Thursday, November 15, 2007

Final, but not departing words...

I understand your need for answers, information, and reassurance.

I have been asked to offer a tailored invitation to each of you. I cannot in good conscience fulfill your request, not now. With the current climate here, I am afraid this would only escalate hurt feelings and finger pointing. What if I get it wrong?

Some of you are more open and I may know more about you, others are more reluctant to reveal themselves, or are perhaps new…how do I deal with this? I know your names, and yes, I can speak to most of your personalities, but not all...so you can see where that may lead. You have all come here with your individual voices, with your own intent, wanting to be heard, wanting to listen. All valid, yet you do not require my validation to set your sails.

"Mayonaise" is an important place for me. Although I make every attempt, I am unable to read all the heartfelt comments that you leave. I spend time with you after I post, and then I return when I am able to give you my full attention. You would be amazed at how skilled I have become at finding that time...somewhat of an artful dodger. If it ever appears that I have missed something, I apologize.

Please understand I am not evading, I am not ditching your request. I only fear that any misinterpretations at this time could be disastrous to whatever chance you have of restoring friendships. This is no longer about me. Stay here for each other. I will continue to post on “Mayonaise”. You may listen if you choose. Or you can ignore me, and continue to use this space to gather. Or you may choose to disappear.

I cannot take you for granted.
I am accountable for my actions.
I need you.

I have been asked to reveal myself to you. You all know me. I am whoever you want me to be, I am an artist, a poet, a singer, a motherfucker, and a contradiction, a mouthpiece, a friend, and an enemy, a brother, an informant, a whipping boy, a basket case, a queen, and a criminal...(credit to John Hughes.)


p.s. my fear, again...and I am hungry, but often I forget to eat.




"You have the exclusive right to be an exclusive asshole. But I don't have to like it."

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Fimble Star said...

martha. i am sorry but it gets confusing. people call me fs cos of fimble star. it was freddy charles that was talking to k. not me.

Anonymous said...

I emailed you, SIs Midnight. OH NOEZ!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi there magic pie. How are you?

Fimble Star said...

ok welli will do my weather update. miss t just reminded me hehehe

today it was very cold and windy but it was cloudless and sunny. i walked on the beach so you can get the jist of the weather from that. it rained hard last night so the air was fresh this morning

ergoproxy said...

I'm good thanks BC

just doing some cooking.

oat slice is :

butter, golden syrup, rolled oats, raw sugar, SRflour and coconut mixed together baked and cooled then sliced, it's very nice and you can make is softer or crisper depending how long you cook it ( I prefer softer)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Sorry FS I confused myself to. Anon I wasn't meaning you were a shit starter. Things in here start off with good intentions and somehow end up pitting us against each other. That is the shit I'm talking about.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello mp

MissTottenham said...

FS, pizza is here.


Anima, no worries.

TJ, I named them after my favourite striking partnership for spurs because they made a good pair upfront.

Fimble Star said...

hey martha no worries. i think i am constantly confused. hehehe

Amyranth said...

HOLY SHIT.

I just found video of me onstage with the Dropkick Murphys in Calgary last year!

fgsfds.

- Amyranth looks like a fool onstage.

Anonymous said...

freddycharles said...

'I need to tell you something about SS.'



Kapunua said...

'We didn't even discuss SS to be honest.'


Which was it, seeing as you are being so honest

anima said...

E-vodka for everyone!!!!

Where is Sdock? She can shoot that shit down.

Fimble Star said...

yay pizza. i am so hungry. do you have pepparoni.

hello magic pie. how are you

Anonymous said...

Anon, you are an idiot.* FreddyCharles said she wanted to discuss something about SS. I thought she did. Either way it didn't matter to me. She didn't; we actually talked briefly about Frank instead--who is not SS--and then about Long Island.

In the end, why the hell do you even care?

OMG!!! !1111 You caught me! I know exactly who everyone is!!!111 Not only that, but after that email we all had a WILD CLOWN ORGY!!!1 SS was there!!11111asoditga He joined in! Then Mayo came in and I tied him to the mast and whipped his ass silly, he loved every minute of it.

IT'S ALL SO SORDID!!! Sorry you guys weren't invited. It's exclusive. Next orgy we have, maybe I'll let you in. Maybe.


















