Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Conscience Convened Calamity.

Devour me.
Pass me through your lips,
divine.
Chew me up and spit me out,
or swallow me
in time.

Take me.
Pull me in or toss me
aside.
Rejoice in my undying faith
while insinuating
my rhyme.

Shame me.
Judge me with your kind eye,
wise.
Give reason to my rambling
while presuming
my crime.

Reach me
Touch me with your words,
sublime.
Teach me a lesson and rise
or bear witness
my unwind.







p.s. if you continue to hammer the nail the point may find its way clear through or the fucking pounding will cause its head to bury itself too far into the wood to ever be pulled out.

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ergoproxy said...

*hands safe a lovely big oreo cookie milkshake and an oreo cookie*

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...


Shine your Light (aka I love you with all my fucking heart)


I've never met a girl with your brand of intelligence
So stunned, I constantly live in penitence
And, I don't need to fantasize about your privitz
Cos they're all over the internet, alongside Brit's bit's.
You're a fluffy girl, with no real limits
who's making the most of her 15 minutes.
Oh, I love you so (with all my fucking heart)
Cuz I know you can stoop that low


- Comes with a pink (or black) sharpie

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

...so the only thing that separates them is a bit of material

May 1, 2008 5:59 PM


pretty much. And i think Paris bathes more often.


Other anon I stopped reading what the kids at Bn say. Because it scares me when I think that in another 5-10 years they will be voting.

Safe on the Waves said...

Thank you Ergo! *slurp*

gnothi seauton said...

Good evening Mayo.
Good evening All.

The very happiest of May Days to you. I hope you have all been indulging in the 3 Fs. Anyone get ' married ' today?

We danced around the Maypole in assembly and woke the Earth up. It must have worked because it has been a glorious day! The local Morris Men were at Ickwell Green at 6.30am to dance around their Maypole, rather them than me.


Many congrats to Kass on the Chelsea win.
Belated congratulations to Bella on her exam success, and also to Fim on her A grade.

I bow to your greater knowledge :) Well done both of you.

Everyone okay?

Anonymous said...

I represent the women of tommorrow

ergoproxy said...

*happy dance*

Safe on the Waves said...

Hey GS! *hug*

Anonymous said...

I can't stay, but I heard this song today, and I thought to myself, "Hmmm, I wonder if someone at Mayo's, or maybe Mayo himself, could use this. And so, here it is:

Be Here Now
Ray LaMontagne

Don't let your mind get weary and confused
Your will be still, don't try
Don't let your heart get heavy child
Inside you there's a strength that lies

Don't let your soul get lonely child
It's only time, it will go by
Don't look for love in faces, places
It's in you, that's where you'll find kindness

Be here now, here now
Be here now, here now

Don't lose your faith in me
And I will try not to lose faith in you
Don't put your trust in walls
'Cause walls will only crush you when they fall


And then I was like, how the hell do people get to the point where they can write that stuff? I mean, it's true, I guess, but you have to believe in it, and then you have to face facts. And both of those things are really super hard.

Anyway, I guess I just admire the people who can do it. And I just thought some of you may find something in it. :)

ergoproxy said...

hello GS I'm well and there are 3 kangaroos outside my window!

I love maypole dancing we did it when I was in school, I loved making the woven patterns

Anonymous said...

From a review of the Sloss Furnace show...


Then, guys, the CUTEST THING. He goes, "MY WIFE IS BIG IN FRANCE." Love him. Love him and love her.



no, he has not given up on plugging her band!

ergoproxy said...

that's really nice mustard

Safe on the Waves said...

Bleh!

Anonymous said...

Lyn Z, I love you with all my fucking heart, forever and ever, and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever....

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Ergo - kangaroos?! How fantastic. A bit better than boring old sparrows! Re: maypole dancing, it does look rather special doesn't it :)

Mustard - thank you for that, lovely words.

Safe - hiya, hugs back atcha.

gnothi seauton said...

Then, guys, the CUTEST THING. He goes, "MY WIFE IS BIG IN FRANCE."


Is that a euphemism for something 0_o

Safe on the Waves said...

Nighty night. Mwah!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello GS and mib how are you?



The women of tomorrow scare me. Not because they are tough but because they don't question anything.

They will most likely vote for the guy who they think is hotter when they get a chance to vote.


Dear god we are all doomed. I can see it now one of them becomes a senator and tells an off color ethnic joke. And ww3 soon follows.

ergoproxy said...

MJ we have a state politician in trouble because he sniffed a woman senators chair, but he isn't hot....in hot water, but not hot


back in a bit


and just because the word France does it to me


I see london I see france.....

gnothi seauton said...

