Friday, April 11, 2008

Once more, with feeling.

Clutter. Even a precious possession can be set aside, misplaced or forgotten. Another less important object carelessly placed upon it, and another, and another, until it is buried. It is easy to become overrun and all that surrounds us consumes our sanity, our energy. Soon, you are unable to find what you had only a few weeks ago considered relevant. What a fucking mess.

It is usually in haste that I will begin to rummage through the piles. The need for immediate clearance prompts the overhaul. But rationale overrides rage and I trade trash bags for storage boxes. All that has been sorted out is neatly preserved. I am certain six months from now I will be digging through the boxes.

But for now, space has been cleared and I found my jacket.





The Burden of Elevation

I can no longer stand in front
and throw my fist at you, intent
on hearing every word, captured
in the moment spinning out of control.
But, I miss this like second nature
and then again, I was always more
comfortable slightly out of focus.




p.s. what the hell another won't hurt.

2,359 comments:

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sdock10 said...

GRrrrrr.....YOU SUCK!

Mayo is going to be so mad at you.

Anonymous said...

You left me all alone on the last page.

First you treat me like dirt, then you leave me all by my lonesome at the bottom of the blasted page.



Just kiddin'!

Anonymous said...

Mayo's not going to book you a flight.

You best start apologizing for your misdeeds.

Smoke said...

Mayo knows he can't beat my speedy typin' skillz....

Smoke said...

Mayo will book me a flight he'll smile while doing it....

Won't you, Mayo? Eff yes, you will.

^_^

I ♥ you, Mayo.

sdock10 said...

OOoooh, Smoke and I need us a good travel agent.

Ain't that right, Smoke? We have so much planning to do to go clear across the country to Alabama from Georgia is going to be so crazy.

Anonymous said...

Every time we go to a new page, I have the sensation of falling through the ceiling and into a chair, like "Whee! Here I am!"

sdock10 said...

I'm scared of airplanes and flying.


...just sayin


Can't we go by train or something?

Smoke said...

Fo'real! Mayo needs to hook us up.

The best hotel.

The best ride.

The best fried chicken places.

BWAHAHAHA!

Smoke said...

That makes me think of that movie:

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

^_^

Anonymous said...

Mayo should book us a cruise, and we could all sail around together. Then he could be our Cruise Director, like Julie from Love Boat.

sdock10 said...

The best fried chicken places??? I suppose you are right. We are in the south. How bout the best barbecue places???

How about good car rental???

resurrected wreck said...

Bye, RW! Eat one for me!

0_0

sdock10 said...

I've never been on a cruise....Hell, I just realized that I have never ever really left solid land. Unless you count fishing in a boat..

I am thinking I might get sea sick.

resurrected wreck said...

Fiddledicker!

^ ^
0_0

Anonymous said...

Can I pick out Mayo's Hawaiian shirt?

Bwuwhahahah!

Smoke said...

Boats and planes scare me.

Like really scare me.

Anonymous said...

I have never been on a cruise either, Solly. I know that looking out and not seeing land would freak me out exponentially. I hate wide open empty space. I don't think I'd be able to do that drive from Las Vegas to California either. Space makes me nervous.

resurrected wreck said...

Travel agent, eh?

Where ya going, Mayo?

Anonymous said...

I said:Bye, RW! Eat one for me!

RW said: 0_0


I really should just not speak ever.

Smoke said...

Me, too, Star. But then again, after watching Deliverance, the mountains can be some scary ass shit, too.

O_O

Mustard,

You is funny. ^_^

sdock10 said...

Yeah, Star, it's like the opposite of claustrophobia or something...did I spell that all wrong?



RW,

We have decided that Mayo is booking my travels to Canada to see you and eat pizza.

sdock10 said...

Mayo was worried that I was going to try and get all the way to Canada with my two dogs pulling my sled.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

What were you eating? Did you ever say? Did I miss it? I bet you were eating pickles and salt, right?

Anonymous said...

That's good to know, Mayo. Right? But with what? Everything is all right?

Smoke said...

Oh shit, I forgot. I got sidetracked which doesn't take too much but anyhoo....

Baby carrots. That's what I was eating. And get this, out of the blue, LHM starts talking about Canada.

O_O

I'm starting to think he is a mind-reader.

Anonymous said...

Can I show you guys the idea that I have? It's an outline-ish thing.

Anonymous said...

