Tuesday, November 6, 2007

I will give you a hint...leech

If you consider my intention was to assemble you here, and then rip you apart, merely to revel in your dichotomy...well then, you have not heard me at all. I will not strike the match, but you hold the bucket. Is it full of water, or shit?

p.s. allow your wisdom, wit, worry, and wonder to punch, provoke, purchase, and profess.

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farawaysoclose said...

nurse

can i smoke on duty if i go out the back though?? i have actually given up but under pressure you know how it is.
god i'll be so busy pratting around in my boots i won't get any work done!!
only kidding mayo you can rely on me...i have a very good bedside manner!

Jennicula said...

I would like 1 gun and a pack of band aids. I tend to shoot first and then try to fix it. Bad habit, I know.

sdock10 said...

ANON,

Why are you quoting ME?

farawaysoclose said...

myalyas
you made me snort!!

Original Punk J said...

L said we should have red and black uniforms with sparkly purple boas. Tres magnifique! Ooh la la!

Myalyas, would you like to be lookout? As in part of the security corps?

J.

elena said...

Now you see me now you don't.

Magic Pie said...

J, that's fantastic!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ss changed his latin

Fortius quo unitas - divisi cademus

Anonymous said...

I'll be Mayo's Administrative Assistant.
I'll be like the genie in Aladdin:
*Poof* Waddya need?
*Poof* Waddya need?
*Poof* Waddya need?

sdock10 said...

Anon,

I guess you quoted me because I am NUTBUSTER famous now.

Whatever...

I stand by anything I write...

Loli Lovette said...

Love to you, my brother.

I agree, OP!

Mayo, I think that you know how to handle people scrutinizing you, but don't let it get to you this time. It's not worth it. Fight the good fight. Ignore the fight that's fighting you.

gnothi seauton said...

Anonymous @ 7.54pm

Please believe me when I say I understand where you are coming from. You are afraid that we will invest too much of ourselves in this, when you are unsure that the feeling is reciprocated.

I am hypocritical in that I spew emotions to this invisible person and at the same time hold on to a streak of cynicism.

I don't profess to understand this.

Life is just a game and I will play this out to the end .

Thankyou for your concern

Smoke said...

Toodles for now, peeps. Keep plotting and planning.

I shall return.......

sdock10 said...

GS,

That ANON is quoting ME.

Anonymous said...

How many of us are there now? Has anyone ever counted?

Jennicula said...

BTW: Thank you Mayo for sticking up for us. It was a very nice gesture. I hold in my hands a bucket, filled with water. Better to nourish, refresh, and clean you with.

Jennicula said...

SDock; your writing is beautiful and though provoking. Let that Anon quote you. You go, girl!

gnothi seauton said...

Miss T

I shall zey zis only vonce, vere is SS?

Ve vont to play!

Hang on a minute, I'm turning German!!

Jennicula said...

ugh, I played hooky from work today and apparently my fingers have gone on strike too.

"though" = "thought"

sdock10 said...

Hey Jen,

Thanks, but I just wanted to know why they were quoting me.

BTW, what was your headache remedy again? I suppose I should feel luck today. It's only on one side of my head.

farawaysoclose said...

aint it always the way GS!
i used to love allo allo!

MissTottenham said...

GS,

Allo Allo!

gnothi seauton said...

Yes, about 47, Mya.

I know this because I'm making something for GW and I have to keep ADDING to it.

Sdock - my statement still applies. Maybe they just thought your words appropriate?

Jennicula said...

do not try to operate heavy machinery

2 tabs of tylenol severe allergy (sleepy kind - non-sleepy does NOT work)
1 caffeinated coke
1 smoke

Works every time.

sdock10 said...

oooh I like the sleepy kinds of things, and I can do the coke part, but I'm fucked on the cigarette part.

damnit these allergies or whatver is kicking the shit out of me.

toujours said...

mayo, only if i seriously thought you were some kind of evil mastermind would i have listened to that "divide and conquer" crap.

i mean, really.

and hello to everyone else!
are there any positions left in mayo's army?
please?

sdock10 said...

TJ,

FUCK YEaH there are!

Anonymous said...

