he stood right in front of my Mom and shoved backwards towards her. She pushed him back and told him, "Hey, be careful! There are smaller people around!" His stupid friend told him, "Bro, you're getting yelled at." It didn't stop them of course, but the guy said, "Don't worry, I'm not going to stand here the whole time." (He didn't. He eventually went into the crowd and tried to crowd surf over the unwilling. WTF is wrong with people?) Anyway, that whole thing made Scooter say that my Mom was the coolest Mom in the world.
Right before TBS went on stage, they changed the music to Tom Jones and Frank Sinatra, which gave my Mom a giggle. She was singing along to The Kill and Helena, and then she was singing along to those songs, too. ^_^
Hi Ergo! I'm fine and you? Feelin' better yet?
MUSSSSSSSTTAAAARRRRDD!!!!!
Hey.
Solly! Bring me some pizza or something.
K,
OMG. I am soooo freaking jealous. I wish I could have been there with you guys! ^_^
Then, finally, it was time for TBS to come on and do their first show with The New Guy. I was excited and nervous (and getting squished, and trying to prevent my Mom and Meg from getting squished, which was only going to get worse once the rush to the stage began.)
The first one I saw on stage was Eddie Reyes, and he just looked so ready, and so psyched to be there. I started taping it because I knew we were going to hear the name of the new guitarist as soon as possible and I didn't want to miss that moment! And surely enough, before they even began to play their first song, Adam gave it up: Matthew Fazzi.
It was cute, when Adam first introduced him he did this little happy dance and the Hawaiian shaka sign. Hang Loose! I recognized it and I was like, "WTF, why is homeboy doing a shaka?" It was cute though. Honestly, he did look a little hesitant. Not nervous so much as a little unsure maybe? Which kind of endeared him to me actually. If he'd gone up there all cocky and "I AM THE NEW FRED" I would have been a little put off. But the dude just looked like he wanted to have a good time, and then he actually did seem to have a good time.
Their first song was You Know How I Do, which surprised me because when I saw them at PR they opened with "What's It Feel Like To Be A Ghost?" but I wasn't complaining. I love the crap out of that song. All of their songs, really. Anyway, so I was trying to dance, and I could see that so was Meg, and my Mom was happily singing along, but at the same time people kept shoving us and I wondered how long we were going to last right on the very edge of the pit, and right next to the men's room, no less.
Before I get into the details of the show, let me tell you the set list before I forget it. I'm sure I've left a song out, I just can't place which one it is. And this is not in any kind of order. I wish I could remember the order they played things, but I don't. Anyway, these are the songs:
You Know How I Do, You're So Last Summer, One Eighty By Summer, Error: Operator, Set Phasers To Stun, Miami, Spin, Up Against, Cute Without The E, Bonus Mosh, What's It Feel Like To Be A Ghost, Liar, MakeDamnSure, and of course they also played a new song in the middle of the set!
Right, so here are some details of the show overall. First let me tell everyone who doesn't know anything about Taking Back Sunday: they are an awesome live band. Not only because of the music but because of their general vibe, the energy, how they treat the audience etc. Adam is very chatty. He doesn't do the whole "LET'S HEAR IT YOU MOTHER EFFERS! EFF YOU ALLLLL!!!" kind of thing. As Meg put it, "He's actually kinda, I dunno. Gentle." And he kind of is in a way. He talks to the audience as if he's talking one on one with very little separation between us and him. He likes to tell stories, and it's delightful the way he interrupts himself, gets tangential, and has to start over. He often says, "I'm talking because I'm out of breath!" And why wouldn't he be, because the live performance is anything but gentle! He's known for his crazy mic-swinging tricks. This guy could never go cordless. He throws the mic as high as the ceiling will allow, falls to the floor, catches the mic, twirls the cord three times around his neck and then goes back to singing without missing a lyric. It's kind of incredible. He spins the cord all around himself, around the rafters, he throws it out like a fishing line then snaps it back in, and he doesn't miss a note. Once he hit Matt in the head with it during a show, causing him to require a bunch of stitches. But Matt went right back on stage and kept playing with a concussion. I'm glad I wasn't there for that show, you know? But either way it's incredible to watch!
He also does this thing where he gets down really low to the first row and sings to different people. He is not only engaging, but incredibly compelling as he seems to mean every word he sings. He looks like a madman up there sometimes, gesturing randomly with his hands and making exaggerated motions with his eyes. He's just so freaking much fun to watch.
A few things that Adam shared with us: "Miami" is his favorite song. I thought that was so ironic because if I had to pick a least favorite by them, I would pick Miami! (My favorites are two that they did not play last night: My Blue Heaven [that song is like, god transposed to music,] and The Ballad of Sal Villanueva, which is a B side that I've never heard them play.) He goes on a lot about how he thinks he's out of shape and "fat" and OMG STFU ADAM. The dude is nowhere near fat and to be honest, I like him so much better this way than I did when he was a rack of bones. Personal opinion there. He talked about Youtube and watching his favorite bands on there, but he said that he preferred it if we didn't tape the song they were about to do (it was right before "Bonus Mosh") because he didn't want anyone to experience it through a camera; he wanted everyone living it in the moment. And you know what, he is exactly right. I have this obsession with remembering everything and taping things and taking photographs, but I remarked last year after the 30STM concert that I went to, that watching something through a viewfinder takes you out of the moment. Adam talked about his shirt, about the shirt of someone in the front row, and he talked for a while about Long Island.
I pee my pants with joy everytime they talk about Long Island. He also mentioned "Everything is bigger in Texas," and my Mom and I had to laugh because that's sort of this inside joke on this one Mystery Blog that I go to. (S'up BlogBelieve?)
