Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tort Law, reversed.

I Think I'll Call Him Walter.

I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.



p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.


("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")

4,286 comments:

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Carrie said...

Shhhh, she doesn't know about it yet, she gets it on Wednesday. And hey Amy!

Anonymous said...

you

Smoke said...

Damn you!

ergoproxy said...

amy patience - perhaps he was going to hide it in the dog and you'd find it in a few days as a surprise!

Carrie said...

Ergo, LOL! That would be quite an inventive way to present it!

Amyranth said...

ergoproxy said...

amy patience - perhaps he was going to hide it in the dog and you'd find it in a few days as a surprise!

O_o

-A

Fimble Star said...

well done solly.


lips are sealed carrie, i hope she likes it, no, i am sure she will

Anonymous said...

I WAS FIRST MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKERS!!

Anonymous said...

I am not gay but I get crushes on girls not sexual ones..... I think.....

Smoke said...

What the hell is your deal? Seriously?

Anonymous said...

Wow, anon. You are quite the idiot.

Fimble Star said...

seriously, wtf are you on.

Anonymous said...

11:00 I mean.

Anonymous said...

SOLLY, ARE YOU UPSET BY ME? UR SEEESTER SEEMS TO BE.

ITS JUST A JOKE, MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!

Smoke said...

Well it's not funny.

Asshole.

Amyranth said...

Anonymous solly "hump my leg" dock said...

SOLLY, ARE YOU UPSET BY ME? UR SEEESTER SEEMS TO BE.

I'M JUST A JOKE, MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!

Fixed!


-A

Anonymous said...

You're a joke, you pointless dingleberry.

Anonymous said...

Way to ruin the fun, asshead.

Carrie said...

Ha, on Robin Hood, they are playing skittles, and all I can think of is taste the damn rainbow, courtesy of Fim.

Carrie said...

It only ruins the fun if you let it.

Anonymous said...

SOLLY, TELL ME TO STOP AND I WILL.

THESE COCKSUCKING BASTARDS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

Anonymous said...

Adam Lazarra is a fag!

Amyranth said...

Anonymous solly "that feels warm" dock said...

SOLLY, TELL ME TO STOP AND I WILL.

I'M A COCKSUCKING BASTARD WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

Fixed again! ;)

-A

Fimble Star said...

hey, fuck off.

Smoke said...

Well, sorry, but this cocksucking bastard is getting on my last damn nerve.

Anonymous said...

TELL ME TO STOP AND I WILL.

Not in a thousand years.

Anonymous said...

SOLLY?

Anonymous said...

Ok, Ill fuck off. Sorry, Solly. It was only a joke.

Have a good evening.

Anonymous said...

Kapunua said...

TELL ME TO STOP AND I WILL.

Not in a thousand years.


Nobody was talking to you whore.

Anonymous said...

Drunk or high?

Fimble Star said...

and no one was talking to you 11.12

Anonymous said...

For the record, that ^^^ is NOT me. I wouldnt call you guys whore. I swear.

Anonymous said...

After all the nonsense, rude things you just said about Sdock, but "whore" is off limits?

I'm so sure.

And I thought you were leaving?

Fimble Star said...

but you would call us cocksucking bastards

Anonymous said...

I just meant I was gonna stop doing that sillyness.

I said nothing rude about Sdock. Never have and never will.

Anonymous said...

"Not in a thousand years." That's my girl.

sdock10 said...

Anon,

I was in the shower, but seriously....um, it's a little weird.

resurrected wreck said...

O_O

©RW


Thank you, EP :) I've been meaning to get that trademarked.

Anonymous said...

"Hump my leg" isn't rude?

You're an ass. Run along back to your room.

Fimble Star said...

*runs and jumps on rw*

sdock10 said...

"im sorry" Anon,

Okay. I just didn't understand what you were trying to do here and like I said I was in the shower.

Anonymous said...

Your ideas of silliness and friendliness are seriously warped.

Carrie said...

The guy on Robin Hood is pretty hawt. I love BBC America.

Anonymous said...

