Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Mother Fucker that feels good.

It is down right impossible to kill the mood around here this fine evening. So, my intended post has been shelved for the time being. I am grateful for the distraction; my mood had drifted toward the foul. I am not my usual pretty princess self. You laugh...would you prefer The Queen? Quite honestly, I am like an unruly child.

Foolishly, I lost my temper. In an attempt to do far too many things at once, I allowed myself to snap under the pressure. The target of my destructive behavior, ever so graciously, allowed my rant without a challenge. And yes...as I know you will ask, I have apologized. I am truly sorry.

p.s. those dark moments back there cause me to pause and thank you.

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resurrected wreck said...

Why yes, we would prefer the Queen, actually. The Queen of Fuck Fest 2007. Is this your way of claiming your crown??

Anonymous said...

Foolishly, I lost my temper. In an attempt to do far too many things at once, I allowed myself to snap under the pressure. The target of my destructive behavior, ever so graciously, allowed my rant without a challenge. And yes...as I know you will ask, I have apologized. I am truly sorry.

Frank's too good to you. El Oh El.

toujours said...

knew you'd rise to the occasion. *heh*

distraction is good, too. glad you posted tonight. you're mine. (no pressure)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

There were not enough fucks in that post.

anima said...

Sorry, but my first thought was: Why is there not a "p.s. FUCK!"?

*goes back to re-reading; it takes me a while*

Anonymous said...

Entropy said in the last entry:

It's a pic from the leathermouth show, bended the same just withought his guitar.
Sorry the link itsn't working.


OMG pls to be trying again? ^____^

~~Special K

Anonymous said...

how many fucks does one need?

nice you apologised, we all have our bad moods, just brush down your frock, straighten your tiara and start anew

Anonymous said...

Oh Mayo, you said:

You laugh...would you prefer The Queen?

Well I dunno. Would we get to, like, watch?

K

Anonymous said...

Mayonaise, what are you apologizing for?

Anonymous said...

Well fuck me. I am fucking sorry. You mother fuckers...are you ready to fucking rock my fucking world or what? Fuck you! Let's hear what you have to fucking say about that. How's that for a fucking good night?

Anonymous said...

Mother fucker!!!!! God, that feels good.

Anonymous said...

Seeing as how this seems to have been posted by an actual human and not a Blog-O-Bot, I won’t shred it up. Unless I'm terminally bored.

ergoproxy said...

is fuckfest moving?

Anonymous said...

Mayonaise, what are you apologizing for? I am curious to know

Entropy said...

That is more fucking like it Mayo.

ergoproxy said...

obviously it fucking has fucking moved
fuck me but the whole fucking place is fucking going to fuck

Anonymous said...

This whole place is moving way too fucking fast for me :(
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck!!!!

Original Punk J said...

Mayo, you sweet little fucker!

Glad to see we fucking rubbed off on you.

(From the Things That Sound Fucking Dirty But Aren't Unless You Sorta Kinda Maybe Want Them To Collection)

Forgive me, I'm on serious fucking pain meds for gallstones this evening. May sound a bit "whoopdee-whoopdee"...

And yes, I would have asked.

All About The Fucking Love, Darling. Take Care.

L.

resurrected wreck said...

Try this link, Kapunua:

http://www.buzznet.com/groups/mcrfans/photos/?id=26020041&p=3

Anonymous said...

Well fuck me. I am fucking sorry. You mother fuckers...are you ready to fucking rock my fucking world or what? Fuck you! Let's hear what you have to fucking say about that. How's that for a fucking good night?

*bitchslaps*

Anonymous said...

Mayo, were YOU the one I was talking to last night?

toujours said...

anon @ 10:11 --

still not enough fucks. we know you can out-do us all!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Mayo @ 10:11

anima said...

"I am not my usual pretty princess self."

Join the crowd.

"Foolishly, I lost my temper. In an attempt to do far too many things at once, I allowed myself to snap under the pressure. The target of my destructive behavior, ever so graciously, allowed my rant without a challenge. And yes...as I know you will ask, I have apologized. I am truly sorry."

I do hope the best for you. Apologies are good.

