Thursday, March 27, 2008

DEATH WARMED OVER

or, my life…spent.

That last revolution left me dazed. The same scenery flashed and repeated in an orbital rhythm. My environment moved too quickly for me to identify solid form and everything around me slurred into a meander. Each day turned from brief respite into swift departure. I felt my gut at my feet and my head in a fog.

Towards the end, I heeled my words into the ground in a desperate attempt to persuade the fucking thing to stop. I hung on. My knees were raw from fighting the spin and the tops of my shoes were caked with the filth that surrounded my craft. Finally, I let go.

I was spun out, stopped; a playground massacre.

What a sight, covered in dust and dirt, sweat and blood. But, I was not alone. I managed to attract quite a malignant clutch. And while I lay there, words were unwound and lifted from their purpose by nasty little hands and then, repeatedly passed along, shoved into pockets, and spent on cheap ice cream concessions.

Now, after a few months in circulation, it is impossible to determine that they are counterfeit. They all spend the same, right?

I wrote that a while ago. It feels different to me now. Different, but still...relevant. Well, I am off.









p.s. I am at a distance; you are in proximity…but here, we maintain satellite and If you sspirit through here, “Thank you.”

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Anonymous said...

yay!!!

not that there was any competition

but still a win is a win

*swigs scothch*

*tkene bcka from awedeyn*

*plllllllus tow glsases of whtie wnie*


hahaha

farawaysoclose said...

good morning mayo and thanks so much for the new post. if i hadn't seen one this morning i was going to go into full on worrying mode!!

i love your words, even though they paint a dark picture.

i'm glad these words feel different to you now. i'm glad you realise that and i guess it's still relevant because it is still you.

i love your p.s, very touching.

have a good day mayo.

SS thank you so much also. i am listening to it right now. great lyrics, great sentiment. you are lovely you know!!!
my kids love this video!!
some one said the other day that mayo's last post reminded them of this video.
thank you SS have a lovely day.

good morning family!!
glad to hear that other than a few stray anons things have been running peacefully. that's great news!!

Godzilla’s on my fucking ceiling.

elena you are crazy!!!!!

goodbye to the night shift. dammit i never get chance to play with the blog vampire!! not fair!

hello to any of the usual gang....ergo, PP, wendy, miranth, kass.

OK on with the day then!!!

Kassiopeia said...

Morning Mayo, FASC & possibly Ergo,

Does the "Well, I am off" mean we're kaput then or do I have the wrong end of the stick again?!

Oh well, sometimes ignorance is bliss; on which subject - can the Anon who occasionally pops up to say that the powers-that-be are desperate to shut Mayo down (most recently at the end of the last post) tell me why anyone would give a tinker's toss about our little blog? I'm hugely confused!

And "on with the day" indeed...

Kass xx

resurrected wreck said...

Reading through this blog these days is like checking the spam in my junk mail folder.

resurrected wreck said...

SS, Mayo, and anyone who doesn't let themselves get sucked into the revolving hate: I admire your grace under fire.

Have a nice day, everyone.

Anon616 said...

Good *insert time of day here* Mayo, SS, FASC, Kass, Possum (whom I'm sure will be arriving soon), watchers, lurkers, beautiful strays and ferals of blogbelieve!

How are you all this a.m/p.m? Not nearly as exhausted as I am, I hope!


*takes another swig of that scothch in hopes of sleeping soon*

FASC: If you want to play with our resident vampyre, you have only to visit his blog! All are welcomed!
(me, not jealous, at all)
*snarls, growls and bears fangs lovingly* ;)

Kass: I don't know why anybody would give a tinker's toss about our little home here! Ohhh, you didn't ask me, did you? Sorry!
That was funny though, wasn't it?
A highly trained team of well paid professionals (or something like that). LOL!!!! Too funny!

Okay, I really, really do need to try to get some sleep......

To ponder today:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Unknown
After all this is over, all that will really have mattered is how we treated each other.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*raises her glass of whtie wnie*
*courtesy of Erog*

May the end be far, far away!

Have a great day everyone!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

PS:
SC: against better (self)judgement and advise, I'm still leaving that crack in the window! ;)

PSS: Thanks again Mayo and SS!
Whoever you are, wherever you go; stay safe!!!!

Anon616 said...

PSSS: Hi RW and I miss you Miranth!

ergoproxy said...

Mayo I still don't really understand your post, probably because I don't know what it relates to, is it the blog? Is it something or someone in your own life?
You sound disillusioned and broken , but somehow a determination remains. i think that is what I always feel from you, no matter how dark or joyful your words there seems to always be a determination there, underlying everything.
I hope you keep that all your life, that it helps get you through anything you ever come to experience.
You know there are a lot of words that have never been counterfeit, sometimes it isn't in a persons nature to even consider that. But I'm sure you will be able to tell the difference, they never spend the same.
Did you intend to post this earlier? Is that why your words were written some time ago?
I hope things are still relevant for you, and your thanks to the one who is in proximity but here is a satellite, may it be seen and taken to heart.
Me? Well I potter along as always, smiling mostly, loving heartily and enjoying pretty much everything I am blessed to experience.
Come here Mayo, let me tend to your wounds, a bit of antiseptic and some bandaids. Clean up your shoes and give your hair a brush and face a wipe with a wet cloth, I'm sure I could mend those pants for you too, if you share your ice cream.
Hope you're happy Mayo, you deserve it.
Wishing comfort, love, health and happiness to you and yours
much love
EP xx

SS
thanks for teh post you made. The latin and the Muse clip are special, the words meaningful. You're a special person, whoever you may be. Hoping you had a great day and and at least an equally bright tomorrow!
Teddy bears balloons candy and cake for you and those you love
lotsa love
EP xx

goodnight everyone Elena Kass Fasc RW Wendy BC PP and morning to everyone arriving. Catch you all when I awaken!
I'm sure there'll be better blog analyses than mine by then!
'night!!

Anonymous said...