This sounds a lot like, and uses the same tactics as the moronic "T Bone" did. Picked on Sdock, pretended it was a joke, said we all just didn't get it, said it was leaving, then came back. Just saying.

resurrected wreck said...

AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!

*flails at FS*

My mother was going to be on the computer at this time, but opted to do dishes instead (???). So I've hijacked it for a bit.

resurrected wreck said...

Which Robin Hood, Carrie? The blond or the brunette?

Fimble Star said...

haha nice one rw. you couldnt be away from me could you :)

resurrected wreck said...

*throws hands up the air*

You're right, FS! You got me!

Fimble Star said...

muhahahahaha

Anonymous said...

did somebody mention me?

Anonymous said...

Well that's surely odd timing.

Carrie said...

I like the blonde, but umm, the dark haired evil guy too! I just wonder where they found all that eyeliner in medival times.

Fimble Star said...

i am off for the night. too tired.

nighty ngith guys, sweet dreams.


mayo, taste the rainbows and answer your friggin door matey.

ss - there is spirit, you can see me standing tall and proud. or maybe i am sitting cos i am to lazy muhahaha

nighty ngith guys
xxx

Anonymous said...

I hope the boys had fun up there tonight. How awesome to have a long awaited dream realized. They have worked long and hard to get to this day. Bravo.

Anonymous said...

I TOLD you I was a lurker, but this is the first time I've posted tonight.

resurrected wreck said...

Is this the BBC Robin Hood from the '80s, Carrie? Or do they have a new series out?

They had two different guys playing Robin Hood in the '80s, a blond and a brunette. I rather fancied the blond (Jason Connery - Sean Connerys son).

Anonymous said...

what are you wearing, kapunua?

Carrie said...

Nighty night Fim!

Anonymous said...

Uh huh. I'm sure you read all day and wait for someone to call you out. I bet, I bet.

resurrected wreck said...

Night, missus! :)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

what are you wearing, kapunua?


The blood of your ancestors.

Carrie said...

RW, this is a brand spanking new one!! It's the second season already. It's very well done.

Smoke said...

Anon @ 11:27,

I agree. I think it's awesome. Yay for them!

Anonymous said...

I hope the boys had fun up there tonight. How awesome to have a long awaited dream realized. They have worked long and hard to get to this day. Bravo.

I just wanted to post it again.

It is pretty damn awesome.

Anonymous said...

Best. Response. Ever. Kapunua.

resurrected wreck said...

I haven't seen it, Carrie. I am missing out!

Anonymous said...

Thanks 11:30, I swear I didn't even know that was going to come out.

Anonymous said...

I have my ways.

Anonymous said...

You do. And they are very transparent.

Anonymous said...

Damn, you're like a pack of wolves after all my chicks. Do I have to call out the dogs?

resurrected wreck said...

I swear I didn't even know that was going to come out.

... Said the timid exhibitionist.

Anonymous said...

g-bone said...

Damn, you're like a pack of wolves after all my chicks. Do I have to call out the dogs?






The lead bitch is already here.

Anonymous said...

How so? Tell me about me.

Smoke said...

RW,

I ♥ u.

Anonymous said...

Commence

Anonymous said...

resurrected wreck said...

I swear I didn't even know that was going to come out.

... Said the timid exhibitionist.


WIN! ^_^

(Sorry, I have a hard time saying FTW anymore since Lindsey ruined it. ;D )

resurrected wreck said...

S&V!!

*pounce*

Anonymous said...

LOL Bone fight! I swear that kept me awake laughing one night. Well, more than one.

Carrie said...

Yeah, RW, BBC America is my drug, I love just about everything on there.

resurrected wreck said...

Is FTW a Lindsey thing, K?

Anonymous said...

Kapunua said...

Anonymous said...

what are you wearing, kapunua?

The blood of your ancestors.







Why did I hear that being said in Christina Rici (sp?) voice?

ergoproxy said...

soryr I was gone I had luch

goodnigth fimble sweet dreams

Carrie you mean Richard Armitage as Guy of Gisborne - oh he's hot

we just had the end of the series last weekend

I shall miss watching him on sunday nights

Smoke said...

