Sunday, February 3, 2008

When was the last time...

Recess.

Blaze a trail of peel-outs and back seat fucks
Into permanence, slammed beyond the thick
much too fast. Recall the whistle's urgent
cry to return from the field too soon and
pulling warm hands back, while whispering in the ears of those
confident to hold their tongues. Now it is late night
debates and those whispers are ignored.
Spinning out, into the ditch,
wheels in motion without regard for direction
full speed ahead arriving at a permanent reprieve
from the creaking knees
and loose bowels of reproach.
It comes without warning, incredible is its speed,
and it will tempt even the most
guileless to race. The truck arrives hooked to pull
the twisted spokes and reveals the fuel stain
seeped into the cracks and crevices.
Smothering the gravitational pull of the earth’s core
and even then you will float, pulled by a chain.



p.s. you felt like that?

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Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Elena no they can't defeat me. but they sure do love fucking with me.







I will be waiting for the joke.

MissTottenham said...

*puts arm around MJ's shoulder* You have my total sympathy sweetie.


Hey sdock, great to see you in this neck of the woods again.

Mustard that is a great idea. *jumps up and down and claps hands*

MAYO PLEASE STREAK FOR ME!!!!

Anonymous said...

*closes eyes just on the off-chance Mayo forgot where he put his body suit*


Mayo, we ♥ you. We really do.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

No MiB no body suit. He still hasn't told us boxers or briefs.

So I say show us your new underpants

sdock10 said...

Elena,

Did you get those Amazon fuckers straight? Are you feeling better today?

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Don't listen to them. Let it all hang out. Be wild and free and completely naked.

No better feeling in the world.

Unless....you got someone to....

Nevermind....

MissTottenham said...

Yeah mayo, do what sdock says hee hee!

elena said...

sdock my nicely worded e-mail made them unblock my account. It's good I went with the second e-mail. The first started off

Dear Dick Heads..

elena said...

Oh my sdock. I just got a visual of Mayo's belt buckle being fumbled with.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Underwear, streaking and dick (heads)

sdock10 said...

Elena,

YAY! I was ready to say fuck those fuckers.


Mayo,

Whaddaya say? We start slowly....

One article of clothing removed at a time.

Or we could strip off and enjoy ourselves.

Come on, it's not like we haven't been naked in the blog before.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Should mayo give us another dirty story in honor of Miss T's returned.

We also need to see if he has learned anything from Elena.

sdock10 said...

Elena,

Me too. I guess the belt buckle being fumbled with on a man is like the bra clasp on a woman.

Just something to fumble with in the heat of the moment.

The belt could be used to bind the hands or to....

Oh this has no place to go but way, way, way down......

Anonymous said...

Lawdy Muhcy!


Mayo, you do whatever the hell you feel like doing, but give ME fair warning.

I don't wanna see all that jazz.

>_<

sdock10 said...

On my hands and knees....

Looking up....

Licking my lips....


What the hell has gotten in(to) me?

Muahhahah!

Anonymous said...

That's true, Sdock.

See what happens when MissT shows up?

We get all H&Bd, but in the best way possible ;)

MissTottenham said...

Good idea, I want a mucky story from mayo.

Come on Mayo sweetie, do it for all of us.

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

I'll stop









in time for you to run out.


Nah, for real, what do you guys want to talk about? I'm hungry. I think I will make pancakes and bacon. You know I act all crazy when I get hungry. Maybe that's what's wrong with me.

Yeah. That's it.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I bet those nasty anons are loving this.

elena said...

sdock said

Oh this has no place to go but way, way, way down......

Once again insert joke here!!!


Martha Jones said

We also need to see if he has learned anything from Elena.


Oh hell I am so not saying the comment that just came to mind!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Oh do it Elena come on. Say it.

MissTottenham said...

Mustard, if you are accusing me of bringing out the dirty in you all, I shall take that as a compliment hee hee.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to make pancakes. Then, I am going to cover them with sweet, sticky, syrup. I will probably get some on my fingers and I will lick and suck it off. I will let it all roll around in my mouth and on my tongue.

Anyone else hungry now?

Anonymous said...

Sdock, it makes me happy when you are happy :) Make me some pancakes? Apple cinnamon if you can. Thanks! ;)


It makes me really happy when this is all we have to talk about. I love times like these (Oh, hello partial TBS lyric) when we can just chill out.

elena said...

NO NO Martha I can't say it. I'm too old remember?


I must only have clean, pure thoughts.

(Yeah, that's really gonna last)

sdock you are a dirty, dirty, girl!!!

Anonymous said...

This is so random, but whatever.



Mayo:

There was this girl eating trail mix today, and I thought of you.

Please, have no quandaries, just know ;)

MissTottenham said...

I had pancakes for tea today. It's pancake day in the UK.

Can I pour golden syrup over mayos chest and lick it off?

