Tuesday, March 4, 2008

So...does this mean we’re going steady?

(It was by chance or perhaps happenstance.)

An Awkward Moment’s Legend.

It was one year ago today that I held your hand.
You asked if he did a good job.
It was a good job, wasn’t it?
It was, thank you.
You were quiet, I rambled
And you held my hand.
Can I get that for you? Oh yeah, sure.
I didn’t want to leave you,
You seemed to need
More time, one less drink, and one more smoke.
And I was intent on permanence.

Then, as is now, time passes like a plunge.
I am far, but not for long.
Do you miss me? Yes, I do.
I can’t hold your hand.
You will, soon enough.
In the meantime, I am waiting, asking
Are you sleeping to the sound of my voice?
I know you hear me, you do.
And this is ours,
A moment in time, continued.
And I am intent on permanence.

(How life can change, so quickly. In a moment, in a hand, it can shift. And everything that was will never be the same, in a good way, in the best way.)





p.s. shall we get matching rings? (Go on, laugh. I am.)

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resurrected wreck said...

RW - gosh, that's late.

That's the usual times for malls over here. Individual shops usually close earlier, like 6 or 7pm. Except on Thursdays and Fridays, where most things are open til 9pm.

resurrected wreck said...

Do I get this page all to myself?? 0_0

gnothi seauton said...

Sorry, I'm distracted tonight. There's a program on the telly where pop groups sing their ' guilty pleasure '. I've just been singing ' Island in the Stream ' !!!

elena said...

yep GS I'm still here/

Wanna hang in the corner?

resurrected wreck said...

I've just been singing ' Island in the Stream ' !!!

^ ^
0_0

gnothi seauton said...

I wonder if Miss T had a good day? I am very jealous.

Of course Elena. Hold on a mo, I shall just light the blog.

* strikes match *
* quick draw *
* passes to Elena *

elena said...

That's some good shit, GS

Thanks

resurrected wreck said...

I wonder if Miss T had a good day? I am very jealous.

Where is Miss T today?

resurrected wreck said...

Elena and GS, are you being naughty? Do I have to go tell the principal??

Anonymous said...

Ah, Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers.

Sorry to say, I kinda like that song. Harmonically, anyway :)

Sorry about being in and out of here, so hello again!

farawaysoclose said...

where did everyone go??

gnothi seauton said...

Only the best Elena. :)

RW - the Prof isn't in tonight, we can do what we like :)

And Miss T is at the Leeds Armouries.

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo again, Mustard! :D

resurrected wreck said...

I snuck into the new page, FASC, and locked the door on them. But they all got in anyway :/

farawaysoclose said...

oh you didn't go anywhere you were all here!! i was on the previous page like the silly fucking billy i am!! hey i could have said c*nt and actually normally would. i'm being rather mature tonight!!

resurrected wreck said...

RW - the Prof isn't in tonight, we can do what we like :)

I think you were a bad girl during your school days, am I right? ;)

And Miss T is at the Leeds Armouries.

What is that?

Anonymous said...

Okay, gonna go figure out some stuff on this song.

I'll be back shortly.

And don't lock me out, RW! ;)

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Mustard.

elena said...

Sorry GS led me astray

gnothi seauton said...

I think you were a bad girl during your school days, am I right? ;)

Not at all, I was asked to be a prefect. I refused it mind you, but I was still offered it.

The Leeds Armouries is the National collection of Arms and Armour.

Anonymous said...

Gah, I hate being ready to go too early. I won't leave for another hour and ten minutes and I'm nearly done! man, it takes me all of a half an hour to really do it up big. I kinda suck.

gnothi seauton said...

Sorry GS led me astray

Methinks you came of your own free will 0_o

resurrected wreck said...

Not at all, I was asked to be a prefect. I refused it mind you, but I was still offered it.

Okay, i guess I believe you... ;)

The Leeds Armouries is the National collection of Arms and Armour.

Ah, I see. I thought perhaps she was at a show & that the Leads Armouries was the name of some hard-core club!

resurrected wreck said...

Sorry GS led me astray

Aha! I knew it!