Solly,
I can see you standing up in the sled, all bundled up, Dr. Zhivago style, yelling "Onward to the North, my trusty dogs! MUSH!"

sdock10 said...

We were eating carrots at the same time and LHM was talking about Canada.

We are a freaky family.

...just saying.

I hope we use our powers for good and not evil.

Anonymous said...

Oh Mayo, el oh el, you are a card. ^_^ We love ya baby.

resurrected wreck said...

RW,

We have decided that Mayo is booking my travels to Canada to see you and eat pizza.


We'd better hurry up with that, pizza's getting cold!

sdock10 said...

Star,

Totally! I would freeze to death first, ya know. I would totally be a Sollycicle before I make it there.


Jules,

Right on...show us.

Anonymous said...

That's one "of course" from La Principesa. What more do I need to proceed?

Thanks Princess. It's really really crappy right now so I dunno what I'm gonna do with it yet. I wrote it last night after I said goodnight and then couldn't quit thinking about it. O_O I'll put it up in a sec.

resurrected wreck said...

And get this, out of the blue, LHM starts talking about Canada.

O_O


O_O indeed!

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Anonymous said...

Oh crap, that's longer than I thought. And it's really crappy! I kind of hate it. O_O It's so rushed and it's utter nonsense.

What the hell was I thinking?

Anonymous said...

I'll be back in a few.

Gonna go put HAARP back in.

Get my head back in the game.

I'll be back. :)


(Jules, go for it. I wanna see.)

Anonymous said...

You're my angel
Come and save me tonight
you're my angel


Do you remember this? Who is replying to you?

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna go hide. O_O

sdock10 said...

Jules,

That was really great. Thanks for putting it up.

sdock10 said...

Jules,

Hush that nonsense, you know you have an incredible gift.

Anonymous said...

"
Yep, Ergo....Our vampyre has flown away. He's still at the other place though ;)"
---------

What other place is that Wendy

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You're my angel
Come and save me tonight
you're my angel



Stephen Tyler?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

I'll fix it and put it back another time. It's just too dumb and rambly and weird.

^_^

resurrected wreck said...

Did you just delete your post, K?

But... I didn't have a chance to read it yet!

Anonymous said...

I did, I'm sorry RW. I will see if I can fix it then put it back up another time. It's too crazy. I mean it's such a crazy idea to begin with.

sdock10 said...

JULES!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! It was beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Jules,

"In the other, cold snow and still-hot blood: a handful of fear and a will to proceed."

YES. I loved it. It made me hot and cold at the same time.

More later when I get back from my parents. My dad made me escarole and beans!

Smoke said...

Why'd you delete it?!?!?! GRRR!!

Anonymous said...

Mayo was on at the same time as an anon who was making fun of K for asking Mayo too many questions. isn't it obvious to anyone else???

Anonymous said...

GAHHH! I'm sorry! I'll put it back up after I correct a few things and pare it down and make it not so much with the suck if possible.

resurrected wreck said...

Yummy, Star!

Have a good visit with your parents :)

Anonymous said...

Knock it off, 5:15. You're just being petty.

Anonymous said...

Not petty, honest.

resurrected wreck said...

Anon, stick a piece of pizza in your mouth, why don't you?

Anonymous said...

But it was obviously Mayo himself. He wants her to stop being a pest. It's so obvious. I hate it when women don't get the hint!

sdock10 said...

Hold up! WAIT!

That's my pizza you are giving away!

Anonymous said...

What can I do I'm sleeping in this bed alone

are you?

Anonymous said...

Is this anon you too Mayo? Are you sending a message to someone??

resurrected wreck said...

Bla bla bla I'm feeling left out so I'm going online to be mean to someone.

Bla bla bla random hate.

Bla bla bla I think it so therefore it must be right.

It's so obvious.

Bla bla bla.

Anonymous said...

Obviously K posted something and then deleted it because she thought Mayo was lurking and he would tell her not to delete it. She just DOESN'T get it.

resurrected wreck said...

Hold up! WAIT!

That's my pizza you are giving away!


Sorry, Solly, I thought it was for a good cause. But Obvious Anon doesn't want it. I'm hurt :(

Anonymous said...

what time do you think mayo was the anon being mean to Kap? I don't see it.

Anonymous said...

I don't think it's mean to say that I think this is true!! If it is true then it was MAYO who was mean to K. But that's his right too!

resurrected wreck said...

