willowed cables entwined
confident in the bind
strait and narrow, strong
slight curve at the hilt
meeting emotion
with a halt
holding decision
above impulse
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Thursday, March 13, 2008
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Smoke,
You are so not eating Triscuits! Stop copying me!
Hi ALL!
Actually, I'm eating carrots now.
I was eating Triscuits but they kind of tasted like salted cardboard.
RW, ha ha >:D *squeeze*
Hey there grasshopper. How are you? *hugs*
Miss T!! I am doing well, all freshly showered and full of love. How are you my English chum? *hugs*
Hi PH, how are you sweetie?
Princess! I've missed you too! *hug*
I've been gallivanting around. I've been getting sick lots lately too!
How're you?! My Sugar is big enough for the both of us! =]
Can I just say that my eyeballs are itching like a meffin' meffer.
I want to take them out and scratch them.
Sorry for the visual.
Hey BC! *hug*
I'm excellent how are you? =]
Hey Miss Tottenham!! =]
How're you? *hug*
Basic Rules For Cats Who Run A House
Kitten Bar
cat humor buttonDOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer it with forepaws.
Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs.
cat humor buttonGUESTS: Quickly determine which guest hates cats the most. Sit on that lap.
For sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select fabric which contrasts well with your fur. For example: white-furred cats go to black wool clothing. NOTE: Velvet takes precedence over all other cloth.
For the guest who exclaims, "I love kitties!" be ready with aloof disdain, apply claws to stockings or arms, or use a quick nip on the ankle.
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything -- just sit there and stare.
cat humor button HAMPERING: If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping" otherwise known is "hampering." Some rule:
a) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
b) For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.
c) For knitting projects or paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner to obscure the maximum amount. Pretend to dose but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or knitting needles. Sit on the paperwork they are working on. Roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed for the second time, push pens pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time. Embroidery and needlepoint make great hammocks.
d) When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her be sure to jump at the back of the paper. They love surprises.
e) Dart out quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially: on stairs; when they have something in their arms; in the dark; and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills.
f) When a human is attempting to "make the bed," hop on it and curl up in the center , or pounce on the sheet the human is trying to rearrange. If the human tries to ignore you by covering you with the sheets, move around and try to mess things up. Protest loudly when you're evicted.
g) Laundry presents many opportunities to hamper. Laundry fresh from the dryer is a perfect bed, since it is warm and soft. As soon as it is put down for sorting, arrange yourself for a nap. If the human removes you, keep returning until the laundry isn't warm anymore. Now it's playtime. Pounce on anything the human tries to move around for folding, especially socks and nylons. For added fun, grab a sock and hide under the bed with it.
cat humor buttonPLAY: This is an important part of your life. Get enough sleep in the daytime so you are fresh for your nocturnal games. Below are listed below are several cat games. It is important though to maintain one's Dignity at all times. If you should have an accident during play, such as falling off a chair, immediately wash a part of your body as if to say "I MEANT to do that!" It fools those humans every time.
cat humor button4.1 GAMES:
a) Catch Mouse: The humans would have you believe that those lumps under the covers are their feet and hands. They are actually Bed Mice, rumored to be the most delicious of all the mice in the world, though no cat has ever been able to catch one. Maybe YOU can be the first.
b) King of the Hill: This game must be played with at least one other cat. Sleeping humans are the hill which must be defended at all costs from the other cat(s). Anything goes. This game allows for the development of unusual tactics as one must consider the unstable playing field.
WARNING: Playing games (a) and (b) to excess will result in expulsion from the bed. Should the humans grow restless, immediately begin purring and cuddle up to them. This should buy you some time until they fall asleep again. If one happens to be on a human when this occurs, this cat wins the round of King of the Hill.
c) Tag: This game requires two or more cats and may include a dog. One cat is It. The other(s) chase him around the house until they catch up. Then follows the Scrimmage, after which the cat who caught the other becomes It and is chased around. Great fun but has the greatest potential for loss of dignity from maneuvers such as the Non-Carpeted Floor Skid and the Throw Rug Wipeout. Whenever such a situation occurs, all felines must immediately wash themselves. Dogs are generally too stupid to do this and may continue to play. In this case, the dog automatically becomes It and should be subjected to the Pileup.
