Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tort Law, reversed.

I Think I'll Call Him Walter.

I conjure up images in my head
for no reason at all. I think
they arrive to scare off the vagrants,
or perhaps to offer welcome. All they do is sleep,
and take up space ("the images or the vagrants?").
There are far more legitimate opponents
to overcome than those fucking demons. But they continue
to pick, pick, pick at every thought. And I am bored.
Lately they have been searching around
in the attic, pushing through the pink
fibrous fluff insulating the electric tangle.
It isn’t too dangerous to let them rummage, last I heard
most of that material is useless anyway.
Rarely do they find anything of value
(but that doesn’t stop them from trying to sell that shit on ebay).
Sometimes they trick me into joining them
in the mutilation (discount, decay, delete).
What the villains don’t realize is that
pilfering my reflections fuels my anger
and encourages my breath. They have been
diligent fuckers (pick, pick, pick).
So tonight, I should maintain
my creative endeavor well into bliss. (A bad habit?),
perhaps…It does keep me warm though and tells me when to eat.
So back to the images of vagrants, last night
I pushed a few of them out into the room,
in hopes that they would accompany me, at least
for a little while. There is one stubborn fucker
…that refuses to relent. It pokes me
and pushes my fingers to tap a line. Advice
is meaningless but the words sure are pretty.



p.s. what a shame another party dress ruined at the outing.


("Brought to you today by the letters: TINC and the number 0.")

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Anonymous said...

Like Mustardizbetter

Kassiopeia said...

Great minds MIB, great minds!

Now I must depart to do what I'm actually paid for...

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

What about

MayonaiZ?

Anonymous said...

Oooo, mustardizbetter. I like it!


Bye, Kass! Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

So, today is the day that ends it. I'm not really sure whether I should be happy or sad. I'm caught somewhere in between.

Sending lots of luck and awesomeness to the dudes of MCR and TBS!


Mayo:
Have a great Friday, dude! I hope the sun's shining on you. I refuse to post one of my favorites from the 70s, but if I did, you would love it! ;)

SS:
Make it a great day!

Who am I kidding? You will!

I hope we can, in some way, return the hope, the kindness, the generosity, all of it, I hope we are able to one day return it to you. Maybe we have, I don't know. But, if we haven't, I hope we can.

Have a stupendous day!

BlogBelieve:
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, but you can't tell! That's the best part!

It's Friday, and I am going to listen to TBS and MCR all freakin' day long. I will commemorate this event just as I commemorated Herbert's birfday with an all Used day.

Sincerely,
Your #2 Dork.


P.S. #1 Dork is Frank Iero for rapping onstage at a rock concert. Props, yo, props!

Anonymous said...

Bye, Z Anon!

Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

If you were to take all my comments from yesterday and look at them by themselves, youd see I never was aggressive, mean or hateful (or whatever else you guys called me overnite). All I did was be friendly and somehow youve misconstrued that into something ugly.

I said several times Im not your someone special.

Open your eyes and look closer.

You kids have a wonderful day now. I truly mean it.

Pixie said...

hi and a nice morning/afternoon to all of you (mayo and ss incluede of course ;) ) , hope you´re all doing fine.

I haven´t been to this blog the last days, I was just so busy, I´m planning my moving to germany for June and of course, nothing goes like planned, so I had to change my plans etc... also my laptop broke down (so I´m sorry my cousin and bc no new pictures at my picture blog till I´m at home in Germany) and I have to use an older computer at the moment, it runs with windows 98 so it´s kinda slow....
and of course, our internetconnection also makes trouble and we have problems to go online...
I´m at work at the moment and yay I can leave in 30 minutes and it´s finally weekend. I just thought I show up and say hi and that I´m still alive, also I´m sure no one missed me here ;)

maybe our internetconnection allows me later this evening to show up here...

have a nice friday and take care!

pixie

Pixie said...

damn finnish keyboard, I wanted to type included ^^

Anonymous said...

Mean, hateful, aggressive, no. Deceitful, dishonest and disturbing, yes.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I am the modern prometheus. Hear me roar.

May 8, 2008 4:21 PM


Roaring Prometheus said...
Hi, Anima. Hows it hanging?

May 8, 2008 4:27 PM

Anonymous said...

Hi and Bye, BlogBelieve!

Gotta actually work today, damn it all to hell. >_<

You guys have a good one!

Oh and I know this sounds stupid but who is Carmine? I don't mean the actual Laverne and Shirley one, I mean TJ's Carmine. I was just wondering....

Stuff like that bothers me sometimes.


Anyhoo....

XOXO

Pickled Possum said...
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Anonymous said...

9:22, I will take your (all of you) abuse because I know you guys have been burned in the past, until you warm up to me. I just wish youd do it under your regular name.

Pickled Possum said...

Argh, don't click that!!

It was supposesd to be italics, sorry.

# ^_^ #

Anonymous said...

I'm not a regular in blue. Never have been.

Pickled Possum said...

