Thursday, October 18, 2007

And what follows will undeniably be written sharply...in haste.

I love watching her delicate hands as they fumble to open my belt buckle. You can bet I never go without one when I am with her. During those few moments just before she opens my pants, I can hardly breathe. It is like that every time. She looks up towards me, her eyes are warm and giving. They tell me everything that I need to know. I feel love in her eyes. Yet, in this moment she seems so fragile, as if she needs my approval before she begins her rapture on me. It is that way this night, and each night I have the privilege of her attention.

p.s. conversation prompted the fire I'm out on a limb; x-rated in an alternate universe.

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Anonymous said...

^I deleted that comment.

Entropy:
Thanks. You can't have Mayo without mustard, now can you? I'm not planning on going away, though I'd like to take a hiatus from life for awhile. I'd miss the conversations too much.

Magic Pie said...

pale student, it's working fine for me

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toujours said...

mustardisbetter, i know how you feel about this -- seriously, trying to communicate on the internet while mercury is retrograde is sooooo not good.

come back soon, maybe as dijon? ;D

Entropy said...

No you can't.
I'm glad you're staying but to do understand about wanting a hiatus.I do sometimes want one from here but I would miss everyone here.
I tried just lurking but then I would miss getting in conversation with you guys.

Anonymous said...

Aww :) We're so understanding of each other here, it makes my insides melt. I guess we'll all just have to deal with whatever comes this way. There's not much else we can do.

Entropy said...

Yes,this place is great and you are right about dealing.

Anonymous said...

"Why isnt it called Chemical Romance, why does it have to be your fucking chemical romance. You dont want to fucking share like the used."

ROFL, classic this guys is the next chris crocker

gnothi seauton said...

As far as I know things seem to be taking an upwards turn with regards to Bert's opinion of Gerard because he's back to singing ' lost all doubt in a chemical romance ' again where before he was known to fill that gap with profanities.

Read into that what you will.

Apologies. Good evening Mayo.

gnothi seauton said...

Sorry, in and out tonight.

Going to go and have a bath.

Catch you all later.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Just want to say hello everyone. I'm trying to play catch up with the comments so I may not respond back for awhile.

Entropy said...

At the show I went to last month he sang the 'chemical romance' part.I was surprised, I was waiting for a 'hahaha' or like you said,a profanity. He even sang it without the middle finger raised high.
Honestly, it made me happy, I thought,hell maybe things aren't as bitter between them.
But you never know.

Bye GS.
Hey martha.

Anonymous said...

Hey GS and Martha, entropy as well!

I was hanging out at BC's. I'll be back later. I've got some studying to finish up. Try to keep some order around here ;)
We don't want Mayo coming in and burning down the place with his firey words.

Mayo:
I hope your day is going well.

Entropy said...

Talk to you later Mustard.

Anonymous said...

It's amazing how many people come on here thinking that they're pissing on our parade. Surprise!

Anons - Ball up and give yourselves nicknames, otherwise I'm sure some of us won't mind not acknowledging you in the least.

-Amyranth/can be googled.

MissTottenham said...

Wow, it is so slow on here tonight. Come on peeps lets get a conversation going. What should the topic of the night be?

Anybody?

toujours said...

um...anyone read tua #2?

MissTottenham said...

I had a yellow sponge in the shape of a duck.

Paperheart called it George and kidnapped it.

She's taking him out tonight but says I can have him back tomorrow.

Fimble Star said...

hello everybody finally caught up how are we all today. MUSTARD are you still here. what coldplay album do you want. i have the parachutes if that helps

Fimble Star said...

my fellow english, questions how did we do in the rugby. are we chapions(i know we are already but i mean in the rugby lol ha ha ha)

MissTottenham said...

Nah FS, we lost 15 - 6. At least we weren't absolutely thrashed.

MissTottenham said...

well misst, no-one wants to start a topic and no-one is even worried about the wellbeing of George.

Fimble Star said...

lol i am sorry to hear that and i know you dont want to here this but i hope dg is here reading. the mighty reds won whoop whoop lol. sorry miss t. did spurs play?