d) Tube Mouse: This is a game played in the bathroom. Next to the Big White Drinking Bowl is a roll of soft white paper which is artfully attached to the wall so that it can spin. Inside this roll is the Tube Mouse. When you grab the paper, the Tube Mouse will spin frantically as it tries to escape from you. When the Mouse is exposed, it dies of fright and stops spinning.
cat humor button4.2 TOYS: Any small item. If a human tries to confiscate it, this means it is a Valuable Toy. Run with it under the bed. Look outraged when the human takes it away. Watch where it is put so you can steal it later. Two reliable sources of toys are dresser tops and wastebaskets. Below are listed several types of cat toys.
a) Bright shiny things like keys, brooches or coins should be hidden so the other cat(s) and humans can't play with them. They are generally good for playing hockey with on uncarpeted floors.
b) Dangling and/or string-like things such as shoelaces, cords, gold chains and dental floss also make excellent toys. They are favorites of humans who like to drag them across the floor for us to pounce on. When a string is dragged under a newspaper or throw rug, it magically becomes the Paper/Rug Mouse and should be killed at, all costs. Note that playing with shoelaces when the human is trying to tie them is a great source of Hampering.
c) Within paper bags dwell the Bag Mice. They are small and the same color as the bag, so they are hard to see, but you can easily hear the crinkling noises they make as they scurry around the bag. Anything, including shredding the bag, can be done to kill them. Note: any cat you find in a bag hunting for Bag Mice is fair game for a Sneak Attack, which will usually result in a great Tag match.
cat humor button FOOD: Eating, however, is only half the fun. The other half is getting the food. Cats have two ways to obtain food: convincing a human you are starving to death and must be fed "NOW" and hunting for it oneself. The following are guidelines for getting fed.
a) When the humans are eating, make sure you leave the tip of your tail in their dishes when they are not looking.
b) The best times to inform humans of your dish's emptiness are when they are unable to ignore you, such as when they are sleeping or on the toilet.
c) Should you catch something of your own outside, it is only polite to attempt to get to know it. Be insistent - your food will usually not be so polite and try to leave.
cat humor buttonSCRATCHING POSTS: It is advised that cats use anything which is most useful to you. They are very protective of what they think is their property and will object strongly if they catch you sharpening your claws on it. Sharpening your claws on a human is a definite no-no!
cat humor buttonWATER: Dripping taps are the best sources of fresh water. Toilets are the next best. It is imperative that any sound of running water be investigated immediately for a possible drink. A plaintive meow and licking the faucet usually will get most humans to turn on the tap.
cat humor buttonVACUUM CLEANER: This appalling Beast is known by many names, "Cat Eater" being the most prevalent. Humans will turn into raging monsters while under its influence, sucking up all the carefully shed cat hair and terrorizing the feline residents with evil glee. All you can do is run and hide.
Occasionally, the humans are forced to open the vacuum cleaner and remove a swollen bag from within. This is its stomach, and must be destroyed at all costs. Do not worry if the human yells at you, for the yell is really that of the Beast in pain.
cat humor buttonSLEEPING HUMANS: It is known that sleeping humans are boring. The "direct approach" is nearly always successful in rejuvenating a dormant human. Do one of the following:
Trample, purr, meow or head-butt. If the human is being stubborn, you may have to resort to more drastic tactics, such as ripping down posters, rattling blinds, or singing at the top of your voice. Eventually the human will get up and do what you want, usually in a disgruntle manner.
cat humor button MORNINGS: In order to provide for you, the humans must leave the domain every morning (usually before you take your first cat nap). To help them on their way, howl loudly, massage their scalps with your claws, or gently bounce on top of them in bed. See GAMES. The best time to do this is about 24 minutes before their alarm clock goes off. We must protect them from that blaring noise for it could ruin their hearing.
cat humor buttonMEDICINE: The vet is where your human takes you when you are sick. The place smells funny; there are cats, dogs and awful things like needles and pills. Don't let humans cat-handle you. The following are some tips for dealing with vets and medicine.
a) When you see the carrier come out, run and hide. Once the human grabs you, struggle gamely. Splay your legs out so it is difficult to cram you into the carrier. If the human is trying to put you in with another pet, allow the other pet to bolt out the door. In the car, meow plaintively all the way to the vet's. Reach through the bars of the carrier and claw the human as s/he drives. At the vet's, once again splay your legs and brace yourself against the carrier's walls so they can't dump you out easily.
b) At home, resist attempts to feed you pills or liquid medicine. As soon as you hear the pill bottle rattle, hide. Resist attempts to open your mouth. Squirming is good. Shake your head vigorously to remove any medicine placed in your mouth. Refuse any food that smells like it may have had medicine sprinkled in it.
cat humor buttonILLNESS: If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it is longer then a human's bare foot.
cat humor buttonCONCLUSION: Humans need to know basic rules. They can be taught if you start early and are consistent. You will then have a smooth running household.
