If you consider my intention was to assemble you here, and then rip you apart, merely to revel in your dichotomy...well then, you have not heard me at all. I will not strike the match, but you hold the bucket. Is it full of water, or shit?
p.s. allow your wisdom, wit, worry, and wonder to punch, provoke, purchase, and profess.
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 2347 Newer› Newest»Whoa, guys... maybe you're over-thinking this?
Just sayin'...
What is a leech? An unwanted pest that hangs on and sucks blood, right?
Now, who can honestly tell me that some of these Anon's aren't leeches, coming over here because some little fuckstick said, "ZOMG, ITS GERARD'S BLOG!!! I LOVE YOU GEE!!!111!!" on another forum?
The word is spreading, people.
That's why Kapunua & others have been asking everyone to keep this shit on the DL. Let the fankids have their forums; we have ours.
Regardless of who Mayo may or may not be.
Now, who wants a smoothie? >:)
just a heads up to all -- i just read that blogger is going to be down tonight at 11 pm pst (that should be about 8 am for you mayo, and 7 am blogtime), for about ten minutes.
Thanks for the heads up - 6pm my time...
Sister Midnite,
Can I please have a football smoothie?
That would be super badass!
Me! Me! Me!
I'm ready to throw some grapes at ol'Tiger Eyes.
Hell I was thinking the shit out of it and all I could remember was mentioning leeches in my comment the other day and I was like WOOOAH! He is pissed the fuck off at me for some reason, but Nah, surely he isn't...or is he?
See, no wonder my head hurts.
Oooooh, a football smoothie. Yeaaaahhhh! I like it. That would rip!
Then it would be a chill night from here on out.....
sdock10 said...
Yeah today is FUCK THE ANONS DAY
hey now not all of us are bad apples. I for one have been here since before loveman started this whole affair.
p.
sdock10 said...
I will give you a hint...leech
"Something about that line bothers the hell out of me for some reason."
..and so it should....and your fellow commrades.
Revolution!
The "leech" should surrender!
Smoke,
Do you want a peach football smoothie or blue football smoothie? Hmmm time release smoothie or regular smoothie?
Damnit, too many decisions to make.
Cheers to FTAD2007!!
p.
You sign your comments so you are not a real anon...You're one of us!
p.
You sign your comments so you are not a real anon...You're one of us!
Thank goodness. I don't come hear as often as others. Please provide a recap if possible. What the hell happened?
p
Surrender to what? or to who? what the fuck?
Let's see if I can recap...ok, we've had an anon that we call the divide & conquer anon and they started stirring up shit. saying that mayo was going to conquer us by singling us out...well, that shit pissed mayo off so much that he wrote this new blog...and here we are.
Creepy, pissy anon-alert!!!!!!
Straight to the point sdock, thank you.
Where did the whole Mayo Army go?
Nurse Smoke do you think we can hold them off just me, you, and P.?
thanks sd -- I'll have to go back and catch up on some reading. I think I will bring my laptop with me to the hospital on Thursday instead of the book I packed.
p.
Ya know, after reading about FTAD2007, I was wondering how long it would be before an agro-anon decided to post something.
Fuck'em. You know we can. Where's the arsenal? I'm not supposed to be toting and all but hey, wtf?
I think we should ignore that anon
smoke&venom20 said...
Creepy, pissy anon-alert!!!!!!
November 6, 2007 11:02 PM
What, Where, Who????
p.
Anonymous @ 10.55pm
Should we start singing ' The Red Flag ' ?
What if Mayo really is giving us a hint about someone stirring up shit in here? Sorry, Mayo. I'm terrible with taking things literally. I have to remember that everything does not have to be a metaphor for something.
Make sense? Do you know what I mean? Neither do I...
Haha, wow what happened hear
xD
MJ, what anon?
See, I'm good at this ha!
Smoke,
I got an extra pistol for ya...I'm not sure what my title is here in the Mayo Army, but line em up and I'll take em out.