Silly me!!

I've removed it and I'll try again...


Amyranth said,

...now you gotta get the approval of the two hicks outside on the Porch. One is sitting with a piece of straw in her mouth, and a Tony Stewart ballcap on. The other one is wearing dirty coveralls and polishing a gun while rocking on the porch swing.
May 8, 2008 11:12 PM


Pure gold Amy!!!

I loled for longer than was appropriate reading that.

Sorry sisters ^_~

Love you really =)

Goodmorning everyone!!!

Pickled Possum said...

*looks between fingers at screen*

Yay!! Got it right this time!!

*jumps up and down with yappiness*

Pickled Possum said...

Hi FASC, Kass, Mustard, Toujours standing on the concrete, Socky, Princess, 616, RP, Z Anon, Anon and Assorted Early Morning Stragglers!!!

Mustard said,
I don't know whether to laugh or...laugh! ;)
I felt exactly the same way lol
Thanks for posting the Muse lyrics MIB. A fine way to start the day =)

Toujours,
You made it!!
You've ended up at MSG!!
Who would have thought, as you planned your initial roadtrip concert dates, that you would end up in NY for the final tour concert date?!?
It really has been wonderful, and a pleasure, to 'travel' with you.

MissT,
Fingers and eyes crossed for you =)

616,
Oooh, thank you! That was lovely!!

*smooches back with compound interest*

FASC,
Thank you for all the video links!
Wow, all those videos seem like from a lifetime ago, but really it is less then 18 months O_o
The band sure has packed a lot in to a short amount of time. They've worked pretty damn hard, and must be ready for some Rest and Recreation!

Hi ya Mayo!
Hi ya SS!

With your NOPE and HOPE you are now the blogbelieve title holders of Tweedledum and Tweedledee ^_^

Now remember to play nice with the flamingos =)

Pickled Possum said...

Hi RP,

I had a read through of all of the comments and I think the main objection was the use of the word prometheus.

I know words here can't be patented, but that one does have a very strong link to SS so it's kind of hands off =)

TBH it didn't read like you were pretending to be him. More like you like what he says, like many of us do, and, you do seem to have a very good knowledge of everything here.

I see no reason at all why silent people can't have lurked the whole time and been privy to everything that has happened on here. I'm sure there are many more that lurk that could answer the Quiz Anons quizzes 100% correct.

Just a quiet suggestion - how about a name change, and omitting the direct quotes =)

Anonymous said...

Bwahahahah!
This is way beyond ridiculous!

I didn't know that Shitsubou Shita owns the copyright for the words 'prometheus', 'roar' and 'roaring', respectively.

What's next? The forbiddance of the usage of the letter 'S'?

Look here, anon: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

But I understand you:
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.

Pickled Possum said...

Eeeekk, I'm all over you like sunblock this morning Mayo,sorry!!

So today it all ends at MSG for MCR.

Since I'm being rather contrary this morning, I'm going to say I think things are good again between GW and FI if this footage from Philly is anything to go by Great interaction and responses that don't seem obligatory.

This show today at MSG is going to totally rock!! It is going to be the biggest, badass show of their lives.

Have a great time TJ and Rose For Emily!!

And have a great day everyone else!!!

Pickled Possum said...

Hi Siobhan!!

I didn't know that Shitsubou Shita owns the copyright for the words 'prometheus', 'roar' and 'roaring', respectively.

What's next? The forbiddance of the usage of the letter 'S'?


lol 'course not =)

There's been some confusion over identities lately so people are just a bit more protective that comments don't get incorrectly attributed.

Nice to see you and Pixie back on at the same time. Now you just need BC back =)

Righto, got to blow. Nice to see you ^_^

'Night all

Kassiopeia said...

Hi Mayo!

Hi PP!

Hi Siobhan!

Hi RP! Nice to make your acquantaince.

Hi Anon! Ditto (I think.)

Props to SS for yet more words of wisdom!

Go MCR @ MSG! I can't believe I'm gonna have to get a life of my own until 2009.

Have fun at the above TJ!

I'm off to antagonise my friend's 16 month old twins. Awww!!

Have a great weekend e'rebody!

Kass xx

anima said...

Happy Friday everyone!!!

Wow, I loved coming in to see those videos. Great way to start the day. Thanks you guys!

TJ!!! Throw a fist or two for me. I can't believe tonight is the last one! Have fun and stay safe!

Pixie, it is so wonderful to see you! Have an amazing weekend, hope you can make it back here soon.

Mayo, sending you love today, for whenever you need it. :)

SS, sending you smiles, for whenever you need it today. :)




Make it a great day you guys! It's Friday! MCR is at MSG! Couldn't be happier.

♥ to all of you.

Anonymous said...

SS wannabe
Never gonna be

anima said...

SS, have I told you lately that I ♥ you? I think I have, but just in case you forgot. :) Thanks dude.

Anonymous said...

SS you make me LOL. Bwah!

Niiiice.

