Thursday, March 13, 2008

strength of character

willowed cables entwined
confident in the bind

strait and narrow, strong
slight curve at the hilt
meeting emotion
with a halt
holding decision
above impulse
strong, wise and steady
grounded by design

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Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am well GS. I didn't donate to them either but I am broke.


Anyway it was more for the fan girl types. They have mom and dad to help them out.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello S&V20 how are you?

Where did everyone go?

Smoke said...

I'm good, MJ. And you?

Anonymous said...

Who likes fantasy?

Anonymous said...

Hey Smoke, MJ, and Anon :)

Looks like we're doing well.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'm well.


Anon hello how are you?

yes I do like fantasy.

Smoke said...

Fantasy can be fun. O_o

Pixie said...

hi to everyone who arrived :)

Anonymous said...

Who wants to play a game?

Anonymous said...

What's your damage, Heather?

Smoke said...

What kind of game?

Anonymous said...

The best answer:
It depends.


And you sound so creepy. Like, horror movie creepy.

"Who wants to play a game?"

*knife appears-right screen*

*eek eek eek eek*

WTF am I going on about, srsly?


HEY PIXIE!

Smoke said...

Yeah, I can hear that man's creepy voice on the CB radio from that movie Joyride.

Anybody out there seen Candy Cane?

EEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pixie said...

anon s&v is right: what kind of game ;)

sdock10 said...

I'm in....what kind of game are we playing?

Anonymous said...

Caaaaandy Caaaaaaaane.

Come in, Candy Cane.

*PAUL WALKER'S ASS*

O_O

That movie scared me, to be honest.

Smoke said...

And you gotta speed it up. I'm soooo damn impatient.

Just ask Mayo. X_x

sdock10 said...

My manners suck ass.

Hello Mayo, hello all of BlogBelieve, Hello Anon, Hello lurkers and watchers!

Anonymous said...

It's a fun game!

Who would you be for just one day, why, and what would you do on that day?

Smoke said...

Paul Walker is haaaawwwttt.

Ever seen Running Scared?

Oh.My.Gawwwd.

sdock10 said...

Yeah and that dude is totally still out there...Yep.

Paul Walker is fine though.

Yummy!

Anonymous said...

Hi Sdock!

Nice to see you!

How is it going?

Smoke said...

Oh, okay. ^_^

That's interesting. Hmmmmmm.

sdock10 said...

I would be Johnny Cash playing live at Folsom Prison.

Anonymous said...

Wait!

Anon, I gots a question!

Will the person I choose still exist for the day that I'm being them?

Pixie said...

hi sdock? do you need a pixiehug??? ;) *givesabighugtosdock* ;)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon I would be Paris Hilton.


Why because I think it would be easy to steal all her money. I would put aside two million for myself and than give all the rest to charity.


I would than ruin her image by making her into a respectable lady.

Smoke said...

Who would you be for just one day, why, and what would you do on that day?

First....a joke for an answer.

Who? Nicole Kidman.

Why? Well, she's married to Keith Urban.

What would I do? Eat a sammich and lay up with Keith Urban. ^_^

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Sd10 how are you?

Anonymous said...

Mustard, no, you are, who they are, for that day.

sdock10 said...

I always need Pixiehugs!

Okay so if we're going with people who aren't dead....then ummmm

Maybe I would be the newest opera star or broadway sensation!!

How cool would that be?

sdock10 said...

Hey MJ,

I'm fighting a headache but otherwise doing pretty fine. How are you?

Smoke said...

Gosh, I don't know. There's so many cool people.

There are some people I'd like to be just so I could figure out what they are thinking like for instance, Johnny Depp.

What goes through his mind everyday? How do you wake up everyday being that damn pretty and as kooky as he is?

Or, Britney Spears. I'd like to be her for a day and act normal and then tell all those crazy people trying to get at her to STFU. Then I'd do everything I could to get my kids back. Now, I know that wouldn't happen in a day but you know what I mean.

Then like from a long time ago. Like there's a bunch of people.

Pixie said...

goood sdock :) are you already addicted to them???? ;) *hugsagain* *lol*

Anonymous said...

I'm drawing an absolute blank.

It shouldn't be this hard.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'm alright.


Maybe I could be George Bush. I would stop the war and make it okay for gay people to marry. And stuff like that. And in the end it would ruin him as well.

Smoke said...

It would be cool to be Jackie-O.

She just seemed to be so classy and lady-like.

Then, let's see, what about Amy Winehouse?