Good morning everyone, even though it's too early, cold, and Thursday to be "good."

Mayo, if you wrote this earlier then it was smart subconscious, wasn't it? Yes, so harsh.

"Well, I am off," I hope was meant just for last night?

S(S)S, how meffing awesome. That's all, just meffing awesome. :D

Pickled Possum said...

Hi there Mayo.

Good to read you again. I thought the tide might have come in while you were still tethered. Nice to know you had the ability to get out all along.

It's certainly a strange world we live in when incorrect fact, rumour, and innuendo can be repeated so many times that in the end the source is forgotten and the false words are believed to be fact. Never mind what happens when words get pulled apart, distorted, and used out of context.

I guess the libel lawyers are engaged in profitable trade in these cut and paste days we live in.

What on earth were you doing up so early???

Had you heard Triston was a bit of a fine dancer and wanted some lessons O_O

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

How are you today? I hope you are well. I hope you are looking forward to the weekend. Me? I guess I am...well, I mean. The weekend? We'll see. You know how things are in my world. Backwards and fucked up.

It was good to read you this morning. Your posts always bring to mind such a strong mental picture. Sometimes too real.

Dizzy, dirty, battered and scarred, but hellbent or hellbound?

Sometimes I think I know and other times I just hang the fuck on.

There will be more from me later.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. parallel

Anonymous said...

For Triston


Vampires are a mathematically Impossible


Costas Efthimiou, a researcher at the University of Central Florida, has the very cool job of debunking pseudoscientific myths. His latest calculations showed the mathematical impossibility of vampires, in case you were concerned that they might be real (and apparently there are a frightening number of people who do believe in them).

According to a LiveScience article:

Efthimiou’s debunking logic: On Jan 1, 1600, the human population was 536,870,911. If the first vampire came into existence that day and bit one person a month, there would have been two vampires by Feb. 1, 1600. A month later there would have been four, and so on. In just two-and-a-half years the original human population would all have become vampires with nobody left to feed on.

so

if a= an Anne Rice book
and b=bloodsucking vampires
and x=The population of New York

and: a*(x-b)^n where n is the speed of an African swallow in flight

then: the result is the movie Underworld. ^_^

sdock10 said...

SS,

Thank you, my friend.

You step in and bring smiles, love, and always manage to renew our faith and hope.

Even in BlogBelieve, we get off track and need reminding.


Have a wondeful day!

Always,
S

Bellatrix said...

Good morning Mayo, SS and Family!


Well, Mayo, hello to you. Hope you’re okay.

You said you wrote this a while ago,and I’m glad to know it feels different now.
But I’m afraid it fits perfectly the current situation.

Seeing your words being deprived of their original meaning and twisted to suit some can be pretty discouraging,I agree.
But you can’t remain silent because of that.
Maybe it could prevent you from being misunderstood for a while, but then they’ll take your silence and use it against you.

Besides,you can always rely on the comprehension from those who really listen to you, my friend.

It’s really good to read you, by the way.

Take care, Mayo-man, and have a great day.


PS: “I’m off”. For last night, right?

PSS: Your PS is really sweet. But...I wonder...



SS, my dear, you didn’t lose your faith in our little Family, and for that I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Latin: back to basics indeed.
Are you challenging me? ^_^

Just kidding dude!

Anyway, loved your little present. The song is truly beautiful.
Again, thank you.

Take care as well and have fun today!




Hello family!

Martha, I’m glad to hear everything’s okay with your scan results.

Right,I gotta go.
Hope to talk to you later.

Have a wonderful day guys!
Love you all.
*HUGS & KISSES*

Pickled Possum said...

Salutations SS,

'Together we're invincible'.

So, I guess we're all wearing capes, and our tighty-whities on the outside now o_O

Be very scared lurkers and readers. That includes all of you as well.

Dignity and grace rose to the occassion the other night and it started coming together. I was so proud of them.

Oh bother. Now the thought of it again means I have to find a tissue. Can't help it.
*curses stupid sentimental streak*

Happy days to you and yours =)

Anonymous said...

Ah, but "Efthimiou’s debunking logic" assumes that all victims of vampyric attack become vampires themselves, when usually they just die - no successful predator would ever create new competion for food by the very act of devouring their prey!

I am sad.

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

competition

@-_-@

Pickled Possum said...

Good night to 616and Ergo.

Good morning to Kass, FASC, RW, Kapunua, Socky, Bellatrix and all those hiding and those yet to drop by.

You okay RW?
Sounds like you might need something to make you smile this morning.

Only two days until the weekend girls ^_^

Anonymous said...

Hi PP!

Well it is a 4-day week after all, unless you're in Scotland and you don't get Easter Monday off as a Bank Holiday. I woke up and was pleasantly surprised to remember that it's actually Thursday today, yay!

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

Mayo,

Good morning to you. I have no idea how to look at this one.

I never got bullied on the playground. I was off on the swingset trying to swing high enough to see over this building. It was a daily endeavor. Up and down I went, legs kicking in and out, and I got higher and higher.

It was just me there. I didn't involve myself in other things. I liked the swing.

It was so much bigger than me.

Maybe they should take merry-go-rounds off playgrounds?

Again, I'm sorry for the things that have happened. I wish it had been different.

See you later Mayo.

Pickled Possum said...

OMFreakingG!!!

O_O

O_O

O_O

1am in the morning here and a large painting on the wall just fell off on to the floor!!!!

And just when I was about to say hi to the vampireinfolol anon.

Spooky.

Oh, yeah, hi anon!

*goes to tend to cat on the ceiling*

*jitter*

*jitter*

*shake*

'Night all.

Pickled Possum said...

*pokes head in*

It was a good surprise indeed Kass ^_^

*waves at Mustard*

*goes back to deal with feline problem*

Anonymous said...

SS!

Dude. Went and posted that ingenous bit of musical creativeness after my ass went to bed!

Lyrically, the song rules, and I see where you're going.

