Thursday, March 27, 2008

DEATH WARMED OVER

or, my life…spent.

That last revolution left me dazed. The same scenery flashed and repeated in an orbital rhythm. My environment moved too quickly for me to identify solid form and everything around me slurred into a meander. Each day turned from brief respite into swift departure. I felt my gut at my feet and my head in a fog.

Towards the end, I heeled my words into the ground in a desperate attempt to persuade the fucking thing to stop. I hung on. My knees were raw from fighting the spin and the tops of my shoes were caked with the filth that surrounded my craft. Finally, I let go.

I was spun out, stopped; a playground massacre.

What a sight, covered in dust and dirt, sweat and blood. But, I was not alone. I managed to attract quite a malignant clutch. And while I lay there, words were unwound and lifted from their purpose by nasty little hands and then, repeatedly passed along, shoved into pockets, and spent on cheap ice cream concessions.

Now, after a few months in circulation, it is impossible to determine that they are counterfeit. They all spend the same, right?

I wrote that a while ago. It feels different to me now. Different, but still...relevant. Well, I am off.









p.s. I am at a distance; you are in proximity…but here, we maintain satellite and If you sspirit through here, “Thank you.”

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Anonymous said...

I just went to SS's blog...and it's completely BLANK!

Hope this is his April Fool's joke...

Anon616 said...

Ohhhh.....come on Elena!

I'll turn it down all the way to ONE for you.....

Look, Kelly Rippa did it!

Bull Riding in The Big Easy

Well, she rides the bull someWHERE in that one! ;)

elena said...

I'm so restless tongiht. I can't understand this feeling. Do you ever just want to scream at the top of your lungs for no reason? Want to run until you can't go any further? That's how I feel.

I wanna fly but I know I'll never get off the ground. Life is passing me by.

Anon616 said...

Anonymous said...
I just went to SS's blog...and it's completely BLANK!

Hope this is his April Fool's joke...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Uh-Oh!

Maybe we special x-ray glasses to see it now.

I wonder where we can get those!

SS: Are you "fooling" with us?

Anonymous said...

Anon, I'm gonna go check. Wendy, ha ha

elena said...

Oh SS you little bugger. That's a good one!!!!!!

Anon616 said...

Elena said...
I'm so restless tongiht. I can't understand this feeling. Do you ever just want to scream at the top of your lungs for no reason? Want to run until you can't go any further? That's how I feel.

I wanna fly but I know I'll never get off the ground. Life is passing me by.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elena: Yes, I have felt that way, love *big hug*

Life is NOT passing you by, though!
Perhaps LIFE has been waiting for you to catch up to it.....
and NOW is the time....

Anonymous said...

I went to SS's blog and his postings is still there, he just made them "invisible"

Ha ha SS, you silly ;p

Anon616 said...

Elena said...
Oh SS you little bugger. That's a good one!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Maybe he's trying to tell us he likes riding in the dark!










(riding mechanical bulls of course!)

Anonymous said...

YEEEHAAAAAAAAAR

I've ridden a mechanical bull and boy is it fun!!

theough the guys rode it so long that they were rubbed raw on teh beee-hinds!

Anonymous said...

SS, I told you you were a clever bunny.

And a sneaky little bastard, too. ;)

Do you know Elena called me and woke me up to look at your joke.

It was worth it, though! Thanks...I think...

J

Anonymous said...

Hee hee

Anon616 said...

Yikes! We're forgetting to say:

HI SS (if you're still around)!!!!

How are you?
Happy, healthy and feeling the love, I hope!

Planning lots of April Fools jokes, are ya? :))

Anonymous said...

OH SS YOU SNEAK!!!!

I love you!!!

how fabulous!

(OK I've had a bit of scothch)

Anon616 said...

Ergo and J !!!!

*pounce tackle hug smooch*

elena said...

See what you did SS?

Make me wake up people to enjoy your work.

Anonymous said...

Hi ergo, J

elena said...

Maybe he's trying to tell us he likes riding in the dark!


Oh Wendy it's SS so I can't say the remark I have on the tip of my tongue. I can only say nice things around SS.

Anonymous said...

Hi agiain

*oof*

smoooooooooch wdney!

*passes scothch*

where's the bull?

Anon616 said...

ergoproxy said...

theough the guys rode it so long that they were rubbed raw on teh beee-hinds!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

O_O

*takes the ttoble of scothch from Erog*

*hands her a dotun so she'll have something to absorb the zoobe*

;)

I am most experienced in mechanical bull riding, Ergo!

I've done it THREE whole times!

sally said...

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one having trouble sleeping.

Anonymous said...

That's too bad Elena. I wanted to hear it ^_^

Anon616 said...

Elena said...
Maybe he's trying to tell us he likes riding in the dark!


Oh Wendy it's SS so I can't say the remark I have on the tip of my tongue. I can only say nice things around SS.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*tosses Elena the zipper for her lips*

O_o

and, DON'T say a word about THAT either! ;)

Anonymous said...

Heya Wendy and Ergo and BC! After Elena called me, I got L up and she figured out what he'd done.

Half-asleep, and she's still got it!

J

Anonymous said...

That's the first time I seen wendy with that 0_0 expression wow lol

Hello elune

miranth said...

Hi BC, Wendy, and elena!

Sorry I've been gone so long - the cable internet wouldn't connect. Comcast had come to fix it on St. Pat's but the PC was at the PC doctor's and the laptop wasn't available. Anyway the connection suddenly started working, so I hope it lasts past April Fool's Day!

BC and Elena - Happy Belated Birthdays!!!!