*as long as he doesn't have a hairy chest or that would be gross*

sdock10 said...

*wearing nothing but an apron, comes out of Mayo's kitchen holding a platter full of apple cinnamon pancakes for Mustard*


Here you go!

Gotta go make some more. Whew, it sure is hot in here.

Anonymous said...

*is blinded*


Uh, thanks Sdock? I mean, for the pancakes.

;)

sdock10 said...

MissT,

That's the whole point of having syrup....so we can lick and suck it off. DUH!!

*runs back in the kitchen to whip up more treats*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Elena can only have pure thoughts


my ass.

Get down and dirty girl

elena said...

Why thank you Martha.

You know I would like another taste of Mayo's porn.

How about it Mayo? Hungry women on this blog. What have you got for us?

gnothi seauton said...

OH.MY.GOD!!!

FoggywhereyoubeenImissedyousomuchandIcouldn'ttalktoyouanditwassadherewithoutyou!

* breathes *

Miss T - sooo good to see you :D

I sent you an e-mail the other day to tell you to hurry and get that bloody computer fixed because we all missed you.
Then I remembered you couldn't receive said email >.<
I is fick.

I can't stop, just wanted to say:

Love ya :)

Could you do me a favour? Could you send my love to DG and let her know if she needs anything I'm just an e-mail away. Same goes for you and anyone else here in Blogbelieve. Thank you.

Right, bed I'm afraid.

Good night all.
Good night Mayo ( apologies for the bad manners tonight )

TTFN

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I need to shower. be back in awhile.

Anonymous said...

For those who may be interested, Howard Benson has been nominated for a Grammy in the category of "Producer of the Year- Non-Classical."


That's pretty cool :)

MissTottenham said...

Hi GS, I missed you so much sweetie. It so nice to see you again.

Of course I shall pass on your message to DG.

Goodnight sweetie, this was all too brief.

resurrected wreck said...

Oh my god, is Miss T back???? 0_0

*knocks Miss T over with a running tackle hug*

Anonymous said...

MISSTTTTTTTTTT! Oh my god, girl, you were missed. :D

And ElizaBennett too, good times, good times.

So we're getting nakie?

It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!

It gets really hilarious around 3/4 of the way through it when they start giving each other head in their creepy-ass thongs and humping each other. (Mustard, this is safe to watch. ^_^ )

Anyway, this is the character I usually play as. One of my favorites.

Anonymous said...

Elena said...

Why thank you Martha.

You know I would like another taste of Mayo's porn.

How about it Mayo? Hungry women on this blog. What have you got for us?


PLS NO.

Nahh, it's Mayo's blog, he can do what he wants. He's just got to expect by now that I will be merciless in return. ;D

sdock10 said...

Just got off the phone with my dude....



BUZZKILL!


Complete mood switcheroo for me.

I'll be back later.

Anonymous said...

Aww, look at Kapunua looking out for Mustard's best interest ;)

Thanks for the heads-up 'cause when I saw the URL, I was a little O_o.

Hey RW!!! How's it going?


SDock, see you when you get back!

MissTottenham said...

Hi RW *snog*

Hi Kapunua *snog*

I have missed you guys so much. How have you been?












I would like to take this moment to say how hard it has been to be parted from all you guys. Everyday wondering how you all are and what is happening in your lives.

The hardest part was wondering if anyone out there had emailed me wanting help and I hadn't been able to be there for you.

I have missed you all more than you could know and it is so lovely to see your names on the screen again.

After two weeks had gone by, I honestly wondered if anyone would be thinking about me anymore and you have all been amazing with your shout outs.

You guys really know how to make someone feel loved. When anyone wants to slag off this family, I want to remind them that we are all still so special, we have an amzing thing going on here, we are so lucky.

I love you all.

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo Mustard! :D

How was your day? I became a vegetarian today, by the way.

Anonymous said...

Is it true?

>_>

Is it true?

<_<

O_O

OMG, YES! Yay!

Welcome back MissTeeeeeee!!!!

*rushes at MissT, tickles, licks and hugs*

I might have missed you just a weetiny bit.It's great to see you back.

Sdock,
o_O I hope you aren't sitting on the kitchen bench taking a rest while dressed like that.

Infoanon @10.09,
Thank you so much for that.
Our local geese here have no objection to biting people's butts, so although I'm not implying we're green and hoppy people here, we certainly aren't salad. It made me wonder.
Yay, for the frogs and geese co-existing.

Right, got to fly (or get hopping).

Super good to see you MissT!
Looking forward to seeing more of you later
(sans bodysuit)

resurrected wreck said...

Miss T, I can't even begin to tell you how much I missed you!!

MissTottenham said...

*wipes face from PP licking*

Hi PP, I missed you so much sweetie.


RW, I missed you too. How have you been sweetie?