During the struggle
They will pull us down
But please, please
Let's use this chance
To turn things around

And tonight
We can truly say
Together we're invincible


It's my favorite part.

But, damn the instrumentation on that one. It's epic. The drum part gives the feeling of a battle, a soldier's march. They have all of these, what I refer to as, "angelic sounds."

It's peaceful until the second verse, then it's adament that you get your shit taken care of. The music: Do it for yourself, do it for your soldiers in arms.

Then the bridge. The bridge, dude! Never in my life. And watching the video of it blows my mind. And the whinnying horse? Wow. It's so climactic there. The whole song screams impowerment.

So, I thank you for posting it. You totally killed two birds with one stone, and I thank you.

I hope you have a good day. Maybe there's something we can give you in return.

See you later, buddy.

Smoke said...

So, I guess we're all wearing capes, and our tighty-whities on the outside now o_O

Uh-oh.


Mayo,

Good to see you. Not sure what I think about this yet. Hell, I'm never sure what I think about your posts. If only I could put into words what I think about sometimes. I just....can't.

Now, after a few months in circulation, it is impossible to determine that they are counterfeit. They all spend the same, right?

This part has got me to thinking and that's a scary thing, Mayo.


Well, I am off.

You and me both.

Have a good one, Mayo!


SS!!!

You know I gots to yell loud at you today. You are like the glue that holds us together. You never asked for that job and I know it's not your responsibility. I just thank you for still believing in us. There just aren't enough words.

BlogBelieve,

Let's make it a great day, okay? See you all later on!

XOXO,
S&V20

Anonymous said...

Have a good day, everyone.

See you all later. :)

Anonymous said...

Mayo, it sounds like you are describing the SUMMER OF SHARPIE LOVE 2007 to me. And I wouldn't call those ice cream concessions exactly cheap.

Kassiopeia said...

"But, I was not alone. I managed to attract quite a malignant clutch."

Not a particularly nice thing to call your bride!

Fimble Star said...
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Fimble Star said...

Morning,
Mayo, thank you for the new post. i hope that you are not off for good, and i see your PS. if it was meant to be then i hope he see's it, if it is an error then welcome to the club mate.

SS
i have taught myself in life that to smile will make or at least try and make the hurt and pain go away. i have come to realise over the last week that it wont. so for now i will not tell you to smile when i cant do it myself.

i just wanted to let you know, your kind post on your page and the video you showed us made me happy. so today, i will hold onto the image of the video and your words. thank you SS for changing my day around just that little bit.


goodmorning everybody. i really do hope you have a lovely thursday.
bye bye
xxx


i am off to class in a while because yes i did go to bed early. but thank you for a least thinking of me. unfortunatly i dont amount to much, do I?

Smoke said...

unfortunatly i dont amount to much, do I?

Don't you ever type that out again. You hear me? Do I need to yell at you, too?

You have no idea what you mean to us, Fimble.

Anonymous said...

Fimble,

Shut the fuck up. Don't amount to much? Yes, you do, and you won't ever think that again, okay?

I dropped by your house. If you need to talk, you know where you can.

Smoke said...

Hold her down and let me smack her, Mustard. ^_^

I don't wanna work! But I gotta!

BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Smoke said...

Okay, be back later peeps.

Anonymous said...

your welcome mayo :) i miss you

Anonymous said...

OK I cried when I listened to that song. It highlighted how it's human nature to turn against each other and destroy ourselves and each other. I get the sinking feeling these were your parting words to us. I don't blame you for having enough of this and they are the best words you could have left us with. I'm sure you appreciate the amazing musical content of this beautiful song. If you are like a lot of people you don't like goodbyes which is why you probably just posted and ran. Thank you for everything. You really do see something special in us don't you? Some of us know the truth and will remember your kind words and actions forever.


Follow through
Make your dreams come true
Don't give up the fight
You will be alright
Cause there's no one like you in the universe

Don't be afraid
What your mind consumes
You should make a stand
Stand up for what you believe
And tonight
We can truly say
Together we're invincible

During the struggle
They will pull us down
But please, please
Lets use this chance
To turn things around
And tonight
We can truly say
Together we're invincible

Do it on your own
It makes no difference to me
What you leave behind
What you choose to be
And whatever they say
Your souls unbreakable


During the struggle
They will pull us down
But please, please
Let use this chance
To turn things around

And tonight
We can truly say
Together we're invincible

Together we're invincible

During the struggle
They will pull us down
Please, please
Let use this chance
To turn things around
And tonight
We can truly say
Together we're invincible

Together we're invincible

Anonymous said...

I think the person Mayo said "Thank you." to would have proper grammer and punctuation skills.

Anonymous said...

Grammar. Ironic.

Anonymous said...

Fim WTF?? Am I gonna have to beat that ass??? ILU fim and don't you meffing forget it.

Thanks. Fore posting those lyrics Splash. And again SS thank you. Again I was listening to Muse in the car.

You know how it is when you are at work and you can't wait till you're done, solely because you want to hear a song again?
This is going to be the Springtime of Muse for me.

Well my break is over. Back to doing the work of
Two people.

Anonymous said...

The anon last night who said that Kapu was only saying Sorry to Mayo, to get his attention and told her to back off.....was Mayo. The timing fits. It is or WAS his way of saying Fuck Off because he figured her out.

Then the anon last night calling Mayo and SS out while Mayo was on....was Carrie.

And I am just someone who happens to be 'in the know' as they say. :)

Carrie said...

I have had a spider riding around underneath my shirt all morning, now I have the heebie jeebies. I managed to peel my shirt off and shake him to the floor, but it can't be coaxed out from underneath the bathroom vanity so I can put it outside. I think its name is Fred, I feel I should name it since we've spent so much time together.

Carrie said...

and no, I have not anoned since the whole thing the other night, and I won't ever again.

Anonymous said...

Hi Carrie & Anon!

Surely the only way you could "know" both those things for sure would be if you were both Carrie and Mayo?!

