Thursday, November 8, 2007

A lucid transaction.

I am sitting at a table with friends, it is dark and loud. I am bored. I am absently searching for something affecting to distract me, when I spot myself sitting across the room. I am at a table with some friends…and I am staring right back at myself. I am unable to look away. The gaze between us has me transfixed. Then he, the other me, shuns me with a smirk and joins the conversation at his table. He is speaking, and his hands are gesturing along with his alluring tale. His friends are captivated by the unconstrained other me. I envy his ease. Now I am alone at my table and I am singing to the other me. My song is pleading for him to hear, to once again find me, but he does not. And just as I am about to stop singing, you grab my hand and pull me up from my chair, and I wake up.



p.s. it is because the light reflected from painted glass is ambiguous. mirror me in your words, and that is where I find clarity. as do you, in each others.

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ergoproxy said...

L what about cassie and Katherine Drier

MissTottenham said...

L, I know that list is no particular order but it did make me smile to see my name at the top.

Anonymous said...

Woosle, I should have recognized you by then. I didn't know you changed your name.

JocelynHolly said...

Ohh. I think I remember you Woosle!
Thanks for the info.

Anonymous said...

Hi BC

Nice to meet you too - although, i feel like i know you guys so well already - been lurking for too long !

sister midnite said...

Yes, Dr. Nut. Game most definitely fucking ON.

OP's L & J, thank you. Love ya!!

Amyranth, I'm still laughing at 'goober'. To quote Kapunua, El to the Oh to the El.
(BTW, what's it like in Calgary today? It's cold enough here in good ol' Deamonton to freeze a witch's tit. No offense to any Wiccan's among us!)

Hi woosle, Lucy, anyone else I've missed!

So who would like to catch me up on the latest Crappy Anon's invasion?

Anon @ 10:47:
Joan of Arc is a little far-reaching for 'him' right now. Although I really am hoping he doesn't go all Anne Boleyn on us.

PH is the master of Hug Fu.
Can I be in charge of Bitch Fu or Boots Fu? ^_~

Anonymous said...

by the way

i stand by what i said over at bc's blog

that man needs his arse kicked

and hard !

MissTottenham said...

hey woosle, how was the Take That show.

I remember telling you I was jealous.

Anonymous said...

I like your name Woosle. It puts a smile on my face.
Paperheart, can I be in charge of Asskicking Fu? ^_^

gnothi seauton said...

You can understand our reticence Woolse.

And OP's, I know Star is on the list I was just answering her question LOL :)

Are you adding L'ame Tragique?

Anonymous said...

Woosle, get someone to pay me so I can kick Mayo's ass double hard. I need to lay the smackdown on his tortured ass. Lol

JocelynHolly said...

Sister Midnite, you pick what you are the master of=]

Anonymous said...

miss t

take that were fantastic - no howard though - boo hoo !!

my friend went to see them in the day (showing my age now) and she said they were just as good now as then.

BC - woosle was what my two older brothers called me when we were kids ( and still do now given half the chance)

Entropy said...

I like the idea L.
Thanks for making it.

Sister M. is back! Welcome back sweetie!

Hey everyone! I'm heading home now and I'll talk to you all in a bit:)

It's Friday! Is the game on?

gnothi seauton said...

Woolse,

I keep reading your name as woosel :\

JocelynHolly said...

BC = Asskicking Fu
SM = Bitch Fu

There we go!

sdock10 said...

It seems we are missing a Princess in here.

Where is she? I bet blogger is kicking her ass like it is kicking mine.

Dial up, SUCKS MAJOR FUCKING ASS!!

And I shouldn't be wasting what little comment time I have on this stupid comment!

Original Punk J said...

Woosle,

Ok, we don't want to exclude anyone who has been here so if you don't mind, please answer us a few questions.

Who are the sisters on this blog?

Who were J and I mistaken for at one time?

Who's favorite saying is "my ass!"

Thanks!

L and J

Anonymous said...

gnothi seauton said...
You can understand our reticence Woosle.



of course - no offence taken

MissTottenham said...

Woosle, I saw them loads back in the day ha!

I was dubious as to whether they'd be as good this time round so I didn't go to the last tour.

When I saw the DVD, I was amazed that they were just as good. The tix for this tour sold like in seconds though.

I am still totally jealous, oh well, DVD it is for me ha!

Original Punk J said...

Ergoproxy,

L what about cassie and Katherine Drier

I think they have been around for a bit and both have accounts, don't they?

L.

Smoke said...

Nurse Smoke&Venom is here. Anyone need any meds tonight? Mayo, any boo-boo's that need special attention? I'll be happy to help you out with that. Got my shorty-short nurse's uniform and my thigh-highs on just for you, sweetie!

