Devour me.
Pass me through your lips,
divine.
Chew me up and spit me out,
or swallow me
in time.
Take me.
Pull me in or toss me
aside.
Rejoice in my undying faith
while insinuating
my rhyme.
Shame me.
Judge me with your kind eye,
wise.
Give reason to my rambling
while presuming
my crime.
Reach me
Touch me with your words,
sublime.
Teach me a lesson and rise
or bear witness
my unwind.
p.s. if you continue to hammer the nail the point may find its way clear through or the fucking pounding will cause its head to bury itself too far into the wood to ever be pulled out.
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SOLLY!!
-A
May 12th, my dear RW.
25 years old. My mother is turning 50.
0_0
I am as much younger than your mother as G-Way is younger than me!
Did we lose Fimmy?
Sorry guys, I dist-appeared for a while. ^_^
you can never lose me rw,
so what are we doing? anuything exciting.
solly, smok, did ray wear his trademark shorts last night?
Hello to the new page!
Hey, Jules. :)
If you feel uncomfortable about it, K, could you talk to him about it in an email?
hey, i didnt tell you rw. i nearly ran over a cock today.
i was turnign around the corner of a big biker bar, they have chickens and cocks all outside. as i turned, the cock ran at me and i swerved. i didnt want to run it over because i didnt want the bikers to chase me on their bikes.
*dies from laughter*
Oh man, Fim.
You, and you alone, have just made my night.
I'd rather, RW, but he never checks it. Then we'd have to talk about it in person eventually anyway, so. :/
I'm too sore to dance today.
Mosh Pit of Hell sucked the life out of me. I might need therapy.
THE BLACK PARADE DIES THIS MONDAY
news
This Monday the 5th, on Cinco De Mayo, you'll be able to pre-order The Black Parade Is Dead!, the new CD/DVD from MCR coming June 24th. It's got two full shows - one from a small club performance at New Jersey's own Maxwell's, and the other from the final performance of The Black Parade in Mexico City. You can also pre-order a limited special edition that comes in a coffin case, plus a mask personally designed by one of the band members, and three songs from the CD that will come right to you after you pre-order! Head over to theblackparadeisdead.com for more info on Monday!
as i turned, the cock ran at me and i swerved.
*mental image, saved*
AMYRANTH! YAY!!!!
No shorts, Fimmy. Not that I could see.
hey, i didnt tell you rw. i nearly ran over a cock today.
Are you trying to shock me, missus??
Well, it worked!
0_0
DVD! Niiiice.
Hi again everyone!
shame solly, i know slash and ergo would prob like a close up pic haha.
jules, take that out of your mind.
rw, it is hard to shock you. do you ave a pic of your lacy black number yet?
I'd rather, RW, but he never checks it. Then we'd have to talk about it in person eventually anyway, so. :/
Yeah, that's true.
You are totally right to bring it up with your boss, so stand tall & be firm, K! :)
rw, it is hard to shock you. do you ave a pic of your lacy black number yet?
Not yet. I have a few alterations to do on it before I wear it.
Next party I go to I'll get a pic :)
But I'm not showing you my frilly knickers, missus!!
DVD!! Yes, and I will be the one who preorders the extra special edition because I always fall for that shit.
I fell for it too times from Warner when they promised autographed shit that never came. NEVER CAME!
NEVER CAME!
TWICE!!!!!!!!!! I'm an idiot.
Warner sucks donkey balls, Solly!
Damn, Sdock!
Should'a known better! ;)
I'm gonna get it, because this may be the last time in a long while I get to have anything.
And I don't have another freakin' DVD to watch! X_X (Registered by Smoke)
rw, i would love to see your dress. i think you are wanting me to ask for your nickers but we all know you dont wre any. remember, i stole them off you the last time muahaha
Too times? ^_^
I bought new knickers to replace the ones you stole, Fimmy!
I ain't no Britney Spears!
Mayo?
What ya doin'?
And are you wearing knickers??
manties
Are thems man panties?
kapunua you just think things are uncomfortable between you and your boss now HAHAHAHAHA
I always read "manties" as "manatees," just saying.