GS,

Are you making what we had talked about?

Original Punk J said...

Myalyas,

We'll make a list of everyone later; L and I gotta run for now. We'll probably be back around 7PM, EST, so look for us then.

Keep up the fight!

Mayo's Army motto:

ITS ALL ABOUT THE LOVE

J and L

gnothi seauton said...

Miss T - bonjour mon petit creme brulee!

FASC - merci pour le mots gentil :)

gnothi seauton said...

Mya,
That and something else ;)

Anonymous said...

cool

farawaysoclose said...

thanks GS, bit shit at french but i think i got it!

toujours said...

FUCK YEaH there are!

ok then! let's see...

hmm...

oh! can i be the canteen girl with a heart of gold, who boosts everyone morale with my dimpled smile, hot coffee, and an endless supply of cigarettes and hershey bars from the states?

(it would put me in the perfect position to pass along secret messages, too. *wink*)

Anonymous said...

can I be the hmmm chef girl?

Every army has to eat, right?

MissTottenham said...

GS, you make me sound very tasty ha!

gnothi seauton said...

Tell me about it FASC, I had to go and find my French dictionary because I couldn't remember the word for ' kind '.

I is fick.

gnothi seauton said...

We're all tasty!

Anonymous said...

Is Miss T a little burnt cream?

farawaysoclose said...

ha ha GS! me too!

toujours that sounds great, so you and andiebomb sorting the grub out then!
hurrah!!! sorry a british moment swept over me.i've never had a hershey bar.

gnothi seauton said...

That's a bit personal Mya!

Jokes.

anima said...

GS, whatcha making? It sounds very interesting.

toujours said...

looks like we've got our work cut out for us, andiebomb!
time to roll up our sleeves and get these people some chocolate!
^.^

gnothi seauton said...

There's a town near me ( MK to the Brits ) and there is this shop that stocks lots of American products.

Now, no offence, but your chocolate is GROSS!!

anima said...

GS, no offense taken. I agree European chocolate is so very yummy.

gnothi seauton said...

Ah well, Anima, that would be telling.

Suffice to say one of the gifts might be visible on stage if a certain person wishes it so, right Mya ;)

Anonymous said...

GS, you must send these foreign troops a care package full of the REAL stuff!
In return, I can send you grits...

MissTottenham said...

GS, you can't beat the Belgians when it comes to chocolate.

Anonymous said...

Oh, yes, GS. That would be cool.

farawaysoclose said...

its a known fact i think that chocolate is diff in usa cos of temperature/climate or something like that. cadburys all the fuckin way for me!!!!!!

gnothi seauton said...

Good job Fimble isn't around, she'd be even more homesick!!

gnothi seauton said...

Cadbury's RULES!

Mya, what is grits?

gnothi seauton said...

Miss T, Belgian is tres, tres magnifique!

farawaysoclose said...

GS i was about to ask the same thing. grits?? i've heard of them but don't know what they are???

toujours said...

Now, no offence, but your chocolate is GROSS!!

lol how could anyone be offended at the truth?
first time i ever tasted cadbury's was a revelation to me, oh indeed.

i just said hershey's 'cuz i was all, you know, overcome with the spirit of 40's war films and stuff.

*dimpled grin*

farawaysoclose said...

hey GS how old did you say your daughter was?? sorry mayo to go off track. my eldest has just turned 8yrs and is in yr 3. i think you said you had a little girl, apologies if wrong.

gnothi seauton said...

I had Hershey's Kisses.

They tasted exactly like the chocolate they put in dog drops, you know for treats.

And yes I have had dog chocolate and dog biscuits!

gnothi seauton said...

FASC - a big girl :)

She's 17.

anima said...

I'm excited GS! Do you think it will happen?

Anonymous said...

What is grits?
What are grits?
Coarsely ground corn, similar to polenta.

Or, GRITS are also:
Girls Raised In The South

sister midnite said...

Hi, everyone,

Mayo, honey -- the bucket is full of whatever I damn well want it to be full of. I thought you would've learned that by now! Dammit, I wear the boots in this blog, and what the Co-Captains & Dr. Nut say, goes. (Like the alliteration, though!) Get it? Got it? Good.