Fimble Star said...

miss t are you talking to yourself again lol who is george. tell me about him

MissTottenham said...

Poor George all alone out there with papreheart. I dread to think how he is bearing up.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello once again to everyone. I would name you individually but my head hurts from trying to read all the comment.

To Catch up.

I always took this entry for the blog as a work of fiction. Maybe a memory or a fantasy.

I don't are talk of boobs caused this. I think the story would have been more about boobs than.

It isn't important who is really writing these blogs. What is that we have fun.

I think SS will be back. He always shows up when he is most needed.

Once again Hello everyone.

MissTottenham said...

Spurs didn't play.

George is my duck shaped bath sponge. Paperheart kidnapped him.

MissTottenham said...

Hi mj! We were a bit thin on the ground there.

Fimble Star said...

lol duck shaped bath sponge classic. ph bring it back i think george will miss Miss t
so whats everyone done today i have nursed a bad hangover and i know
its not big and its not clever tuh tuh tuh

MissTottenham said...

What shall we laugh about tonight. What about strangest injuries?

When I were little, I stuck my finger in the car cigarette lighter. I had a huge blister on the end that was transparent. My mum and sis used to make me hold it up to the light so we could recreate the scene from ET.

toujours said...

misstottenham, i did my best to introduce a topic *sigh* but i also had a suspicion if we left you to your own devices you'd eventually start talking to yourself again. ^.^

i'm awfully sorry to hear about george. you must be terribly worried.
^.~

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello miss and fs. what did i do today, I to go to a meeting for work.

Miss t I think George will be Okay. If it rains he can just suck up the water.

Anonymous said...

Amused anon said...
Of course these blogs are fanfiction. Do you think Gerard and Frank would actually carry on a cryptic blog-war? Would members of a rock band send messages to one another in Latin and Italian?

TBH SS tends to direct his comments to us, not to Mayo. I'm not sure he knows if Mayo is Gerard or not, so I wouldn't say they are having 'blog wars.' I'm just waiting to see who plays at the Leathermouth gig tonight. That will be VERY interesting!

Fimble Star said...

lol miss t i think that will be your new nickname ET lol
when i was 6 i was in the car and i pushed the cig lighter in and i didnt know what it did so i was going to try it on something but i didnt have paper or anything so i put it on my thumb. it bloody hurt and i had circles on my thumb for ages. it was disgusting trust me

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I don't have any strange injuries. Just scary ones.

MissTottenham said...

toujours, I was gonna talk to myself but another couple of people turned up.

Fs, today I moped about due to not sleeping enough last night.

I watched the F1 qualifying. Massa is on pole which is great in his home Grand Prix.

Fimble Star said...

hey martha. i used to hate meetings at work. you couldnt really call them meets really tho cos you just talked about randon stuff that had nothing to do with work lol those were the days. well i am going to be here for nocturnal tonight i just hope the other show up so we can have tose random conversations he h eh he
#8

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Why do people think that Frank or Gerard would have time to write a blog. Its not like these are novels being written. At most I think it would take about 10 minutes to write the things being said on this blog.

MissTottenham said...

I fell off my bike once a got a big bump on my knee. In the middle was a little round blood blister and it was the spitting image of a Mr Kippling cherry bakewell.

My mum thought it was so funny that she brought the neighbours in to look at it.

I don't get much sympathy.

capture this void said...

Ah...That 'The Used' video was quite something, wasn't it? I suppose the Japanese headband in the very beginning was directed at Bob, huh?

Hm.

On a completely different note, I cannot wait for LM's first show tonight. No, I will not be there. Only in spirit :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I will see you tonight Fs.

#3

MissTottenham said...

Am I just gormless cos I have no idea what the #s are at the end of comments.

Fimble Star said...

see you tonight #3
i wish i was there to but i have to stay in sunny florida. i wish it was here then i would def be there.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

We are pat of a late night cult here on the Mayo blogs.
Miss t you can be #9

MissTottenham said...

