The whispers are only for myself, and I repeat them often enough to know them all by heart. The truth, I held it under my tongue and prayed...all the while losing my hold on the meaning. Now my words are bent and broken from the release. Questionable promises have crumbled in my fist, and what remains is dry and falls through my fingers. It crashes to the ground in small piles, which I blend back into the earth with my shoe. I grab a handful and press it against my lips; it is rough against my cheek. And I am reminded of where it all began.
p.s. what has changed is mistaken for truth without question.
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For real.
Yeah about time. But it is nice to see you are still around.
Where the hell have you been Mayo? So much chaos and tension has been surrounding this place of yours.
this is very beautifully written , but sounds so melancholy
About bleedin' time lad. What took you so long?
I hope you are well Mayo.
Well people, what do we think of this.
It appears to me that he is discussing ashes in one part of the blog. I suppose maybe he is beginning to question things. Not entirely sure.
mayo, is it a good reminder? is it a good beginning?
are you looking to the future with hope?
That is the problem with questionable promises.
...dust to dust...
Just be true to yourself.
If you can.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
I've never been here when Mayo posts a new blog before. I'm kinda excited people.
Aww Miss T :)
Maybe it will wear off as soon as this blog becomes crowded once again
I know BC, when I check this page again tomorrow, you'll probably hear me groan where you are. I'm gonna make the most of this.
Mayo, welcome back. We've missed you.
Hmm. Words. Truth. Is it the real truth or what has become your truth? It's never easy eating one's own words.
So, are you here Mayo?
Do you want to talk with us fine people?
I'm surprised it's so quiet
about fucking time mayo
nce to hear from you
excuse my language. very happy
Ergo, it's been quiet here for ages.
Thank you for posting Mayo. Welcome back.
ps. no it's not
Aww Mayo, why u so sad, bb? If you aren't Gerard Way, you have so many people fooled and you should be proud* of yourself. If you are Gerard Way then, well, same goes. Chin up!
p.s. what has changed is mistaken for truth without question.
Not here, that's for sure; haven't you noticed that we question everything 'round these parts? Hey, if people assuming "truth without question" is such a problem for you, here's a suggestion: Why not just tell the truth? My god, I know that's crazy. I don't know where I come up with these things!
Hang tough.
*ashamed
you better believe it Miss T. I am fucking happy that it is not crowded, but my fragile bubble of happiness will dispurst in possibly an hour or so ^_^
Yeah ergo, here we all come. Can you hear the pounding of feet?
re-reading the beautiful words, wondering at what lies behind them.
it feels like pain, it feels like loss...
yet your title is almost hopeful, to be heard without speaking...
it means there are so many listening to you with all their hearts.
mayo, write a new prayer. write a new truth. go forward.
Why do I still get the feeling he wants us to keep our traps shut? Every single time, I feel that way.
Where did it all begin Mayo?
The P.S. I believe is directed at us. Not us as in bloggers, but us as in the ones questioning whether or not there has been change.
So good to have you back Mayo, really.
hang on "Mayo! Release the hounds!"
(seriously I have always wanted to say that)
Kapunua, get a grip of yourself. What are you suggesting. Honesty, where did you get a silly idea like that.
Hard to believe, but I have a smile on my face for some reason.
Nice trick Mayo,
You knew if you kept your trap shut for long enough people would pine for you.
Just all the attention you needed at the right time.
You want everyone in the palm of your hand.
And I know that you haven't been able to hold it together, have you?
Ah, Miss T, you are quite the comedian at these parts XD
I know, me and my wacky ideas! I should be a good little lady and just sit back, shut up, and be seen* and not heard. You know, like the rest of the bitches and whores.
*and not even seen.
Thanks BC, one does try you know.
Kapunua, you make me laugh!
he's pining for the fjords !!
Are the whispers, Mayo, your false truths? I do that as well. Not about huge things, just things I'm ashamed of. I keep telling myself that things will get better and I'll have it one day. I tell myself I'm okay just enough that I begin to believe my own lie. I know I'm not the only one.
You can mend. You can put everything back together if you want to. You just have to be willing to accept the consequences.
This post saddens me.
Kapunua, I admire that you speak honesty and sincerity. Keep it up girl!
Miss T, you are quite welcome.
I ain't no-ones bitch!!!!
Did I sound all gangsta then?
P.S. I'd also like to point out to all the viewers that I'm not a whore either. Though I feel my life would be so much more fun if I was.