So between bouts of pretending to work & attending boring-ass meetings, I've spent most of the morning trying to play catch-up.

Mayo's Harem? I ain't NOBODY's harem chick. In fact, I have my own (all-male) harem, that are only allowed to wear... okay, I won't go there. ^_~

I see that boots were also mentioned. Amyranth, I would come & work with you in your dungeon, but I don't think there'd be enough room for me *and* all my boots. I have over 30 pairs at this point, most of which are ass-kickers. (I could always wear the thigh-high platform boots, which put me at 6'2"-6'3"...)

Sorry, I do tend to get all tangential when the topic is boooooooots... :Þ

The Anon cracked me up. Fan-girling over the guys, just like the BN post that's in honor of Gerard's big crotch? Please. Guys can be well-hung and still be next to useless. However, seeing as how we've discussed that topic at LENGTH (::snicker::) in a past blog, I'll move right along.

I had a pretty cool dream last night. It was the blog, but set in this really cool nightclub with it's own bar that served fruit smoothies, coffee-based yummies & milkshakes. We were all wandering around talking to each other (much as we do here), and all the anon's had a question mark where their faces would normally be. :D
'SS' and 'Mayo' were in it, too; they'd come in and sit down from time to time, so whoever wanted to ask a question could do so. Except that Kapunua, Princess S&V20 and I usually stayed back by the bar, throwing grapes at Mayo. ^_^

And because of this damned dream, my new name for Gerard is 'Tiger Eyes'. Those oculars of his fucking glowed in the dark! All in all, it was a pretty cool dream, though. SO who wants to help me set up an e-bar? ^_~

Now to catch up on *this* post.
Christ, doesn't anybody take the time to work, eat or sleep anymore??

Love to all you crazy ladies, wouldn't have it any other way!

gnothi seauton said...

Anima - with regards to the gift? I will crack up laughing if it does. T'would be brilliant!!!

* rubs hands and cackles *

farawaysoclose said...

fuck GS! 17yrs wow! why did i think she was 7yrs?? prob reading through comments sooo quickly! god i don't know anything past 8 yr olds at the moment!
does she like mcr?? i wanted to take my 8 yr old but i thought prob she was too young, which she is. give me a few years though she's coming along whether she likes it or not!

gnothi seauton said...

Mya - mmm, grits sound delightful :#

Thankyou SO much for sharing!

anima said...

GS, what night will this be? Keep us updated. :) After it is said and done, will you share the details of what you made?

Andrea said...

Yay, Sister Midnite! I'll hang out at your bar any day of the week.

Glowing eyes! Wow, that's really fits.

It's funny you should mention working, eating, and sleeping... lately I seem to be doing less of all three because of these blogs! ^_~

farawaysoclose said...

sister midnite.
cool dream! yep i'm up for an e- bar! can i get horrible drunk and make an arse of myself??

anima said...

Mya, I don't like grits. :(

Magic Pie said...

mmmmmmm.....vanilla frosting.

Anonymous said...

I do, sister midnight! At least, I work and eat. Don't get a whole lot of sleep lately, but...

You'd have to add me in with you gals hanging back at the bar, except I wouldn't be waisting the grapes.

farawaysoclose said...

meant to say "horribly" drunk. i won't be horrible i promise.

Pixie said...

wow new post, thanks for that mayo.. my damn slow internetconncection yesterday wasn´t able to refresh all the comments...

so how is everyone, what did I missed? :)

JocelynHolly said...

Hey guys!
PH is back!=]

But only for a few minutes, I have to go to Wal-Mart with my sister soon!=]

How is everyone?!

*hug*

Andrea said...

Going back to Anon @ 7:54...

Wake up? What if one likes the monsters under their bed? Everyone else should wake themselves up. Some people like being tortured. It's not their fault that time is wasted with unwanted concern and pity. Some are happy right where they sit...no matter how deep and dark the whole might be? At least they hold their own shovel.

That's all fine and good. But I have to think that if concern and pity are unwanted, then they would cease to be sought after. Anyone who reaches out into the light to make connections with people can't be entirely happy in their dark hole. Know what I mean?

gnothi seauton said...