Wow, #9 is my lucky number seriously. How did you guys know.

Fimble Star said...

miss t one night there was only a few people on here and it was like really late like 1,2 in the morning so that was like 7 in the uk and we were just talking so bc made a club nocturnal club and we all have numbers. i think bc #1
martha #3 mayo #5 ss #6 ph #7 me #8 is that ok did i explain it right.

Fimble Star said...

wow miss t. i shall call you ET or #9 now. welcome he he he

MissTottenham said...

Miss t I think George will be Okay. If it rains he can just suck up the water.

Yes mj, but there's only so much one little duck can take.

Fimble Star said...

you crack me up something rotten seriously #9. hey do you rememeber the programme the young ones
i loved that programme

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Cause we are psychics. Now that will be $ 20 for the first minute and $10 there after.

MissTottenham said...

You can call me ET#9. Were you really on until 7 GMT, Bloody hell.

gnothi seauton said...

Hello, I'm all squeaky clean.

Hello FS, Miss T, Martha,Anonymous and anyone else I've missed.

George will be fine Miss T, he's quite the ladies man from what I've heard.

Fimble Star said...

yeh ET#9 but i live in florida now so it wasnt that late as i didnt get sleep/ i was watching gladiator it seems to be on all the time here. anyhoot the latest i have been on here would be 4:30 am. i couldnt sleep and i was haveing a wonderful conversations he he he

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Well if George throws up there will be rum for more water

Anonymous said...

As for the blogging, that is Mayo's forte, SS hit the delete button when his blogs were discovered and he certainly didn't 'leak' his blog address, in fact I've been told by the people that found his blog, that he actually took steps to cover his tracks and remain hidden, including changing his URL and from what I've seen he doesn't like his URL being posted cos he deleted his Latin when someone was posting it everywhere. He seems to prefer to keep a low profile. Nothing he has done suggests he is hungry for attention. The sweetest thing he did was take time out of his day to write a story for us, and I have to say I loved that story even before I knew about the hidden message. Usually fakers thrive on attention and get off on making fools out of people, it seems to me that SS has given more than he has taken. There is a reason he feels comfortable with the people on this blog and that is probably because most of us are 20+. If SS was a faker, he would whore himself on buzznet or LJ. One more thing, SS if you read this, your P.S. was right, we are all with you in spirit tonight. I hope you have a great show!

MissTottenham said...

$20, a bit steep ha!

I remember the young ones. Do you remember Vic Reeves Big Night Out? God I loved that. I was watching the DVD the other day. "Do you know what I hate most about you Vic?" .........

"Your top half" God , I love that.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Oh shit room not rum room.

Fimble Star said...

hey there gs. its been ages since i spoke to you how have you been. i noticed you were going to a spa. are you looking forward to it?

MissTottenham said...

Yes, I'm sure George will be fine people. I'm worrying about nothing, she said I could have him back tomorrow, in time for bathtime I hope.

Hi GS.

Fimble Star said...

lol ET#9. vic reeves is funny. that reminds me of shooting stars

the dove from above coo coo coo coo coo coo

omg you cant beat the comedy on tv there. i love it. ureaka ka ka ka ka ka lol

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Frank has a lot of good karma so I think he will be fine.

MissTottenham said...

yeah ha! Uvavu or Iranu ha!

Fimble Star said...

hey ET#9 i hope you moved your eyebrows whilct saying that. i know i did

MissTottenham said...

Frank is dripping in good karma, he'll breeze through.

Anonymous said...

You had to mention it didn't you?

You just couldn't let it lie could you? You couldn't let it lie!

I could have let it lie.

But you didn't let it lie. You had to mention it.

Muahahaha

MissTottenham said...

Fs, I am rubbing my thighs as we speak ha!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I prefer for him to be dipped in chocolate but thats me.

gnothi seauton said...

Umm, kind of, I'm not sure what to expect and I know that I'm going to feel totally out of place.

Luckily I'm one of those people who seems to blend into most social situations.

Thanks for asking FS. How are thee lass?

MissTottenham said...