You are so sweet. ^_^
I'm sorry you've been sick. Did I read that you had strep? That's awful stuff!
I hate when they feel like that, Mustard. Do you wear contacts? That makes it ten times worse sometimes. >_<
HEY MARTHA! =] *hug* long post, I'll read that in a minute. =]
Actually Smokie, you're sweeter. =] So far, I've had an eye infection, a stomach thing, strep throat, and a cold. ^_^ And I've gone to school every step of the way. =]
Hullo, PH! :D
Grasshopper, I'm all freshly showered and good. Thanks. Are you feeling any better? *more hugs*
Guys,
I am off for the night. Like Mustard and her itchy eyes....I have a meffin meffer of a headache and I got a jillion things to do before bed.
So I will catch you guys tomorrow.
Love you ALL BUNCHES!
PH, I am sending you extra get well feel better hugs just because I haven't talked to you in forever and 3 days.
*hugs back to BC and PH*
I'm good thanks.
Hello BC and Ph how are you?
Sorry about the last cat thing being so long.
I seriously doubt that I even come close to being as sweet as you, PH. I'm full of salt and vinegar.
^_~
I think I'm going to bed, too. Sweet dreams everyone!
XOXO
Goodnight solly sweetie. I hope you feel better tomorrow.
Hullo RW *squeeze*
Goodnight SD10
Have a good night, Sdock! :)
Goodnight and sweet dreams solly, smokie. Take care guys. MJ, I'm feeling clean and refreshed, thanks.
How are you?
Hey RW! *hug*
BC, thats good! =] I'm getting there. I think I may have gotten Emily sick though, because my mom said that my sister was up early because Emily had thrown up, so she had to bathe her. =[
SDOCK! *HUG* *HUG*
I've missed you lots! =] Have a great night! Sweet dreams!<3
Miss T, glad to hear! =D
Martha, I'm good how are you!? =]
Mustard, I hope that your eyes feel better!!! =]
Goodnight to you too princess.
I'm really god right now. My headache is gone for now so I'm happy.
Good night Princess! *hug*
You're full of Salt and Vinegar? That reminds me, while I was working today, I swear one of the customers smelt badly of rotten vinegar, and I said that out loud to my co-worker, and I'm pretty sure that I blushed to the max!
Sleep tight Princess!<3 *hug*
Goodnight S$V20
I'm really god right now.
0_0
MJ. I'm glad your headache is gone, and I'm happy that you are happy. =]
Grasshopper, I'm glad you're getting better, but poor Emily. I hope the baby gets better soon.
MJ, I didn't know you were a god lol ^_^
Wow, I'm really god. I think I will be left behind now when the rapture comes.
It should have been good
Mayo,
Dude, I totally scared you and freaked you out for a milisecond, right? You were all like whoaaah, wha? Is she leaving without saying goodnite to me? Uh...no, no I am not. You really should trust me better than that.
So, did Saturday work out for you? Was it all good? Well, I hope it was at least mostly good. Mine was good....until this headache started kicking my ass. Makes it really hard to think of what I want to say tonight.
Yeah, so hard, in fact, that I can't come up with anything useful tonight. Just know that I tried....I went digging in there but the ice pick in my skull would not allow me to pass any further. Maybe tomorrow I will give you double the dose of sdock10. Think you can handle it?
Come on say it with me...Fuck yes, you can!!
Have a nice night, Mayo. I will talk to you more tomorrow.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. Maybe we see things in you that you don't see in yourself.
All Bow down before me. Or I shell smite you and smite you good I will.
Because I really am god.
Or a cat with a big ego
Because I really am god.
Or a cat with a big ego
Lol! Same thing!
A hot fudge sundae with peanuts is the best ending to a shitty day.
-A
^Wot she said.
*bows down to Martha.. err. I mean, god.*
^_^
Amy, I agree. =]
All Bow down before me. Or I shell smite you and smite you good I will.