Anonymous said...

Gosh, Jeff Healey died and this is the first I've heard about it. O_O

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Kapunua, did you go with the dress you were adjusting?

resurrected wreck said...

And don't lock me out, RW! ;)

Can't promise anything, Mustard!

resurrected wreck said...

Gosh, Jeff Healey died and this is the first I've heard about it. O_O

Did you know about Jeff Healey, K? I thought he was only known in Canada.

resurrected wreck said...

What functions is this again that you're going to, K? And what dress did you decide on?

Anonymous said...

Hey GS! I did. It's all I have. It ends up that it was way bigger than I thought it would be and I had to take it in a lot more than I had planned. It's still really baggy, but if I take the darts in anymore the ass part of it will get all scrunched. And no one wants a scrunched ass.

But it's cool, the dress is scarlet, and I managed to find the exact same shade of nail polish and lipstick. ^_^

RW, I remember Jeff Healey had a few songs that were popular on the radio when I was a kid, like maybe in high school. It was pretty cool the way he played the guitar, you know?

gnothi seauton said...

Ah, I see. I thought perhaps she was at a show & that the Leads Armouries was the name of some hard-core club!

Well there are probably some hard core clubs in there!

And I can assure you that I was a model pupil, I have no idea where you are getting this false impression from ;)

Anonymous said...

Oh, this is the annual Oceans of Hope benefit for injured, orphaned or otherwise screwed up marine life. But because it's fancy and we all get tarted up for it, I've always called it Oceans of Ho. :)

gnothi seauton said...

And no one wants a scrunched ass.

Alas, it is too late for me * dramatic sigh *

Anonymous said...

Well, that didn't work.

Nevermind!


Hey Jules!

gnothi seauton said...

Where did FASC and Elena go?

resurrected wreck said...

And I can assure you that I was a model pupil, I have no idea where you are getting this false impression from ;)

Where indeed! 0_0

Anonymous said...

Okay, I know some of you missed it, so I'm putting the link again. Might as well copy and paste.

Hey guys...

LEATHERMOUTH VIDEOOOOOOOOOO!

*wishes to tell Frankles that it is "ado" because "adieu" means "goodbye"*

Also it says they are going to record and release their CD in '08.

If you can't get on the bulletin board, you can watch it here.

It EFFING RULES.

OMG FRANKLES Y U SO CRACKED BB?!! IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY!

I so very, very much hope they'll do some shows again. Honestly, how effing much fun does that look like? Tons. Tons!

Anonymous said...

LOL GS. ^_^

Hey Splash! :D

Welp, gotta go do something effed up with my hair. Back in a bit!

resurrected wreck said...

Alas, it is too late for me * dramatic sigh *

ROTFLMAO!

resurrected wreck said...

Good luck with the hair, K!

gnothi seauton said...

Hello again Mustard. No go then?


Re. Leathermouth,

Yeah, I saw it, great vid :) So full of fire and passion. Love them.

capture this void said...

I'm here! Huzzah! :)

resurrected wreck said...

Jeff Healey rockin' it. Not to be missed!

For those who don't know, Jeff Healey was a Canadian Jazz and blues/rock guitarist and vocalist. He had a rare form of cancer as a baby which left him blind from the age of 8 months, and is the reason behind the unique way he plays the guitar. He died in Toronto last Sunday from the cancer that claimed his eyesight. He was 41.

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, CTV!! :D What do you think of all this snow?

gnothi seauton said...

But I do has a scrunched arse :D

Kapunua - my only hairdo is straight down, otherwise it winds me up.

gnothi seauton said...

Hello CTV.

elena said...

Hello again

Sorry customers keep bothering me.
Damn they need to understand I'm talking here. LOL

capture this void said...

Holy shit, son.

Frank is a little ball of energy. He sure does has a set of lungs on him, I'll tell you that! I'm hoping they'd come to Canada soon, but I'm thinking it's going to be a while.

Also, Frank confirmed he was just recently married just before they went to South America. Congrats to him ^_^

Anonymous said...

No go :(

I said to myself, I will try a part of "Venom" on the guitar.

