If you consider my intention was to assemble you here, and then rip you apart, merely to revel in your dichotomy...well then, you have not heard me at all. I will not strike the match, but you hold the bucket. Is it full of water, or shit?
p.s. allow your wisdom, wit, worry, and wonder to punch, provoke, purchase, and profess.
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1 – 200 of 2347 Newer› Newest»Hi, Doll... (ala "The Fun Girls" from the The Andy Griffith Show)
Sorry about my tirad the other evening, if you even caught it. I was in a blue funk. You know what I mean...
I'll be the first to admit that my bucket is full of shit. But I promise not to sling it on you. Anymore.
Smile, OK?
Think "Happy Thoughts".
that was quick
Mayo, I don't even know what has been going on in here the last few days. Sorry, but I had to take care of my own shit for a while.
And I may still not be able to be here all the time, but I just want you to know that in some odd, strange sort of way, I feel drawn to you. I care about you. If you are GW, I think you are truly very gifted and talented. I'd love to sit around and sing harmony with you some time.
Take care of yourself, OK?
I'll try to do the same here.
If you question why we are here then you have not heard us at all. My bucket is full of caring. For you to question that ...wake up and smell the coffee.
Hello dear Mayo, I do not think any of here think that was your intention. Especially all of us that have been here since the start. It was the anon that implied it. Thank you for giving us your side and reaffirming our place here.
P.S. Why do people I work with have bad breath? God, people stop talking to me.
Oh, and who/what is the leech you speak of?
Hey, if you read my last comment on your other post you'll know exactly what I think.
I don't like pressuring people anyway.
-Amyranth
Anima said...
Oh, and who/what is the leech you speak of?
I'm pretty sure it's that anon. Mayo's getting riled up over nothing, we told that Anon to stuff it.
-Amyranth doesn't wanna work today.
As for the P.S. -
Wisdom? Well if that comes with years of experience I should have plenty.
Wit? Nope, I'm lacking in that one
Worry - Oh hell yeah, I've got that one nailed
Wonder - see Worry
Bottom line is I'm here cause I give a shit. Never forget that.
Mayonaise,
presently;bathing in water and
sending thanks.
`sc
Amyranth, I do not want to work either. Oh and I figured the Anon was the "leech," but it is an interesting adjective/noun choice. Are you protecting us Mayo? I think you are *wink*.
Good morning Mayonaise. You sure do sound angry this morning. I suppose you read those comments that the frivilous anon had posted last night did you not?
Anima said...
Amyranth, I do not want to work either. Oh and I figured the Anon was the "leech," but it is an interesting adjective/noun choice. Are you protecting us Mayo? I think you are *wink*.
Nobody likes it when people start shit at home, do they?
I don't give any shit, I don't take any shit. I'm not in the shit business.
what happened with the anon?
Seriously! People with the bad breath need to leave me alone! Fuck! At least keep your distance.
I need to go smoke (of course a piece of gum afterward is necessary). Care to join me for a smoke Mayo?
Mayo:
We are a united front against the uninformed, the ignorant, the insolent, the ineffective.
There is no division here. Those of us who remain with you never suspected your intentions. There will be no ripping, unless it's the ripping away of the cancer from the past.
This is a solid fortress.
And if you'll permit a little levity: "None shall pass!"
Love to you, my brother.
J.
gel said...
what happened with the anon?
It was trying to tell us that Mayo was dividing and conquering us. Warning us that he was going to tear us apart and stare at the wreckage.
Bitch, please.
-Amyranth is in need of Chocolate
Well put Original Punks. We are united here, we are a family. Mayo is family and I'm not gonna let an evil ANON mess with him. Oh crap where did I put my sword?
Elena said...
Well put Original Punks. We are united here, we are a family. Mayo is family and I'm not gonna let an evil ANON mess with him. Oh crap where did I put my sword?
I think I sat on it. That may explain the pain in my arse.
-Amyranth
Amyranth is in need of Chocolate
Oh hell, yeah. Pass it around.
Mayo,
Nice to see you come to your own defense and oh so swiftly. I already told you this morning that I am feeling quite ambivalent today and not much giving a fuck, so forgive me. Motives come into question all the time and can you really name any that are unselfish?