FASC - she tolerates them. She LOVED teenagers though. She is rather blase about my music tastes. Whenever she hears anything remotely rock orientated she says ' your species is on '.

It's said with love though.

It cracks me up because as much as she says she isn't interested in it she just so happens to know ALL the words.

With regards to your eldest, they can attend Download from 8 yrs old. My nephew came with us last time and because it is open there is no concern about crushing etc.

Expensive though :\

MissTottenham said...

hello my pixie chum, how are you today?

JocelynHolly said...

P.S. Mayo, how are you doing dear? Would you like me to buy you a cookie while I'm there? =]

Pixie said...

hi my uk-chum *hugs* I´m fine I already packed all my things for tomorrow, getting excited now :)

how are you?

anima said...

Hi everyone!

Sis Midnite, you have a point there. I am a total waste of space right now at work. And my husband works most evenings - I never really eat without him anyway. But sleeping, I can never sacrifice the sleeping. Need it. Love it.

farawaysoclose said...

thanks for that GS.
and hi to paperheart and pixie and anyone else.

gnothi seauton said...

Anima - 15th of November.

And if it works out I won't have to explain it to you!!

anima said...

Magic Pie, now I have vanilia frosting on the brain. It is delicious on graham crackers.

JocelynHolly said...

Christ, doesn't anybody take the time to work, eat or sleep anymore??

Love to all you crazy ladies, wouldn't have it any other way!


Sister midnite, your post actually made me laugh! Yes, I go to school everyday, finish my homework there, and eat and sleep. *laughs* I'm trying to cut back on here. (I make it sound like a bad habit)

Love to you too SM! *hug*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hi everybody I must learn to say that in Latin. Its funny while I was at work i wonder hoe Mayo and ss would respond to the anons. Its nice to see that they do care. I have one thing to say to them (the anons)
ascendo tuum. By the way the motto for this army of ours is. Ne conjugare nobiscum

JocelynHolly said...

Hey FASC! =]
*hug*

Anonymous said...

GS, you'll probably be interested in this story...
One of my daughter's oldest and dearest friends (who is just one month shy of 17) gave birth to a healthy 8 lb. boy last night.

MissTottenham said...

I'm good too pixie?

I hope you have a good trip.

gnothi seauton said...

PH,

Sdock and I discussed how this is our drug of choice.

So if you ever see us talking about inhaling a blog you'll know what we are on about!

JocelynHolly said...

Hey Martha! =]
*hug*

Are you learning Latin now?!

JocelynHolly said...

*laughs* GS I am pretty sure that it's my drug of choice as well!!

And Coffee.. =]

Pixie said...

"I hope you have a good trip"

thanks miss t, I hope they won´t do anything "stupid" at the show... still have to find a way how I can block out mis during their performance ^^

anima said...

GS, I hope it works! Good luck!

I gotta run. Love to all of you.

JocelynHolly said...

Goodbye anima!
*hugs*

gnothi seauton said...

Mya

Wow! Mother and baby well?

My daughter is planning not to have any before 26, so she sounds as if her head is screwed on.

Things happen though!

gnothi seauton said...

Bye Anima - fingers crossed.

Smoke said...

You go, Mya! GRITS!

You can't beat grits. Either way you look at it. Cheese grits, butter grits, grits sandwiches, or ya'Southern girls!

JocelynHolly said...

Awwh Mya, best of luck to mother and baby!=]

My sister is 17, pregnant, and her baby is due on February 29th. =]

I'll be 15 when she has the baby.

gnothi seauton said...

What do leap year babies do for birthdays?

Do they just chose a day to celebrate on the other 3 years?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.

The answer would be no PH I just found a lot of really good sites with Latin phrase on them.

Hello by the way.

gnothi seauton said...

I mean choose.

Anonymous said...

Mayo,

The title of this blog perplexes me.

If you are the blood donor, are you implying we are the blood suckers? (i.e. leech)

farawaysoclose said...

my friend always celebrated on 1st march on the other 3 yrs.

JocelynHolly said...

GS, I don't even know! I'm pretty sure they celebrate their birthday's on Feb. 28th or March 1st. Whatever floats their boats! =]

Ahh I see Martha!=]

gnothi seauton said...