I looked at the tab for it, my eyes kinda went like this O_O, and then I pressed back button :/

One day though!


Jules:
Paint on that red lipstick, and sit with your legs crossed ;)


Hey CTV!

capture this void said...

Hello GS, Elena, and RW. I hope you're all doing well.


Holy shit, RW, I remember seeing that on the news. Really sad. He was too young.

gnothi seauton said...

Wow RW, he surely could play!!

CTV - that's fantastic. They make a wonderful couple, I wish them every happiness :)

farawaysoclose said...

And no one wants a scrunched ass.

oh K i am so with you on that!!

i am still here!!

sorry guys wandered off momentarily!

actually i went outside for a cigarette!! ok i know i've given up but mr bloke is away (not that he minds that) but i just felt the need to let loose for a bit! damn good cigarette it was too and i have the biggest glass of chardonnay going!! hurrray! gonna pass on the chinky nosh i'm not that hungry. may be some toast and marmite! good god if i lived alone it would be cigarettes and toast and marmite all the way!!!

capture this void said...

What do I think of the snow? I'm just about ready to bitchslap someone, RW.

I'm tearing my hair out. It never ends.

BUT HOSHIT, MARCH BREAK. YHUSSSSS.

capture this void said...

Hey Mustard! Hey FASC!

Hey, GS, did you hear about The Used on DJ Rossstar a few days back?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

And Kapu don't forget to wear comfortable underpants. Cause a wedgie in a dress is really uncomfortable.

Just passing by

See you guys later.

farawaysoclose said...

so sad about jeff healey.

Also, Frank confirmed he was just recently married just before they went to South America. Congrats to him ^_^

yeh i saw that thats just top!

hiya CTV!

elena said...

hey CTV

Good to see ya

farawaysoclose said...

hello martha jones you sassy so n so!!

martha jones is fab in this new torchwood series!

resurrected wreck said...

Sorry customers keep bothering me.
Damn they need to understand I'm talking here.


They obviously have no understanding of priorities!

resurrected wreck said...

good god if i lived alone it would be cigarettes and toast and marmite all the way!!!

0_0

resurrected wreck said...

Also, Frank confirmed he was just recently married just before they went to South America. Congrats to him ^_^

yeh i saw that thats just top!


Where did you guys see this?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Man I forgot to say hello.


Hello everybody. And FASC I am having fun over at Torchwood it's no TARDIS but hey I've got captain Jack.

Anyway I'm off see you guys later.

Bye

elena said...

Very true RW

What, they think Im supposed to ring up purchases and shit?

Damn, what's wrong with these people?

farawaysoclose said...

RW just watched that link




WOW!

thats passion!

capture this void said...

Hi and bye, MJ.

RW, we just talked about this the other day! Did you forget?

Anonymous said...

My hair just scared the hell out of my dog. He barked at me. Awesome. ^_^

Speaking of panties, I bought these pantyhose (yo, it's cold out there and my legs turn blue,) and on the top it says--I kid you effing not--"Special Massaging Panty."

Man, I'm going to have the best time ever. And no one's even going to know why! ^_^

gnothi seauton said...

I said to myself, I will try a part of "Venom" on the guitar.

Nevermind :\ I've always wondered how guitar players manage to get through a gig whilst using a pick. Doesn't the hand sort of lock in position and really ache?


TOAST AND MARMITE FOREVER!!!!!!

CTV - I don't know what DJ Rossstar is my lovely. Was it interesting?

gnothi seauton said...

--"Special Massaging Panty."

And what shop did you buy these from Kapunua? Hmm? HMMM?

resurrected wreck said...

What do I think of the snow? I'm just about ready to bitchslap someone, RW.

I'm tearing my hair out. It never ends.


I so hear you, CTV!! I've had more than enough! I'm hoping this is the last storm of the season, and the city starts to thaw.

elena said...

Kapunua said...
Speaking of panties, I bought these pantyhose (yo, it's cold out there and my legs turn blue,) and on the top it says--I kid you effing not--"Special Massaging Panty."

You'll be smiling all night.

resurrected wreck said...