Night Safe, take care :)

Hi Martha.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

This reminds me of Elmyra fron tiny toons...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lyn Z, I love you with all my fucking heart, forever and ever, and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever....

May 1, 2008 6:14 PM


Goodnight Safe

gnothi seauton said...

MJ we have a state politician in trouble because he sniffed a woman senators chair

* copyright violation *

0_0

* sorry RW, had to be done *

Martha Smith-Jones said...

.... I can see your underpants

gnothi seauton said...

Bye then Ergo, see you soon.

Anonymous said...

since back bending is a "talent", maybe they should introduce it as a major at college.

"Back bending your way to success" or "how to attract that sucker to marry you with the bendies"

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Later ep


So gs whats up

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Lol anon.

gnothi seauton said...

how to attract that sucker to marry you with the bendies

* must not reply, must not reply *

gnothi seauton said...

So gs whats up

I'm going to that sci-fi convention this weekend, the one that John Barrowman is going to. So I'm slightly over excited.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Haha GS.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Cap'n jack in person. There is a god.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Miley Cyrus to skip scheduled Disney red carpet... (AP)
AP - Miley Cyrus won't be attending her first scheduled public appearance since Vanity Fair published photos that have thrown her status as a role model for young girls into question, Disney said Thursday.


So everyone is upset about her Vanity Fair pictures but what about the ones she was posting on her my space. She was pulling down her shirt to show off her bra.

gnothi seauton said...

James Marsters is there as well, but I've already met him and have his autograph so I'll spend my money on JB this time.

He better not cancel, I'll be gutted if he does.

ergoproxy said...

ok caught up

GS how fantastic!!!!

I hope you can say hello and get a pic and autograph with him

ergoproxy said...

I seriously don't see why the Vanity fair pics are a problem I think they were very artistic, but I suppose there is this terrible fear that preteens will now want to get about draped in sheets showing their backs

Martha Smith-Jones said...

The both of them together in one room.

I don't think he will cancel he isn't a big enough star yet

hello ep

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Ergo, that was quick.

Martha - oooo, I didn't know about that. The joys of growing up in the public eye I suppose, every little indiscretion is exposed.

Anonymous said...

who thinks Mariah Carey will be divorced by Monday

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Lol ep. I can see it now. In the department stores the jr section it will only have sheets and some double sided tape.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...


Shine your Light (aka I love you with all my fucking heart)


I've never met a girl with your brand of intelligence
So stunned, I constantly live in penitence
And, I don't need to fantasize about your privitz
Cos they're all over the internet, alongside Brit's bit's.
You're a fluffy girl, with no real limits
who's making the most of her 15 minutes.
Oh, I love you so (with all my fucking heart)
Cuz I know you can stoop that low


- Comes with a pink (or black) sharpie

May 1, 2008 6:03 PM


how the hell did I miss this. I love it anon.

gnothi seauton said...

I don't think he will cancel he isn't a big enough star yet

No, he probably won't. It's just that sometimes if filming schedules are changed for whatever reason they drop out.

the ones who have cancelled lately are at the bottom

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

who thinks Mariah Carey will be divorced by Monday

May 1, 2008 6:48 PM

I think she will ride it out for the pr for a while. Not everyone is smart enough to know that sharpies are the way you express your love. Than the quickie marriages

ergoproxy said...

well if she is I hope she keeps the ring
YOWZA!!!!

Anonymous said...

obviously Martha, you lack the maturity of sharpie love *smirks*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Gary colman cancel. Why was he going to be there in the first place?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Poor sharpies they are getting a bad name because of this.

Sharpie love I like that.

ergoproxy said...

Oh GS!!!!!!!

wow all those people are there!
I want to go I loved Paul darrow , well I loved Blakes 7 but Avon was sort of sexy evil, and Bruce Boxleitner! and Leslie Phillips - well he was quite the dish in his younger days, and June Whitfield is marvellous and last but not least Catweazle!!!!!!!!
I used to watch it all the time as a kid I loved that show (and Worzell Gummagge) but Catweazle was fantastic!

Oh I am really really jealous now!!!!

gnothi seauton said...

I call it a sci-fi con, basically because it is usually sci-fi people, but it has anyone with a cult status or collectable value. Lots of people go.

ergoproxy said...

speaking of Gary Coleman you see how he married some much younger woman but has never had sex and still hasn't but he says he'll know when it feels right.
Now I'm all for not rushing things but wouldn't you be a tad concerned by his age if you haven't felt right yet?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It's not puppy love it's sharpie love

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I didn't even know he was married. Last I heard he couldn't even get a date.

gnothi seauton said...

Okay Ergo, deep breaths, in through the nose, out through the mouth. Calm, calm.