I do not want you to get back on a high-horse; but truthfully, you bare a lot of the pressure within this band. Not that it is any one persons’ fault, but it is just the way it worked out. Don’t be so hard on yourself, but just as all of us need to do, take the time to figure out what is important and what is true. You will find it. I promise.

FUCK!!!

I'm lame because I'm talking to "Mayo." What the fuck?

Anonymous said...

RW, thank you ever, ever, ever so much. ^___^

Chaos, Mayo is apologizing because s/he lost his/her temper on a friend. It happens. ^_^

But s/he still had that bitchslap coming for other reasons. ^_~ Be glad it wasn't a vunch.

Anonymous said...

Little fucker, you. Mayo? What's going on? What did you lose your temper over, not that you'll let your secret loose. I'm glad you're big enough to apologize. I have a hard time doing that sometimes. So, for anyone that can do it, I admire that.

Entropy said...

Thank you RW,I was looking for another photo sharing place that had that picture.

anima said...

K - I'm a huge fan of the vunch. It makes me laugh everytime. :)

Anonymous said...

Fucker!!! I need a motherfucking hug for some reason after reading this...

elena said...

Thanks for the fucking new blog. It was so fucking nice of you. Here's to Fucking Queen Mayo~ (and the crowd goes wild)

resurrected wreck said...

Well fuck me. I am fucking sorry. You mother fuckers...are you ready to fucking rock my fucking world or what? Fuck you! Let's hear what you have to fucking say about that. How's that for a fucking good night?

Yeah, all right. A little late, but still in well before the dawn deadline. I guess you get your crown. It's a sparkly little number with "DIVA" spelled out in bling across the front. Well, it used to say Diva, once, but it's warped from being passed around all day and now says "DILA" because the "V" broke.

Really, you have only yourself to blame for that.

ergoproxy said...

hehehe vunch is such a great word

Anonymous said...

K - I'm a huge fan of the vunch. It makes me laugh everytime. :)

I'm glad someone else gets a kick out of it. I save it for only special occasions. People who really dance on my last nerve... Hateful and vile and ugly lyricists... ^_^ You know, that sort of thing.

Original Punk J said...

RW:

You are fucking awesome. And don't you fucking forget it.

J.

Anonymous said...

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Sorry for that. That's what's going on in my head.

elena said...

Would Mayo's official title be Queen of Fuckland? You must practice the queenly wave.

Magic Pie said...

No matter what the fight was about or who it was with, I'm glad you apologized. But now you've got me intrigued.

Anonymous said...

Whats your fucking problem, Mayo. What the fuck do you want us to fucking talk about? You always have something to fucking whine about, but nothing really to fucking say. Your one motherfucking, fucked up, fuck.

Entropy said...

Wow,Queen of fuckfest,you may have to fight that crown of yours with mustard.
Imagine that, mayo vs. mustard.

Anonymous said...

FUCK!!!!!!! Hello there Mustard....again(lol) how the fuck have you been?

anima said...

I want to give Mayo a vunch.

Oh damn, that made me laugh just typing it!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Computer is still running fucking slow. Here is a hug for you BC.

Mayo nice fucking job with the fucks.

resurrected wreck said...

Original Punks, you rock! :P

toujours said...

mustard! you geeeenyus! btw, that hurt my eyes, you motherfucker. you're paying for my fucking medical bill, got it? ^.^

anima said...

I'm still stuck on "Mother Fucker that feels good."

Glad you agree Mayo!

Magic Pie said...

the swears are starting to hurt my eyes! lol

Anonymous said...

I wish to wage no war with Mayo. We are equals when it comes to sandwich toppings.


BC:
I'm pretty effin' well. Glad we got to hear from the dude again. I wasn't sure he'd turn back up. Guess he likes it when we talk such foul language in his blog.

Entropy said...

Ok,sorry mustard.

Anonymous said...

Anima:

That is a great blog heading. Props to Mayo for that. But only this one time Mayo. You get no other props until you say something equally as funny and charming.

Anonymous said...

Mayo:
I'm not intrigued. I'm just glad you feel groovy enough to post. Or at least you're on the way to feeling groovier.