Anonymous, even if you say that Mayo is holding all of us in the palm of our hand, most of the time we make conversations with each other. One positive thing that sprouted from all of this turmoil is that we became a close internet family.
This post saddens me.
me too, mustard. but it's also good to hear from him again...i'd be more worried at continued silence.
Yo, big hugs to all the Mayo family. I love every last one of yer.
Fuck the bitches and whores as well, Kapunua. I like being my nerdy self.
Just all the attention you needed at the right time.
And I know that you haven't been able to hold it together, have you?
If Mayo is who we believe him to be, what is going on in the MCR camp?
MissT: you got the G-thang goin' on!
I never thought you were a whore, you're name is too proper. I think your whore name is supposed to be your first family pet's name and your childhood street name. If I were a whore, my name would be Sassy Carfax :)
Yo yo yo Miss T.
Right back at ya
:D
P.S. I'd also like to point out to all the viewers that I'm not a whore either. Though I feel my life would be so much more fun if I was.
You and me both, Miss T!
Anon:
BTW: I'm on this path with my fellow commentators because I want to be. I'm not suckered into it. I like our conversations.
Miss T, if you were a whore, what would you name yourself?
Jen, maybe I am too British but I do not know of this childhood STREET name of which you speak.
Do I sound like a toff when I talk like that?
I would call myself Boomshika XD
Mayo,
Don't worry! It's going to get better, I promise.
Well, actually the only thing I can truly promise is that it might get WORSE before it gets better, but at least it's a promise I can't easily break.
-Amyranth
BC you can't do that and not elaborate. Is that anon believable first of all?
Hmmmmm BC, What about Totty. I'll say I'm a nice peice of Totty, and it goes with my footie name too.
Listen everyone,
This game is called DIVIDE and CONQUER
MissT. What was the name of the avenue/Drive/Lane that your home resided on when you were a child?
Possibly, Mustard. But I do not want to discuss it here. Do you have email?
Mayo, you're the only one that can make the changes in your life that will make it better.
I too, have missed you Mayo! Glad to hear from you again.
I saw the new Wes Anderson movie today...I'm quite sure Mayo would have liked it or did like it if he has seen it. It was very good.
Totty would be a fine name indeed. Hello there Miss Totty. How are you? ^_^
anonymous said...
Listen everyone,
This game is called DIVIDE and CONQUER
October 29, 2007 2:36 AM
What do you mean?
Thank you, Mayo, by the way, for the new post. Loading comments in the previous one was starting to take forever.
Anon:
Please don't start this shit. What are we dividing and what are we conquering?
I would call myself Boomshika XD
^ ^
O_O
I would have the saddest whore name ever
Pyewackett Bundock
Hey BC, can you email me too. I love all the goss you know?
Jen, Worrall road or Greenwood Road.
I loathe divide and conquering. Can you please not do that anon.
I think we had enough tension here as it is already. Thank you.
he's pining for the fjords !!
No, he's just tired and shagged out from a prolonged squawk.
Kapunua, I admire that you speak honesty and sincerity. Keep it up girl!
Thanks! Though usually it gets me in hot water. ^_^
Kapunua, you make me laugh!
I'm so glad! I love laughter. Henehene kou aka! :D
Whore names? Around here we do porn names, pretty much the same thing. Cherry June. Wow, that's a good one.
BC:
I'm thankful that you would instill that trust in me, but I do not think it's fair for one person to know here, and the others not. So, we'll just leave it be. We'll all continue to question together. But, thank you for offering though. I appreciate that. :)
That's a lovely name you got there Ergo.
ergoproxy said...
I would have the saddest whore name ever
Pyewackett Bundock
That is fabulous! Bundock - too, too funny
RW, you do know I was kidding, right? ;D
Miss T, you will get an email from me soon :)
Promise.
Ergo, I actually think the name you pick out is quite hilarious :)
Ergoproxy, is that first name from Bell, Book, and Candle? My sister's cat's name is Pyewackett.
i wonder, is this the post that was shelved, or is this post inspired by recent events?
Mine, by the way, would be Snowy-Powy Hollings.
Hey Mayo, you liked our secrets that time, huh? I'm feeling magnanimous tonight for some odd reason. Are you in the mood for some distraction? A prezzie for you.
Hey guys, most embarrassing moments>? The more devastating or mortally shameful, the better. ^_^
No problem Mustard. So, shall we move on and continue focusing on the new blog?
