Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tort Law, reversed.

I Think I'll Call Him Walter.

I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.



p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.


("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")

4,286 comments:

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ergoproxy said...

HOORAY!!!!!!

*throws confetti!!!!*

I declare this PRE MCR HIATUS PARTY DAY!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL Splash! ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

Well, I should go socialize with the folks.

Have a great night, eh! :)

elena said...

Hey Smoke (if you're still here)

If you get a chace could you please send me an e-mail? I want to ask you something but for some reason when I try to e-mail people it doesn't work. If I'm replying to an e-mail it does work.

Fimble Star said...

ye rw, it was lovely seeing you. go and have fun. be wild and freeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

Good night, Wife!

ergoproxy said...

you know, as it's mother's day here tomorrow the W channel (which is "womens" tv, so has oprah and soapies etc) is showing a full day of a show called "From Here to Maternity" and honestly I could think of NOTHING WORSE television viewing wise, than watching episode after episode of pregnant women giving birth, I seriously don't care, bring up good kids ok, don't want to know your birth experiences!

thank God I should be getting the Muse dvd !!
*fingers crossed*

resurrected wreck said...

There is absolutely no possible way I can be wild and free at my parents' place, Fimmy. But I shall be home soon :)

Night, missus!

gnothi seauton said...

Ergo - I'm sorry you still feel grotty, lots of fluids and rest my lovely :) And yes, Elena is correct.

RW - sounds as if you're having a good time at your Uncles. Nothing like fresh air to make you feel all is well with the world.

Fim - that's correct.

Smoke said...

Will do, Elena.

resurrected wreck said...

Night, K! :D

resurrected wreck said...

I'll Sharpie a grain silo in your honour!

resurrected wreck said...

I got back from my uncle's yesterday, GS. It was a grand visit :)

Night night!

ergoproxy said...

goodnight RW enjoy your last night with your parents and have a safe and uneventful trip home!
You AND your luggage

ergoproxy said...

Hi elena!

resurrected wreck said...

Thankees, EP ;D

Have a good night!

Okay, outta here!...

sdock10 said...

Louder NOW!

gnothi seauton said...

Night RW. Take care :)


Fim - the entire first clue.


On the first day of Christmas Gnothi gave to thee:

A smile is a curve that sets things straight.

( Who is the loudest whisper on the blog? )



So you follow that clue ,work out the quote and then follow the next clue to the next blog.

Anonymous said...

THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT!

Anonymous said...

SAY YES SAY YES SAY YES SAY YES!

Fimble Star said...

cheers gs, i will look ok. are the others in code as well?

Anonymous said...

Jules!

*high fives*

gnothi seauton said...

Ergo - so do you have anything else planned, apart from watching HAARP?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Everybody.



GS I just needed to say thank you so much. You rock I love it it made my day.


Runs up and hugs GS

Anonymous said...

SHE SAID DON'T...!

Anonymous said...

DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD!

BOYS LIKE YOU ARE A DIME A DOZEN!

Anonymous said...

BOYS LIKE YOU ARE A DIME A DOZEN, SHE SAID:

YOU'RE A TOUCH OVERRATED!

Fimble Star said...

hello martha :)

gnothi seauton said...

Fim - yes they are. Sorry :\


But the first line is always something like ... on the second day, on the third day, stuff like that so you can technically just ignore it.

Just remember to look on their Xmas posts, otherwise you won't find it.

ergoproxy said...

hello MJ!

GS I'm not sure I have requested lasagne for dinner, if I feel ok we may try and do something, maybe a picnic lunch, something not too energetic! lol

is it mother's day anywhere else?

Anonymous said...

You're a lush, and I hate it!

BUT THESE GRASS STAINS ON MY KNEES, THEY WON'T MEAN A THING!

elena said...

Hello again Ergo

Hey if you get a chance I'd love to chat.

gnothi seauton said...

Martha - OH MY GOD! Have you got it already? That was quick.