You missed me, didn't you? You so did, RW. :)

Anonymous said...

sorry, someone has to say it, who let the dogs out?

Anonymous said...

resurrected wreck said...

Is FTW a Lindsey thing, K?


She said it in the interview with that lady on Taste It TV.

"Eff tee dub-yoo, eff tee dub-yoo."

O_o

resurrected wreck said...

I watch a lot of Britcoms and British mysteries, Carrie :)

Carrie said...

OOh, Ergo, you're ahead of me! I will not be spoiled, I will not be spoiled. I made Miss T tell me the end of Life on Mars. I am such a spoiler whore.

resurrected wreck said...

"Eff tee dub-yoo, eff tee dub-yoo."

He obviously married her for her mind.

resurrected wreck said...

I totally missed you, S&V!!

resurrected wreck said...

I missed you as much as a Magpie misses shiny things!

resurrected wreck said...

Well, I think my mom wants her computer time now, so I must be off.

Til tomorrow...

Have a good one! :D

Carrie said...

Night RW!

Smoke said...

^_^

Alright peeps. I'm going to go to sleep so play nice while I'm gone.

Don't let Mayo stay up too late.

SS!!!!!

Seriously, well, yeah.....you know exactly what I was going to say. I bet you do. . ^_~

Sonofabitch. There's a spider on my keyboard. O_O

JULES!!!!!!!!!!

And with that...I'm gone.

Sweet dreams to you all!

XOXO,
S&V20

Anonymous said...

He obviously married her for her mind.


I think it might have been her "artistic" talents. They are going to be making a lot of "art" on break according to GW.

Anonymous said...

Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me.
Think I'll go eat worms.
Long thin, skinny ones.
Big fat, juicy ones.
See how they wiggle and squirm.
Bite their heads off.
Suck their juice down.
Throw their skins away.
Nobody knows how much I thrive on worms 3 times a day.

Carrie said...

Night Princess!

JocelynHolly said...

Good evening, anyone around? =]

Anonymous said...


Why did I hear that being said in Christina Rici (sp?) voice?


Sorry, almost missed you there! Wednesday Addams? I am actually wearing my Morticia t shirt right now. I love the Addams Family more than god. ^_^ Morticia is my heroine.

Anonymous said...

Imagine me and you, I do
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the one you love and hold them tight
So happy together

If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ba, ba-ba ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ba, ba-ba ba

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

So happy together
And how is the weather
So happy together
We're happy together
So happy together
Happy together
So happy together
So happy together



always

my love
my heart

Anonymous said...

Hi PH!

Good night RW and Princess! Oh Princess, the spider is your friend! :D

ergoproxy said...

goodnight RW and smoke sweet dreams


hi PH *hug* how are you?

Anonymous said...

*sings*

"You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me...."

JocelynHolly said...

Hey K and Ergo and TLA! *hug*

How're you guys? =]

Anonymous said...

Well guys, it's time for me to go to bed and have nice, happy dreams and such. Thanks for a fun night of singing. ^_^

Have a nice night, whoever is left! PH, Ergo (I think I will sleep semi-loose tonight, but not enough so that anything can take advantage.)

S(S)S, wow, I can hardly thank you enough. You just keep on rocking out to Hallux. :D Seriously though, just keep rocking out. ^_^ See you again soon, yeah?

Mayo, I dunno why people are getting the feeling that you're leaving us. You're not, are you? Why would you? Nah, you're not. Hope to read you soon.

JocelynHolly said...

Sleep not too tight, not too loose.. sleep snuggly warm! ^_^

Goodnight K!<3

What's Hallux? I saw it on Shitsubou Shita's profile and was a little confused. Isn't that your big toe or something?

Anonymous said...

I've always wanted SS's url and now I'll have it thanks to Paperheart for giving out his full name.

Anonymous said...

Well, it's either nearing completion or it's over. So, to that I say, "So long, and good night."


Mayo:
First of all, thank you for allowing us to spam up your blog with lyrics! It was well worth it.

Secondly, I know we aren't supposed to, but it's kinda difficult. Just worried about you, dude. I hope everything's okay, and you're just chilling out, doing whatever you like to do.