Anon @ 10.55 is the anon who put the last post on Mayo's last blog.
They are not the same as ' divide and conquer ' Anon.
Different vibe.
Oh Mayo, lovely. You are bipolar. I see the signs now. In the press you talk of your life and marriage being "fucking amazing." That seems to be your answer for everything as of late. Can't say I blame you, do what you have to do, my friend- TO SURVIVE. Still, you have been told of your many contradictions as well as your many creative gifts.
I'm afraid my bucket is neither water nor shit but GASOLINE. I feel like you are no longer painting with the colors of reality (so what's your favorite color, punk).
Mayo please, get help now!
Life will strike the match while you are standing barefoot.
FIRE CATCHES WHEN KIDDIES PLAY WITH MATCHES.
sdock10 said...
"Where did the whole Mayo Army go?"
Hmmm...maybe they worked it out and they're planning their revolt?
Detectives are few here ;)
What, Where, Who????
p.
The Anon @ 10:55.
Much creepy
Hey Anon at 10:55 - wtf?
p.
SD10 if mayo knows the identity of the D&C anon the title may be direct at that person while the rest of the blog is for us.
:::WHIRRRRRRRRR::
Here you go, Dr. Nut & Princess Co-Captain.
If my services are required, I'm ready & willin'. Got my favorite ass-kicking boots on, too.
VIVE LA FTAD2007!
Smite all the bad anons!! SMITE THEM, I say!!!
<--- is in the mood to kick some anon-ass!!
Anon,
Uh-huh, I see your point.
I'm a shitty detective. I think everything is a stab at me for some reason.
*sips from football smoothie*
sdock, i have a theory about the "leech" reference.
but, i'm unsure if i should say it?
Perhaps Mayo could buck up and turn off the "anonymous" option. Force the words to have an identity. I suppose that might be too easy. Asking him to probably wouldn't help anyway.
Sister Midnite said...
:::WHIRRRRRRRRR::
Here you go, Dr. Nut & Princess Co-Captain.
If my services are required, I'm ready & willin'. Got my favorite ass-kicking boots on, too.
VIVE LA FTAD2007!
Smite all the bad anons!! SMITE THEM, I say!!!
<--- is in the mood to kick some anon-ass!!
November 6, 2007 11:13 PM
Slow down sista M -- lets see where this annon goes. (a little trigger happy this evening are we?)
p.
Or maybe Anon, the Resistance is working quietly in the background where you can't see?
Bh13 why don't you stay and have some fun with us.
*sips from football smoothie*
November 6, 2007 11:13 PM
Make mine a strawberrie with an extra shot of footballs.
p.
TJ,
Please say it....
The Mayo army is still here!
toujours said...
sdock, i have a theory about the "leech" reference.
but, i'm unsure if i should say it?
November 6, 2007 11:14 PM
come on T I would love to hear your take on the reference.... please
p.
Anon @ 10:55 should go back to playing wherever the fuck they came from. If Mayo was calling US leeches, he knows he'd get his motherfuckin' ass handed to him, for two reasons:
1) The amount of intelligence and wit from our Blogger family would trump the most cryptic crap he could think up, and:
2) NEVER fuck with a boot-wearing bitch in the throes of PMS.
Yup, had to go there.
So, to reiterate, Mayo wouldn't be that brave. NO male would.
I've a pretty good idea who D & G Anon might be.
Can't place the relevance of leech yet. :\
Anon @ 11:15:
I think fast, I speak fast, I type fast. Deal with it, hon. :)
gnothi seauton said...
I've a pretty good idea who D & G Anon might be.
Can't place the relevance of leech yet. :\
November 6, 2007 11:18 PM
Ooh Ooh Ooh - do tell!
p.
Sis M, I'm scared.
Please don't kick me with your big boots.
Midnite said...