Hi Anima! Bye Anima!

Hi Pixie! Bye Pixie!

Hi PP! Bye PP!

Hi Siobhan! Bye Siobhan!

Hi Kass! Bye Kass!

Hi SS! Bye SS!

Hi Mayo! Bye Mayo!

Can you guys tell I'm totally in work mode today? Ummm, uh-huh.

♥♪♥♪ to you SS! ^_^

anima said...

Oh and Mayo, if you are out and about today. Throw a few fists and a couple karate kicks. Why? Because it feels damn good!

I can't decide if it should be "Feel Good Friday" or "Fuck it Friday"..... O_O

Anonymous said...

Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.

- Fulton John Sheen

Anonymous said...

*yawns*

I'm bored.

Anonymous said...

Being skeptical is one thing, being downright hostile is another thing entirely.

Anonymous said...

i hope Toujours has an umbrella, it's raining like a motherfucker here in New York.

Anonymous said...

This is for anyone interested. From dark horse comics.....Gerard Way interviewed by Emily The Strange

It's really good!

Anonymous said...

She can stand under my umbrella...

She can stand under my umbrella...

ella

ella

ella

Anonymous said...

i wanna know have you ever seen the rain

Anonymous said...

it's raining
it's pouring
waiting in line
is fucking boring

Anonymous said...

Raindrops keep falling on my head

Fimble Star said...

goodmorning or afternoon everyone. i have just returned for my hair, and i am so hot.

i hope you are all well today?

pixie, fantastic to see you back, i am sorry about your pooter. do you have a date for your move?

kass, you make me laugh. bring on sunday, fasc get ya face painted ready, ok.

smok, i was totally thinking that as well.

who is carmine?

Anonymous said...

SS, "Whoop Whoop!"

Okay, I can't resist any longer:

TBS & MCR @ MSG in NYC.

It's been killing me all day. I like looking at all the pretty letters. :)

Anonymous said...

I've seen fire and I've seen rain...

Don't forget that one!

Anonymous said...

I talk so much shit. Ignore me.

Fimble Star said...

stupid thing to do.



hey slash, i loved the pic you gave me. i you so beautiful and bling bling

Anonymous said...

I'm only happy when it rains...

Anonymous said...

*showers Fimble Star with Skittles*

You guys wanna see the picture I gave Fimble?

You know you do.

I'll post it anyway.

Fimble Star said...

It's Rainin Bran! Hallelujah

Fimble Star said...

dont slash,

if you do, mayo might see it and want to dress it like.

mayo whip out ya bling bling.

Anonymous said...

It's a still of Frank rapping "Fresh Prince" in Philly (Cheesesteak).

Hot off the presses, dudes.










Oh my God, my humor is outstandingly unspectacular! ;)

Entropy said...

Morning, guys!
Wow, MCR at MSG. How awesome is that? Everyone going, have fun. It sounds like it's going to rock your clothes off. Cry emo tears for it being the last of them for awhile.(or ever)

I have to drive home today, and it sucks. Fourteen hours of suckiness.

Jennicula said...

Hey gang!

Yay it's Friday!

Mustard, you made me laugh yesterday. I didn't wanna. I wanted to sulk and stew. I almost smacked the smile off someone at work. But dammit, you made me laugh.

Thank you. I owe you one!

Yo Fimmy!

Fimble Star said...

hi entropy, take care on your drive home, its a long way and tume.

STAR have a fab time tonight and party like a rock star.

Entropy said...

That's a funnay picture there, Mustard.

Fimble Star said...

yo jen, how are you this fine friday? anything exciting happening that i should know about

Jennicula said...

Nope



:)

Anonymous said...

Jen! I'm so happy I made you laugh! There's no telling what it was, but that's good!

Hey, Entropy!

Anonymous said...

Oh, hello! Forgot two uber, very important ones.


"November Rain"

"Purple Rain"


And I am NOT failing at being funny! ;)

anima said...

Hi Fimblelina, Mustard, Entropy, Jennicula, and everyone who was here earlier!

Entropy, sorry to hear about your sucky long ass drive. Thank god for music!!!!

Mustard, that picture was hilarious. I've been searching youtube, and I can't find anything posted yet. I wanna see Frank rappin'!!

Poor TJ, I don't think she has an umbrella. :(

Anonymous said...

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down...

Anonymous said...

All those songs about rain


I can keep this up all day, Mustard. How about you? ^_~

Anonymous said...

Hi everyone! *waves*

The weekend starts here! YAY!

So has Frank been making it rain again?

I'm popping back and forth sorting out me tea.

Fimble Star said...

guys, i have to run for a bit. i will be back later.

have fun

ss - why not, taste the rainbow today, its friday :)

anima said...

Hi Lucy Lu!!

Hi Rain Anon!

It's been raining here all fucking week! Love the rain, but not while I'm working. I can't enjoy it. :(

Jennicula said...

Mustard, of course I can't find what you said, but it was great!