Finally, I have a headache, and I'm outta here for the night!

Have a great rest of the evening, Mayo. See you with the new sun.


SS:
I was trying to think up something clever, but I have nothing, dude!

Have a great evening. See you around sometime!


BBers:
See you guys in the morning! Hello and goodbye to all I've missed!

Night!

JocelynHolly said...

Anon, I didn't think that SS's full blogname was a secret?

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Hope you are happy and well.

Night, dude.

Go out, look up at the sky.

Oh, that's all. It's pretty, isn't it? Yeah. Sometimes we forget to look.


Talk to ya tomorrow.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Moon, stars, and the chill of night air.

JocelynHolly said...

'Night Mustard and Solly<3

sdock10 said...

SS,

Again, just thank you for showing me what feel good Friday is all about. I hope that I managed to do the same for someone along the way today.


Faith, hope, and love
Always,
S

Carrie said...

Night, Mustard and Solly.

JocelynHolly said...

Good Evening Carrie! =]

Carrie said...

Hey PH!

ergoproxy said...

goodnight K mustard sdock and fimble

sweet dreams!


Carrie I shall not tell you the ending!

PH as far as I was aware it isn't a secret, anyone who wanted to search around enough could find it written in a few places

JocelynHolly said...

How are you tonight Carrie? Good, I hope? ^_^


Ergo, I did not think it was any secret at all. It's not like that's the first time I've ever called SS by his full name? This is leaving me extremely confused.

ergoproxy said...

and yes it is your big toe

JocelynHolly said...

Ahh biology is serving me well outside of school ^_^

ergoproxy said...

PH I dunno but I hope the anon enjoys his inspirational words as much as we have.

Obviously they haven't looked around too much anywhere else

Carrie said...

Ph, don't worry, the trolls are out in full force tonight.

JocelynHolly said...

:/

Carrie said...

Ooh, wait, how is biology serving you well outside of school?

ergoproxy said...

so PH how was friday?
hows the guitar going?

Anonymous said...

K wrote him a poem that said Hallux in it it is on the last page!

JocelynHolly said...

By knowing that the hallux was your big toe! =] lol.

Ergo, my friday was just like every other one. The guitar is coming along quite well. How is your Saturday shaping up? =]

ergoproxy said...

not bad thanks Ph I have a day alone, hubby went mother's day shopping and now they've gone to help prepare two beef steers to be meat (to put it nicely)
I have a cold but it's not too bad today so i'm watching comedy and doing washing



anon it's from a prior conversation too

Original Punk J said...

WE HAVE POWER!

Good evening guys, hope you are doing well, Bubbles, Ergo, Carrie.

We had a huge thunderstorm come through earlier and it blew up a transformer down the road. So we only got power back about 30 minutes ago.

How are you all tonight?

L.

JocelynHolly said...

A day alone sounds like a nice mother's day gift in itself!

I hope you feel better soon Ergoproxy! I've been sick all week as well, so I know how you feel!

Carrie said...

Ergo, do you have someone else um, dispatch them?

Original Punk J said...

Bubbles, Ergo, are you guys feeling any better? I know you have had the snots for a while now!

L.

JocelynHolly said...

Opal! I've missed you! I'm glad you are alright. I had only just read back a little and found out your power lines were dead!

JocelynHolly said...

I'm feeling much better Opal! I don't work now until Monday, so two days off will do my health wonders!
How are you healing from that concert?

ergoproxy said...

yeah I know PH it's been a bad blogweelk for illness! Are you feeling better?

Hi L (and J) must've been a doosey fo a storm

Carrie that is up to whoever, hubby dispatched one yesterday, you just want someone who'll get it right so he does it if the owner isn't confident


we'll do ours in a couple of weeks after these are cut up (we hang the m 2 weeks or so)

Original Punk J said...

Hey, Bubbles. Yeah, I was in the middle of typing my first comment tonight on here and right at the end, two or three sentences away...BAM! We had high winds, around 65 mph, rain, and dime-sized hail bouncing off the patio.

That was fun.