Blog mystery solved and if it wasn't for those pesky kids, etc...

Kass must get out more.

Carrie said...

Hi Kass!

Anonymous said...

Hey,

Since it's a painfully slow day today, I thought I'd treat you to one of my favourite comedy episodes ever.

For anyone who ever had cold feet over getting married

Anonymous said...

You know anon I really don't believe Mayo would do that. I don't get why you are trying to ruin something nice but as long as we don't believe. You it is not goinh to work. Mayo gets frustrated and annoyed like the rest of us bu I don't believe he is mean. So I guess you are goingto continue with this, but you are wasting your time Mayo and I are okay.

Splash if you are around, can you post the lyrics to Stockholm Syndrome? I want to sing it in my head. :D. Hey bold your best parts! I wanna know! Maybe later we can dissect it together. :D

Anonymous said...

Stockholm Syndrome

I won't stand in your way
let your hatred grow
and she'll scream
and she'll shout
and she'll pray
and she had a name
yeah she had a name

and I won't hold you back
let your anger rise
and we'll fly
and we'll fall
and we'll burn
no one will recall
no one will recall

this is the last time I'll abandon you
and this is the last time I'll forget you
I wish I could

look to the stars
let hope burn in your eyes
and we'll love
and we'll hope
and we'll die
all to no avail
all to no avail

this is the last time I'll abandon you
and this is the last time I'll forget you
I wish I could

this is the last time I'll abandon you
and this is the last time I'll forget you
I wish I could
I wish I could

Anonymous said...

Perfect timing I suppose!

Hello Carrie and Kass. :)


I won't stand in your way
Let your hatred grow
and she'll scream and she'll shout and she'll cry
and she had a name, yes she had a name

And I wont hold you back
let your anger rise
and we'll fly and we'll fall and we'll burn
no one will recall, no one will recall

This is the last time I'll abandon you
And this is
The last time I'll forget you
I wish I could

Look to the stars
Let hope burn in your eyes
And we'll love and we'll hope and we'll die
All to no avail, all to no avail

This is the last time I'll abandon you
And this is
The last time I'll forget you
I wish I could

This is the last time I'll abandon you
And this is
The last time I'll forget you
I wish I could

I wish I could


Well, it's kinda hard to bold the music.

-the bass part, bum-bahdah-dum bah-bahdah-dum bumbumbumbum (You can plainly tell that this is hard to type out), in the intro

-the falsetto voice Matt has I think really shines on this one. "And she'll scream, and she'll shout, and she'll cry....your anger rise"

-Most favorite part though is the transition between the verse and chorus(1:21-1:29). The "power chords," not really sure if it is one, 'cause I suck at chording, but anyway. Then when it hits the chorus at 1:30, the piano in the background along with the psychedelic keyboard effects(sounds like one anyway), then leading into a layered vocal on "abandon you" and "forget you" at 1:36 and 1:55, respectively. That's my most favorite part.

-2:00-2:07 transition

Anonymous said...

Anonymous:

I'm sorry for reposting! I didn't see that you had posted them. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh wow I know the exact parts that you mean! I was going to write that, the chords right before the transition, can't put into word without hearing it, but there is a break in the rhythm befor iit let's loose again. And then the piano and layered vocals on "abandon" give me the chicken skin!

Meantime I am extubating a dog while Asscrack here crowds me, totally bent over, smelling really rank today and breathing all heavy. I kid you not, sounds like Darth Vader, and is steaming up the windows. God help me.

Anonymous said...

Kapunua:

You're going to want to listen to this.

It's not The Animals, but it's totally Muse.

Anonymous said...

Meantime I am masterbating a dog.....


Awwwwwwkkkkwarddd

Carrie said...

Hey Mustard, thanks for the Muse mentions, I've been checking out their stuff on Youtube. I had only heard one song before, but I really like everything I've listened to. And Kass, that show was hilarious.

Anonymous said...

anon said...And I am just someone who happens to be 'in the know' as they say. :)


hahaha, please... In the know? The only thing you know is that youre a retard.

farawaysoclose said...

Anonymous said...
Mayo, it sounds like you are describing the SUMMER OF SHARPIE LOVE 2007 to me. And I wouldn't call those ice cream concessions exactly cheap.


anon if mayo posted this back at the beginning of this blog last sept, when we thought mayo might be G Way, then i would say damn good interpretation!!

project revolution

oh such shit memories!!!!

Kassiopeia said...
"But, I was not alone. I managed to attract quite a malignant clutch."

Not a particularly nice thing to call your bride!


kass you bad girl!!

and no time to watch your clip kass but i love peep show!!





but hey things change an

farawaysoclose said...

but hey things change an

sorry i was all set for a ramble at just couldn't be arsed and .....

Anonymous said...

want some help K??

farawaysoclose said...

EDIT

and


Meantime I am extubating a dog while Asscrack here crowds me, totally bent over, smelling really rank today and breathing all heavy. I kid you not, sounds like Darth Vader, and is steaming up the windows. God help me.

K that sounds like hell!!!


can't stay just popping in.

bye for now!

Anonymous said...

Hey FASC!

Carrie:
I really could go on and on about these dudes. They're so fresh and their attention to detail amazes me. Not to mention their sheer genius.

Honestly, I really wish I had known there were more than just a handful of Muse fans here, or we could have shared our stuff a long time ago. :)

Anonymous said...

Hi Mustard & FASC!

I know you'll be excited to know that Projekt Revolution is coming to the UK, but no MCR or MSI, we get Jay-Z instead - a man with a face like an arse and a grasp of feminism best described as "weak", although at least he's never pretended otherwise.

On the subject of Muse, I quite liked the Absolution(?) album, but singer's voice will annoy me in large doses, just as Thom Yorke's whining always does. I know, I know, such heresy!

I am off home, have a sweet night.

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

Shun, the non-believer! Shun! ;)

By Kass! Have a good evening.

Anonymous said...

