I Think I'll Call Him Walter.
I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.
p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.
("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
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Cuz I totally am. O_O
Anon:
I'm the 'some,' but it definitely isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Jules:
I think you just gotta give it some feed and some water, and that bird is good to go. Pretty sure they crap everywhere though. Be prepared for a mess, I would think. :)
Anonymous said...
I think strangling is a little hot. It makes me feel like a sicko!
Anon, can I introduce you to Adam Lazzara?
heehe, just kidding. ^_^
Kapunua
Chickens are easy to take care of. Build them their coop, feed them chicken feed and they love table scrapes..they will even eat their own eggs. Let them roam free during the day and they will go back to their coop at night. They are very, very, very, very, very simple creatures.
Jules:
I think you just gotta give it some feed and some water, and that bird is good to go. Pretty sure they crap everywhere though. Be prepared for a mess, I would think. :)
My situation is a little more difficult because I live in a really coooold climate in the winter, and really super hot in the summer, so it needs shelter.
Also my dogs are both sight hounds that kill birds on, well, on sight. So I need to fence it in, but they still need an area to run around and peck things.
It's complicated and I don't know how the hell to build a chicken coop!
K-
We used to raise chickens. Lot's of fun.
I'll chomp on some straw with you, Fim. ^_~
I love roosters! My son and I see one and sometimes hear him every morning when I drop him off at school.
Yeah, they walk around the neighborhood. We used to have a fellow that had cows in his front yard, too. In town. O_O
Thanks, anon! I'm concerned about things like hawks, raccoons, and my damn dogs. I've seen them eat their own eggs though, the filthy cannibals. ;)
*RUNS THROUGH MAYO'S LIVING ROOM FLAPPING WINGS*
My Gran did too, Elena. I am a huge fan of chickens, I think they're loads of fun and are very sweet and entertaining animals. I don't find them stupid or dull at all.
*RUNS THROUGH MAYO'S LIVING ROOM FLAPPING WINGS*
O_o
Did you yell "BaGAWK!"
Mustardisbetter,
Being one of the somes is not that bad. Just have to break out of the box every now and then....but always have somewhere to go afterwards.
I did, but you didn't hear me.
I'm a quiet chicken.
I don't understand. Can someone explain why people are saying they know Mayo?
I'm aware of Adam Lazzara Kapunua but I don't find him all that hot. Sorry! :)
Good morning
kapunua as the anon said, though eating their own eggs is a really bad habit, if you want the eggs
K make sure it is enclosed wire, a place protected from the elements and a perch to roost on (square wood, not round or their feet go bad)
If you don't want the rooster to crow during the night lock him in an area which is just head height, they need to stretch up to crow, at night.
For a rooster, just buy normal feed, hens need laying pellets
Chickens will pretty much eat anything. Ours loved watermelon.
This is totally random but It is one of my favoritest ever ever ever pictures of Bertles, like, ever.
OMG HE CAN HAS PUPPEE
HI mustard smoke elena fimble! *waves*
Right!
Like my closet I cleaned out a few weeks back! I did it especially for listening to music. I am a dork. :)
Thanks, Anonymous. It's very much appreciated.
Ahhh, good advice, you guys! Ergo that's hilarious, I've seen Beatrice stretch out his neck in order to crow but I thought he was just being dramatic. He has a retarded crow when he does it, it kind of chokes off at the end. He's not quite right. I think he's a bantam.
I'm aware of Adam Lazzara Kapunua but I don't find him all that hot. Sorry! :)
I'm sorry anon, I don't understand this language you're speaking. ;D
if you want to spoil Beatrice soak some bread in milk
elena ours do too! We just gave them some the other day.
K you obviously thought he was a girl at one point?
I dunno either, Confused Anon!
Your guess is as good as my own. :)
Hey Ergo!
K,
Isn't he just the most adorable thing? Bertles is adorable, too. ^_^
Hey Ergo
I just sent you an e-mail. How's it going?