I'm so glad you like it, it's not the same as getting it in person but I wanted to share the occasion with you.

I'm all smiley and grinning now :D

* squeezes back *

Anonymous said...

AND ALL IIIIIIII

NEED TO KNOOOOW!

Fimble Star said...

god gs, this will take me forever.

i will try it, and see how far i get. i hope you dont makes it this hard for the kiddies :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello FS, EP, GS< MIB And Kapu.

Sorry if I missed anyone.

gnothi seauton said...

is it mother's day anywhere else?

We have ours at the end of March. It ties in quite nicely with all the spring flowers coming out :)

Anonymous said...

IS THAT I'M SOMETHIN' YOU'LL BE MISSING!



Hello to you all! I'm singing me some TBS. :)

gnothi seauton said...

Fim - you don't have to do it poppet, it was for people to have a go at if they were bored :)

And of course we make it that hard for the children; got to get their little brains working!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Elena It is good to see you back.


Gs it is still all good with me. I think I would have been to scared to do it in person.

Anonymous said...

MAYBE I SHOULD HATE YOU FOR THIS, NEVER REALLY DID EVER QUITE GET THAT FAR!

MAYBE I SHOULD HATE YOU FOR THIS! NEVER REALLY DID EVER QUITE GET THAT...



I'D NEVER LIE TO YOU....




Hey guys. me n' Splash are doing You're So Last Summer.

elena said...

Hey Martha

gnothi seauton said...

Hello Mustard, kind of guessed you were :)

I would have joined in but I don't know any of their tunage except for Make Damn Sure and I only know that vaguely.

Anonymous said...

Well GS, if you ever want a TBS hook up... ^_^

Anonymous said...

Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to!

Unless I had to, I'll do what I got to!


DAMN! You get the next best line!

Anonymous said...

The truth

is you could slit my throat


and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize...

Anonymous said...

FOR BLEEDING ON YOUR SHIRT!

And, all IIIIIIII needed to know...

gnothi seauton said...

I think I would have been to scared to do it in person.


Nah, they are usually really down to earth and cool about meeting people. Not sure I would be in their situation.

I've just read your e-mail, you sound rather excited in it! So glad you like it :)



Hey Elena:)

Anonymous said...

Is that something you'll be missing!*



MAYBE I SHOULD HATE YOU FOR THIS, NEVER REALLY DID EVER QUITE GET THAT FAR

MAYBE I SHOULD HATE YOU FOR THIS, NEVER REALLY DID EVER QUITE GET THAT...














*Okay, but I totally always hear, "is that something I've been missing." O_o

gnothi seauton said...

Kapunua - sounds good to me. I'm open to new music. Thanks :)

Anonymous said...

You've got this new head filled up with smoke....

ergoproxy said...

I had a friend make me a cd of TBS songs they are pretty good

elena said...

Hey GS

How have you been? Seems like so long since I've talked to you.

sdock10 said...

GODDAMNIT!

*throws a hairbrush*


OOops! Mayo, I will totally fix that hole in the wall.

Fimble Star said...

lol solly, dont throw it to hard, you will give the impression that you are in a hissy fit :)

Anonymous said...

And I've got my veins all tangled close to the jukebox bars you frequent...

Anonymous said...

GS:

First, My Blue Heaven. ^_^

elena said...

Just a quick note from the Punks

They are in the dark (big storm no power)

and are thinking about everyone.

The wish they were in NY. (me too)

Anonymous said...

The safest place you hide.

A long night spent with your most obvious weakness, you start shaking at the thought...

gnothi seauton said...

I've got my veins all tangled so? close


Elena - it's been an age. Are things a bit better?

Fimble Star said...

STAR,
rock harder, rock like you never rocked before.
i am so excited for you whoop whoop.

Anonymous said...

You are everything I want, 'cause you are everything I'm not...

gnothi seauton said...

You are everything I want
Cos you are everything I'm not




I know that one!