Okay, nevermind. I don't think I want to be her. You know, the skin rash and all. O_o

Martha Smith-Jones said...

But you can't give the kids back to Britney cause after your gone she would go back to being bad Britney.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Can I confess something? When you said Jackie-O, I totally pictured the chick from 227!! She was classy too, but I was like WTF? Why does she want to be Jackee?

My bad...oops.

Anonymous said...

I would be Kurt Cobain for a day.

And only because I would like to see the world through his eyes.

Smoke said...

But maybe, I could make her stop and think. Wishful thinking, I know.

Poor little boys.

Smoke said...

Solly!

She was pretty damn funny but that's not what I meant. :(

sdock10 said...

Cool answer, Mustard. I want to be Johnny Cash because it took him a long time but once he got it....he understood totally what he was meant to do...his life, his audience.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

If I was going back in time I would be Vlad the impaler. You got be a bad guy once in your life so why not him.


Maybe I could be Socrates.

Smoke said...

I would be Mayo.

Then I'd write this really weird blog about how I love NASCAR and this princess chick.

Hmmmmmm.

BWAHAHAHA!

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

I know...you totally want to be Jackie Kennedy Onassis, but for some reason I just pictured Jackee in my head. I apologize.

Anonymous said...

Why would you want to be Mayo? Anyone can write a blog.

Amyranth said...

My boyfriend is such a prick.

I had to use his towel to get some water up off the floor, and because he didn't have a towel to dry himself on, he came in and shook his wet hands all over me.

-A

Smoke said...

Then when Mayo came back, he'd be all like, "WTF? I didn't write this shit!?!?!? What the hell is NASCAR? I've never even watched NASCAR!"

^__^

Smoke said...

I know, I have one.

Just to mess with him. Just for the day.

Anonymous said...

If I was going back in time I would be Vlad the impaler. You got be a bad guy once in your life so why not him.

Oh my God. Rethink that MJ. :-)

Smoke said...

I am totally joking, by the way. I have no idea who the hell he is or what he is. It might scare me to be Mayo. O_O

Anonymous said...

Oooo, or Johnny Rotten.

That'd be fucking awesome. To be the one that ended it onstage with the best damn line I've ever heard!

Oh, that would totally make my life. And to be friends with Sid. That'd be pretty grand, too. But, the only thing is, for one day, Sid would have to be okay.

Amyranth said...

I'd be Naoko Takeuchi.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Amy than you turn around and blow you nose on his shirt.


I think I would be some random person in the pass. During some kind of historical event. Just so I could see it.

Anonymous said...

This one will make you think.

List ten things you absolutely have to do before your demise.

Anonymous said...

I would be Mariah Carey.

I would shave my head and get a moustache tattooed in my face.

Smoke said...

Ooooooh, good one.

Amyranth said...

MJ, that is a good idea. He's just about to start making supper too.

-A

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Amy likes sailormoon.

Smoke said...

Anon,

See, I don't know that I can list ten things. I don't think that the important things can be put on a list. Being happy, truly happy, is all that really matters. I don't care if I ever get to fly on an airplane or see the world. I would love to see my son grow up, get married and have children of his own. That's the kind of stuff that is important to me.

All the other stuff is just icing on the cake. ^_^

Anonymous said...

1. Go on a gondola ride

2. One would have been to visit CBGB's, but that's been blown out of the water

3. Witness a supernatural event

4. Pet a dolphin

5. Visit Time's Square

6. WATCH THE BALL DROP IN PERSON ON NEW YEARS!!!

7. See the world from the backend of a bus

8. Visit Liverpool

9. Steal a penny from a wishing well. Yes, steal it. ;)

10. Achieve my dream

Smoke said...

Anon,

What about you?

Amyranth said...

List ten things you absolutely have to do before your demise.

1. Backpack through Japan.
2. Spend Christmas in New York.
3. Live in a log cabin in the woods.
4. Get Married.
5. Have a child that will grow up to be bigger things than either of her parents.
6. Get a Driver's License (hopefully, that won't lead to my demise!)
7. Go to Australia.
8. Start my own Jewelery Design Company.
9. Make more than $15/hr.
10. Save lives. Somehow.


-A

Amyranth said...

MJ, I LOVE Sailormoon.

-A

Pixie said...

ok I´m off to bed now, have a nice sunday *hugs*

Smoke said...

Byeeee Pixie!

Smoke said...

Anon? Hello?

Where'd you go?

Amyranth said...

Bye Pix.

-A

Anonymous said...

I'm off as well.