BC - I missed you! *hugs* and more *hugs* I hope your birthday was great and I hope you're feeling well? About my poem - I will update events presently. Did you get a Wii? :)

Elena - I am sorry to read of your troubles. Please know that I for one have agreed with most everything you've written these last days I've been gone. I applaud how open-minded and fair, yet kind you are. And those qualities are timeless. *hugs*

FASC - Sorry I've been gone so long! How are you?

RW - Good luck on the Dress of Doom!!

O. Punks - I hope to meet you soon. I am sure it will be my pleasure! :)

ergo - Glad you escaped the snake. And belly dancing is a lot of fun! You should try it!

kapunua - That was sweet of you to encourage elena with hula dancing! I thought the song you posted was beautiful. I enjoy belly dancing, especially with a drum circle of twenty or more drummers. A fantastic experience, I can assure you, primal almost.

Amyranth - I looooove the t-shirt idea! It gave me a laugh to read that!

Wendy - I missed you! I can only vaguely remember the comments that I've skimmedover the past day, but I seem to recall you being courageous through anon trials and witty and kind during the good times. You are awesome! *hugs*

carrie - I am so sorry to hear of your loss, but I am glad you feel comfortable coming here to friends *hugs* :)

If I forgot anything, I am sorry - that was a whole hell of a lot of comments to skim. Please remind me if I need to address anything.

I missed you guys!

Mayo, when I said several days ago that if you decided not to continue this, I for one would understand, I meant that if you were feeling to much pressure to continue this and I did not refer to pressure from external sources i. e. anonslaughts... I do think it's a kind thing you do in allowing so many to congregate here, but I do hope you enjoy it. Take care. :)

elena said...

So Mayo

What do you have for us????

Come on show us what you've got!

Anonymous said...

SS,

L said to tell you that even though she's dazed and confused, and mumbling incoherently, that was still pretty fuckin' cool.

J

sally said...

Hey BC,

As soon as I finish this herbal cup of tea, I'm going to try to sleep again.

Anon616 said...

*waves to L via J*

LOL, I hope you two ladies are not going to be awake for hours now!

How's the bunny L? Any better?

BC: I don't know how to do O_O
sideways! Nothing I try 'looks' right ;p

miranth said...

Hi ergo and elune. Nice to meet you op-j!

I didn't see you there it took me so long to post.

Bad blogger! no eating comments!!!

Anonymous said...

HI Miranth!!

so glad you could call in I hope your computer lasts!

hey OP J and L it was worth it, he's a doll!

I bull rided a few times on the one occasion, it's good fun but I fall off pretty easily!

Anon616 said...

Miranth and Elune!!!!!

Hello! Welcome back to the both of you. I've misses ya'll!

*huge hugs*

Anonymous said...

Miranth, is that you? I missed you tons! I hope you're okay. I'm still sick unfortunately, but ill get better. Thank you for the bday wishes *hugs*

sally said...

Hi anon616 & miranth,

Thanks for the hug anon, maybe I can now sleep a bit more peacefully :)

Anonymous said...

Elune!! hello!!!

I must make dinner so I'll be about but not presently available (hehe I am channelling Mayo!)

Anonymous said...

Hi Miranth, I'm not usually up THIS late, but it's nice to meet you. When did you come to the castle? And how ever did you find us? Hope I don't sound nosy, they're just curious questions.

Wendy, Logan has stopped sneezing for now, and--happily for him--didn't have to get aspirated. It was like the mention of the word just dried him right up! (He hates that thing.)

And no, once I go back to bed, I'm out. CPAP machine=good sleepy. :)

J

Anon616 said...

Wendy - I missed you! I can only vaguely remember the comments that I've skimmedover the past day, but I seem to recall you being courageous through anon trials and witty and kind during the good times. You are awesome! *hugs*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thank you SO much for those kind words, my friend!

I think you are pretty awesome, yourself!!!

It's GREAT to have you back
*hugs again*

I wish I could hang out a little longer this morning; but, I have to wake up in 3 hours....
So.....off to bed I (should) go!

Have a great night and sweet dreams
Miranth, OP J & L, BC, Ergo, Elena, Elune, SS, Mayo and lurkers.

See ya'll on the flip side!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

*passes the ttoble of scothch back to Erog*

Night ALL!

Anonymous said...

Wendy, try asking RW. She's the queen of making the 0_0 expressions lol ;p

Hi L! *waves* J, how's the rabbit?

Elune, same here. I'm actually lying down getting ready to sleep. Its past three here.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight sugarplum, sweet dreams *hugs*

sally said...

My turn now, crossing fingers!

Goodnight.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you see who's gone back to bed and who's still up typing...

NIGHT WENDY! Keep looking for your Sparkle picture! Which reminds me, we were gonna put up some new pics of ourselves, too, in the ol' Bucket O' Photos. Hmm, maybe this week...?

BC, how's the cold? Or whatever?

elena said...

Night Wendy

Dream of bull riding

Anonymous said...

I'm off to bed. Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams.

Mayonaise, I hope you're okay. Sweet dreams love. Goodnight SS, you sneaky little prankster you :) sweet dreams

Goodnight lurkers, bloggers, anyone else.

elena said...

Night Elune

Sweet dreams

Anonymous said...

goodnight elune L wedney (thnaks fro teh ttoble of scothch)

J are you stuck awake now?

elena said...

Night BC

Hell I'm guessing the party is over!

Anonymous said...

J, its been nice today, in the 60s but storming a lot. Right now its windy and its supposed to be cold again tomorrow.

Sweet dreams

miranth said...

Wendy!!! *hug* *squee*

ergo *hug* I hope it lasts too - I missed you guys!