Not like I read "manties" a lot 'cause like, I totally do not.
Totally.
yeah too times...like too fucking many.
That's what I said!
Are your manties moist?
What are you getting at, 10:42? I'm not following you?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
*maniacal laughter*
Hey, anon @ 10:42 started it!
Are your manties moist?
0_0
sorry, you cant have two pairs of nickers. that is not allowed!!!!
I always want to spell it as manites...WTF??
Because I type that word a lot.
Well, I have to turn on now. And just when the conversation's getting... stimulating.
Have a good night, all :) And Solly, welcome back!!
maniacal manties
Oh man, what a typo! I meant turn "in", I swear! 0_0
RW,
Nite nite! Mwah Mwah!!!
It's good to be back!
Sweet dreams!!!!!
I always read "manties" as "manatees," just saying.
Haha!
I was going to say that, too, but I thought I shouldn't!
Glad we're in the same boat! :)
Okay, I seriously thought Solly was going for that, and everyone was trying to let her.
Um, next time if that's the case, be really fucking obvious, because I can be inattentive sometimes.
LEAVE MY BANANA ALONE~!!~
-A
nighty ngiht rw, dream of mayo in his manties hahaha nah you dont wanna see that
or does she, mayo?
Amyranth,
I loved your "cocksucker"! It made me smile.
youre not following me because your always following yourself!
You are so fucked!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You slay me, Fim.
U SLAY ME DED.
O_o
Okay, anon.
Hey, look, if you know my boss and you know all about the situation that's going on, why don't I let you take over?
Dude,
What???
i did
i'm gonna start a band a name it "The Moist Manties"
TTFN
sdock10 said...
Amyranth,
I loved your "cocksucker"! It made me smile.
You know Sol, you're the second person in my entire life to have ever told me that.
Except I'm sure the last compliment was actually "Wow, I love the way you suck cock."
I'm pretty sure that's how it went. :/
-A
Oh my.
Maybe it's time for some of these anons to put down the crack pipe? Just a suggestion.
she doesnt follow herself, she follows a giant pink hippo that flies in the sky!
who do you follow?
Big bird?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
C u n t he unemployment line!!!!!
Solly has just informed us that she's going to have a blow of cereal.
No mere BOWLS for Solly.
We need a lexicon.
very original
That is such a gross word. Ewwww.
Amyranth,
That was funny as hell. ^_^
Jappy
Sexcited
Hilariopus
Hormally
Garlic
Blows of cereal
(I am forgetting like about eighty of them.)
Stupid O'cock
Ah!
Stupid o'cock!
I forgot that one!
Rainin' Bran - because I can't let it die.
Prick up!
Whank you!
Blooger
Dotuns.
-A
A blow of Rainin' Bran.
solly ftw
vrilliant
vunch
botch
The all important MEFFER!
rhythm stick...still makes me laugh.
Me too! Rhythm stick was funny.
Oh man!
Fim's rhythm stick! YHUS!
I LOLed over that for days, seriously.
Oh my god, whank you is one of my favorites!
rhythm stick was pretty awesome.
just sayin
hit me with your rhythm stick
hit me....
hit me.....
hit me with your rhythm stick
hit me......
hit me.....
cheers anon, forgot that one.
Yeah, we were like 'rhythm stick', ummmm, wtf?
O_o
Vunch.
My favorite.
Oh, vunch wasn't invented here. Vunch came along about a year and a half ago.
But BlogBelieve has adopted "vunch" as its own! Can vunch be like the generally accepted form of annoyance resolution at BlogBelieve?
Stupid o'cock!
I forgot that one!
I didn't, 'cause I said it to Mayo and then was like, "OMG NO!" ;D
Protoct!
ohhhhhhhhhh
pasted
DUH, PROTOCT! Well done. ^_^
Marks of love.
And from a conversation I had with RW because she liked it.
clams before the storm
Hey MJ!
nice martha,
how are you?
I can't think of anymore.
I know there was more.
t shit
Hey, MJ!