Anon @ 11:15:
I think fast, I speak fast, I type fast. Deal with it, hon. :)
November 6, 2007 11:19 PM
You go girly girl!!!!
p.
well, it's like martha said. i think the "leech" remark refers to someone he knows, and isn't a reflection of any blog activity.
i just got the feeling that the divide and conquer anon was someone who hadn't had a good experience with mayo, if you understand what i mean, and when i read the title to this blog, it seemed to fit with that.
Holy crap, what the hell happened here? Okay, I'm not asking anyone for a recap or anything; i see that there are over 500 comments (some from the last post) that I have yet to read and I will do my best to skim through them and all, but damn.
Meanwhile, I'm kind of feeling like bitchslapping someone today, so anyone of you may just point me in the direction.
Miss T, I won't kick you, promise. You're too cute. :)
My boots are only size 8 1/2, but they kick HARD.
(Sorry, P! Didn't see your initial at the end of your post!)
Whoooohoooo!
I drink fast! I need another round over here, Sis. I'm not much for sippin'.
Meanwhile, I'm kind of feeling like bitchslapping someone today, so anyone of you may just point me in the direction.
November 6, 2007 11:22 PM
Kapu
Check out creepy annon at 10:55 (or there about)
p.
Anon @ 10:55 p.m.
Shut up.
sdock10 said...
Anon,
"Uh-huh, I see your point.
I'm a shitty detective. I think everything is a stab at me for some reason.
*sips from football smoothie*"
Aww, no I wasn't stabbing at you or anyone on here, truthfully. You all seem very lovely.... even leech :) and I follow your fight for the return and safe keeping of the original Gerard!
*Gives Sdock some extra smootie froth* erm, do smoothies even have froth? I've never had one myself.
Kapunua, you are now the official "Bitchslapper" in the Mayo Army....do you accept this challenge?
I wore some pretty sweet ass kicking boots today!
Sister Midnite said...
Miss T, I won't kick you, promise. You're too cute. :)
My boots are only size 8 1/2, but they kick HARD.
(Sorry, P! Didn't see your initial at the end of your post!)
November 6, 2007 11:22 PM
It's all good.
p.
girls can call me P -- i usually either sign as p., p, or P
Phew, thanks sis m.
TJ, I got the impression that the leech is someone who has pissed mayo off. I definitely think it's aimed at one individual.
OOOH! You are a nice, helpful Anon. Thanks for the extra frothiness!
GS,
Do tell.
Okay going now have to feed the crew.
Be back later.
p.
Toujours,
Are you and I thinking of the same person?
The D & G poster is actually looking after our backs.
::WHIRRRRRRRRRR::
Here you go, Princess!
I used the stripey footballs.
Hi Kapunua! Another dumb-ass anon is trying to convince us that Mayo is trying to D & C us. Hence, Sdock10 started the discussion re: what Mayo's 'leech' meant.
You think 500 comments is bad? I had to skim thru 2 posts to catch up! Want a smoothie to go with your reading? ^_^
A previous and now current anonymous?
Ahhh, this is frustrating.
It would make sense if it is that person.
I don't know about D&G looking after our backs unless that is the same person who was upset about our fangirling. But we also must remember that we have people who come in here and steal anon identities. We know that they did it to SS so we can only imagine who else they are pretending to be.
miss t, that's the impression i received from the use of "leech", too.
gnothi, i don't know if we are or not? of course, my theory is based on nothing more than my own guesses, i haven't a shred of evidence for it at all.
but the individual i'm thinking of could conceivably want to help us, if they thought we were at odds with mayo.
that's complicated and maybe i'm not explaining mysel well. :/
Who GS??
huh?
Sis Midnite, I want a swirlie peach/blue football smoothie please!
Later P and hello Kapu.
::WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR::
Dr. Nut I just grabbed a handful & threw 'em in. Hopefully they'll get rid of your headache.
Martha - I mean helpful in that they are known to us, they admitted this, and they are concerned that we are being taken advantage of.
Okay, towards the end they were getting frustrated with us but initially they were concerned for everyones well being.