I didn't let it lie though.

Hey what's on the end of the stick?

gnothi seauton said...

MARTHA JONES!

You saucy minx!

MissTottenham said...

Hmmmmm, Frank dipped in chocolate. Can it be dark belgian chocolate?

Magic Pie said...

I hope that Frank's new band has a good show tonight though I have to be honest and say that I think the band's music is horrible.

It's just not my type of music but I know there are a lot of people out there who do like it so hopefully the band puts on a great show. Plus Frank is awesome and deserves good stuff.

dei gratia said...

Hi everyone!

MissT: spin,spin,spin the wheel of justice... see how fast the bastard turns.
Ha ha!

How's it going?

Magic Pie said...

anon at 5:26, lay off the chocolate covered coffee beans, dude.

MissTottenham said...

i haven't heard any of this Leathermouth stuff. Is Frank singing?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

You can dip him in what you like. But i get the first dip.

I like being saucy.

I will try not to be to dirty God only knows what Mayo will write next time if I do.

Fimble Star said...

hey dg. how are you. we won are you happy cos i am he he he

gs i am well thank you well i am now i was poorly today.

MissTottenham said...

Ha mj! We will be fighting over second dibs.

Hi DG! What do we do when we see the wheel of justice? Comb its hair ha!

Magic Pie said...

miss T, you can listen to it on their myspace. very loud and screamy.

Pixie said...

hi everyone :)

gnothi seauton said...

Leathermouth's music is fantastic!
Good hard, fast, guttural punk.

And yes I'm pretty sure it is Frank singing.

Soooo my kind of music.

Magic Pie said...

helloo again pretty pixie puff!

Fimble Star said...

hi pixi

MissTottenham said...

Huge pixie hugs to my pixie chum.

Is it frank doing the singing/screaming in Leathermouth?

Magic Pie said...

I'm pretty sure it's him

dei gratia said...

Then we could take a trip to .....novelty island and enjoy the delights of ....the singing mound!

Hey fimble, what did we win, sweetie!

gnothi seauton said...

My current CD of choice is Orchestra of Wolves by Gallows. The lyrics are very offensive though so you might not like it.

Very similar in style to Leathermouth.

Pixie said...

frank is the singer/screamer of leathermouth and he does an amazing job. I could never scream like that *laugh*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I'll let you have the second one mainly because I couldn't come up with anything good to say back.

MissTottenham said...

Just checked out the myspace. It is a bit screamy. If I sang like that I'd need a lemsip after each song.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hi pixi

Fimble Star said...

dg the football of course 4-1

MissTottenham said...

Yay novelty Island, very poor.

I personally loved Les the most. His attraction to spirit levels was quite endearing.

Magic Pie said...

I just hope that Frank takes care of his voice. All that screaming could ruin his vocal chords. Lots of tea and honey for you, Frankie!

MissTottenham said...

If he needs anyone to stroke his poor throat better, I'm sure there'd be one or two volunteers here eh?

gnothi seauton said...

And just a little nugget of info, Frank played with Gallows on a date in Germany.

They covered Nervous Breakdown by Black Flag. Double goodness.

Oh, oh, oh and Gallows said in an article about Download Festival that they considered MCR true punks because they do whatever the hell they want musically.

Magic Pie said...

Miss T, Frank's old band, Pencey Prep also has a MySpace. He was the singer for that band as well.

dei gratia said...

Ah Les. But of course he does that terrible fear of chives!

Oh football! Not much of a follower really. Was it a good game?

Pixie said...

"If he needs anyone to stroke his poor throat better, I'm sure there'd be one or two volunteers here eh?"

hahaha who knows :)

gnothi seauton said...

Oh my sweet lord, I didn't read the throat bit Miss T and I did a major... WHAT!

Oh dear, Mayo's gonna get jealous again.

FS - sorry you felt poorly.

MissTottenham said...

Yes, a terrible fear of chives. But th spirit level could always make him smile again.

But you know, marzipan's private.

MissTottenham said...