Gah!
T-shit!
I forgot it!
Hello all
Cezy!
I am well just watching ugly betty
cezy bizzy
sugarfart
Hey MJ!
Maybe your boss doesn't check his email but I bet the racist clowns read theirs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stupid Bitch
Hiya Martha!
-A
Okay, I'm off to bed. thanks everyone, for the wisdom re: the bad situation and just as much for the LULZIES before bed.
Mayo, I am still saying good night to you; I hope it's not wasted, and I hope it's not annoying either. (Well, it annoys some people I guess, but what can you do?)
I've often wished you pleasant dreams before signing off, usually adding some stupid random thing that I think it might be fun or delightful to dream. But instead tonight I think I'll pose a question.
Mayo, what is your craziest or most horrific nightmare?
Anyone can answer. I won't read them before I go to bed though. ^_^
S(S)S, I hope you're getting the LULZIES too. And maybe thinking, "Holy crap, they have an entire lexicon based on retarded mistakes!" Because that's kind of awesome, right? It is awesome! ^_^ Have a great night, S(S)S.
Anonymous said...
Maybe your boss doesn't check his email but I bet the racist clowns read theirs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stupid Bitch
Listen JACKASS, either quit your braying, or get yourself back in your fucking barn.
-A
very very interesting to say the least.
Seriously, Anon. Jesus.
Yeah, yeah, sure 11:27. I'm sure you gave them my full name too. You know, the one people actually know me by at work.
all i had to say was "the ugly bitch"
GREAT IDEA ANON! YESSSS!!!!
Goodnight kapu.
Anon just stop.
z"the ugly bitch" who you would never fondle!! YES great idea!
For someone who thinks they are so smart, that was just fucking STUPID!
She was the one who said who they were!! Now they will know that the ugly bitch where she works, is saying the're racist and gropers!!
YOU ARE SO FUCKED!!! Hahaha Kapu we FINALLY got you!
Shit, we're giving away the surprise!
like the whole fucking world reads mayos blog.
"We"???!! Who the FUCK are "WE?
People love to see their names in print, don't you know that? And if given the url, and not just to Mayo's, but to her OWN BLOG??!!
Dudes,
What? Are you all mental?
Fimble you dumb fucking asshole!! The whole world doesn't have to read the blog!! She put a link to the newspaper of the guy that they SAY molested her friend!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Shit, we're giving away the surprise!
Actually, you're being downright FUCKING CRUEL to someone who has NEVER so much as stepped on your fucking foot!
Who the JESUS do you twats THINK you are?
-A
But don't fret, just in case she goes a'deleting, it was all copied and pasted.
HAAHAHAHAHAHA
They probably made it up about the molesting!
11:34 etc., your life must be very small and boring. Go to bed.
dumb fucking 'ass'hole would like to know wtf is the point.
Yes, I think I will go to bed.
After all, my work is done here.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's what you get for talking SHIT about people! You get busted!! You think eveyrone on this blog likes you and want's to hear you whine about your poor sad friend who got molested by some guy, well maybe instead they will just TELL the guy what youa re saying about him!
Kapunua said...
Hi guys.
So here's what happened at work today.
Remember I mentioned these racist clowns (literally) and how they are clients of ours? They are filthy, smelly, offensive in every way? And the guy clown, "Waldo" of The Waldo Tribune--their other crimes aside, this paper alone shoudl be enough to get them convicted for stupidity--always uses our bathroom, pisses all over the place, doesn't flush and then touches everybody?
Well the last time I dealt with him (before the racist comment--I've made it a point not to be anywhere in the vicinity when they come in,) I helped him set up his bird cage. He went into the bathroom, pissed all over the floor and the walls (the walls, wtf?!) then came out and said to me, "I need to shake your hand." Then he wiped his hands all over me.
In the meantime, the two of them also sent a dirty greeting card to Dr. Dan, signed from their bird. O_o
So today they came in and one of the girls there had the misfortune of having to help them set up their cage. Wald, (their last name is actually Wald,) on his way out of the bathroom, did the same "let me shake your hand" thing to her, and wiped his hands all over her. Then when she turned around, he groped her.