If it's who I think it is Mayo would be MORE than pissed at them for stirring.
sdock, i mostly just wanted to say something because i didn't want you worrying that the word "leech" was connected to that whole "blood donor" thing, and thus maybe referring to us.
i think "leech" is being used as a particular epithet. nothing to do with us at all.
Come on GS, spill the beans. Who are you thinking?
I'm not saying it out loud.
In fact I HAVE said it out loud, but I think you are all skim reading today.
I'm probably completely wrong.
Gs give us a letter that might help us see if we are on the same page as you.
GS, whisper it then ha!
I don't think I even care who the "leech" is anymore. Fuck it!
*downs another football smoothie and slams glass on the bar*
Do I have froth around my mouth?
Go to my 1st post.
Do I have froth around my mouth?
*dabs at cheek*
there. you're good.
:)
GS Said "I'm not saying it out loud.
In fact I HAVE said it out loud, but I think you are all skim reading today.
I'm probably completely wrong."
I wasn't skim reading, tis up there somewhere^^^
A detective emerges, at last.
Puzzle anyone?
The leech lives inside
Find their lair
the answer is there.
I think I am thinking the same thing about the leech person. I typed it out when Mayo first posted, but I thought it would be kind of mean. I feel bad for even thinking it.
Hi everyone! Can I have a smoothie and pistol? :)
Gnothi Seauton, why would you think it was who you think it is? Inquiring minds want to know...
(Did we miss something about this person when they spoke? As in, why are they someone to be pissed at?)
GS, it could be.
gnothi, we're thinking of different people, but probably very similar circumstances.
Who are you thinking about TJ?
*insert "a" before pistol.
But D & G is watching our backs.
You are casting seeds of doubt as to Mayo's identity.
If D & G is **** then they think Mayo is GW.
So who the fuck are you?
well, miss t. :(
i don't want to be cryptic, or any of that mysterious shit, so please forgive me, but i don't really want to name the person i'm thinking of.
partially because i don't have the tiniest bit of proof as to who it might be, so it's just a guess on my part (and i'm probably wrong!), partially because it would just be maybe rude to say.
mostly, it was as i said before, i just didn't want sdock or anyone else worrying over the "leech" reference.
GS Said"
But D & G is watching our backs.
You are casting seeds of doubt as to Mayo's identity.
If D & G is **** then they think Mayo is GW.
So who the fuck are you?"
Who the dickins is D&G??
*Hands back detective diploma*
Toujours, GS, Sis Midnite, Miss T, anyone I missed.
How is everyone?
Oh boy, I am as lost as a bitty in high weeds.
Hi Baroness,
We're having smoothies and playing army and detective...are you in?
I mean D & C. Ahhhhh !
Toujours, ok, I see where you are going with that one, but is your mystery person the D & C anon or the' Mayo is BC 'anon?
Sister Midnite - can I get back to you in a moment.
hi star. it's an interesting day!
sdock, i hope i didn't just make you really confused.
:(
I don't think it is the old friend GS that person said they have no contact with GW anymore and that they found out about this place through a relative. That person want to let GW know that they still cared for them.
I think this anon is someone more recent or someone who is around right now.
Now I am confused.
But I am still thinking TJ that we are thinking the same.
gnothi, i was thinking about the "divide and conquer" anon.
i think the "mayo is bc" anon is just an ass.
Hi star, I'm good. How are you?
Sdock10!
Just call me Baroness Sherlock!
Can I have a coffee smoothie? I wonder if they even make those.
I'm ready to do some sleuthing!
anima, it was just a thought i had last night reading those posts from the "divide and conquer" anon, and then when i saw the title...
well, maybe i'm just jumping to conclusions. heaven knows, it wouldn't be the first time. :)
Hello star and anyone else who has returned.
Hi Star!
I'm quickly becoming confoozed, but otherwise okay. You?
