Tuesday, March 4, 2008

So...does this mean we’re going steady?

(It was by chance or perhaps happenstance.)

An Awkward Moment’s Legend.

It was one year ago today that I held your hand.
You asked if he did a good job.
It was a good job, wasn’t it?
It was, thank you.
You were quiet, I rambled
And you held my hand.
Can I get that for you? Oh yeah, sure.
I didn’t want to leave you,
You seemed to need
More time, one less drink, and one more smoke.
And I was intent on permanence.

Then, as is now, time passes like a plunge.
I am far, but not for long.
Do you miss me? Yes, I do.
I can’t hold your hand.
You will, soon enough.
In the meantime, I am waiting, asking
Are you sleeping to the sound of my voice?
I know you hear me, you do.
And this is ours,
A moment in time, continued.
And I am intent on permanence.

(How life can change, so quickly. In a moment, in a hand, it can shift. And everything that was will never be the same, in a good way, in the best way.)





p.s. shall we get matching rings? (Go on, laugh. I am.)

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resurrected wreck said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!

resurrected wreck said...

This page is mine too!!

Anonymous said...

Goodbye, Elena! Safe travels!

resurrected wreck said...

Ah, yes. Moaning Myrtle definitely comes up short in the Sharpie department.

Anonymous said...

Did any of you read that article Kass posted about the Sharpie sponsorship?

It's going to David Beckham and not Gerard.

Again, it's the little things that make my world amazing!

resurrected wreck said...

I saw that, Mustard! Poor Gerard! No respect, I tell you. ;)

resurrected wreck said...

Good night, Elena! :D

Anonymous said...

Hello, RW and Mustard!
How are you?

MissTottenham said...

See you later Elena.

Hi Star, how are you sweetie?

Anonymous said...

RW:

'Tis a shame. ;)


STAR!!! Doing well, and how are you?!

Anonymous said...

"the wife"

That never ceases to crack me up. I think the correct term should be the beard.

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, Star!! :)

ergo said...

RW how are you managing to get every page???

bye Elena take care!!

ergo said...

hello star!

the beard?

Anonymous said...

Hey Miss T!
I'm good!
The wind is crazy here! My husband is trying to fly home from Atlanta, and his flight just got cancelled. The poor thing has been on 4 different planes since 2:00 this afternoon.

resurrected wreck said...

RW how are you managing to get every page???

'Cause I have been sitting at my computer most of the day just waiting for my chance to PWN you all!! ;P

MissTottenham said...

Oh star, 4 different planes in one day. He must be so fed up.

resurrected wreck said...

The wind is crazy here! My husband is trying to fly home from Atlanta, and his flight just got cancelled. The poor thing has been on 4 different planes since 2:00 this afternoon.

That sucks, Star. Is he going to have to stay overnight at the airport?

Anonymous said...

The wind is crazy here! My husband is trying to fly home from Atlanta, and his flight just got cancelled. The poor thing has been on 4 different planes since 2:00 this afternoon.


HOTlanta! Probably something to do with Kid Rock's amazing ability to ground planes ;)

I hope he makes it home safely!

Anonymous said...

Yes, Miss T, he was not a happy camper. I'm happy that I am curled up all comfy, on my couch.
I'm evil!

Hey, Ergo!

Anonymous said...

RW, he's on a trip with 4 other people from work, so they were just going to go back to the hotel that they stayed in this week because there were rooms available.

ergo said...

oh star that would be so annoying!
but I suppose better than risking it - you see that plane that hit wind shear in Germany the other day trying to land?

sheesh!!!

MissTottenham said...

You're not evil Star, just lucky. I'd rather be warm and snuggled up on the couch too than where he is, poor guy.

resurrected wreck said...

I have just emailed an amazing tattoo artist that my friend has recommended to me. If all goes well, I should be getting work done on my first tattoo this spring/summer. :)

Anonymous said...

Ergo, that plane in Germany was totally nuts. I can't even imagine what that felt like.
Yikes!

Anonymous said...

RW, what will your tattoo look like?

Anonymous said...

RW, that's really cool!

ergo said...

It looked so scary and thank God the pilot handled it! I could have been disasterous!!

RW what are you thinking of getting?
I'm gonna get another soon, I just have to book in and find the best pic

resurrected wreck said...

There are two that I want, Star. One Don Quixote fighting the windmill (it's always been a favourite imagine of mine). But the one I think I will get worked on first is an Art Deco clockwork bee.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm gonna get another soon, I just have to book in and find the best pic

Do you have one already, EP? What is it of?