Kapunua,
Well, then you will want to build a coop and a nice little yard for them...fully enclosed...to keep them safe.
Bread in milk, I'm sure he will love it!
Yeah, we got Beatrice when they were all hatchlings and I named them all after Shakespeare characters. I tend to assign genders to birds instead of letting them decide. ;)
I'm looking through your photobucket Kapunua I hope you don't mind. You are very entertaining and funny.
I looked at the pic he's def looks like a Bantam, how old is he?
They don't crow well when they're young, plus if he's never heard others they kind of don't know how to do it well sometimes
If he has sharp leg spurs you can trim them too.
Thanks, 7:02. I guess I have to figure out how to do a closing door as well. Ah well, I've done that before, it shouldn't pose too much of a challenge. Thanks!
7:04, I don't think I have anything incriminating in there. I'm sick of having to lock things,so go crazy.
Let's see, we got Beatrice in the autumn of '02 so that makes him six. He does have some long-ass spurs but they are not sharp.
yes K like anon said def fully enclosed, and stake the bottom to the ground or have a wooden frame so dogs etc cannot push the wire in or dig under it.
You can make moveable coops there are heaps of design instructions on the internet.
Will you get some hens too?
thanks Elena, just going there now!
hi, sorry i was lost in pictures. madness all about.
hi ergo, how are you today?
That's a great idea, I will check out some websites. I'm getting one hen, it's Beatrice's wife/sister/ Wife! Sister! Wife! Sister!
They committed chickincest so many times it's untrue.
This is the first day we got the chickens, that little yellow one is Beatrice.
You're funny Kapu, I like your funny pictures a lot too!
Whatchoo doin' today Fim? Are you all done with exams by now?
Thanks, anon. I take my camera anywhere in case I see something that makes me laugh. Which I pretty much do every day.
replied Elena
And can I just tell you that your story about the swordsman and your hair was hotter than Mayos porn. lol :)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
jules, i finished them all yesterday. i find out next week. lucky old me hey.
today, i was watchign the tornado, cleaning and more cleaning. my brother comes over tomorrow for a week so we have to get things ready.
how was your day and can i just say i am super excited for star and her night of rocking. whoop whoop
oh and i had my hair done, forgot abotu that duh
that was for the chicks K
hey fim I'm ok, I feel bit brighter but have a cough and am going through tissues at a spanking pace.
I'm at home alone as I'm being Mother's Day shopped for (It's tomorrow) my one request is for the Muse DVD, I think they really know that too lol
I'm sure you blew them out of the water, Fim. I have no doubts. ^_^
My day was hectic but pretty good. I'm psyched for Star too, and so jealous. I want to be bouncing along to TBS again so badly. PCD is setting in hardcore.
Thanks anon, but I'll tell you, I thought that story was rather dorky and showed me to be quite the social retard. ^_^
How could you forget about your hair, FIM?
Sweet Jesus!
Oh, I was wondering, Ergo. I thought maybe you were being random. ;D
ohhhhh happy mothers day for tomorrow, same in usa, it is on sunday. but the uk was back in march. madness.
when i used to have a cold, i used to sniff vicks. it did wonders for me :)
oh jesus mary and joseph smok, i know i totally failed with my hair, but it does look groovy and sweet. yeh right, i look like a plank but heck, i can try at least cant i.
juls, turn your speaks up loud and rock out like you are there. you know you want to
not the same anon from before, but her eis my confession.
I am a totally straight female of age 27. But the idea of Gerard Way as a woman turns me on like nothing else in the whole world.
MAYO,
i have a question.
do you like teabags?
A taste of honey, Fim, is worse than none at all. ;)
is it sexual confessions tonight?
*spits orange juice all over keyboard*
O_O
fim I have one of those vicks nose sprays it's about the only reason I can breathe!
jules,
tatse the rainbow
muwahahaha
well ergo, suck it up and breath. nothing better than being able to breath clearly. i hate having a cold
anon, good for you
*wonders why you're telling us though*
Mayo likes tossing salads
Mmmm, I think I want some OJ now.
