Upon arrival, there isn’t nearly enough air to fill my lungs, so in desperation, I scream. Pulling in all that I can because suddenly I feel empty. The comfortable heavy warmth in my chest has been displaced by vacuum. I have no control over where I am. My arms and legs, unbound, find freedom a challenge. And, although I feel hands pulling and fingers pressing, I have no idea why. It is cold. So, I reach for warmth and I find it in purity. I know where I came from; I did not want to leave and with grief comes depth and in the deep I find surrender. It was warm and I swam in it before I knew you. I would go back, but that was before I saw your eyes, before I was pulled into this world and onto your lap a sloppy mess. I need you and without you I am sure I would not thrive.
p.s. i can only imagine.
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No Contest
even if no one gets me, if i'm the only one laughing at my jokes, i won't hide myself away from life. it's uncertain and it's dirty and it's fucking exciting, and i want to be a part of all of it.
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
it's too good to waste in hiding.
toujours
February, 21, 2009 1:27 AM
heart full
Today on my way home from class, I stopped off at the petrol station for some petrol. I paid on my card which wasn’t a lot, and then as I was getting into my car, I saw an old man walking past the building. He had a red and green stripy jumper which was frayed at the ends. He was also wearing some jeans that were dirty and had holes all over.
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
I sat there and became intrigued by him because I didn’t know what he was doing, so as I sat there and watched him, he continued doing what he set out to do.
He walked past the trash cans and first picked out a cup with some drink still in it (one of the cups that you get from burger king that has coke in it). He then walked over to the next trash can and pulled out the end of a half eaten sandwich. In my shock horror, he ate it and then went to sit on the wall to drink the drink he had found.
I felt sad, I wanted to give him my last $4 that I had but I was told when I was younger that you should never give people money, you should give them something they need or can use because that way, if they had an addiction, they would not be able to use the money for their addiction. So I went into the shop and bought a chicken sandwich from their deli counter and then walked out of the building.
The guy was still sat at the wall drinking his drink so I walked up to him and asked him if he would like this sandwich. He thanked me and said that he was hungry.
I should of felt good after that, doing something for someone else but all I could think of is where his next meal will come from or where in fact he will sleep tonight.
Fimble Star
September 30, 2008 8:08 PM
(Tonight, although I am cold and my feet are sore, my belly is full.)
It helped.
Jennicula,
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
Thank you for sharing your story. Although it only appeared briefly, I was lucky enough to have caught it.
Once upon a time, for me, that was the best part of this place...having my words related back to me from another's perspective.
And it never mattered to me who said it, just that it meant something to the writer.
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something
Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life. Hold your head up high and be proud of who you are. If you've had a shitty day and you feel like people just don't want you to be happy, and when you find yourself struggling to make it through the day, just keep on believing and keep the faith. Also, from personal experience, don't push people away. When they say they want to help and that they are there for you, let them in. Believe me, I know how fucking scary that thought is, but don't shut others out.
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
paperheartxx
September 22, 2008 11:07 PM
Retro-spectacled
Sometimes, when you look back on stuff in your life, you know, the crap that makes you shake your head and say, "Holy shit, what the Hell was I thinking?" it's part of what makes you - you.
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. I have made small mistakes and really big, fucking scary mistakes. Would I change those mistakes and blunders?
No. Wanna know why?
Because they make me - me. They help make up the person that I am, what I've learned the hard way. Hopefully I've learned from my mistakes and have become a better person for it. And, hopefully I don't repeat those same mistakes. Although, sometimes I repeat variations of certain ones, but I'm working on that. :)
Jennicula
June 11, 2008 11:19 AM
aloft
Blazing against the sun
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
like locusts,
samaras swarm the sky
and skitter to an earthly end,
dry
like clever words.
I want to make them fly up,
flip heaven upside down
and dance across the top of hell
and sing your thoughts
to the sound of thunder
that you love so well,
rip open the littered sky
and bathe in the light
or draw across the firmament
the blanket of the night.