Plus the thunder and lightning. But it went through pretty quick, just about 20-30 minutes, but they had to fix the transformer before they could get the power back on.

How have you been feeling? I know you have been having a rough time lately, plus being sick.

L.

Original Punk J said...

It was Ergo!

Bubbles, I am pretty much healed, except I still have a lot of pain in my legs. That's from the fibromyalgia though, it just got worse. But the swelling on my lip and cheek is gone! Still don't know what happened. I think I rammed my mouth into someone's shoulder.

L.

JocelynHolly said...

I actually love thunderstorms. The intensity of it all just thrills me. =]


Ergo, Opal, I'm feeling better than a couple of days ago, thanks. Thanks for the concern. =]

JocelynHolly said...

Awwh, I hope you feel better soon as well L! At least you had the chance to see MCR's concert, even if it wasn't the best one you've experienced. =]

Original Punk J said...

I know what you mean, Bubbles. That's why I had said the best part to me of the MCR concerts we saw was the one in Memphis when the thunderstorm was going on during their set. We were all problably nuts being in it, but it was an amazing feeling to be singing "Famous Last Words" with lightning all around and the rain pouring down.

Carrie, how are you doing?

L.

ergoproxy said...

L a girl I know broke a guys nose with her forearm in a pit, he just rammed his head forward as she lifted her arm, she had a nasty bruise but better than vice versa!

Original Punk J said...

I wish you could have gone, PH. To any of the shows. J. and I were talking about it earlier and wished the guys had done at least a short Canadian tour so you could see them. I'm glad you got your comic signed though. I know you loved that.

L.

JocelynHolly said...

That would be a fucking awesome feeling Opal! It probably just made the night that much more enjoyable, and memorable, for not only the fans in the audience, but the guys in the band as well!

Original Punk J said...

Oh, man, Ergo. At least that was an accident. The guys in the pit in Columbus only wanted to hurt people. Memphis pit was fine, a little pushing, some shoving, the usual, but not like Columbus. I was so scared that J. was going to get stomped. Her wrist is sore because when she went down I grabbed her around the wrist and basically yanked her back up before anyone could get to her. It was just crazy!

L.

JocelynHolly said...

Opal, it really is a shame that they didn't even come back to Canada for a couple shows. They could fly to Europe, how many times? But they couldn't make it to their neighbouring country. Sheesh. lol.

Sometimes I wonder if I will ever have the chance to see My Chem in concert.

JocelynHolly said...

Ohh and I cherish that comic with all of my heart! Not only because of who signed it, but because of who sent it to me and what it represents. I truly hope that Toujours knows how much that comic book means to me, and how much she means to me.

Vivienne said...

Hello everyone :)

Original Punk J said...

I have been writing a slightly different concert tour review, of the shows, but also all the mishaps and whatnot that go along with it. The first part is on our blog, named 'Fear And Loathing On The Concert Trail- Day One.' J. and I can never take a trip without SOMETHING happening to us.

Do you guys mind if I post the first part here and see what you think? It's a bit long...

L.

ergoproxy said...

Ph I bet you will, I think the 2 years is an estimate, they love playing so much I think they'll be out again before that long, maybe not huge tours but if they have a new album in that time they'll tour that

At least it's more likely than them getting over here any time soon! I'm glad I just said fuck it and went last year, it was worth the money.

Original Punk J said...

Hey, Cupcake, my little frosted goodie! How are you?

PH, I'm sure they will be there one day. When they start touring again, maybe we can all find a way to get you to one, not matter what. And I'm sure TJ knows how much the comic and she means to you! :)

L.

Carrie said...

L, I'm doing good, just was making the hubby watch some Used vids and such. Cuz I'm mean that way. I should probably take my leave though, I think his patience has run out!

ergoproxy said...

hello cupcake

L I don't mind at all

Carrie said...

And hi and bye, cupcake!

Original Punk J said...

Aw, Carrie, you're not mean. Tell him they are 'educational videos' and you are enriching his mind!

If you have to go, have a good night, and sweet dreams!

L.

Original Punk J said...