I don't know Toujours. I'm in a jumble of thoughts right now.
Welcome back, Mayo!
I can venture to say that my name will be the worst:
BORIS ST JOSEPH
Ha! Beat that!
Thanks BC, I'll look forward to it.
So Jen, tell me again the rules of this name thing.
RW, you do know I was kidding, right? ;D
Lol, yes ;) But it was pretty impressive.
BC:
Can you just answer me this? Has there been a death in the MCR family?
Yes, you are dividing, but Mayo is conquering, or seems to think he is.
Similar to what happens at all the fan sites. Just be aware.
Argue, never try to reject( I don't think you ever would)
Re: the embarrassing moments challenge: Mayo, if you pop on here anonymously with a time-stamp and say "this one time my pants fell down in front of a lot of people," I will stuff a sock in your mouth for sure.
I wouldn't have thought of you as a Boris, Star :P
Hey Kapunua I knew you'd catch that !
missT
oh can you see that name on a Porn flick ?
Maybe a goth one.
I had fish named Othello and Desdomona (yes he was a black fish), and a dog Stokely
No little fluffy bunny names in our house
I'm hoping that this means you have woken up and have admitted that you have some issues that need to be dealt with.
OK MissT
Your childhood pet's name (mine was Sassy)
your childhood street name/avenue/lane/drive (mine was Carfax)
= Sassy Carfax
Now, go for it!
Anon:
How are we dividing?
I wouldn't even begin to say this is like one of those fansites. Examples?
Similar to what happens at all the fan sites. Just be aware.
Well the good thing about this is that it's not a fan site. Most of us are older, and those of us who aren't older still have a really good head on their shoulders. It's funny how this blog drew only a certain contingent: the ones who see that something Not Good is up.
Has anyone considered why this blog drew only (or largely) that contingent?
Most embarrassing moment? Let's see...
Well, during the PR show Sept 1st, I was in the pit. People were squishing up against me, but that is to be expected. Later during the MCR performance, I noticed that my jeans were falling down and I could feel my undies peeking out. I forgot to put on a belt. Also, during the perfomance, I felt like I was being molested. Not good imagery, I know. Apologies. That is my most embarrassing moment so far.
Okay jen, I am
Dromroll please..........
Snowy Worrall, tada.
Most embarassing moment: probably the time in grade 8 when we were playing crack the whip in gym class and the person behind me had such a death grip on the ends of my t-shirt that they pulled the thing right down & over my boobs, taking my bra with it. I was exposed to the world for I-don't-know-how-long before I finally noticed it.
Maybe not the most mortifying of incidents among adult thinking, but to an introverted 14 year old it was horrific.
RW yes Wackett was a black cat
I don't believe so, Mustard. Not that I heard so far.
DRUMROLL obviously.
MissT - congratulations. You now have your whore name. Welcome to the Whore Club!
Wait... Miss T and RW have the same stripper name!
So? Is there a consensus? Does Mayo "listen" to us...hate us? Love us? Manipulate us? We all seem drawn to this place and wait, albeit impatiently for his every pronouncement. True, the discussion afterwards does not involve him but what to we really gain from "hearing" from him? Proof that he is ok enough at least to continue to post...I'm just "talking" out loud...
Okay, thank you BC. That was my fear.
Hi snowy worrall here, pleased to make your aquaintance.
Wait... Miss T and RW have the same stripper name!
Does that mean we have to mud wrestle over it?
That is horrible RW. I would have took off if that happened to me. You never want the world to see your cha chas. ^_^
No problem Mustard ^_^
Oh, I would be Honey Huron for the record.
I was bike riding along a river path and fell, off the side, tide was out but I ended up elbow and knees into thick black mud with the bike over me.
could have been pretty bad accident had there been water, but no just me , bike and mud.
AND it was a hire bike, AND I was with friends AND it is a well used path in the city center
RW, I think this world is big enough for two Snowy's.
I don't like that mud, it gets in all your nooks and cranies.
BC,
If that is your most embarrasing moment you have been very lucky thus far!
By the way, Miss T, my band hat is breaking in nicely. It didn't hurt my head when I wore it today (in bed, while watching Michael Palin - kinky, I know). Just feels a little bit tight, but not uncomfortably so. I hope to have it fully broekn in by the end of next week.
Wow. Ergo, you weren't seriously hurt when you fell did you?