I missed you all soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much. Words can't describe.

Anonymous said...

PP:

Dirty ;)


RW:

Really?! Just today you decided?


Kapunua:

Dunno if you saw me trying to figure out the TBS song with the malt shop bass line, but it's in "I'll Let You Live" @ about 2:04.

And, after trying to figure it out, it's part of the melody "I Will Follow Him!"

Damn. Took long enough.

resurrected wreck said...

You missed the big Aquarian birthday bash on Saturday night, Miss T. Anima, Star, Mya, me, CTV, MJ and BH13 all have birthdays within a couple of days-weeks of each other, so we threw a party.

I've been quike well. I was skiving off work yesterday (Shhh! Don't tell!!), but went in today.

How have you been??

Anonymous said...

*melody FOR "I Will Follow Him"

resurrected wreck said...

RW:

Really?! Just today you decided?


It's been coming for a while now, Mustard. Red meat doesn't agree with my digestion, and I don't like chicken, so that really only leaves pork to give up (I don't eat lamb, and I am not giving up seafood). I figured there was no point in weaning myself off slowly so, yes, I decided today was the day. I shall see how it goes.

Anonymous said...

Well, good luck with that! Thank PPU for swaying your decision. ;)

Do let us know. I may convert! I just don't know if I could give up chicken and turkey :/

MissTottenham said...

RW, I'm so bummed I missed a party. I hope you all had a great time.

resurrected wreck said...

Thank PPU for swaying your decision. ;)

I just did, gods help me!

resurrected wreck said...

Don't you worry, Miss T, there's still the Mayosquerade ball!

Anonymous said...

I just saw, RW. PPU will be eternally grateful ;)


And we're still doing the Mayosquerade ball?! 'Cause shit will rock. We will rock this place to the ground. All of our combined dancing and streaking and vegging out and party-hardying will bring this place to the ground.

And Mayo and SS and Bikey if he joins us will all look so handsomely handsome in their black and white attire.

And the girlies will be so b-e-a-utiful with their sparkly dressies and their masks O_O

It'll be awesome!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello all

resurrected wreck said...

I just saw, RW. PPU will be eternally grateful ;)

Lol! I'll bet!

Indeed we should still do the ball! I was promised a ball and a ball I wish to have, damn it!! I have even picked out my dress.

resurrected wreck said...

Hiya MJ! :D How's your day been?

Fimble Star said...

*runs and jumps on misst*

hello me wee sheffy wag, god i have missed you.

i am so happy that you are here. i needed your help, sd10 has been trying to turn me into a kinky little devil and rw has been chasing me around trying to be mean.

rw - game on, game on. bring it

hello everyone, how are you all tonight.

resurrected wreck said...

rw has been chasing me around trying to be mean.

All lies!

Now, where did I put that severed toe...

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello RW and FS.

I'm well but the cable just went out.

MissTottenham said...

Hi again MJ.

Fim, I have missed you soooooooo much.

You can't blame sdock though cos you were always a kinky little (red) devil.

resurrected wreck said...

On your TV, MJ? That sucks :(

I haven't had cable in a few years. Eh... haven't had TV in a few years, actually.

MissTottenham said...

I can't wait for the masquerade ball, when is that going to be?

resurrected wreck said...

Miss T, Fimble has been chasing me all around my blog, threatening me with fish & whatnot.

resurrected wreck said...

She's a very naughty girl! 0_0

resurrected wreck said...

I don't think a dates been decided on yet for the ball, Miss T. Bikey was supposed to be escorting all of us, but he's gone AWOL.

*whispers* Um... does Mayo know we plan on using his estate for a racious ho-down of the posh variety?

Fimble Star said...

rw is a big nutty liar, na na ne na a

martha, bloody scumcast. can you get it fixed? or is it just that provider.

and i will state this again for you all to understand,
I am innocent
and you are all naughty trying to turn me.

MissTottenham said...

What kind of fish RW? I get freaked out by the dangling mouth bits on koi carp. What the hell do those things do anyway?

Anonymous said...

Georgia to Obama. ^_^

Sphincter-clenching evening, friends.

resurrected wreck said...

I get freaked out by the dangling mouth bits on koi carp. What the hell do those things do anyway?

One shudders to think!

Fimble (the saucy little knicker-stealing nutter) failed to specify the species of fish. Just that it would be wet, and would connect with my botty in a rather disquieting way.

resurrected wreck said...

Not another one, K! 0_0

MissTottenham said...

Fim, you naughty thing.



BIKEY WHERE ARE YOU MY DARLING?

I hope he comes back to us soon.

Anonymous said...

I found my dress.

On Ebay.


For nearly $600.00.


Good thing it's BlogBelieve!

toujours said...

miss t!

superhug!

i missed you, you shiny sparkley thing!

:D

resurrected wreck said...