Hello all my fellow Mayo Mafia partners-in-crime!

Anonymous said...

punks

ok let me see - i have had a child so my brain cells are evaporating (so ive been told)

sisters - s&v20 - sdock10 ?

J & L Jamia and lyn z ?

my ass ( i prefer 'arse') kapunua ?

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Smoke&Venom!!
*HUG*

How's it going? =]

Anonymous said...

Thank you paperheart! Hi there entropy! hello hello princess smoke. How are you?

JocelynHolly said...

Anytime Master of Asskicking Fu! ^_^

Original Punk J said...

Good enough woosle!

If you don't mind, would you set up an account just so no one steals your name?

Oh, and J wants to know if you got your name from Winnie the Pooh?

Sorry for the Spanish Inquisition, but we're a little skittish around these parts.

L.

Anonymous said...

miss t

they were great - i wasnt a great take that fan in my teenage years - i was a depeche mode and OMD fan

we tried to get tickets for the O2 for hours and failed - thays why we went to berlin

going to the O2 next week though !

my friend is a take that fanatic so i went to chaperone her - shes literally just split with her husband of 8 years so a girly weekend away was just the ticket

Original Punk J said...

Gnothi,

Are you adding L'ame Tragique?


Done.

I'll enter an updated list tonight.

Love ya,
L.

Anonymous said...

by the way

'my ass' makes me think of the Royal family every time


any one else no what i mean

L - woosle is a nickname given to me from a very early age from my beloved brothers

Original Punk J said...

Sis Midnite!

Welcome back!

Mmmwah! Mmmwah!
*kisses on both cheeks*

Welcome back to The Family.

Love ya,

L and J

JocelynHolly said...

I'm sorry everyone.
I must be off.

*HUG*

Love;
-007
xoxox

Enjoy the kickball game!
I'll be cheering you all on from the sidelines.

Original Punk J said...

Princess Smoke,

Are you sure you wouldn't cause a medical emergency instead of fixing it? Mayo's heart might not be able to take it! :)

Love,
L and J

Original Punk J said...

Bye, Bubbles!

Talk to ya later!

Love ya,

L and J

MissTottenham said...

See you later paperheart sweetie.

Anonymous said...

Take care little teddy bear *hugs


-Master of Asskicking Fu


#1

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Rumor has it? That Mayo is saving his whip for you...

How do you feel about that shit?

Would you like that shit?

Smoke said...

Awwww, shit! My Co-captain is back! Whoop! Whoop!

YAY! I'm so glad you came back Sis!

We need our naughty nun!

gnothi seauton said...

No offense woolse but all you newbies are seriously fucking up my present to Mayo!!

Smoke said...

Oh, HE'S gonna like that shit! But like I said before, I'll make him beg for it first.

If ya'll can't tell, I'm not the submissive type.

woosle said...

GS


Sorry - what ?

Anonymous said...

So when does the game start?

gnothi seauton said...

Bye PH.

Anonymous said...

Dear anons with questions:

Aloha. To answer your question, basically this is like a kind of online role-playing game. No one knows who anyone is and that's part of the fun. A few of us "know" each other through blogger, LJ or MySpace but that's the extent of it. It's sort of like Chuck Palahniuk's Haunted, with the mysterious host and the group of crazy writers, only we're hopefully not that crazy. Also a little like D&D except with mafias and nurses and crusaders, ninjas, villains and victims. That sort of thing.

We have poetry, dreams, images and metaphors that are like little mysteries to solve. If you can't keep up with the ambiguous talk, if you aren't quick of mind and fleet-fingered, you miss out on a lot. (I miss out on a lot. ^_^ )

Pretty purple unicorn is our resident troll with the IQ of a dustbunny. All online communities have to have someone who resents other people having fun, PPU is ours.

And, uhh, it's already been proven that SS is not Frank, when he posted a few times while MCR were on stage. Mayo did that once, too. ^_^

I'm fairly certain that Mayo will welcome you to hang out, but please don't be a dick.

Anyway, Mayo Clinic / Mafia / Castle Anthrax regulars: Please meet me over at the other blog of ours, kept by sdock and S&V20, where we discuss our daily games? I'd like to run a few things by you guys re: tonight's kickball game. OPs J. and L. please meet me there also if you don't mind? My ideas will be in the comments of the latest posts.

See you guys at kickball later! Again I won't be playing due to bad memories, but I will absolutely bring some green tea for when all you athletes take a break. ;D

Original Punk J said...

Sister Midnite!