In only a day they have
covered the ground,
their brief flight
yielding nothing permanent
on infertile land,
a fleeting moment of swarming glory
that calls to mind our own
short story:
Diamonds and petals,
the loom and the light,
the inkdark moon, foxfire marsh,
an open, waiting hand.
Clever winged seeds
of childhood reminiscent--
and like the idiot grown-up heart,
as stubbornly indehiscent.
Weaver Girl
May 26, 2008 11:27 PM
Electric Blue
…today I saw a ulysses butterfly it was in our yard and settled to feed on our hibiscus. They really are fantastically beautiful things, the electric blue is amazing, however as they sit with their wings closed they are rather nondescript and dull. Sometimes people are like that, from the outside they seem unappealing but within there hides an amazing beauty for those lucky enough to see it. I hope you appreciate beauty in all things, and look for it perhaps where others miss it.
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
ergoproxy
April 29, 2008 4:45 AM
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.
I read your post again and suddenly without warning memories of construction paper filled my head. I remembered all the lop-sided flowers my girls made when they were young. Bright blue, yellow and pink flowers that were cut out with blunt end scissors would fill the windows to decorate for Easter. An occasional bunny was attempted but those usually ended up looking like creatures from a horror movie. Flowers were so much easier. I can close my eyes and hear the paper being cut into petals. I can smell the Elmer’s glue squirted on in huge blobs to attach each misshapen petal to form the flowers. We had a huge arts and crafts box full of wonderful items just waiting for their imaginations to turn into something wonderful. In my mind I see my daughters, as they once were, small, blond little girls sitting on the floor surrounded by scraps of paper and other art supplies. They would create their masterpieces then proudly show each other. Oh and Lord the messes that would ensue if the glitter made an appearance. Now, the box is forgotten. I’m not really sure where it even is anymore. The few flowers so lovingly created that survived are faded and dusty and high on a shelf they sit. Time marches on, so many things get left behind.
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
Today was the first Easter I spent alone. I don’t think it really upset me until I remembered the construction paper flowers. Of course I understand that my daughters are growing up and have lives of their own. But understanding doesn’t make it any easier to accept. I miss my little girls in their frilly Easter dresses. I miss the laughter that filled the house when they found what the Easter Bunny left for them. And I miss making the damn flowers.
Elena
March 24, 2008 3:57 AM
From the corner.
I wonder if you noticed
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
all our friends playing
Some had never tried before
and the result was amazing.
Poems from the corner
from the left and right
We did our best to keep them flowing
Late into this night.
If nothing else was accomplished
I hope we made someone see
How truly beautiful and amazing
a poem can be.
Sdock10
March 13, 2008 11:36 PM
Thank You. Truly.
"This little world has grown around us, out of nothing, and it is a remarkable thing. Even the dark and dirty parts, the violent parts. Humanity will not thrive without passion."
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Redrum
March 1, 2008 3:13 AM
Uncondensed
Your words are what give value to this space.
Never do that again.
Yes, I am aware.
Character Advocacy.
"Don't ever pretend to be something you're not. You are who you are, and no one can change that. The people who don't like the real you are just gonna have to suck it. Don't take shit from anyone. Don't crumble. Throw a few birds, and walk on.
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
I'm still trying to do this, so maybe we can work on it together."
mustardisbetter
January 16, 2008 4:48 PM
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“I decided to stop pitying myself. Other than my eye, two things aren't paralyzed, my imagination and my memory.”
Jean-Dominique Bauby
Jean-Dominique Bauby
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And should I remind you that I am on dial up?
What? What was that? Yes, I said dial up!!
*smacks Mustard*
Say it again. I dare you.
^_~
I am off to get food. later.
*smacks Solly*
No reason.
Just because.
eww that doesn't sound good, you should stick with Taco Hell
Olive Garden is a hard one. they don't need another name, their food is vomit inducing enough
Bye MJ!