Yes, mayo will feel left out. I'm sure there will be plenty of volunteers to stroke him too.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Alright Miss t. ;)

Fimble Star said...

thank you gs but i deserved it. i had to much to drink tuh tuh tuh

MissTottenham said...

Sorry mj, am I focussing too much on the sroking?

gnothi seauton said...

Oh ladies, we can't go there surely?!

Am I feeling up to double dares tonight ?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

No you not Miss t

Why should Mayo feel left out according to his blog he is getting plenty of action.

MissTottenham said...

It's that time when my spelling goes to pot.And I'm not even pissed like FS ha!

Fimble Star said...

lol ET#9 just blame it on the stress that ur missing george

Anonymous said...

What did I just walk in on?

XD

Fimble Star:
If you're still around, Parachutes will help me greatly. I just need the year of release and the publisher. Both of which could be found in the liner notes after all the thank you's and whatnot, or on the back of the cover. You can never tell where they're gonna put it. Thanks for that!

MissTottenham said...

Poor George! Sob sob sob.

gnothi seauton said...

Well since we're on the subject of umm... you know, we could always start that game of conkers I suggested last week.

Only if you've got your nuts handy though:)

MissTottenham said...

Conkers are better if the nuts are hard *giggle*.

Jennicula said...

GS - I had never heard of Conkers so I looked it up. Fairly bloody game? I fear I would flinch too many times.

gnothi seauton said...

Don't cry Miss T

Here borrow my spongy shark.

That'll give paperhearts a shock when she comes a pilfering.

gnothi seauton said...

Yeah well we're English. A fairly violent race by all accounts.

If you could get through your school days without a major sporting injury you were lucky.

Shin cracking during hockey, those were the days.

Fimble Star said...

hahaha i have een waiting for you mustard were have you been. looking at it now for you

MissTottenham said...

A spongy shark! Fantastic.

On the subject of conkers, last year it was on the regional news that a few shools had banned it being played without the use of safety goggles on the grounds of health and safety. Mums at the school gates thought this was daft. One woman said "I played conkers when I was small and my eyes still work", priceless ha!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hi Mib

Fimble Star said...

it says
published by BMG music publishing ltd
and the year is 2000
is that wat u wanted

gnothi seauton said...

Miss T, I hope you're not up to any tampering with your nuts!

I warned Mayo last week he couldn't play until I had inspected his.

Jennicula said...

Hi Mustard!

English group, I'll watch you play Conkers from behind the tree. I'm American and tend to injure myself without anybody flinging stuff at me. :)

Fimble Star said...

lol ET#9 i remember that. i loved conkers. i put glue on mine whilst in class he he he. there was the conkers world championships held last week i think. i thought of you gs and this blog lol

MissTottenham said...

Whenever I read MIB I have the men in black song in my head but it is the words from phoenix nights.

Come and get your black bin bags,
on offer till december.

Come and get your black bin bags,
gay or straight or bender.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Omg so gn your the woman in Mayo's blog.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jennicula! Hey Fimble! Hello to the rest of you as well!

Fimble:
That's precisely what I needed! Thank you so so much. Sorry it took me so long to get back here.

Everyone doing okay?

MissTottenham said...

Yeah, come on Mayo and whip your nuts out. Well he almost did with this blog ha!

I used to put thick nailvarnish on my conkers to make them harder.

Pixie said...

guys I´m leaving you, see you tomorrow and a nice afternoon/evening to all of you :)

Jennicula said...

Bye Pixie!

gnothi seauton said...

Yes Miss T, conkers is officially banned ( sulk ).

On the subject of mums and weirdness, at school this winter one of the mums said to me on a snowy day ' you won't let them out to play will you because it's cold and wet '.

The whole reason TO let them out to play, because it's snowing you daft ****.

Mums today, you couldn't make it up.

MissTottenham said...

Sweet dreams pixie chum. Thanks for the beautiful pictures today.

Anonymous said...

See ya later Pixie. I'm on my way out again as well. Will be back later though.

Fimble:
I again thank you.

Talk to all of you later!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

bye pixie have a good night.