Hallelujah. Between L, you, and SS, I thought I was gonna have to form a search party!

Good to have you back. Kiss kiss.

J.

Anonymous said...

And of course, WELCOME BACK SISTER MIDNITE! It's just not the same without you. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Although Mayo, my dear host, my questions to you @ 1:16 AM still apply. You don't have to be direct, you can find a way, and I will find one, too.

Smoke said...

L & J,

He needs to be WHIPPED into shape, if you catch my drift. Muwahahah!

gnothi seauton said...

Woolse,

I'm drawing something and every time someone new comes on I have to add something else.

It'll all become clear soon :)

sister midnite said...

Sdock said:
Rumor has it? That Mayo is saving his whip for you...

How do you feel about that shit?
Would you like that shit?


Fuck YEAH, she would!!!

Princess S&V20, you're right. I'm a NAUGHTY, naughty nun. I been baaaaad. I been soooo bad I need to be spanked.

*snicker* As IF. I'd be the one givin' it, not receivin' it. ^_~

Original Punks: Thanks. I love you ladies!!

I love you all. I really, really, REALLY do. I know it's only been a day, but I missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MissTottenham said...

Thanks GS for your lovely words.

farawaysoclose said...

hello guys. no idea whats going on. just had big bust up with mr bloke so fuck him thought i'd come here. well its either here or in bed with him or the sofa.....i thought here would be best. he hates you all btw with a vengeance!! he says mayo has his dick in his hand all the time....all this female attention. i said to him....actually we don't give a shit its all about us anyway (love you still (kinda) mayo). he does not get it....thats the bloke btw.
so whats up?????

Loli Lovette said...

SOMEBODY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH THIS.

holy BATMAN

JP from the Flesh Farm posted it a couple of weeks ago, and I DIED of laughter. Now, I'm undead.

In other news, bonjour!

MissTottenham said...

Hello faraway.

Tell Mr bloke I hate him too. He takes up far too much of your time when you should be here with us.

gnothi seauton said...

Miss T , you're very welcome :)

farawaysoclose said...

sister midnite is back......hurray! we misse you!

miss T , i know i don't know where to go with mr bloke anymore its just shit!

woosle said...

Faraway

hi, sorry to hear about that

my hubby is away in China (work)

so i have all the time in the world expect when dealing with two six year olds running riot round the house

Anonymous said...

And me, don't forget me! ^____^

Smoke said...

FASC, I think your Mr. Bloke and my Jackass should get together. He told me I should go run away and live with My Chemical Romance. I said "AS IF"! Although, if Frank asked me (CALL ME!), I would be gone like The Flash.

Of course, my mini-rock star would have to come, too.

farawaysoclose said...

two 6 yr olds! god that sounds like a challenge woosle! why do they have to fight and wind each other up so much??????
its the bain of my fuckin life.
i have 8,5 and 2 yr olds and i swear the 2 yr old is the easiest and he's a 2 yr old....you know the age where they have a zillion tantrums!
mr bloke is the most difficult to please sadly!

MissTottenham said...

Sorry to hear that faraway.


If things get too bad, I've heard an axe could be useful. Maybe a chainsaw, whatever takes your fancy.

farawaysoclose said...

smoke and venom....its a shitter aint it! he just doesn't get any of it.i suppose i don't blame him but if it makes me happy whats his fuckin problem!

Original Punk J said...

By the way guys,

We broke down and posted our pics on photobucket, so you can see what we look like.

The first pic is my (L's) boot, from the pair I got in London. Then me (L) and J.

Here's the link:

http://s226.photobucket.com/albums/dd181/Original_Punks/

Love ya,
L. and J.

woosle said...

faraway

luckily only one of the six year olds is mine - the other is a guest !

my boy didnt have terrible twos - just terrible threes, fours, fives.....etc

sdock10 said...

Does Mayo want to help cheer kickball tonight or does he fill like playing? If not, Mayo, you can sit on the sidelines with me.

Anonymous said...

The name is not the omen? Is that what it was? Are you not disappointed?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Greetings and salutations my mafia sister (brothers). I have finally caught up. I'm confused as hell so what ever family secrets need to be told to me please email me. I have a new email just for this place it's on my profile. Blackheart13 is part of the family she may not come round to much but she knows who is who.

On to clown vagina i used it at work. I went up to a coworker and told them i have something important to tell you clown vagina. It also was said in front of three other people. The reaction always the same. They looked like they had just smelled something bad. OR had seem something horrible ans disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Aren't you guys lovely? YOu look like sisters, even though you're not. Hey, did you guys get my message? ^_^

farawaysoclose said...

thanks miss T. we had a huge discussion on the sofa tonight. he wouldn't let me sit next to him naturally cos he's pissed off so then you know the conversation is gonna be just special!!! man i don't have the energy for it all. not to worry!!!! tomorrow is another day apparantly! spelt wrong no doubt....sigh!