Fimble, you are FILTHY.
7:25, you are filthy, too. O_o
ohhhhh, are you on the ball?
hahaha
fim check your email
not me jules, beanny is telling me all these sorts of things, i am pure innocence 0:)
*hands Mustard a glass of OJ*
Not the rainbow, Fim. NOT THE EFFIN' RAINBOW!
Hahah!
Look at Fim trying to make an angel!
More like }:?
It's a devil. Just go with it, people!
Fim, your halo is a little crooked there, just saying. ;D
I'll be back later guys, I have to do a little research on chicken coops and such. :)
ergo, i will reply only if you seriosuly want to know. it is rather gross so its up to you and i hope you wont be eating food when you will read the reply.
do you wanna know?
*guzzles the OJ*
Thanks, SMOOOOKE!
Oh, I totally see the horns, Mustard!
Fim is no angel. Don't let her lie.
bye jules, have fun.
slash, you are not very good at making a devil, maybe because you are one dirty devil bird
Mayo plays the Rusty Trombone
Stop, Ergo, stop!! You don't want to know!!!!
see you K
hope you're handy with a hammer nails and wire
hahahahaha
that sounds very kinky
lalalalalala
I can't hear you people!
I don't want to know what Mayo likes or does with whatever!
lalalalalala
It's Me
Here is a thought....you follow your dream....then what? Does the world just disappear? Do you go into make-believe world...or do you have to come out somewhere?? Are there people to help you....or are you on your own?
Are doors shut that you wish where still open? Never shut a door on anyone....never say good-bye...just bye...this world is too small for good-byes.
I would rather talk about the nice fluffy bunnies in my yard. There are three and they are currently chasing each other about.
hi carrie, well I know the others so I suppose it's just rounding out my vocab!
Oh and I meant talk about bunnies rather than what Mayo likes, not rather than deep thoughts, just to clarify.
Ergo, that is a dictionary I don't want to read!!! :)
i never say goodbye, i try and say 'see you later' even if i wont. goodbyes sound so sad and final.
ergo, went to look at the linky you gave me. just wow, i needed to rub my eyes.
hi carrie
no anon if you follow your dream the world stays there, you just hopefully find your little part of it has become a better place.
Some doors do close, perhaps forever, perhaps until you need them again, but others will have opened and they may lead you to better things than you imagined.
Hey Fim!
Yo Fuckers!
Wassup in the wonderful world of BlogBelieve in casa de Mayonayze?
fim it is very handy for any slang, but yes sometimes you wish you hadn't looked!
word up fuck, hows it hanging :)
you worked late, how come?
ergo, to true and i liked your advice to the anon.
ok, does anyone know the times for the starting tonight?
I have no idea how to answer that, Anon.
I hope that when we finally reach our dreams, we look back and say, "Fuck yes, I am one awesome motherfucker." :)
I also think it doesn't end. We're always striving for something more, so even when we reach our goal, there will be something beyond even that we will dream about.
Hi guys! Welcome home Solly!
Filthy anons, you are grossing me out.
Dream anon, you're reminding me of this poem that began, "What happens to a dream deferred?" even though I know that's now what you're getting at.
Fim, my great grandma said the same thing and now I have the same habit: you don't say "good bye" you say, "So long" or "until next time."
In Hawaiian there is no "good bye," there is "aloha, a hui hou." That means "aloha until we meet again," and I prefer it ever so much more than "good bye."
I've found some good ideas for housing chickens so far!
Solly's home!
What is up, Sdock!?
Yay! for you being home!
I also think it doesn't end. We're always striving for something more, so even when we reach our goal, there will be something beyond even that we will dream about.