I shall get as many piccies as I can before the camera Nazis get me.

gnothi seauton said...

Now I'm all for not rushing things but wouldn't you be a tad concerned by his age if you haven't felt right yet?


Maybe the longer you leave it the harder it gets to read the vibes * shrugs *

sister midnite said...

I couldn't come back today, but I wanted to stop by before I go home just to let y'all know that I miss you guys BIG TIME!!!

(Except the rude anons. Them, they can crawl back into the gene pool until they're finished evolving.)

((Safe trips to Smoke & Solly, OP's J & L and TJ!))

Laterz!

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Sister Midnite, lovely to see you around. You are greatly missed. Take care my lovely.

gnothi seauton said...

Miss T - I'm watching a documentary on Egypt and thinking of you.

anima said...

Hi everyone!

GS, I would love to see pictures of May day. I'm still catching up, so hopefully you haven't already mentioned that. :)

Anon, "with the bendies" ... that right their gave me the biggest laugh. Actually twice. Thank you!

"Many congrats to Kass on the Chelsea win.
Belated congratulations to Bella on her exam success, and also to Fim on her A grade."

How did I miss this?! Well I knew that Chelsea won, but I missed the others. I'm so sorry.

Many Congrats!

Mustard, thank you for the post. I really liked it. :)

Ummm, I had some other things but I forgot. Damn, I hate when that happens.

ergoproxy said...

hi sis M it's a shame you aren't about more but it's great to see you drop by!


MJ it was just recent he did a big interview in E! or some such thing

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Anima and sis m how are you?

anima said...

Mayo, how's it going? Since this is your blog and all, why don't you swing by sometime and start us on a topic. What would you like to know more about? Here's your chance. You know we love a good topic and well, the insights, you have to admit are pretty interesting. Oh at least I hope you think so...

Okay, that's all. Hope you had a restful day, maybe talked to some friends, family; maybe you had to work and are winding down; or maybe you just goofed off. Whatever kind of day you had, I hope it was a good one.

P.S. Blogger is being an ass again.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

E! is evil it brought us Rayn Seacrest

ergoproxy said...

Oh dear I was just looking on wiki for gary coleman and they married in secret in august and it says as of April 25th he's in divorce court and will be appearing on Divorce Court!

probably why he pulled out and what a lovely thing to do, marry in secret and divorce all over the small screen!!

Original Punk J said...

Hey, guys! We are in Memphis, and getting ready to head out to Beale Street for dinner and shopping. Hope everyone is doing well! We are going to look for rain ponchos for tomorrow since it is supposed to thunderstorm here tomorrow evening!

It may be an electrifying show...HOPE ONLY IN THE BEST WAY!

It's humid right now, and still around 80 degrees, so J. has her hair pulled up in a ponytail. It's cute as a bug! She said she felt like she had a blanket on her head. LOL.

We will try to check in later tonight or tomorrow morning. We want to see the ducks at The Peabody Hotel in the morning.

Take care!

Love ya,
L. and J.

ergoproxy said...

pulled out of the convention, not anything else *oops*

that may have been the problem!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anima it really is being a big pain in the ass

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Anima, nice to see you. What's new in Animaland?

ergoproxy said...

oh L&J so glad you had a good safe trip
hope it doesn't storm! Perhaps the earth can't deal with the coming lovelies!

Original Punk J said...

BTW, thank you to all for the wishes for a safe trip and great time!

Love,
L. and J.

ergoproxy said...

and HI anima!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

J&L have fun

Original Punk J said...

Maybe so, Ergo! :)

Got to go, but we will talk to you guys later! BYE!

L. and J.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

this one is stupid but what the hell.



* Long Time Drinker
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?"

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop."

gnothi seauton said...

OPs - have a fantastic time! Just remember, if the air starts crackling, duck down. It'll hit the taller ones!!!

anima said...

Good to see you guys!

Martha, I've seen your comments, is it just us?! ^_^

"animaland" gave me the biggest smile. O_____________ O

...

A friend just stopped by...I'll be back in bit.

gnothi seauton said...

Martha - that's funeee!



I'm off in a minute, but first, a question.

Do you want something to do or are you happy chatting?

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Martha Smith-Jones said...

Tax Jokes - Tax Forms Long vs Short

Tax Forms, Long vs Short

Ah, spring and the month of April. The chirping of birds, the fresh smell of flowers, the sunny days … and the time that taxes are due. Yes, it’s that time of year, when you put sum 5A into slot 6B, subtract the lesser of 12Z or 11Q from 10C, check the number of boxes entered and enter the number of checkered boxes, and try to figure out of you weigh more than last year’s tax return.