Anonymous said...

RW:
That sounds terrific! Where would you have them placed?



I've thought of so many lyrics I'd like on me that I'd be a walking billboard of words.

And I wouldn't be sorry :)

resurrected wreck said...

RW:
That sounds terrific! Where would you have them placed?


One on each arm/shoulder. They're going to be fairly big, I think, once they're completed, and will take up about half the upper arm or so. I will probably be getting them worked on for years before they're finished.

resurrected wreck said...

My friend is getting him to do an Art Nouveau Persephone figure & celestial scene. She's had the outline done and was supposed to go in for more work on it today but the antibiotics she's on for a sinus infection has made her break out in hives, so the tattoo will have to wait until that clears up.

ergo said...

wow RW!

I havea butterfly and flower on my right foot with my daughters name (along the side, the flower is up near my ankle bone and goes down to the butterfly then her name)
and I am going to get a snail on the outside of my left foot, same sort of position

resurrected wreck said...

I havea butterfly and flower on my right foot with my daughters name (along the side, the flower is up near my ankle bone and goes down to the butterfly then her name)

That's lovely, EP! The snail sounds like a sweet addition :)

MissTottenham said...

Well, I am off to bed now.

Have fun everyone and I shall see you tomorrow.

resurrected wreck said...

Have a lovely night, Miss T! :)

ergoproxy said...

goodnight missT

sweet dreams!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello is anyone here?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, MJ! :D

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello RW how are you

Anonymous said...

the veil

Anonymous said...

Goodnight, MissT!

Hello MJ!


the veil

Sounds ominous.

ergoproxy said...

hi MJ!

I'll be about a bit longer then we're off fishing ( I hope!)

the wife..
the beard..
the veil?

ergoproxy said...

*cue organ music*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello Ep and mib how are you guys

Anonymous said...

Mayo:

Be proud of who you are
Every battle scar is a badge of honor
Every mistake is a lesson learned
Every smile is to be remembered

Do not forget the past
Embrace it with unashamed clarity
It has shaped who you have become
And today will be the past
That you look upon tomorrow

Judge not harshly
But fairly and with mercy
For no one has your scars
And no one has your skin
Be proud of who you are
Create the life you live

ergoproxy said...

I'm good thanks MJ how are you today?
headaches etc getting better? you're still avoiding caffine and drinking lots of water?

resurrected wreck said...

I'm good, MJ :) Having a cozy night in. How is your weekend?

ergoproxy said...

dreaming reality that is really nice.
thanks.

Anonymous said...

Mayo:

Do whatever the hell you want. It's your life, live it your way.
It's your blog, do what you want on it.

the annoyance

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Ep I'm still getting headaches but they are different. Yes to the avoiding caffeine and drinking water. But I was bad and had some tea

Martha Smith-Jones said...

RW I'm alright my weekend is okay

ergoproxy said...

hopefully it's on the mend then, it'll take a while to rehydrate properly, and at least tea isn't too bad.
Try a herbal one?
(even though I don't like any but Jasmine) or we have this stuff called Caro it's a caffine free coffee substitute but makes like instant coffee and doesn't taste too bad, I had it while I was pregnant (Nestle makes it)

Anonymous said...

Dreaming:

That was very nice. Very good advice, I think.

JocelynHolly said...

=]

Amyranth said...

My guilty pleasure is Rock form the 70's and 80's.

Stuff like Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Allman Brothers, The Eagles and so on and such forth.

Well, it's one of the guilty pleasures that I can actually reveal anyway.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

RAWR!!

*pounces on PH*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I have a lot of different kinds of tea but it seems the ones I like best all have caffeine.


So what's up with these anons. Why are they giving Mayo advise?

Anonymous said...

Join the club, MJ.

My head is splitting.

I wouldn't wish them on anyone. They hurt so bad.

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, Amyranth! :D

JocelynHolly said...

*rolls over*

Hey RW! =]

*hug*

Anonymous said...

Hey Amy! Hey PH!

ergoproxy said...

PH!!!!

*BIG HUG*!!!

AMYRANTH!!!

*BIG HUG* TOO!!!!!

MORE EXCLAIMATION MARKS!!!!!

:)

Amyranth said...

Hallo Late Night Lovelies!

Yeah, no anons for like... 4 days and now another batch?

-A

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Martha!

Hey Mustard!

Hey Amy!

Hey Ergoproxy!!