Original Punk J said...

Thank you Kapunua!

And yes, we did. They're waiting for you...

L and J.

Anonymous said...

I used "clown vagina" at work today, too! And I have a picture to prove it.

woosle said...

anyways

i will bid you all a goodnight as i need to pack in as much sleep as possible before the terrible two get up and rouse me from my slumbers !

have to go and stand in a freezing cold park tomorrow morning and watch them play football

oh joy

nighty night, take care.

Loli Lovette said...

The OPs are hotties!

Original Punk J said...

Marthajones,

Your right, blackheart13 and black jacket will both be added to the list.

Love,
L and J

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Like I said the other night Lj and photo bucket don't like me or my computer is being a bitch. Either way I will try again later.

Anonymous said...

Gotcha, you guys. Fantastic. ^___^ You guys all make me smile so much.

For everyone here. Everyone. Mayo: I & II. Friends, everyone, III, IV, V.



A WOMAN'S LAST WORD - Robert Browning


Let's contend no more, Love,
Strive nor weep:
All be as before, Love,
---Only sleep!

What so wild as words are?
I and thou
In debate, as birds are,
Hawk on bough!

See the creature stalking
While we speak!
Hush and hide the talking,
Cheek on cheek!

What so false as truth is,
False to thee?
Where the serpent's tooth is
Shun the tree---

Where the apple reddens
Never pry---
Lest we lose our Edens,
Eve and I.

Be a god and hold me
With a charm!
Be a man and fold me
With thine arm!

Teach me, only teach, Love
As I ought
I will speak thy speech, Love,
Think thy thought---

Meet, if thou require it,
Both demands,
Laying flesh and spirit
In thy hands.

That shall be to-morrow
Not to-night:
I must bury sorrow
Out of sight:

---Must a little weep, Love,
(Foolish me!)
And so fall asleep, Love,
Loved by thee.

Original Punk J said...

Wow, Lolita, we've never been called hotties before. I'm gonna blush. :) Thank you!

J.

farawaysoclose said...

woosle...sorry forgot you had a sleep over! my head is all over the shop!
martha that made me laugh alot.
kapunua you always make me laugh!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

woosle nice to meet you I hope that when you return I will be able to talk to you have a good night.

MissTottenham said...

Wow op, you guys really do look like sisters. You both have the same pretty smiles.

Thanks for the pics.

Original Punk J said...

Princess Smoke, Sister Midnite,

L wants to know if the boots are up to par?

J.

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight woosle.

gnothi seauton said...

Bye woolse

farawaysoclose said...

hey ops you actually do look like sisters! great boots btw!

Anonymous said...

Hi everyone! I have missed so much, I have been reading so many comments it's a wonder my eyes aren't bleeding.

I can't believe the chaos the anon's and PPU caused today.

Anonymous said...

Hello hello Lucy. Nice to meet you. Are you aware that you used my name in your comment? ^_^
hee hee

Original Punk J said...

Miss T, FASC,

Thank you! Lots of folks mistake us for sisters. We always say we're closer than sisters b/c we more often than not get along better. W4've been best friends for 19 years. Kinda like people who start looking like their pets after awhile...

J.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Bc and lucy

sister midnite said...

Orig. Punks, you ladies are hot!!
Yes, the boots are fab. ^_^

((Check your blog.))

Hi, MJ. I was Jonesin' for Martha, but I'm back now.

Well, kinda. I need to go home. *LOL* But I'll be back later, for sure.

Love you all!!
And I must say... DAMN, it's good to be back!!! ^____^

Anonymous said...

hello hello martha how are you?
does anyone know if entropy is here? I was supposed to show her a picture of me.

Smoke said...

Oh, the boots are smokin'!

Anonymous said...

L and J, you two are beautiful! I love your boots too ^_^

Anonymous said...

oh yes! I never noticed that! :D

I just want to say because of all the drama today that although I only made my first post yesterday, I have been here for what seems like forever. I would dearly love to be included in your 'gang' as I am fully up to speed with things and after it taking me this long to find the guts to finally post I don't want to be left in the cold so to speak. I completely understand why it is important to be careful around new people that suddenly ask odd questions out of nowhere. But I have always felt like part of this and really enjoyed everything about this blog. Until I posted yesterday then understood just how much I had been missing out cos I was too shy to join in.

MissTottenham said...

Lucy, you are part of my gang.