I just did my taxes and when I was done I was happy to see that I’m getting a refund … look at the money the government is giving to me…until I thought, “Hey, it was MY money to begin with!”

The difference between the short tax form and long tax form is simple.

If you use the short form, the government gets your money.

If you use the long form, the accountant gets your money.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello kapu, I don't think I need to ask how you are


Ew

gnothi seauton said...

WTF can we do?

Knock them of your client list.

ergoproxy said...

K you have to report this guy it is disgusting that he does that with the hand washing and it is a form of harassment and now it has descended into the groping it has become a very serious matter, He cannot be allowed to do that, especially if he works with kids and probably does the same to other people
Can you discreetly contact other businesses they deal with and ask?
Plus it is a well know fact that perverted minds often start small then escalate, which sounds like what he is doing.
Plus I would be looking into refusing him entry to the premises

resurrected wreck said...

And this guy is a clown. He works with children.

WTF can we do?


Report him..

Seriously. Before he turns into another John Wayne Gacy.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am with GS and ep report them and don't allow them to come back

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ergoproxy said...

exactly RW

he need to know it is NOT funny and it is NOT ok and it will NOT be tolerated in your place of work


"hello" K and RW too by the way

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello RW how are you

ergoproxy said...

so K your boss is aware and won't do it?

talk to the girl when she has had time to calm down and it'd be good if she spoke to someone about it, it's a dreadful experience, and at least she should not have to deal with him, as should no female staff
The girl may feel differently when she is over the shock

Smoke said...

MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!

DID YOU MISS ME? Why of course you did!

SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! I've got some funny ass stories to tell later. I hope you can stop by. ^_^

BlogBelieve!!!!!!!!!

I missed you all so much! You guys have no idea! ^_^

Okay, I'll be back in just a few. Gotta write my review of the show and our awesome road trip.

YAY! I'm so glad to be back!

XOXO,
S&V20

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resurrected wreck said...

There's got to be some way of dealing with a bozo like him.

If he continues to get away with it he will continue with the harassment, or worse.

If your co-worker won't make a report, get on your boss's case. This guy is turning your workplace into a hostile environment, not to mention what kind of germs he must be spreading around with all that hand wiping nonsense. Next time he comes in, tell him the restroom is out of order.

Anonymous said...

Hi Smoke!!

resurrected wreck said...

S&V!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Details, girl, DETAILS!!

gnothi seauton said...

Hi RW.

Kapunua - the thing that your boss needs to understand is that the reputation of his business as a responsible, SAFE place to work is important. Is he concerned that the guy might cause problems for the business if he is reported?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello s&v how are you?


Kapu I think you should tell the police anyway. That way at least they will know he is a repeat offender. Also He may have a record from doing this in the past. For all you know that clown could be a child molester.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, GS :D

How was your day?

resurrected wreck said...

And hello to everyone else :)

EXcuse my manners, I have a tendency to just barge in and comment before I do any greetings :S

gnothi seauton said...

Hi, GS :D

How was your day?



Warm, colourful and full of frolicking :)
How was yours?

ergoproxy said...

hey S&V!!!!!!!!!!!

so glad you're back safe and had a good time, can't wait to read your review!

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ergoproxy said...

K did you see him touch her? If so you should be able to report it as an incident, otherwise does your workplace / union have a policy on sexual or other harassment?
Or contact a support group, you know like a phone help line and ask for advice.
Plus once the girl gets to the "anger" phase of dealing with it, which I hope she does, she may be happy to report him

anima said...

Martha, don't get me started on taxes. ^_^ I put up a video in my blog 'The Truth Hurts'... It explains itself. It angers me beyond words.


Princess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so happy you two made it home safely. Can't wait to hear the review. :)

Kapunua, I just read your story. I am so sorry. I haven't caught up and I'm sure you got some advice...errr, I go catch up.

Anonymous said...

No, no one else was in the room; he made sure of that. Except for his wife, and her back was turned. Probably with total knowledge, too.

Yeah, an advice line might be a place to start!

Hey Anima!

gnothi seauton said...

I'm going to have to go, my head is telling me it's bed time.

I'll leave you to your discussions. I hope something is done about that idiot Kapunua, your boss needs to decide which reputation he would prefer to keep.

Good night All.
Good night Mayo.

TTFN

resurrected wreck said...

Warm, colourful and full of frolicking :)
How was yours?


Ooops! I wandered off for a bit and missed this :/

My day was easy but looooooong. One more day to go, then I'm free!! At least for a bit.

Have a lovely evening, GS :)

anima said...

K, I would ask your boss to report the pissing on the walls incident to the police. Damage to the property would for sure get him fined and banned from the premises.