I don't hold a bucket of water or a bucket of shit....I already told you what I am holding. A pistol in one hand and a match in the other. Both can protect me or destroy me. It's my fucking choice which one I decide to use and how I decide to use it.
Do you want me to burn this shit to the ground with you? Or put 4 dozen bullet holes in it?
Love to You Always,
S
p.s. allowing yours to pour over me like a cool summer rain
Amyranth get off my sword. I need that for slaying dragons and Anons.
Where are my manners? I forgot to say good morning/good afternoon to everyone. How are my lovely internet family doing?
Anons are stupid indeed. Not all of them of course, just the evil ones ^_^
Someone please give me a stake so I can slay those anons ^_^
Thank you!
Elena said...
Amyranth is in need of Chocolate
Oh hell, yeah. Pass it around.
*TINK TINK TINK*
Damn you! To the Cocoaporter!
-Amyranth
Hello BC How are you doing today?
Mayo keep the faith....
Elena and BC, I'm starting to see the division in this crowd.
We've got Warriors and Nurses.
There are those of us that fight to keep the pieces together, and those of us that are ready for when they fall.
... Sounds like a boardgame to me!
-Amyranth is a Warrior, only because she's really not good with blood. :S
Amyranth we really gotta work on this chocolate thing. Everytime you say chocolate I drool. Damn it's like a freaking bell.
Hey there Elena. I'm doing well. Just stopping by the blogs real quick before I go back to sleep. How are you doing? Are you doing okay?
I'm not sure what I am. Warrior or nurse. Can't I be both?
I for one appreciate the nice straightforward non-cryptic approach. (for once) Not that I don't enjoy the headache I get from trying to figure out the others. :) And my bucket is full of soy sauce at present because I'm having sushi for lunch,
Amyranth, division is not good! How about we all unify together and slay those evil anons? Strength in numbers.
Elena said...
Amyranth we really gotta work on this chocolate thing. Everytime you say chocolate I drool. Damn it's like a freaking bell.
What? I can't hear you, my doorbell is ringing!
... Hey! More Chocolate!
-Amyranth is a tease this morning.
BC I'm very good today. Happy as a clam.
Why are clams happy?
OH well doesn't matter. Thanks for your concern yesterday.
Looks like the divide and conquer anon pissed off both mayo and ss!
Well Mayo, last night my bucket was full of Starbucks that I had purchased from Target. Does that count? ^_^
Bleeding Chaos said...
Amyranth, division is not good! How about we all unify together and slay those evil anons? Strength in numbers.
Alright, but keep me out of the Nurse's tent. :S
-Amyranth
Aw I'm happy to hear you're okay Elena *hugs*
your welcome :)
Divide and conquer anon sucks.
I sure will amyranth :)
I prefer to be a warrior myself.
Anonymous said...
Looks like the divide and conquer anon pissed off both mayo and ss!
although mayo definately let it show more!
Starbucks always counts!!
Love you. I know that you are not trying to tear us apart...or divide and conquer as the anons are saying. You have brought us together, even if that wasn't your original intention. And by continuing to write here, you continue to keep us together.
Elena, I don't think Mayo was talking to all of us...just those stupid anons who keep saying that Mayo is trying to break us apart.
Alright everyone, I'm off for a part of the day. I'll make a brief appearance for Night Shift tonight.
Until then, I leave you with a funny.
A meaningful funny.
Click on my name, and have a lovely day Mayo and Soldiers!
-Amyranth
Yes it does Elena. I worship the awesomeness that is Starbucks. Ironically, I had my first taste of it when I was in Jersey five years ago. The very moment that I had entered a Starbucks for the first time brought us together. Destiny brought us together and it was love at first sight XD
I suppose that with Mayo being pissed off, he really does care about us. Aww, I'm touched! ^-^
Magic Pie - Yep, I got that. Only slaying evil Anons. Oh and dragons but only the evil ones. So Puff..evil or not?
I must admit, this entry impressed me. Honest emotion...of sorts, anyway. (To prevent misunderstanding- I feel using one's own words is always best.) Good to see you haven't tired of this yet, "whoever you are."
*waves and goes back to work*
"p.s. allow your wisdom, wit, worry, and wonder to punch, provoke, purchase, and profess."