--"Special Massaging Panty."

0_0

I think I wants one!

resurrected wreck said...

My hair just scared the hell out of my dog. He barked at me. Awesome. ^_^

HAHAHAHAHA! BRILLIANT!!

farawaysoclose said...

RW re frankie it was a magazine interview in brazil and it stated he was already married. it was interpreted but it looked like it said that??? it said both bob and ray were engaged also.


i dunno for sure!


frankie and jamia though how meant to be are they and the s//c stuff they do. well i just think they are both wonderful people.

i love how they go about their work with a message like this:

In a world of mainstream, sub and counter cultures, attitudes change quickly. The Skeleton Crew ideology is to design and create products that sculpt a new way of living. We are pioneering an infectious sustainable culture involving music, clothing, art and literature. In each endeavor, we promise to infuse our value of hard work and dedication to a cause much larger than personal gain. Some of our proceeds will be donated to an organization of the contributing artist's choice - because we believe that everyone has a responsibility to make a change in their lifetime. As individuals who have been influenced by the movements of creative minds, our goal is to contribute to the spawning of unique independent thinkers who live everyday like it's their last.

xoxo
Frank-



special!

ergo said...

morning everyone!!

farawaysoclose said...

Kapunua said...
Speaking of panties, I bought these pantyhose (yo, it's cold out there and my legs turn blue,) and on the top it says--I kid you effing not--"Special Massaging Panty."

You'll be smiling all night.


ooh have fun K!!

resurrected wreck said...

RW, we just talked about this the other day! Did you forget?

About Frank's marriage? I'd just like to hear it confirmed on their web page or in Kerrang or something other than a translated mag. With all the faulty info out there, I'm not sure I believe it. I had thought they got married last year?

gnothi seauton said...

Hello Ergo :)

farawaysoclose said...

hi ergo!! what time is it with you??

its 23.34 here!

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, EP! :D I almost didn't see you there in your shortened form!

farawaysoclose said...

About Frank's marriage? I'd just like to hear it confirmed on their web page or in Kerrang or something other than a translated mag. With all the faulty info out there, I'm not sure I believe it. I had thought they got married last year?

yeh i know RW and also i think frank is the kind of guy that might put out an official statement?? but i may be wrong. either way him and jamia married or not seem the totally real deal which is so sweet.

capture this void said...

Hello Kapunua!

GS, The Used were set to appear on DJ Rossstar's Punk Rock Show, a live radio show where fans can send in questions to the band to an AIM screen name and they answer them live for an entire hour. You don't have to be near the area to listen to his radio show either, you just go to his website and listen to it live from there.

I tuned in, but apparently they were having technical difficulties or something. That really sucks, 'cause it would have been really neat to see them answering fan questions live on air. Having some of my own questions answered would have been fantastic.

A picture if anyone wants to see:

http://buzznet-92.vo.llnwd.net/assets
/users16/djrossstar/default/The_Used_
and_DJ_Rossstar--large-msg-120491218244.jpg

I wish MCR would do shit like that. Although I'm sure the whole system would crash from the million questions they would be asked.

resurrected wreck said...

RW, we just talked about this the other day! Did you forget?

As long as it wasn't a quickie back-stage to-do, FASC!

Well, regardless of when the ceremony was, I have always considered them married & wish them well.

capture this void said...

RW, I get what you're saying.

It would be nice to hear something officially, but I doubt it would be on a website or anything. He's a private guy (thank god for that.) I'm pretty sure it'd just be a fan asking him after a sow one day, then he'll confirm it, and she'll spread the word or something.

MissTottenham said...

Hi everyone.


K, have a great time with your pervy panties.



GS, I had a great time today. There was loads to see at the Armouries. Every half hour they have demonstrations where someone acts out an event from some battle. We sat through a couple of those. They let you ask questions after and have a fiddle with their weaponry ^_^

I always have to buy souvenirs at places like this and I bought a wooden replica sword and crossbow. I have a few replica swords, I'm quite into them (small ones, not ones to stab people with).

Afterwards, we took the students into Leeds town centre. Those chinese really love to shop.