Sorry, I also meant to say good luck to your sister.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

My god everyone around me seems to be having babies. But congratulation to all who have family members who are having babies and to those who's friends had their

sdock10 said...

Or is the leech the person who is trying to suck the life out of this blog?

JocelynHolly said...

Thanks GS, I'll pass the message along, although I'm sure she'd ask who Gnothi Seauton is!=]

Anyways I am off to Wal-Mart, I'll talk to you all later tonight!

Many hugs for everyone! Including you Mayo! *hug*

Love;
-007

Anonymous said...

This girl and my daughter had talked at length about abstinence...
Yes, GS, things happen...
My daughter is still a bit miffed with her, or the situation, rather...
I just hope she will be able to continue her education. She is a very intelligent child and I always expected her to go to college, graduating magna cum laude and the whole thing...
That's the main thing that bothers me...

Smoke said...

Sister Midnite - That was the funniest shit I've read all day!
"Tiger Eyes". That should be what he sharpies on his neck next time!

E-bar? Oh, hell yeah!

As far as eat, sleep and work?
The defining moment, when I knew this blog was taking over....my seven year old son says to me "Mama, even I know who Mayo is and I'm only seven."

Talk about speechless.

sdock10 said...

Princess Smoke,

You should really tend to my nephew better than that. At least let him type his own comments when he gets ready.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Later Ph.

gnothi seauton said...

It's not the end of the world Mya :)

Education can always be picked up at a later date, admittedly it is a bit harder to fit into life but not impossible.

Anonymous said...

sdock! Classic! Thanks for that chuckle!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

S&m 20 I just waiting for the day when I turn on the TV to watch L&O SVU and the story line is about a blog named after a condiment that might be long to a rock star.

Smoke said...

Heh-heh. One of those 'mayo sucks' comments a while back was in fact.......a seven year old.

Dr. Nut, you're the one who lets him play with fire.

No wonder Mayo has a soft spot for you.

Andrea said...

Anon @ 9:30, when I read "leech", the first thing I thought of was the X-Men.

Yes, I'm a dork. And proud of it. ^_~

gnothi seauton said...

Bye PH :)

sdock10 said...

Could I get one of the nurses in the army to remove this fucking ice pick from my temple? I'm afraid it will poke through my eye. MY FUCKING HEAD HURTS!!

farawaysoclose said...

hey you 2 sisters are very funny!

gnothi seauton said...

Martha - what's L&O SVU ?

capture this void said...

Hoshit. Well this was unexpected. To post a blog about this surely means you felt strongly about this topic, huh? Good to hear, my friend.

To that anon that posted something about the leech related to 'blood donor', I think you're onto something.

Hello to all.

farawaysoclose said...

i'm on my way sdock!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, GS, I know... BELIEVE ME - I KNOW!
Except, instead of being 17, I WAS 35!!!!

sdock10 said...

Princess,

Tell the blog how he knows all the words to "YKWTDTGLUIP"

Smoke said...

It is soooo possible MJ. I will freak the fuck out, too. I can just see Mariska Hargitay interrogating Gerard.

ergoproxy said...

Morning!

an army now?
and I must wheigh into the chocolate discussion, we have Cadbury's (yum) and Nestle but I was always curious about hershey's kisses and reese peanut butter cups ( from american sitcoms) and was working with an american guys who got his mum to send some over.
- really disappointing.
especially the reees things.
Gimmie a nice cadbury flake or just a whole block.

sdock10 said...

Or how he knew about Astro Zombies before you did...Or how you wanted him to dress up like Frank Iero for Halloween.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

GS it is Law and order special victims unit

Anonymous said...

It is all about the GRITS!!!!!!

gnothi seauton said...

Sdock,

It's PPU's with pins in your voodoo doll. Oh yes it is.

How's the Army going to combat voodoo?

sister midnite said...

Andrea said:
Yay, Sister Midnite! I'll hang out at your bar any day of the week.
Whoo hoo! I'll make sure we have plenty of male eye candy on hand, then. ^_~

Of course, Mayo would have to be okay with it... it *is* his 'building'...