Anonymous said...

Lucy, of course, you are welcome to join our lovely gang.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Lucy! Well of course! Our host has never turned anyone away. It's just a delicate game and we've all come to know each other and the characters we play, so I guess we get a little defensive. All RPers tend to do that sometimes; sorry about that. ^_^ We just all like each other and our game very much.

Sdock, hold up, I thought we were both The Crusader? At least in accordance with our stalker. Sdock, do you think our benign stalkers are the same person, or two different ones? I can't quite tell.

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much. I don't mind answering questions, it is only fair, and I wouldn't be offended.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello sister midnite glad that you are back. BC I'm good how about you.

Original Punk J said...

SM,

Left you a message on your blog. Thanks for yours, BTW.

J.

Anonymous said...

Your welcome Lucy. I'm doing pretty good martha. Just had some pizza

Anonymous said...

Kapunua, you and sd10 now have stalkers? Wow. Mine disappeared and went poof! ^_^

farawaysoclose said...

hey guys gotta go!
hi lucy sorry to leave but its getting late.
ops you are so lovely.
sis midnite thank god you came back. it didn't seem right without you!
night BC and S&v sorry if i've missed anyone else miss T GS etc.
love you all,
tomorrow is another day thank god!
gotta face what i have to face which aint ever pretty!
nighty night. have fun i know you will.
x

MissTottenham said...

Yo MJ. didn't see you there.

How the hell are you?

Carrie said...

Hey , my name wasn't on the list and I've been here for awhile. I was even an answer on the quiz! :(

MissTottenham said...

See you later faraway, take care.

Original Punk J said...

BC,

Thank you! Those were definitely good hair days. :)

J.

Original Punk J said...

Goodbye FASC! Thanks again. Have a lovely night.

J.

Original Punk J said...

Carrie,

Don't worry, hon, we gotcha. The list is sort of a work in progress.

J.

Anonymous said...

I want to be on the list too please!

Anonymous said...

OP's, hello, I don't think we have ever met. I'm a long time lurker, for no sinister reason, I'm just quite shy,and I have always loved your comments. I feel like I know everyone on here and nobody knows me, so I feel guilty like some stalker. The things you write, along with so many other ppl here, is inspirational.

Carrie said...

Whew! I was afraid I was gonna have to sleep with the fishes or whatever. And I totally tried to work clown vagina into a conversation today, but just couldn't figure out how. I would love to hear how others did it.

Original Punk J said...

Lucy,

We'll be glad to put you on the list, but humor us with some answers. Please, no offense intended.

What does Smoke @ Venom always have with her?

Name one of the schoolteachers.

Where did FarAwaySoClose get her name?

J.

Smoke said...

Hi Lucy!

Well, I'm off for a bit. But I shall return.

Mayo, I will let you cheer tonight or you can even kick once or twice. Although, I'm not sure how good you are. Never actually seen you KICK the ball, just kinda kick at it. Oh well. It's up to you. Or if you want, you can hold my mirror while I kick. I know you will take extra good care of it now, seeing as how you love them almost as much as me. But I swear to God, if there is one crack, I'm gonna take that whip and strangle you with it til you pass out. That might be kinda fun..........

Toodles.

sdock10 said...

k,

I have no fucking clue anymore about anything especially tonight. I seem to be more clueless than usual. Me, myself, and I are intrigued.

And yes according to our stalker(s) we each make up 1/2 of the crusader and something about neither one of us was going to catch him.

OOOH, but my aim is true and my arms are strong.

Hi everyone,

J&L you guys are FABULOUS!

TOOFUCKINGFABULOUS!

Blogger is kicking my ass. Might not be able to post again. Too many comments.

Love ya'll
sdock10
luci
dr.nut
1/2Joan

Original Punk J said...

Hey Donna Reed--I mean, Kapunua!

You gotta post your pic of the "clown vagina" incident.

J.

Anonymous said...

I'll try my best OP's

a mirror

um, I think it's Gnothi, I know toujours is a librarian

U2

I'm useless at tests! .

MissTottenham said...

See you later S&V20.

Anonymous said...

Sorry about that little blackout, I had to make supper and feed the cranky cats.

Original Punks - I love it. Let's do it. Kapu arranged a meet at the Clinic, right?

-Amyranth

Original Punk J said...

Lucy,

You passed, welcome to the Family! Kisses on both cheeks for you.

Now all you need is an account. Even if you don't set up a blog, please make an account. THank you!

You're now on the list.

J.

Anonymous said...

How did I do? I knew all the answers to Woosle's questions! Typical!

Original Punk J said...

SDock,

Thanks, darling. We be Southern belles, too, you know. Knoxville, TN.