Fear And Loathing On The Concert Trail- Day One

Thursday. May 1, 2008.

Going to leave by 9:30 a.m. No, wait, make that 10. Well, shit, 11:15's not so bad. Two women, four days, and enough luggage to set up our own small village. It's amazing how much will fit into a trunk of a car, especially if you arrange it just right. Yeah, never mind that crunching sound I heard when I closed the lid. It's either Tab or Sprite, and since the trunk lid didn't blow off the hinges, I'm guessing it's Sprite.

Straight shot from Knoxville to Memphis, six hours, not counting stops for food, gas, coffee, bathrooms and beeping insulin pumps. Along with blood sugar drops. You know, you just have not experienced life on the highway until you have to pull over on the shoulder from 85 to 0 in 4.3 seconds, climb over the front seat into the back (J., not me) with your ass in the air (again, J., not me) rummaging through a bag filled with Pop-Tarts, pretzels, Wheat Thins, etc., while I am timing how long that transfer truck is going to take to get to me before I can fling open a door, pop the trunk and grab a few uncrushed cans of Sprite before I become a permanent part of I-40.

We did finally get into Memphis around 7:00, and the first thing we did was go downtown to check out Beale Street and the waterfront. Previously we had raided that "maybe you'll get there, maybe you won't" site know as Mapquest, which at least turns out to be right about 80 percent of the time. Compare that to say, hotel staff that when you call them they aren't even sure what road they are on, and start each sentence with "Do you know where..." As in, "Do you know where the new Shoney's is?" or "Do you know where they hold the craft show every year?" I am 400 miles away. No, I don't know anything about the crafty Shoney's.

So we use Mapquest. Unfortunately, neither Mapquest nor the City of Memphis took into account one small section of road on the way into downtown that required detour signs. Which is fine. Except this was the only detour sign we saw. Basically, turn here, and you're on your own. I am assuming they meant to put up more signs, because if you followed the one detour, you would wind up directly in the Mississippi River.

Bit rough on the tourists.

Fortunately, I knew enough about downtown Memphis to get us to Union, to Peabody, where we found a parking place right next to Beale Street. They close it off during the festival so you can wander freely without worrying that you will stumble out in front of a bus. Which could happen on Beale. It's the slightly less wild child cousin of Bourbon Street. Music coming out of every club, walk-up windows for the bars, shops where we found ( I kid you not) candles shaped in the form of, well, male and female genitalia. Kinda tempted to get the male one, but there was just something a little too strange about setting fire to the head of a penis. And don't even go there with the other...that's a burn even Vagisil won't help.

We did buy two rain ponchos (which will come into play later) and wandered over to B.B. King's club for dinner. The house band played a mix of blues and soul, and we're absolutely fantastic. The woman who sang sounded like Aretha Franklin and did Tina justice with 'Proud Mary', and the two guy singers blasted through some of the great older songs. During this, the waiter brought the best food we had came across in a long time. BBQ Memphis Style is like nothing else. J. had breaded shrimp with a spicy cocktail sauce, with hushpuppies as big as a baseball made out of sweet cornbread. We stayed there for a long time, just listening to the band, watching people dance, including a couple who looked to be in their 70's doing a great job of tearing up the dance floor!

Afterwards we strolled down the street and bought two lilies from a street vendor. They were simple, beautiful, and were perfect for that night. Slight breeze, warm weather, lights reflecting off the Mississippi, etc. Little did we know what we were in for the next night, when the lights reflecting off the river was going to be lightning, and that breeze was going to turn into "find a deep enough patch of mud to stand in so you don't get blown off the map!"

But right at that moment, it was perfect.

We tried to leave the city around 11:00. Now, notice I said "tried", because the same people who found only one detour sign must also have been in charge of I-55 signs as well. We would see a sign pointing in one direction, follow it, and wind up either way out in the residential section, or back downtown. Finally, around 12:30, we found that neon beacon in the distance, a late night Starbucks. I figured at least I could get coffee, possibly directions. The coffee was good, the directions were unavailable. No one who worked in the store had a clue how to get to I-55.