Fuck it. We can sneak 'em in if we have to. ^_^

Anima, tell you what -- I'll trade you some working & eating for some of your sleep. It's getting tough to not go horizontal in the afternoons!

Okay, that sounds dirty... O_o

*HUGZ* to PH & everybody who wants one!

PS - I can be anything from general to decoy in the Mayo Army. But the best place for me would be Captain of Boots. ^_~

Anonymous said...

Leeches also purify, don't they Mayo?

Smoke said...

"Princess,

Tell the blog how he knows all the words to "YKWTDTGLUIP"

Let me tell ya'll, there is nothing funnier than a little tiny 2nd grader with a thick southern accent singing that song. Well, any of MCR's songs, actually. It is some funny shit. I should put him on youtube. Gerard might be out of a job though. He's preettty damn good.

sdock10 said...

gnothi seauton said...
Sdock,

It's PPU's with pins in your voodoo doll. Oh yes it is.


Damnit, he/she's got their horn sticking in the side of my fucking head.

sdock10 said...

Yeah leeches are used in medicine all the time now for blood clots and shit.

gnothi seauton said...

Martha - thankyou.

Mya - bet that was a shock!

dei gratia said...

Hello Mayo,

I do like it when you’re not so cryptic; I’m easily confused you see.

You seem perturbed, sweetie.
Who is the leech? Is it you or us?……..maybe we all take something from each other.
Or is it the anons…..have they got you riled? Is it us or the anons that you feel question you’re intentions? I guess none of us will ever truly know why each other is here or indeed who we are!

So it’s not divide and conquer…..that’s good, I don’t much care for that game!
Unless they mean divide and conker…..well game on, but remember I will have to sniff your nuts!

‘I will not strike the match’ ….ok, but I might keep the water handy, just in case. See, I do give a bucketful of shit!

Take Care, Stay Safe!
Much Love!

P.S. I don’t profess to have wisdom; wit maybe. Worry and wonder always provoke a purchase and then I punch myself!

P.P.S The above is actually true!

Anonymous said...

OK, it is time for a stogey. I'll try to check back in later!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello Ep and sister MN and all the others once again who are here. No its PPU horn. A unicorn doesn't need pins it would just keep sticking it's horn in the doll.

Smoke said...

Am I forcing MCR on him, ya think? Nah, he loves it. He wouldn't be Frank though. I was so sad. :(

I'm afraid if I had to make him choose between Gerard Way and Jack White......Jack White would win.

He is a White Stripes fanatic.

I think it's safe to say though, he is the only 2nd grader in this county that can sing all the words to Rag & Bone and Mama.

He is special, that son of mine.

farawaysoclose said...

hey guys!
gotta love you and leave you.
bloke back from footie in 10 mins and i've gotta be on the sofa looking like butter wouldn't melt.....computer....what computer??
have a fab evening, i just know you are.
bye x

gnothi seauton said...

Sdock.

The horn?!

THE HORN!!

BAD VISUALS!!!

ergoproxy said...

WHAT THE HELL IS A GRIT!!!


If you have leeches pour salt on them.

Though they are great for getting rid of bruises, I have done it. hurt a little at first but it works.

sdock10 said...

GRIT

That's me and Princess Smoke!

gnothi seauton said...

Bye FASC :)

What computer?

sdock10 said...

PPU,

Did you soak that horn in venom before you impaled me in the temple?

MOTHERFUCKER! This shit hurts.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hear from you later FASC.

MissTottenham said...

see you later faraway.

Anonymous said...

Yes, GS, it was a major shock!
(still not quite sure HOW that happened!)

But...

That little angel saved my life!
(gasp! and not MCR!!!)

Gotta go smoke. I'll be back!

Anonymous said...

mayo asking us if the bucket we hold is full of water or shit makes me think he is not sure if we can/will help him when it really comes down to it or just giving lip service (eg. put out his fire with the water or if we are full of shit and will just stand by and watch him burn.)

I don't know if that is right or why he would doubt us. Especially as he feels something for us, he must do or he wouldn't have posted this blog.

dei gratia said...

Hey guys!

Everyone doing ok?