I think you meant: p.s. allow your wisdom, wit, worry, and wonder to vunch, vex, vise, and vouch. :)
(That was fun!)
BC yeah, he cares. He wouldn't be here if he didn't. Just like us.
Mayo,
I was really pissed off at all that shit being stirred up and how they were trying to create doubt in all of our minds. Now I'm over it and I'm ready to kick ass and take names later. Care to join?
You've got a pretty damn fierce army in here and it's gonna take a hell of a lot more than that to divide and conquer us.
Did I mention I'm terribly hard headed?
Love to You Always,
S
p.s. YOU know I really do give fuck, don't you?
Alright everyone, I am returning to my slumber. It has been alot of fun slaying evil anons. Take care. I will return in a bit.
XOXO
NIte BC. I'll continue the blood bath while you're gone.
any one else notice that mayo didnt put the period at the end of this title... he has for every other post..
I must leave too.
By everyone!
Amyranth, thanks for the funny!
Mayo,
You do care don't you? Awwww.
We are all here (with the exception of some 'lovely' anons) and united together. It wasn't always like that, but as time has gone on, and we've gotten to know each other, you and SS, we have become a family. Maybe a little, Ok, a LOT, dysfunctional, but a family non the less.
We ARE like an army, with warriors, nurses, code breakers, chaplins, stratigists, etc.
Our fight is with something more than Anons, it is with demons, not only our hosts, but SS' and even our own, what ever they may be.
Mayo's Army.
Got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Mayo, we love you. Thanks to you and SS for defending us. It means more than you know.
Stay on the ride,
L.
For fuck's sake, Mayonaise. We question your intentions, you question ours... it just goes around and around, doesn't it? I have half a mind to bang the bucket over your thick head.
I've been coming here for a long time now, although I haven't commented as much recently as I used to. I can never tell what your motivations are, and I get tired of playing the guessing game. Suspense with no payoff is not very satisfying, you know?
I have a friend like you. Just like you, as a matter of fact. He drops in once in a while and tantalizes me with little tidbits of sincerity, then he vanishes. I never know what to think of him. But despite that, I've learned enough about him to know that he is a good person inside, and I care about him deeply even though he pisses me off.
I guess you could say I feel the same way about you. I don't know anything about you, beyond what you write here in this blog. But even with what little detail you've provided, I can still see that you are good inside. I can see that you're a normal person just like the rest of us. Believe me, we are normal people, just like you.
I imagine that this forum allows you fill some sort of need or desire, or else you wouldn't keep coming back. A place to anonymously bare your soul without the judgment of the people close to you? The ability to connect and relate without giving away too much about yourself?
You're not the only one. In a sense, I think we're all here for the same basic reasons, which means we're all in the same boat. None of us can know another person's intentions or motivations here, we simply have to trust what is written because it's all we know of each other. It's a great leap of faith, and I think it's pretty impressive that this group of people has come together under these circumstances. We are all friends here. Dare I say, family.
You need to realize that we wouldn't be here if we didn't care, if we didn't want to hear what you have to say, if we didn't want to help. If we discuss or argue, it's because we care enough to think about what's happening here and put forth our opinions. It's not always an easy thing to do, but we do it because you matter to us.
You matter to us. You matter to me.
So pull your head out of your ass!
We have heard you. Have you heard us? Is everything clear now?
Andrea, BRAVO!!
Would you like to be a Colonel in Mayo's arm? Or perhaps Lieutenant?
Thanks, sdock10, I've been holding that in for several blogs now. I feel much better now.
Hmm... Lieutenant Andrea. I like the sound of that.
Very well then.
You are the Lieutenant of the Mayo Army. You look simply fabulous darling.
Why thank you.
[Straightens tie]
Good evening Mayo.
Good evening all.
First and foremost , thankyou FASC for your kind words.
Well I must say Mayo that I quite understand your stance on yesterday's accusations. I seem to remember I had a long line of posts the other day ( during a particularly venomous Anon attack ) when I reminded everyone the name of the game is Divide and Conquer.
We quickly resumed normal proceedings.
We're women Mayo, translate that to stubborn bitches, we will form the ' Tortoise ' in times of conflict.
But please be aware that we also will not take any shit.
Oh and on the subject of Anon's...
... Hello Andy. Rather vocal lately if I'm not mistaken.