I plan on sticking around a little bit later. I have like a weeks homework backed up that I must finish, I have to babysit my niece while my sister showers, I must try and eat supper, and I must practice my guitar. ^_^

Buuut, I'll be here to stay for a greater chunk of tonight!

Amyranth said...

!!!

HI EVERYONE!!!

!!!

-A!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Amy and Ph how are you guys?


Mib I'm luck they are no longer splitting headaches just damn annoying.

JocelynHolly said...

Just be happy that these are good and some-what helpful anons.

JocelynHolly said...

Martha, I am much better than yesterday, and the day before, and the day before.

How are you?

ergoproxy said...

amyranth at least this anon isn't an attack anon, they are being a bit cryptic but I can cope with that

resurrected wreck said...

My dinner's ready so I'm off for a bit to munch and watch an episode or two of Most Haunted. I shall be back on later.

See you then! :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'm well Ph my headaches aren't as dad anymore.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

See you later RW

Amyranth said...

Oh wow. *yawns*

I think I'm going to have to kick off this evening guys. I'm beyond exhausted tonight.

Mayo, see you tomorrow night!

Goodnight Late Night Lovelies!

-A

ergoproxy said...

oh night amyranth! hope to talk more another day, have a nice dinner RW

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight Amy. You have a sweet trip to dreamland

ergoproxy said...

and PH how is little Emily going?
is she eating well and all? No big problems?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Yeah what ep said Ph how is the baby

Martha Smith-Jones said...

So where is everyone?

ergoproxy said...

I'm here folding clothes waiting for hubby to get home!

it's gone quiet

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Yes it has.

Anonymous said...

***STREAKS THROUGH MAYO'S FAMILY ROOM (in a body suit)***


HEY!

Amy, sorry I missed you! Have a good night!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello where have you gone. Did the nasty anon find your homes and come and get you.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Why does everyone like to get naked in here.


You know Mayo has cameras all about.

Anonymous said...

We've had some really nice anons the past few nights.

We've had the BeeGees anon tonight, the Pillow Anon from last night, then the BS anon (seriously killed myself with thinking that up ;).

I've been pleasantly surprised :)

Anonymous said...

Why does everyone like to get naked in here.

But, see?

Not nakie! Body suit!

Anon616 said...

BINGO!!!!!!!

Ev-en-ing Mayo, SS, Martha, MIB, Paperheartxx, Amy, Ergo, RW!

How are you all on this beautiful Saturday night?

ergoproxy said...

MUSTARD !!

*rubs eyes*

*notes small red lights start flashing in bookshelves*

umm... realistic bodysuit

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Bodysuit whatever So you may not be able to see hair and nipples.


With the photo shop programs out there you can just add then and than you will be naked

Anon616 said...

Martha Jones said...
Why does everyone like to get naked in here.

===================
So we can be ready for those Bingo Boards to do their thing, of course!

;-)

ergoproxy said...

lol wendy!!

damn I'm gonna miss you again!!

hubby and horse just got home so I'm off to convince him fishing is still a good idea (though it looks a bit rainy)

back soon with the result

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello 6. I'm running around looking for Owen. He is dead but not dead and just throw up beer.


Yeah I think I'll go back to the Dr.

Anon616 said...

Darn it Ergo! I just can't catch my honey bunch these days *pouts*

Husband and horse, eh? I could ask a riding question, but I won't.

:D

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Later Ep

Anon616 said...

Yep Martha, when those undead, dead guys start throwing up beer...
well, it's time to show them the door!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

6 are you from the same time as captain Jack. Because you sound just like him.

ergoproxy said...

woo hoo I appear to have an affirmative!

are we going to photoshop Mustard?

wedny this must be why so many women go to bingo!

Carrie said...

Owen's not dead? Whew! Mine doesn't tape for another hour or so, guess I will have to hang on until then. He's my fave character and I threw a bitch fit last week.

ergoproxy said...

*smoooooch*

well we have spurs and whips! ;)

ergoproxy said...

hi Carrie!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Now he is speaking in tongue. Alien tongue. And is eyes went black.

Anon616 said...

Martha: I must be from the same time as Capt'n Jack! Heck, I sure don't feel as though I'm from this one ;-)


Ergo: THAT'S IT!!! I knew there had to be a reason besides watching little balls roll around!

Anonymous said...

No, there will be no photoshopping of any kind.

No.

Carrie said...