RW: DILA!!! Rahahaha!

P.S. It's 75 fucking degrees at 11:32 PM. What the fuck? New Jersey is not near the Equator!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the motherfucking hug Martha. I fucking appreciate it! ^_^

Mustard, I fucking agree. As long as we keep on fucking, he will reappear XD



I FUCKING love all of you!!!
Like I mention before, that feels fucking great!

Anonymous said...

Entropy:

Don't apologize. Why were you apologizing? It didn't come off as funny? I meant for it to. But, then again. I did forget my little winky emotocon. Sorry about that.

Anonymous said...

BC:
(((((BIG FUCKING HUG)))))

Anonymous said...

I want to give Mayo a vunch.

I want to pretend that Mayo is Gerard Way and bitchslap him for selling out his values and (presumably) dragging the rest of the band along with him. Then I want him to take me to Jimmy Urine so I can roundhouse that little skank right in the piehole. I liked MCR's (insincere?) anti-violence stance, but that doesn't mean I'm necessarily anti-violence myself. Because seriously, I've had fantasies about knocking that skanky punk's teeth in for the things he says in his songs, and there's never any question in my mind that I could give that bitch my hair to hold, and still hand him his ass.

I'm a little riled tonight, but hey, way it goes.

Entropy said...

Fucking love you BC!

anima said...

Goodnight everyone!

Coming here today/tonight is just what I needed. Going to get some sleep now.

-Anon30

resurrected wreck said...

RW: DILA!!! Rahahaha!

The truly wonderful thing is that "DILA" crown actually exists. It's in a box at work. I'll get a pic with it when I buy my digital camera this week.

resurrected wreck said...

Goodnight, anima!

Magic Pie said...

God, there's going to be about 367 posts here when I check this again tomorrow morning.

Have a good one!

Anonymous said...

Anyway, I believe you guys were posting pics of yourselves? Do continue! ^_^

Anonymous said...

I fucking love you entropy and star. Big motherfucking hugs to you!!!! I give every one of you a fucking hug, including you, you crazy motherfucker. Mayo!!

Kapunua, do you mind if I join you in kicking Jimmy's sorry ass? ^_^

Anonymous said...

night night magic pie ^_^

Entropy said...

Mustard, I really thought you took offence to that,haha.
This internet thing sucks somtimes.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight mp and anima!

RW, you have to post the DILA crown. That's hysterical!

anima said...

P.S. Fuck.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

anima and mp have a good fucking nice you guys. sweet fucking dreams.

Entropy said...

Good fucking night anima and magic pie!
Sleep well.

Anonymous said...

On a more serious note Mayo, if your p.s. relates to the disclosures posted on the previous blog, I'm glad they may have opened your eyes.

Oh, goddammit, don't make me go all fucking soft.

resurrected wreck said...

Bye, Magic Pie!

Anonymous said...

marthajones, how are you?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Personal I want to hold jimmy's fucking head in a toilet full of urine.

resurrected wreck said...

RW, you have to post the DILA crown. That's hysterical!

I'll do it, just for Mayo ;)

Anonymous said...

Entropy:

Of course not! I rarely ever get mad. I pride myself on that. I do get stressed and irritated, but hardly ever do I get mad. :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello star I'm fine. How are you.

Anonymous said...

Martha, can I join you? ^_^

Anonymous said...

Good, mj!

Anonymous said...

The P.S. made my heart go mushy as well. All of you who posted a secret, I commend you on your honesty and on your strength to have dealt with such issues. You all are such a strong bunch of people.

Entropy said...

That's good mustard:)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Yes you can BC and anyone else who wants to.

I'm so fucking happy House is on in less than fucking 15 minutes. Fuck yeah

resurrected wreck said...

Oi, is that the time?? Hell's bells, I've got to get to bed!

Mayo, thank you for the hospitality & the use of your venue. You throw a great party.

As for the rest of you... you fucking rock!!

Later, guys :)

Anonymous said...

Goodnight, RW!

Anonymous said...