She was totally humiliated, she didn't know how to react and she ran out of the room. She didn't want to make a report or call the police because, she said, "I don't want it to go that far."
Anyway, by now our boss knows about this. The question is, how is he going to handle it?
Looking back, the whole bathroom thing seems a little more sinister than it used to. This is some kind of perversion he has involving power. "I'm going to touch myself, not wash my hands, wipe them all over you because I can, and then you bitches are going to clean up the mess I made."
And this guy is a clown. He works with children.
WTF can we do?
May 1, 2008 7:41 PM
11:39, Karma is a bitch.
*yawns*
hello, hello!
got in about four hours ago -- ran around the kansas city area with elena and her friend, dodging tornados.
no, really. tornado warning came in for our area about a half-hour after i arrived, and we were out on the road, pretty much running from it.
:D
otherwise, i'm all come over weird-ish. worrying that columbus will be my last show, not wanting to come in off the road, still feeling hinky from recents posts, and now, reading about gerard being sick...
*marge sound*
but, we'll be around, natch.
can't keep laverne & shirley from bugging carmine, now can we?
lol
do you think it is clever, and right that someone is able to sexually harrass another person?
cos i dont
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Racism and the Waldo Tribune
Mar. 19th, 2007 at 10:14 PM
I was talking to my Mom today and she had this story to tell me:
Mom took Gran to get her eyeglasses today in Riverhead. While she was there, some lady came in handing out the Waldo Tribune. (http://www.waldotribune.com For some reason I am not able to hyperlink to this page.) The Waldo Tribune is a kid’s magazine made up by two clowns who push their paper on everyone. The Waldo Tribune is pretty much everywhere you look on Eastern Long Island. It’s a crap paper, actually, not even funny for kids. In fact most kids that I know hate the stupid thing. So anyway, the way she described the woman made me think it was Tulip ... Uhhh, Mrs. Wald. They are both clowns, you see. And I know this because A) I’ve seen both these, uhh, unsavory folks around town, and because after the incident (which I will describe as my Ma told it to me,) the eye doctor said, “that’s the woman who dates the editor of the paper.” Well, Mr. and Mrs. Wald (that’s their real name) are both the editors, from what I had gathered, but whatever. Details.
Anyway, so there were a few folks in the waiting room there, and one of them was, as my Ma described him, “a beautiful looking young Hispanic boy, around 15 or 16.” Tulip comes in shoving her paper at everyone. She shoves two of them at someone there and the person tells her, “One’s fine, thanks,” but Tulip insists on giving two anyway. (The guy clown, Waldo, has done that to me before, too. One time he gave me seven of his stupid papers. I don’t even have kids.) Then she turned to the Hispanic boy and tried to hand him one. He said, “No, thank you.” She turned away to leave, then on her way out she turned back and snapped at him, “You should learn English.” Then she bailed.
My Ma, goddess love her, got up to follow this clown outside, thinking--again in her words--”Who does this slut think she is?!” The eye doctor and receptionist stopped her, saying, “Let it go; the woman is just ignorant, there’s nothing you can do about it.” The Hispanic boy was all embarrassed, of course. Eventually he got his glasses and left. And then the rest of the people in the reception area spent the next few minutes talking about racism and ignorance. The receptionist said something to the effect of, “I mean really, we’re all immigrants,” to which the doctor replied, “No, not all.” And my Ma clarified, “Native Americans aren’t immigrants.” And so on.
Anyway, so my Ma told this to my Da and now they’re both thinking of writing a letter to some bigger newspaper, or at least an email to these clowns or something. If they don’t, then I might. But anyway I just wanted to document this on my blog so I don’t forget it. My Mom said to me, “I wish you’d been there. You probably would have chased her into the parking lot. I shouldn’t have let the eye doctor stop me. I wish I’d gone after her!” I’m saying, Dude, you still can. Just not in the parking lot. ;)
That’s the Waldo Tribune, local folks. Keep it in mind if you see those papers around. And I’m emailing messages to everyone I know who’s local with a link to this entry, too. So pass it on!