*Honest

Fimble Star said...

oh anima i will have a shot. e-vodka and pizza mmmmmmm

sdock10 said...

BOO, Motherfuckers!

I am back!

ergoproxy said...

missT that is ...haha
a good pair up front...

Fimble Star said...

Then Mayo came in and I tied him to the mast and whipped his ass silly, he loved every minute of it.


hahaha k i spat my drink out at that. lol

toujours said...

ergo, that sounds really good. could you send me the recipe for it? i know how to do the conversions to u.s. measurements and stuff, so don't worry about that.

TJ, I named them after my favourite striking partnership for spurs because they made a good pair upfront.

you are so lucky i finished my coffee.
;)

Anonymous said...

Signing on AIM: Kapunua

Sorry to mess you your buddy lists if you have added shewolfkapu; I'm trying to get ahold of Goodlooking Boy and chat him for a while, too. ^_^ He doesn't know my shewolfkapu AIM so.

AIM: Kapunua

Fimble Star said...

hey sd10 just in time for e-vodka. you smelt it didnt you hahaha

Amyranth said...

we all had a WILD CLOWN ORGY!!!1

So that's where the sheep went.

-Amyranth

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Misunderstandings and confusion. they seem to run amok in here. I hope that Mayo continues with the post he has been doing lately. I like how they are so straight forward and they don't confuse me

Magic Pie said...

Hey BC! I'm doing well. A little tired but it's all good. And my belly is full of tuna pasta!

How are you?

Anonymous said...

Now I am AIM chatting Fimble Star. There is hot wax involved. End of story.

MissTottenham said...

Ergo, TJ, you'll never be able to look at footie strikers the same way again.



*adopts best dirty old man voice*

Wanna see my strikers.







What a great pair of strikers. A new name for boobies ha!

sdock10 said...

You guys were trying to drink vodka without my knowing about it.

Sneaky, sneaky

toujours said...

i have to hop into the shower, so hello to sdock and magic pie and anyone else i might have missed while drooling over ergo's oat slice. ^.^

back quick-like.

Anonymous said...

hello hello sd10. Welcome back.
Ergo, good to hear. Those oat slices sound very delicious ^_^
Wild clown orgy? That made me laugh XD

Magic Pie said...

Hello Martha, Fimble and the rest of you lovely people. I'm doing fine this evening. How are you?

sdock10 said...

Mayo didn't come without me, did he?

Please tell me no.

*crosses fingers and toes*

toujours said...

*adopts best dirty old man voice*

Wanna see my strikers.


stop! i'm trying to go take my shower, miss t! you're making me laugh and not be able to walk away!

Anonymous said...

Good to hear magic pie. It's been almost a week and I still have the flu, it's getting a little better, and I just had some pizza. I'm taking it easy.

Anonymous said...

kapunua said...

we actually talked briefly about Frank instead--who is not SS-


How do you know he is not SS?

ergoproxy said...

TJ I'll do it now

toujours said...

thanks ergo. ^.^

i'm really going now.

*walks resolutely away from computer*

Magic Pie said...

I can't believe you've had it for a week, BC! Stupid sicknesses!

Anonymous said...

Entropy, MissT and Fimble Star and I are all on. it's getting hot in here!

Fimble Star said...

big wild orgy. oh k stop it hehehe

Magic Pie said...

I've never done the AIM thing. I just use messenger.

Fimble Star said...

so who are we waiting for the kickball

Fimble Star said...

oh magic. i have msn. do you have that. i got aim today cos of miss t and ts fun. it makes a little weird noise

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Kapu and ks and hot wax. My computer kicks me off the net and this is what I come back to. Wow it is getting hot in here (so lets take off all our clothes)

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

kapunua said...

we actually talked briefly about Frank instead--who is not SS-


How do you know he is not SS?


Does it matter?

Why do you care?

-Amyranth

sdock10 said...

I brought hot sauce...who's in?

Fimble Star said...

hahaha mrtha. are you going to be a streaker now. hehehe run through mayos house naked whoop whoop hahaha

MissTottenham said...

Kapunua, keep your hands where I can see them.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Sd10 raspberry sauce is so much better.