It was awfully sweet for Mayo to get so mad like that. Don't you agree?
Thank You, Mayo.
But YOUR army takes no shit, don't you worry about that babe. We've got you covered. Front, Back, Side to Side, Top to Bottom
Oh well, oh well, oh well.
Personally, I think your intentions have changed since this all first started. I don't think you had a clue that so many people would actually come here, stay here and continue to care about you the way we have. You thought we'd give up, didn't you? We have grown on you, I can tell. Maybe just a teensy weensy little bit?
XOXO
S&V20
Okay, that was a really short nap because now I am back and with full force ^_^
Hello again everyone
Hello BC.
Hello BC.
You got that right, Dr. Nut.
That's just it. It's kind of like how I am with my husband. I'm allowed to talk about him all I want to. I can call him a demon, a jackass, a sorry s.o.b., etc. But you let me hear someone else say something. They better pump their fuckin' brakes 'cause I will lower the motherfuckin' boom down on them. End of story.
This may be odd, but I wanted to thank each and every one of you for your strength, courage, and determination. I wanted to express that because even sometimes I get shit from those evil anons because of what I may say, and at certain times, honestly it drains me emotionally because I worry whether or not I may piss them off or whatever else that may be.
Thank you to all for giving me back that strength to fight some of bastards head on again. I will not allow them to dictate to me what I have to say.
GS,
I was about to hop a plane and search for you.
How are you?
Hello hello GS and Andrea. How are you guys doing today?
Andrea Said-
"You need to realize that we wouldn't be here if we didn't care, if we didn't want to hear what you have to say, if we didn't want to help. If we discuss or argue, it's because we care enough to think about what's happening here and put forth our opinions. It's not always an easy thing to do, but we do it because you matter to us."
Well put, Andrea. We may not always say what he wants to hear, but we say it from the heart and without any ulterior motive. And I think he knows that.
When I was a nanny two of my charges were twins that constantly got into trouble, for not just small things, but way beyond that. They were foster children who had been severely abused, physically, verbally and sexually from birth to almost 3 years old. They were 8 when I became their nanny. My employer had been the prosecuting attorney who tried their parents, and she took them after the trial.
It was a constant stuggle with their behavior, and it was difficult some days to determine what was just bad behavior and what stemmed from the abuse. After a long talk with one of the girls one day and taking her toys away due to something she had done, she was screaming at me that I didn't love her.
I sat back down on the bed and said, "Sweetie, don't you understand that I do this BECAUSE I love you? Do you know how much easier it would be for me if I just let you do whatever you want and say or do nothing? I LOVE you enough to keep doing this day after day."
She sat there for a moment and finally told me she loved me too. The behavior continued, but I kept at it, and I think at least she understood that even if she didn't get to watch tv for a week, and even if she didn't like it, she at least knew why.
I love you, Mayo, and I will keep taking the tv away as long as it takes. :)
L.
BC, you can't worry about pissing off the anons. I give you shit sometimes but it's only because you know you can give me shit right back. It's funny. As fas as the "pissy" anons go......fuck'em.
Awww, L. I almost had a little tear for your story of the twins. It takes a lot of strength to come into a situation that's already very complicated, and keep your own strength while also offering it to others.
I have had an ' emotional ' day, that's probably the best way to describe it.
I'm severely in need of coconut ice-cream and blog inhalation. Care to join?
And you were going to come searching? LOVE YOU!
Yeah today is FUCK THE ANONS DAY!
FTAD
That's addressed to Sdock by the way. Whoops!
FTAD2007? Like FF2007?
And that's why I love you smoke&venom. You too sd10.
Yes, fuck the anons, but I wanted to say what I wanted to say for a while now. Thanks guys.
Hellz yeah! FTAD2007
Fuck yeah, you guys!
Absofuckinglutely!
I love all you fucking guys so much and I love the fuck out of you too, Mayo.
and my little fucking Princess Sister.
Mayo, you know that doesn't include you! Just the creepy, pissy anons.
^_~
We wuv you!
And besides, I left a special message to the anons on my profile page ;)
smoke&venom20 said...
Personally, I think your intentions have changed since this all first started. I don't think you had a clue that so many people would actually come here, stay here and continue to care about you the way we have. You thought we'd give up, didn't you? We have grown on you, I can tell. Maybe just a teensy weensy little bit?