Because I really am god.
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Yeah, until the rapture strikes you down for having too much pride ;p
I will bow down to thee MJ. My god and master.
Well, I am off ladies. It has been super duper.
Goodnight all, have fun.
Hell yes amy or brownies.
So say this cat with a big ego.
Meow aka god
Have a good night, Miss T! :D
Amy, hear hear! Although I had rice crispy treats earlier on, so it's all good.
AHAHAHAHA!
Nobody ever suspects, The RAPTURE!
-A
Goodnight miss t
Pride screw pride it isn't even one of the seven deadly sins anymore.
Hahah...... Meow
Rice Crispy Treats are also acceptable, as are brownies.
I was doing laundry this afternoon when I spotted a leak that I thought was coming from the washer.
It turned out, it was actually coming from the upstairs sink and through the floor into the laundry room.
*sigh*
Have another spoonful.
-A
Sweet Dreams Miss Tottenham!! *hug*
Martha Jones said...
Pride screw pride it isn't even one of the seven deadly sins anymore.
Yeah. Now it's pollution, poverty and being TOO wealthy.
Frigging Church.
-A
It turned out, it was actually coming from the upstairs sink and through the floor into the laundry room.
Oh dear :(
If it makes you feel better, this time last year my plumbing nearly erupted. Tree roots in the system blocked it all up. Workmen had to dig up my hallway to get at it.
Poverty is a sin?
Okay so I have the TV on. And A commercial says think your way back to hell.
Well that is what I heard but it was actually health.
Message to The Right Anon:
(If lurking) your bedtime story is up on my blog, as promised. It isn't very great, but it's there. I hope you like it. *blushes*
So poverty is a sin? Does that mean we have to try getting rich?
Leaking pipes. here have a brownie sundae.
But BC getting rich is a sin now
Damn I've been left behind again.
Time for internet porn ;P
So being rich and poor are both sins?
How ridiculous.
Is breathing a sin?
How about if we're breathing polluted air?
BC it is the church after
god looks at internet porn? Damn O_o
Maybe sniffing our armpits could be considered a sin.
You know what isn't a sin....internet porn.
But being poor and being rich is.
Well actually it is making other people poor. But it might as well be being poor.
You know what isn't a sin....internet porn.
It isn't, is it? Funny how they missed that one.
That's really stupid
It's actually sooo dead..
o.o
Long line-ups at banks should be a sin. And when the grocery store is out of your favourite ice cream, that should be a sin too.
Bc sniffing your armpits again. you know the anons will come after you for being for being unclean.
And you know what they say cleanness is next to godliness.
Grasshopper, yep. I'm so bored.
MJ, the anons can't accuse me of being unclean because I just took a shower about an hour ago. Muhaha >:)
List ten things you absolutely have to do before your demise.
1.Ride in a hot air balloon
2.Be loved
3.Be and gain a true friend
4.Walk on a white sandy beach with clear blue sea
5.Ride an elephant
6.Help somebody
7.Have a tattoo
8.Be myself
9.Be adventarous
10.Swim dolphins
Hello fimtastic people, I hope you all had a lovely day. I am just off to bed but I wanted to catch up with the comments and also drop by and say hi so
HI
Whilst I sat here and contemplated my life, I thought about all the people whom were unable to recieve what i had been lucky to have in my life. I truly believe that there are people that are less fortunate and my change in my life will be to try and help people other than myself. I hope that I will become a better person, and hopefully find myself. I need to take that step into the great unknown and fend for myself. In doing so, I may be able to help others. I hope i can make people proud of me, at least one day in my life.
Smile everybody, it is the door to your soul and it should beam with light. You are all wonderful people and I am blessed for having the opportunity to 'meet' and get to know each and every one. Thank you, more than you will ever know.
Goodnight kiddies and i will see you all tomorrow.
Fim
xx
I think these should qualify too.
- Driving with your cellphone in your ear.
- Animal Abuse. (How do they miss THAT one year after year? Hello? St Francis?)
-A
My sweet!
Sincerest apologies for having been away so long.
Your words, given so selflessly and with so much love, have touched my heart. Thank you for your gift.
For you, a humble offering of my own, somewhat of a variation from the previous ones.
"Love in Four Seasons"
Does the wind blow gently across your brow,
Tousling the fine silken strands that curl there?