Me and my sis went off to eat. Can you believe it, in a big city like Leeds, no pizza hut. I was mortified. Apparently it had shut down. Not good enough, I say.

We had to make do with pizza express (how disappointing), the pizza wasn't up to scratch so I had to make up for it with a big lemon sorbet for dessert. I just had to, you understand.

Then, the heavens opened. Luckily, it was time for us to head back to the coach and luckily, all the students found the rendevouz point OK.

I fell asleep on the way home. Luckily, I don't snore so I didn't humiliate myself.

So, how are all you guys?

gnothi seauton said...

CTV,

Oh man, that would have been brilliant. I'm sure we can imagine half of the questions ;)

resurrected wreck said...

I meant to quote you, FASC, in my 6:40 comment. Somehow, I quoted CTV instead! I'm not sure how that happened 0_0

resurrected wreck said...

K, have a great time with your pervy panties.

Quote of the day, right there.

capture this void said...

Hello, Miss T! Sounds like you had a wonderful time :)

resurrected wreck said...

The Pizza Huts in England must be different from the ones here, Miss T, because the ones here suck! They're about the only restaurant pizza I refuse to eat!

Good to hear you had a good time! :D

gnothi seauton said...

Miss T - sounds as if you had a great time. And the lemon sorbet was perfectly justified!

ergo said...

hi missT

it is currently 9:47 am here and a sunny day with a light cool breeze

MissTottenham said...

Hi CTV, Hi RW. How are you both?

I live for pizza hut. They do the deep pan I love. I can't be doing with thin and scraggy pizza.

farawaysoclose said...

hi miss T glad you had a great time aside from the pizza!!

i don't mind being misquoted at all
RW!!

Anonymous said...

Hey MissT!

Hello Ergo!

capture this void said...

*glomp for wifey*

Miss T, Pizza Hut is waaaaaaaay too greasy for my liking.

resurrected wreck said...

I like the thin crispy crust pizzas myself, Miss T. That's how I make them when I do them at home.

ergo said...

oh I love lemon sorbet! AN wehave Pizza Hut oo but they closed their restaurant and only do takeaway now, they used to do an all you can eat pizza salad and dessert bar, pizza's were nice but more expensive, and they did apple crumble pizza - mmmmmm

capture this void said...

Hello Ergo.

Everyone in the US and Canada area, don't forget to move your clocks one hour forward tonight!

ergo said...

Hi Mustard!

ergo said...

Hi CTV I think our daylight savings finished or is finishing soon, our state doesn't do it but southern states do

MissTottenham said...

Hi Mustard, how are you?

Yeah GS, It was justified wasn't it.

Hi Ergo, it's gonna be 80MPH gales here tomorrow night. Bad weather warnings are going out.

*glomp* for gorgeous wife.

RW, I'm sure your pizzas are scrumpcious.

capture this void said...

Really?

Christ, I do not understand this at all O_O

resurrected wreck said...

I likes them, Miss T :)

resurrected wreck said...

Saskatchewan also does not do daylight savings. I asked someone there why, and they told me "because it would confuse the cows".

o_O

capture this void said...

Does anyone else always have to press 'Show Original Post' at the top of the page just to be able to press 'Newest'?

Waaaay lame.

MissTottenham said...

Hi FASC, how are you sweetie?

capture this void said...

Saskatchewan also does not do daylight savings. I asked someone there why, and they told me "because it would confuse the cows".

o_O


o_O, indeed!

I used to live in Alberta.

farawaysoclose said...

sad to say guys i have to depart! i would love to stay up all night but its nearing midnight with me and a certain small boy will awake me in the morning regardless! so i'd better go for fear of looking really ropey tomorrow!!

mayo man i am waiting to read new and beautiful words from you tomorrow!! make it good...i know you will! well i don't actually but nothing too sad ok!! and can you change the VILE bit put something else in like FUNKY!! actually funky would be too damn funny!! i know you won't and it doesn't matter just fooling around!

night guys have a fab evening.


love to all!

resurrected wreck said...