As diverse as you all are, you have developed a bond, not only with each other - but with Mayo.
It is serendipitous, but that does not make it any less real.
Never give up.
We fucking love you too sd10!
BC,
You know I love your fucking cupcakes so much!
Princess Smoke,
Absolutely right! We can fuss and call names to our family, but nobody else can come in and do it! I've got my boots from London that I can suit up in at any time and join you and Sis Midnite!
Bleeding Chaos,
Hang in there. From J. and I, stand by your opinions, you don't worry about hurting stray anons feelings. The people's opinions who matter are those that care about you. Stand up for what you believe in. Don't waver in your resolve in order to keep other people from disliking you.
Love ya,
L.
Thank you, Anon @ 6:56. I couldn't agree more.
Us give up? Not a fucking chance in hell.
We have our love, our hope, and our faith.
ALWAYS!!!
Your little fucking Princess Sister?
Gosh, you're so sweet Dr. Nut. Oh, that's right. I forgot your "other" identity.
Luci, you sure know how to put a smile on my face.
^_^
Thank you anon
Fortius quo unitas - divisi cademus
I'm a bitch , I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
Just came on the radio, sounds like us!
You wouldn't want us any other way Mayo.
Aww thank you sd10. I try to make the cupcakes the best fucking ones I can make. Original Punks, not enough thank yous will express how I feel, but maybe a big fucking thank you will be good enough. Thank you for the encouragement and support. We all have to stay strong, for each other, and for Mayo and SS right?
As for some of you anons: FUCK YOU!!!!
Anon at 6:56,
You I like.
We will lower our swords to let you pass. )
Love,
L.
Yeah, but we know this isn't really an "anon".
Love you!
Princess Smoke,
Are you at your castle right now?
sdock10 said...
Us give up? Not a fucking chance in hell.
We have our love, our hope, and our faith.
Without love, life is meaningless. Without love, you never truly live - you merely exist.
There are very few things in my short thirty years that I can honestly say I have put my whole heart in. Although I don't know what is going on half the time or what is going to happen, I am here with my whole heart. 100%. Yes, I know it's small and a little icy but....hey, you take what you can get, right?
Give up? I don't know how.
Thank you so much SS. We do appreciate your kind words and support. You do know that you are fucking awesome right? ^_^
Quite right, Anon.
Seems like I heard that somewhere before...:)
Love you, precious,
J. and L.
hi everybody!
Although I'm usually on the lurker's couch I dare to that I feel part of this family...
I've enjoyed the kickball games,fuck at FF07, laughed, cried, shared my secrets and felt like I belong here....
I've never got congrats in my bday from people across the world before!
You all mean a lot to me (that includes you, Mayo!) and I'm truly touched with this new blog...
*snif snif* wow, I got a little carried away with the love spirit....
Anonymous @ 7.03pm
You're quoting my words from earlier today. Tis slightly freaky!
Yes, Luci. I am looking out the tower on the East side now. I can see Mayo's boat docked at Slip 10 from here. Heh-heh.
Without love, life is meaningless. Without love, you never truly live - you merely exist.
Damn then I must be living my life to the absolute fullest...Thank YOU for saying that and reminding me again.
Once again Anon, I agree. Thanks for supporting us.
You fucking rule!
Hi there andie :)
Sdock
SS's profile has your 7pm latin qoute.
SS, is that you?
You know where our spirit comes from don't you? All the love and compassion?
Believe me, I have a hard time finding it in myself without a little help. Thanks for helping me out with that.
**I think someone has abducted S&V20. Her little icy heart might be melting......HELP!!!!!**
NO GS,
I was letting you guys know that SS had changed his quote.
Sorry for the confusion.
sdock10 said...
Yeah today is FUCK THE ANONS DAY!
Oh shit! I think I'm in trouble...
Are you quoting him or is he quoting you.
And please excuse my atrocious spelling on my last post.
SS - Adore you.
Well, everyone, I'm afraid I must return to my *cough, cough* job *cough, cough*.
Stupid work. Distracting me from what really matters.
I'll try to check it again later today. I hope you all have a wonderful day. Including you, Mayo! And you too, SS!
Lieutenant Andrea signing off.