Anima - the answer from yesterday was turqoise :)

Fimble - you've ruined Skittles commercials for me, you know.

Hey Bean and Entropy (and anybody else I may have missed)

Anonymous said...

I wuv you trollop.
whank you so much for being dirty.

Anonymous said...

What do you guys think the "I'll make it rain" refers to?

Is it that rap song?

anima said...

"turqoise" very pretty! I would have never guessed that. :)

See ya Fimmy! Taste that Rainbow!

...


Okay, I need to get back to working... bummer, it's totally killing my Feel Good Friday buzz.

Anonymous said...

Fat Joe - I make it rain

Jennicula said...

turqoise is also the same color as turquoise...

damn the stupid non-spelling-edit button.

anima said...

Haha! I like your spelling better!

Jennicula said...

If I've massacred that color yet again - I'll just say blue/green or green/blue. Does that work?

anima said...

Anon, at 1:01, I'm not sure I get what you are asking. But then again, I'm multi-tasking.. ^_^

anima said...

Jenn, that totally works. :)

Anonymous said...

Eddie Reyes is doing his rain dance in NYC!


"I saw a kid for sure get hit in the skull."

That was a great interview. :)

Anonymous said...

You all got hit in the head with ice rocks, didn't you? ;)

Welp, I'll be around!

Entropy said...

No more Lights, Army, and Street boys.

Emo tears!

Carrie said...

But now you can come home and AIM with meeeee. Isn't that worth it? DON'T ANSWER!!!!

Entropy said...

Yeess!

And I'll see them again so it's coolio. I hope. Soon.

resurrected wreck said...

*launches herself at Fimmy*

*sees too late that she's not in here*

*does mid-air twist to land on Mustard instead*

*sees too late that she's also not here*

*lands face-first on the blog floor*

*gets up, brushes herself off, checks to see if anyone was watching*

*slinks sheepishly away*

Anonymous said...

It really is raiming cats and. Crotchless panties up

In this bitch!

Entropy said...

Guess we're invisible again, Carrie.

Entropy said...

But we did see and laugh.

resurrected wreck said...

It really is raiming cats and. Crotchless panties up

In this bitch!


o_O

resurrected wreck said...

Hi Entropy, Carrie, and K :)

Entropy said...

I saw on the weather channel about it being pretty bad over there.
It's raining here, too, so that should just add to the awesome driving.

resurrected wreck said...

Anybody going to the Madison Square Garden show tonight?

resurrected wreck said...

Well, I'm heading off for the afternoon. Have a great day, all :)

Anonymous said...

It really is raiming cats and. Crotchless panties up

In this bitch!



Pretty sure RW said it best!

farawaysoclose said...

TBS & MCR @ MSG in NYC.



oh very well said mustard!!

how fucking exciting!! i wish with all my heart i was going!!! hey i wonder if they are videoing it??

hello family!!
hi mayo man!
hi SS and thanks for that info!! i still don'ty know how to change the about me bit without changing my whole blog name!! cos i am stooooopid!!

we all good??

oh anon @ 11.53am thank you for that emily the strange/GW interview type comic book thing!! very good! i am tempted to order it!!

pixie!!!! you were missed my friend!! i have tried to comment on your blog but it won't publish my comment??!! i'll try again in a min.

farawaysoclose said...

don'ty is a new word obviously!!

farawaysoclose said...

look at their hair in this one!! i like GW's here! nice!!

farawaysoclose said...

hey this is cool!!

farawaysoclose said...

PP thanks for that link of FI and GW being happy bunnies together!!

sorry i'm just catching up backwards!

Anonymous said...

Hello, everyone.

Today is a great day!

farawaysoclose said...

hey guys i found this on mibba.

its really funny actually.

GERARD WAY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
Chapter One: Unpacking and Programming Your Unit
Part I: Unpacking
Before opening the box containing your GERARD WAY, please note that this box must be opened in near or total darkness, as your GERARD WAY will be very reclusive until he has become used to you. Once you have removed your GERARD WAY from his packaging, brush off any remaining Styrofoam pieces. Your GERARD WAY does not need to be charged before use.

To wake up your GERARD WAY, use the included coffeepot to make some of his favorite coffee. If he suddenly appears behind you while the coffee is brewing, do not make any sudden moves or loud noises, as he is very sensitive. Note that he will not be able to speak coherently before drinking coffee.

Part II: Programming

Your GERARD WAY comes pre-programmed with several functions, and he has enough internal memory to learn many others. Additional memory may be purchased from the manufacturer.

Musician: GERARD WAY is extremely skilled at singing and possesses an extensive musical knowledge. This ability increases greatly when he is placed near a MIKEY WAY, FRANK IERO, RAY TORO, or BOB BRYAR unit. He will often retreat to a dark corner and listen to his included iPod accessory for hours at a time. (Note: Do not bother GERARD WAY when he performs this side function, as he will become very upset if he is not allowed this solitary time.)