Anybody who wants a shot at Jimmy Urine--I won't lie, his hateful words remind me of every bastard and punkass bitch I dealt with in high school--well, I'll see if I can leave you guys something. An arm, maybe. ;D

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Good night RW she you fucking tomorrow

Entropy said...

Good fucking night RW!
Sleep well.

Anonymous said...

You fucking rock too RW. Take care and have a great night.
I would love to push that dude's head down the fucking stinking toilet. Muhahaha.

I apologize for not revealing any of my secrets on the previous blog.

Entropy said...

We can do alot of harm to an arm.

Anonymous said...

See ya RW!

Anonymous said...

See Mayo, you are not alone when it comes to harboring secrets, or living in denial. We are all human.

Just don't get your motherfucking whip and fucking hurt yourself all the fucking time.

Now, how the fuck am I meant to go the sleep tonight. Instead of counting sheep I'II be counting FUCKS!! Ha!

ergoproxy said...

fuckity fuck fuck, fuck fuck!

Anonymous said...

Are you the same Mayo I spoke to last night?
If you are then that would just make my whole fucking night!!!!

I wonder?

Original Punk J said...

If I may misquote an old favorite:

"...and to all a good fuck."

Nighty fuckin night, and may tomorrow fuckin bring us all fuckin back together a-fuckin-gain.

Now I must steer L. in the direction of her bed.

Until the King and Queen rule harmoniously in Fuckland,

J.

Anonymous said...

Original Punks, Have a good night.
L, feel better!

ergoproxy said...

hey whips !
secret:
I can crack a whip left and right handed
in 2 different ways
talk about useless skills...

Martha Smith-Jones said...

See you later The OPs have a good fucking night and take care of your fucking selves.

Anonymous said...

Long live fuck fest 2007!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, I don't think it was. It may have been an impostor

Anonymous said...

Ergo,
That's cool as fuck. Very dramatic! If I tried to do that I'd be flailing. I'm a little spazzy when it comes to motor skills!
I want you around if I ever encounter lions!

Entropy said...

Good fucking night Punks!
Get fucking better L.

ergoproxy said...

star, as long as the lion stays very still, haha

but I tell you, you do not want to whip yourself by accident.
It fucking hurts !!
(that little cracker breaks the sound barrier)
I'm also a really good shot, targets and clays.

probably more effective against lions

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous said...

Long live fuck fest 2007!!!

Hail to the fucking King and the fucking Queen

Entropy said...

Fuckfest07 is going down in fucking history.

That's really cool Ergo.

Anonymous said...

I would love to give all you motherfuckers one big fucking squeezy hug!!

Anonymous said...

Well then anonymous, can I give you a big motherfucking hug? ^_^

Anonymous said...

Ergoproxy, I'd hardly call that useless. *nudge nudge wink wink* A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

I would love to give all you motherfuckers one big fucking squeezy hug!!

We don't hug. We're contagious. ;D

Anonymous said...

I'm kinda glad I was part of Sdock's FuckFest. This should be, like, a daily thing.

Or better yet, if Mayo's willing to stick around with us, we can do this all over again on New Years. Then it really will be historical.

Or not. Up to you all. This is about as good as my thought process is going to get tonight.

ergoproxy said...

ok all in for big motherfucking squeezy hug!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Fucking hugs for all you motherfuckers

Anonymous said...

Your right BC It may have been an imposter, but a girl can dream, right?

Goodnight to all and sweet fucking dreams...
I couldn't resist.

Love Fuck Fest 2007......Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

One big motherfucking group fucking hug then ^_^

ergoproxy said...

Yay Kapunua !
Monty Python fucking rules !!!



"f..f..f.f..f..ff..ff..f.f..fuck you" as Michael Palin says in Fish Called Wanda

Anonymous said...

Ha ha that's true anon ;)
A big fucking good night to you. Take care and sweet fucking dreams!
Ciao

elena said...

Here's to fucking hugs. They make the world a better fucking place

Entropy said...

I think fuckfest needs to happen periodically.
Anytime the mood goes a little sour.

Anonymous said...

Very true, elena!

Entropy said...

I fucking love hugs!

Anonymous said...