I also have another embarrassing moment, but I am not sure if I can post it here :\
oh can i have a stripper name. ok lets see
peter norbury
thats no fun.
it was a cat so wat if..... and my road was norbury grove so......
pussy grove
does that sound better
That is horrible RW. I would have took off if that happened to me. You never want the world to see your cha chas. ^_^
Especially not at that age!
That's good to hear RW. In that hat I'll bet you look just spiffing.
Freddy, I have another one unfortunately, but this one may be one that I may not post
RW, I think this world is big enough for two Snowy's.
We could be the Snowy Twins. Guys like that sort of thing, don't they Mayo? ;)
freddycharles said...
So? Is there a consensus? Does Mayo "listen" to us...hate us? Love us? Manipulate us? We all seem drawn to this place and wait, albeit impatiently for his every pronouncement. True, the discussion afterwards does not involve him but what to we really gain from "hearing" from him? Proof that he is ok enough at least to continue to post...I'm just "talking" out loud...
i don't think there ever will be a consensus about what draws us here. i don't even know fully myself why i'm here, giving so much energy to this blog, only that this is where i need to be.
not much of an answer, huh? :/
Exactly RW!
Been lurking because I have other things I needed to do but my name would be Aurora Red.
pussy grove
BRILLIANT!
I have stretched tendons (gymnastics injury) in my lower right leg which have resulted in numerous, embarrasing falls over the years. I even took out an entire Christmas display in a large department store one year.
Awwww RW, your embarrasing moment must have been awful.
FS, I love pussy grove.
Oooh, good embarrassing moments so far. Mortal embarrassment is great, isn't it? Gives you a sense of perspective, I always say.
By the way, I would make out with Michael Palin to this day. True story.
Embarrassing moment #451 (for me)
After I had my son, I lost a lot of weight and was feeling pretty good about myself. I bought a short, printed skirt to wear to work.
As I got out of my car, a truck drove by and the driver whistled at me. Damn, I AM looking good I thought. I walked into work to my desk. My boss, (who to this day is still one of my favorite peoples in the world). smiled at me and asked me to stand up and twirl around.
I was pretty pleased with myself so I did. He said, 'Uh yep, there's a tear in your skirt." I reached around to the slit going up the back and it felt fine. But then when I went to smooth the skirt on my behind, I found my entire ass hanging out. I had split the skirt from bottom hem to the waistband. Thank God I wasn't wearing my "Where's the Beef?" undies.
I went home after that.
Toujours,
I think that is an answer...I guess I feel like I "need" to be here too, whether posting or the usual lurking...
The Snowy twin, I like that.
Mayo, if you're here, twins *wink wink*
wow thanks. i think i like that name to much. is there a way i can change my name or do i need to make a new account. lol
i will think of my most embarrassing moment. to any to write but i wll do when it gets a wee bit slower in here.
Awwww RW, your embarrasing moment must have been awful.
It was absolutely mortifying at the time. Looking back on it now, though, it seems pretty tame.
Wait... Miss T and RW have the same stripper name!
Does that mean we have to mud wrestle over it?
No, it just means you can't work the same corner together. :)
By the way, I would make out with Michael Palin to this day. True story.
He's pretty hot, I will admit. And I do love older men.
Freddy, that sounds very embarrassing indeed. I remember knocking out a lamp on accident when I was at this store one time. But it was an accident. Okay, so I have more than one embarrassing moment. I went to another store one time, getting some chips, where I slipped and fell on my back. I was laughing though
who the heck is Michael Palin? Is it a Monty Python guy?
I think there are two reasons I'm here:
1. I believe in this band and in Gerard Way, as well as every individual that has anything to do with it. I believe in them and I needed a place where I could be surrounded by individuals that had the same beliefs as me.
2. I'm also here for myself. Selfish, I know. But I am. I've never met anyone quite like any of you all. I feel like a belong here and that I'm a part of something and someone. I've never known what that feels like and now that I've found it, it will be hard to let that go. This place, all of you, have shown me so many things and enlightened me on so many subjects and I'm so thankful for that.
Those are the main reasons I'm here.
so, freddycharles, i'm curious what are your answers to your own questions? do you think we're just his blog pets, maybe? do you think we are being manipulated?
Kapunua me too, me too.
Jennicula, that's the worst!
who the heck is Michael Palin? Is it a Monty Python guy?