Performer: Your GERARD WAY must be allowed to perform a minimum number of concerts per month. It is one of his favorite things to do and brings him extreme joy. He invents many dance moves for concerts. As your GERARD WAY can be very forgetful at times, be sure he is equipped with his included uniforms, stage makeup, microphone, and microphone stand before departing for a concert. He enjoys a wide variety of venues, including but not limited to large arenas, small concert halls, clubs, basements, festivals, and outdoor gatherings (e.g. Vans Warped Tour, Projekt Revolution). GERARD WAY enjoys performing much more when accompanied by the previously mentioned units, most notably the FRANK IERO.

Smoker: GERARD WAY has a very strong addiction to smoking cigarettes (and the occasional cigar) and thus needs to be allowed to smoke several times a day. Trying to convince GERARD WAY to stop while only result in him becoming very reclusive and mopey. He will feel very guilty about his smoking habit, but it will not be enough to convince him to stop because this function is pre-programmed.

Artist: GERARD WAY greatly enjoys drawing and painting in his spare time. He will gladly use the enclosed art materials to illustrate various comic books. Be careful not to leave your homework out in the open, since he will likely use it to doodle. The GERARD WAY is very protective of his artwork and will not share it with you until it is finished. While he likes constructive criticism, rude or hurtful comments will often cause him to cry or retreat into a corner and listen to his iPod for several hours.

Best friend: GERARD WAY loves his friends and will do anything for them. If you ever need someone to talk to, your GERARD WAY will not hesitate to listen and give advice. He loves to help people. He is strongly opposed to self-harm or suicide, so be careful mentioning these subjects to him. He is not prone to violent acts unless wearing his included Revenge outfit and holding the included handgun. If you see him acting like this, tell him he is scaring you. This command will immediately reverse his actions and return him to his previous status.


my fav line:
GERARD WAY enjoys performing much more when accompanied by the previously mentioned units, most notably the FRANK IERO.

how sweet!

farawaysoclose said...

sorry but i find this so funny too!
can you tell i am bored!!

Your GERARD WAY will enter into Artist Mode whenever he feels threatened or bored. Signs that GERARD WAY is about to enter Artist Mode include:

Dislike for conversation
Excessive use of iPod
Gathering of Art Materials

Once GERARD WAY enters Artist Mode, only the most severe of events will cause him to leave it. He will remain in one place for several hours. Be sure to remind him to eat something, as this will be one of the last thoughts on his mind. He will occasionally take a short break for coffee or to replace any materials he might need. Do not startle him while he is in Artist Mode, as he may scream like a small child and become very fearful of you.

farawaysoclose said...

hello RP! you caused a bit of a stir last night!!

Anonymous said...

Every time I mention Gerard or any of the guys, their names will be preceded by the article 'the.'

It makes them sound one of a kind.

Oh. Wait.

;)

farawaysoclose said...

oh i like this too!

Part II: Cleaning

The GERARD WAY unit is fully capable of washing himself, though he will often require encouragement to do so. When on tours such as Warped Tour and Projekt Revolution, he will not be able to bathe quite as often and will require more attention. Remind him to shave often, as he looks atrocious with a beard. Also make sure you clean his ears out regularly, otherwise he will not be able to do any concerts and will subsequently need to release his energy in other ways.


the mind boggles!!

fav line Remind him to shave often, as he looks atrocious with a beard.

funny!

Anonymous said...

Hi errbody!

I got one hour left to go! YAY!

It's Freakin' Friday people!

^________^

farawaysoclose said...

hi mustard!!

this made me smile too!

FRANK IERO: The FRANK IERO unit is one of GERARD WAY’s closest friends. He is the rhythm guitarist of the band and becomes quite hyperactive at times, especially on stage. The GERARD WAY will often bring the FRANK IERO to interviews, though the GERARD WAY will undoubtedly do most of the talking. We are happy to announce that all previous defects that would cause the FRANK IERO to do strange things to the GERARD WAY during concerts have been removed.


ADAM LAZZARRA: The ADAM LAZZARRA unit is your GERARD WAY’s best friend outside of the band. They have been known to do amusing, silly things together, such as record random videos wishing people a happy New Year. The ADAM LAZZARRA unit always loves to be around your GERARD WAY and can help him be happier if he is in a bad mood. We strongly suggest purchasing an ADAM LAZZARRA unit so your GERARD WAY will not be bored when you are not around.

farawaysoclose said...

hi princess!

i am nearly finished i just find this amusing.

Problem: Your GERARD WAY is complaining that he has no more coffee and has curled up on the floor in the fetal position, rocking back and forth and whimpering.
Solution: While your GERARD WAY is not very easily upset, there are occasions where he will completely lose his mind. One of the most extreme examples of this is if he runs out of coffee. In case of emergency, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SUBSTITUTE DECAF. The GERARD WAY will become irritable and could progress into the Angry setting if this occurs. Instead, reassure GERARD WAY that the coffee will be replaced soon to keep him calm. A trip to Starbucks will solve the problem until the next day. Small doses of espresso may be administered if a trip to Starbucks cannot be completed.