I am sorry to hear that, CTV ;)

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good night, FASC! :)

capture this void said...

LOL @ funky.

That would be hilarious.

Goodnight, FASC!

capture this void said...

I am sorry to hear that, CTV ;)

No glomp for you tonight, missy!

farawaysoclose said...

sorry miss T missed that!!...me fine thankies!!

GS marmite rules!

really gone now!

Anonymous said...

*payed attention in History*

They instituted Daylight Saving Time because of farmers and the way they did their crops. The thought behind it was to give farmers and those in agriculture more daylight in which to do their work.

So, that would make sense that it would throw the cows off :)


/nerd

Anonymous said...

Goodnight, FASC!

ergo said...

Oh missT be careful! that's not good after the earthquake and all


and I'll add to everyone in saying - blogger sux

resurrected wreck said...

Thanks for the info, Mustard! And here I thought they were just funny in the head out there! ;)

Anonymous said...

Man, these panties are just like any other. Disappointing! I want my money back.

Well guys, I've got a grapefruit blossom in my hair and I'm good to go. Catch you all later! ^_^

Anonymous said...

Well, RW, they could be that! ;)

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight FASC, sweet dreams.

Mmmmmmmmmmm apple crumble Ergo. They don't do that at our pizza hut. I wish they did.

Does anyone else always have to press 'Show Original Post' at the top of the page just to be able to press 'Newest'?

Yes I do CTV.

Anonymous said...

Have fun, Jules! See you later!

ergo said...

goodnight FASC

yeah I've heard the farmer argument but most I know work by daylight anyway, not clocks. I heard it was for office/city people to have daylight after work. But in summer here it is still daylight at 7pm and daylight savings would be a real pain

resurrected wreck said...

No glomp for you tonight, missy!

;P

Anonymous said...

I had always heard that DST was a concept developed by Benjamin Franklin designed to help people "save" electricity and money.

Random Fact: Islands in the Stream was written by Barry and Maurice Gibb (aka The Bee Gees).

RIP Jeff Healey. Great musician.

resurrected wreck said...

Have fun and kick ass, K!

gnothi seauton said...

Night FASC.

Have a good time Kapunua.

DST - I was always under the impression it was for the farm workers.

Miss T - watch your fences tomorrow!

resurrected wreck said...

I thought it was for the farm workers too.

Anonymous said...

I had always heard that DST was a concept developed by Benjamin Franklin designed to help people "save" electricity and money.


I've heard this, too.From the same History teacher. Someone needs to be fired, no? ;)

Anonymous said...

Capture This Void said...
Does anyone else always have to press 'Show Original Post' at the top of the page just to be able to press 'Newest'?

Waaaay lame.



I always just scroll down and select the 'newest' at the bottom of the page.

resurrected wreck said...

^Wot s/he said.

MissTottenham said...

I know Ergo, I shall be keeping an eye on the chimney. I'm sure it's not stable.

Thanks Mustard, I didn't know that.


Have Fun K. Sorry that your panties are disappointing. maybe you were supposed to add batteries.


They do sell vibrating knickers you know. There was a story in the paper where a woman collapsed in the supermarket. She had passed out so they called an ambulance. Turns out she was wearing vibrating pants and had just got over excited.

Now, maybe I am dull and boring, but if I had something like that, I would try them out in my own home first to see how I reacted. I wouldn't pop them on and nip to the shops.

capture this void said...

I always just scroll down and select the 'newest' at the bottom of the page.

How the hell did I not think of that?

Thank you!

ergo said...

Have a good night Kapunua

gnothi seauton said...

I've just Googled DST and basically everyone does it for different reasons, some don't do it at all and different people came up with the ideas to the people who actually managed to get it through legislation.

capture this void said...


They do sell vibrating knickers you know. There was a story in the paper where a woman collapsed in the supermarket. She had passed out so they called an ambulance. Turns out she was wearing vibrating pants and had just got over excited.

Now, maybe I am dull and boring, but if I had something like that, I would try them out in my own home first to see how I reacted. I wouldn't pop them on and nip to the shops.


O_O

Who the hell wears vibrating knickers in public? Why?