Does the sun warm your skin with its brilliant rays,
Igniting the passion within?
Does the rain flow across your lips so cool and silent,
Caressing them as a lover's touch?
Does the snow envelop you in its embrace,
Blanketing you with arms held so open wide?
These elemental wonders can only mimic my lover's promise:
My fingers pushing through your hair
My breath pulsing against your neck
My lips crushing hungrily onto your mouth
My body locked with yours
An angel needs no more Heaven than this.
Hello and goodnight FS! I've missed you wifey! =]
<3
*hug*
FIMMY FIM FIM!!
*flying leaps*
My fingers pushing through your hair
My breath pulsing against your neck
My lips crushing hungrily onto your mouth
My body locked with yours
0_0
Now that's what I call a sin!
Okay FS I 'm glad you said you would be back tomorrow. Because that post sounded like a goodbye for a while.
Hi fimmy fim. Goodnight and sweet dreams, and best of luck with finding yourself and helping others.
I didn't do that top ten list though, so I guess I can have a go at it.
Top ten things BC wants to do before she uh...croaks
1. See as much as the world and country as I can possibly can.
2. Appreciate my family more and what I have.
3. Finish college and finding a career that is rewarding and challenging
4. Helping others.
5. Buy a house.
6. Be myself.
7. Take martial arts.
8. Be loved and return, love others.
9. Have kids? Or maybe adopt one.
10. Become more eco-friendly.
Angel's got the hots for someone.
-A
Goodnight Fs by the way.
Hello Angel. it is good to see you again. Lovely poem. As always.
RW, I enjoy seeing your reactions, especially of the O_O variety. It's a lot of fun :D
Amy, definitely.
Amy, took the words right out of my mouth. =]
In English, we had to do a list of the top 50 things. I found that my list went on for much longer.
PH's list of things she'd like to do before she.. passes. =]
1.) Live In L.A.
2.) Have a band.
3.) Help someone, and I mean really help someone.
4.) Experience love.
5.) Travel over the world.
6.) Live on my own.
7.) Get married.
8.) Have a child. (adopted or not.)
That's all I can really think of right now. =]
Goodnight, everybody. Night, Mayo! Night, SS! See you all in the morning.
For anyone who needs them:
Hey dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according to plan?
And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do?
But it hurts when you disapprove all along
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't pretend that
I'm alright
And you can't change me
'Cause we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero?
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's alright
'Cause we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard
Just to talk to you
But you don't understand
Hello, ladies, so good to see you. Bleeding Chaos, thank you for your kind words. As always. Amyranth, I suppose one could say that.
Grasshopper, you and I think alike. Maybe we're kindred spirits or something :)
You're very welcome Angel. We enjoy having you here. I recognize those lyrics Mustard. It's "Perfect" by Simple Plan :D
Goodnight and sweet dreams to you, yellow condiment.
Hello angel and goodnight mib.
Wow this episode of SVU is good.
Poor little Emily! Thank you PH, but now I'll lie awake all night wondering who did it.
By the way, you far exceeded my expectations. You are a great story teller.
Angel,
You are definitely experiencing a deeper kind of passion than most normally do. Nothing wrong with that, and the way you word it, is quite... something.
-A
Hello right anon. MJ, what episode are you watching?
That's like... the 5th time this week I've thought MIB = Mint in Box.
Ack.
-A
Well, time for me to turn in.
Have a good night, everyone :)
Hello, Martha Jones. Have we met previously? If not, then I am glad to make your acquaintance. Amyranth, yes, the depth of emotion I feel for this special person is immeasurable.
Rich girl gets killed by homeless kids.
Goodnight RW!
-A
Angel I have been here since the beginning but I don't talk a lot. So we haven't talked before but I have seen your post
I shall take my leave for this evening. Thank you, ladies, and to your gracious host as well, for allowing me to express my feelings here. Rest well.
Goodnight RW
Angel;
That is truly the best part of any love affair, sweetly swimming in that feeling.
Make it last, that's always the hard part.
-A
Thanks MJ. Goodnight and sweet dreams RW *squeeze*
Angel, I admire your passion.
Goodnight angel
Goodnight and pleasant dreams to you Angel. Rest well.
Hello friends
Hello elena how are you?
Hi there Elena. how are you?
*yawn*
Anyway, I should go to bed. Stupid work in the morning...