Yeah, I think about that a lot, too. It's corny to say it, but it is important to always have goals, or something to look forward to. More than anything, the best thing (at least for me) is to keep learning. Learning is actually more exciting than "achieving" you know?
Fim,
I had to work late because I get to be the boss for 4 days next week.*
*Means I have to do every sonofabitching thing myself
Niiiiiiice!
So, how is everyone?
Greetings Blogbelieve!
To those of you who are always with me in spirit - this one's for you, my friends.
From the heart and with much love.
I came this close to asking anyone if they wanted some of my tossed salad that I just made and then I remembered what the anon said about Mayo.
O_O
Can you guys fill me in? What have I missed today?
I thought we were throwing a TBS/MCR party up in this bitch tonight.
My mouth is really filthy tonight. Maybe I should start over.
Hey there Anon!
YAY!
Greetings Anon!
Hi 7:56. ^____^
Hey! Greetings back at you! And we're always there. Like, back in the very top, left hand corner of your mind? That's us. ;)
*air shreds the "Venom" solo to kick off the partay*
Good vibes to you, good vibes!
oh have to say also I LOVE the article from mibba fasc posted about the Gerard Way unit, very very clever!
why did i picture you anon as an alien saying greetings hahaha.
i totally have a scene from something liek wstar trek saying
greeting, we bring peace :)
how are you this super fine friday anon?
solly, isnt that good that you get to be the boss?
and does anyone know when the start of the gig is? i wanna know when star starts to rock out
Hey, I wanted to make sure this got out there:
A Sicilian Sonnet for S(S)S
This one's for you, a whisper in your ear
for all the kind thoughts you've thought to impart.
It isn't much, but know that it's sincere
and every silly rhyme is from my heart.
Left on my own, I always persevere,
yet so much better when you're taking part
and smiles are brighter when we know you're near
and linger for a while when you depart.
It's hard to bear the malice-filled unknowns:
as they endeavor to disgrace and shame
the mayhem that they've wrought, it really sucks!
So thank you for the words, and for the Ramones!
Your kindness in the dark was like a flame
though next time you should upload songs by HALLUX!
hi anon!
have a great night!
smok, guess what i am watching.
home alone!
Like, back in the very top, left hand corner of your mind? That's us. ;)
Exactly. And if you ever feel a sharp ass pain like all of a sudden that feels kind of like a screwdriver, well, that's just me yelling at you. ^_~
Bwah!
smoke I think we will have to call it- mixed salad, lettuce and tomato salad....etc now
Have fun guys. Gotta go watch The Golden Compass with the fam and try to figure out why Annie's Church was all with the boycotting and censoring and such.
ohhh have fun carrie.
By the way, here are the lyrics to Aloha 'Oe, and a translation:
Aloha ʻoe, aloha ʻoe
E ke onaona noho i ka lipo
One fond embrace,
A hoʻi aʻe au
Until we meet again!
Aloha to you, aloha to you
The charming one who dwells in the shaded bowers,
One fond embrace
before I go,
until we meet again!
There are no good byes in Hawaiian! ^_^
*sets up Mayo's 27-speaker, Dolbi Digital Surround Sound, equipped with 4 sub-whoofers and thing that makes it go "BoooooomBoooooom"*
*puts on "Give 'Em Hell Kid*
*pretends to be Gerard for two seconds*
ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS READY TO PARTY?!?!
Bittersweet
so true, SS, so true
*stands on table*
*drink in hand*
*Stumbling around*
I AM READY TO PARTY
*tackles Fimmy*
Haha! Got you, missus!
Um... why is K wearing a chicken on her head?
It's good to wear a chicken, RW. ^_^ It protocts you from the elements and is a good conversation piece.
SO MUCH aloha to you and yours, S(S)S. Let's have more sweet than bitter, yeah? :)
And he also makes a fetching chapeau.
Beatrice, I mean. Not SS.
hey RW!!!
*grabs drink and sticks box of tissues under arm*
PARTY!!!!!!