Bye Pixie!

Bye Guys!

Smoke said...

Bye Siobhan! Sorry you had to be second today! ^_~

Anonymous said...

Bye dudesses!

MissTottenham said...

Hello mayo, how are you today petal?

Hi everyone who is here, how are you all?

Hi to everyone who has left:

Carrie
DG
OP's
Mya
Andiebomb, where are you girl?

Smoke said...

Hey MissT! How are you?

MissTottenham said...

Aw, goodnight pixie and Siobhan. Just missed you guys.

Sweet dreams.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I don't think I will do all of these things. But I hope to do some.


Travel the world

Meet a famous person i admirer

Fall in love

run around a beach naked

She a Broadway show

learn to actually speak another language

Have the best sex every. I mean really really great sex.

Go into space

Learn to swim so I can scuba dive

Be happy with who I am for just one day.

Anonymous said...

Ooo, MJ just nailed it.

Anonymous said...

MissT! Hello!

MissTottenham said...

Hi princess sweetie. I'm good thanks. how are you?

I have a ladybird that is following me all around the house. Now my cockatiel is looking all sad and jealous because I have a new friend.

I think it is my pink PJ's that it likes.

Smoke said...

Awwww!

I'm good, MissT.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello miss t how are you?


Goodnight Pixie and Siobhan

MissTottenham said...

Hi mustard, Hi Mj.

How are you both today?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'm well Miss t.


Thank you MIB

Martha Smith-Jones said...

You know what I need to add another thing to my list Skydiving.

Anonymous said...

Anon just up and left us in the middle of the game, Smoke!


MissT, I'm well, thank you!

gnothi seauton said...

Hello, I'm back.

MissTottenham said...

Hi again GS, how are you?

Smoke said...

I know! What's up with that? :(

Hey GS!

gnothi seauton said...

I's fine :)

Are you?

gnothi seauton said...

'Allo Princess.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think the anon is still there. Just thinking about what are answers were.

miranth said...

Hi Everyone,

I stopped by to say 'Hello' - I probably won't be here much over the holiday. I did want to address some issues however:

Kapunua - I am sorry if anything I wrote upset you in any way. I did think that all of the references referred to the poetry and I assumed Mayo wanted us to read the passage or he/she wouldn't have posted it on the front door. I did get confused about the time (10:48) and thought a love passage was the one referred to and I did not connect that with you in ANY way. I corrected my error as soon as I realized my mistake. I apologize to Mayo also, if he/she was upset by any of this and I did get the lovers lips passage wrong - Sorry Mayo*looking sheepish*. I'm afraid I wasn't paying concerted attention to details at that time because I was concerned about a friend who was missing.

Anon(s) made some false accusations and I got extremely pissed because it was so unfair - and this after always telling others to ignore them, which makes me a hypocrit, certainly :), but no liar.

Happy St. Patty's Day Everyone!

May your holiday be filled with shamrock shakes, limericks, and leprechaun gold* :)


*The leprechaun gold disappears after a while, so don't get too attached! :)

MissTottenham said...

Hi Miranth, how are you?

Not going to get too drunk I hope.

miranth said...

Hi Miss T

I don't plan to get too drunk :) I am the one usu. saddled with driving at the end of the night - no matter who drove to the party. :)

This is only cool because I get to drive their fancy cars...much fun! Oh and we arrive safely :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Miranth how are you today?


I wouldn't worry to much about those anons.

MissTottenham said...

Ooooooo fancy cars. I'd stay sober for that.

gnothi seauton said...

I'll see everyone tomorrow.

Good night Mayo.
good night all.

TTFN

sdock10 said...

10 things to do before I die:

See things I haven't really taken the time to look at.

Hear things that I have never heard in a song that I have listened to a million times.

Go places that I've never been even if it's only in my head.

Be a better friend.

Do something with my life that fulfills me.

See a broadway show.

Get on a plane.

Sing onstage.

Bungee jump.

Get a tattoo.

Love myself.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight GS

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight GS, sweet dreams.

Hi solly, how are you sweetie?

sdock10 said...

Hey MissT and all!

I'm okay. Just trying to get supper on the table. I have a hungry dude in the house. How are you tonight?

Smoke said...

You would not bungee jump, Solly. Never!

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks solly. What's for supper?

sdock10 said...

Smoke, I wanna...I do!

Steak and shrimp and some pasta salad and some garlic bread.

Smoke said...

Yeah but if given the chance, would you?

HELL NO!

Neither would I!

miranth said...