Fimble Star said...

hey guys just caught up but now have to go so hello and goodbye. i will be on later

sdock10 said...

Hi DG,

NO, ppu impaled me in the temple with its horn and now I'm about to die from the pain.

sdock10 said...

anon @9:54

And questions lead to more questions which lead to more questions....the only thing I'm sure of is that I'm not sure.

sister midnite said...

LMAO!! WHo the hell needs drugs when we can read this blog?! There are, like, 10 different conversations going on at once!!

And now for something very sappy, that will show you all (Mayo & SS included) that Sis Midnite loves ya.

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life.

I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back.

I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.


(/sap)

sdock10 said...

AWWH Sis Midnite,

I love this one:
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

That's a good lesson for me to try and keep learning.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

You know what I forgot to put what I want from that game on the other blog. I want a fox and zombie shirt. I want them to be sitting in a graveyard drinking coffee. I also want a ff07 shirt. It could have an image of Gerard and Frank put with the faces cut out or blocked out in some way. On the top of the shirt it can say King and Queen of ff07 and on the bottom it will say identity's still undetermined

Anonymous said...

They were really great, and all so true. There is a positive vibe in here so let's hope some of it rubs off on mayo.

gnothi seauton said...

Hi DG,

Sorry, I didn't acknowledge you earlier :|

Mya - if you didn't know how it happened that might be where you went wrong :D. So glad it all worked out well :)

Sdock, you'll have to find a nice virgin to take the PPU's out the way!

ergoproxy said...

anon, but a bucket of shit will put out a fire.
just saying.

maybe the bucket of shit is to keep mosquitoes away.

I think mayo posted this as a response to the anon criticism, to paraphrase:
if he thinks we would stand aside and not help he
"has not heard us at all"

sdock10 said...

Anonymous said...
They were really great, and all so true. There is a positive vibe in here so let's hope some of it rubs off on mayo.

If it doesn't, we will fill our buckets up and pour it down his throat.

Love You Always, Mayo!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I mean but not put but.

dei gratia said...

Oh Sdock10,

The Swine!

I hope it was not in your temple....that is beyond rude!

Rip off the horn then it will just be a decidedly un-pretty purple horse.

Smoke said...

SS would be so proud of you, Sis!

*hugz*

Oh gosh, see now ya'll are making me give hugs. I tell ya, S&V20 is missing. She's been abducted!!!!!!

sdock10 said...

No, she hasn't I can see the light from your tiara from 15 miles away.

gnothi seauton said...

Sister Midnite - so, so true.

One to print out and read every day.

sdock10 said...

Well I'm off to the hacienda and my slow ass computer...see you guys in a few.

Smoke said...

"Rip off the horn then it will just be a decidedly un-pretty purple horse."

Just another everyday, run-of-the-mill, My Little Pony.

Ooohhhh, zing!

Anonymous said...

that does make sense actually. i am not too good at deciphering.

Anonymous said...

that does make sense actually. i am not too good at deciphering.

dei gratia said...

Hey GS!

It's OK....there's alot going on, I see!

sister midnite said...

Princess S&V20, your son sounds absolutely adorable. :)

Fuck, is this roving headache day or something??? *rubs right temple* And there was no PPU near me. If there was, I would have kicked it. *oops*

Dr. Nut, d'you have any leftover footballs? I can't find my Advil.

Anonymous said...

New comment on the previous blog:

Anonymous said...
"BC, Mayo - could they be one of the same?....or maybe more?
Commrades together
fighting the cause
real and the fiction
real or the fiction?
roots are evil
but the blossom is pure."

ergoproxy said...

Bye I'll be back later

sister midnite said...

Anon @ 10:13, somebody already asked that question a few posts ago. No, BC is not Mayo. Do keep up, would you?

gnothi seauton said...

Bye Ergo.

Anonymous said...

leech

b LEE ding CH aos

Shame in me said...