J.

Entropy said...

Hey everyone! How are you all doing?
I kind of feel out of the loop and I think I missed something, I went places that K said but I don't know.
I put up my email if I did miss something and if you guys want to fill me in.
But no worries if you don't.

BC,you called? Haha.

OP's,definite hotties!

Bye Smoke,talk to you later.
You too sdock!

Anonymous said...

Goddamnit, I had a long post that for once I didn't write in wordpad and tried to post ehre like three times, only to have it fail epically each time and now I don't feel like re-writing it.

One thing, though. Who the hell is Donna Reed? ^_^

Anonymous said...

I just shouted out 'Yes! I passed!' and I'm on my own. Does that make me a loser?!

I'm going to set up an account right now. Thank you again. I really do wish I had just posted from the start, I don't know what I was worried about, you have all been so nice! :D

Original Punk J said...

Amy,

We met at the Clinic earlier, for the kickball game. You can cruise on over for last-minute updates if you like.

J.

MissTottenham said...

Hi Entropy!

Big hugs.

I'd love to fill you in but I've missed loads myself. I shall leave it to someone wiser.

Anonymous said...

Hello all! Not signed it 'cause it takes too long on dial-up.

There's lots of people here, so I'll refrain from naming all of you off.


Good to have you back Sister M. We're all whole now. No one's gone.

Is Silence and Mya on the list? I forgot?

And I see "Ice" has made an appearance again. I don't think 'Double Letters' likes 'ice' in his drinks. Just sayin'.

Kapunua:
Pretty purple unicorn is our resident troll with the IQ of a dustbunny. All online communities have to have someone who resents other people having fun, PPU is ours.

Total win. I laughed. Out loud.
I know. El to the Oh to the El. ;)

Entropy said...

Hi MissT! Hug!
Thanks.
How are you?

Anonymous said...

Hello hello entropy. how are you?
Do you still want me to post my pic?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Entropy you and me both. I missed something I don't know what. Carrie I just would say clown vagina out of the blue in some cases. Lucky for me that the coworker who I first said it to hung around me most of the day. So one of the times I said it it went down like this. Dude are you sad.

Yes

Clown vagina

Another co worker who happen to be there
What???

Clown vagina

Gets a look on her face as if she has smelled something bad.

Hell to guys by the way.

Anonymous said...

Your very welcome J ^_^

Carrie said...

My computer is slow as all get out tonight (I think it's because I'm taping Ghost Whisperer on my media center and the poor thing can't handle two tasks at one time). At any rate, I gotta go 'cause it's family movie night and we're watching that rat movie that just came out. Is it wrong that I would almost rather hang out here? Have a good night, guys, and I'll be looking forward to the clown vagina picture!

Original Punk J said...

Entropy,

Thank you for the compliment! You wouldn't know it to look at us right now, though...

J.

MissTottenham said...

I'm good entropy.

OP, kapunua. I've missed loads today. Can I ask of the clinic where kickball is going down.

Entropy said...

Hey BC,doing good.
You? headache all gone?
And of course,if it's no truoble.
Did you already post it for Paperheart?

Carrie said...

Thanks for the story marthajones! One other thing--bc, I thought I had the link for your blog (the second one) but I keep getting a 404 error. Is there anyway I can e-mail you or something and get the right link. (I swear I'm not a mean stalker--I have posted on your journal before, way back--as alyannie)

Anonymous said...

Clown vagina at work today. I had to leave a note for my friend Casse who is moving away; today was our last day working together. So that first note is to her. And in true Mayo fashion, the P.S. is to you guys. ^_^ This was on the treatment board, by the way.

S'up, Mustard! I'm glad you liked that one. ^_^ Hey Carry, Entropy, Chaos and MJ. :D

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Miss t between my computer being a bitch and do my laundry I missed you.

Entropy said...

Hey Martha,I'm glad I'm not the only one:)

You're welcome J.

Anonymous said...

Hey MissT! ^_^

Original Punk J said...

Bye Carrie! Enjoy the rat.

Lucy, that doesn't make you a loser, it makes you one of us.

J.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

It seems that there is more than one blog that had its url change and I don't have it email me people. for the love of God I'm so confused. I feel like vunching some one.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Bye carrie.

Anonymous said...

Apologies everyone. I had to change my url again.

Entropy said...

Hello K.
That is great!

I mentioned it today too.
What was hilarious was one of my friends was like"clown va jay jay?"
It made me laughed for awhile.

gnothi seauton said...

Good night Mayo.

Good night all.

Gnothi seauton checking out.