Hi Martha!

I'm good getting ready for parade day tomorrow...good times! I am not in the parade, but a friend is so we'll cheer her on. I am not too worried about the anons. I know they try to make people turn on each other, so I need to avoid that pitfall. How are you doing?

sDock - you should love yourself now! You're a sweetheart! Seriously!

miranth said...

Yes, Miss T - it's worth it :)

sdock10 said...

Miranth,

Thanks, I'm working on it.


Smoke,

Yes, I would. I think I would.

Smoke said...

And now I have that Tim McGraw song stuck in my head.

An' he said: "I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,
"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
"And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,
"And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying."
An' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,
"To live like you were dyin'."

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

That was the first song that I thought of when we started playing this game.

Oh dear Lord, let me go finish supper...my dude just about walked into a tree taking the dogs to the creek. I will be back later.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'm well. I have a headache put I took something for it.

miranth said...

I hope the medicine works, Martha. Have you had your vision checked recently? Sometimes vision problems manifest themselves as general head-achy pain. I have extremely light sensitive eyes, which cause headaches. I was actually crying in Home Depot the other day because my eyes just teared up to protect themselves from the harsh light. All the dudes there were extremely courteous and helpful :)

sDock - I am confident you'll get there!

MissTottenham said...

I hope you get those headaches sorted MJ, they must be driving you crazy.


I haven't done a top ten yet.

1) swim with dolphins
2) swim with great white sharks
3) drive an F1 car
4) live abroad
5) win the lottery
6) live on a boat
7) go back to egypt many times
8) have some fun
9) find happiness
10) be content

Martha Smith-Jones said...

No I haven't had my vision checked. I have to find a place to have that done.

resurrected wreck said...

I've just had two cats give my apartment a very thorough inspection.

I d not think it met with their approval.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Miss t I think you have lost your mind. Swim with great white sharks.


I think I should call you shark bait from now on.



Miranth I'm sad that you had that incident at home depot but glad everyone was nice to you.

Galileo said...

Kapunua said...

So, okay, I feel like I need to address a few awkward things and I pretty much fail at that, so here goes nothing.

Not once have I ever thought that I was Mayo's "favorite." But let's for a moment go with it. My only answer to that would be: SO WHAT? Everyone here has favorites. I've got people on here that I like and cherish more than others. That happens naturally in a group of people; you gravitate towards certain ones. Those are called "friends" believe it or not. So why would the rest of us lowlifes be allowed to have those, but Mayo is supposed to be above that? This is unfair to everyone involved. And whether you realize it or not, it puts Mayo on a pedestal.

Not only that, but if you don't mind, this way of thinking makes me feel awkward. Even though I haven't done anything, it feels like I have put our host on the spot. But why shouldn't I talk to him? I talk to everyone else. But with this sillyass mindset going around, if he does happen to answer me or whatever, there would be more cries of "OMG FAVORITISM!!!111sharpiesharpie" Do yourself a favor: Look to the right of this blog. Mayo reads pretty much everyone here when he can; he has said so. So what if he were to like someone, to feel drawn to them, to feel friendly towards them? Why are the rest of us entitled to do that, but he isn't? Quit with the idol worship. He is just some dude. We are just some chicks. We should be allowed to talk to whomever we like, whenever we like, without cries of "STOP LIKING THAT PERSON BETTER IT IS NOT FAIR!!!!" It is fair. It's the way of things. This is not a harem.

I haven't made a secret of the fact that I've developed an intellectual crush on Mayo. That's no big deal, I get crushes on lots of people, like Calaf, like Bikey (we had some great emails ^_^ ) and Sdock. :D I had a crush on PPU for godsakes about two weeks ago because he was clever. But you can only like a person as much as you know them, so let's be realistic: there is no great romantic conspiracy going on here for godsakes. It's just people talking. Just back off and let it be that.

March 6, 2008 6:26 PM

miranth said...

I'll join in.

1. Visit Venice
2. Live abroad or in a cosmopolitan city.
3. Ride in a hot air balloon
4. Paint my masterpiece
5. Help others more
6. Attend ceremonies of various religions - more than I already have.
7. Go ghosthunting
8. Geocache
9. Create more metal arts
10. Find happiness and peace

Galileo said...

Kapunua said...
{oh and Kapunua thanks so much for having my back on that one. I guess what they said about you is wrong and Solly but not me?}

Oh my god, calm the hell down, I didn't read it through, big whoop. I was making a joke about Sdock and me. I also wasn't aware that you required me to defend you as if we were in third grade. Please, get over it and stop reading into things. Gosh.