Anonymous said...

We are happy to announce that all previous defects that would cause the FRANK IERO to do strange things to the GERARD WAY during concerts have been removed.

O_O

farawaysoclose said...

OK last bit!!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When the box containing my GERARD WAY was delivered, I opened it and instead found a very short man completely covered in tattoos with two facial piercings. What gives? I thought GERARD WAY was afraid of needles!
A: We apologize, but it seems you’ve received a FRANK IERO unit by mistake. Without the proper owner’s guide, this unit can be extremely dangerous. Simply place him back in his box (He may protest, but tell him he’s being sent to Candy Mountain and he’ll calm down) and mail it back to the manufacturer. We will be happy to send you a replacement unit with one of three extra accessories as our gift to you.

Q: When I woke up this morning, I found that my GERARD WAY had cut his hair really short and completely bleached it! What’s going on here?!
A: Your GERARD WAY is trying to be part of the BLACK PARADE collection again. Remind him that the BLACK PARADE is dead and he will stop.



should credit the author......

horsie890 on mibba.

i thought it was really good myself!!

Anonymous said...

Bahahah!


Who the hell writes this stuff?! This is actually kinda priceless!


Smoke, are you taking notes? We gotsta remember this stuff for our BlogBelieve Empire.

Anonymous said...

: We apologize, but it seems you’ve received a FRANK IERO unit by mistake. Without the proper owner’s guide, this unit can be extremely dangerous. Simply place him back in his box (He may protest, but tell him he’s being sent to Candy Mountain and he’ll calm down) and mail it back to the manufacturer. We will be happy to send you a replacement unit with one of three extra accessories as our gift to you.

You mean, there's an actual replacement for Frank Iero?

I DO NOT BELIEVE. >_<

Hey Mustard! Hey FASC!

Anonymous said...

Remind him that The Black Parade is dead and he'll stop.

I swear this shit is funny as hell.

Anonymous said...

Remind him that The Black Parade is dead and he'll stop.

I swear this shit is funny as hell.

Anonymous said...

Whoops! Damn, didn't mean to double post. O_O

farawaysoclose said...

hi princess and mustard!! fucking class isn't it!!

Anonymous said...

Well........

45 minutes and counting down!!!

See you all in a bit!

MissTottenham said...

Hi Mayo.

Hi SS.

Hi everyone.




A HUGE BLOG SIZED HANKIE FOR EVERYONE WHO IS STILL SNOTTY!



Anima: anytime, it was fun.

Miranth: Tee hee.

PP: thanks so much sweetie.

Wendy: Just smashing thanks.





Well, today my sis came home from work and said that everyone had comented on how nice I looked yesterday. Just goes to show what a bit of yellow can do. It makes everyone smile.






P.S. My feet hurt.

anima said...

That was meffing funny!

...

"tell him he’s being sent to Candy Mountain and he’ll calm down."

I gotta remember that the next time I wanna kidnap him. ;)

farawaysoclose said...

hi miss T and anima!!

Anonymous said...

*throws a bucket of yellow paint on MissT*

AW!

YOU IZ SO BOOOOOTIFUL!

Oops, wait! I missed a spot! ;)


Hi, FASC, MissT, Anima, RP, and Smoke!

MissTottenham said...

Hiya FASC, how are you sweetie?


If I naff off it is because my computer is going at snail pace tonight and I will have died of boredom waiting for the page to refresh.

Pixie said...

hi, how´s it going ? long time no see :)

farawaysoclose said...

miss T mine is soooo slow also!! ridiculous!!

hi pixie! i tried to comment on your blog but it wouldn't let me do it 3 times??!!

anima said...

"P.S. My feet hurt."

Awww, I am sorry. How are those blisters and bruises doing?

I bet you look smashing in yellow! That was sweet of your sister to relay those sediments. That always feels good. :)

...

Hi Princess!!!

...

FASC, thank you for sharing that stuff. That person did an amazing job.

anima said...

Blogger is being really slow for me too.

Hi Pixie!!!

anima said...

Mustard, hi to you too! I'm missing everyone.

Anonymous said...

Blogger's being slow for me, three.


MissT, you don't have to wear yellow to be lovely. :)

Anonymous said...

Hey, Anima!

Hey, Pixie!

Pixie said...

that´s weird fasc, it should work ^^ maybe blogger has some problems? it also takes ages to refresh this site ...

Carrie said...

Miss T's sister gave her dirt? :)

farawaysoclose said...

my pleasure anima!!

guys as always and it is shit but mr bloke has just emailed me 6 times from the sofa to say he is bored and i've gotta go be with him!! so i better do as i am told as we are actually geting on pretty well at the mo!!

can i just say that i have been thinking about MCR all day!! nothing new there then!! but you know end of the fucking tour!! it kinda kills me!! hope they rock the fuck out!!

course they will!