::makes a whole batch of football smoothies::
could it be eliza or miss e or someone? maybe mayo might view them as a leech? whoever it was did not seem to rate Mayo much.
ooh, star, if they don't make coffee smoothies, they really ought to, because you just made me go all drooly with the thought of one.
^.^
I'm good Miss T. I'm listening to Christmas music and drinking my gigantic Dunkin Donuts coffee. I have a whole lot of stuff to do for work, but I can't stay away!
Tj I think we are thinking of the same person. Were they in involved with something that could be consider a club.
I just wanna shoot guns.. can we go back to playing army now?
Huh? I'm with you Luci. I think I might try sippin' this one instead of gulping. My head is SPINNING.
Spin Spin Sugar
Ha! I said it!
Anyhoooo.....
So where did Kapunua go? You still readin'?
Christmas music already star?
Sister Midnite, I'm always a little confused, but it's all good.
TJ, I jumped to the conclusion immediately too. I even jumped the gun on the "mayo is bc" thing; well not it being BC, but just implying that someone who is possibly our friend is messing with us. Interesting how that anon never answered my question about telling us what they know. Oh, well. Most anon's have trouble answering our questions.
Fuck the Anons. They are causing some trouble around here and I do not like it one bit. (And P, I am not talking about you or anyone else who signs their name. :)
Who the dickins is D&G??
Dolce and Gabana? Just kidding GS.
I'm back. Buffalo burgers are so quick to make.
p.
Hello everyone...
Elena is here but
Elena is very confused!!
The Divide and Conquer anon was watching our backs and was speaking about their concerns for us and to not let Mayo wind us up.
The ' Mayo is BC ' anon is coming in from a completely different angle which leads me to believe we are dealing with two different anons.
The Divide and Conquer anon I think is the old friend, and Mayo would be pissed at him for suggesting that we are being used. I mean if I picked up on that Mayo will.
The ' Mayo is BC ' anon, I have to work on .
As I said I am probably completely wrong.
Oh and anonymous @ 11.53pm, don't be bloody cheeky!
Oh yeah, Miss T! I would listen to Christmas music all year long if I could. It makes me happy.
martha, maybe? it's hard to say.
anima, i think you have the right idea. fuck the anons! (er, well, not literally of course. i mean, ew.)
Hey, elena!
How is your daughter doing?
Can we come up with something else besides "army"....? The army thing reminds me of the mcrmy. Sorry, I don't want to rain on the idea, I just can't seem to get that thought out of my mind.
But definitely something with GUNS!
*cocks pistol and starts shooting emptly smoothie glasses*
I thought we had all agreed NOT to give a fuck anymore!
We are all chill in here...
Well star, if it makes you happy you listen to it all year long.
That would make me sad though cos if i heard it at another time, I'd wish it was christmas, then be all sad that it wasn't.
But GS Andy hasn't seen GW in a while so I don't think D&C is him. D&C maybe who the anon said. But I'm not sure if D&C is the same anon who was talking to us last night about being fan girls. There are to many anon who come in here saying similar things so there maybe more than one anon talking about dividing and conquering us.
Hey Star, my daughter is doing well. Thanks for asking.
I don't dig "army" either, really.
I vote for something French and mysterious sounding- like Societie du something. Or...
LATIN!!!!
Anima, how about if we call ourselves the platoon?
Forgive my intrusion but I'm afraid I couldn't resist.
The Mayo Maffia
The unpleasant anons will end up swimming with the fishes....isn't that right Don Mayo?
Good, good, Elena!
P,
Dolce and Gabbana.
That's priceless.
As you can see , typing is not my forte!
how about the mayo brigade
p.
Yes! Army is good!!
Ready to march, everyone?
HUP, two three, four...
All I want to know is, why do some of these people keep telling us to 'watch out'? Do they think we're weak little things that can't take care of ourselves???
I think all of us here are smart enough to make our own decisions as to what we do or don't believe. Either this is 'Tiger Eyes', or it isn't. It is, however, someone dedicated enough, and *involved* enough, to have kept posting for two months. The same goes for SS. It is who we think, or it isn't. If not, he/she's still really terrific.