Anonymous said...

I also want to take a bite of one of those super fancy wedding cakes, like, the 15 tiered ones?

Yeah, one of those.

Galileo said...

Kapunua said...

Mayo, with the repetition thing were you referring to the Annoying Anon? 'Cause I mean like, sometimes you just have to make the point once and then stop taking up space. That was my only point. Yes, totally make your case and all, but then if people don't get it, why keep bashing your head against the wall? I'm probably wrong but it sprung to mind.

February 25, 2008 10:49 PM

resurrected wreck said...

Mmm, cake...

MissTottenham said...

Hi RW, how are you today?


MJ, I love great whites. I would gladly swim with them. There was a program on TV last week called sharkman and he was showing you the techniques and how they were not bloodthirsty maneaters. he actually rode on the back of one. If you tickle their nose in the right spot, they just submit to you.

miranth said...

Yeah, RW cake....mmmmmm!

resurrected wreck said...

If you tickle their nose in the right spot, they just submit to you.

I wonder if that works with men too? ;)

Hello & how are you this evening, Miss T! :D

Galileo said...

See you tomorrow, my dears.

MissTottenham said...

Amen to you number 10 Miranth.

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanka RW.

Those cats are too choosy if you ask me.

miranth said...

Thanks MissT,

I hope all of us achieve those! :)

resurrected wreck said...

My landlady's kitties are very discerning!

miranth said...

Martha it was ok - I wasn't sad or anything - my eyes just teared up as a reflex - it actually helped them adjust to the light. I sound like a vampire ;)

Also if you get your vision checked it may help give you more information in any case, even if its not the right answer...

MissTottenham said...

Discerning kitties eh?



I hope so too miranth, I really do.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Rw i didn't see you there. Hello and how are you?


Cats are like that. Every time i clean my room my cats come in and give it a once over.

I still think you are crazy shark bait

miranth said...

I love kitties!!!!

I have to go for now! But I see this post is aptly named...



:)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hey is blogger giving anyone else a hard time.

MissTottenham said...

LOL MJ.

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, MJ :) I'm good, how are you this evening?

Hullo there, Miranth :)

MissTottenham said...

See you later Miranth.


No probs with blogger so far MJ.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodbye Miranth.

resurrected wreck said...

Ooops! Bye Miranth, have a good night!

resurrected wreck said...

I just watched an amazing movie (this was before the kitty invasion).

Anonymous said...

an anon cant repeat but kap can

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'm good RW.



Galileo.... okay alright yeah?

Smoke said...

WTF is the deal with reposting all of Kapunua's comments?

Seriously?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

What was the movie Rw?



I think I will make more brownies tonight. Yeah I want something sweet.

resurrected wreck said...

The movie was 24 Hour Party People. A work friend loaned it to me.

Oooo! Brownies!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Well S&V20 someone reposting words has happened before. I was wondering more about the see you tomorrow dears.



The players in our little soap opera get curiouser and curiouser.

Smoke said...

Ain't that the damn truth!

See you guys in a bit. I'm going to watch Night At the Museum for the tenth time.

I love that movie.

MissTottenham said...

It's like watching repeats on TV.

MissTottenham said...

See you later princess.

I love that movie too.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

RW I think I have heard of that movie. Isn't the world going to end in that one?


Bye S&V20

resurrected wreck said...

RW I think I have heard of that movie. Isn't the world going to end in that one?

No, it's about the Manchester music scene from the mid 1970s to the early '80s.

resurrected wreck said...

Have fun, S&V :D

Anonymous said...

WTF is the deal with reposting all of Kapunua's comments?


They are so very interesting are they not? Words reveal so much about a person.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Blogger is being a bitch tonight. It posted my comment and than it disappeared.


Everyone had the word blogger by their names not the orange b.

Anonymous said...

I'm so bored.

My attention span is nil tonight, and there's nothing remotely exciting playing on the television.

I will not resort to playing Solitaire damn it. I will not.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hey where is everybody? did you fall into the toilet?

MAybe a black hole sucked you all up.


Was I left behind? Did the rapture happen?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

resurrected wreck said...

I'm still here :) Just cooking my dinner.

Anonymous said...

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

MissTottenham said...

I've been browsing ebay.

Anonymous said...

Hey MJ, RW, and MissT :)

George, you remind me just how much I love 1984.

How that book changed my life.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'll say it again curiouser and curiouser.



I started to play freecell. I lost.

resurrected wreck said...