Oh, go eat pizza, anon.

Anonymous said...

doesn't matter

Anonymous said...

I think Mayo posted at 4:06 and 4:10. Because K was asking Mayo all these ridiculous questions and trying to get him to talk to her again. I just feel that with the time he was lurking and when this anonymous post was posted, it was probably him telling her to back off.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Obviously K posted something and then deleted it because she thought Mayo was lurking and he would tell her not to delete it. She just DOESN'T get it.


If you must know, I deleted it because it occurred to me that Mayo might read it and I knew it wasn't that good. My hope is that he didn't read that crap. I think Mayo is a good writer. I think a bunch of people who are on at the moment are good writers and good judges of writing. So when I saw the mistakes I had made and how ridiculous that outline was, I deleted it because I know it's not good enough for the folks here. I can do better.

Happy now?

resurrected wreck said...

Anons like that are never, happy, K. That's why they keep coming back here to behave badly.

resurrected wreck said...

Misery loves company, and all that.

Eliza Bennett37 said...

Hello everyone

K

That was just so random. Streatham cemetary is within easy walking distance of where I live.

I have never been in there because I don't know anyone buried in there but maybe I should visit now. Will probably get alot more sense out of those there than you would from people in some places!

I must prepare for work tomorrow. I hope we both have a better week than last week otherwise there will be some serious trouble.

I must do some research into that cemetary-it looks very old.

Goodnight all.

x

Anonymous said...

Mayo was on EXACTLY when that anonymous post came that was obviously telling her to get off his case.

Kapu do everyone a favor and leave the poor guy alone for a while.

If you can't see that he wants some space from you then you're blind and you're not getting the hint!

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo & good-bye, Eliza :)

Anonymous said...

R.W. I am TRYING to be nice. K doesn't want to get the hint. Mayo has tried to be nice too. I'm not being mean or "petty".. I am just saying what I see.

resurrected wreck said...

Mayo was on EXACTLY when that anonymous post came that was obviously telling her to get off his case.

Because other anons don't lurk at the same time Mayo's on.

It's so obvious.

Smoke said...

Jesus Christ, Anons.

Just stop.

resurrected wreck said...

R.W. I am TRYING to be nice. K doesn't want to get the hint. Mayo has tried to be nice too. I'm not being mean or "petty".. I am just saying what I see.

Who are you?

resurrected wreck said...

R.W. I am TRYING to be nice.

No, you're not. You're being a dickhead.

Smoke said...

Or maybe I should say, Anon. Not sure if there is one or ten anymore.

Mean Anon, just stop.

There.

Anonymous said...

Eliza, if you go there you have to take some pics to post. how intriguing, right?

I hope you have a good work week, too. ^_^

Anon, after a whole bunch of you said similar things for about two days in a row, I asked Mayo if we were all right. He said we were and until he tells me differently, I don't believe you, all right?

Thanks RW. Knew I'd married you for a reason or two. ;)

Anonymous said...

Hello also La Principesa. :)

Well, I'm off for a shizzower. Back later. ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

It's because of my mad drawer-dropping skillz, isn't it? ;)

resurrected wreck said...

Have fun with ze soap and ze water, K!

Anonymous said...

Even when he smacked you down under his blue name that time Kapu, and made you look stupid, you STILL didn't get it. The question is when will you? How much farther does he have to go to get you to back off? I'm not saying he hates you and wants you to leave but you keep bothering him and it has to stop.

sdock10 said...

RW,

Was the pizza scrumpticlicious?

resurrected wreck said...

Thank you for being so "nice", anon @ 5:39pm.

resurrected wreck said...

Solly, the pizza rocked my world!

sdock10 said...

Don't you people think Mayo can speak for Mayo????

For fuck's sake...

resurrected wreck said...

Pizza in general rocks my world!

sdock10 said...

I'm so hungry. Now, what can I eat to feed my starving soul???

Anonymous said...

"Don't you people think Mayo can speak for Mayo????"

I think he ALREADY IS!! But no one wants to admit this!!

Anonymous said...

mayo is turd taster

Smoke said...

OH my GOD I can't STAND to READ shit LIKE this OVER and OVER and OVER but oh WELL, oh WELL.

DAMN!!!!!!!

resurrected wreck said...

I'm so hungry. Now, what can I eat to feed my starving soul???

How about BBQ anon burgers?