Magic Pie said...

I've had msn for AGES! I don't use it much though. I go on it as "offline" and lurk.

Anonymous said...

There has been talk on other sites that ppl here believe Gerard owns this blog and Frank is SS. Now it seems nobody thinks that at all. You can understand my confusion. It seems to me that freddycharles and kapunua are holding out info on you. Really not trying to start shit, just doesn't add up, that's all I'm saying.

So true or false. Mayo is Gerard and SS is Frank.

Fimble Star said...

hahaha mp thats wat i do. i kinda have a stalker and he always talks to me and i dont know wat to say so i lurk hehehe. my msn is on my profile if you wanna add

Martha Smith-Jones said...

FS i would only do that if I wanted to blind everyone with that horror but my MCR clones in here to do it.

Magic Pie said...
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Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

So true or false. Mayo is Gerard and SS is Frank.

False.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pen the sheep.

Little woolly bastards.

-Amyranth

ergoproxy said...

TJ I sent you oat slice and easy choc brownies.

now I'm hungry!!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon we don't know who they are and you shouldn't believe what they say about us on other sites. I'm sure that is one of the nicer things they say about us.

sdock10 said...

How about chocolate syrup and some cherries?

Magic Pie said...
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Anonymous said...

The four of us are having wild monkey sex in the chatroom. When we are done, we'll all be wearing goddamn unicorn shirts with each other's names on them. And YOU'LL all have to watch us parade around inthem for a few months. SUCKERS.

Amyranth said...

I can't believe that Clay Aiken is the little Creepshow behind "Invisible"

-Amyranth

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Sd10 whip cream we need some whip cream.

Anonymous said...

Believe it magic pie. I started getting sick last Saturday night. Tomorrow is the one week anniversary of the night I got bit in the ass by the Flu Fairie. Lol

ergoproxy said...

oh an pardon me if I go suddenly it's saturday and we have house stuff to do.
so I may be on and off.

anon, some think so some do not.
nobody really knows either way and it doesn't matter.

Anonymous said...

hmmm...I think I see what you guys are doing. So you say none of you believe it after all. Why not? You seem quite certain Mayo is not Gerard and SS is not Frank, what are you basing that on?

Again, just trying to form my own decision, not attacking anyone.

sdock10 said...

Man-naze is just a blogger...nothing more, nothing less. We are what makes this place rock the fuck on.

YEWHEW! Where is the whipped cream?

Anyone? Anyone?

Amyranth said...

Kapunua said...

The four of us are having wild monkey sex in the chatroom. When we are done, we'll all be wearing goddamn unicorn shirts with each other's names on them. And YOU'LL all have to watch us parade around inthem for a few months. SUCKERS.


I hope you plan to wash them at some point.

Yuk.

-Amyranth

Martha Smith-Jones said...

What sharpie message do you guys have written on you.

Magic Pie said...

That seriously sucks donkey balls, BC. Get your rest, young lady! ;)

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

hmmm...I think I see what you guys are doing. So you say none of you believe it after all. Why not? You seem quite certain Mayo is not Gerard and SS is not Frank, what are you basing that on?

Again, just trying to form my own decision, not attacking anyone.


We're basing it on the fact that to Assume makes an ASS out of U and ME.

-Amyranth is missing a sheep.

Magic Pie said...

Cool beans, Fimble. I'll do that tonight!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

They post ss and mayo while Mcr was on stage.

Fimble Star said...

We're basing it on the fact that to Assume makes an ASS out of U and ME.


amy lol you made me snort hahaha

Fimble Star said...

cant wait mp

Anonymous said...

Entropy just wrote "FreddyCharles knwos who SS is." She wrote it right across my ass.

sdock10 said...

I have TOO HOT written on my neck in Trappey's hot sauce.

Fuck yeah! Who wants to lick it off?

ergoproxy said...

My Chemical Romance are currently two members down from their usual ranks.

Since their show on November 12 in Aberdeen, the New Jersey rock titans have been without the tub-thumping skills of Bob Bryar and the guitar-licks of Frank Iero.