Oh, by the way. I got a new job. Well, a new-old job. I'm going back to the pet store.
Yay for me!
Goodnight fellow Lovelies!
-A
Poor little Emily! Thank you PH, but now I'll lie awake all night wondering who did it.
By the way, you far exceeded my expectations. You are a great story teller.
I'm glad you liked it TRA =]. lol. It was actually entertaining to write!! =] Hmmm.. I'll play CSI and figure out who did it, then get back to you.
Hello and goodnight Angel. Nice to "meet" you? =] *hug*
Goodnight Amy! Congrats on the new-old job! =]
*hug*
Goodnight Amy. i'm happy that you have the new old job.
Congrats on the new-old job Amy. Goodnight and sweet dreams.
Hello Martha and BC
How are things in the Mayo World tonight?
bc has an iq of 93.
Work in 11 hours.
Sweet dreams guys<3
*hug*
Anon, be nice.
Elena, things are pretty slow at the moment. Anon, you have a I.Q. of about -5 points.
Elena things are good. I really am god or a cat with a big ego.
And I smite silly little anons
Goodnight and sweet dreams grasshopper.
Goodnight ph.
Martha Jones said...
And I smite silly little anons
Excellent Martha. That is a very good thing.
Yeah, mj has acquired god-like powers and she could use them at her disposal anytime and what not ^_^
So Martha how did you acquire your powers?
Elena through the magic of of a very forbidden kind of dark magic.... typos
lol
Wow if you get magic power through typos I should be very powerful indeed.
So I was off most of the day. Did I miss anything exciting?
Not really. It's been a pretty slow day so far.
Lets see internet porn isn't a sin.
But being rich and poor is.
Hey that's all good for me.
I'm not rich and I'm not poor
As for the Internet Porn - Score!
But there's that.
Ha ha that rhymed :D
LOL
So how are you feeling Martha?
I feel really good (god) right now.
My headache is gone. right now
Glad to hear you healed yourself with your godlike powers!!!
Why is it so quiet tonight?
All by myself don't want to be all by myself.
Hi BC, Elena and Martha *hugs*
I'm just popping in before bed to see that I missed angel!!! I was hoping to read one of angel's poems last night, but he or she was nowhere to be found...:( Now I think I'll have trouble sleeping after reading such passionate poetry ;) I wonder who it was for?
Bye guys - don't commit toooo many sins before I return ;)
Sent you an email elena.
Why is it so quiet. IT S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT.
Hello Miranth and goodnight.
I think I have a lot of sins under my belt already.
Hi miranth. Bye Miranth *hugs*
That's right. It's Saturday. It shouldn't be quiet O_O
Things To Ponder
Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?
I think they have to work at it, but there's such thing as mental retardation so it's both (In a non-offensive way)
Martha I have responded.
So just how many sins?
Mio Cuore,
Tonight, as you feel yourself sinking into a dream state, I will come to you as Eros, the apparition of love.
As you lie on your back, with your eyes closed, feel me gently press myself on top of you, my lips lightly kissing yours, your hands touching my body unveiled, while my hands caress your most intimate places.
Nothing can express the profound ache one carries in the heart for the other half of a soul.
Hello anon. Dudes, love is definitely in the air around the castle, that's for sure.
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV!
We're comic dispensers, we crack up all the censors,
On tiny toon adventures get a dose of comedy!
So here's Acme Acres, it's a whole wide world apart,
Our home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art!
The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected
On tiny toon adventures it's about to start!
They're furry, they're funny, they're Babs and Buster Bunny,
Montana Max has money, Elmyra is a pain!
Here's Hamton and Plucky, Dizzy Devil's yucky,
Furrball's unlucky, and Gogo is insane!
At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree,
The teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933!
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
It's tiny toon adventures, come and join the fun! And now our song is done!
I remember tiny toon adventures. I used to watch that.
Pride mainly pride and claiming to be god. Or a cat with a big ego. Oh being poor.
Damn you blog you ate my last post. You bitch.
Language well.
Looks up, looks down, Looks to the left and looks to the right.
Runs through blog in underwear.
I don't know but I thin that is a sin as well.
And thanks to the anon lustful thoughts.
Buster and babs, can you stay? I'm bored
All about, but cannot be seen,
Can be captured, cannot be held
No throat, but can be heard.
What am I?