TTFN

Anonymous said...

entropy, I'll post the picture right now. Carrie, martha, I will leave my email up on my profile page. Be back in a few minutes

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Yep, I'm still here. As you can see, I have managed to make one more appearance tonight. Your house is getting pretty full tonight and I am having a tough time hanging out here...or actually my computer is. I would love to stay. It's blogger and it's the most fun I've had. Like, well almost.

So I saved my one last post for just you tonight. I have been very out of my head today...or inside my head depending on how you look at it and where you are standing. And it's been afuckingmazing. I have let the shit flow like hot lava down a volcano and I'm sure to most people I sound troubled. Like maybe I need medication or something or perhaps psychiatric evaluation...oh well, oh well. Not fucking yet. I hope you have enjoyed my attempts at freestyling shit today. I have a tendancy to way overthink things sometimes so I just turned that off today. Maybe it worked, maybe it didn't.

Well, I hope we have answered you question for you. I'm sure we have answered it 40 million different ways. But isn't it great that it wasn't a test. Or was it a test? Fuck, I probably failed miserably. Will there be a retest? A pop quiz? See, I just can't shut myself up today. Ain't it great?

Don't think we don't notice that you have answered some of our questions as well. I thank you for always sharing with you in your own way. It makes it that much more special.

Well, like I said way, way earlier. It's getting crowded in here so I think I will retreat back to my own blog for the night. There are pleny of seats still available if you care to join and watch the tragedy unfold. Oh, don't be silly. Of course it's not dangerous, not for you anyway. Your chair is located a safe distance away from all the real activity. You can have a nice, chill time and maybe even be entertained. If not, I promise to do better next time.

Love t

Lucy Lu said...

Thanks J.

I have my account, not too sure what to do with it, but I have it!

Anonymous said...

Probably won't be able to post anymore.

Me and Sdock get kicked out of the Mayo Clinic when we've talked this much.

Dial-up sucks hard.

I'll be lurking though. So don't say bad stuff about me :)

Carrie said...

Oh, one last last thing. I swear this blog is like when someone is leaving and you walk them out to their car in the driveway and talk for 20 more minutes. I just went up to my daughter and randomly said "clown vagina" so I got that covered but now she may be traumatized. But then I made it up to her by introducing her to the word "vunch" which she immediately embraced and I'm sure will be all over the high school by next week. Hoping I don't get a call....

capture this void said...

Crap.
sklgj;s;kldf

BC, I don't have your URL either. Should I email?

Did some shit go down involving some Anons again? Christ. Leave the poor girl alone.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

bye gs

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Bc you have my email address but I have a new one just for here on my profile.

Anonymous said...

Email address is up everyone. You guys please feel free to email me.
Unfortunately, I had another "encounter" with an anon last night CTV, and so I banned any anon from sending comments on my blog. I am getting fed up with it and I also made my blog private

Entropy said...

Goodnight GS.

Original Punk J said...

Bye GS, sdock. Talk to you again.

Congrats Lucy Lu! I like the name.

Carrie, your daughter needs to know these things early on.

Mustard, we'll only talk about you when you're not listening.

Right now, I gotsta eat. L and I will be back later.

Catch y'all later!

J

toujours said...

hello everybody!
game on yet?

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Motherfuckingbloggersonofabitch it ate the last part of my sign off....

So here goes AGAIN!!

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. Coffee and Cigarettes will be served.

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight GS.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello ctv

Anonymous said...

Hello hello squeak squeak. How are you?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello all and good bye must leave for a few computer being a bitch again.

Entropy said...

Hey Toujours!

See ya J&L.

Anonymous said...

Ah, one more, might be the last.


And I do it to correct my own grammar.

*Not "Me and Sdock," Sdock and I.
He'd kick my ass for saying that and having corrected him on the correct usage of "good" and "well."

Sorry 'bout that, Dude!

J:
I's watchin' yoo.

Magic Pie said...

not sure if this was posted here yet...

A MESSAGE FROM BOB

Hi, it's Bob. We are very sorry about canceling our recent show in Maine. I have been having many problems with my wrists over the past few years. They have been getting worse but I kept playing. I have seen many doctors to get some relief so I wouldn't have to stop playing. I guess I pushed it too hard this time. During our show at Maxwell's I got a golf ball-sized lump in my wrist, I started to not only have pain, but lose control and feeling in my fingers. I went through a process to control the swelling and attempted to play the show with Bon Jovi the next day. The Bon Jovi show was really bad for me - I was dropping sticks and could barely hit my drums. After that show we decided I had to go get immediate treatment. I had to leave the tour. Being the stubborn person I am, I made a last minute decision to give it another shot on the second Bon Jovi show. It didn't work, we had to cut the set in half. We have a fill in now as I am getting treatment - he learned the songs in one day. We will try our hardest to make the show up to you when the specialists give me the okay. Thanks for understanding.