Yep, that's him:
http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/castpics/michael-palin1.jpg
mustard, i like your reasons. :)
*hug*
Sorry for previously downing the mood, but Jennicula. Shit. That was the funniest thing I've read all night. How mortifying.
MIB I agree, and It's just a lot of fun here
Here, here Mustard! Cheers
Yeah. I guess you guys are somewhat fun. I mean...okay. So maybe you're, like, the highlight of my day. Or, more like I wish I knew you all in real life and we could throw a slumber party and eat actual cupcakes and play kickball in the back yard and make fun of mayonnaise jars and carry on and act 15 types of foolish.
you guys are pretty much ace.
I have lots of embarrassing moments, they usually wind up with my ass hanging out somewhere.
Why am I hear because I fit in with all the people here and they don't give you shit for having a different opinion.
Lovely embarrasing moments guys.
A couple of years ago, my mum for whatever reason decided to show me up.
It was Christmas Eve and we were in town last minute shopping, and you know how bust that is.
As we got near a santas grotto, my mum suddenly grabbed my hand and started shouting "No, you can't see santa, you've been three times this year. When are you gonna grow out of this".
At this point quite a few people had stopped to stare (especially the old biddies on the steps of M&S).
It was embarrasing but I decided tom play along. I pretended to cry and shouted "please mom, let me".
She was like "NO, grow up. You're in your twenties for gods sake".
Eventually we couldn't keep it up any longer and wandered off laughing. It provided some entertainment for the waery shopper.
http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/castpics/michael-palin
OMG, he's beautiful.
I am here for the reasons stated so well by MIB and mj, and I don't have to read "ZOMG! Frank is teh sex!"
Miss T, your Mom sounds like a trip!
ARGH, sorry for the spelling mistakes. Three in the morning you know.
Oh, that's good MissT. That's real good. I'd totally do that to my kid.
I lurked from the beginning. I started to see the different personalities come out and I wanted to be a part of the conversation. There are just so many interesting people and different views on so many topics. It's really mind boggling.
I want to hear how so-and-so is doing. What so-and-so is doing with her ass, her boots, her time.
I'm tellin' ya, this blog is like heroin to me.
My mum is loopy bonkers and I tell her so all the time.
Toujours,
I have no answers to my own questions...sometimes I feel like we're being manipulated to an extent but that doesn't keep me from not coming back for more. What would Freud say? No, don't answer...I don't want to know!
Are we all XXs here?
Exactly the same for me jen. I lurked but as I got to know people's personalities, I found the guts to join in. I've never done this kind of thing online ever before.
I always want to know what Kapunua's doing...
...with her ass.
Only I really don't Kapunua. Ya know...just a figure of speech ;)
Sounding quite sad here, Mayo; have you been betrayed, or are you the betrayer? Either way, the taste inside your mouth will never be quite the same.
p.s. truth can be twisted into whatever shape one wishes it to be
Most embarrassing moments is the topic today... hmmm, how many are we allowed? ^_^
((Back later!))
kapunua said...
Are we all XXs here?
What's that? I feel like a n00b
misstottenham said...
Exactly the same for me jen. I lurked but as I got to know people's personalities, I found the guts to join in. I've never done this kind of thing online ever before.
Me neither. My husband thinks I'm nuts. He always asks me "Do you want any mayo with that?" I think HE's nuts!
You all have an ass but I have an arse.
I like arse, it sounds more insulting.
Me as well MissT. I've never done anything like this. I always thought the internet was strictly for finding information and *do'h* porn. *eep*
Currently I'm just sitting on it and have been for the better part of the evening. How sad! What a colossal waste!
I shook it all night long last night, though, at the Halloween costume party at a local dance club. OMG the pictures.
Mustard: I thought it was for information on porn.
well, I hate to have to go so early but sleep calls...I'm not tired but I have had such a hard time sleeping lately, I feel like I have to give it a shot. I have also had god awful headaches the last few days so I am hoping to avoid that as well. Good night all!
Well, my other most embarrassing moment would have to involve a bike and myself...
Yeah people, I always thought chatting online was something the kiddies did (unless it's some kind of pervy dating thing).
Thank god I found some grown ups.
Are we all XXs here?
What's that? I feel like a n00b
Females, chicks, gals... You know, those creatures that MSI says should be "on all fours." Those! Are we all?
Kapunua - what did you dress up as?
Good night Freddy. Take care and I hope your headaches will get better!