You'd be like the Energizer Bunny!

Anonymous said...

My god, MissT. O_O

This is why I love you so.

"Nip off to the shops." Using this tomorrow.

MissTottenham said...

Yes GS, we had to prop up and patch up the fences twice already.

resurrected wreck said...

Now, maybe I am dull and boring, but if I had something like that, I would try them out in my own home first to see how I reacted. I wouldn't pop them on and nip to the shops.

Where's your sense of adventure, Miss T!

ergo said...

anon did you know that the Gibb brothers lived for some time on Cribb Island which is part of Brisbane in Australia and it is now under the new airport runway?

I had been to Cribb Is before it was reclaimed

MissTottenham said...

Ha ha ha ha RW and CTV. It was a true story.

I love you too Mustard, feel free to use any of the odd things I come out with.

Anonymous said...

I love the BeeGees.

I drag out my Saturday Night Fever album every now and again.

Ergo:
I didn't know that. That's very interesting.

capture this void said...

Alright guys.

I should be going now. It was nice chatting with you!

Take care.

Anonymous said...

Goodbye, CTV! Have a nice evening!

ergo said...

does anyone recall the case of the old woman who had a bingo board fall and kept having orgasms?

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight Wifely *glomp*

Luv you.

gnothi seauton said...

Ergo - you are a font of knowledge.

Good night CTV.

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good night, CTV! :)

Anonymous said...

Affirmation

I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
I believe that junk food tastes so good because it's bad for you
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
I believe I'm loved when I'm completely by myself alone

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality
I believe that trust is more important than monogamy
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
I believe that family is worth more than money or gold

I believe the struggle for financial freedom is unfair
I believe the only ones who disagree are millionaires

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness
I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed
I believe that God does not endorse TV evangelists
I believe in love surviving death into eternity

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

resurrected wreck said...

does anyone recall the case of the old woman who had a bingo board fall and kept having orgasms?

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Um... WHAT??

Anonymous said...

does anyone recall the case of the old woman who had a bingo board fall and kept having orgasms?

God, please tell me Gerard had no hand in this.

resurrected wreck said...

Anon @ 7:21pm: A-frickin-men.

Anonymous said...

That was a joke, but alas, I forgot my winker.

;)

Anonymous said...

I need to print that out and mail it to every single person I know.

MissTottenham said...

True story from the paper just the other day:

A monk was arrested in Italy (I think, could have bee Greece) for burgling a porn shop.

He stole 40 DVD's and one of them was called Nuns on heat.

I kid you not.

resurrected wreck said...

^ ^
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Anonymous said...

He stole 40 DVD's and one of them was called Nuns on heat.

Funny, and slightly pathetic at the same time!

Oh, world. What have you become?

elena said...

Affirmation ANON

Very true, indeed

Anonymous said...

No, Ergoproxy, I didn't know that. I admit my Bee Gees knowledge is kind of sketchy.

Guilty Pleasure Admission: I like the Bee Gees more now that I'm older.

Second Random Fact: I wasn't the second anon. I've given myself a name, though, so you'll know which one I am.

ergo said...

it really happened!!!

scroll down to see "BINGO"

thank goodness for google!

GS I can remember the most useless things, especially science trivia and forget someones name 2 sec after I'm introduced!

gnothi seauton said...

Wow a Savage Garden loving anon!

Too true anon, too true.

Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to those boys?

They were excellent in my opinion.

gnothi seauton said...

GS I can remember the most useless things, especially science trivia and forget someones name 2 sec after I'm introduced!

Oh my god we're twins! But not with the science ' cos like, nah, not my thing.

resurrected wreck said...

"she subsequently "suffered" spontaneous orgasms, sometimes in clusters."

She's suing for damages? Sounds ungrateful to me! I would have thought she'd be sending the bingo board makers a thank-you note!

ergo said...

bee gee's anon I only know as I grew up there, and in their era!

I definately appreciate their musical skill more now, not just their songs but their involvement in so much else


MissT - naughty monk!!

resurrected wreck said...

Whatever happened to those boys?