[Salutes Everyone]
*hugz*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not YOU!
We meant the REAL anons.
You know we LOVE YOU!
"Oh shit! I think I'm in trouble..."
Are you a good Anon or a bad Anon?
(I think you are okay my friend).
GS,
I was quoting him. I can't speak Latin to save my life and I struggle with the English language from time to time as well.
Okay, I think I am doomed to spend this evening in perpetual slow posting mode.
Never, Anon. We will let you in anytime. You have the spare key.
And J. says, "Depends, what kind of trouble do you want to be in?" :)
L.
I struggle with the English language permanently, Sdock, and me being a native as well!!
Hey, that's what I was thinking, J!
There's good trouble and bad trouble.....and we're in the mood to either kick your ass or love you to death. It can go either way.
^_~
Hey, Come on in.
You'll fit in nicely. We stay in fucking TROUBLE in here.
I love how today's blog comments are filled with so much hope and positivity!
I love you all right now!
"Enter at your own peril..."
J. and L.
Magic Pie,
We fucking love you too!
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!
Oh once you're in, you're in.
We got you!
It's a veritable love-in.
I'm sorry Mayonaise for doubting you. But that anonymous was getting me pissed. After all, we heard earlier that you intended to "conquer and divide" us. I'm still on your side okay? Just know that. I won't let us get torn down the middle. We're all going to stick together, and not let anyone fucking rip us apart. We won't back down, we won't give up. I plan on staying here until the end.
I care too much to leave or let anyone bring me down.
Hey PH,
We're having a love fest/fuck the anon aons day!
Wanna join?
Fucking love you by the way.
Hello Mayo! How are you today?
It's so nice when you cut the cryptic crap you know.
Hi ss! How are you?
Your continuing messages of support are so heartwarming.
Hello to everyone here. How are you?
What have I missed? What is the topic of conversation for today?
paperteartxx! You are adorable!
1000000 hugs!
Love, Miss T. Love and support.
Oh, what position do you want in Mayo's Army?
L.
Hey Miss Tottenham! I'm good yourself?!
Magic pie, 10000000000001 hugs in return! *hug*
Sdock, I fucking love you as well!=]
I'm in on the whole fuck the anons thing. That one this morning, got me mad.
PH, I left a comment about your hair on your blog. You inspired me to post a pic of my hair too.
Hi L!
HUGE AMOUNTS OF LOVE GOING OUT TO ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!
So L, what postions are left?
aawwwh PH,
I feel so bad for making you talk so filthy.
Positions?! I missed all that...I want one too!
Magic Pie, I just commented on your purple hair! ^_^
&&Sdock, why do you feel bad?! *hug*
lol
Paperheart!
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE!!!!!!!
Huge hugs to you.
I shouldn't be corrupting you in such bad ways...ph.
Miss T.,
We have warriors, nurses, code breakers, chaplins, strategists, cooks, etc.
It's pretty much wide open.
L.
Thanks Miss T! *HUUG*
HUGE HUGS BACK!! =]
&&awwh Sdock, you are forgiven for corrupting me! *hug* *laughs*
Anon,
If you're still here, what position do you want?
J. and L.
Corporals, Lieutenants, Admirals, just anything you want to be
Hi L,
with my heiroglyphic skills, I think I would do best in the code breakers department.
Did you know that in WW II, it was Egyptologists that they drafted in to dry and decode the enigma machines?
I'm not sure what I'd be. Maybe a psychiatrist? lol
I've been flicking through profiles. Everybody's so purty!
Paperheart, how gorgeous are you!
Yo L,
Do these postions come with natty little outfits?
Gnothi, she IS, isn't she!
Miss T.,
Believe it or not, I did know that one. (History Channel fanatic!)
Ok, Code Breaker it is for Miss T.!
L.
A real heartbreaker Magic Pie!
I don't care what my title is, so long as it comes with gun toting!!
Ahh you guys. I'm not pretty at all!
You guys are the real lookers! ;)
Anyways, I better be off for my last class, we have early dismissal today! =]
many hugs to you all! *hug*
Love;
-007
Miss T.
Not as good as the harem outfits, but yes.
Mayo is going to go broke buying all of these outfits. But hey, he knew the shoe bill ALONE for 30-40 women was going to be up there...