Awwww, Anon. I knew it was hard.
I LOVE OLIVE GARDEN! They have good salads. ^_^
And tiramisu (?)
Olive Garden is s'okay. When you live in hicksville like me and Smoke, you kind of get this false impression that Olive Garden is some fancy shmancy place, but it's not. They just serve some salad, warmed up bread sticks, and sketti.
My husband is blaring gospel music out of the surround sound. O_O
Anon you have no way of knowing what kapu said about those people was true or not. I believe Kapu about those people because she has no reason to lie. No one here knows those people and she was asking for advice on the situation. If what kapu had said about those people wasn't true than that was between her and them. Not a bunch of asshole on the Internet who don't like her because of her opinions.
What they did was wrong and illegal. She should have to stop and think about what she is posting on the Internet because some asshole might use it to get revenge.
If they don't like what she has to say than they could have emailed her but they are the ones who took it into the real world. They are the ones that are going to far with this.
Mayo, if I ask nicely and say "pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top" will you give me a praline??
*returns the favor*
*smacks Smoke*
*pulls Smoke's hair*
I'll kick you if you aren't careful.
;)
i'm sorry, didn't mean to offend
i had to say something shitty about Olive Garden because i couldn't think of a gross name for them and it pisses me off when that happens :)
>_<
Oh it's on like donkey kong.
*does dropkick on Mustard*
*puts her in the Figure Four*
*makes her tap out*
Yes, I know all the wrestling moves. ^_~
Messed Up Food Naming Anon,
You're funny. ^_^
Messing Up Food Names Anon,
Olive Garden is kinda shitty. I mean yeah, just yeah it is really.
I can't think of a gross name either.
You can't make me tap out. That's, like, against the law or something.
*pulls your hair again*
Olive Fartin' is all I got, dudes.
Sounds funny!
Pulling my hair is against the law.
Now you are gonna pay! >_<
*steel cage drops from Mayo's ceiling*
*lights go dim*
*cool intro music starts to play*
*steps over Mustard and Smoke and plops down on couch next to Messing Up Food Names Anon*
Are you watching this shit? Keep watching!
It's bound to get good. They're playing now, but someone is going to get hurt and get mad as fuck in a minute.
Correct!
Anon at 5:32 and Anon at 6:18
it's time for me to get something Shiteous to eat.
Goodnight all
- Messing Up Food Names Anon (i like that)
*goes underneath wresting ring*
*pulls out a Toro*
Yeah, you know what? That cool ass intro music is coming from him. So, there.
*flips you over my back*
*spins you around and around and around and around until you feel like you're about to blow chunks*
Dang it! I just had to scroll back and see who and what was correct.
Goodnight MUFNA!
Come again! Eat something tasty for me!
But she is blind to those facts and feels wrongfully let go from her job. She was wrong.
Night, Messing Up Food Names Anon!
Mustard,
You know I'm laughing too hard to like think of a snappy comeback, right? :)
Haha!
I crack myself up unintentionally.
It's BlogBelieve, and I guess Mayo's family room can have a built in wrestling ring, huh?
That's right. ;)
Damn skippy!
And Mayo is the creepy announcer dude with the deep voice. ^_^
*sigh*
*sits on couch alone*
*starts picking at the cracks in the pleather*
*steals Mayo's pralines...all of them (Muwhahaha!)*
*with lightening fast, "Venom" paced speed, throws them at Smoke*
Are you gonna give up? Huh? Are you?!
With all that has been going on, all Mayo has to say is pralines?!
And what am I? Am I like the judge or scorekeeper or tv announcer or something? What can I do?
Is that a cigarette burn on that cushion?
*smells*
Nope, that's not what it is.
Anon,
Apparently, they are very good pralines. Aunt Sally's or something or nother. He won't share so I can't judge how good they are.
And you know, it's not polite to talk with your mouth full.