It's time for An-i-man-i-acs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse
We're An-i-man-i-acs
Come join the Warner brothers
And the Warner sister Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose...
And then vamoose...
And now you know the plot
We're An-i-man-i-acs
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax
We're An-i-man-i-acs
Meet Pinky and the brain
Who want to rule the universe
Goodfeathers flock together,
Slappy wacks 'em with her purse
Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped
We have no script
Why bother to rehearse
We're An-i-man-i-acs
We have play for play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks
We're An-i-man-ee
Totally and zany
Here's the shows namey
An-i-man-i-acs
Those are the facts!
A ghost?
I remember pinky and the brain.
It's pinky
it's pinky and the brain
brain brain brain brain
Pandemonium doesn't reign around here... it pours.
BC, good guess, but incorrect.
The wind
Hello babs, purae.
Damn, I got it wrong. Maybe mj can succeed.
babs said...
Pandemonium doesn't reign around here... it pours.
xD Very true!
Come to me as the last light of the day fades into shadow. My body calls to you. Listen can you hear my heartbeat? It beats not for me but for you. For without you I have no need of a heart. No need for a soul.
Come to me, whisper of your love in my ear. Tell me the things you long to do. Then touch me, show me. I am waiting, anticipating. Hurry, for the night passes so quickly. Come, come to me.
They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.
They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!
Is twisted around you, caressing each and every pore of your skin.
Anon 2:23
Who are you addressing to?
Babs, lol yep.
Martha Jones, well done!
Here is another to ponder;
You can see nothing else
When you look in my face
I will look you in the eye
And I will never lie.
What am I?
Ok I am not asleep - had to answer email.
purae,
Is it the wind?
Oh man - Martha got it b4 me forgot to refresh. Good job though
purae
a watch?
Steempy, you eediot!
or a mirror?
Miranth, yes, the first was the wind, however the second is not a watch.
Yes, it is a mirror! :)
If you break me
I do not stop working,
If you touch me
I may be snared,
If you lose me
Nothing will matter.
What am I?
Is crushing her lips on yours
Hello Ren. Hi miranth *hugs*
I think it is a photo or a mirror.
I will say Photo
Get a room!
Lol
Hi BC *hugs*
the break me part reminds me of an egg but that's not it - thinking....
I was late.
time
But blog,
We like to watch :D LOL and *giggle*
There's plenty of rooms here!
Hi mayo's castle. Hey, I don't have a room yet :/
When the snow melts, What does it become.
Heart? Is that it?
water, but if it's cold outside, it turns to ice
Bleeding Chaos said...
Anon 2:23
Who are you addressing to?
To true love. Pure love. My love.
Can you feel me racing?
Who is your true love, anon?
Is heart the answer to the riddle?
Hello Miranth
Hello blog
Hello Mayo's castle
BC no that isn't right.
What happened to the riddle anon
Sorry about my absence, my computer decided to restart itself.
Blog, LOL xD
Miranth, you are close with your guess of a heart.
Hi MJ!
Hi castle!
Anon, who is your true love? Hello heart anon
Damn, I suck at riddles.
Martha, When the snow melts, What does it become.
Is it Spring?
I looked up the anons riddle it was heart.
Bc try another guess at mine.
Anonymous said...
Bleeding Chaos said...
Anon 2:23
Who are you addressing to?
To true love. Pure love. My love.
March 16, 2008 2:41 AM
So, Lombard, you have returned again. Having fun talking to yourself?
The room is silent yet my ears are filled with the sound of your heart beating in time with mine. You body molds to mine, skin to skin, lips to lips. We become as one. We are one. Hold me close; whisper my name as I whisper yours. Together we lay on this cold bed of lies and deceit. It cools our flesh yet our fire engulfs our souls.
Yes it is Purae omallia
Oh, I was hoping it was heart :)
Anon, what makes you think it's Lombard?
Yeah I was first.
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Bleeding Chaos said...
Anon 2:23
Who are you addressing to?
To true love. Pure love. My love.
March 16, 2008 2:41 AM
So, Lombard, you have returned again. Having fun talking to yourself?
March 16, 2008 2:50 AM
I am not Lombard! I should say I am not any of the Lombards!
Actually, the answer is hope, but I'll accept heart. :)
Of no use to one
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?
love anon, ignore them.
There are about three lombards one who signs in and the others use nick names.
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