OOOOO! Do you have a piccie of it, Mustard?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

So scumcast has this thing called on demand. We don't have it in our area. Why they have to do a lot of work to get it up and running.

Well finally they decide to start the work so we could get on demand. and it's fucking up our cable and Internet.

Anonymous said...

Well, I can't decide.


Gimme a second to make my decision. ;)

MissTottenham said...

*runs up and snogs roger*

How are you sweetie, I missed you so much.

Anonymous said...

Ya think Mayo would come to the party early if we all wore this?


Just kiddin' ya, Mayo ;)

toujours said...

*whew*

you've gotten really good at that snogging business, haven't you, miss t?

*feeling dizzy*

i'm glad you're home, miss t. ♥

hey! elena and i have been writing a gothic about mayo castle and all of us -- you can read the whole thing so far over on my ectoplasmic blog! you're in it, of course.

:)

resurrected wreck said...

Ya think Mayo would come to the party early if we all wore this?

Maybe if we all had boobs like that he might ;)

Anonymous said...

Okay, so this one or this one.

I like the first one best for me.

MissTottenham said...

Blimey mustard, he'd be able to see our knickers if we wore that dress. That's if we were wearing any. I know that fim has pinched RW's which she informs me are crotchless.

MissTottenham said...

I am off to read it now TJ.

*another snog in passing*

see you shortly.

Anonymous said...

a-HA!

Didja see that?! Didja? Didja?


Perfect example showing that Fimble Star is NOT innocent ;)

resurrected wreck said...

They're both gorgeous, Mustard! I particularly love the cut of the first one. Nice choice! :)

resurrected wreck said...

It's my shower time, be back in 15 minutes...

Anonymous said...

did dxf come back?????????/

resurrected wreck said...

I know that fim has pinched RW's which she informs me are crotchless.

0_0

Is that where those went to!!

Anonymous said...

The first one it is, then!

I must be careful not to spill Mayo-punch...


...or Kool-Aid ;)

toujours said...

i hope you like it miss t!

mustard, are we really having a masquerade? for everybody?

should i be looking for a dress, too?

*feeling a bit like pre-fairy godmother cinderella*

resurrected wreck said...

Here's a good place to find pretty ball frocks.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

So we are showing dress alright

http://www.dariuscordell.com/plus.htm


or

http://www.dariuscordell.com/plus.htm

Anonymous said...

Those are all so pretty, RW!

MissTottenham said...

TJ, I love it. You and Elena are so talented.

I love that me and bikey seem to be together ha!

Anonymous said...

Splash, you sexy thing!

A party at Mayo's? I'm wearing this. And actually, I will be wearing that exact dress a month from now. O_O

Only tonight I'm wearing it in BlogBelieve for good luck. (Re: politics again.)

toujours said...

i'm so glad you like it, miss t!

it's fun to make up stories about ourselves. :)

Anonymous said...

I love how right under my dress in the "may we suggest to go with this" box they have a pole dancing kit. >_< THANK YOU BUT NO.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

That's a nice dress Kapu

toujours said...

so, is this an invite-only? or is it a pan-blogbelieve fancy dress ball?

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Yeah, it's time for my nightly ramblings. How are you? I hope you are exactly where you want to be, with the person you want to be with, doing exactly what you want to be doing. Me? I'm lost tonight. Wandering around and around. And finding nothing. Nothing but me. And I am empty. I am tired. Tired of him trying to fix me. I like being broken. I like my frailty and my missing pieces. He thinks he can find them. He doesn't know that I am the only one who knows where they are. I like my sharp edges. It keeps people at a safe distance. And tonight, I walk around lost in my own head. Trying to connect but not trying very hard. Spinning and that nauseating feeling creeps into my belly. All I want is to touch someone's hand.

I see them. There are lots of hands, but I can't reach them. I keep them close but just far enough away......

And then I find myself back in the corner, I look up and see you there. You're standing in the doorway. I am surprised to find you looking at me. I am shaking from the inside out. My eyes are burning from the tears. I expect you to say something...to ask me what's wrong, but, instead you just hold out your hand and I take it. And tonight, no words need to be spoken.

Mayo, thanks for letting me float along with you tonight.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Shattered and razor sharp.

MissTottenham said...

K, I've just caught up with your story too. Fantatsic as always, strange cucumber action though, loved it.

Great dress K. Where are you wearing it?

resurrected wreck said...

strange cucumber action though

0_0

elena said...

sdock I read what you wrote to Mayo. I truly felt bad reading it because it is so personal but I couldn't stop myself. And now I'm crying. Never forget we are all surrounding you with love.

sdock10 said...

Elena,

Thank you for that. I feel the love of all of you. I really do, but sometimes that sick feeling creeps back into my gut and it sucks the life out of me. And I get lost.