I'm tired now.
What are we gonna talk about? Hmmm?
Is that a cigarette burn on that cushion?
*smells*
Nope, that's not what it is.
EW!
*stumbles in from the porch, dizzy as fuck*
What the hell just happened?
I think I gave up five minutes ago, Mustard. ^_^
I have to fix my hair again now.
Fuck! I don't know!
You know me! I can't have more than one window open at a time!
My frozen pizza is going to be delicioso!
Yeah or as delicioso as a frozen pizza can be.
What ya wanna talk about, Mustard?
TODD? Are you lurking about?
Why do I picture Mayo updating his profile to 'fantastic' and 'pralines' grinning like a jackass?
MUWAHAHAHA! I AM EEEE-VILLLL!
Things we can talk about:
Ray's skillz
good books
cleaning tips
favorite vegetables
Free hugs.
Carrots! I am munching on little baby carrots like right this minute.
Anon, are you psychic? What am I thinking? Hmmmmmmmmmmm....
No, don't go there.
FUN! Good topics there, Anon! :)
Ray's skillz
Well, that's a given. ;)
good books
1984!
cleaning tips
Things needed:
1. shower
2. water
3. soap
favorite vegetables
Cauliflower and broccoli and sometimes broccoli with cheeeeeese.
RW,
Awwwh, I can't watch youtooobz. Damnit.
Can I just have a hug?
*squeezes Solly to bits!*
You bring the pralines, I'll bring the cream?
thanks for the vid, made me cry.
And I'll bring the cafe au lait!
Can you say "lazy New Orleans afternoon"? :)
I ♥ you, RW.
Will you sit with me?
Redrum,
How goes it? Long time no see.
Hiya Redrum!
Anon,
Ray skillz?
How about Jack White skillz?
Niiiice.
Hey, Star!
Hey, Redrum!
Hey, RW!
Books?
Hmmm, haven't read one in a looooong time.
Vegetables?
Carrots.
Hey, Sdock, Redrum, Smoke, RW, Mustard, Anon,
How is everyone tonight?
Hello.
Not bad, thank you. Yourself?
Hi Star,
What ya doing?
Hi Star!
This is what the vid was about, Solly:
Free Hugs Campaign
Hi, Star! :)
I'm eating a totally delish frozen pizza. I am pleasantly surprised. It doesn't take much to surpise me actually. I always expect things to be shitty.
I would love to sit with you, Solly :)
I'm watching my husband chop carrots and celery to mix in with rice in his groovy Japanese rice cooker.
It's his favorite cooking device ever!
You're welcome, anon @ 7:03pm :)
Pizza makes life worth living.
And, you know, all that other stuff does, too.
Oh man, I love that dude, and I don't even know who he is. That guy gets it, too.
I about to go watch the video you posted, RW. :)
Redrum, Damn straight it does.
A praline sure would be good though, I can't even lie and pretend it wouldn't be.
How about Ray's short shorts. that is always a good topic
You guys know that Mayo is not the only one in Blogtown with an interest in pralines??? There are like 6 others.
Niiiiiiice.
How about Ray's short shorts.
*is blinded by the knees*
Ray's shorts make the world a better place.
Spread the word.
I always pick up a nice batch of Aunt Sally's best whenever I'm in NOLA, Solly :)
Ray's short shorts make the world a better place.
That dude rules. OMG, I love the Free Hug guy.
Sick Puppies rule, too. ^_^
I've only been to Louisiana once, RW and that was a few months after Katrina. It was an eye opening experince, but I missed the pralines.
God I wish we could have gotten am interview where Ray and Frank were asked about the shorts.
Dear Mayo,
Respect these women who have given you their heart and soul for 10 months and do something about the harassment. You expect alot out of these women and this is something small you can give them in return.
Regards,
A on LI
OMG, Ted DiBiase (?) is on Trinity.
Solly,
Do you remember him?