Hiya FASC! Hey Kass I want you to know, you always make me laugh and think. Good combo.

Splash, what a taese, I can'tM listen till after work!

God hey. If I could borrow your smiting power for a minute or two...?

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Mayo, just a quickie.

* fnarr, fnarr *



May I give you a round of applause, your post ... ah, what can I say, pure perfection.

Bravo? Brava? ... Whatever.

You made me laugh out loud, I never thought you would do it. I'm just so sorry that you felt down enough to say it.

The only consolation is that when the wound goes down to the bone it heals cleanly. Yes?


I'm sorry you have to see this.


* currently listening to ' Ashamed ' by Muse *

Anonymous said...

Aw, you sweet, sweet liar.
You're not hard to read, you know.

gnothi seauton said...

Who me? Or Mayo?

* is confused *

Anonymous said...

Oh, no, not you or Mayo.
Sorry to confuse ya.

gnothi seauton said...

Phew!


Okay, nice to see you Entropy but I must fly, food does not cook itself. Take care sugar.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I think the person Mayo said "Thank you." to would have proper grammer and punctuation skills.



Enlighten us then, who was his 'thank you' to? How do you know this person doesn't have 'proper' grammar and punctuation skills? It seems to me you are being a tad presumptious.

Anonymous said...

I agree. Are you saying that Mayo is precluded from expressing gratitude to someone who may have helped him in some way just because this person, I don't know..perhaps sometimes struggles with the concept of aspostrophes...
(personally and for the record, I find that a very endearing trait)

Such idiocy never ceases to amaze me, coupled with the fact you couldn't spell grammar correctly yourself, highlights your ignorance more effectively than I ever could.

Anonymous said...

Snap.

O_O

Guess what I bought today?

Muse!

YAY!

I love new cd's! ok be back later

Anonymous said...

2 converts down!

How many to go?!?!

Smoke said...

MUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTTTAAAAAAARDDD!

farawaysoclose said...

hi guys!!!

how goes it??

Anonymous said...

AHHHHHHHHH!

PEOPLE!


Hey, Smoke! Hey, FASC!

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:46

I like you already ^_^

Hey everyone. Hi Smokie, mustard, Faraway.

farawaysoclose said...

hi mustard and princess!!!

it's 20.35 here 2 kids in bed so that's almost a result!!

Smoke said...

Hello! Hello!

Anonymous said...

Hello to all!

Anonymous said...

Good afternoon Mayonaise. I hope you're okay. Guess what? I found a Nintendo Wii for 99 cents on Ebay. Completely legitimate auction too. I'm hoping to get it as a birthday present :)

farawaysoclose said...

hello hello hello!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi guys, how are we doing today?

farawaysoclose said...

hi BC!

you ok?

gnothi seauton said...

Good evening Mayo.
Good evening All.


How are you all?

Smoke said...

Hey GS!

Anonymous said...

I'm okay Faraway, just feeling a bit giddy. How are you love?

SC, I read your comment last night after when I went to bed. Once again, thank you. It means a lot.

gnothi seauton said...

Hello Princess, how ya doin' ?

farawaysoclose said...

hi GS!!!!

BC giddy isn't nice.

and it's always lovely reading SC. i love how she interprets mayo.

Anonymous said...

Good evening GS. I'm feeling peachy and happy. How about yourself?

Anonymous said...

Faraway, giddy to me IS nice because it means I'm feeling very happy. Notice the huge smile below:

^_________^

farawaysoclose said...

oh i took giddy as meaning feeling faint!

so that's Ok, i'm glad you are feeling giddy!!

is giddy an american word??

gnothi seauton said...

Hi BC, FASC.

I'm well thanks, I've had a good day.

When does the auction close BC?

farawaysoclose said...

you enjoying your hollibobs GS??!!!

does your daughter have A levels coming up??

Anonymous said...

Ha ha, that's okay Faraway. Giddy is just a term when you're feeling really overexcited or happy about something.

GS, the auction ends in an hour. I'm keeping my eye on it because it's really really difficult finding a Wii at most stores nowadays.

gnothi seauton said...

Hollibobs? Love it, I'm going to always use that now!!

I say Wellibob's for wellingtons :)

I've spent most of the week holed up at home, I'm having some work done on the house so I've got to hang around a bit.

But next week will be a lot easier and I've got a nice day out planned.

does your daughter have A levels coming up??

Yep, coursework until May, then study leave , then exams and then that's it, all over. ARRRGGGHHH!!!


BC - I'll cross everything for you, it will be great if you get it :)

ergoproxy said...

good morning all

aaaah nice to see Muse are slowly taking over the world! One blogmember at a time!

I always knew they would. hehe

I'm hoping to either win or get the live DVD for mother's day _ best bit about kids- extra presest day!


OH Matts voice is unique kass but it changes each song, and live .....indescribible (that is spely incorrectly isn't it - too early)

they also sang "Feeling Good" at my concert (you know Michael Buble sang) - oh WOW!


anyhoo hello everyone!

Anonymous said...

Aw thank you GS. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

Anonymous said...

Good morning Ergo

ergoproxy said...

haha I cannot even spell 'spelt' correctly! haha

Anonymous said...

Hey, GS! Hey, Ergo! Hey, BC!

Haven't spoken with you all yet.

farawaysoclose said...

hollibobs is a great word GS!!

i feel stressed for your daughter......i remember it all too well!!

BC sorry what are you getting on auction??

hello ergo!!

Anonymous said...

Hi mustard. How are you? Faraway, I'm bidding on a Nintendo Wii. I'm hoping to win it *keeps more fingers crossed*

Anonymous said...

I'm doing well, thank you. :)

Anonymous said...

Mustard, that's good :)

I'll see you guys in a bit. Take care.

ergoproxy said...

HI BC Hi Mustard Hi GS Hi FASC

hope you're all well

I have coffee now :)

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Ergo and Mustard.

Yes, FASC, stress city. This will probably be her last relaxing holiday.