LINE OF HIGH FIVES!!
*high five*
finally
*runs and jumps on rw*
i missed you sooo much.
^Geez, the blog ain't going anywhere and neither are any of our friends. O_O
*Puts SS on as a hat*
He is quite fetching actually.
*misses one on purpose, but not really, but sort of!*
Hi EP, Solly, Mustard :D
AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!
*flails at FS*
Is there a party in here tonight?
*blows a balloon*
*draws on it with sharpie*
*walks up to slash*
*takes pin out of poocket*
POP
RW SS could be a chapeau, if he stayed still,... and you had a strong neck
Bittersweet.
^_^
You got me smilin', SS.
And still laughing.
You are awesome, dude. You totally are. We all are, right? ^_~
It would be hard to tip one's hat to him if he was the hat though.
*Puts SS on as a hat*
He is quite fetching actually.
*is not going to go there*
jules, take SS off your head.
Poocket?
So... what are we celebrating/mourning in here tonight?
Err, sorry.
*puts SS down*
Hi, S&V! :D
I gotchoo a tractor, did you read that? It's very shiny.
It's Me
Before I sign off for tonight wanted to put another thought into your heads....Are online friends (people you have never met) as important to you as people you have met....flesh versus virtual...is virtual less meaningful then flesh? When either reaches out, are you able to be there for them? Over the last few days I have heard some "crying" for help. Night to all...sweet dreams...tomorrow is another day.
Bittersweet
Let's rock n roll!!
Crank it up!
While it's easier to put a face to people you see every day, it's sometimes easier to put into words semi-anonymously what you can't say to your closest friends. There are people here who know things about me that I have never been able to tell my meat-space friends. So while the two worlds are different, neither is less significant.
*cough cough*
Um... what's the bittersweet occasion?
if you are truly friends, if you have reached that place where you have their contact details, then i think you can help them.
i am happy with my virtual frieds, maybe more then i am with my RL friends but i have seen that they are not my true friends. but i can also be hurt and saddened by my virtual freinds.
i have made friends here which i will keep, i wont let them get away, i am the number 1 stalker.
Is it because it's MCRs last show before they take a break?
anon yes they are, but they have limitations. However knowing you can be supported by people who understand how you feel and offer advice without the difficulties sometimes associated with real life relationships (knowing mutual friends/family etc) can be very helpful.
(but given that, it is important the online relationship is based on honsety, not deliberately trying to present yourself as someone you are not)
To find people who you feel a link to is magical, even if you never get to meet.
Though as we've seen, sometimes they do!
rw, i dont think it is.
i have missed you on aim missy and f/b
I miss you too, Fimmy!
This time tomorrow I will be back home & have full access to all things Internet.
Are you kidding me? BlogBelieve is da bomb! I love the people that I have met here. They have truly touched my life. Not hardly a moment goes by that I am not thinking of one of them, all of them, or this place.
rw, i dont think it is.
Then what's the occasion for the partying in here tonight? I just walked in & feel like I've missed something :/
You slay me, oh Subtle one.
SLAY. ^_^
Aloha squared, my friend. :)
RW!!!!!!
I have missed you! I did see my shiny new tractor! ^_^
Use it in good health, S&V :D
That takes me back to the day when I Googled Hallux trying to find out about this super cool new band. >.<
I failed, dude. ;)
Not hardly a moment goes by that I am not thinking of one of them, all of them, or this place.
Solly, you know, I do the same thing and I hope that's not too odd. Mummy K, too. I think about you guys all the effing time. I'm like, "Oh man, i can't wait to tell this to the folks at Mayo Clinic!" I take a picture and I think, "Mayo would like this" or I see a goose, I think, "SS would like this."
And you guys know I'm emailing you everytime it gets slow at work.
Is that weird?
rw, it is cos tbs and mcr are playing at the msg tonight.
party time.
and
HALLUX
i take your HALLUX and raise you a thumb.
beat that muhahahahaha
I like our BlogBelieve place.