This page is getting hard to load for me so if I disappear tonight know that I love you all and I will see you tomorrow.

Entropy said...

It's freaking awesome to have you back, Miss T. Missed you like woah.

MissTottenham said...

We love you too sdock.


Hi E!!!!!!!! *A huge snog*

How are you babes? I missed you sooooo much.

resurrected wreck said...

Frank's laugh. Just 'cause it makes my day to hear it :)

elena said...

sdock
That sick feeling creeps back into all of us from time to time. It's so easy to give in and become lost.
That is the way I felt for so long. I was lost. All of the friends I have found here keep me on the path. They keep me from stumbling and becoming lost again. We won't let you become lost, sdock. We are all here for each other.

Entropy said...

I'm good, you? Anything you've ben up to while we missed you so?

Frank's laugh makes me laugh.

toujours said...

thank you, resurrected wreck. :)

resurrected wreck said...

Y'welcome :D

MissTottenham said...

E, I have been working at my sis's place still. The money is a godsend.

I have been filling in applications but nothing as yet.

I have been watching TV which I don't get to do when I'm on the blogs.

I have been having long baths while reading my stephen king book.

I have been having 8 hour phone conversations with DG.

Anonymous said...

What is it about Frank that makes him so fascinating. I could watch him for hours. Oh, and thanks for the video.

Carrie said...

iWelcome back MIss T!! I missed you bunches. Please pass along my sympathies to DG.

resurrected wreck said...

You're welcome, anonymous :)

And now I'm off to bed. Have a great night everyone, chat again tomorrow! :D

And welcome back Miss T!!!!!!!!

Carrie said...

Dayum, my post was full of typos. I'm watching Live Free or Die Hard and things keep going 'splody and distracting me. Plus, I'm not the best typist. :)

Entropy said...

That's awesome, T.
Yeah, I guess you figure out all this other time when your addiction of this blog isn't there.

Hey, Caarrriie.

Night, RW. Sleep well.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight RW

Amyranth said...

Oooh! A Fancy Dress Ball!! Am I invited?

Hey, is Bikey still taking everyone?

MissT!!! There you are!! Glad to see you back.

-A

MissTottenham said...

Hi Carrie, I missed you sweetie. How are you?

I shall pass on your love to DG.

Goodnight RW sweetie. It's great to be back.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'm off to bed as well goodnight

Carrie said...

I bought you some Hob Nobs Miss T but I eated 'em. :) I'm doing ok, got the creeping crud from the hubby (a cold, people, not v.d.) but otherwise fine. And heeeyyyyy Entropy. Finally read the #3 Angel today and all I can say is What?

Amyranth said...

Hey Awesome Possom!

I just saw your comment from earlier, glad to hear you liked Anti-Flag!

Now Kapu's going to be out next convert!

-A

toujours said...

this has nothing to do with anything going on here, so feel free to skim right over.

but i was just over at another site reading poetry and then was thinking about names and it suddenly occurred to me that now with the internet we're back to where we were hundreds of years ago, as regards to our names.

in the middle ages and up almost to the industrial age, you could be known by many different names, depending on what you did, and where you went -- names were flexible, you weren't given a first name and a last name and that was it forever. you could be "red the baker" at the market town and "tiny, auld rob's son" at home. change your occupation, change your name again. and, of course, spelling was by whim and chance.

and now here we are again, each with a dozen different user names, and fragmented identities. and each name not a mask, but becoming a tiny sliver of who we really are.

it's amazing, don't you think? it seems so wonderful, and so frightening all at once.



yeah...
so...

ramble over.

back to your regularly scheduled innuendos.

Carrie said...

TJ, that is an awesomely cool observation. Around here I'm known as "the one who yells and bitches alot," and then the kids at school call me Mrs. Annie's mom. So yeah, even without all the internet mumbo jumbo, I guess I still have that to a small extent, but yeah, the internet has really made that aspect blow up.

Carrie said...

and by here, I mean my real life home, not the blogbelieve one :)

Entropy said...

I haven't read 3, yet. I should do that to get a what the fuck face, too. Drink water, eat soup, and feel better.

Night, Martha.

toujours said...

it was just something that kind of hit me, you know -- and i guess i felt like i could just share it here.

i'm glad you thought it was interesting, carrie...it says something about the flexibility of our sense of self, i think. and something about how artificial the constraints of the industrial age were.

seriously -- most of what we think as "normal" about our culture and our cultural attitudes only go back to the victorians.



annnnnnnnd, i'm starting to ramble again. :/

Carrie said...

Eeewww, water and soup? What, I'm in prison here? Try a Wendy's fish sandwich and Pepsi Max, makes my antibodies happy.

Carrie said...

I like the rambley about historical stuff. Sometimes I feel like I was misplaced in time. Or maybe if there's reincarnation, I was just more comfortable in another one.