Mood: angry
Tags:rant, stupid people
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soozechelon wrote:
Mar. 23rd, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC)
grrr
well hey, you could wiper yer ARSE on it... or like take it to work and let the birdies do their shitties onnit!! bigots sooooo beyond irk me!!!!
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kapunua wrote:
Mar. 23rd, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC)
Re: grrr
That's pretty much what we use their stupid paper for anyway, to line cages and stuff. But seriously, I'd have to take pages to write up how freaky these people are. Adding ignorance on top of it is just ... blech.
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*blinks*
This is fucking funny as hell!
Oh anons, you win. You got her.
*picks fingernails*
Silence is not how you deal with it? Really? That post on your own blog is from over a year ago!
*Feels*
You guys are sad. A person was assaulted today and all you can think about is trying get revenge on someone. For what saying something about a famous person who would look down on you for doing something like this.
But anyway I hope you did send that email because it will allow people to find out who you are.
Haha anon
*pops gum*
Let me get this straight, anons.
THis lady goes on this blog to tell her friends that someone at work GOT FUCKING MOLESTED TODAY.
And your reaction is to run off and tell the people who did the molesting... IN ORDER TO GET HER FIRED?
That's a nice group of anons you have her mayo. I'm not blaming you but seriously, what kind of peopel do that shit.
*touches*
Martha, please!
I always thought you smarter than that!
Please no hanky-panky on the blog tonight. I have a headache.
*touches K's friend!!*
shows maturity at its finest
So there's something wrong with asking for advice? God fucking forbid she ask for a second goddamn opinion. Do you guys hang around outside of Cancer Clinics and bitch out the people who DON'T want to believe they're dying?
Jesus, fucking H, Christ.
-A
Yes anons, let's warn the MOLESTERS that someone is on to them! Because you personally don't like someone on the internet!
What kind of person does it take to post other people's websites and information and speak accusations about them that have not been proven?
Why don't you anons who are tryign to get Kapunua fired because her friend got assaulted today, sign in and do this?
So because you hate Kapunua you think it has to be "proven" that a friend of hers got groped? What kind of people are you??
What kind of person does it take to post other people's websites and information and speak accusations about them that have not been proven?
someone without a soul or a conscience
Anonymous said...
Why don't you anons who are tryign to get Kapunua fired because her friend got assaulted today, sign in and do this?
THANK YOU!
Put some names to the asshole behaviour, you bunch of crusty cunt munchers!
-A
*sigh*
carmine, what are we gonna do about you?
*grin*
Assaulted? You call that assaulted?
If the victim had felt ASSAULTED, why didn't she do or say something?!
Or is she all talk and no action too?
someone without a soul or a conscience
and you can say this because what you are doing now means you have a soul and a conscience?
i dont think so
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Martha, please!
I always thought you smarter than that!
May 1, 2008 11:46 PM
I must have hit on something you are questing my intelligence.
Something tells me that you didn't think about the fact that you can trace the ip addresses.
Or are you trying to say this isn't about a certain singer.
*slides*
have you ever been molested?
A certain singer?!
WTF?
That’s the Waldo Tribune, local folks. Keep it in mind if you see those papers around. And I’m emailing messages to everyone I know who’s local with a link to this entry, too. So pass it on!
Anons, if this was some big secret that K was trying to hide, would she have told everone to pass it on?
I agree that Kapunua can be very ummm... tilting at windmills. But I don't think that's a bad thing. She takes on other people's fights when she sees things like racism and people getting molested!
WHY would you try to start shit with her over that? To get her fired? OVER A BLOG??
yes, i've done some molesting myself!
oh.
non sequitur.
sorry about that! elena and i weren't really reading along...
*oops*
*still wondering what do to about carmine*
smacks 11:52's hand away
We'll just have to wait and see how the boss feels about this!
Assaulted? You call that assaulted?
If the victim had felt ASSAULTED, why didn't she do or say something?!
Or is she all talk and no action too?