Speaking exclusively to Kerrang!, vocalist Gerard Way explains the temporary departure of both members:

"Bob has problems with his wrists," says the singer. "He has cysts on his right wrist on the tendons, he can't grip anything and he has no use of his hand. We have an old friend Pete standing in on drums."

"Frank has had a family emergency and had to go home," he adds. "That happens sometimes. We have Matt Cortez filling in, in his place."

"They are both happy for the show to keep going," he reveals. "That's the way we do things!"

Guitarist Ray Toro has the following to say on the subject:

"It's definitely different playing without them," he says. "Not only musically, but the presence on stage too. You miss looking at their faces. You miss their energy on stage. But we are doing the best we can."

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hahaha I love that one Amy. Anon if you want to believe that SS is Frank and Mayo is GW you can. If you see something we don't that makes you believe that is fine.

Anonymous said...

I am trying to, but right now I'm giggling at some of these comments, which is unfortunate, because when I laugh, I start getting coughing fits, but well, I can't help myself lol

Ha ha amy, that comment made me laugh XD

Original Punk J said...

Dear Mayo,

Hello to you this fine evening! You know, I really would like to have a different name to call you; "Mayo" just doesn't do it anymore. Have any suggestions?

You asked us all last night if we had any questions for you. Of course I came up with several, AFTER you left. Typical me.

So, ok, here we go. I understand up front that details are not allowed, that's fine, a roundabout answer or even a yes/no would suffice.

1)Who are your influences in music, art, and literature? Your favorites in all three?

2)Have you heard from our mutual friend? If so, is he alright? And would you please ask him to stop by the house when he can, there's chocolate cake waiting.

3)What's YOUR most irrational fear?

4)What was your opinion of L's poem?

5)Loveman: what's your take on this person?

6)What would you like to ask any of us? You invited us to ask, now we'll invite you to do the same.

L is going to write you, but not tonight. She's not feeling her best. She will more than likely talk with you tomorrow.

Looks like the House is pretty much as it was in the beginning. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Sort of like history itself.

Gotta run for now. Glad to see you again, my friend. Hopefully you won't be a stranger in your own place so much anymore. Or at least not such a silent one. I like to hear your voice. You need to relax, laugh more. Deal?

Take care--until next time!

love to you, my brother
J

Magic Pie said...

Martha, I have "Cold Hard Bitch" on my arm today. lol

Anonymous said...

MarthaJones said...
They post ss and mayo while Mcr was on stage.


I didn't know that. So if you know Mayo is a fake why are you all still here?

ergoproxy said...

I just got that off myspace.

Anonymous said...

We're here because we like each other. We like the game. We like Mayo.

*licks Sdock* I wish you had AIM, sugermuffin.

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

MarthaJones said...
They post ss and mayo while Mcr was on stage.


I didn't know that. So if you know Mayo is a fake why are you all still here?


Mayo is a real person. A human being.
Computers can't type like that.
That's why we're here.

-Amyranth

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Because we have fun here its our home. I won't be run off from here. I like ss and mayo no matter who they are.

Anonymous said...

Mayo never said he was Gerard Way. Let's get that clear.

Okay. BORED NOW.

capture this void said...

6)What would you like to ask any of us? You invited us to ask, now we'll invite you to do the same.

Now that will be interesting.

sdock10 said...

We stay for the kickball and the wild parties, of course.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

If mayo was Gerard I would be worried we might be giving him ideas of what to do during the last MCR/MSI show.

Amyranth said...

Capture This Void said...

6)What would you like to ask any of us? You invited us to ask, now we'll invite you to do the same.

Now that will be interesting.


Yes! Please ask me anything!

-Amyranth has TONS of weird answers.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, it does not matter whether Mayo and SS are Frank and Gerard or not. I could give two shits. I came here because this is such a open community full of love and support and because of the great people here.

Anonymous said...

Well as usual it seems I have come here with only half the facts, I didn't mean to piss anyone off, I just wanted to see for myself what the deal was here. Scanning through the comments I got the impression kapunua and freddycharles may have known the true identity of SS and were keeping it to themselves. Sorry if I got that wrong, if I got it right then you should really tell your 'friends' what you know, unless of course you don't trust them.

sdock10 said...

Oh, Kapunua we would have the wildest wolf sex ever. Maybe it's better that I don't have AIM.