Entropy said...

That is pretty cool, TJ.

Whatevs, Carrie. You cezy ladie.

Anonymous said...

EVERYBODY (except Mayo and SS) HIT THE PORCH! ^_^

toujours said...

i used to feel out of place, too, carrie. but now i'm finding out stuff about now that is very though-provoking.

historcal research, historical fiction -- loved it all. my favorite periods though were the 13th centuries, b.c. and a.d. both.

MissTottenham said...

Hi Amyranth, yay I'm back.

Goodnight MJ sweetie, see you tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

I'm freaking out. Obama is going to lose. Which, okay, Clinton. She's got a great health care plan (which she may or may not actually carry out,) she wants to end the war, she won't put a cap on stem cell research, she won't put a cap on women's rights, and she won't try to outlaw gay marriage. So we could do a lot worse than her, IF she actually does what she says she will do.

It's just, OBAMA. I just love him so much. Like, I think he's got the spirit and the heart for this. And he's mad sexy. His sincerity, his causes, they turn me on. ^_^ I love that kind of passion.

Clinton, well, personally she doesn't do a lot for me and I find her kind of false. But then again, you have to vote for the issues. If she makes it to the elections--and she will--I'll be voting with my head rather than my heart.

Which is fine, except that some people I know are fed up Republicans who actually would have voted for Obama, bu twill NOT vote for Clinton, Because she's too polarizing. I'm like, "WHAT? You have to vote for the ISSUES in this case, NOT the person." John Kerry didn't make me cream my jeans, but I voted for him anyway.

*bites nails* This is going to be rough.

/rant

toujours said...

well, the porch much have exploded or something, because i can't get over there.

oh well.

Amyranth said...

*peeks out the foyer window*

Wow. It's not pretty, that's for sure.

Sdock and The Princess are covered in sooty, grey streaks. And there's burn marks on EVERYTHING.

And I can't tell who anyone else is, but there's a few blinking eyes out there.

What did Kapu DO?

-A

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight everyone. It was great to be back.

I shall see you all tomorrow.

Carrie said...

Night Miss T!

Anonymous said...

*peeks out the foyer window*

Wow. It's not pretty, that's for sure.

Sdock and The Princess are covered in sooty, grey streaks. And there's burn marks on EVERYTHING.

And I can't tell who anyone else is, but there's a few blinking eyes out there.


That are no longer in their heads. O_O

What did Kapu DO?

*toes the ground* I was just tryin'a bake a cake....

-A

Amyranth said...

Bye MissT!!

Great to co-exist with you on the blog again!!

-A

Amyranth said...

Kapu, on the porch?

The PORCH?

What kind of cake was it?

-A

toujours said...

good night, miss t! *super-smoochies*

so, was it your "special" recipe, kapunua?

i managed to crawl through the wreckage anyway, only to find out it had nothing to do with me.

and now look -- i'm all sooted up fer nuthin'.




anybodu need some avant-garde charcoal sketches done? :D

Entropy said...

Night, T! Awesome to have you back and all that.

Anonymous said...

Awww I missed missT again! :(

night babe !! sleep well!!!:)

I just drove home through the WORST! storm It was like a washing machine I could barely see the road and there was water everywhere but now it's passed but there seem to be fronts about, it lasted maybe 1/2 mile then gone!

Nice to have seen everyone about. What happened to the porch?

toujours said...

so, why is it so all-fire bleedin' slow over here?

where the hell are you all?

*hands on hips*



*paces*



*scowls*










*pouts*

toujours said...

haha.

i love how the surest way to bring someone out is to complain about no one being here. *smirk*

hey there ergo.

the porch exploded temporarily.

glad you made it home safe through all that!

ergo said...

*waves at TJ*

I don't know I just got here!

and I have only got like 20 mins and nobody's about to talk to...


well except you! :)

toujours said...

"nobody to talk to"

ouch.





:)

Anonymous said...

ergo smells of wallaby bottoms.

toujours said...

oh, sure.

insult her.
what, am i chopped liver or sumthin'?

ergo said...

I tell you I am royally sick of rain and the storm is probably now over the school and heading toward town where I must pick up my girl and go to tutor!

I will have to drive through it again, I hate driving in storms (oh thunder and lightning as well)
I hope it's blown itself out.

Though I did tutor this morning and took her mum to town and while there found flip flops n sale for $4 so bought 4 -like I need them but hey THEY WERE $4!!! Down from like $16!!! - practice for hubby coming home :)

Anonymous said...

but I am her anon!

Anonymous said...

TJ smells of chopped liver

ergo said...

Hi anon!!!!

thank you *smooch*

toujours said...

nicely done, ergo. if i were your hubby i would cave in the face of that logic.


that may very well be, oh ergo's anon, but did you ever think about those of us left uninsulted? the pains of universally admired and trusted?

it's a woeful burden.

woeful.