BC - it's me *squee* *hugs* :)

Hi op-j, I lurked Mayo's after I discovered it through a fansite after doing research about the violent incident at PR. I was at that concert and not very far back. I was interested in mcr prior to that after learning that one of them (or their staff, most likely) had contacted a young relative of mine. I chaperoned her and really, really liked their music. I only lurked mayo's because I felt shy about posting, but I posted as confused anon at times to encourage the family during troubles. I decided to join in a couple of months or so ago because I felt less intimidated for some reason - and many have been very welcoming! I especially like the night crew! Sorry for the novel! :)

Anonymous said...

goodnight BC hope your cold has eased tomorrow!

Anonymous said...

Night BC and Elune, even though I don't know you! *waves*

Ergo, nah, I don't really have too much trouble sleeping. I inherited my dad's ability to sleep anywhere, any time, any amount of time, at pretty much the drop of a hat. I also inherited his sleep apnea, so before I got my CPAP, I really DID fall asleep all the time. And SNORED! My word, I sounded like a chainsaw. But no longer!

Elena, there is ALWAYS a party when you, me, and Ergo are here.

J

elena said...

I agree J but I think you noticed Ergo is not sharing her scothch!!

miranth said...

Thank you Wendy :)) and good night!

Good night elune and sleep well!

Goodnight BC, I hope you feel better soon, drink lots of fluids and get plenty of sleep! big *hug* :)

Anonymous said...

Miranth, honey, we ALL write a novel once in a while. :) Cool, it's good you started posting when you felt more confident. L found Loveman's blog originally, through a thread on BN I think, and started reading it. Then she found this one, and got me hooked on reading it, and then we started posting as "anonymous" b/c we had no idea how to create an account! But we finally did, and started posting as "Original Punks" with our initials added, in late Sept. At first we only wrote to Mayo and SS, never interacted with anybody else. Finally one night I started talking to Mustard, and that's how we got involved with the others.

And there's MY novel!

miranth said...

Yeah, elena, why isn't ergo sharing, that's not like her!

Anonymous said...

Mmm-hmm, I see that. Well, if I'm gonna drink straight liquor, it's gonna have to be rum, anyway. Straight scotch, to me, is waaaaaay too strong. And straight vodka is NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTY. :P

Run, though, I can give you a run for your money there.

elena said...

Hell I've got to get up in two hours. I suppose I should try to get some sleep. If not you'll be seeing headlines about a crazed Kansas bookseller going postal.

I'm gonna tell Mayo goodnight then try to get some sleep. Nice seeing you Miranth. Night Ergo.

elena said...

Miranth just take it from Ergo. Really she won't notice at this point.

Anonymous said...

Run, though, I can give you a run for your money there.


Obviously just the thought of it makes me drunk. That first word should be "Rum". But I guess you knew that. :)

Kassiopeia said...

Morning Mayo & Mayoettes,

Sadly, I can't think of any appropriate April Fools today except telling my parents that I'm pregnant/becoming a Scientologist/running off with some new age travellers and these might be considered a little too clumsy. I used to be so good at this!

And now to clock on and grind out...

Kass xx

miranth said...

That is so cool, J! You guys were able to establish a family community here in this small corner of the internet. It boggles my mind. I really appreciated that, so even though I did not read every comment on this blog - I did keep up with Mayo's posts and kept checking up. I am so glad I joined in, too! I did read some of loveman's posts, but something about the writing style bothered me, so I never kept up with it. I also think that there's a passage where mayo quotes CJ, who was around before the others. Either that or he quoted the same source, but I only noticed this recently, but my memory not being what it once was, I could be wrong.

elena said...

Mayo

Well it’s sorta quiet here and I have to say I’m so damn restless. I don’t know why. My grandma would have said that I’m more jumpy then a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Yeah, she always had a saying for just about every occasion,

So why am I feeling like this? Maybe cause it is April Fools. That could be it I suppose. Kind of a waiting for something to jump out at me, feeling. The heebie-jeebies. Man, I hope it’s not a bad sign. Maybe it’s a good sign? Hey, maybe today I’ll win the lottery. But I don’t play the lottery. Well hell maybe I should buy a lottery ticket. To be honest I watch people buy those things when the lottery gets to a stupid high amount and think to myself “Man I truly wouldn’t want to win that much money.”
It’s true I really wouldn’t. First off I can’t imagine what anyone would need that much money for. Sure, I’d like to have enough money so that I wouldn’t have to worry about sending my daughters through college and I’d like to travel but other than that, can’t really think of anything. Oh hell now I know I’m boring. I can’t think of anything to do with a butt load of money. Well other than give a bunch of it away. Lot’s of charities I’d like to help. But for me personally, can’t think of anything I’d really want. Then there is the whole problem of everyone you ever knew coming out of the woodwork and wanting something. Nope, too much hassle. Forget the lottery.

Guess time will tell why I’m feeling like this. Or in the morning I’ll wake up and it will be gone. Did you notice I started out talking about feeling restless and move right into talking about the lottery? Mayo, please tell me you really don’t try to follow my train of thought cause if you are I’m totally gonna lose you. Wait, maybe this will be the day I figure out what to do with my life. That would be better than winning the lottery. Okay that’s not gonna happen either. I have as much chance of figuring that out as winning the lottery. Oh well, probably when all is said and done nothings gonna happen. But I’ll keep you posted.

Night Mayo

Elena (heebie-jeebies totally taking over)

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm going back to bed. Night Miranth! Night Ergo! Night Kass! Night Elena, even though you woke me up and then didn't even say goodnight! :P

Mayo, son, now you got to show us YOUR goods, remember? We're counting on you!