Anonymous said...

YEAH YEAH YEAH, GS! Go for it! ^_^

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I need to lay down. I have a headache but i am so happy. I hope to be back in 30.


Later


Thank you GS.

Anonymous said...

*high fives GS*

Awesome oppossum!

ergoproxy said...

Oh poor J and L

hope it eases and they get power back

ergoproxy said...

we lie we lie together just lie too close (too close)

is that right?

Anonymous said...

Just not too close!

(How close is close enough?)

We lie, we lie together just not too clooooooose!

Fimble Star said...

i hope your headaches goes away martha. see you in a bit

elena said...

GS

Things are as they are. Wow, that doesn't sound good does it?

Oh well....

Anonymous said...

I JUST WANNA BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLY!

WELL, I TRIP OVER EVERYTHING YOU SAY!

Anonymous said...

I JUST WANNA BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLY,

IN THE WORST WAY!

gnothi seauton said...

I just wanna break you down so badly
something something every thing you say



Hiya to the Ops, even though they aren't here.

ergoproxy said...

oh! just NOT too close



I just want to break you down so badly in the worst way

Anonymous said...

My inarticulate, store-bought hangover hobby kit, it talks.

It says you, oh, you ahh soooo coool.

Anonymous said...

trollop,
where are you? please come and work tonight, i miss you and your filthy mind.

Fimble Star said...

MAYO

where are you?
Are you ok?

gnothi seauton said...

Bye Martha, keep well.

Elena - I don't know what to say that will make things right for you. I'm sorry you're so sad. All I can do is send you my love.

Smoke said...

What the hell is going on in here?

^_^

elena said...

GS

The Punks say "Hey".


Yeah I've got them on the phone.

Anonymous said...

Scissor shaped across the bed, you are red, violent red...




(You get the best line!)

Anonymous said...

YOU HOLLOW OUT MY HUNGRY EYES, YOU HOLLOW OUT MY HUNGRY EY-EY-EYES!

ergoproxy said...

Blogger gnothi seauton said...

I just wanna break you down so badly
something something every thing you say


haha that's how I sing it too

and inarticulate store bought hobby hangover kit???

no wonder I never got that line!

elena said...

Note from OP L


Hope everyone at the Gardens is having a good time. Sure it's a great show. Probably plenty of tears but no doubt they will be back! These 5 guys have something special. We'll all be waiting for them.

Anonymous said...

*bounces*

AND WE LIE, WE LIE TOGETHER JUST NOT, TOO CLOSE TOO CLOOOOOSE!

(How close is close enough?)

Fimble Star said...

*walks up to mayos door*

*knocks on mayos wooden door*

knock knock knock

*stands and waits*

*starts to tell im something through the door*

hello mayo, are you there, can you see us? are you ok, you never come around much anymore, i am a tad bit worried. i hope that you are ok. do you fancy having a chat, maybe about fish or ducks? are you ok mayo?

ergoproxy said...

WE LIE WE LIE TOGETHER JUST NOT TOO CLOSE TOO CLOSE...
(HOW CLOSE IS CLOSE ENOUGH)

Anonymous said...

WE LIE, WE LIE TOGETHER, JUST NOT TOO CLOOOOOOSE!

elena said...

Thanks GS

You're kind thoughts help. They really do.

Anonymous said...


hello mayo, are you there, can you see us?




Caaaaan youuuuuuu (seeeeeeee meeeeeee?)

aaaaare youuuuuuuu neeeeeeear (us)?

can weeeeee preteeeeend

to leeeeeave and theeeeeen


we'll meeeeet agaaaaaaain

WHEN

BOTH

OUR


CARS






COLLIDE!

ergoproxy said...

hey fim perhaps he has headphones on better knock louder

oh and this IDIOT WOMAN in a big fucking 4WD wagon driving WITH AN iPOD ON nearly ran me off the road in town the other day, the person in front of her slowed to turn off so she just veered over into my lane to go around them , I swear she was an INCH from my door!!!!!