We would blow the motherfucker up....just melt it down.

Fimble Star said...

i stay for the sheep to

Anonymous said...

Kapunua said...
Mayo never said he was Gerard Way. Let's get that clear.


Interesting choice of words. So does that mean that SS said he was Frank?

ergoproxy said...

sheep are a good reason for anything!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

No ss never said he was Frank. SS is so nice that you want Frank to be ss.

Anonymous said...

Anon, the answer to all of these questions and more is quite simple. Anon, the answer to your question is...

...
..




......



(Anyone else want to say it for me?)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

My ass

sdock10 said...

The Princess has informed me that she shall be on a little later tonight. She expects Casa de Mayo to be clean from top to bottom.

Get the sheep off the field for God's sake...please.

Have you ever tried to play kickball in sheep shit?

Smoke said...

WTF? Wild wolf, what? Now, "Corey" is making me watch freakin' crab spiders on Planet Earth. FUCK!!!!!

Someone help me please!!!!!!

Anyone?????

Anonymous said...

*high fives*

Anonymous said...

I don't know why some of you are being so off with me. I was told that Gerard was the author of this blog and SS was Frank but he deleted his blogs but before it was announced he left the tour he put up a message that said 'and then there were three' so I wanted to check it out. I don't mean to cause shit.

Anonymous said...

I'm Frank....ly bored of this shit.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Well if SS where Frank he couldn't help you. You know spiders and all.

Entropy said...

"Entropy just wrote "FreddyCharles knwos who SS is." She wrote it right across my ass."

Hell yeah I did!
May I say you have a nice ass?
I'm going to say it anyway.
NICE ASS!

Smoke said...

How weird was that? You're late with your message, sdock.

But I will be back later.....gotta watch Bear Grylls drink his own piss tonight.

And yes, it better be spotless in here and the team better be dressed and ready for war........

capture this void said...

I'm Frank....ly bored of this shit.

Haha. Post of the year.

Anonymous said...

You were told wrong. And what's more, and worse, is that you're annoying.And desperately dull. Play nice, or run the hell along before I punch you in the vagina.

ergoproxy said...

ok so everyone had already seen the Kerrang article?

Fimble Star said...

shouldnt that be fanny guys?

Anonymous said...

Entropy, I'm flattered! *wiggles it... just a little bit*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

We don't mean to be off putting anon we are just having fun. It has been a bad week for us here. So don't mind us.

ergoproxy said...

oooh the "Return of the Vunch"

Anonymous said...

More than one person told me he posted that before it was announced he left tour. So you are saying they all got it wrong. When was it posted then? I don't know why you are being so off with me.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Vunch kapu vunch that big old clown vagina.

sdock10 said...

Kapunua,

Are you threatening to Vunch someone tonight?

Amyranth said...

Anonymous said...

I don't know why some of you are being so off with me. I was told that Gerard was the author of this blog and SS was Frank but he deleted his blogs but before it was announced he left the tour he put up a message that said 'and then there were three' so I wanted to check it out. I don't mean to cause shit.


You're not. Just remember, you can't believe everything you read on the internet.

-Amyranth

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I don't think its Frank. It could be someone who knew about it. Like pasted.

Fimble Star said...

basically. i used to think slightly that it was in connection but now i dont. the were on stage when they postd. i dont think they can do that. i dont believe they are but i do believe that they are bloggers that let us use the house so a big THANK YOU

Anonymous said...

Thanks but I didn't really believe it first time I heard it, I only got interested when I heard what he posted before Frank left the tour. It made me think what I had heard a while back might all be true after all.

toujours said...

back from my shower, squeaky clean, and giving you all tmi, probably.

ergo, i looked at those recipes. that oat slice looks pretty easy to make. i don't have any coconut right now, but when i do, i'll let you know how it turns out! and the brownies, with 2 cups of brown sugar? oh, yum.
thank you! ^.^

Amyranth said...

American = Vunch
British = Funch
Canadian = Cunch

-Amyranth

Anonymous said...

They are off with you because they do not think it is important.

They have more important things to talk about.

And besides, he is getting tired of it too.

Magic Pie said...

I came for the service. I stay for the leg room.