Amyranth said...

The porch wouldn't have exploded if we could keep Kapu out of the kitchen.



....



Did that sound weird to anyone else?

-A

Anonymous said...

you are welcome, not go eat some vegimite

toujours said...

TJ smells of chopped liver


much better.
thank you.

ergo said...

thanks anon I'll grab some from the cupboard!

Hi amyranth!
yep a little strange

toujours said...

nothing you say sounds weird, amyranth. just delightfully unusual.

Anonymous said...

but tj, you are too smart for an illiterare anon like me--that is your fault, you are too darn smart.

Anonymous said...

the funniest part of that? I didn't even realize that I misspelled illiterate.

Amyranth said...

Haha! Ergo and Teej, completely differing opinions.

-A

toujours said...

oh, anon, anon of my heart...

if i weren't happily ignoring valentine's day this year i would send you boxes and boxes of chocolates.

you're so cute.

*ruffles hair*

ergo said...

must be off again and I'm sure someone is out to get me - storm then I went to get a softdrink from fridge outside to take with me and FUCKING HUGE HUNTSMAN SPIDER ON THE DOOR!!!!

and I did squeal and jump back!

gah- fucking wildlife!!


ps anon - vegEmite....just sayin'
thanks again you been reading up on aussie?

bye all!!

toujours said...

bye ergo, good to see you!
be careful out in that weather, please.

toujours said...

*sigh*

and ergo's anon gone with her, i suppose.


woe is me.

Amyranth said...

Woe is Us.

I'm trapped at Heartless Bitches now.

-A

Anonymous said...

Oh um, sorry, tj. You um, smell? No wait, that's old. You, have purple hair! yeah, that's weird and stuff!

Amyranth said...

Check this out!!

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=ZMEJAa3dUVk

Some of you might remember this. Don't watch the video, just listen to the song.

-A

toujours said...

awww, you just get cuter.

weird isn't really a good insult, though, you know. it just encourages me.

;)

Amyranth said...

Teej, it's like having a baby anon. It's just trying SO hard to please you!

-A

toujours said...

i know amyranth, it's just the most adorable little anon! >.<

i looked at that youtube -- but only just a portion of it (too long to watch the whole thing on my dial-up). who was singing? i thought i recognized her voice.

Anonymous said...

tuck me in, you sucky blog people, I have to go to bed!

Anonymous said...

waaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

Anonymous said...

sigh, guess I'll have to go leave myself on someone's doorstep. Anyone want to adopt an anon?

elena said...

TJ I didn't know you had a baby!

Anonymous said...

*pops something in baby anon's mouth to suck*

Better now? Go to sleep sweetie.

elena said...

nanny said...
*pops something in baby anon's mouth to suck*

Nanny I hope you are a licensed professional cause that really sounds wrong.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, you need a license for that? O_O Why didn't someone tell me this? Damn.

Goodnight, BlogBelieve. ^_^

Oh! Mayo, good night to you. You know, you could nip down to the pharmacy for something to take care of those loose bowels of reproach. I don't think they have a remedy for the missing apostrophe in "whistle's" or the missing O in "too" but you never know.

I love you Mayo, that's why I wait two days to tease you. ^_~

S(S)S, don't peek. :D Long days and pleasant nights to you, e ku'u hoaloha.

toujours said...

oh my gods! my poor little sweetie pie anon! i abandoned you! D:

i was kidnapped by the big bad nasty lj and it wouldn't let me back, and i had to restart my computer just to get back here.

i feel like such an unfit anon-keeper. :(

Anonymous said...

clinton won't put a cap on women's rights,

The slaughter of innocent babies. I thought you were the one against killing,or is that logic, only for animals?

toujours said...

whoa. that's not my cute anon.

*backs away*

Amyranth said...

Teej, that's your baby anon, thanks to poor anon rearing skills.

-A is only kidding

Amyranth said...

Alright inflammatory anons and Dear Family, I really need to get some sleep.

It won't happen but I'll try anyway.

Goodnight Darling Mayonaise and SS!

-A

elena said...

So Mayo –

How was your day? Was life good to you or did it kick you in the… ? Yeah you know what I mean.

My day was better than yesterday. Of course running your knuckles over a cheese grater would be a step up from yesterday. That was truly a yucky visual wasn’t it?

Anyway, to get to the point. Well, shit there really isn’t one. Some nights I have things to say that are important (at least to me). This ain’t one of them.

I got through the day without any major drama and let me tell you that was a victory. Now if I can just do the same tomorrow.

Mayo, I’ve come to the realization that life is just a series of endless days. Some suck, some make you yawn but every once in a while a day will come along that makes you forget for a moment that the wonderful feeling won’t last. You suddenly think that you’ve conquered all the bad shit and you’ve arrived at your good place. Wait, I was really going for something inspirational here and I can see this going south in a hurry.