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight MJ.



So sorry, I'm slow on this tonight. You hello'd me so a big hello to kapunua.

Entropy said...

Bye Mustard,happy lurking!

capture this void said...

Hello MarthaJones. How are you, love?

toujours said...

hey bc!

i'm good -- slow, though. my dial-up isn't much better at these posts when the comments get this high than mustard's or sdock's.

but i'm hanging on, just won't be much for the lightning-fast replies!
^.^

Anonymous said...

Hey there squeak squeak. Good to see you are doing well.
Entropy, I have my picture posted. Say hello to the real me ^_^
Although my hair is more longer now.

toujours said...

hi entropy!

and a pre-emptive hello to anyone else who might say hello while i'm commenting, loading, or refreshing! ^.^

and, oh poor bobola! cripes! he'd better apply his stubbornness to doing his therapy and letting himself heal properly!

*mock scowl at macho drummers*

Entropy said...

Awesome BC!
You're so pretty!
Thanks for posting it.

Lucy Lu said...

Has everyone gone 'elsewhere?'

Magic Pie said...

What the frizzle sticks has happened while I've been at work today?!

New anons that are apparently trying to protect this place, a spy from INO, PPU being her usual bitch self...man am I glad I wasn't here for all of that!

Magic Pie said...

ooooh pretty BC pic again!

Waves to BC!

Lucy Lu said...

Would it be rude to show up as well if I haven't been invited. I know the place as I have been lurking forever! Can I please talk to someone over there? Or e-mail?

Anonymous said...

Magic_pie - Now you know how I feel.

We need a Dummies guide to this blog sometimes.

-Amyranth

Anonymous said...

Aww thank you for the compliments magic pie and entropy *hugs*
So there was a spy from INO today?

Magic Pie said...

Amyranth, indeed! Sometimes I can sneak into this place while at work, other days it's impossible...like today!

Magic Pie said...

well, not sure she was a real spy. She said she was but may have been kidding....that shae girl that posted all the blogs that were on INO.

BC, you mentioned that there is a blog ABOUT you?

Anonymous said...

AAaaaand, this is how Kapunua asks a cute boy to hang out with her:

We should go somewhere for lunch, and walking around some, I don't know, town or something. Do you think?

Real smooth.

Anonymous said...

I noticed that earlier magic pie when I was looking through that Shae person's blog list and I was like, "WTF?"

Magic Pie said...

awwww BC, it sucks that your blogs are private now. I love reading them. :(

Magic Pie said...
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MissTottenham said...

Lucy Lu, can you email me with the place cos I missed that part.

I'll ask if you are invited.

Amyranth said...

Magic Pie said...

Amyranth, indeed! Sometimes I can sneak into this place while at work, other days it's impossible...like today!


Lollerskates!

I know! I left for a hew hours and we went from 1600 to 1900 comments!

-Amyranth

Magic Pie said...

It sucks to miss things though because it almost feels like I'm less part of the family :(

By the way, did you see that I added you to LJ?

Amyranth said...

Magic Pie said...

It sucks to miss things though because it almost feels like I'm less part of the family :(

By the way, did you see that I added you to LJ?


Yep! I added you back as well.

You're not less part of the family, it's like coming home after supper's done. There's still food to eat, it's just that everyone is in the living room watching TV.

Does that make sense?

-Amyranth

toujours said...

AAaaaand, this is how Kapunua asks a cute boy to hang out with her:

We should go somewhere for lunch, and walking around some, I don't know, town or something. Do you think?

Real smooth.


it is if it works! ^.^

so, did it work?

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm back from dinner, what's happening?

Entropy said...

Haha,me too Magic,shunned from the familia.
I guess we can have our own family here of the lesser cool people.
heh,and we said we wouldn't be divided.

Magic Pie said...

hehe yes, that makes perfect sense, Amyranth!

Lucy Lu said...

Just sent you a mail MissT! ;)

Entropy said...

Hey Star!

Amyranth said...

Entropy - I wouldn't worry.

Kapu - Can you email me?

-Amyranth

Anonymous said...

Magic pie, you are never left out of the family. You too entropy. You guys are as much loved as everyone here. Magic pie, please feel free to email me for the link. I will gladly send it to you :)

Anonymous said...

Hey Entropy!

Magic Pie said...

but we're not divided! we're just the weird kids who are always around at the wrong times ;)

Anonymous said...

hello hello star how are you?

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