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sdock10 said...

Hey Fuckers!

Solly channeling her inner Gerard is back and she brought her filthy mouth!!

Actually, Gerard said "Come on, you fuckers!"

Did ya'll miss me?

I missed you guys bunches! Thanks for being the bestest friends ever.




Mayo,

You can exhale now. I'm baaaaaaack!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I would talk to your coworker in private about reporting him.


That guy is getting off on the fear. And someone needs to stop him

Anonymous said...

Hello Kapunua, Anima, RW, Ergoproxy, Smoke!

Kapunua, that is a horrible story. Maybe after she calms down, she'll want to report him.

Anonymous said...

Solly, welcome back!!!!

Hey, MJ!

ergoproxy said...

HI sdock! so good to see you back
you obviously had a good time!


K if he knows and doesn't do anything I think you will need to look further.
Would he set up a surveillance camera?
even one of those fake ones and put up signs, it won't help catch him (unless they're real) but knowing (or thinking) he may be filmed may stop him doing the groping
And I think you should speak to other women you know who are in places he frequents, see if it is a widespread thing then look at a class action

anima said...

I'm thinking that you need to ask your boss to report those incidences. Your co-worker has been through a lot (all of you have), but it may take some time for her to come around. At least get the ball rolling. It will not do any damage to his business if he reports it. He is protecting his business by getting this douche removed.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys!

Everything feels whole again.


Jules: I don't have a clue what to say that hasn't already been said. All of it is so repulsive.

Sdock and Smoke!: Welcome the fuck back you guys!

ergoproxy said...

Hi star and goodnight and sweet dreams GS

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Star! :D

Welcome back, Solly!! :D Did you and S&V kick Alabama ass in the pit??

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight GS and hello and how are you SD

Anonymous said...

aww man the cunt rags are back

sdock10 said...

So what's new in BlogBelieve?

I shall wait for Smoke to come back before I start telling ya'll about the concert.

I will say that I almost died in the Mosh Pit of Hell. Seriously.

Never again will I be stupid enough to try that shit. I am too short and not mean enough. Thank God that I managed to hold on to my sister. I don't know how I did it but I held on and she pulled us out of there. I thought I would pass smooth out.

I lost my fucking phone. It is gone ass.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Star how are you?

sdock10 said...

Hey Guys!!

No, I was the pit's bitch. It kicked my ass hardcore.

Smoke and I missed you guys so much.

Anonymous said...

I'm good, MJ. How are you?

Hey Mustard!

Solly, you are a brave girl! The older I get, the more stuff like that freaks me out.

Anonymous said...

Cunt rags? You are mistaken, they left today

sdock10 said...

Star,

That's not bravery. That was just stupidity. I don't know what made us think we could hang down there. I guess we didnt realize how ruthless people can get. They would push and shove just so people would fall and they could move up closer. It was rough shit. We were packed so tightly that you were scared to take a breath.



Gerard did mention being sick though. He said we were making him feel better, but I still felt bad for him.

Smoke said...

Mayo! Sorry about the long ass comment I'm about to type!

Alright, this will probably be a little spastic but here goes!

So, this is how much I love My Chemical Romance, right? Last year, I drove to Tampa twice to see them. Once, to Tampa and back in the same day. Not an easy trip really but it was well worth it. This time, we decided on Birmingham. Now, let me just say this, I love the South. I really do. The people in Birmingham are extremely nice and very helpful to two lost as fuck Georgia girls. Well, as far as the trip goes, I’ll make a long story short. Bald tires on a 120,000 mile car that’s been wrecked a few times plus a 6 hour drive does not make for a stress-free ride. We did make it though. Niiiiice. I even had to go buy some new tires. Yuck.
Just a side-note, there ain’t a meffin’ thing in Birmingham. Just sayin’…..

We get to Sloss Furnace about 1:30 and the show started about 7:00. There were kids that had been there all morning. It was pretty cool though. The only bad thing was there was no restrooms. A big thank you to all the McDonald’s for helping us out. ^_^

Okay, so me and Sdock finally get in a little after 6:00 and head down to the stage. There were no seats at all. It was like a big warehouse or shelter really. Drive By opens up and I was really impressed by them. Seriously, they are good. Gonna buy me a cd when I get a chance for sure. Billy Talent was next. I didn’t really get into them but he did say a really cool thing about how the people there had renewed his faith in good people. It was nice.