Okay, try this. Life sucks sometimes but only sometimes. You have to remember that for every suck something good will come your way. Oh shit, I just re-read that line. I’m not even gonna go there.

Fine, let me just say this. Mayo, I hope that you have more good day than bad. I hope that if you do have a suck day you like it. No, no, that just came out wrong. I’ve got it. What I’m trying to say is that if you have a bad day (totally taking suck out of this) that you remember good days will come to you. You just have to hold on.

I’m so glad in that last paragraph I took out “suck” and spelled “come” right. Maybe I should just go write some of my meaningless porn as the ANON called it.

Take Care Mayo.

Elena (out there definitely in an alternate universe)

toujours said...

oh, elena. i love you. :)

Vivienne said...

I love you guys... what you do for me. Damn it amazes me.
A shout out to The lovely OP's and Gentle Vengeance, for taking time to visit me, when I've really needed it.
But seriously, all of you, Mayo, SS, sisters and brother... I love you.

Take care of yourselves!

xoxo cupcake

toujours said...

mayo,

do you ever get tired of yourself? ever just wear yourself out with...well, with reaching out with empty arms, over and over? or tired of being sure that even the air is disappointed to be breathed by you?

a friend tonight described it as "battle weary" and that's a perfect description. you're worn thin from fighting yourself, worn threadbare.

what do you do when you feel like that? i usually just hunker down, wait it out, writhe if i need to. not the best game plan.

tonight i did something different. tonight i wrote about something pleasant, something gentle. i sat down and pulled out a memory to share with whoever wants to read my blog (you can read it to, if you want), but mostly to share with myself.

and it worked, a little. it was a bit like putting a snoopy band-aid on a gaping head-wound, but still, it brought some comfort.

i hope you have a box of band-aids of your own to use when you need them. maybe ones with hello kitty on them?

*grin*

good night, mayo. sweet dreams to you.

Anonymous said...

*blows candle out on the nightstand*

Goodnight Family, Mayo, and SS.

Sweet dreams.

Kassiopeia said...

Morning Mayonaise,

D'ya miss me?! Did ya?! Did ya?! Aww, I bet you did!

Ahem.

I am now, if not fully well, having to go to work - it'd be pretty darn rich for me to take the day off and then go see Paramore tonight, seeing as I'm going to the gig with a few guys from work. At least I'm probably non-contagious by now and if I take enough paracetamol-based drugs my liver may not thank me, but I should be able to survive the night.

Kass xx

farawaysoclose said...

good morning mayo man in the tower!

good morning SS in the pumpkin house!

morning blogbelieve family in the castle!

fuck i love make believe, its alot nicer than real life!

hello kass!! i missed you! i won at DM but hey whats new?? *sniggers*

kapunua you make me laugh!

Oh! Mayo, good night to you. You know, you could nip down to the pharmacy for something to take care of those loose bowels of reproach. I don't think they have a remedy for the missing apostrophe in "whistle's" or the missing O in "too" but you never know.

I love you Mayo, that's why I wait two days to tease you. ^_~



and elena you are bad but very good!

You have to remember that for every suck something good will come your way.

I’m so glad in that last paragraph I took out “suck” and spelled “come” right. Maybe I should just go write some of my meaningless porn as the ANON called it.


Elena (out there definitely in an alternate universe)

haha! definitely elena!


ok thats my mini recap!!

hell i've said it loads but

WELCOME BACK MISS T!!!!!!

farawaysoclose said...

go on click on it you know you want to!!

the good old days!

resurrected wreck said...

Morning bloggers! :D

See you all later... Have a good one!

Anonymous said...

Basically, we all cherish tranquility, even those of us given to violence. For instance, when spring comes, the days grow longer, there is more sunshine, the grass and trees come alive and everything is very fresh. People feel happy. In autumn, one leaf falls, then another, then all the beautiful flowers die until we are surrounded by bare, naked plants. We do not feel joyful. Why is this? Because deep down, we desire constructive, fruitful growth and dislike things collapsing, dying or being destroyed. Every destructive action goes against our basic nature; building, being constructive is the human way.

Kassiopeia said...

Aww, I'm getting all nostalgic! Which is weird because I'd never heard of MCR back in 2003.

Matt's jiggling moobs are very hypnotic though - so maybe they're doing odd things to my brain waves. Oh for the days when G-Way couldn't actually sing, but didn't have anything written on him, when admitting to being a fan wasn't therefore quite so embarrassing...

You OK FASC?

Kass xx

Anonymous said...

Fantastic footage, FASC.
The raw energy of the early days, the punkish vibe, the stage diving, the on stage maulings, Gerard's voice stronger in that song than some of his live performances today...

*slaps own face for going on and on and on...*

Good morning everyone.

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