Hey sweet mayo,
I dont for one second think you invented this blog just so that you could watch the towns people burn when you had had your fun. That idea to me is proposterous. There is a lot of thought and feeling put into your blogs and even though i rarely dissect what you have wrote and speak of my findings on here, i always dissect in my head throughout the day.
I believe in humanity, and i know for a fact that you do too. I believe in you mayo and care very much.
Dont let some stupid anons ruin what has been created here. In every world there needs to be those that hate and dont believe to make the ones who love and believe with all there heart shine through. There needs to be that equilibrium

How come a chunk of posts have been deleted from the ending of the last blog? anyone know? is that because of some haters disrupting the post?


Anonymous said...
Wake up? What if one likes the monsters under their bed? Everyone else should wake themselves up. Some people like being tortured. It's not their fault that time is wasted with unwanted concern and pity. Some are happy right where they sit...no matter how deep and dark the whole might be? At least they hold their own shovel.

November 6, 2007 7:54 PM

I find this to be true, the pessimistic and masochistic side of myself (the dark side i like to call it hehe) agrees wholeheartedly

toujours said...

oh you did not just go there, did you anon?

cripes.

Smoke said...

Anon,

Uh....ok. Don't know what to think about that, really.

sdock10 said...

Damn, that brought the room to silence!

Well, he did say he was giving us a hint...

But fuck I mentioned leeches in my comment a few days ago....

Shame in me said...

dear lord someones having fun with words arent they anon!!! i dont know what to say. Maybe you should think about things a bit more thouroughly before you speak though. Just a thought

Anonymous said...

"roots are evil
but the blossom is pure."

Okay, there is going to be some ass-kicking if someone is messing with us. Anon, if you know something, you need to come forward. Please.

And ummm, don't know what to say about the most recent Anon comment. Now I'm baffled.

Anonymous said...

"roots are evil
but the blossom is pure."

Okay, there is going to be some ass-kicking if someone is messing with us. Anon, if you know something, you need to come forward. Please.

And ummm, don't know what to say about the most recent Anon comment. Now I'm baffled.

MissTottenham said...

Yo peeps,

I have blogged some pics of me and my sis, check em out.

I am in the green. Click on em to make em bigger.

P.S. I have lost weight since then so ignore the chubby arms ha!

gnothi seauton said...

I seem to remember that we said it didn't matter who was posting , we were having fun!

I'm chill either way!

toujours said...

just a heads up to all -- i just read that blogger is going to be down tonight at 11 pm pst (that should be about 8 am for you mayo, and 7 am blogtime), for about ten minutes.

maintenance. didn't want anyone to freak out later on.

that is all. carry on. :)

Anonymous said...

If it is someone who is hanging out with us and is purposely tricking us, then that will not be cool with me.

I am just wondering what the heck this Anon knows.

gnothi seauton said...

Erm, Miss T , what chubby arms?

Tu est belle!

gnothi seauton said...

I wouldn't be mad at them, I would feel sorry for them.

Smoke said...

Damn, talk about killing the mood.

Did we forget to mention that it is FTAD2007?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I think that maybe a person from LJ that anon. A person from there was giving BC a hard time on her blog a while back. They think that she is Mayo.

MissTottenham said...

GS, I see chub. But I'm three stone lighter now and much happier.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Miss t I didnt see any chubby arms.

sdock10 said...

I will give you a hint...leech

Something about that line bothers the hell out of me for some reason.

Oh well FUCK IT! My head still hurts and I have to go feed my doggies right now.

Ya'll keep pondering and let me know how it turns out.

MissTottenham said...

You people are too kind.

Anonymous said...

Mayo:

Your occupation was once listed as "blood donor:". So who are the leeches? Yeah everyone wants so much from you - do you feel like you will sucked completely dry? Boy do you have a martyr complex.




Oh but your blood is ever so sweet my dear.

Anonymous said...

Miss T, awesome pictures!

And GS, you are right, I would feel sorry for them too. But I still wouldn't be cool with it. I'm feeling very protective of everyone here. Hence the need to mention a good ass-kicking.

Love you guys :)

*goes back to working*

MissTottenham said...

Thanks people for your kind words.

It was hard to find pics that didn't look too icky. God I hate pics of myself.

Can you tell we're sisters ha!. We don't look anything alike do we?

... said...

Ha! I new Mayo blog.
And I understood what this one was about.

Thanks Mayo for a more non-cryptic blog.

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