While introducing "One Eighty By Summer" he said that it was about a bet he and the rest of the band had with Eddie Reyes that he would weigh 180 by summer. O_o
While on the subject of that song, I should mention that it had one of my favorite Fred moments, and I decided to tape that one part to see if The New Guy was going to do it. (I have/had/have two Best Fred Moments, and one of them is in that song and the other is in Bonus Mosh. In that one, while Adam is Singing, Fred just lets loose with this incredible scream. No words, just a sound. It just blew my mind.) Anyway, in 180, there is this part where Adam is singing the verse (it's an amazing build up to a huge, climactic part of the song,) and in the background Fred would sing the line, "I need you defenseless, dependent, and alone," and on the last "alone" his voice would just soar.
The New Guy did that part, and I was so glad. I didn't go in there expecting Fred, and he didn't come out pretending to be him, and he sounded good.
Adam took a question about The New Guy from the audience, and someone asked how old he was. Adam at first joked that he was 37 and then revealed that he is actually only nineteen! Also that he is part Italian and part Hawaiian, and that's when I had the "AHA" moment. ^_^ He also said he was from North Carolina (I think it was North--I'm fairly sure that's where Adam is also from originally) (Hold the press, another fan says it could be north California; I might have misheard. ^_^) and he used to play in a band called "Facing New York." I could have the band name wrong, too though. I'd also like to add that while I do think Matthew (The New Guy) plays guitar wonderfully, I felt that his mic was very low and sometimes I couldn't hear him song. I would have liked to hear more, but I guess we'll hear plenty on the new album. At least I hope we do, because one thing I really love about this band is the dueling vocals. I absolutely adore the way the two vocal lines cross, separate, then rise to meet each other for these tremendous, epic choruses. TBS is known for this and it wouldn't be the same if they didn't do that anymore. So I hope that they continue with that.
One of the funniest parts was with the sombrero. yesterday was, of course, Cinco de Mayo so someone had brought a sombrero that they wanted Adam to wear. Adam said that he was afraid of sombreros because they were too big; Matt said he had sombrerophobia. Then Eddie took it and put it on, and Adam commented, "Oh yeah, give it to the Columbian, that's not racist at all!" He really brought the LULZIES.
Also, Matt is doing some singing now. Adam made a point of teasing him about the height of his mic stand and they took a few minutes to joke about it; Matt saying that he might be short, but he makes up for it with a huge Napoleon complex. Which is too funny because there's no way that's true. It was just very cute. So anyway, we got to hear Matt singing and he was good, too; I enjoyed hearing him very much.
One other funny / annoying thing was how the audience messed up my favorite part to one of the best songs, Error Operator. There is this really intense part where the words go, "Murder, oh murder, oh where have you been?" and the way Adam sings it, it's very hard to describe unless you've heard it. It's through one of those neat voice-phaser thingies though, and I understand that it's a little bit muddled and unclear (I suspect that's the point,) but for goodness sakes, those are the most compelling lyrics in the song! And everyone tried to sing along and instead of the right lyrics everyone was singing, "Where are you, where are you, where have you been?!" I was like, "OMG, FAIL! STOP RUINING IT!"
Of course, as I had expected, they played a new song! I liked it right away from what I could manage to hear last night, and I can't wait to hear it, and hear more new stuff, down the road. I taped it and am putting it here in my LJ. I imagine they're going to be playing it live on Friday so lots of people will hear it then, too. It's very cool, people.
I should also mention that somewhere during "Miami" and right before "Spin," our little spot between the pit and the bathroom got really unruly, to the point where Meg couldn't enjoy the music. Even the security guys were shoving to get by. She was getting squished and she couldn't enjoy the music with someone pushing her every few minutes, so we bailed to the back of the club. She found a clear view behind the sound board thingamajig and watched the rest from there. But then they played SPIN which is absolutely one of my favorite songs by them pretty much ever. I told Mom and Meg that I was going to just go back up there for that one song. I went into the pit where it was okay to just throw yourself around and scream, which is precisely what I did.
Then I made my way back to the back of the club and watched the rest from there, where it was not really okay to dance around like a fool and sing out loud, because that's where everyone is all chill, kind of nodding their heads along to the music and mouthing the words, but I did it anyway.
The last few songs were Liar, A Decade Under The Influence (Adam changed the lyrics and added his own during this song: "You must not know about me...." instead of "coming over but it never was enough...."), What's It Feel Like To Be A Ghost, and then Adam said that they weren't going to do an encore ("It's 2008!" he said, "We need to think of something else!") and they were true to his word. They did MakeDamnSure to close it out.
And, yeah, that was it! We drove Meg home and got her home by around 1 AM. All the way back we listened to 3 Cheers nd The Black Parade by MyChem. I really do miss that band something fierce and it was nostalgic listening to them.
Meg and my Mom both had a great time and of course, so did I. I almost want to say that I can't believe how lucky we were to be the first to see Matthew Fazzi and to hear
the new song, and in such a teeny venue as well, but it has less to do with luck and more to do with the generousity of the band involved. It was one of the best shows I've seen--even if the club itself didn't offer much in the way of good viewing--and I am so, so glad that we got to go. The guys in the band that we met were way nicer than they had to be and as always, they put on one hell of a concert. I totally cannot wait for them to go back out on tour. ^_^
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haha I fooled blogger! You get that telling you the page has data when you want to refresh?
anyhoo great review K! sounds like it was an awesome time
Jules,
That was amazing. Thank you so much for sharing that with us. I can not wait to see TBS again!!
Smoke,
I am eating chips. I can't bring you a pizza.
I really don't see what one has to do with the other. You can eat chips while you are bringing me a pizza.
Problem solved.
get ready...
start you engines...
steady...
Oh it's on now......
Its so going to be me..
Vroom Vroom......
hurry...
waiting...
It's all about me!
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