Hey Ergo, I think it's cool that you go fishing all the time, I've never been.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Carrie how are you? Owen is the undead and he can shot beer across the room while standing on his head. Jack did not like this not one bit.

Anon616 said...

Hi Carrie!

Was that smooch for me Ergo? It had better be! ;-)

*pounce tackle hugs & smooches for all*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Now he is the king of weevils. Or death.

Carrie said...

Hey Wendy! And undead, I can deal with undead, but this sounds like a weird episode, I might have to mainline some caffeine and stay up and watch it!

JocelynHolly said...

Martha, I'm glad your headaches aren't so bad. =]

Ergo, Emily is great! Such a little bundle of love! Already two weeks old.. man she's getting old!!

Hey Anon!

Bye Amy and RW!! =]

Sorry, I went to eat. I can finally eat without throwing it up!! =]

Carrie said...

Hey PH, you were sick? That stinks.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Mib the photo shop has already been done. ;P

Anon616 said...

Martha Jones said...
Now he is the king of weevils. Or death.
==========================
That's appropiate Martha, since you taste like death!

Carrie: NO - don't do it! Just say NO!!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Carrie you have to watch it, I'm in it.


PH it is always good to be able to keep you food down.

Carrie said...

To the caffeine? But I luuurve the caffeine! I would sharpie it on my neck if I like, wanted to be weird.

Anonymous said...

No one has heard from Jade, have they?

Anon616 said...

Hi Paperheartxx!

*pounce tackle hug smooch*
=====================
Sorry, I went to eat. I can finally eat without throwing it up!! =]
=====================
Thank goodness PH!!!
I'm glad you're feeling better, me love!

Keep an eye on little Emily. She'll be walking before you know it!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

^ I don't taste like death, I taste like vanilla death.

Blows a kiss over to 6

Anon616 said...

mustardisbetter said...
No one has heard from Jade, have they?
====================

I haven't Mustard. I'm getting really worried about her and her family. She's always good about commenting back to let us know how things are going.
:(

Anonymous said...

Damn, it's been a week.

I keep dropping by her place, but nothing.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

The second risen mitten is trying to kill me. Wait it just made me an eighty year old.


Well the Dr is 900 yrs old so hey I'm still younger than him

Anon616 said...

martha jones said...

Blows a kiss over to 6
=======
YUM!!! Can I have another taste of Vanilla Death? :D

=====================
Carrie said...
To the caffeine? But I luuurve the caffeine! I would sharpie it on my neck if I like, wanted to be weird.
=======
LOL Carrie! Do you think I could fit caffeine and nicotine on my neck??? I enjoy being weird now and then ;-)

Carrie said...

well there are two sides to your neck, or you could sharpie it in other places where there are two things. :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

If she is looking for her sister she may not have time to come back an inform us. So lets just wait for her to come back and tell us. And we should hope for the best out come for Jade and her family.

Anon616 said...

I know Mustard. Hopefully she's just been busy working things out with her family......

She's been through so much over the past few years.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Blows 100 more kisses over at 6

Anon616 said...

Carrie said...
well there are two sides to your neck, or you could sharpie it in other places where there are two things. :)
=======================

I KNOW you're referring to ARMS or hands, correct? :P

Carrie said...

MJ, you are very affectionate tonight, must be all the hanging around Captain Jack!

JocelynHolly said...

hey carrie =]
hey six =]

i am holding emily so its hard typing with one hand!!


well, for a couple days, whenever i tried eating something, it'd come right back up. i was not happy, and not feeling great. i could finally stomach food today. =]

emily has fallen asleep in my arms listening to "when im with you" by faber drive.

i have to bring her upstairs. i'll be back in about an hour if anyone is around=]

xoxo.
-007
<3

Martha Smith-Jones said...

6 if Gw can fit all that shit he wrote on his neck, you should be able to fit two words on one side.

Carrie said...

Oh, of course, Wendy, of course! I am as innocent as Fim!

Anon616 said...

*eagerly and hungrily accepts all 100 kisses*

SOMEONE better feed me SOON! LOL

*sends 200 kisses back to Martha*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Blows a 100 hiss over to carrie. Yes I think it is Jack rubbing off on me. Maybe I should rub some of it off on you as well ;)

Anon616 said...

*whispers "goodnight Emily and the sweetest of dreams to you, baby girl"*

Anon616 said...

Martha Jones said...
Blows a 100 hiss over to carrie.
=================

hehehe! I get KISSES and Carrie gets HISSES!