Some debate was held as to whether we should just take up residence in the Starbucks, ( I could live off the land 'o coffee) but J. wouldn't fare as well.

No Tab. No Way.

We drove past the patio and I rolled down the window to yell at a guy who was close to us to see if he had an idea what we should do. He apparently had ideas, but not quite what we had in mind. This man was early 20's, blond, blue-eyed, not bad looking, but, uh, no. He had been sitting with a girl and looked back at her and had us "pull the car down further away so he could write directions better".

The car has a sticker on the back window that says "I'm a sucker for guys in eyeliner" and he walked up to the window smiling and said, "Well, I don't have any eyeliner on me, but..."

I shoved a pen and paper to him at this point and smiled sweetly, asking for the directions again, thinking, "sorry, dude, you could have the entire M.A.C. line with you and there will be no 'sucking' tonight!" He even wrote his phone number and name on the paper "in case we get lost again." We drove off thinking, "sure, uh, yeah, we'll...let you know." We made it out of downtown, finally, and rested up for....Day 2.

To be continued....


L.

Carrie said...

I was mainly trying to find Dan, so I could say, that's the guy I talked to when I was hollering downstairs the other night!!

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Cupcake!

=]

Ergo, Opal, I hope that they make it back! My sister saw them when they came with... Alkaline Trio? a couple of years ago. That very day, she saw all of them at the mall eating Baskin Robins. I was very jealous of her, and a little upset that she was too shy to go up and say hi.

ergoproxy said...

I wonder how the show went tonight

I really hope they all had a great time, audience , band, everyone

Vivienne said...

Hello L, I'm alright.

The strangest thing happened to me yesterday, I woke up and there was a giant pig in the front yard.

How are you?

Vivienne said...

Hi Ergo, Carrie, P<3! how are you all?

:)

JocelynHolly said...

Carrie, tell your husband that knowing about the Used is a vital part of being the best father there is alive. My father does not know what I'm talking about when I mention anything about my music.

If you are leaving, goodnight Carrie!<3

Opal, I laughed out loud, very loud when I read the beginning to that review. The bumper sticker is the best!

elena said...

This just in.......


TJ said the show was beyond perfect!!!~!!

JocelynHolly said...

The strangest thing happened to me yesterday, I woke up and there was a giant pig in the front yard.


0_0

I never thought I'd hear that on these blogs.

Original Punk J said...

Baskin Robbins at a mall! I can just see that. Didn't the guys do a few shows at malls early on?

Cupcake, was it part of the pig ballon that got loose at a Who benifit show, or was this a living, breathing, PIG?

I hope it went well, Ergo. Like I asked Elena to write, I'm sure there were tears, but laughter and love too.

L.

Vivienne said...

Well P<3, in my life you never know what will happen.
Once a bat flew into out house.... that wasn't long a go actually.

ergoproxy said...

L that's great!

love the description of the detour and the candles

but what is a hushpuppy? here they are a brand of shoe

Original Punk J said...

Hey, Elena! Thank TJ for the update. Anything special that went on? Besides the obvious great show!

L.

JocelynHolly said...

Elena!

<3

Yay! For some reason, I'm actually extremely upset that it's over. It's the end of an era.

ergoproxy said...

cupcake a feral pig?

we have pig diggings in our horse yard behind the house, and hubby is getting an itchy trigger finger, he and a mate are going to stake them out I think

Anonymous said...

It's a shitty ass concert review if all you do IS FUCKING COMPLAIN BEFORE YOU EVEN GET TO THE PART ABOUT THE CONCERT.

You are just a couple of hideous, BUTT ASS UGLY losers with nothing in their life, so you complain, make up illnesses and drama.

GET A FUCKING LIFE.

Vivienne said...

A real pig L! it was friendly too, I took a little video on my phone. :P

Original Punk J said...

Thanks, PH. Yeah, the guy seemed REALLY interested in the bumper sticker...

Ergo, here hushpuppies are balls of cornbread, sometimes with spices and celery mixed in, and they are deep fried. They are usually served with seafood and BBQ.

The candles were, interesting to say the least. Seems the male ones were the better seller. They only had one of those, and about 10 of the female!