SS, you--I--baby, I got nothin'. You're a riot. But still worth getting woken up for. Have a great April Fool's! And while you're at it, scare the fuck out of Mayo, ok? Ok. Love you, honeybunny!

J

miranth said...

Goodnight elena! and you're right she's beyond noticing! Thanks ;)

Good morning Kass - nice to see you! :)

elena said...

SS

Dude, thanks for giving us a laugh. That was wicked. What a little prankster you are. Take care and try not to pull too many jokes on your friends today.

Night SS

Elena

Anonymous said...

The blame goes to the vampire...

Anonymous said...

stupid blogger!!!!

*hey!!*

who took my scothch??

*hands around ttoble*

I'll share I was just a bit sleepy, and cooking cuuried lamb

miranth said...

Anon, what up wit you, bein' all cryptic ;)

miranth said...

Here you go ergo, but I'm not sure if you need anymore - maybe add some to the curry instead ;)

miranth said...

Good night J! I hope to see you again, soon :)

Anonymous said...

Goddamnit, Triston you will pay!!!!

miranth said...

What's triston paying for? By cash or check?

miranth said...

:)

miranth said...

Or maybe it's blood you'd prefer? :)

Just playing with you, anon! Goodnight.

Anonymous said...

Oh no , I'm not a leech!, he can keep his blood.

I'm as sweet as pie ^_^ goodnight!

Anonymous said...

the blame ALWAYS goes to the vampyre!!

Anonymous said...

miranth I didn't add any to the curry but had a rather nice chardonnay semillon.
It was very very yummy dinner!

miranth said...

It sounds delicious, ergo! I just checked in again, but I am going to sleep now. Damn internet keeps sucking me in - I haven't had access in over a week! Have a great evening ergo :)

Anonymous said...

goodnight miranth sweet dreams glad you're back!

farawaysoclose said...

good morning mayo!! hope you are OK? hope you have a smashing day!!

morning SS!! that better be an april fools joke mr!! i had a bit of a panic when your page was all black!! how do you do that?? anyway hello to you and have a lovely day!!

morning family!!
miranth lovely to see you back.
morning kass!
night ergo??

hello to anyone else around now or around soon?? solly, PP, wendy?

hope everyone is fabulous and well and happy!

Smoke said...

Morning errbody!

I hate April Fool's Day. I always fall for the stupidest shit. My mother is usually the one to play the joke, too. Damn it.

SS!

Uhhhh, dude? Your page made me go all O_____O. PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK NOW!!!! April Fool's? Yes? I hope?

Put it back.....please? ^_^


Okay, still got a migraine but i gotta go to work anyway. >_<


See you all later! Have a great day and don't fall for the stupid shit like me!

Smoke said...

SS,

Dude you suck. See? I told you I fall for everything. It's not hard to play a joke on me. DAMN IT MAN!

GAHHHHHHHHH!

You got me.

*sticks tongue out at SS*

I'll get you back. One day.

Okay, yeah, probably not but you never know, right?

Well, you managed to scare the shit out of me, make me go all googley eyed and make me laugh at 6:00 in the morning. That is not an easy feat. ^_~

Have a great day, dude. I bet you'll be laughing all day. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Smoke It's all still there if you scroll over it.He made it all black.
and possibly told us?

He's a sneaky bunny!!

and a new blog posted by him too

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Morning! How are you today? Are you still sleeping? Well, when you wake up, I hope you have the most fantabulicious day ever. Bet you never had one of those before, right? I think I did once, but I am not too sure. I'm doing better today...Monday is done and it's Twosday...let's make it twice as meffin nice!

Yeah, so...April Fool's Day...


Mayo, if someone is able to pull one over on you today, just go with it, dude....just laugh and say.."good, one!"...all the while, thinking to yourself..."Go ahead, laugh. Paybacks are a motherfucker!!" I know you can be devilish like that, Mayo!

*evil laugh* Muahhahhaah!

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Fell for it again...damn.

Anonymous said...

Morning :)

Couldn't sleep. I've been up and down four freakin' times. Gah!


SS:

Okay, here's the thought process.

"How'd he get everything on the page blank?"

Then I was like, "Dude, bet he made the font color black." ;)

Happy April Fools to you as well! Now get the fuck out there and pull a really good one over on someone, come back and tell us all about it, and I promise we'll laugh.

Later!


Mayo:

Good morning! I'm running dry on words at the moment, but I hope you're well. Have a good day!

Anonymous said...

Mayo hope you have a lovely day! April fools is over for us, and I didn't even get to joke anyone! I slept in (oops) and then forgot, but I was home by myself so I can fool myself some of the time....

anyhoo wishing fun frolics faith and fantasy to you and yours much love
EPxx

SS
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
You are a sly one!
Did you clue us in? Noone expected anything to happen then ...whoa...blackness engulfs the prometheus blog! You are a great person, such a sweet and fun thing to do.
It's so special that in your probably busy life you made time for us little old blog pals!
Sending you sunshine, sweetness, safety and several other wonderful things :)
lotsa love EP xx


night everyone smoke kass PP fasc rw fim and everyone else due to arrive..

have a great tuesday!

Anonymous said...

and sdock and mustard!

sdock10 said...

S(S)S,


Today stands for:

So
(S)uper
Sneaky


You rock, my friend! Way to make us all have a heart attack...


Do you know how hard it is to revive a Princess?

Not an easy task...


Dude, don't get too out of control today. Awwh, scratch that....yeah go for it...get crazy. I have a feeling you can get away with it.


Always,
S

sdock10 said...

Have a good day, BlogBelieve!

Catch you guys laterz!

Smoke said...

Yeah, it took me a second and I was like, 'wait just a minute'.