Ray's shorts, you say? Poor man. As discussed already, I can't imagine what possessed him to agree to such a bet. Funny as hell though!
And I'm not one of the BlogBelieve Lovelies who like pralines. I don't think I would like them, 'cause I don't like nuts.
Oh, damn. Please don't take that in a gutter direction!
You don't like nuts?
*passes out*
Ted DiBiase?? Sounds familiar...refresh me.
Mustard! Does not like nuts? Does not comprehend.
*raises up long enough to snicker at Mustard and answer Solly*
The Million Dollar Man.
*passes out again*
I went to New Orleans every Halloween from 1996 til 2000, Solly.
I hope to be back there sometime either this year or next.
God, I bet me and Mikey What-not Way could talk all day long about old school wrestling stars.
Bwah!
I thought he was a wrassler. Good to see my mind is still sharp as evah!
Mustard, what music shall I listen to?
Yeah, I dunno. I just never have liked them really. They're too bark-y and nutty and remind me too much of eating a tree.
Not that I've ever eaten a tree, but you understand...I think.
RW,
Then you have to come through Georgia and visit us!! Yeah, it's totally on your way back home.
Salty nuts are so good to nibble.
You're asking me?
Hmmmm, what's your mood?
Mustard,
Have you tried being (G)entle with the nuts?
Just questioning....
I have about seven pecan trees in my yard.
I ♥ pecans.
Almonds.
Hazelnuts.
Walnuts.
Peanuts.
Almonds.
Pistachios.
Everything but cashews.
Bleh.
Manic melancholy...Is that a mood?
Gutter, Salty nuts are da bomb diggity!
I knew it!
I knew you dirty minded people would do it!
I'm always (G)entle, Sdock.
*still gives me the heebie-jeebies*
Gutter and Solly need to go sit in the corner.
I didn't even go there. O_O
Damn! I guess I should be working on a costume for myself if I'm going to do New Orleans again, huh?
Nuts can be a choking hazard. Be careful.
I don't like cashews either, S&V. I think we're in the minority on that though.
Ooooh, cool! Make me a costume, RW!
^_^
Puuuwweeeezze?
Manic melancholy.
TBS is screaming at me. Songs off of Tell All Your Friends though.
Cashews make me feel icky. I don't know why.
RW,
Then you have to come through Georgia and visit us!! Yeah, it's totally on your way back home.
Totally! :) I've always wanted to go there, actually. And my favourite aunt lives in Georgia.
Gutter,
You are in time out.
Oh, hell!
I haven't listened yet to the list of TBS songs K gave me! 0_0
Smoke,
I am always in the corner. I stay in the corner.
RW,
Like a mardi gras costume???
Mustard,
Yes, TBS sounds nice. I am doing some One Republic right now. Stop and Stare gets me every fucking time.
Gutter,
I like you. Just sayin....
The Peach State is so lovely!
Boring but lovely!
^_^
RW is going to come to Georgia!! YAY! YAY! Where does your favorite aunt live???
RW,
You might want to delete that comment about not listening to TBS.
O_O
You saw how she acted about me trying NUTELLA! Somehow I think Adam is even more important!
Am I done being punished yet?
RW is going to come to Georgia!! YAY! YAY! Where does your favorite aunt live???
Just outside of Atlanta I think, Solly. But I'm not sure. I'll have to check on that.
Sal T. Nuts
Yes, you must try Adam.
O_O
Still feeling a bit evil.
Gutter,
Ummm, NOPE.
How much longer?
You might want to delete that comment about not listening to TBS.
Uh-oh.
I'ma gonna be in such trouble...
Gutter,
I even gave you fair warning. Should'a known Smoke would get you. You should'a known!
;)
ss,
i am so blind sometimes, i dont see whats right in front of me.
*smacks hand*
thank you, it is very small and yes, you have to look within. thank you sooooo much.
hello guys, how are you all tonight?