That'll be in my head for the rest of the night. AC/DC. I bet your ass was singing that last night. Ya think?
I'm a gal kapunua.
Yes, all XXs here I believe, Kapunua. With the possible exception of Mayo.
Oooo! Are you going to tell us something really juicy??
Kapunua; Ah, XX or XY (I'm such a dork)
Goodnight FreddyCharles!
I'm a gal as well.
Goodnight Freddy Charles.
XX= female
XY= male
Isn't there any more embarrassing stories we can talk about? I would like to read them ^_^
Chickie-poo here
I think I've already told you guys about the time I was on a school trip. I was only little and we were petting animals at a farm.
A goat pinned me down and ate all the toggles off my duffle coat.
A goat pinned me down and ate all the toggles off my duffle coat.
HAHA! Oh my god, that's great!
So MissT, how do you feel about goats today?
Last night I was a spooky, freaky water fairy. Someone entered me into the costume contest but I bailed before the judging and drove my drunk-ass friends home. Some of the pics are hilarious.
Miss T, our goat story just tickles me!
I just layed there and surrendered. It was too determined. I loved that duffle coat. My mum got new toggles and sewed them on, thanks mum.
good night, freddycharles -- it was good pondering questions with you!
.I'm not tired but I have had such a hard time sleeping lately, I feel like I have to give it a shot. I have also had god awful headaches the last few days so I am hoping to avoid that as well.
Try drinking some chamomile tea before bed, decaf of course. If you can get anything lavender or juniper scented, that'll help, too.
Goats don't bother me cos I'm bigger than them now.
They'll never catch me again, oh no, not this time Ha! Ha! Ha! (evil laugh)
hehe I do things other's would consider embarassing, but ...hmmm where to begin..
skinnydipped and nudist beached
(not embarassing but scandalous!)
sat on santa's knee for photo (he was my brother)
looked at a card of what was on offer at a Bangkok brothel - with my dad ( and before you ask -lots!!)
I actually rarely get embarassed, i just start laughing
Try drinking some chamomile tea before bed, decaf of course. If you can get anything lavender or juniper scented, that'll help, too.
I find burning peppermint essential oil, or rubbing a bit of it on your temples, helps too.
It's not really embarrassing, but I got attacked by a turkey at a petting zoo. It kept pecking at my ankles. I screamed and tried to run away, but it kept chasing me. Finally, an attendant came over and scooped it up. I HATE that gobble gobble noise!
Ergoproxy, I owe you an email :) But it'll have to wait til tomorrow, I'm afraid, as I've got to head to bed now. Got to be up at 6am :S
G'night, all!
Night, RW!
I actually have one really funny embarrassing story, and one really mortifying one. The kind where you want to just chew your veins out of your wrist in order to die so that you don't have to stand there anymore. It's hilarious in the retelling but it is a little cruel and very stupid on my part. Also kind of a long story. >_> This is because I'm an idiot.
'Night, Star :) Are you still in NOLA?
I was walking out of class with my friends when I saw a poster that said don't you wish you had a body like me. So I spun around and screamed this at my friends while doing a silly dance. My friend so no but I wish i had a bra like yours. The buttons on my shirt had come undone.
Night RW sleep well!
oh wow, a turkey? What is with these animal attacks? XD
When I was small, the teacher asked us all what we would wish for.
I wished for my dad to stop farting. All the kids laughed at me. They told their mums and they all came up to my mum and said "did you hear what your kid said in school". After the twentieth time my mum was like "yes, I bloody heard".
She asked me why I'd said that and I said "cos it's true, I do wish he'd stop farting".
She said "don't we all dear but next time try not to be quite so honest".
night night RW.
Sometimes, the thing with a bra is that I hate when my own twins begin to spill over ^_^
I came home today, RW. I am excited to actually sleep tonight!
Petting zoo and zoo animals give the best stories. They're really funny.
when I was about 10, I went to the zoo with my cousins. My one particular cousin, we'll call her Bitch Face, is just rude.
When we got to the monkey exhibit, for some reason the monkeys started to get crazy. Now, I was thinking of The Omen just like you are right now. Fortunately, nature takes care of their own.
One particularly agitated monkey stood up, looked at Bitch Face, and whipped a handful of shit at her. It zipped past my head and nailed her. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen.
Although, looking back on the situation, this may have been her most embarrassing moment. I just got in trouble for laughing.
Good night RW.
Star,
GOBBLE, GOBBLE.
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