DUHHHHH!!! How dumb can you be princess? ^_^

Anonymous said...

smoke I bet he's grinning like the cheshire cat about that!

resurrected wreck said...

Who turned the lights out at Subtle's place??

I know you're still there, man, I can hear you giggling!

Smoke said...

You know he is!

Damn it. If I could only think of a way to get him back.

Hmmmmmmm.....

Yeah, not sure it's possible with a Sneaky Sneak like that. ^_~

resurrected wreck said...

I wonder if Mayo's planning on pulling one on us too?...

Smoke said...

O_O

resurrected wreck said...

Hey, that's my line! 0_0

resurrected wreck said...

Anyway, got to head to work. The Ballgown of Doom beckons.

Have fun, everyone! :)

Bellatrix said...

Good morning Mayo, SS and Family!


SS, SHIT! That was fuckin cool!
You got me! TOTALLY!

I have the feeling you’ll have a lot of fun today...

Have a great day, my friend!


...AND STOP GIGGLING!!!!!



Mayo, hope you’re well.
Have a fantastic day too and take care!



Hey Family!
Just stopping by quickly to wish you all a nice day!

Catch you later.
Love you guys!
*HUGS & KISSES*


PS: Kapu, thanks for your offer. It would be simply amazing! :D

farawaysoclose said...

SS!!
oh wow!!
i am so slow!! i should have learnt from my past mistakes. if in doubt explore everything with the mouse!!! i really should have learnt!!

thanks again SS you really are just lovely you know that??!!!!!

hi again guys!!

mayo come on you have to do something!! and nothing that's gonna freak us worriers out either!!

Pickled Possum said...

Good morning early birds!

Hey!
S(lap)S(tick)!

OMG. You have no idea how many asterisks and hashmarks were uttered when I visited your page!

I thought Blogger had gone and had a meltdown. Which went rather nicely with my own.

Nice one ^_^



Princess, I too fall for nearly everything. May I join you in the Gullible Goofs Club?

farawaysoclose said...

hi there PP!!

Pickled Possum said...

Hi there FASC!

How many of us, do you think, will be in da Club courtesy of SS before 12pm rolls by?

Anonymous said...

S(S)S Well played, old chap! I TIP MY HAT TO YOU MY GOOD SIR! Although as soon as I even saw the heads up I said, "you have to highlight that sucker like in spoiler warnings...." Man, I have been on the internet too long. ;D Bravo, nice one!

Mayo, whaddup homeslice? Where you at? We miss you.

Well everyone, I am off to work on this fine and rainy day. I swear, just once I'd like to wake up on a work day just ready and willing to go, instead of wanting to cry for getting out of my warm comfy bed, you know? Oh well, complain complain.

Have a good day everybody!

farawaysoclose said...

How many of us, do you think, will be in da Club courtesy of SS before 12pm rolls by?

come again PP!!!!!!!!!!

h/bye K!

Anon616 said...

Good *insert time of day here* Mayo, SS, Ergo, Kass, FASC, Possum, Bella, RW, Solly, Smoke, watcher, lurkers, soon to arrive fools and jokers of blogbelieve!

How are you all today? Well rested (and giggling), I hope. I must say, I had the best 17 minutes sleep of my life! I'm all bright eyed and bushy tailed now! ;)