Probably for the same reason that MOST women don't do or say anything!
WHY are you trying to get K and her friend who was already hurt today, into trouble for SPEAKING OUT?
You are sick!
Have you ever been assaulted? Do you even know what it's like? Because I have! And I kept it a secret for a long time too!
You are sick, motherfucker! SICK!
Who here thinks that K is mad because the guy didn't "assault" HER??
assault (-sôlt)
n.
1. A violent physical or verbal attack.
2.
a. A military attack, such as one launched against a fortified area or place.
b. The concluding stage of an attack in which close combat occurs with the enemy.
3. Law
a. An unlawful threat or attempt to do bodily injury to another.
b. The act or an instance of unlawfully threatening or attempting to injure another.
4.
a. Law Sexual assault.
b. The crime of rape.
v. assaulted, assaulting, assaults
v.tr.
1. To make an assault upon; attack. See Synonyms at attack.
2. To rape.
v.intr.
To make an assault.
He touched her in a sexual way. regardless of her reporting it or not it was still done. There are large numbers of people who don't file reports when they are attracted
*tickles*
So Kapunua is upset because one of her friends got groped today....
and this is how you anons react to it.
That says everything we need to know about you anons
You stupid fucking sex anons have definitely decided to take over this blog at the wrong time. Fuck off.
Who here thinks that K is mad because the guy didn't "assault" HER??
I said no!
Monkey see, monkey do...
All right anons,go crawl back into bed and i will be right there to tuck you in,and maybe tell you a story. Hurry now! There is school tomorrow.I SAID GET IN BED AND GO FUCKING TO SLEEP!!!
This is beyond reason. I have watched this place on and off for a few months and I had no idea that people hated one person on here so much. What did she do?
Anonymous said...
Who here thinks that K is mad because the guy didn't "assault" HER??
May 1, 2008 11:59 PM
ME! ME! ME!
No means no! STOP TOUCHING ME!!
Anonymous said...
Who here thinks that K is mad because the guy didn't "assault" HER??
There's gonna be a fucking assault here, real GODDAMN quick if you don't go fuck a rusty poker.
-A
It would take too fucking long to tell you! Trust me!
Well Betty is over so I am off to bed.
It is sad that parents these days don't keep a better eye on their children. The world might be a better place if they did.
Night.
Feel free to try and rip me a new one anons. Because it does is show what kind of people you are.
You people are appalling.
So tell everyone anons. Two things. One, what did Kapu do to make you go after her and her friends, at a time such as this? And two why don't you say who you are.
I think that K is mad because the guy didn't "assault" HER.
Fucking Moron.
Yeah you anon.
I think I've alread had Mr. Rusty Poker. He really wasn't all that good a fuck.
She didnt do anything,maybe someones jealous because she is a strong and smart women.
She is a mouthy bitch!!
hey twisted sister. hope you are well hun.
all i can say is that you are all sick. if you take delight int he fact that you can hurt someone else by the situation of one person being sexually harassed, and even better, he may even do that o the children that he enterains. i am seriosuly shocked at your words. what if he did that to you or your children. you are all sick.
Look in the mirror 12:04.
Anonymous said...
She is a mouthy bitch!!
May 2, 2008 12:04 AM
Yes! I like that one, Anon! Took the words right out of my mouth!
Oh yes mouthy bitches always need to be put in their place!
*cracks knuckles*
Anonymous said...
She is a mouthy bitch!!
And you're an infantile little dirty cunt, but we still entertain you and your ilk around here.
Now put up, or shut the fuck up. I don't come here to deal with your fucking bullshit.
-A
*takes the safety off*
K needs to learn a lesson. That just because she thinks she is in the RIGHT doesn't mean she has the right to speak up! What if her friend made it up! Tha would be wrongfully accusing that guy and for that, she SHOULD get fired!
now you're just trying to annoy me
*aims*
You can't actually shoot someone on the compuer you dumb bitch!!
watch out for the backfire
*squeezes*
fire at will
ass
Backfire like Kapu's WHINING about her cunty little friends??
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