Now, Solly and I have been in the pit this whole time and it was okay. Not that bad. I was in da PIT! ^_^ Oh boy, I had no idea what I was in for. After Billy Talent was through, all hell breaks loose. Girls started pushing and shoving and NOBODY WAS ON STAGE! WTF? I had no idea that fifteen year old girls could be so evil. There were people smaller than me there and it was scary. When MCR hit the stage, we were no more than fifteen feet away from Frank Iero. FRANK MEFFIN’ IERO! OMG! Yeah, I am fangirling for a bit. Sorry, but the dude is awesome.

Snap back to reality. Shoving, pushing, not being able to breathe. It was like hell had opened up and it was being run by a bunch of teenage girls. O_O We did manage to have two big boys beside us. They were about 6’4 and 200lbs. Niiiiice. The one behind me was all squishy. I tell ya, I had to get over my fear of touching people real quick and if nine months from now I find myself in labor, I know why. Trouble is, I won’t know the daddy. O_o

Sdock lost her phone. Some girl got trampled. We had to leave. So we went to the back and stood for the rest of the show. It was awesome, as usual. Gerard was sick and you could tell he was having a hard time but he still sounded awesome. Mikey was head banging! That was cool. It was the first time I got to see Mikey. YAY! What can I say about them that hasn’t already been said? Those guys are something special. I do believe that.

After the show, we went out and waited around the gate where the bus would be leaving. It was us and about thirty kids. I was so hoping that Frank would come out and talk to us but he didn’t.:( It’s cool though, ya know? I understand that sometimes they just can’t. I just wanted to tell him about these two little girls I had overheard earlier that day. They couldn’t have been more than eleven or twelve and they were so excited to be there. They were the cutest things all dressed up. When MCR’s bus pulled in that afternoon, we all walked over to the fence and watched it. They were squealing and laughing. Then I overheard one of them talking about Frank. You’d expect them to be talking about how cute he is or how pretty Gerard is but no, that’s not what she said. She said, “Frank is so awesome because when he plays onstage, you can see how much he enjoys it. He smiles.” That’s all she said. That was just so awesome to me and I thought he’d like to hear that. To know that there are still fans out there, even the little ones, that can see his passion and appreciate it.

So, I almost tripped over my bottom lip while walking back to the car….:(

Nah! It was all good! Hell, I tried and failed at the pit but managed to keep my husband's $200 aunglasses on top of my head!

And now, I am so glad to be back here! I’ve missed you all so much!

anima said...

Solly, that pit is fucked up. And not in a cool way.

I'm so happy you made it out okay. That sucks about your phone. I bet is got real shmushed.

sdock10 said...

Excuse me, anon, but who are the cunt rags?

And WTF is up with all that?

Smoke said...

Ummm, aunglasses is supposed to be sunglasses.

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ergoproxy said...

oh shame about your phone!

anyhoo I must go I'm helping at tuckshop/canteen today so I'll be back for the night shift

take care everyone who leaves in the meantime and I'll look forward to reading your adventures when I return from feeding hungry 5 to 12 year olds!

anima said...

I saw a video where Gerard sounds kind of sick. I'm worried. I don't want him to feel yucky on Saturday. Or in general. Being sick sucks ass.

Solly, I have to say I was really disheartened by the shit I experienced in the pit. It is beyond comprehension. I don't know how the guys don't see this.

Anonymous said...

I tell ya, I had to get over my fear of touching people real quick and if nine months from now I find myself in labor, I know why. Trouble is, I won’t know the daddy. O_o


You crack me up! I'm glad you guys got back safely and I'm so sorry the pit was hell. I said that about the 30STM concert: that walking into an arena with a pit looks very much like a typical depiction of hell.

Anonymous said...

Aw, the little girls. That' what I'm fucking talking about. That's cool shit right there.

I'm so glad you guys had an awesome time!

And I'm pitching in $20 BB dollars for Sdock a new phone. :) I mean, look, it's the very least I can do. ;)

*hugs you both*

Anonymous said...

I'm on AIM if anyone wants to go on! I wanna complain about my crap day!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi Solly! :D

Hi Mustard! :D

sdock10 said...

I just wanted to tell him about these two little girls I had overheard earlier that day. They couldn’t have been more than eleven or twelve and they were so excited to be there. They were the cutest things all dressed up. When MCR’s bus pulled in that afternoon, we all walked over to the fence and watched it. They were squealing and laughing. Then I overheard one of them talking about Frank. You’d expect them to be talking about how cute he is or how pretty Gerard is but no, that’s not what she said. She said, “Frank is so awesome because when he plays onstage, you can see how much he enjoys it. He smiles.” That’s all she said. That was just so awesome to me and I thought he’d like to hear that. To know that there are still fans out there, even the little ones, that can see his passion and appreciate it.


Repeated for emphasis!!