Anonymous said...

I'm winding up a vunch as we type!

ergoproxy said...

fanny is a funny word..

...here it means bottom, but apparently not so elsewhere

Fimble Star said...

or a cunch or a funch as amy translated it for us hehehe

Anonymous said...

Hi, anon@ 1:53. Thanks. ^_^

Fimble Star said...

ergo. i would advise you not to go to an english person and say i like your fanny hehehe

Magic Pie said...

Vunch is the best word ever. I told someone the other day that I was going to "vunch" him if he didn't shut up. He loved it.

sdock10 said...

Is the field free of all sheep?

Amyranth? Do you have them back in their beds?

capture this void said...

Oh shit, son.

A cunch.
Reminds me of Cap'n Crunch.

ergoproxy said...

hehehe
TJ they are certainly not "diet" food !!
though everything in moderation..
( and they are sooooo yummy)

Amyranth said...

sdock10 said...

Is the field free of all sheep?

Amyranth? Do you have them back in their beds?


Except for one wiggly little bugger, yeah I think.

-Amyranth

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hi tj

Amyranth said...

Capture This Void said...

Oh shit, son.

A cunch.
Reminds me of Cap'n Crunch.


We're starting to sound like a Dr Seuss book.

"Vunch a Bunch!"

-Amyranth

Anonymous said...

Captain Cunch. Ha ha I like that.

ergoproxy said...

FS I have heard that said before!

actually it's not commomly used here at all

smoo is a nice alternative.
it could be a "smunch"

Anonymous said...

Cap'n Vunch!

toujours said...

ergo, baked goods should never be anything but indulgences, as far as i'm considered. if you're going to go through the trouble of baking, bake it right. ^.^

Fimble Star said...

wat ergo. you call your fanny a smoo?

Anonymous said...

Cap'N Vunch..
Now that I really like ^_^

toujours said...

hi there martha. ^.^

anima said...

Damn, I missed the orgy, the clown vunching, and the whipped cream.

I love you all! I just came to say goodnight.

Happy Vunching!

capture this void said...

Mayo, I wish you'd revamp your blog. Something a little less dark, perhaps.

A white background. I know how much you adore light, right?

Magic Pie said...

Time to relax now, everyone.

Happy vunching!

ergo said...

wat ergo. you call your fanny a smoo?

well not me personally,haha
but it's a word that gets used by some male friends.

capture this void said...

But then the white background would resemble the one on your other profile. And you don't want that. Believe me.

Hm. What to do?
A pretty purple background?

sdock10 said...

Kapunua

Are you still vunching? I had to leave for a few mins and just got back.

Wanna lick some more hot sauce off my neck?

toujours said...

all this talk of food reminded me of something i wanted to say.

mayo,
i was thinking about your p.s. today. i'd like to join in with the reminders to eat, and i came up with some menu suggestions for you:
listen to music that you love; listen to music that you've never heard before; read; draw something you have never seen before; write something for no reason; watch something whimsical; say hello to a bird or a tree and listen for the response; or take a moment to visit each of your loved ones in your imagination, wherever they are across the globe, whatever they may be doing at that moment.

oh, and come play with your friends on the blog, of course! ^.^

you don't always have to have a full meal, either. regular snacks will also sustain you quite nicely. just -- no more forgetting. starvation isn't pretty.

ergo said...

damn googles changed my login again!!

Anonymous said...

Sdock, sure! I can multi-task like a pro!

sdock10 said...

I just googled myself.....

found out some shocking stuff

ergoproxy said...

TJ I love trees.

toujours said...

TJ I love trees.

me, too. sometimes, they just make me smile. and i love making kissy noises to the local crows. they give me the funniest looks! ^.^

capture this void said...

I googled myself and got a bunch of crap.

Lots of lyrics.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Sd10 what did you find. To the anon asking the question we have a lot of rude anons coming on here so if we are off putting that is one of the reasons. you weren't rude but they start by asking question and than go from there.

ergoproxy said...

we have 2 big deciduous trees behind the house and they have their leaves back now and fluffy flowers that smell sweet and the bees make the whole tree seem to hum

sdock10 said...