Honestly, Anons -- thanks for your concern, if that's why you're here. It's misguided, though. Concern is not the same as infatuation -- we care about him, yes, but as a fellow human being, NOT as a potential partner. Not everyone desires to "get Jiggy with it", you know.
toujours said...
"gnothi, i was thinking about the "divide and conquer" anon.
i think the "mayo is bc" anon is just an ass"
Neigh, surely not.
Until tomorrow...my stable awaits.
I'm liking these ideas. *taps fingers* But only if it is okay with the rest of the group. I do not want to change it if others do not want to.
I don't care as long as I'm in charge of all the weapons....
*sites in rifle*
Forgive my intrusion but I'm afraid I couldn't resist.
The Mayo Maffia
The unpleasant anons will end up swimming with the fishes....isn't that right Don Mayo?
November 7, 2007 12:13 AM
Mayo Maffia --- even better.
p
Dolce & Gabana, snazzzzy!
Sorry, my princess side is coming out. I'll go back to being a nurse now.
Anyone need any shots or bandaids? Any......meds? Muwahahah. Aside from the smoothies, I mean?
Yeah but it is ashame the D&C annon does not have near the class as D&G!!!!!
p.
oooh Mayo Mafia is super BADASS!!
We could be a legion instead of an army. Mayo's legion the harem girl legion
And now, PARTY ON!!!!!!!
P., that is genius.
I got my Italian suit all starched and ready
p.
Princess Smoke,
Can you load up that syringe with some morphine and shoot that shit in my temple for me? I think it's gonna get infected where that horn stuck in. Better bring some antiseptic.
Mayo Mafia that is a good one we must use it.
Can you load up that syringe with some morphine and shoot that shit in my temple for me? I think it's gonna get infected where that horn stuck in. Better bring some antiseptic.
STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.
Fuck yeah, I would look super tough with my guns, and my suit, and my boots, and my shades, and my knives, and my matches, and my flask, and my.....Sorry, I got carried away.
We can dress in nurse outfits after all this is the Mayo clinic and no one would suspect a nurse. We can catch em by surprise.
::in Brando voice::
I'll make you an offer you can't understand!
... can I still keep my boots?
"Mayo's legion the harem girl legion"
Cute MJ, but Mayo's ego is little inflated these days. Lets not get him any more ideas.
p.
Don Mayo, I LOVE IT!!
Now, if this is the Mayo Mafia and I'm still a nurse, I have to carry a gun. Slipped in my garter belt, just a small one. So I can pop a cap whenever...nevermind.
Told ya'll I didn't need to carry a gun.
The Fucking Mayo Mafia!
Damnit, now I feel like we are clique kind of group. Not our style. Right?
Well we can be whatever the fuck we want to be!
Sorry Sdock about your headache. Funny, but have you ever tried "head-on"....Oh that makes me laugh just typing it. Ha!
* hands Sista M an orange*
p.
Well than we can be SS's legion of harem girls.
(((*sips from football smoothie*
November 6, 2007 11:13 PM)))
(laughs)sdock10,I find this so adorable,please pass a coffee smoothie and I have my trusty machine gun.
(tat.tat.tat.tat)
there! no more no-name aka shit starters alive,sir
I am part of (whatever you decide)in the division;search and rescue.
hello to all,
`sc
Sdock - Please desist from discussing penises in your temple.
I am having disturbing images!
MarthaJones said...
Well than we can be SS's legion of harem girls.
November 7, 2007 12:24 AM
Oh yeah, I would be a part of that harem any day.
p.
Apply directly to the forehead...muahahah.
Maybe I should try that shit...or maybe someone could just pistol whip me and.....oh wait, I might like that shit.
Who am I kidding...FUCK YEAH I would like that shit.
Good evening everyone!
How are we all?!