Anonymous said...

mayo likes sausage wrapped in men's briefs.

sdock10 said...

I dunno...they seem a little dry to me, RW.

resurrected wreck said...

It's awfully civic-minded of you to come in here to point fingers and speak on someone else's belalf, anon @ 5:43pm. All this noble action must be making you hungry.

Here, have some pizza.

resurrected wreck said...

And kinda chewy, Solly. Like deep-fried rubber.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm back.

And "Feeling Good."

resurrected wreck said...

"belalf" = "behalf"

O_o

sdock10 said...

I'm listening to music in my house right now. My house is all mine again and music is flowing right on through.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry Smoke I won't do it again. But the pint I'm making is still true. I think Mayo is trying in a polite way to get K to back off and not jump on him every single time he lurks!! And she doesn't get the hint and pretty soon he won't even comment anymore. You notice that he only posts lately when he knows she is not around! ANd if he posts when she is around he never stays to talk to whoever is on. I think it's because he feels he HAS to talk to her.

resurrected wreck said...

But the pint I'm making is still true.

A pint would go really well with pizza.

ergoproxy said...

Anonymous said...
"
Yep, Ergo....Our vampyre has flown away. He's still at the other place though ;)"
---------

What other place is that Wendy?

April 13, 2008 2:05 PM

Myspace

his band has a myspace and he's a friend of wendy and I , no big secret, sorry anon

Anonymous said...

Sometimes only one thing is necessary to put it all in perspective.

It's good. It's great. Now only if it was a piece of cake.

Smoke said...

Well, you know what? Why don't you just let Mayo worry about who he wants to talk to. This is his house, not yours and not mine. It's not really any concern of yours.

So just let it go.

Anonymous said...

i'm hungry, i might go to Pizza Slut for a Shitlovers pizza.

resurrected wreck said...

Pizza

Smoke said...

Shitlovers?

Oh, jeez. I'll never look at it the same way again. :(

Anonymous said...

Ah, Food Anon Who Is Not PPU!

Lovely, as usual. :) Or Shitlover's Lasagna. They have that as well, right?

resurrected wreck said...

It's good. It's great. Now only if it was a piece of cake.

Or pizza.

Smoke said...

That totally screwed up my sad face so I'll do it again.

:(

sdock10 said...

Shitlovers! Niiiiiice!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I think Mayo posted at 4:06 and 4:10. Because K was asking Mayo all these ridiculous questions and trying to get him to talk to her again. I just feel that with the time he was lurking and when this anonymous post was posted, it was probably him telling her to back off.




There are obviously a few anons here right now. I was the one who asked what time they thought Mayo had posted as an anon as I couldn't see it. The anon above replied 4:06 and 4:10, but that was ME and I assure you I am NOT Mayo. I also wasn't being mean to Kapunua, I was just having a bit of fun to see if SS was lurking. I just guessed that maybe he might have spilled his drink on someones sketch pad. Sorry if I confused everyone. I didn't intend for people to think I was Mayo.

resurrected wreck said...

It's a pretty sad face, S&V. :)

Smoke said...

Awwww, you are so sweet, RW.

It's not as funny as your O_O face, though.

Smoke said...

My O_O face will never be the RW O_O face.

You own the O_O face.

resurrected wreck said...

*smiles happily at S&V & saves her some pizza*

Anonymous said...

Well that clears that up but I still think Mayo would have posted instead of lurking if she hadn't been aroud.

Anonymous said...

Yes, or pizza.

Oh, the possibilities!

Anonymous said...

I just guessed that maybe he might have spilled his drink on someones sketch pad.

Why would you think that anon?

Anonymous said...

I agree anon, it is a shame he didn't stay and talk. Guess we will never know why. Maybe he just wasn't in the mood.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm pretty sure that Mayo did comment, anon @ 6:01pm. Just not at the times you suggested.

sdock10 said...

My CD collection rules.

...just sayin.

Anonymous said...

Why? Because the last question I asked at 4:06 was 'when was the last time you drew a picture' and it made me think of GW and his sketch pad. Then I thought it would be a cool question to ask SS as he is notoriously clumsy. I have nothing to prove if you don't believe me and you want to think that was written by Mayo, but it wasn't. It was written by me. I wouldn't have written it if I knew it would cause all this shit.

ergoproxy said...

morning everyone else!

kapunua did you see I found where the story about Matt videoing Dom with the groupie was?