*hugs* to everyone, mayo and SS also!!

love to you all!

Pixie said...

byw fasc have a nice evening and take care *hugs*

Carrie said...

Bye FASC! You'll probably be in bed asleep by the time blogger posts this dang comment!

Anonymous said...

Goodbye, FASC!

Have a wonderful evening!

anima said...

Hi Carrie!

Bye FASC. It was lovely to see you, as always!

Carrie said...

Hey Anima, Mustard, Pixie, Miss T! Yeah, Blogger is seriously testing my short attention span.

Bellatrix said...

Hello Mayo, SS and Family!

Faraway,that’s simply A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!
I laughed so hard!
Take care!
*HUG*


Oh,and SS... XD!!!
*waves*


So guys,how've you been?

Pixie said...

sorry guys, I´ll show up again tomorrow, it´s not working, it takes ages to load and I´m not patient anymore, to late for that already ^^

have a nice evening and take care *hugs*

Anonymous said...

I'ma pummel Blogger.

Hey, Carrie! Hey, Bella!

Anonymous said...

Goodbye, Pixie! Sorry about Blogger! >_<

Anonymous said...

Hi and bye Pixie!
*HUG*

Hey mustard, how are you?

Carrie said...

Bye Pixie, Hey Bella!

Carrie said...

Hubby's home, gotta go see how his day was! Catch you guys later!

Anonymous said...

Hi and bye Carrie!

Oh God, is it me or blogger is extremely slow today?

MissTottenham said...

Hi Mustard, Anima and Bella. I hope you are all well.

Strange this blogger being slow for everyone.


Hi and Bye to Pixie, FASC and Carrie.

Sorry I missed you. I was rebooting the computer but it made no difference.

Anonymous said...

*kicks Blogger's ass*

Goodbye, Carrie!

Bella, I'm doing well, thank you! How are you? Better days for you? :)

MissTottenham said...

I didn't know blogger was being a FUCKING TIT for everyone.

I have wasted time rebooting the computer, deleting rubbish, upgrading my virus control cos that was overdue.

IT'S STILL FUCKING SLOW.

Come on blogger, pull your finger out mate.

Anonymous said...

MIIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!
*runs towards MissT and jumps in her arms*
HI!!


I'm definitely better Mustard!
Thanks for asking! :)


So,today there'll be the last MCR show,right?

Anonymous said...

Yep, Bella!

The last show is tonight in New York! It's kinda odd. Doesn't feel like it's about to be over.

anima said...

*punches blogger in the stomach*

GRRRR!

I need to get some more work done. Talk to you guys in a bit. I HOPE!!

Bellatrix said...

Hi anima!


Yeah,that's odd.
They deserve to stop for a while,though.

MissTottenham said...

*scoops Bella up in her arms*

Great to see you girl.



See you later Anima sweetie.


MUSSSSTTTAAARRRDDDDD!



I am getting bloody bored of this. It's like livivng in the dark ages waiting for blogger to work tonight.

I feel as if i am having to climb into the screen and turn the pages by hand. That might actually be quicker.

Anonymous said...

That they do, Bella. :)


MIIIIIISSSSSTEEEEEEEEEE!

Bellatrix said...

Hey,I’ve just found out I HATE BLOGGER....just so you know.

MissTottenham said...

*pulls down PJ bottoms and wiggles arse around*


Kiss it blogger!

Bellatrix said...

Ladies,I have to go.

Take care,see you all tomorrow.
Love you!
'Night.
*HUGS & KISSES*

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight Bella, sweet dreams and huge snogs.

Anonymous said...

This blog is brought to you by the letter "Z"....


Come and play
Everything's A-okay
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to 33rd street....

Anonymous said...

This blog is brought to you by the letter "Z"....

You are in my mind, and that's really scary.

I was about to pick at Mayo about that. O_O

MissTottenham said...

Blogger sucks.

I'm giving up tonight.

See you all later.

If I don't see you all again this weekend, have a great one.

I will be in f1 heaven.

Anonymous said...

I love music alot.

But I am a fangirl for the pretty men in bands and I don't want my serious musician friends to know it or they won't take me seriously.

elena said...

Hey everyone

It's damn good to be here. I'm at work but want to hang here.

TJ does not have an umbrella and is soaked. But she wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

Oh and Carmine

Well I'm Laverne, TJ is Shirley and Carmine...well that's Mayo!

Anonymous said...

... these are my confessions...

I guess you gotta give part 2 of your confessions

Anonymous said...

Well I'm Laverne, TJ is Shirley and Carmine...well that's Mayo!






That's funny because she's talked on here about meeting him.

Anonymous said...

Elena, maybe someone will let TJ stand under their umbrella! Or maybe Rihanna will show up or sumthin'. ;)


Confession Anon:

I don't know that it's a "serious" type of situation. We all love music for different reasons. But, I do think that when it comes to "fangirling," lines need to be and should be drawn. :)

Anonymous said...

Blogger works again! Whoot!

elena said...