Anonymous said...

WHAT'S THE WORST THAT I COULD SAAAAAAAY?!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I think strangling is a little hot. It makes me feel like a sicko!


if you're the vampire you ARE a pervert AND sicko

Fimble Star said...

you should of chased them ergo and ran them off the road :)

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

do you think that will work?

Anonymous said...

THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAY

SO LONG

AND GOOD NIGHT


SO LONG


AND GOOD NIIIGHT

Anonymous said...

I totally interchange "can" and "could" for those who may be wondering. :)

Anonymous said...

I dunno, Fim. It's hard to say what will work these days.

gnothi seauton said...

Right miladies, my head is complaining so I shall away.

Kapunua and Mustard ( and Ergo ) - carry on singing, thanks for the TBS linky thing, I shall listen some more :)

To all the poorly sicks out there - get well soon.

* passes candles to OPs *
* passes love to Elena *
* passes St Christopher to RW *


Hi and bye to Smoke and Solly.

* passes sunshine to SS ( we have some to spare! ) *

* passes new party dress to Mayo *

I'll be seeing you.

TTFN

Anonymous said...

And if you carry on this way

Things are better if I stay

So long, and goodnight

So loooong and goodniiiight


Aw, that's kinda fitting.

Fimble Star said...

maybe i should worry that little bit harder then. i should take a class.

nighty night gs, nice to see you
xxx

Anonymous said...

Goodnight, GS! See you later!

Anonymous said...

Caaaaaame a tiiiiime

when every staaar faaaaall

brought you to tears again!

Smoke said...

Sweet dreams, GS!

ergoproxy said...

goodnight GS that is so sweet of you :)

sweet dreams and have a great saturday

Anonymous said...

Hi, everyone!

Anonymous said...

We are the very hurrrrrt yooooou sold

And what's the worst you take

From every heart you break

Fimble Star said...

hello :)

Anonymous said...

Is this My Chem lyric night?

Late dawns and early sunsets..

Anonymous said...

And like the blaaaaade you staaaaain


well I'll be hoooolding oooooon




tonight!

Fimble Star said...

i think it is just lyric night. it was tbs before, now mcr.

elena said...

Night GS

Take care

Anonymous said...

What's the worst that I can saaayayayaya?

Things are better if I stay!

So long and good night...

Anonymous said...

:) Why are you back again? Everyone knows you are roaring prometheus, so why do you keep on trying?

Anonymous said...

Well if you carry on this waaaaay

things are better if I stay!

So long,

and good night,

so long

and good niiiiiiiiight

Anonymous said...

Im just a friendly anon, Anonymous!

Just like my favorite scenes...

ergoproxy said...

H-we arrrrrrr so faar frooom e-you

ergoproxy said...

damn blogger ate that and it's all in teh wrong place now

hello :)how are you?

other anon,lets just see hey? and how are you?

Anonymous said...

) said...

Im just a friendly anon, Anonymous!

Just like my favorite scenes...





No, you are the same one that's been bothering everyone for days and you are making it so obvious to boot.

Anonymous said...

1, 2, 3, 4

Can you hear me?

Are you neeeeeear me?

Can weeeeee pretend,

To leeeeave and then,

WE'LL MEEEEEET AGAIN!...

Anonymous said...

The only thing Ive made obvious is that Im friendly.

Anonymous said...

^ Yo I did that part already. O_O

New song! :)

Anonymous said...

THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT!

Smoke said...

Niiiice.

*gerard voice

A concert just for me?

You shouldn't have!

^_^

Anonymous said...

:) said...

The only thing Ive made obvious is that Im friendly.




The only thing that's obvious is that you've been trying to trick everyone for a while and you keep failing

ergoproxy said...

I just put the downloads on - it really is awesome, I have little vids on my phone of my concert, oh I wish I could do it again
*whistful*

Fimble Star said...

i am so hot!!

ergoproxy said...