They were excellent in my opinion.


Well, the married one came out of the closet a while back. Not sure what either of them are doing musically these days though.

ergo said...

mustard Darren Hayes is still performing solo after he came out as gay a couple of yrs ago the other guy is working in music in Australia and is married to and just had a baby with one of the female performers from aussie kids group Hi5

Anonymous said...

I read about that, RW. Hopefully they'll get back together and produce some more records. Darren had wonderful quality to his voice.

ergo said...

hahaha another example of my useless knowledge!
I saw Darren interviewed recently and well...have 6 yo....knowing about Hi5 is compulsary :)

Anonymous said...

"A 73-year-old woman who claims she began having spontaneous orgasms after an electronic bingo board fell on her won't get her day in court."


Personally, I would think that at 73, this would be a good thing.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Ergo!

Anonymous said...

BG (for the sake of time):

You'd think, wouldn't you!?

Maybe she's suing for emotional damage.

ergo said...

kathleen and daniel

ergo said...

maybe she's sueing 'cause she is being harassed by other wrinklies to borrow the bingo board!

Anonymous said...

Hopefully this won't become an epidemic in the elderly population, Mustard. Shouting "BINGO!!!" takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Shouting "BINGO!!!" takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

Oh, damn. Yeah, it does.

I'm never going to a VFW club. Ever.

Anonymous said...

maybe she's sueing 'cause she is being harassed by other wrinklies to borrow the bingo board!

Bah!

Elderly ladies fighting over who gets to use it first?

Holy shit.

gnothi seauton said...

BG Anon - you make me chuckle :)

resurrected wreck said...

Shouting "BINGO!!!" takes on a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

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ergo said...

actually if you google "bingo orgasm" apparently "orgasm bingo" is a game! O_O
the little snippet in the google searches was enough for me

gnothi seauton said...

Well this old wrinklie is going to take her scrunched arse to bed.

I shall leave you to discuss Mrs. Badcrumble and her * insert bad Scottish accent here * multiple orgasms.

Good night all.
Good night Mayo.

elena said...

Ergo you have googled some of the strangest things

resurrected wreck said...

Goodnight, GS! :D

elena said...

Night GS

See ya in the corner. (don't forget to bring the good shit)

ergo said...

goodnight GS! sleep well

and Elena it is never really intentional!!

honest!
(though I was expecting "bingo orgasm " to be bad but I couldn't think of another way to find it!)

resurrected wreck said...

Is it just me, or does anyone else here think that LynZ bears more than a passing resemblance to a hard-core version ofMoaning Myrtle?

elena said...

Sure Ergo, sure.

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight GS, sweet dreams.

Hi Elena, how are you sweetie?

ergo said...

do I look like the type?

*adjusts white apron and innocent farm housewife look*


RW - now you mention it....

Anonymous said...

Oh, how badly I'd like to put a pair of Harry Potter glasses on Lyn-Z.

elena said...

I'm fine MissT. Just closing up the shop.

How are you?

elena said...

Ergo, do you look like the type?

YES

Anonymous said...

You guys ever wonder what goes through Mayo's mind when he reads what we talk about?

Would you all agree that it would make your day, possibly week, if Mayo said "BINGO!" in his P.S., 'cause I'd pretty die.

Anonymous said...

*pretty much die

ergo said...

mustard that would be the best ps ever!!


hang on

*checks in mirror*

Damn ! I AM the type!!

elena said...

That would be funny Mustard. I can just imagine him shaking his head and rolling his eyes a lot when he reads over our conversations.

I just wanna know where I can get one of those bingo boards.

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks Elena.

resurrected wreck said...

RW - now you mention it....

It's the ponytails and cheekbones, I think.

Take away the glasses & give her some tattooes, and it's "the wife"!

elena said...

Told you Ergo!!

Well I'm taking off for home. Take care friends.

Tell Mayo hello for me if he stops by. Heck, give him a hug too.

resurrected wreck said...

Boo!

Anonymous said...

Take away the glasses & give her some tattooes, and it's "the wife"!

You're forgetting applique Sharpie marks ;)

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