Kerrang # 8585

23 June 2001

during their tour of Denmark, a time they Matt and Dom became "drug and sex crazed hedonists"

"They regaled interviewer Paul Brannigan..
"I was off somewhere after a party one night, when I went back to our dressing room it was all dark. I heard some strange squelching noises in the corner, so I went out and got a video camer, which had a night shot on it,and then I went back in. I got the last 10 seconds!I got the money shot on tape! Can you believe that?"
Howard later said "we try to get as many women in the shower as possible" before the night ended Bellamy left with 2 blonde icelandic groupies, a danish girl giving the tourbus a peep show in the toilet and married bassist Chris, ignoring the debauchary to mix ever more potent cocktails."

the turning point came in 2003 when Matt said "I can't really remember who I was anymore. he said he no longer wanted the attention of groupies as "I can't think of anything more unattractive than wanting to have sex with you because of who you are onstage"
Peole feared he was losing his eccentricity when he admitted he would dress up in fancy dress in his home, but wouldn't speak further as "the things I dress up as aren't necessarily cool"

Anonymous said...

I need a larger collection.

resurrected wreck said...

My DVD collection rules, Solly.

But my pizza rules even more.

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

Join BMG!!


RW,

You win!! I can't compete with that.

Hi Ergo!

ergoproxy said...

sorry should be a "people feared he was losing his eccentricity but then he..."

resurrected wreck said...

"I can't think of anything more unattractive than wanting to have sex with you because of who you are onstage"

With the possible exception of wanting to have sex with you because you're female, there, and willing.

resurrected wreck said...

Forgit to say: Hi, EP :D

Anonymous said...

well said

Smoke said...

My shoe collection rules. ^_^

Anonymous said...

i heard that mayo has a gun rack full of dildo's.

Anonymous said...

Does it cost money to join BMG?

I don't think you answered me or saw the last time I asked.

resurrected wreck said...

Salt & Vinegar rules!!

Full stop.

sdock10 said...

Nope, not a thing, Mustard. It's da bomb diggity!!!

Anonymous said...

And they'll just send me offers and shit?

You mean I don't have to chop off an arm or a leg and give to them in return for selfless music offers?


Well, this could be better than I imagined!

ergoproxy said...

Hi RW

It seems Muse had a very large following of groupies back then. Matt and Dom are certainly no longer proud of what they did.
Fame, money, freedom they took the low road for a while!

oh and "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" please :)

Smoke said...

The only thing, Mustard, is you have to make sure you respond once a month to the 'featured selection' or else they'll send it to you anyway.

I am bad about not responding. That's how I ended up with Ryan Cabrera. O_O

Anonymous said...

What is with the disrespectful anons?

resurrected wreck said...

*whispers to EP* Gentlemen Prefer Blondes would have been my choice too :)

resurrected wreck said...

^You didn't see that, Solly.

sdock10 said...

Yeah, I think you get something like 12 for 1 when you first sign up. Just go to the website and check it out.

bmgmusicservice.com

I have been a member for 16 years.

Anonymous said...

Okay, do either of you have the direct link?

I'm not gonna search the site over. I'll never find it.

resurrected wreck said...

disrecptful anons = not taking responsibility for the things that you say = cowardice

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Sdock!

The world will be a much brighter place now. :)

Smoke said...

16 years? Good golly marbles! You'd think they'd make you an honorary gold club member of some sort. Give you some extra stuff or something!

I've been 'in and out' of BMG for years. ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

Better than pizza.

resurrected wreck said...

I've been 'in and out' of BMG for years. ^_^

0_0

Anonymous said...

Do you only get offers for the artists that are on their label and labels associated with Sony/BMG, or do you get free reign of all music ever made?

Smoke said...

I knew that sentence was worthy of an RW face. I knew it!

Hee-hee.

sdock10 said...

Yeah can we just stop being nasty to Mayo and each other.

ergoproxy said...

RW
"We're just 2 little girls from Littlerock..."
when I got married I did a bit of "Diamonds are a girls best friend" with my gloves on! heehee
I love that movie!

and Some Like It Hot

resurrected wreck said...

Did you set a trap for my shocky face, S&V??

0_0

resurrected wreck said...

Some Like It Hot also kicks ass, EP :)

sdock10 said...

Uhhh, Mustard I dunno that now.

Smoke said...