Pixie said...

you´re welcome, I can send and upload more, just say what you want to see: summer? winter? snow? sky? ;)

Fimble Star said...

bye pixie
hey ET#9 i had that song from pheonix nights on my phone ages ago but never as my ring tone. i love pheonix nights and peter kay.
garlic bread, GRALIC BREAD,
its the future he he he
*sat in the corner laughing to herself rolling around on the floor*

gnothi seauton said...

Martha?!

What?!

Whadda ya mean I'm on Mayo's blog?

MissTottenham said...

Bye MIB! There's that song again.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Later MIb

gnothi seauton said...

Bye Pixie

Fimble Star said...

bye bye mustard. are you going back to your fridge he he he. see you later

gnothi seauton said...

Bye Mustard.

Jennicula said...

By Mustard, see you later.

dei gratia said...

My dad used to soak his conkers in vinegar, he swore it made them tougher.

They stunk though!

MissTottenham said...

All of the above please pixie.

gnothi seauton said...

Hi Jennicula,

Sorry I'm a bit slow. Don't hide behind that tree, we'll teach you all the nut cracking skills you'll need in life.

Jennicula said...

OK, but be gentle, I'm new. Are big nuts better than small ones?

gnothi seauton said...

There will be no vinegar soaking people, we shall have our nuts au naturale, firm and plump :)

gnothi seauton said...

Not necessarily Jennicula, it's all in how you ' use ' them ;)

MissTottenham said...

Yeah Jennicula, by the time we've finished with you you'll be able to crack nuts with your bare thighs ha!

gnothi seauton said...

Martha are you still there?

Why was I on Mayo's blog?

I'm getting paranoid.

Jennicula said...

Oooh, I can't wait. I love learning new tricks!

gnothi seauton said...

Oh my lord, that was quite the visual Miss T :D

MissTottenham said...

I wonder if m is out there tonight.

I enjoyed yesterday's visit. Maybe this conversation is below them.

Oh well, I ain't gonna stop. Nuts all the way.

Jennicula said...

Gnothi - "I warned Mayo last week he couldn't play until I had inspected his"

I think Martha was referring to this comment and then his x-rated post. I think it's all good. No worries.

gnothi seauton said...

Don't know what you mean Miss T, whats wrong with conkers?

I mean how could people mis-interpret conkers?

gnothi seauton said...

Perfectly innocent childhood game dontcha know.

MissTottenham said...

yeah GS, *snigger*

gnothi seauton said...

What?!


Thanks jennicula, I was starting to worry.

Jennicula said...

No, don't worry. I think she was just jesting you.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

sorry Gn I was away from my computer and Jen( hi jen) got it right.

Anonymous said...

My dad used to soak his conkers in vinegar, he swore it made them tougher.

They stunk though!

Gross!!!!! but funny for some odd reason.
P.

Fimble Star said...

hey i am just going to be a taxi and drop my brother off somewhere but i will be back with the biggest conker you have eva seen so i will fight you when i return ok. have fun when i am gone. see you in an hour bye bye

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Damn Gs I keep putting gn sorry.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

later fs

gnothi seauton said...

I answer to most things Martha, don't worry, most people spell my name wrong on here:)

Thanks for putting me straight. For some bizarre reason I thought I was on one of these supposed ' other ' blogs of his.

Early hours syndrome setting in.

Jennicula said...

See you later Fimble.

gnothi seauton said...

Later FS.

And P, we will not allow tamperin g so get that idea out of your head this instant :)

MissTottenham said...

Phew vinegar, stay away.

dei gratia said...

Anon:
Well, conkers is a funny old game; i'm sure some would argue it's a sport.

It's important to have your conkers/nuts in tip top shape. Ha ha!

gnothi seauton said...

Martha, I've just put myself into the blog situation and I don't know if I'm squicked or turned on.

One thing I can say for certain, I don't fumble. With age comes experience:)

MissTottenham said...

Yes DG, but is it a game of two halves?

dei gratia said...

No cheating though, kids!
The use of substances is banned as it is in any sport!

gnothi seauton said...