It's, like, the most awesome hole-in-the-wall place in all of the internet.
Ok, Fimmy. Cool :)
Oh my GOD, I check my email like every half hour. It's like little reward for working for 30 mins straight.
RW, We are celebrating TBS/MCR day today. I think.
You and me both, Mustard. I totally did. ^_^
I wonder what time the show starts, and when Star will be bouncing along to TBS. I asked her to give Eddie a big hug for me, too. :D Haha, as if!
I totally did. ^_^
LOL, you totally did. ;D
Oh God. I was totally like stepping across that line today. THE GREAT EYEBALL OF DOOMDOM was just gonna have to kiss my ass.
I couldn't stand it any longer.
i take your HALLUX and raise you a thumb.
Well, I see your thumb, missus, and raise you a severed toe!!
*high fives Smoke*
Go us!
GO US! /Adam
TEAM AWESOME!
I run away from your severed toe and raise you an ear
An ear??
0_0
Good morning Mayo.
Good morning All.
GS, HI.
wow, how are you any better?
*high fives Mustard*
Hullo, GS! :)
Bwahaha!
Not the severed toe, RW! NOOOOO!
Hiya GS!
*high fives Sdock*
*high fives Mustard*
*high fives Jules*
*high fives Fim*
*high fives Ergo*
*high fives GS*
*high fives RW*
*slaps Solly upside the head*
Hi RW :)
HI FIM - a lot better than the other day thanks but that may have something to do with having a 4 hour nap earlier on this evening!!
How are you?
Hi Kapunua, Mustard, Smoke and Solly.
Mustard - are you feeling better?
*runs up to Mayo to give him a high five and totally psyches him out*
Snap!
*High fives everyone a bunch of times like a dork*
Have you been unwell, GS?
Hi GS, how are ya?
high fives smoke back!
hi GS you feeling better?
*high fives GS*
* rubs hand *
For a wee person you have a mighty slap! Remind me to never get on your bad side.
*runs and gives wedgie to mayo*
hehehe kidding
gs, i am glad you are that bit better. it has been going around lately hasnt it. i tried your code but i couldnt get 321. i was baffled, it was hard.
*sanitises hands*
high fives everyone
Guess what?
I forgot hand sanitizer!
Bwuahahah!
why is it always dirty hands.
Guess what?
I forgot hand sanitizer!
o_o
Oh, sorry Ergo, I missed you there. I'm much better, how are you feeling though?
Kapunua - better thanks. How are you? Are things more ' settled '?
RW - yes. It was the ' Bunged up ' blog in here the other day. How's the farm?
The farm was fabulous, GS, best part of my trip! Though it's very dusty out there.
I got piccies. I'll post them when I get them developed.
That's good to know, GS, I'm glad. Things are a little more or less settled I guess. ^_^ Thank you for asking.
is blogger going slow for anyone else? it takes me ages to get it up
Madam, that's quite the confession!
It was running a bit slowly before, Fim, but oddly enough Yahoo has been a bitchass to me all day. O_o
i tried your code but i couldnt get 321. i was baffled, it was hard.
The problem is I threw all the info away ages ago so I have to solve the clues the same as you. But I do remember that after the first quote the clue to the next ' treasure' was;
Who is the loudest whisper on the blog?
What's it feel like to be a ghost???
LOUDER NOW, LOUDER NOW!
LOUDER NOW, LOUDER NOW!
Shit!
arhhh i get ya gs, i will go see her blog then. cheers hahaha
and rw, shhhhh
The problem is I threw all the info away ages ago
NO I DIDN'T. I'VE FOUND IT!
Gs I feel a bit better today, yesterday was awful, I have the runny nose/cough blahs, but apart from that I'm ok :)
loudest whisper would be elena?
oh me!!
Fimmy: ;P
oh bugger, i was tyring.
well done ergo, top spot ma dear
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