L.

L.

ergoproxy said...

Elena how wonderful I'm so glad she enjoyed it , but it is sad

JocelynHolly said...

I'm not sure Opal, but the Baskin Robbins was in the mall which was a few streets over from the venue. Last year, when they came here, when I couldn't go (silent sob), I went to the same mall, just wishing they'd show up. lol.

I was a freak. I called every radio station sponsering the concert, and asked for tickets. I was near spending my sister's birthday present money on tickets to see them live. I was fourteen, and desperate to meet the band that I thought was THE BEST out there. lol.

Original Punk J said...

Where did it come from, Cupcake?

L.

elena said...

Haven't gotten any more info yet. I'll keep you guys posted.

Hey Paperheart and L

JocelynHolly said...

Cupcake, bats scare the shit out of me.

Vivienne said...

No ergo, it must have escaped from somewhere. Some people on our road had two pet pigs, we were gonna call them but they were out, so our neighbor took the pig till they came home..... or something that makes more sense!

My anecdotal skills are severely lacking tonight!

Anonymous said...

1:23 why do you come online to trash people!

Leave them alone, go find something constructive to do, instead of wasting your time this way.

elena said...

Hey nasty anon

How about you crawl back under your rock?

Vivienne said...

It scared the hell out of me P<3 (the bat that is) because it kept flying at my head... it didn't attack me though, it was just scared. And rather cute close up!

Original Punk J said...

You'll get to go one day, PH, I'm sure of it. I know what you mean. When I was your age I desperately wanted to see Duran Duran, but it took many years for me to finally see them!

L.

ergoproxy said...

L we have nothing like them here at all, but they sound interesting

cupcake maybe someones pet escaped?

anon I don't see complaining, I read a humorous road trip adventure

JocelynHolly said...

Duran Duran is an awesome band though! I could understand why you'd want to see them!

Cupcake, if I were you, I would've been bawling my eyes out.

Anonymous said...

I'm only saying what you're all thinking.

DON'T LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE, FAT ASSES, IF IT'S ONLY GOING TO PAIN YOU TO THE POINT THAT ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN.

ergoproxy said...

oh we have little bats in the shed at times, they are so cute, but they do swoop a lot, thing is they know exactly where you are but you have no idea what they are trying to do!

Original Punk J said...

Well, at least someone took him home to babysit, Cupcake! Bats don't bother me too much, just the frogs.

I used to live in a house where the family cat loved to bring us "presents" of stunned animals into the house and let them go! We chased down mice, chipmunks, moles, birds, and anything else she could find. And when we would finally get them out the door, the cat would look at us like, "Hey, I got that for you! How rude!"

L.

ergoproxy said...

anon I'm not thinking it at all! please don't presume

Anonymous said...

Drunk huh?

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah, Anonymous. Wanna drunk fuck?

Original Punk J said...

Yeah, Ergo, it's not meant as a compaint, just sharing some of adventures. Hell, half the fun is getting lost or having things go wrong.

Well, as long as the police aren't involved...

L.

Original Punk J said...

complaint, actually, not compaint!

L.

Anonymous said...

Fucking unbelievable...get some fucking rest!!!

Original Punk J said...

I loved DD, Bubbles. It was so good to see them later on. John Taylor is one of the most talented bass players there is, and badly underated.

L.

JocelynHolly said...

Well, I FOR ONE, enjoyed reading what you wrote L. ^_^

Vivienne said...

I don't think there's a single animal that really bothers me. Obviously there are some I wouldn't want to get too close to, but none are really scary.

Anonymous said...

I'll get some rest with you on top of me!!

elena said...

Uh anons

Why don't you both go sleep it off?

Original Punk J said...

Thank you, PH. We had a ball on the trip, and wouldn't have traded it for anything.

Anon at 1:38, just to clarify, who are you talking to? In other words, friend or foe? :)

L.

Anonymous said...

Dream on

ergoproxy said...

oh damn, pipped by the anon.

oh well..

JocelynHolly said...

The anon rules.

I absolutely forgot that we were moving to another page. Darn

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