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Anonymous said...
The blame goes to the vampire...

`````````
Uh oh! What did he do THIS time?

TRISTON: Do I need to swing by the lair and give you a breathalizer - AGAIN? Umm..hmmm....

Ergo is correct: "the blame ALWAYS goes to the vampyre!!"

Or the butler, Ergo. Well, sometimes it's the MILKMAN (or the water jug guy) ;)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To ponder on this 1st Day of April:

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."
Michael Pritchard

"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine."
Lord Byron

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
Mark Twain

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
W. H. Auden
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I hope you all have a day filled with giggles and laughs!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Pickled Possum said...

come again PP!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, how to answer this...

*smiles Mona Lisa like at FASC*

616,
17 minutes?

You must be running on high performance batteries!

*tosses poofy cushions all across Mayo's floor to catch 616 when she falls off her feet later today*

Pickled Possum said...

*runs up to Kapunua*

Hi Kapunua.

I looove you and your wife, RW.

Can you both sign my arm, and then I'm going to get them tattooed permanently.

*sighs lovingly*

farawaysoclose said...

hi/bye wendy!!

*smiles Mona Lisa like at FASC*

i am picturing you doing that!!!!

you are funny!

Fimble Star said...

SS

WOW, way to make me have a heart attack. bloody eyes, thought i had gone blind, then panic struck in then whoop i became clever and high lightened hahahaha.

well done for being first. april fools to you to :)


morning everybody. how are you all today. just about the have a shower and get ready for classes. boo hoo.

would anybody like to swap with me?

Pickled Possum said...

*still avoiding*

Anything green for lunch today FASC?

Pickled Possum said...

Hi FS.

Nope, definitely not swapping bed for lectures.

*adds FS, who is now in da club due to SS, to Bella, FASC, Princess, Socky...*

Phew!

farawaysoclose said...

hi fim!!!!

yeh i'll swap. you can look after my 2 yr old!! as much as i love him i feel like pretending i have no ties!!! for a day anyway!

PP i am finishing off the mushy pea soup!! lovely!

farawaysoclose said...

*adds FS, who is now in da club due to SS, to Bella, FASC, Princess, Socky...*


WOW!

Fimble Star said...

big club up in here hey isnt there. what are our names?

ohh and pp, you can sleep in the class, i do anyway :)

fasc, i used to look after 30 two year olds in a day so i think i shall just pop over to yours then. i will be about 8 hours ok. i will be asap

Pickled Possum said...

ohh and pp, you can sleep in the class, i do anyway :)

*high fives*

I've done that with a classroom full of very serious army, navy, airforce and SAS guys.

None of them said a thing O_O

Fimble Star said...

wow pp, check you out. GI jane.

the best is when i put me music on, turn it loud and drift. the professor has no idea hahahaha

rightio catch you all later and have fun

xxx

farawaysoclose said...

fasc, i used to look after 30 two year olds in a day so i think i shall just pop over to yours then. i will be about 8 hours ok. i will be asap

thanks fimmy!! can't wait!!

I've done that with a classroom full of very serious army, navy, airforce and SAS guys.

oh god!!!


right guys i've got to head out. so will catch you later!!

bye!

Anonymous said...

Sadly an April Fool. If they said MCR a load of dumb fangirls would probably have slit their wrists before they realised.

Pickled Possum said...

the best is when i put me music on, turn it loud and drift. the professor has no idea hahahaha

lol

What about when the headbanging starts =)

Later girls. Have a great day.

Pickled Possum said...

Hi anon.

One thing about young MCR fans is that they have great support networks.

I'd hope the more vulnerable ones would draw on this first, joke or not.

Pickled Possum said...

I see the tshirt business has some new merch coming to a Blog near you soon.

RW started it with;
I want an "R-fucking-W" shirt.

March 31, 2008 9:23 PM

'fimble sucking star'
later corrected to
fimble fucking star

Mustard IS Fucking Better

Mayo-Fucking-Naise, Meffer!

original punk fucking L

Smoke and Fucking Venom
with a 20 on the back


The back would say, "Miracle Whip Me, Baby."
The front would say:
Better Than Fucking


ELENA LOVELY or I'M a LOVELY
Yeah, and then Ele-Fucking-Na on the front!


'blog fucking' on the front and 'believe' on the back

Ergo-Fucking-Proxy, on the back it has to say "Get Re-l"

'solly fucking 10' on the front,
on the back 'unicorns'


What do you get when you cross a mysterious blog with a snarky writer?
And the back would say,
My ass.


ending at 9:56pm.

Definitely worth the C&Ping girls. Lots of laughs ^_^

Hmmm,
Pickled F@#*king Possum - the cheap and easy drunk.

And may I just add what a fortunate difference the presence of a 'd' makes to the word pickle ^_~

Yeeks. Time I was off and out of here.

SS,
Cheers for the fun this morning. May you get yours back ^_^

Mayo,
So sorry for spamming your home today. As penitence I'll skip out tomorrow, okay.

'Night all.

elena said...

Okay I'm running on 2 hours of sleep and late as usual. Yep, shaping up to be one hell of a day!

Still feeling like something’s gonna happen today. (Come on something good)!

Hope something good happens to each and every one of us today.

SS - Totally you're fault I only got 2 hours of sleep but damn that was funny. Better watch out today Mr. Joker.

Take care all

Kassiopeia said...

Finally got all the office post out after running around like a headless chicken, and just on time. They really don't pay me enough for the stress I suffer.

Nice one SS, very cute with the old invisible ink trick straight out of Jonathan Creek (UK comedy-murder mystery show). I fear that any effort will always be trumped by the time my friend's older bro stuffed a bag full of sheep's intestines (her family live on a farm) under his jumper and "disembowelled" himself with a steak knife at the dinner table. Genius!

Anon @ 8.50am - I heard that from a friend and briefly got all excited that maybe Ashlee Simpson really was Yoko Ono. If it had been PanicATD splitting I would have been gutted when I realised it was an April Fool - all their bloomin' songs sound exactly the same; can no-one else see this?!

Yours frustratedly,
Kass xx

Anonymous said...

My daughters idea of an April Fools joke was to erase all my recorded episodes of Lost that I was going watch today. Needless to say I was less than pleased.

elena said...

Anon

Say it with me - Boarding School!!

Anonymous said...

Boarding school...Hmmm that does sound nice. Really though, my rage may have scarred her for life. I did forgive her and apologize for my anger and assured her she is worth more than any TV show, but still her "JOKE" was not even remotely funny.

Anonymous said...

MCR doing a Bob Dylan song in Vegas.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsvZ7sHXSk

elena said...

Anon sometimes it's hard to imagine how they think. I'm trying to steer clear of my kids today. Not an easy task.

elena said...

Oh anon what song and how does it sound? I'm at work and can't pull it up here.

Anonymous said...

Elena, it was Desolation Row and I thought it was cool.

Anonymous said...

And he's got his arms out. BN will go crazy for the nakedness!