I am prepared to sit here all night Mayo. =]
sc,
You know you are a part of whatever the fuck we decide to call ourselves. You would be the one who speaks with few words but shoots many bullets!!
PH,
So how was the gig?
But of course Sister midnite would still be a nun. She would have a very deadly part of rosary.
Wait a minute nurse and nuns I think I saw that on a DR.who episode. Never trust a nurse or a nun a cat to but we aren't cats.
Princess Smoke,
I think you and I just took this mafia shit to a whole different naughty, dirty, way down, level.
Martha - Ahhhh, the cat nurses.
Knockknockwho'sthere? Your butt that's about to be kicked.
Why does this stuff have to happen while I'm at work? And more than that, on the night that House is on? Jesus.
Okay, I'm admitting that I've only barely--barely--skimmed the end of last night's comments and the beginning of these ones. I could be waaaaay off. From what I can glean, that anon pissed you off, Mayo? That one who said that you had Sdock in your back pocket or something weird like that? (What's it like in there, Sdock? You find anything interestng? Lint? Spare change? A sharpie? A modicum of dignity or tact?)
Or is it someone outside of this blog who pissed in your cornflakes? Because oh my god, seriously? If an anonymous commenter on your blog got you that riled, then just take a breath. It's the internet. When you turn the computer off, the Bad People go away. Eat a bowl of ice cream and listen to Leonard Cohen. Pet stray kitties. Stretch. Knee someone in the groin*. We'll still be here when you come back.
If it was someone outside of this blog, well then, I'm sorry. I guess no one is exempt from having to deal with leeches--I work with a handful of them, they suck all my chi, I swear. Oh well.
My bucket is full of ice water, which I am going to throw on you if you don't get it together.
*You know who I'm going to say, right?
Sd10 it doesn't take much for it to get dirty in here. All it takes is a few words.
Fun Sized
Swallow
Head on
I'll be whatever SS needs or wants me to be. I'll be his nurse, too.
Stiff neck? Got a remedy for that.
Damn, did I say that? Yeah, I did.
Sista M, of course you get to keep your BOOOOOOOOTSSSSS! I shall continue to wear my thigh-high stilettos as well. I might be all of 5'4 now.
*You know who I'm going to say, right?
November 7, 2007 12:32 AM
my ass?
p.
Hey Kapu. We all been waiting for you.
p.
Kapunua said:
A modicum of dignity or tact?)
No way, he's been parted from those for a lomg time now.
Meiow.
kapunua,
It was really dark in that pocket and someone kept putting their hands in it and it didn't smell so fresh.
hey K.
Yeah I'm not sure who mayo's venom is directed to, then again I never really do.
p.
Gnothi Seauton, it was amazing! The first band was Valencia, I met two of the guys, and wow they rocked!! The vocalist has an amazing voice! Next was The Audition. HOLY FUCK, Danny, the singer, has sooo much energy! Next was We The Kings. I don't really remember their set, buuuut I know that they rocked! The drummer was amazing!! Ugh, for All Time Low, I was at the front, and I got squashed by all the stupid people. I couldn't breath all that well. But they opened with my favorite song, Dear Maria, and seriously, they are better live! Between All Time Low and Boys Like Girls, it got really really insane. People kept fucking pushing and I was pushed right into a security guard! I couldn't breath and I was soo dehydrated!! We decided to get out of the their and move somewhere calmer. I couldn't breath and I nearly past out, so my friend bought me water. While we were in the lobby, all of the guys from the bands were just standing there! I swear my jaw hit the floor! So of course, I had to meet them all! I don't care if I missed Boys Like Girls, they sounded just the same live as they did on the CD. Sooo I got 5 autographs from the guys from various bands and my picture taken with 7 different guys. They're all soo sweet! The merch guy for Valencia tried to sell me 1465460 cd's. I got The Audition hoodie and the Valencia CD. Seriously, that was the highlight of my life.