Ergo and Mustard - do you have Hullabaloo? I seem to be the only person I know who has it.

ergoproxy said...

GS what is hullaballoo? It's a concert? We don't have it here, or not by that name.

Anonymous said...

Nah, I don't have the entire album because I can't find the fucking thing in stores. They didn't stop pressing (I really need to refrain from using vinyl related words) them, did they? I can't find it.

I do have "Citizen Erased" though. I could get the rest digitally if I wanted to, but I freakin' hate buying digital.

Bellatrix said...

Ciao guys!

How've you all been?

gnothi seauton said...

Ergo - Hullabaloo is an album by Muse, all B-sides and a live recording.

Mustard - I've just checked out Amazon and they've got a lot of copies.

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Bella.

farawaysoclose said...

cool BC good luck!!

GS i know it's so hard and hey life just gets shitter!! don't tell her that though!!

gotta fly now beautiful friends!!

night night. catch some of you tomorrow!!

mayo and SS fond farewells, take care and see you (not literally obviously) tomorrow!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, Bella!


GS:
I may have to check that out. I'd like to have it.

Bellatrix said...

Hello to you gnothi!
*HUG*

farawaysoclose said...

hi/bye bella!!
like ships that pass in the night!!

Bellatrix said...

Hi and bye faraway!Take care!
*HUG*

Hi mustard!
*HUG*

Anonymous said...

Bye, FASC! See you tomorrow!

ergoproxy said...

hello Bella!


Oh it's an album!
No I don't think it got released here, the one album I'm missing is Origin of Symmetry, I just never bought it, now I can't faind it.

Do you know in the movie 12 Monkeys by Terry Gilliam, with Bruce Willis there are MUSE posters on the walls in the street!

Bellatrix said...

Hello ergo!
*HUG*

ergoproxy said...

I must have another look today I will be in town and able to check the 2 music stores we have - otherwise I may go to Amazon/ eBay.

My problem is a lot of 'less popular' stuff isn't stocked, one store is good as the guy who runs it is an old muso - he knows nearly everything!

ergoproxy said...

Bye FASC take care and have a great day/night/day

Anonymous said...

Hi everyone *waves*

Hope everyone is hunky dory today.

It's almost the weekend.

Mayo, a very, very interesting post.

SS, thank you. I was totally moved by your gift. Perfect choice. We do hear you and we do understand.

ergoproxy said...

Now a random question - has anyone else seen the kids show "Metal Mickey"? That Mike Dolenz from the Monkees produced.
I saw a doco on the Monkees last night and just remembered the show, it only ran once year 20 + years a go maybe, I think it was a UK production

gnothi seauton said...

Night FASC - have a great new tomorrow.

Mustard - if you get the chance to , get it, great album.

Ergo - I was talking to my daughter about your snake incident. She was all like " so there's a snake in her kitchen yet she's still typing to you lot. I would have been freaking out of there, is she mad?! "

My daughter, straight to the point, cuts to the chase :)

So I was explaining that movement could have irritated it and she said " that's when you run really quickly ".

She cracks me up.

gnothi seauton said...

Yes, I used to watch Metal Mickey. God, that takes me back.

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Lucylu.

Sorry, a bit late :S


And sorry also to SS, I keep forgetting to say thank you :\

Bellatrix said...

We are talking of Muse, I see.
I love them. They’re a great band.

Hey, check this out.
The bassist here is simply phenomenal!

Hey lucy!
*HUG*

ergoproxy said...

haha GS I can see why your daughter would think that but let her know that we are used to snakes (and they don't scare me) and it went under the fridge so I needed to know where it was and if it moved.I wasn't really close but it was in sight.
They don't really ever attack unless you annoy them ,they'd rather hide.


I used to love Metal Mickey! It was so long ago they should repeat it.

ergoproxy said...

Hi Lucy!

gnothi seauton said...

Thanks for that Bella, Chris is the bomb.

Ergo - I don't think she would entertain the idea that they are more afraid.

And from what I remember Metal Mickey had a very wicked sense of humour. They should re-run it, yes.

ergoproxy said...

Ok I'm off have to love and leave the lovelies

Off to the school gym then in to help my friend with uni again.

Have a great evening and I'll be back later.

at least my decision on what to wear was easy- Muse tour shirt , Black with the Invincible single cover artwork on it.
The cosmic lovers!

take care all bye!

Bellatrix said...

Bye ergo!

Right guys, my time is running out. ;D
I have to go as well.

Take care everyone. See you tomorrow!
Love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*

gnothi seauton said...

Bye Ergo.

Good night Bella.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, how's it going?

Splash, I just listened to that cover version and it was good, I like the vocals a lot! You have to know, House Of The Rising Sun is one of my favorite songs ever. They did a good job.

S(S)S, I also listened to and watched the clip you posted. Wow, so intense, and awesome message too. Thank you for that. I guess it makes you feel badly to see what has happened here recently. I want you to know, however, that as far as really mean people are concerned, their words don't mean anything to me. I know that they definitely hurt some others and that bugs me, but I have as thick a skin as I always claim to.

I know you must feel responsible for this blog in some way, and I wish you didn't. I miss the days when you could pop on and hang out. Now everyone seems to have something to say about it.

The same goes for Mayo. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

But I hope you still do.

Well, back to listening to Muse!

Chat tonight, you guys?

Anonymous said...

Uhhhh, YEAH! ^_^

Anonymous said...

Bleeding Chaos said...

Good afternoon Mayonaise. I hope you're okay. Guess what? I found a Nintendo Wii for 99 cents on Ebay. Completely legitimate auction too. I'm hoping to get it as a birthday present :)




i think you purposely make yourself look dumb

Anonymous said...

Hello?

Want me to continue? 'Cause I will. Okay, I'm continuing.

Is there anybody in there?

Yes? No? Okay. One more line.

Just nod if you can hear me.

anima said...

Mayo, how do you do it? I swear you always amaze me. Not to blow smoke up your ass, but damn son, you are good.