Haha Kapunuas going all Angelina TOmb raider tonight. YYYYYEEEHHH!!!

Anonymous said...

I agree entropy. We should make this a seasonal thing or when we are in the pissed off mood.

Anonymous said...

Hugs are the motherfucking best!!!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon have a good fucking night

Anonymous said...

And it is fitting that Fuckfest 2007 happened at the start of the Scorpio sun sign period because scorpios are very physical.

Anonymous said...

Goodbye BC!

And goodbye to the rest of you as well. It's been a long day and I'm ready to call it quits.


Mayo:
Thank you for this beautiful place. (I see you've decorated ;)
It's nice to be able to come here, whether what we discuss lives up to your expectations or not, and converse with like-minded individuals. So thank you for providing it for us.

Anonymous said...

Night MIB!

Anonymous said...

I seriously LOVE you guys :D

Fuck Mayo, if you don't feel connected to us now, I don't know when the fuck you'II ever be.

We're the best motherfuckers you never known.

elena said...

Night Mustard

Entropy said...

Goodnight mustard, I hope you get a good nights sleep, it sounded like you needed one.
Hope to fucking talk to you tomorrow!

Anonymous said...

Well fuck. Who'd have thunk that our Princess Mayonaise would ever lose face in front of anyone?

I'm only teasing. I manage a store full of idiots, I know what it's like to finally cave under pressure. I actually told one of the staff today that if they didn't get the job done, I was going to strangle him. Retail is evil, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Funny story, My father's sister married a Tucker so now she's called.... yep. Mother Tucker.

-Fucking Amyranth.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hahaha amy, and yes retail is fucking hell.

elena said...

I told an employee once that I would strangle her with her own guts. Of course I said it with a smile. I so wasn't kidding.

Anonymous said...

Haha Kapunuas going all Angelina TOmb raider tonight. YYYYYEEEHHH!!!

Haha! Thanks... right? ^_^

And it is fitting that Fuckfest 2007 happened at the start of the Scorpio sun sign period because scorpios are very physical.

We are. But sometimes that manifests in a good asskicking. (Or vunch.) Incidentally my birthday is tomorrow (today really, the 24th,) but thank you all for the pre-emptive wishes. ^___^

Lovecraft is waiting for me in my bed. Amici, ciao, buonanotte.

Anonymous said...

Night, Kapunua!

Anonymous said...

Amyranth, That's funny because one of the P.S.'s has a "Mother Trucker!" on it.
Sometimes, my niece would say Mothertrucker instead of motherfucker XD

Believe me, retail fucking blows.

Night night Mustard. Have a great fucking night!
Aw we love you too anon :)

Anonymous said...

Take care Kapunua

Entropy said...

Haha,and we all thought we were late wishing you a happy birthday.
If I don't see you tomorrow,
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!
Goodnight and sleep well.

I'm a scorpio too and love it.

Anonymous said...

Spin. Spin. Sugar.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hey K happy fucking Birthday and have a fucking good night.

Anonymous said...

Damn, anon, now I'm humming the Sneaker Pimps!

Anonymous said...

Aww shoots, esprit d'escalier. Hey Resurrected Wreck, I nearly forgot to ask: did you like those songs? Did you like My Blue Heaven? ^_^

Once again, goodnight, all! Thank you for the birthday wishes and, yeah, just everything. :D

Anonymous said...

Elena said...

I told an employee once that I would strangle her with her own guts. Of course I said it with a smile. I so wasn't kidding.
October 23, 2007 11:20 PM

Doncha LOVE that? You really, seriously mean it, but you can't help but smile saying it, and they always think that you're joking...

I keep telling the "Management Team" that we need to build a woodshed in the back parking lot.
We've already got a piece of old bedframe marked "Staff Comnplaints" on one side. The other side id labeled "Customer Service".

-Amyranth is going to hell in a solid gold handbasket.

Anonymous said...

Oh and hey, Anon. Spin yourself, sugar. ^_^

ergoproxy said...

bye from me too !

"and that's all fucks"

Anonymous said...

Night night, ergo!

Entropy said...

Haha,have a good fucking night ergo.