P.S. Sorry for any spelling mistakes.
sdock10 said...
kapunua,
It was really dark in that pocket and someone kept putting their hands in it and it didn't smell so fresh.
November 7, 2007 12:35 AM
LMAO -- you are so witty sdock
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Stiff neck How could I forget that on our list of dirty words. Hi Kapu.
GS I have The Doctor on my brain but that is a good thing. A very good thing.
Fun Sized
Swallow
Head on
I'd love to get dirty again, as I just started doing it last night, but I don't want to be called a fan girl.
And I thought for sure that I might find that key to that locked story, but no such luck.
Fun-sized, swallow, head-on, naughty nurses, pistol whipping......oh, mercy me.
Hey Kapunua!! =]
*hugs*
sdock10 said...
And I thought for sure that I might find that key to that locked story, but no such luck.
Yeah he keeps the one somewhere else, where no one will get to it.
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Ewww. Don't go there SD10 please don't go there.
smoke&venom20 said...
Fun-sized, swallow, head-on, naughty nurses, pistol whipping......oh, mercy me.
November 7, 2007 12:38 AM
stop it.... *runs to change in fangirl costume*
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Well, we can definitely feel the excitement in your voice.
Isn't it great when you go to a gig and everyone is so laid back and just hangs around afterwards!
Glad you had fun :)
It's the internet. When you turn the computer off, the Bad People go away. Eat a bowl of ice cream and listen to Leonard Cohen. Pet stray kitties.
I can highly recommend the petting kitties thing. Very theraputic.
Pst.. Carry treats around with you. They love it!
(((You know you are a part of whatever the fuck we decide to call ourselves. You would be the one who speaks with few words but shoots many bullets!!
November 7, 2007 12:27 AM)))
(laughs)
Yeah sdock10, The reason is,This fucker will do what it takes to save someones ass...
but might be pissed off later and more bullet will fly,if I found out they carelessly caused their predicament.
`sc
I should really stop inhaling this blog...This shit is making my head spin.
Are you feeling me GS?
Or are you rocking the fuck on in the dark corner?
Thanks GS!
So what has been going on in MayoLand tonight?!
=]
I can highly recommend the petting kitties thing. Very theraputic.
Pst.. Carry treats around with you. They love it!
November 7, 2007 12:41 AM
Reminds me of Scrubs episode on how to heal a broken heart. DJ: Hurry box of kittens... STAT!!!!
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Hi Ph. Star don't worry about it. There is a big difference between us and other fan girls. Our heads aren't stuck up anyone's ass. We can in the same sentence say how good looking GW is and call him out on all his stupidity.
Paperheartxx, sounds like your concert ROCKED!
MarthaJones said...
Hi Ph. Star don't worry about it. There is a big difference between us and other fan girls. Our heads aren't stuck up anyone's ass. We can in the same sentence say how good looking GW is and call him out on all his stupidity.
November 7, 2007 12:43 AM
Amen to that mj.
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hello hello everyone. How are you?
Yes MJ, there is a difference.
We are fanwomen and as such are allowed to have more dirtier over 18 thoughts about the guys.
Hey Martha and Resurrected Wreck! It sure did! Which is why, I can't wait to see MCR live one day, because I know it'd be 100x better! =]
Sdock,
I have definitely inhaled tonight.
My head is s..p..iiii..ning.
Oh and on your list of dirty words you forgot your horn.And petting pussies.
Whheeee!
Hi bc. We are fan girls that have evolved into naughty mafia nurse and so far one naughty mafia nun.
Have you not seen MCR live yet, Paperheartxx? They are beyond amazing. Only show I've ever seen to compete with it was Bowie.
Hello BC :) How was your day?
Oh and on your list of dirty words you forgot your horn.And petting pussies.
Whheeee!
November 7, 2007 12:47 AM
0_0, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
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Hi mj, BC, RW!
Hey BC,
We're just hanging the fuck out in here. What are you doing?
Nope, I haven't RW!
That depresses me actually! =[
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