elena said...

Sounds great anon. Thanks for the info. Can't wait to get home to hear it!

Anonymous said...

Here are the lyrics to Desolation Row. For some reason I am not surprised...

They're selling postcards of the hanging
They're painting the passports brown
The beauty parlor is filled with sailors
The circus is in town
Here comes the blind commissioner
They've got him in a trance
One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker
The other is in his pants
And the riot squad they're restless
They need somewhere to go
As Lady and I look out tonight
From Desolation Row

Cinderella, she seems so easy
"It takes one to know one," she smiles
And puts her hands in her back pockets
Bette Davis style
And in comes Romeo, he's moaning
"You Belong to Me I Believe"
And someone says," You're in the wrong place, my friend
You better leave"
And the only sound that's left
After the ambulances go
Is Cinderella sweeping up
On Desolation Row

Now the moon is almost hidden
The stars are beginning to hide
The fortunetelling lady
Has even taken all her things inside
All except for Cain and Abel
And the hunchback of Notre Dame
Everybody is making love
Or else expecting rain
And the Good Samaritan, he's dressing
He's getting ready for the show
He's going to the carnival tonight
On Desolation Row

Now Ophelia, she's 'neath the window
For her I feel so afraid
On her twenty-second birthday
She already is an old maid

To her, death is quite romantic
She wears an iron vest
Her profession's her religion
Her sin is her lifelessness
And though her eyes are fixed upon
Noah's great rainbow
She spends her time peeking
Into Desolation Row

Einstein, disguised as Robin Hood
With his memories in a trunk
Passed this way an hour ago
With his friend, a jealous monk
He looked so immaculately frightful
As he bummed a cigarette
Then he went off sniffing drainpipes
And reciting the alphabet
Now you would not think to look at him
But he was famous long ago
For playing the electric violin
On Desolation Row

Dr. Filth, he keeps his world
Inside of a leather cup
But all his sexless patients
They're trying to blow it up
Now his nurse, some local loser
She's in charge of the cyanide hole
And she also keeps the cards that read
"Have Mercy on His Soul"
They all play on penny whistles
You can hear them blow
If you lean your head out far enough
From Desolation Row

Across the street they've nailed the curtains
They're getting ready for the feast
The Phantom of the Opera
A perfect image of a priest
They're spoonfeeding Casanova
To get him to feel more assured
Then they'll kill him with self-confidence
After poisoning him with words

And the Phantom's shouting to skinny girls
"Get Outa Here If You Don't Know
Casanova is just being punished for going
To Desolation Row"

Now at midnight all the agents
And the superhuman crew
Come out and round up everyone
That knows more than they do
Then they bring them to the factory
Where the heart-attack machine
Is strapped across their shoulders
And then the kerosene
Is brought down from the castles
By insurance men who go
Check to see that nobody is escaping
To Desolation Row

Praise be to Nero's Neptune
The Titanic sails at dawn
And everybody's shouting
"Which Side Are You On?"
And Ezra Pound and T. S. Eliot
Fighting in the captain's tower
While calypso singers laugh at them
And fishermen hold flowers
Between the windows of the sea
Where lovely mermaids flow
And nobody has to think too much
About Desolation Row

Yes, I received your letter yesterday
(About the time the door knob broke)
When you asked how I was doing
Was that some kind of joke?
All these people that you mention
Yes, I know them, they're quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces
And give them all another name
Right now I can't read too good
Don't send me no more letters no
Not unless you mail them
From Desolation Row


They only played part of it (it's like 11 minutes long).

Such an amazing song. Dylan sure has a way with the metaphor.

elena said...

Such an amazing song. Dylan sure has a way with the metaphor.


So very true anon. Thanks for posting the lyrics. It's a great song. I'm sure Gerard did it justice.

Anonymous said...

Yes he did, they all did.

Gerard pulled it off while his "One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker
The other is in his pants"

Anonymous said...

Good afternoon E, Anon & Anon2,

Has anyone seen Walk Hard? They do a really funny Dylan parody, but not as funny as when he (Dewey Cox) meets the Beatles - I thought I was going to wet myself.

Have a great evening peeps, and "Adios"!

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

And for some reason this line reminds me of this place...

"Einstein, disguised as Robin Hood
With his memories in a trunk
Passed this way an hour ago
With his friend, a jealous monk"

elena said...

Hi Kass Bye Kass

Yeah Anon those parts do seem to ring a bit true for here.



"One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker
The other is in his pants"

Yep that's our Mayo! He must channel Gerard Way! Or perhaps GW channels Mayo! Or perhaps they both channel Dylan.

Anonymous said...

Headfirst for Halos in Vegas. Lots of Gerard banter in the beginning.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhVJWUyagHk

elena said...

Lots of Gerard banter

So for those of us poor souls who can't get there what does he say?

Anonymous said...

They also did a small bit of "Home Sweet Home"

It is here

Let's hope he isn't channeling Vince Neil (Nikki Sixx would be ok though).

It could be that he is just expressing his need to get of the road for a while.

Anonymous said...

Banter subjects: Last tour before long break, next album all country, thanks to older fans for sticking with them, the Killers, something about Vietnam, I'll have to watch again to catch it all.

elena said...

Thanks anon. I really wish I could watch the video but for this old computer with dial-up 48 sec is the same as 48 hours.

At least I have something to look foreward to when I get home.

Country?? Oh Lord, NO! LOL

Anonymous said...

Wtfv difference does home sweet home make, LOL! Gerard. Ahs been chanellng Vince Niel since the last tour anway.

I am extra sory for my typing today. Acat bit me right
On tghe thumb. My first thiught was NOOOOO that is my crackbery thumb!

Anonymous said...

T.S. Eliot?

HMMMM now that sounds familiar.


All I'm saying is that maybe this song has to do with how certain people treat Gerard without respect, and have some not so nice opinions on things that Gerard says onstage which is HIS business. So before you go saying you think he's wrong for the things he says and scrutinizing all his stage moves, think about his feelings!!

Anonymous said...

Or, it could be that he just likes saying he's got his hands in his pants.

Fimble Star said...

hello, everybody.

are you all having a nice day?

i am too hot and i have to do bloody accounts again. i have a question.

has anybody got 'safari' on their computer. i think it is a different type of internet?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Respect is a two way street anon. If he isn't feeling that his feelings are being respected than how must we feel.


If he wants respect from me than I want him to show me the same.

Anonymous said...

I'm writing this right now with my hand in my pants :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello FS, Kapu and anons how are you?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or, it could be that he just likes saying he's got his hands in his pants.