Anonymous said...

Anon, who spins sugar,

Your becoming tedious.

Anonymous said...

Have a good night!
I love you fucking guys!

Entropy said...

You have a good fucking night star!
I fucking love you too!

elena said...

Amy I like your idea about the woodshed. Maybe I should try that. Yeah, the whole smiling thing is great. You can say the most ridiculous things but if you're smiling they don't know what to think. Keeps them on edge.

Anonymous said...

And... wow... you guys make short work of posts don't you?

Okay, I missed FF'07, please inform me of the date for Fuck Fest '08 and I'll be there, assuming I don't miss Warped for it.

I'm a Taurus, what's your sign bbs?

And finally, my favorite picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/Amyranth/Gerard_Way_MCR_by_em1lyxstrange.jpg

I wanna sketch it someday, once I get ink in my printer to print it off.

-Amyranth is drinking Kool-Aid Blue Lemonaide!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Did anyone else notice this part of Mayo's post?

It is down right impossible to kill the mood around here this fine evening. So, my intended post has been shelved for the time being.

Entropy said...

Yeah, so I guess the next blog is going to upset us a bit.

Anonymous said...

Yes, marthajones.

I wonder, was he gonna be all cranky at us? Or was he planning something funny, or nice or... cranky?

I always assume cranky myself.

-Amyranth

elena said...

Does that mean that he writes the posts in advance? Kinda ruins the illusion of him telling us his feeling true feeling at that moment.

Anonymous said...

Elena-

It explains how he ends up posting at almost the same time though.

Always almost just after or just before 7:30.

-Amyranth

Entropy said...

Elena, I think that too.
With the times of the blogs being differnt than when he posted and everthing else.
It does kinda disappoint.

Anonymous said...

He is mainly pissed because we "neglect" him too much.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I got the cranky feeling. He did say he had a fight with someone

elena said...

Amy you're probably right but that kinda sucks. I want to know how he's really feeling when he posts. I practically live in my bookstore. If I want already printed up stories I've got plenty.

Anonymous said...

It sounds that way to me Martha. He did say he was leaning towards a foul mood. When you get angry or cranky, you want to lash that emotion at someone. I feel that way sometimes.

toujours said...

geez, people. he probably writes them up when he gets a spare moment, and saves them up for us. i don't see a problem with that.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Well I must fucking retire for the night. Good fucking night all. And when I say all I mean Mayo to.

soulconnector said...

Anonymous said...
(((Well fuck me. I am fucking sorry. You mother fuckers...are you ready to fucking rock my fucking world or what? Fuck you! Let's hear what you have to fucking say about that. How's that for a fucking good night?

October 23, 2007 10:11 PM)))

Woah...what the fuck is this mayonaise?

are you pissed off or just fuckin off?

cause,I got your fuckin world right here mutha-fucker and I'll rock you down

(kick,bite,crotch grab,yeah I got you now)

Play nice loverboy or else and you better say goodnight

`s mutha-fucking c

ps nice fuckin package by the way

Entropy said...

Good fucking night martha!
Hope to fucking talk to you tomorrow.
Sleep fucking well!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Before I got He can write them up before hand it doesn't matter to me. I always thought that he just writes what he feels ahead and than post them to fit what mood he is in.

toujours said...

good night martha. :)

his comment at 10:11 was playing along.
MarthaJones said...
There were not enough fucks in that post.

and then a couple of comments later, he went ahead and said as many as he could!
that's the way i read it, people.

elena said...

Well I really didn't think he wrote the porn blog while he was "feeling it"

elena said...

goodfuckingnight Martha.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Yeah I felt that way at first too Tj. But the first sentences of his post made me think about it again.

Well now I must really get going Fucking goodnight to all you fuckers.

Anonymous said...

Have a good fucking night Martha ^_^
Take care

soulconnector said...

good night martha
sweet f-ing dreams

Entropy said...

I thought he was playing along with martha too.
That's why I said
That is more fucking like it Mayo

toujours said...

i really don't get what you all are seeing in that post. no matter how many times i re-read it, i still only hear him wanting to join in, not being mad at us or anything like that at all.

it's a very straight-forward post!