I really think I have this one. Or at least in my own mind. Which is cool. Right?

Sounds like a fucked up time, but as you said, 'it feels different now'... so hopefully things have changed. Or at least you have found some peace or resolution to the events you faced.

Thank you for sharing this with us.

....

SS, what can I say? You are awesome. :) Thank you. *tips hat*

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Anima.

This post was classic, was it not.

anima said...

Hiya GS, you are right...so classic. It sounded a little fucked up, but yet it felt hopeful/humbled/thankful...can explain exactly.

Anonymous said...

I have a question for everyone. Mayo, as always, you are invited to answer too, even though it pertains to you. Oh hell, maybe you'll like a question that pertains to you. And if you really do have an answer, you mustn't be shy.

What is your favorite post that Mayo has ever made and why?

You can list more than one, actually.

My favorite post is the one for Trisky, and the "why" is obvious. none of my other friends did something like that--not that they were required ore expected to. Which is also what made it meaningful to me.

Aesthetically, my favorite post so far is Pendulum.
I like it because it made me think of Poe, Lovecraft, Peter Pan, and also of Mayo macking out with himself. (Just playing with you Mayo.) Well, I like Mayo's very dark sensibility sometimes and that's part of why I chose this one.

I like The Sincerest Form Of Flattery for the poem "Seasonal Affect" because I liked that poem a lot.

I also totally love the one where Mayo posted the Gerald Stern poem "I Pity The Wind."

Those are the ones I like best without going too far back. How about everyone else?

anima said...

*can't

Anonymous said...

I can ease your pain, get you on your feet again.

Relax. I need some information first.

Just the basic facts: Can you show me where it hurts?

Anonymous said...

I didn't get a hopeful vibe at all.


I got one that was sick of the same shit, mixed with some failure and disappointment, and a sense of uncontrollability.

It may feel different, just like it always does, but it's still there and it hardly ever goes the fuck away.

anima said...

K, I think I'm gonna have to give this one some thought. :)

Anonymous said...

Take your time, Anima.

Splash, I'm with you. I took "feels different now" to mean that it pertains to the blog, and not in a good way. It didn't feel hopeful to me, but sad.

It's all interpretation. ^_^

anima said...

"I got one that was sick of the same shit, mixed with some failure and disappointment, and a sense of uncontrollability."

So did I. But because he reflected back on it and acknowledged it, it made me feel like he was getting somewhere with it all. Him saying "it feels different" is what changed it for me. Relevant, always...everything we go through is relevant; even the shitty ass times.

His p.s. also lightened it up for me. :)

But I agree, the post itself, sounded really 'effed.

anima said...

Relevant to blog too. We all know blog reflects life. ;)

anima said...

Or maybe I'm just feeling optimistic today.

K, I think I'm going to have a gander. I have to keep myself from reading the comments. ^_^

gnothi seauton said...

This is one pissed off post.

Anonymous said...

Ooo, fun. Okay, here I go.

Construction paper world.
"The gravity of a book, a wise old woman, a tale told in three verses and a chorus repeated twice, the advice of those who know infinitely so much more, and the unexpected bit of hope that arrives when you say I love you."

Out of context.:
Our mechanical walls shield us from intrusion, but we are still left feeling the stick, hopeful that the slip remains undetected. And you are right; there is always more to it than the bright lights and poor judgment...set the dial to allow just enough to filter past to maintain focus. Does this mean we are blind? No, but sometimes we are caught off guard.

Give them just enough so they don't ask anymore damn questions.

Do not surrender your ears.
The emotion in this one got me. Nothing in particular, but so many times Mayo speaks in generalities, and to me, this one didn't. I felt what he was trying to say.

Chasing wells and long ago fairy tales. Just for fun.
'Cause that shit is powerful, and scary, and deadly.

It's all smoke and mirrors when it hits the back of my throat.
I always liked it and thought it was a prime example of the ass you were, good sir. ;)

But, I think above all, this one has been my favorite. It's the one that I've related the most to, not that I've not related to the others in any way. But, overall, I get it.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I liked Lucid Transaction, too! Nice choices.

sdock10 said...

Hey Guys,

Guess what? It smells like balls in my house.*


How are ya'll today?

As far as Mayo's posts go, I couldn't pick faves. They all have made me look at myself and different aspects of my life and personality. I love them all for different reasons.





*sausage balls

Anonymous said...

Told you that you two would make a mess. ;)


Sdock, do you ♥ Mayo and his posts like I do? 'Cause you're right. They've showed us a lot.

Smoke said...

Do you know how many balls I ate? OMG? Do you know?

Not as many as Solly dropped on the floor. O_O

Anonymous said...

You guys are ball-eaters. Just saying.

sdock10 said...

Are you kidding me?

Everyone, especially Mayo, knows that I ♥ Mayo and all his posts. This blog has shown me sides of myself that I thought I had buried long ago....and they're not all bad things. I have realized that I have some good things in there too.

Thank you, Mayo.

Thank you, Mustard for being my rope buddy.

Anonymous said...

Which of course makes me think of Jay and Silent Bob.

YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS! Oh my god, how did that whole rant go? It was hilarious. I love Jason Mewes.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

You totally licked the ones I dropped on the floor and then ate them.

She ate like a ton of balls.

sdock10 said...

Jules,

We did that weird thing again...where we post at the same time and sorta mention the same thing.

Licking balls....what are the fucking odds?

Smoke said...

I did no such thing. I totally thought about it for a sec though.

I ♥ Jay and Silent Bob. OMG, that makes me wanna watch Clerks. ^_^

Anonymous said...

I need to thank you.

Pretty sure I don't know what I'd be doing now. It was nice to actually find someone who gets this shit.

sdock10 said...

I have never seen Clerks.

Smoke said...

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

Gahhhh! Solly, you gotta watch Clerks and Clerks II. GOTTA!

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

We get something...I'm just never entirely sure what it is.