I do so love Gerards voice

Anonymous said...

Calm down

there's been an accident

breathe

in and out calm dooooown!

Anonymous said...

Fimble Star said...

i am so hot!!


Flaunt it!

Fimble Star said...

oh hush your mind.

where is solly when ya need her, i need her to blow on me.

Anonymous said...

Oh, my blue HEAVEN!

I dun't think I can do this anymore!

Anonymous said...

An accident??

ergoproxy said...

I'm baking choc brownies

Fimble Star said...

can i have one please ergo?

ergoproxy said...

and I really don't see why people say Ray has a girly voice (him included0 I think he has a lovely voice, it's not deep but it's not girly, Franks is always deeper than I expect

Smoke said...

Brownies you say?

With or without nuts?

Cuz I like nuts. Just puttin' that out there. :)

ergoproxy said...

passes fim the spoon to lick, they aren't cooked yet :)

Fimble Star said...

ATTENTION

smok likes nuts

Anonymous said...

Fimble,

do you just blow sdock or do you blow a lot of people

Fimble Star said...

*licks spoon*

*walks to mayos door*

knock knock knock

mayo, hey, do you wanna lick ergo's spoon?

Smoke said...

FRANK SCREAMS!!!!!!!


LEATHERMOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOHOOOO! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and I think Ray has a lovely voice. ^_^

Carrie said...

This stinking blog has infected my kid with the snotties, either that or the "evilness" of The Golden Compass. I can see how the church could have got their knickers in a twist, but only if you are looking for stuff.

Anonymous said...

Okay, my favorite part then and that's it.

Murder oh, murder, oh, where have you been?

Murder, oh murder, oh, where have you been?

MURDER, OH MURDER, OH,

WHERE

HAVE

YOU

BEEEEEEN!

Carrie said...

And you guys know how to PAR-TAY!

ergoproxy said...

mayo, hey, do you wanna lick ergo's spoon?


O_O

©RW

Smoke said...

Licking the spoon is the best part, right?

Why is that?

Anonymous said...

I love Ray's voice!

Fimble Star said...

hello 10.27

i do blow on solly, and anyone else who asks cos i know what it is like to be hot and in need to be blown on :)

are you hot? do you need to be blown on?

Fimble Star said...

hi carrie, is she ok?

Carrie said...

Yeah, we dosed her, gave her a box of tissues, and sent her to bed. I'm pretty sure she'll live. :)

Anonymous said...

smoke&venom20 said...
Licking the spoon is the best part, right?

Why is that?


Cos there's nothing better than feeling wood in your mouth.

Fimble Star said...

coolio, i hate being sick

Fimble Star said...

ohhhh anon, you're a wee bit filthy. suacy.

Anonymous said...

Fimble,

so your job is to blow as many people as possible

ergoproxy said...

oh anon! I'm shocked!!

lol

it is the best but no nuts sorry smoke

hi carrie! hope she gets well soon, I know how she feels

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck uses a wood spoon?

Carrie said...

I think she caught it from you, ergo!!!

Fimble Star said...

well, if that is my job then i best start dying my hair and practicing my back bends :)

ergoproxy said...

I found out what the sign for "slut" was last night...

not that I'm saying anyone is , the anon's comment just reminded me

you make an upside down V with the first 2 fingers of the left hand and wave the upright fingers of the right hand up through it, IE: one pair of legs, many dicks

proudly brought to you by "How to swear in sign language in australia"

Smoke said...

Anon,

Ummmm, ewwww.

That's all I'm gonna say. WTF?

Fimble Star said...

Who the fuck uses a wood spoon?

shit stirrers who have giant wooden spoons. they just love to stir and stir. leave it to simmer and then stir some more

elena said...

Anonymous said...
Who the fuck uses a wood spoon?



Actually wooden spoons are better than metal or plastic. Any cook knows that.

Anonymous said...