*sticks tongue out at Carrie*
;P

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Oh 200 kisses. here is 400 more for you and a rub

resurrected wreck said...

Rubbing off

*snicker*

K's not here, so somebody's got to do it ;P

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight emily sweet dreams little one

Carrie said...

MJ, LOL! Did someone roofie you tonight?

Anon616 said...

Martha Jones said...
6 if Gw can fit all that shit he wrote on his neck, you should be able to fit two words on one side.
====================
Darn it Martha! You know I'm going to have to try that later, don't you. Must you and Carrie give me ideas?

How easily does sharpie wash off?

resurrected wreck said...

Sharpie's a pretty permanent thing. It's what we use on to label costumes, and it stays on through laundering.

*whispers* I rather suspect that G-Way used eyeliner to write all those silly PR messages on himself.

Anon616 said...

Martha: I see your 400 kisses and a rub and raise you a foot massage!

:D

ergoproxy said...

the smooch was for you wendy!

night night little emily *baby sized hug*

I am worried for Jade and her family, it must be an awful time for them

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Well Owen kept trying to feel me up. Maybe he used some alien tech on me.

Carrie said...

I can honestly say I have never Sharpied myself, so don't know. I think it does, Al always has shit scribbled on her (not her neck though). The funniest thing was when her friend Coda asked her if she wanted to join the "pen 15" club, so she's all like sure! Well, he wrote it on her hand, and yeah, she was not amused. Terry and I sure as hell were, though.

Anon616 said...

resurrected wreck said...

*whispers* I rather suspect that G-Way used eyeliner to write all those silly PR messages on himself.
===============
Hi RW! Eyeliner!!! That makes much more sense!

Well heck, when you're in love, why not shout it from the mountain tops and write it in the skies....
or on the skin - with eyeliner.
:P

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello RW. I think rubbing alcohol or nail polish remover takes off sharpie ink. I know it will fade after a couple of days.


6 how about a full body massage

resurrected wreck said...

Why not indeed, Anon 616!

Er... except perhaps for the fact that it looks darned silly! :S

Anon616 said...

Carrie: my mother used to tell me that writing on myself would cause ink poisoning. LOL, the things our parents tell us to try to get us NOT to do things!

resurrected wreck said...

Hello RW. I think rubbing alcohol or nail polish remover takes off sharpie ink. I know it will fade after a couple of days.

Semi-permanent, eh? If G-Way did use Sharpie, he must have a heck of a time getting the stuff off him at the end of a show. One-time Sharpie use is difficult enough to remove, but every night? 0_0

ergoproxy said...

I assume you'd have to use metho or something to get sharpie off skin, a solvent

Anon616 said...

Martha Jones said...

6 how about a full body massage
==================
OHHH....are you asking or offering Martha? *bats eyelashes and wiggles eyebrows*

resurrected wreck said...

My mother used to tell me if I kept making weird expressions my face would freeze like that.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Baby oil I think baby oil takes sharpie ink off. So I guess we know what he was doing when he started to take the ink off. ;)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I got jack here and he is welling to do both of us.



Yeah i said it do

ergoproxy said...

well I always suspected the "hickie" may have been due to overzealous removal efforts

resurrected wreck said...

I wonder what he'd Sharpied on his thigh to make that removal mark!

Anon616 said...

resurrected wreck said...
Why not indeed, Anon 616!

Er... except perhaps for the fact that it looks darned silly! :S
======================

Good point, RW!

I wonder if the person who came up with the saying "a fool for love" sharpied on himself/herself???

Maybe GW didn't get a chance to do that sort of thing in Jr. High so he was making up for lost time.
:P

Personally, I am very glad the 'marks of love' have disappeared. There are much, MUCH better ways of showing love!
;-)

resurrected wreck said...

Maybe GW didn't get a chance to do that sort of thing in Jr. High so he was making up for lost time.
:P


I think so, Anon 616. And all that matching unicorn t-shirt stuff? *wretches* Very grade school.

Anon616 said...

Martha Jones said...
I got jack here and he is welling to do both of us.
=======================

HOT DAMN! I LOVE guys with stamina!

I'm coming Jack, I'm coming......

okay, don't say a word! :P

ergoproxy said...

gotsta go!

I'lllet you know if I catch anything, it's in a creek adn we'll throw them back but it's fun

maybe a swinm and some food too!

oh I just tried it and nail polish remover works a bit, methylated spirits was good, and I didn't have baby oil!

bye everyone!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I had to go there and now look what I started. ;)


I think I should google things you can do with Baby oil. and we can forget the massage panties.