*sigh*
not trying to rant. just not in a good mood tonight, and not able to keep quiet with my own interpretation like i usually do. sorry. :)

Entropy said...

Oh and good fucking night again martha!

Anonymous said...

Well, fuck this.

I'm fucking exhausted after a night of dealing with fuck-offs and fuck ups.

I'm fucking out of here, before my fucking cat meows his fucking head off.

Night All! Night Princess Mayonaise!

-Amyranth is gonna fuck some fucker in their fucking fuck!

(XD)

elena said...

Toujours I totally agree with you. It was straight foreward and from the heart. It was like he was with us in the moment. That's what I loved about it.

Anonymous said...

MJ

I agree with what you say. He was just messing with us in that 10:11 post. He does have a wicked sense of humor!

And I do think that the posts are written beforehand. I think if the "porn" blog was conceived in the moment, it could have been far juicier.

Entropy said...

Good fucking night to you Amy!

elena said...

Sweet fucking dreams to you Amy.

elena said...

I'm fucking out of here. Still at the store and it's way after midnight. Home is calling to me. Night all.

toujours said...

thanks elena, for saying so. i swear, sometimes i think people want him to be a surly fuck all the time. :/

toujours said...

and goodnight, too!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Man I may never end up going to bed. I never said it wasn't straight forward. He was being straight forward. I did think he was playing at first but now I'm not so sure. I maybe reading more into it than there is . Oh well either way it was a honest post.

Still up because i found a fucking spider in my bed.

toujours said...

martha, was it a fuckin' spider or was it a spider fucking?






sorry.

Entropy said...

Goodnight Elena! Sweet fucking dreams to you.

Hey toujours, I was agreeing with you too.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Fuckin spider

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Good fucking night all

Anonymous said...

I see so many sides to Mayo, he appears to be a highly intelligent, complex, yet mercurial character.

What strikes me the most is his black sense of humor. I find it quite amusing.

And If Mayo is G Way, I also see it evident in the lyrical content of the music, no matter how dark the songs appear to be.

Anonymous said...

ha ha toujours XD

Entropy said...

Fucking good night martha.
Hope you find sleep this fucking time.

toujours said...

sorry, entropy -- i knew you were! i'm getting carried away tonight i think. :/

anon, i agree with everything you just said. thanks for saying it so elegantly.

Anonymous said...

Good fucking night to you too martha.

toujours said...

hey, bc. it looks like i didn't get too far in my attempt to go to bed. lol

Anonymous said...

I think the blogs will be coming to an end.

Maybe, he intended to let us know in the next post.

toujours said...

well, the break is over, so it only makes sense that the blog -- which started at the start o the break -- will come to an end with it.

i'll miss it, but going on tour's gotta be a lot of work, without carting along a blog-ful of pets!

Entropy said...

Ok,good,lol.
But I don't think you're getting to carried away,it's all good.

Anon,I agree.

Entropy said...

I was agreeing with the anon at 12:32.

Claudia V said...

Don't you feel awful, drained,
and ashamed when you finally run out of steam?

You feel the guilt wash over you, not in the least a comfort.

I've been there.
I hate people who graciously listen to me spout.
It holds a mirror to my many flaws.

-s00

toujours said...

But I don't think you're getting to carried away,it's all good.

i'll have to try harder. lol

Claudia V said...

You want to anger us?
I pity you, I've never known a group of people such as we to be so caring and level headed.
With several exceptions, of course.

soulconnector said...

(((thanks elena, for saying so. i swear, sometimes i think people want him to be a surly fuck all the time. :/

October 24, 2007 12:26 AM)))

who are you referring to? If it is to me,I was just teasing mayonaise about how his post read,for example,like the "fuck you" part.

my sense of humor can be lame and dark,too. If you noticed,I teased him about his package.

I accept mayonaise,for who he is and all his moods, but I still like to say what is on my mind.

I do not question anyone else's words on here or what they think.

regards
`sc

Anonymous said...

Silence,

I read your disclosure in the previous blog.

You are a very strong person. You are also very brave to have shared that experience with us.

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