Schweaty Balls
The more you ask, the longer you stay in time out.....
Wanna ask again?
Don't make me break out my whip. I have one, ya know!?!?!
Hey, FIM!
This conversation should be right up your alley.
;)
are you taling about nuts and gutters?
bit fuzzled at mo, watching tornado and i think she may be ill so i am close eyes at the mo on her.
Hugh Dick
FIMBLE VENOM SOCK STAR!
I didn't see it either!
SS,
Dude, you gotta just spell shit out for me sometimes. I swear.
*launches herself at Fimmy*
*misses*
*lands in the Gutter*
Er.. sorry :(
Gutter and I can get into much trouble in the corner. You should really let us go.
Hugh Janus
Fimble!
BLOW! BLOW! BLOW!
*puts Gutter and Solly in separate corners*
Now. Don't make me come back over here.
0_0
Whispers...macademia
Smooth round nuts are the best.
Runs away before I'm put back in the corner.
Are we gonna watch AI tonight and bust on 'em?
save your breath for the fires solly, they are still really bad :(
hey rw
*picks rw up*
*squeezes rw*
i have missed you. missy
Solly and S&V, there's a copyright limit on how many shocky faces I'm allowed to do. Between the two of you I'm way over my daily limit!
Gutter,
I believe it's all about the texture. Right?
Fim, I'm just picking at you! :)
Smoke has her hands full to two gutter-minded terrors! ;)
smok, we can be blind and slow together. is da rake all gravy?
AI BUSTING? Fuck yeah, I'm down with that!
I like holding nuts in my mouth and sorta sucking on them to get all the salt off first.
Just sayin...
Oh you are gonna get it, Gutter. >_<
Dread Boy got sent home last week. :(
I am sad.
I kinda hope that Syesha kicks both their asses.
Sdock, how is it you put it?
There's no where to go now but way down?
Way down (way down)
Way down (way doooooown!)
I've missed you too, madam :)
*squeeze*
Guess what? I'm gona make a costume this summer for a trip to New Orleans! Uh... I may not go to New Orleans this year, but still. An over-the-top party frock should definitely be part of my wardrobe in anticipation of going!
slash, stop it. i will try to be proper tonight, i dont want your dirty antics. i dont think me maggots could cope with you ha
I finally saw dread boy after hearing all of you go on about him for weeks (I don't get any TV channels at home, you see). He was cute.
I like holding nuts in my mouth and sorta sucking on them to get all the salt off first.
Nah, I don't think there's anything to add!
O_O
ohhh rw, you made me all excited now. i want details, what have you in mind and what is this trip for? :)
He was cute, but his hair looked like dog turds and his singing was kinda of the suck.
RW,
I wish I could come play with you and let you measure me and make me dresses and stuff. We could totally play dress up and go out like that. How fun would that be?
Stop it with the nuts! X_X
RW,
He was so pretty. I don't think he was really into AI that much but he was pretty.
His singing was kinda of the suck!! MUHAHAHHAH!
And he forgot the fucking lyrics. I thought he was doing his Bob Dylan impersonation. But no, no, no.
That performance made me kinda want to throw my television out da window.
He was cute, but his hair looked like dog turds and his singing was kinda of the suck.
Wha? Wha? Arrrghhhh.
Fim,
Da Rake is totally gravy. O_o
I think?
He's cool though. We go to the doctor tomorrow.
Fimmy, I've been missing playing dress-up in New Orleans. It was something I looked forward to every year. I have to emazil my old cronies (I'm still in touch with a few of them) and see if any of them are planning a NOLA trip this year or next.
Solly, that would kick ass!!
emazil-
I love this new version of the word, RW. It gives it so much character. :)
Dread boy made some comment last week about how someone came up to him and said he Shot the Tambourine Man!
Hahahahaha!
Do you like it, Mustard? Well, "z"'s are cool, don't you know!