Hey Mustard

I've been getting "soggy" text messages all day. LOL

She said there are about 200 people in line now. She's been there since very early this morning. The girl is gonna catch a cold!

anima said...

Elena it is so wonderful to see you!!!

I wish I could stay but I can't, gotta head home. I'm taking a nap and then hanging out with the hubby.

Why am I so friggin' tired all the time? Maybe I should call my doctor, and get some uppity uppers. ;)

Confessions Anon, you are only human...I think there is a fangirl/guy in all of us. I wouldn't worry too much about it. Hang in there!

...

Well, Blogbelieve friends, I love all of you and I wish you a wonderful evening.

anima said...
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Anonymous said...

Damn, just 200 people right now? What time do the doors open?

Anonymous said...

Bye, Anima! Have a wonderful evening!

Smoke said...

It's finally Friday!!!!

WHOOP! WHOOP!

HEY!!!!!!

anima said...

Damn, I wish I was in NY right now!




See ya Mustard and Fimblalina. Hope to see you soon!

Anonymous said...

HEY, SMOOOOOOKE!

anima said...

Haha! I totally just read "WHOOP" and thought is was Fimble. Sorry Princess! Have a great night!

elena said...

Not sure Mustard but I think the rain is keeping people from lining up.

Hey Animia...Talk to ya later.

Smoke said...

Haha! Well, I did totally steal that from Fim. ^_^

Night Anima!

Smoke said...

MUUUUUSSSSSTTTAARRRDDD!!!

Whatchoo doing?

Anonymous said...

Nuthin'!

Whatchoo doin'?

Anonymous said...

did MCR sell the Garden out. i hope there aren't a lot of empty seats, that would be embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

I think strangling is a little hot. It makes me feel like a sicko!

Smoke said...

Not a damn thing. ^_^

Fimble Star said...

strangling what though? there are a lot of things to strangle

hello everyone
*waves*


STAR, HAVE AN AWESOME TIME, I KNWO YOU WILL

Anonymous said...

Dunno, 6:25 Anon. We'll probably find out within the next few days if they did! :)

Anonymous said...

Toujours said....

and last night, texting with elena, leaning on her a bit, i realised that part of what is making me sad is the idea that i have to say good-bye to carmine.



Elena is saying that Carmine is Mayo. Why does Toujour have to say good bye to Mayo? Is he shutting down the blog?

Smoke said...

My husband is trying to prove to me tha Gavin Degraw's tongue is square.

It's not but it's funny listening to his argument.

Bwah!

Smoke said...

FIMBLE VENOM SOCK STAR!

Anonymous said...

I am sorry TJ is getting all wet....Wish I could give her my umbrella :)

Anonymous said...

Ooo, Mr. DeGraw has a new record coming out Tuesday.

I iz very excited!

Anonymous said...

Hello! Do you think maybe Carmine is Gerard to TJ....think people....think.

Smoke said...

Yeah! He was on Regis and Kelly this past week so dude recorded it. He's such a Mr. Mom. Anyhoo...

It's pretty damn good. I like ol'Gavin.

Smoke said...

Solly is having to work late today. :(

HEY SOLLY WOLLY!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi guys!

I have to build a chicken coop.

Anonymous said...

there is only 200 people outside of the Garden because New Yawwwkers are way to impatient to wait in line. trust me i know :)

Anonymous said...

Aww, why does Solly have to work late? WTF? That's no fun!

Fimble Star said...

hey, my computer shut down on its own. then when i have turned it back on, i can work my buttons again. i think i have ridden my CTD.

i hope that the one that gave it me can rid it too hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Not even going to ask why you're having to build a chicken coop, I mean, aside from the fact it's for housing a chicken, but anywayz!

Hey, Kapunua!


SDock + Working Late On A Friday = Much Suckage.

Smoke said...

Hey K!

I don't know what the hell they are doing. Working late on a Friday is bull-poo-poo.

Fimble Star said...

jules, i thought you sqaid you were building a chicken soup. the mind boggles

elena said...

A chicken coop?

Why?

Anonymous said...

Some have direction in their lifes
Others do not
Some live by routine
Others do not
Some have stability
Others do not
Some know where they will be a week from now
Others do not
Who are you? The some or the other?

Smoke said...

Fim,

You're not alone. I read it as 'chicken soup', too.

^_^

Anonymous said...

No chicken soup for this little black vegetarian duck! Hey Fim! ^_^

Elena, I have to take one of the chickens from work because my boss doesn't want to keep them anymore. We've had them for five years! Anyway this one rooster is really friendly and he's the coolest bird, and I can't even think of him going to some stranger's house. So I have to take the chickens. Only I've never had any chickens before so I don't know wtf to do. O_o

Fimble Star said...

smok, we are just to slow together.
do you wanna chomp on some straw ;)

Fimble Star said...

well, what a crappy first comment.

Anonymous said...

This rooster lies down upside down on your head. His name is Beatrice.

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