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

Cats, for example, are very aware of how much more equal they are than other animals.

MissTottenham said...

Hi Mustard again hee hee.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello once again everyone.

resurrected wreck said...

Hiya, Mustard! :D

MissTottenham said...

Hello again MJ.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Miss t you have already seen this but this is for you. Shark Bait


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/
topstories/2008/03/14/
scientist-pats-great
-white-shark-89520-20350435/


Gotta love the picture.

Smoke said...

Cats rule, RW. ^_^

Cats look at people and go, "Oh, you are soooo beneath me. Now feed me."

I love cats.

MissTottenham said...

Thanks MJ, that is so cool.

resurrected wreck said...

Cats look at people and go, "Oh, you are soooo beneath me. Now feed me."

That they do, S&V, that they do!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

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5. Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some
clear gifkind of "land mine" technology.

4. Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.

3. Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.

2. What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes
clear gifup for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination...

1. Somehow, you're now subscribed to "Feline of Fortune" magazine.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Cat humour

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary
===========================
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!


Excerpts from a Cat's Diary
===========================

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are
fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for
the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in
order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my
dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that
my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what
this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with
the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,

so he is safe...for now...

MissTottenham said...

ha ha ha MJ, I loved that cat stuff.

resurrected wreck said...

LOL, MJ!

Smoke said...

I wish you all could see my mother's cat. She is sixteen or seventeen years old and she's siamese.

She has no idea she's a cat. Seriously. No idea. She has also taken on my mother's personality. Total control freak and so moody.

She hates my husband. She'll go scratch on one of the back bedroom doors to get in if he even walks in the house. She really hates most men in general. She growls at my father and she attacked my brother-in-law. The only male that she tolerates is my son. She will let him love all over her.

That's it though. No one else.

Just my mother, Solly, LHM and me.

resurrected wreck said...

My pony hated men. If one tried to ride him, he'd buck them off. Though he was great with women and children.

resurrected wreck said...

Funny how many animals don't like men.

Anonymous said...

Hey everyone

MissTottenham said...

My cockatiel loves men. Especially ones in a uniform.

He will wolf whistle them and do his sexy wiggle dance and I swear if he could wink he would. It's embarrasing.

Smoke said...

She is hilarious. She acts just like my mother. I swear to God.

Solly and I can go to my mother's house and she follows us around to see what we're doing. Like we're gonna mess something up.

My mother has undiagnosed OCD. ^_~
She's the type to walk behind you and straighten up the magazine you just put down.

Plus, this cat just has this 'eat shit and die' look on her face all the time. Icy blue eyes. She's so pretty and badass at the same time.

sdock10 said...

What's up BB'ers? I eating some fucking Triscuits and nursing a meffer of a headache. I just got done watching a movie.

I totally have a girl crush on Christina Ricci now....well, I did before, but now more than ever.

Smoke said...

I miss my Sugar. She was a sweet kitty cat. She loved everyone. Especially me. ^_~

Smoke said...

I'm eating effin' Triscuits, too!!!

Anonymous said...

I like oranges

resurrected wreck said...

He will wolf whistle them and do his sexy wiggle dance and I swear if he could wink he would. It's embarrasing.

Your cockatiel is Gerard Way!

Does he try to get them to remove their shirts?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, BC and Solly! :D

resurrected wreck said...

I like cats.

And oranges.

Anonymous said...

There's people!!!

I went and layed down.

Smoke said...

I like carrots.

MissTottenham said...

LOL RW.

JocelynHolly said...

Princess, you can have my Sugar if you'd like. ;)

Smoke said...

Your cockatiel is Gerard Way!

That made me laugh-out-loud!

resurrected wreck said...

You should never do that, Mustard, that's when we all sneak up on you!

resurrected wreck said...

Mine?

Anonymous said...

Your cockatiel is Gerard Way!

Does he try to get them to remove their shirts?


I'd say yes if Gerard was wearing that godawful yellow boa!!!

Dude looked like freakin' Big Bird. XD

MissTottenham said...

Hi BC, how are you sweetie?

Nice to have you back solly. You too princess.

Smoke said...

PH!!!!!!!!

Where have you been! I've missed you!

I couldn't take your Sugar. Then you wouldn't have a Sugar! ^_~

Anonymous said...

Oh damn. What a first comment for a new page.

Anonymous said...

Hi smokie, solly, Miss T, mustard, mj, orange anon. Orange anon, where have you been?

I like apples. And chocolate. And starbucks.

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