DG! Welcome nuts and all.

ergoproxy said...

Hey Ho !!
Hi all, so not much going on in the blog world?
I've never played conkers but have always wondered from seeing it in UK comics.
The aim is to crack the others nut correct ?
and what exactly is a conker, from what tree.

(it is so hard to keep a straight face)

dei gratia said...

If you have two halves I believe you've lost!

elena said...

Think Mayo will give us a new blog soon? Come on Mayo give us a blog writen by you and not Little Mayo liks this one. Oh hell, I just realized that didn't sound very nice. Sorry Mayo I wasn't implying you have a little...I should just shut up now.

gnothi seauton said...

Ergo,

The fruit from a Horse Chestnut tree is the conker and yes, the idea is to smash your opponents conker.

The longer yours holds out the better and it earns it a name like' I've got a 29er ' that sort of thing.

Hardening of the nuts by roasting or pickling is prohibited.

MissTottenham said...

Ergoproxy, if you don't keep a straight face and snigger, your string will move and that's not allowed.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Haha Gs, Once again hello all I keep having to leave my computer.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Tis game just sounds dirtier and dirtier.

JocelynHolly said...

Hey guys!
Miss T. George is just fine! We've had quite the evening! He is shy, like you said, but we are talking more and more about random things=]

I am taking him to the 10:05 showing of Across the Universe. Is that too late for your beloved ducky to be out? Don't worry, he'll come back just fine, singing songs by The Beatles!

George would like me to tell you that he misses how you would sing to him while you'd bathe together=]

-007

dei gratia said...

GS i'm sorry I mentioned the vinegar and introduced possible skullduggery.

Perhaps everyones nuts should be sniffed before commencing to whiff out foul play.

gnothi seauton said...

Whatever do you mean Martha?!

I run a clean game I'll have you know.

Miss T :)

MissTottenham said...

Hi paperheart! I hope you both enjoyed the evening.

gnothi seauton said...

DG, that was a true laugh out loud moment!

I must admit, I didn't mention this to Mayo when I said about the inspection, perhaps you would like the challenge?

MissTottenham said...

GS, I think DG is offering to sniff the nuts. Rather her than me ha!

JocelynHolly said...

Don't worry Miss. Tottenham, we have, and we are off for more adventure. I will return your darling duck back to you tomorrow morning, just in time for your bath!=]

Byee everyone!
<3
*hugs*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I run a clean game I'll have you know.

Perhaps everyones nuts should be sniffed before commencing to whiff out foul play.

HAHAH. It shouldn't but it does. hahah.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello and goodbye Ph

MissTottenham said...

Have fun paperheart, bye for now.

JocelynHolly said...

Mayo;
A special goodbye from George and I! You are with us in our minds and hearts on our journey tonight.. I may talk to you randomly during the movie, and my friends will look at me like I've gone "quakers"

HAHAHAHA I "quack" myself up.

Goodbye Mayo!
I'll talk to you tonight
=]
*george and paperheart give mayo a hug then run off hand in wing, wing in hand...*

gnothi seauton said...

You see why we like conkers so much!

Endless possibilities!

gnothi seauton said...

Bye paperhearts

MissTottenham said...

Aw paperheart. I can picture you now, wing in hand and skipping off into the distance.

See you tomorrow.

dei gratia said...

Well, ok then, in the interest of fair play and sportsmanship!

It is our duty to uphold the rules of such a British tradition,after all!

ergoproxy said...

paperheart have a great time,you are a strange person .... the best type !!

siffing nuts !!
and you expect a straight face !!
i would be hopeless at conkers

MissTottenham said...

Cor blimey! Look at the size of those conkers. You don't get many of those to the pound do ya?

Oh sorry, came over all cockney there. I do appologise.

gnothi seauton said...

Thats the stuff DG, stiff upper lip and all that. Do it for Queen and country.

MissTottenham said...

Yes DG, lie back and think of England.

gnothi seauton said...

Oh the visuals again!

MY EYES, MY EYES!

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