I found out that I was a certain lead singer of a certain band, maybe, perhaps?

muawahahahaua

Martha Smith-Jones said...

http://martha.drowned-world.net/ Google is great. its me and the tardis. yeah that as close to seeing me as you will get

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Sd10 you must link you must.

sdock10 said...

Kapunua,

Let's play another game in here until it's time for kickball. Help me think of something.

Fimble Star said...

how do you google yourself

sdock10 said...

Oh it wasn't that interesting. I assure you, but funny.

What kind of game can we play?

Anonymous said...

Sdock, are you serious? OMG, where did you read this?

A game? Like a question game?

Okay, I've got one.

What turns you on?

toujours said...

and the bees make the whole tree seem to hum

oh, that's a lovely image! my apartment complex is solidly landscaped with mature trees, and most of them are almost naked now. it's like watching them turn into sculptures.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

What happen to all our anons. I know we all went crazy for a couple of days but I didn't think we would scare them off.

capture this void said...

Hobos.


But you already knew that.

Anonymous said...

ben-gay.

No, seriously...intelligent banter.

Anonymous said...

Ben gay, huh, oh Anon o'mine? Aren't you a wit. ;)

Intelligent banter, now that I like. Only sometimes I fail at it.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

What turns me on is being frustrated. Its weird. I was watch a special on humans and sex and it turned out its very common

sdock10 said...

Shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands!

ergoproxy said...

FS

well when a mummy google and a daddy google love each other very much........

......and sometimes if mummy google isn't around, daddy google.....

Anonymous said...

Won't someone else join us in chat?

AIM: Kapunua

We're still orgy-fying. Join us or die.

Anonymous said...

sdock10, you gonna show 'em?

sdock10 said...

Mental stimulation and arousal...FUCK YEAH!

Anonymous said...

Show me, Sdock. I'm all eyes. ;)

Anonymous said...

This...should be interesting.

toujours said...

ben-gay's easier to find, though.

sdock10 said...

I dunno man, they are pretty big. I'm not sure the world of rock is ready for such as these ginormous hooters.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hahahahah good one ep

Anonymous said...

Anons... we are too clever for you naughty people.

ergoproxy said...

turn's me on?

an open but slighty shy smile and nice hands

Fimble Star said...

ergo hahaha you crack me up

sdock10 said...

They are still quite perky though and stand up nicely on their own without the aid of much underwire.

Seriously, a turn on for me is someone who knows when to shut the fuck up and let me have my moment. If I am listening to a song and I'm into it, don't fucking ruin it for me....oooohh It makes me want to cut his throat I swear to GOD!

Fimble Star said...

hello mustard. how are you. is the fridge door closed properly?

Amyranth said...

Here's my boobs.

(.)(.)

-Amyranth

Anonymous said...

LOL, I know what you mean, Sdock. ^_^

Smoke said...

Good God, Sdock, don't do it. Please, for my sake.

What the hell? What turns me on?

Besides me?

^_~

Hmmmm, a little Mayo here, a little Mayo there. Yummo.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Nice tits amy. Hello sv20

Anonymous said...

Seriously, wit actually is a huge turn on. Aside from basic kindness and honesty--I totally go for sincerity--wit and banter make me giddy.

sdock10 said...

Mayo? What do you do with the mayo, Princess?

Smoke said...

Hey ya'll!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

The conversation and the smiles are what reel me in.

sdock10 said...

Someone I can argue with!! I need constant mental battles with someone....Does that make sense? But it has to someone who can argue a valid point...not someone who just says, "you can't go to New Jersey cause it's stupid!" blah blah blah

sdock10 said...

Lips that make you want to chew and suck on them....Hell fuck yeah.

Smoke said...

You mean you don't know, Sdock?

You silly, lost little girl.

toujours said...

for me, when there's someone i like, it's hearing him say my name.

everytime: zap! ~melty~

Original Punk J said...

Ok, Kapunua, I wasn't going to post tonight, but I just couldn't resist this question.:)

Sexy boys with beautiful eyes and eyeliner. That's physical.

Mentally, they have to have a sharp wit, sarcastic, and intelligent enough to know all kinds of useless shit from the History Channel.

And I'm more of a Myoflex girl myself....

L.

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