Did you set a trap for my shocky face, S&V??

0_0


And you walked right into it. Muwahahaha!

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to find out right now.

resurrected wreck said...

And you walked right into it. Muwahahaha!

0_0

Oh hell, there I go again!

ergoproxy said...

hahahaha

Smoke said...

BRB!

resurrected wreck said...

Bye, S&V! Don't be gone long!

resurrected wreck said...

Oooo! My last comment was #1968. That's the year I was born! :)

ergoproxy said...

oh lucky you RW! I always try to get my birth year!

Anonymous said...

We need Todd, hmm?

Anonymous said...

Ergo, all I can say to that is, O_O And I'm glad they, uhh, got over that phase.

It's kind of funny though, the night vision camera.


With the possible exception of wanting to have sex with you because you're female, there, and willing.

Brava. That is some serious blame-shifting right there that they pulled.

Anonymous said...

i heard that mayo has a gun rack full of dildo's.


I think that plural nouns do not require apostrophes, but hey.

I'll be lurking guys, gonna try to, I dunno, do stuff.

resurrected wreck said...

i heard that mayo has a gun rack full of dildo's.

I think that plural nouns do not require apostrophes, but hey.


Unless the gun rack was full of something that belonged to the dildo, & anon just failed to complete the sentence.

Anonymous said...

Oh man. That was funnier than it should have been! >.<

resurrected wreck said...

What do you think a dildo would own?

The mind boggles!

Anonymous said...

Right, maybe it is a gun rack full of dildo's The One Ring?

Oh, wait.

hey check it out, I was comment 1972! That's my birth year! O_O

WTF.

Anonymous said...

Or the mind completely explodes!

*BWOOOSH*

resurrected wreck said...

I just received an invitation to a Badass Backyard BBQ.

Anonymous said...

batteries

Anonymous said...

If my mind exploded it would sound like one of those Chinese paper "fireworks" things. Bits of paper would probably come out, too. Not confetti, but shredded paper. Also some dust and pieces of string.

resurrected wreck said...

Anon @ 7:05pm: WIN!

Anonymous said...

Sdock and Smoke were totally discussing BBQ today.

We're in some intergalactic space/time continuum that knows shit.

Or something like that.

Anonymous said...

So you're saying that Dildo owns a gunrack full of batteries?

But surely dildos don't require batteries. You're thinking of vibrators.

Anonymous said...

I was too slow to post for my birth year.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry if I nabbed it from you.

Anonymous said...

Aw, Anon.

There's always the next blog! Chin up!

Anonymous said...

Kapunua said...
So you're saying that Dildo owns a gunrack full of batteries?

But surely dildos don't require batteries. You're thinking of vibrators.


I have just highlighted my ignorance in these areas. I feel pretty dumb right now.

ergoproxy said...

well just saying gun racks are pretty huge if you're talking about rifles...

so is it a rifle gunrack or a handgun gun rack?

and does he have one for the back of his truck as well? For travel?

resurrected wreck said...

Never mind, anon @ 7:11pm. Your comment was funny nonetheless.

ergoproxy said...

Kapunua said...
So you're saying that Dildo owns a gunrack full of batteries?


so does Dildo own a gunnrack full of mayo?

Smoke said...

I leave for ten minutes and it turns to dildos and vibrators? O_O

resurrected wreck said...

Se what we get up to when you're gone, S&V??

ergoproxy said...

smoke&venom20 said...
I leave for ten minutes and it turns to dildos and vibrators? O_O


it'll be back to boobs soon.

resurrected wreck said...

It always comes back to the boobs.

Anonymous said...

I have just highlighted my ignorance in these areas. I feel pretty dumb right now.

Man, I have just highlighted my knowledge of these things. How do you think I feel? ;D

resurrected wreck said...

I find it amusing how it all goes very quiet in here when we're approaching a new page ;)

Anonymous said...


so does Dildo own a gunnrack full of mayo?


Wouldn't it turn if it wasn't refrigerated? So maybe more like a refrigerated wine rack then.

Dildo owns a refigerated wine rack of mayo.

Anonymous said...

love...

Anonymous said...

Adam?

Anonymous said...

Oh, come on!

I


love

Anonymous said...

Adam????

Anonymous said...

Yoshitaka Amano!

Anonymous said...

DAMN IT!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I fail miserably at first-taker of the the first comment.

*wipes brow*

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