I think we feel something all the fucking time...that rocks our world for sure.

Even when we're numb, we're feeling it.

Feel me?

Smoke said...

I think my favorite changes every single day. Like all the damn time. Depends on my mood.

Mayo is like all those moods, all those personalities, all those different feelings.

Your in my head, Mayo. All in my head. O_O

Smoke said...

Funny thing is, half the time, I don't get you.

And I don't get me half the time either!

Jesus! I ate toooo many balls!

Anonymous said...

Okay, just as long as we get something, I'm cool.

Even if we don't know what it is.

:)

gnothi seauton said...

I'm heading out everyone.

Good night All.
Good night Mayo.


TTFN

Smoke said...

Night GS!

Anonymous said...

Bye, GS! See you later! And don't get that last copy!!! ;)

Smoke said...

Ooooh! I was #369!

3-6-9 the goose drank wine!

Anonymous said...

Solly, you and I are ont he same wave a lot of the time. Just so happens that tonight, that wave is, well, balls.

Princess:


Your in my head, Mayo. All in my head. O_O


IM IN UR HEDZ BEIN ALL CRIPTIK.

We so need a Mayo macro.

Anonymous said...

3-6-9 DAMN SHE FINE!

Go, Splash! ^_____^

Anonymous said...

I can't believe it's over
I watched the whole thing fall
And I never saw the writing that was on the wall
If I'd only knew
The days were slipping past
That the good things never last
That you were crying

Summer turned to winter
And the snow it turned to rain
And the rain turned into tears upon your face
I hardly recognized the person you are today
And god I hope it's not too late
It's not too late
'Cause you are not alone
I'm always there with you
And we'll get lost together
Till the light comes pouring through
'Cause when you feel like you're done
And the darkness has won
Babe, you're not lost
When your worlds crashing down
And you can't bear the thought
I said, babe, you're not lost

Life can show no mercy
It can tear your soul apart
It can make you feel like you've gone crazy
But you're not
Things have seem to changed
There's one thing that's still the same
In my heart you have remained
And we can fly fly fly away

'Cause you are not alone
And I am there with you
And we'll get lost together
Till the light comes pouring through
'Cause when you feel like you're done
And the darkness has won
Babe, you're not lost
When the worlds crashing down
And you can not bear the cross
I said, baby, you're not lost

Dedicated to YOU and you and you and you and you and you.

Anonymous said...

Oh I'm sorry: Goodnight, GS!

Smoke said...

He's got big balls.

She's got big balls.

They've got big balls.

But we've got the biggest balls of them all!


Kapunua,

Ain't that the truth! Like 'click' okay, decipher this shit, please!

Bam! Decryptified Mayo! ^_^

sdock10 said...

What's for supper? I am full of balls...I need something more filling.


Muhahaha, I crack myself up.

Anonymous said...

Anon, you made me feel a little queasy with that, damn. The whole "it's over" theme is not cool. What's up with that? Don't be Mayo, okay?

Anonymous said...

DA MONKEY CHEWED TOBACCAH ON A STREET CAR LINE!

DA LINE BROKE, AND DA MONKEY GOT CHOKED AND THEY ALL WENT TO HEAVEN IN A LITTLE ROW BOAT!

FROM DA WINDOW!!!!!!!!!

sdock10 said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I like CRYPTIFIED MAYO!

Smoke said...

MUSTARD!

LHM loves for me to sing that. ^_^

sdock10 said...

Awwwh, Mayo says we are having "Death Warmed Over" for supper tonight!


Dude, not leftovers again.



Muhahhaahha, I should have my own show on Cable TV!!

Smoke said...

I like cryptified Mayo, too. I also like to know what the hell cryptified Mayo means sometimes.

Guess that defeats the purpose of being all cryptified and shit, right?

Oh well....

Anonymous said...

TO DA WALL!! :D

You just totally made me think how hilarious it would be if you changed the words from that song into jumprope rhymes. I think it would be better, actually.

Cool, I just googled that song and it's Michael Buble. Mayo doesn't strike me as a Buble kinda dude. So anon, what's your story then?

Smoke said...

Mayo,

You want some balls? I'm sure Sdock has a few left. ^_^

Eat'em damn you! I don't bake shit* for just anyone ya know!








*promise it's not for real baked shit

Anonymous said...

Yes, more, how do you say, kid friendly? ;)

Anonymous said...

Woman-friendly would be nice. It's a shame that's such an awesome sounding song because the lyrics are so hateful.

But like Kass pointed out this morning, at least they never pretended to be anything but misogynists. You'd never catch them being all "I ARE A FEMINIST!!!" You know where you stand.

Awesome mix though.

Anyone wanna AIM about now?

sdock10 said...

I do not have plenty of balls because you ate them all, Smoke.

And besides it's for a bake sale tomorrow, so if Mayo wants some he will have to pay for the balls.

Smoke said...

Okay, I'll be back in about twenty minutes....

Just wait here and don't touch anything.

Anonymous said...

*starts playing with all of Smoke's shit*

Don't go down that gutter. No. Come the fuck back. I SAID DON'T GO DOWN THERE!

sister midnite said...

BLOO!!

Just saying hi, I can't stay. :(
I wanna have Bloggie-time, dammit!!!

Hope you're all doing OK, talk to you soon(-ish)! ::HUGZ::

sdock10 said...

What?

Who the hell are you talking to?

Golly gee marbles! You have lost all yours.

Anonymous said...

SISTER M NIGHT SHAMALLAMA!!!

Where've you been?!?!

sdock10 said...

Ahh, Come on....the gutter's fine.

*waves to Nikki*

Hi Nik@Nite!!

sdock10 said...

la la la la

I made a Muse CD today!

Anonymous said...

3 converts!

sdock10 said...

And I am totally loving that One Republic song too!


...just sharing

sdock10 said...

yep yep

sdock10 said...

Stop and stare!!!!!

...music rocks my socks

sdock10 said...

can i

Anonymous said...

win

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