L.
I will be the war correspondent!!!
It only makes sense with my journalism background ;)
Mayo is gonna be broke ass when he has to support me because I have lost my job....
PH!!!! what are you talking about?! You are a hottie!
SDock?
L,
Glad to know we get a uniform. Have we decided on the colour as yet?
Anything but red or pink. I for one vote for bright yellow.
L - and that's not even taking into account all the BOOTS!
Huh? MP
So sorry to hear that sdock.
did you actually lose your job?
Can't have bright yellow Miss T, it attracts all the midges.
Oh FUCK you guys, I meant to say when I LOSE my job...damnit I was so excited about gun toting. But it could happen.
And PH, you so are!
I can't believe I typed that shit...hahahah! But I am at work.
Christ! I was worried there!!!
Jesus, I hope I'm not speaking the future.
sdock, you naughty girl.
GS, what about purple then?
Well, Miss T,
Considering it IS Mayo's Army, what about red and black? We'd all look fabulous in red and black.
And of course, GS, boots for all! What army doesn't wear boots?
J (typing for L who is fixing lunch)
Be back in a few, YOU guys keep fucking the real anons and loving each other.
I like the purple idea! DARK purple!
OK L,
red and black sounds good. I'm too pale to be able to pull off red alone.
Boots in Uk size 5 please.
Can I be a naught little nurse with ass-kicking boots? Ya'll know how compassionate I am. I would tote a gun but....kind of got in trouble this one time and I don't know if I'm still allowed.
I would show ya'll what I look like but I ain't figured out how to put my pic on my profile. I suck, I know.
naughty, I meant naught-y. oh well.
Magic pie, we could read and black and a set in purple. You know, like thr footie teams have an away strip.
Mayo, the price has just doubled baby, get your wallet out.
We gotta make a list of our roles in the army!
Miss T, you can have small accents of red ;)
HAHAHA! I love that, MissT!
What about red and black with purple accents? Daring, yes?
Ooh, do we get boas too?
J and L
Purple, red, black any really.
Not sure if I want to be in the ' Army ', can I be in the Resistance, slipping quietly around in my beret and trenchcoat, with full French accent and demi-wave.
Even though in theory, red and purple shouldn't match...but they actually do! It's at the height of fashion!!!!
Definitely boas. Can I at least have that in yellow?
You can do that, Gnothi. I'm a war correspondent so not REALLY in the army exactly.
And smoking a Gauloise.
* even though I don't smoke *
Wake up? What if one likes the monsters under their bed? Everyone else should wake themselves up. Some people like being tortured. It's not their fault that time is wasted with unwanted concern and pity. Some are happy right where they sit...no matter how deep and dark the whole might be? At least they hold their own shovel.
Thanks for the permish Magic Pie.
hello hello hello to you all!
mayo, SS, mayo's army!
how fuckin cool is that. can i be a nurse please with smoke and venom?? i can fight too but i'm good with blood and guts.
hurray, lets get our uniforms on and let battle commence!
i aint wearing nurses shoes though....i want boots!
Hey GS,
Dodgy french accent:
Good moaning. I um a Frunch policemon.
and mayo is def on european time with these early blogs dontcha think?? he's never posted early until these last 2 has he?
Oh yeah, GS, we'll need people like that. "Spies", if you will.
Ok, everyone, as you come in, please register with your choice of position. Remember we've got some pretty big demons to fight, so be ready for action!
J (that's me) volunteers for communications.
L wants to be head nurse, a la Hot Lips from "M.A.S.H.".
J.
thigh-high boots!
Anonymous said...
Wake up? What if one likes the monsters under their bed? Everyone else should wake themselves up. Some people like being tortured. It's not their fault that time is wasted with unwanted concern and pity. Some are happy right where they sit...no matter how deep and dark the whole might be? At least they hold their own shovel.
Anon, Why are you quoting me?
I wanna be a spy. I'm totally unassuming and quite good at flying under the radar.
nurse
smoke and venom...thigh high boots indeed!!
You don't need permission, Gnothi. You can do whatever you want!
Positions? Hmm... I prefer to be on top most of the time.
Oh! Not that kind of position, huh? Well, I dunno... Pick one for me.
Yes Elena, and you can pull off a pretty good disappearing act, remember.
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