David A is probably doing his pre show ritual of gurgling some milk right about now
Did Ryan just call Randy a HO?
Sdock it's nice to have company down in the gutter. Try sucking chocolate off the nuts first if you want a real treat.
I blame Mayo's pralines for tonight's nut talk.
Anonymous said...
David A is probably doing his pre show ritual of gurgling some milk right about now
That's the funniest shit that I've heard all day.
But true.
I think he puts Visine in his eyes to give himself that teary eyed look.
*smacks Gutter on the back of the head*
Stop it, I say!
gutter,
I never ever really get out of the gutter, ya know. I don't have far to fall.
And I agree, all the blame is on the PRALINES!
Sucking chocolate off, that sounds like a real treat. Sugar coated nuts are nice too. Sweet and salty.
Bah!
I'm out of ice cream!!
*wails*
Yawn, milk boy. I want to smack your face.
that sounds fantastic rw. i was in the mall the other day and there was this booth were little children could dress up in the old style dresses and have their pics done. it was lovely, seeing all the fncy dresses and suits and hat not but i thought, hey tornado would love to do that but then, she wouldnt sit still so i thought better of that situation lol.
all gravy is a term for is he ok. it is silly and stupid but heck, whatta meant to say ha. i hope it goes well tomorrow smok, you know you have the meffers thoughts and spirits.
I have cream puffs, RW! Want one? I'll share with you.
Salty nuts are great on sundaes.
Just sayin'.
Thanks, Fim. I ♥ you. ^_^
I have a coconut rum cake, want some of it?
I would love a cream puff, thank you, S&V :)
You know what else is tasty? Warm nuts! Yummmmmm....
Hells yeah, I want some coconut rum cake!
Simon's hair looks like it could fly away.
Wings are so 1982
I'm cutting you a big piece, sdock, and putting some nuts on it, and warming it up.
question, why has mayo changed the date on one of his posts? does anyone know and i was slow or has he just done that?
I have to go take a baff! You coming, RW???
Which one, Fim?
Anon,
That sounds yummy! I can't wait.
Fimble,
I dunno. Which one are you talking about?
Oooo! Baff??
Okay :)
Is anyone going to sing a catchy song tonight? Dang it. Although the girl is doing pretty good.
when you least expect it.
it says 24th april, but we actually got it on the 25th april. i remember seeing it and seeing the riginal time he posted it and thought it was strange that he posted it the day before but didnt let it show till the 25th april. but now, he has changed it to the 24th april.
Take your cake to the bath!
*sigh*
*is bored*
AI, WTF? Do they only have 6 songs to choose from? I swear.
Cake in the bath will be spectacular!!
Nice!
*grabs RW's hand*
Come on!
I don't know, Fim.
they are killing me with these snoozy songs.
that makes two of us smok.
i am watching evan alrmighty and it is crappyolsa
I have a new job for my husband. He's gonna be David Cook's new manager.
I swear to GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! >_<
Driving is the most intimidating thing in the world.
Just sayin'.
I kinda like David Cook in spite of myself.
RAAAAAWR
^_^
RAAAAAWR
^_^
Why was it a double comment? =[
awwwww 007
*hugs*
you are driving now, congrats. it can be intimidating but it can also be a totally freeing experience that enables your independance.
how is it going?
when you least expect it.
it says 24th april, but we actually got it on the 25th april. i remember seeing it and seeing the riginal time he posted it and thought it was strange that he posted it the day before but didnt let it show till the 25th april. but now, he has changed it to the 24th april.
I seem to recall an anon coming in a little while back to inform us of this. But I don't think anyone knows why.
April 24th must have been a monumental day. SS updated his April 24th post recently.
David "combover" Cook
Did I scare everyone away?
*RAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR*
Hey PH! ^_^
Anon,
You can be the tour manager. ^_~
RAWR!!
Hi, PH :)
cheers rw, must be talking to each other again. what joys.
so what are you all doing apart from watching AL
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