Yeah I brought the panties back.

Anon616 said...

ergoproxy said...
well I always suspected the "hickie" may have been due to overzealous removal efforts
=======================

I don't think I saw this hickie.
Woe is me!

Carrie said...

Bye Ergo!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Later ep

Anon616 said...

LOL, thanks for being our Guinea Pig for sharpie removal Ergo!!!

Have fun fishing!

resurrected wreck said...

Bye, EP! Happy fishing :)

ergoproxy said...

well I meant the neck one but perhaps it was an arrow?

Anon616 said...

Martha: I was MissT's story earlier about the woman in the supermarket and I remembered reading that story! First, I think I would have died of embarrassment!

Second, where the heck did she get those panties????

resurrected wreck said...

well I meant the neck one but perhaps it was an arrow?

I hadn't considered that, EP. Nice one!

Anon616 said...

resurrected wreck said...
My mother used to tell me if I kept making weird expressions my face would freeze like that.
=======================

I heard that one too, RW!

I wonder if our mothers were related?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Guys Google vibrating panties.

Anonymous said...

I will not.

Anonymous said...

You guys trying to get me do dirty things, you should be ashamed.

Fimble's not the only "innocent" one here. ;)


Tell Jules where she can get some though! She was in a quandry earlier.

Anon616 said...

Hot dang! Free shipping!

Oh nooooo..........NOT the Easter Bunny! Is nothing sacred anymore?

resurrected wreck said...

Guys Google vibrating panties.

Hells no!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It just shows you what they look like. But don't I repeat don't Google massage panties. Don't do it

Anon616 said...

mustardisbetter said...
You guys trying to get me do dirty things, you should be ashamed.

Fimble's not the only "innocent" one here. ;)
=================

Umm hmmm......
;-)

resurrected wreck said...

I heard that one too, RW!

I wonder if our mothers were related?


Does your mother ever call you to ask you if you got the email she sent you telling you she's not going to be able to call you?

Mine does.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm sorry that Bikey's missing the vibrating panty conversation. It's a classic in the making, to be sure.

Anon616 said...

I'm still trying to get the picture of the "easter bunny" out of my mind, Martha!

More satisfying than chocolate, LOL!!!

Carrie said...

No, but I did have a coked up ex-boyfriend call me once and ask me for my phone number. I was all, dude, you just fucking called me!!!

resurrected wreck said...

Gerard looks like he's straight out of Cabaret in this pic.

resurrected wreck said...

Lol, Carrie!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think Bikey will be sorry as well.


Hell mayo might be sorry too.


Can you see it gets up wear a robe and sipping his coffee. Turns on his computer. Scrolls down....than spits out his coffee and drops his mug at the same time.

Anon616 said...

RW: My mother doesn't have to do that. She lives with me!

But, she does insist she told me things that I insist she did not tell me, lol!!

Which is why we always seem to have two doctors/dentist appointments scheduled on the same day!

resurrected wreck said...

RW: My mother doesn't have to do that. She lives with me!

Then I would be very worried indeed if she were to do that!

Anon616 said...

Carrie said...
No, but I did have a coked up ex-boyfriend call me once and ask me for my phone number. I was all, dude, you just fucking called me!!!
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Carrie: I wonder if we DATED the same guy?

Did he also ask you for the number for 911 ?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hahaha carrie. Okay that is funny. I wish it didn't have to do with drugs but yeah.

Anon616 said...

Martha Jones said...
I think Bikey will be sorry as well.

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Yeah, where has Bikey been? I haven't 'read' him around here in ages....

Anonymous said...

Waaaaay off topic, but is it true that your eyelashes are unable to grow back?

Carrie said...

Wendy, not unless you have the same dead gay ex-boyfriend as me! And eyelashes, I have no idea!

Anon616 said...

I don't know Mustard. I always seem to have new ones growing....curling the wrong way - right into my eye!

T'is quite annoying!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

He is taking a break 6.


Mib if that were true I don't I'd have any eyelashes

Anon616 said...

Carrie said...
Wendy, not unless you have the same dead gay ex-boyfriend as me!
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Ooops, okay. NOT HIM!

Anonymous said...

Okay, good to know.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Carrie I'm sorry to hear that.

resurrected wreck said...

Could be my friend's dead gay ex-boyfriend. I think he was a coke head.

resurrected wreck said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

resurrected wreck said...

Three pages, botches! Three pages are minnneeee!!!

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