Those 2 little girls were the sweetest things ever. If there's one thing I could say to Gerard it would be that I hope he takes a moment to look out and really see his audience. It's made up of the most diverse group of people that I have ever seen. It's a group of people brought together by the love of one band, MCR. Pretty fucking special.

Crazy fuckers, but special.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I had no idea that fifteen year old girls could be so evil.


Two letters BN and the anons we get on here. In fact one is here right now.


I am happy you made it out of the pit alive.

Smoke said...

Yeah, that was the coolest thing, Mustard. They were so itty-bitty and yet, they understood. You knew that they got it.

It was awesome to hear it. I wanted to take their picture but I didn't get a chance to.

Speaking of....

Guess what followed me to Birmingham. The meffin' EYEBALL OF DOOMDOM! Yes indeedy! I took a picture of it. It was on the back of this boy's neck, I swear to God.

O_O

anima said...

Kapunua, I wish you all the best. I always feel a little helpless in blogbelieve. I know you will do what you need to do and it will be the right thing to do. Let us know how it goes okay.

resurrected wreck said...

It was like hell had opened up and it was being run by a bunch of teenage girls. O_O

Smoke, if I have nightmares tonight it's your fault!

sdock10 said...

At one point, he picked someone out of the crowd and asked if that was a Tour De France scarf...he asked if he could have it and said he always wanted to ride a bicycle in the Tour De France and win the gold medal then went on to say that his wife was very big in France.

anima said...

*Goes to read the review*

I'm so slow tonight.

sdock10 said...

We didn't get to hear "Desolation Row", "Hang em High", or "INTYWIDFAL", or the intro to "Vampires."

But I understand that with it being an outdoor venue and kinda windy and cool, that it had to be rough on Gerard. You could tell he wasn't 100%, but the dude still looked like he was having a hell of a good time.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Anima. ^_^

Martha Smith-Jones said...

cunt rags I keep thinking that is a punk way of saying maxi pads.

Anonymous said...

they shoud have smotherd the cunt rags in the pits

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Good for you Kapu

resurrected wreck said...

cunt rags I keep thinking that is a punk way of saying maxi pads.

That's exactly what I was thinking, MJ.

Great minds, and all that ^_^

Anonymous said...

Why don't you go smother your face in your own ass, anon? Oh, wait.

sdock10 said...

People, places, and things made of WIN:

Matt Fucking Cortez
Drive By
People in Birmingham
New Tires
Smoke's Car
Subway Sandwiches
Fountain Cokes
McDonald's Restrooms
Frank Iero
Mikey Way's Headbanging
Ray Toro's FingerSkillz
Gerard saying "Come on You Fuckers!"
Desert Song
Bob Bryar
James Deweese (the man can bring me to tears)
Gerard calling Sloss Furnace "that thing behind him."
My Sister for pulling me out of the pit.

Anonymous said...

oh, you mean your face?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Haha RW. No kapu I think anon should smother it's face in a big pile of shit.

sdock10 said...

Anon,

To you, I say, OH WELL, OH WELL, OH FUCKING WELL!!!

Anonymous said...

Subway sandwiches do indeed rule.

Solly, get your ass back on!

Anonymous said...

Your nouns made that are made of win are made of win, I'm just sayin'.

'Specially #11 on the list. Again, just sayin'.

And YAY! for Smoke and her Superwoman ways! :)

Anonymous said...

I just want you to know that Gerard said about LynZ,

There are things she does on stage that I don't agree with and there are things I do that she doesn't agree with.

Smoke said...

Cunt rag.

That's just nasty and I don't like that at all. Ewwww. Anon, wtf did I do to you anyway?

Oh, that's right! Not a damn thing. Anyhooo....

Be back in a bit!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just want you to know that Gerard said about LynZ,

There are things she does on stage that I don't agree with and there are things I do that she doesn't agree with.

May 1, 2008 9:00 PM


I thinking she doesn't like the fact that he has talent and a group of talented people playing along side him

Amyranth said...

What do I smell that smells like a deep, rotten infection?

Oh! I know!

It's the thoughts those Anons keep leaving lying around.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Damn that should be I'm thinking.


Hello amy how are you. I smell something more like the dump.

anima said...

Princess, I love it. Every word. Thank you.

Oh and the baby's daddy part! Damn, you might have some 'splainin' to do!

I will also chip in for the Solly Cell Phone Fund! What was that fundraiser idea I had a while back? Ahhh, nevermind. ^_^

Amyranth said...

Hiya Martha!

You know, I smell hints of dump too. Kind of like somebody dragged a bunch of trash in here and left it in the middle of the living room.

-A

Anonymous said...

Can everybody please go back on AIM? GAHHH!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Yeah something like that. Or a dead animal left out in the sun.

resurrected wreck said...