I think this statement is very true.

Fimble Star said...

hello martha, i am well thank you. how you are today?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am alright still getting over a cold.

elena said...

Martha Jones said...
Respect is a two way street anon. If he isn't feeling that his feelings are being respected than how must we feel.

Not sure how you feel Martha but I just feel like the guys been raked over the coals over and over and I think he's probably tired of the shit.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Elena how are you.

All I can say to that is it comes with the job. Anyway if you don't like having people say shit about you don't do anything or put anything out there that can cause them to talk.

Anonymous said...

WTF! is that Ray? His Hair!!!!


http://www.buzznet.com/tags/mychemicalromance/photos/?id=43209561

Anonymous said...

I think he likes the shit. Why else would he act in a way that draws attention to himself? His behavior has some intention. I think the intention is confusing people (fans). Keeping them on their toes. Keep them interested.

I imagine he hears the backlash, and relishes in it.

He is like a moth to the flame...or should I say fame.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon I saw that picture earlier today and I was wondering the same thing.


It's like he has a receding hair line on top of his head. And than his hair looks so straight. I was like WTH.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he likes the shit. Why else would he act in a way that draws attention to himself? His behavior has some intention. I think the intention is confusing people (fans). Keeping them on their toes. Keep them interested.

I imagine he hears the backlash, and relishes in it.

He is like a moth to the flame...or should I say fame.

April 1, 2008 1:42 PM


Well he did say once that Britney was his hero. Because she wears her shit for everyone to see.

elena said...

I'm good Martha. How are you feeling today?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'm alright

elena said...

All I can say to that is it comes with the job. Anyway if you don't like having people say shit about you don't do anything or put anything out there that can cause them to talk.

But think about it. Just about anything anyone does can be taken a different way by different people. So how on earth would he decide what to say or do? Should he have to plan out his every action trying to please everyone cause let's face it that won't happen.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

No it won't happen. But as remember that it wasn't until the PR tour that this shit started happening. He wasn't getting raked over the coals until he started acting like an ass.

Anonymous said...

Oh I agree Kappu. Is such a bitccvh o Gerard! How dare she have anmopinion. On the stuff he saysd onstage!! Sher is wayy too disre spectful to Gerard and she should. Leave the blog!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, that is. The laast straw. That is it. I
Am leaving this damn blog FOREVER!

GOODYE MAYO!! Tyou won't even miss me!

Okay leavnig now.

Goodbye BlogBelieve, I can't take the anons anymore!

Anonymous said...

1:56 is this your April Fools joke?

elena said...

Perhaps there are things in his life that were going on during PR that we don't know about. Then again maybe not. I don't know I just know I don't want to judge him.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think 1:59 is the April Fools joke

Anonymous said...

The first of April, some do say,
Is set apart for All Fools' Day.
But why the people call it so,
Nor I, nor they themselves do know.
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

--Poor Robin's Almanac (1790)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

We all have shit going on in are lives. But we don't go around acting like assholes.

elena said...

Martha

I honestly can't say that I don't act like an ass sometimes. I know I do.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately people with mental and emotional problems often do and say things that normally they would not. Didn't Gerard say he is no longer taking medication in an interview last summer. I wonder why people look at his behavior and expect him to be completely sane and rational when he has spoken of his struggles before.

Anonymous said...

Um, 'scuse me?

Who let Ray play with Mikey's flat-iron?















Hey everyone!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

You haven't acted like an ass to me.

And I know you are having some tough times right now.


The thing about GW is when he seemed to be having the biggest problems in his life the drugs and drinking and the failed relationship he wasn't an ass. now all of a sudden he finds the love of his life and it's time to be a dick.

Anonymous said...

Elena said...
All I can say to that is it comes with the job. Anyway if you don't like having people say shit about you don't do anything or put anything out there that can cause them to talk.

But think about it. Just about anything anyone does can be taken a different way by different people. So how on earth would he decide what to say or do? Should he have to plan out his every action trying to please everyone cause let's face it that won't happen.



Look at SS and how CERTAIN PEOPLE ppl get upset and pissed at him for the most pathetic reasons. If anyone genuinely considers other ppl's feelings and tries to do things for others, it's him. How do you think it would make him feel if he ever found out you bitch about him behind his back?

Oh, I guess he just has!

Anonymous said...

Say what 2:24?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately people with mental and emotional problems often do and say things that normally they would not. Didn't Gerard say he is no longer taking medication in an interview last summer. I wonder why people look at his behavior and expect him to be completely sane and rational when he has spoken of his struggles before.

April 1, 2008 2:21 PM

I live with a person who has a mental illness. I see a lot of the same behavior in the both of them. I have tried to be understanding with the person in my life but at some point you just have to stop giving them excuses even if it is a mental illness. Because excuses aren't going to help them get better.

elena said...

anon at 2:24

I am confused. Are you saying I've said something bad about SS?

Good Lord I think the sun rises and sets on the guy. What are you talking about?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello MIb how are you?

Anonymous said...

I'm well, thank you. :)

Just reading back over the conversation so I can see where everyone's coming from.

Anonymous said...

new post.

Anonymous said...

Not you Elena. I mean the bitching that happens that he doesn't get to see. He would probably be very hurt and wouldn't even bother to come back here if he knew half of what goes on and is said about him in 'other places' and you know what? I wouldn't blame him.

farawaysoclose said...

is

farawaysoclose said...

this

farawaysoclose said...

childish?

farawaysoclose said...

erm?

farawaysoclose said...

yes?

farawaysoclose said...

or

farawaysoclose said...

haha i am so thick i thought i had one more??




first comment was meant to read


NO!!


truly typical of me!

i am backreading!

bye!

Anonymous said...

dt

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