Fimble,

i agree i think back bend girl has been around the block more times than the ice cream man

ergoproxy said...

anon I use a wooden spoon!

they are really great for cooking, plus I can smack you with it for having a potty mouth!

Anonymous said...

\\O//

Amyranth said...

"From Here to Maternity"

Preserving the male virginity since 2001.

Hiya Lovelies.

I just got my mom her mother's day gift.

-A

sdock10 said...

*hangs head and watches potty mouth for fear of being smacked by Ergo*

Fimble Star said...

why did i have a vision of a van made into a backbend going round the streets? madness, pure madness.

so, what is your job?

Fimble Star said...

hey amy, what did you get her?

Carrie said...

Thanks Ergo! Al appreciates it too, she has gotten so many cool things from this blog to spread amongst her friends.

ergoproxy said...

Hi Amy!

mine has been bought appaarently and my car is being washed and I have KFC coming home for lunch!

sending hubby shopping is proving profitable!

Amyranth said...

Fimn, I ordered her a Hydrangea Plant in a stone pot.

Yeah, I know. It's not a bouquet of flowers, but she'll love the plant because it can go in the garden. A bouquet would eventually go in the garbage.

-A

Anonymous said...

\\O//

OMG! what is that

Anonymous said...

Fucking cocksuckers!!

Amyranth said...

Hiya Ergo!

We're still deciding on my birthday present. I have two choices, a bicycle, or a dog.

...

I don't really want either of them, honestly.

-A

Anonymous said...

SWAMP ASS

Fimble Star said...

fake sdock10, why fake it?

ergoproxy said...

I won't smack you sdock, honest

*puts spoon away*

Smoke said...

Hi Amy!

Anon,

What the hell? O_O

Carrie said...

Oh solly is just askin' for the spoon!!

Fimble Star said...

amy, that sounds nice. i bet she will like it.

i bought mine a ipod shuffle, the little tiny ones. i just have to put her music on ready for her day.

sdock10 said...

OOOooh, who is the fake me?

And we all know it's cocksucking motherfucking sonsofbitches.

Carrie said...

Oh duh, yeah, not in blue. Sorry, I'm watching Robin Hood too, my only defense.

Carrie said...

but she STILL is! :)

Amyranth said...

Hey Smoke!

Seriously, who's being stupid enough to impersonate Sock?

-A

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows Solly signs in to swear, you goddamn loser. ^_^

ergoproxy said...

so amy if you don't want either why are they the choices?

well a bike doesn't eat much and doesn't get muddy or shed hair, but it sucks at guarding and isn't really friendly

Anonymous said...

i smell

ASS, FRITO'S, SWEAT SOCKS, OLD SNEAKERS, GERARD'S DENIM JACKET, AND DONKEY SHIT

in here

ergoproxy said...

OK I'm bringing out the spoon now!

Anonymous said...

cocksucking bastages!

Anonymous said...

You totally fail at being Roman Maroni.

Carrie said...

Fim, that's so sweet! We got Al a Nano for her birthday on Wednesday. I want to load it up with Britney Spears and other evil stuff before we give it to her as a joke, but then again, I don't want her to kill me in my sleep. Also, blogger is being a butt.

Anonymous said...

Calm down cocksuckers!! Sdock loves my attn

Amyranth said...

Smelly Anon, pull your head out of your asshole then, before you suffocate and get even more brain-damage than you already have.

:]


Ergo, I don't feel ready to own a dog. Not yet. Right now, cats are easier because they need less training and attention than a puppy would.

A bike isn't really feasible, because I have nowhere to lock it at work, and it's likely to get me beat up, and it stolen someday.

I dunno, I wish he'd get the hint and buy me an engagement ring already.

-A

Fimble Star said...

lol carrie, does she like it?

Smoke said...

ME!

sdock10 said...

Me?

sdock10 said...

Dare I say it?

Fuck yeah!

Anonymous said...

YEAH FOR SOLLY!

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