For the record, I am relieved that it is now May so that I can turn my MCR calender to a nice pic of Bob and not have to look at the angry-looking G-Way pic anymore.*














*Actually, I just switched back to March/Ray for a month. Seriously. That Gerard pic was creeping me out :/

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Well I am going into lurk mode. I will have to go to bed soon.


goodnight for just in case I don't come back

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Blogger you are an ass

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good night, MJ :)

anima said...

Goodnight Martha. Blogger just kicked me off. Better days tomorrow I hope. :)

Fimble Star said...

hello everyone.

solly, and smok. it is VERY GOOD to have YOU BOTH back ;)

sounds like you had fun, did your battery die today?

how is everyone that is here?

resurrected wreck said...

*tackles Fimmy & her dicky duckie*

Fimble Star said...

shhhhhhhhh rw, dicky may want to remain a secret, he is very shy shhhhhh!!!!! hehehe

*jumps on rw*

*licks her nose*

how are you hun?

sdock10 said...

Yes, Fimble. The battery died while I was talking to you. Grrrr....no warning...just dead!

Did you like talking to me?

Fuck yes, you did!

resurrected wreck said...

AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!

*flails at FS*

I'm good, missus :) Though tired.

How are you?

Fimble Star said...

i always love talking to you solly.
as we were chatting, i was buring. i burnt me bak and it bloody hurts. oh well, i will turn brown whoop whoop. did you like me picture i sent and did you have me on speakerphone.

Fimble Star said...

rw, i was at the beach today and burnt again. but i did my back this time because it needed colour.

nothing exciting to be honest happened. are you ready for weekend?

Fimble Star said...

hey mayo, did you have a shower today?

resurrected wreck said...

I am so ready for the weekend, Fimmy! I am going to sleep like I never want to wake up!!

And I'm getting my hair done. I always love to get my hair done :)

I am envious of your ability to turn brown in the sun. I only freckle or burn :/

sdock10 said...

Fim,

I did have you on speaker phone and I spent the rest of the day talking with your accent and I loved your picture. That's why I called you a meffer for being at the beach while we were stuck on the bloody highway.

Fimble Star said...

solly, i thought you did. especially when you turned on your accent whilst talkign to me hahahaha. you made me giggle.

rw, i turn red and then brown after. it hurts but i get colour. will you be seeing the toeless haridresser?

Amyranth said...

I'll be Little Lady Lurky Lots for a bit guys.

Ice cream and a hot bath. I need those two things to be supremely happy.


-A

resurrected wreck said...

Fimmy, did you just ask Mayo if he had a shower??

Hullo, Solly! :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, A :)

I think you've just hit on the meaning of life there!

resurrected wreck said...

The toeless hairdresser is toeless no more, Fim. Her foot has healed. She can even wear boots again!

Fimble Star said...

wow, can she wear your boots?
and yes i asked him if he had a shower. but the funny thing is i know he wont answer. muahahahaha cos its moi hahahahaha

anyhoot,

helo amy and bye amy. have a nice bath

Anonymous said...

Did you all dance around the Mayopole today?

Fimble Star said...

no i didnt anon, i danced in the sea instead. did you dance around the maypole?

Fimble Star said...

and for some reasn, i read maypole as mayo hole. i need to seriously wash my eyes

Anonymous said...

Nope, no, definitely not. :)


Hey guys! Hey, RW! Hey, Sdock! Hey, Fimble Star!

resurrected wreck said...

I totally forgot about the mayopole, anon. Was that today?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mustard! :D

resurrected wreck said...

She won't fot my boots, Fim.

It seems no one fits my boots! 0_0

I need a bad-ass Cinderella for my mosh pit boots!

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

Did you all dance around the Mayopole today?

AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!


Sorry, long day.


*snickergigglesnort*


-Little Lady Lurky Lots.

P.S - Birthday in 11 days! Oh my god. I'm gettin old.

Anonymous said...

Ooop! And Amy, too! Hello!

resurrected wreck said...

Um... "fot" = "fit"

Fimble Star said...

hello mustardisbetter.

is it formal names tonight?

Amyranth said...

Hi Mustard!

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Birthday coming up, A?? :D

resurrected wreck said...

Who's going to be the 1000th comment??

Amyranth said...

May 12th, my dear RW.

25 years old. My mother is turning 50.

Compared to her, I feel... odd.

By my age, she was married, and pregnant, and cursing my little unborn head because I was almost 3 1/2 weeks late.


I actually should have been an Aries, but I waited to be a Bull instead.

-A

Amyranth said...

Not I!

-A

Amyranth said...

Okay, Apparently, I was.

-A

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