Sunday, September 30, 2007

The right hand man thinks he has a plan.

And still you evade.

I beg and plead for restoration in the manner you consider worthy. Not on knees, but on my own two feet, head held high. I have attempted to qualify myself under your strict mandate, and I can see where I fell short. You have tired of the rant…and while your distance is no match for my tenacity, it does leave a fucking lousy taste.

You see, the immediacy of my grand admission will win over your passion for lecture. I will continue to learn, and you will lean. It is as it has always been, and our courage is proof. For that I am forever grateful. Few see it as we do...truth has arrived, but most have missed it.

The residue of our alliance clings effortlessly, wantonly to my skin. Your kindred spirit has never been nearer to my soul. Do you have a pass to roam these halls?

p.s. while I invoke.

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Anonymous said...

Are you praying now? For what?
P

Anonymous said...

Vincit omnia veritas

Anonymous said...

Just a witness, but with this post and these replies, a hopeful one.

Anonymous said...

Take it outside, boys, and put an end to this shit!

Magic Pie said...

Mayo, what are you trying to say? I love poetry and cryptic talk but now is not the time for it. People need answers. REAL answers.

Anonymous said...

Right hand man eh? Interesting.

Mayo, you should listen to your right hand man, he loves you.

Anonymous said...

It sounds like Mayo may have admitted something to someone. What and to whom, I don't know. Mayo makes it sound like we were/are all in this together, that we all have the same concerns. It also sounds like the truth has come out, but we (or someone) completely overlooked it.

What are you getting at Mayo? Stop talking around everything and put it in layman's terms. This is getting old.

Anonymous said...

Ignotus, do you know for sure who Mayo is or are you speculating like the rest of us?

Anonymous said...

ignotus said...

Vincit omnia veritas

Truth conquers all

Wtf is going on with that? I hate how you can't tell someone's tone on the internet. Is this good news? Is this reassurance, positive encouragement to be strong and come forward with the truth or is it meant as a rebuke, like goading him? I'd like to think someone has finally gotten through to him and he has made some kind of breakthrough. We will have to wait it out.

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 12:28
Don't you think it would be really funny if none of the bloggers knew for sure if the other bloggers were the real deal or not. Like they would be too embarrassed to ask outright. I bet they are constantly looking for clues from each other.

Frank: Hey Gee, can you please pass me the MAYO? I seem to have a thing for MAYO lately...

Gee: Um...sure.. hey can I borrow that 'Latin for Dummies' book when you have finished reading it?

Anonymous said...

Oh my. That could really be how it is! Wouldn't that be something funny to witness? The other guys would be totally clueless.



Maybe.

Anonymous said...

You're just a sad song with nothing to say...

Anonymous said...

You know, all of this would be so much more entertaining if every other phrase was followed up with the words, my ass. Don't you think?

Anonymous said...

And while I'm here, if I were to pretend for a moment that this was really Gerard to Frank, well damn, that'd be hot. Does anyone else here think that those two should just bang, or is it just me?

P.S. Sheeeyit.

Anonymous said...

Annon at 12:27

That was so funny -- LMAO!!!!
P

Anonymous said...

^ oooh the sexual tension is killing me. Maybe Gerard is going to come out. We all know he wants Frankie bad. (Don't we all!)

Anonymous said...

To Mayo and "He Who He Did Not Come Right Out And Name"-

Now is not the time for wounded pride or hurt feelings.

Now is the time to right wrongs, to say I'm sorry, to forgive, to speak the truth, to love.

We understand the alliance and know how complicated it can be, from personal experience.

We have been best friends for 20 years; few really know us, either.

As time passes you learn to pick your battles, to figure out what's really important, to know that no matter how many hurtful words pass between you, that your true friend hears beyond the bullshit to what's really being said.

Have courage. If you need us, we are here. We love you both.

We couldn't find the Latin for this, but Italian is a beautiful language as well.

" E Interamente Circa L'amore"

Pactum Serva.

L. and J.

Anonymous said...

We interrupt this program to bring you this special report:

This just in...

My Chemical Romance has announced their break up.

Members, Bob Bryar, Frank Iero, and Ray Toro will be collaborating with Mikey Way to form a new band, "Payback's a Bitch".

Their first single, "We Know You're Not Okay" is slated to be released April 1, 2008.

Meanwhile, Gerard Way is putting together a new My Chemical Romance with wife, Lyn-Z.

It is reported that session musicians will be used for their new endorsement contract with Toys 'R Us. The new commercial spot will begin airing Thanksgiving and will feature the jingle, "Age 12 and Holding".

Anonymous said...

LOL i heard their new song was "payback's a bitch and so is your wife".

Anonymous said...

The right hand man thinks he has a plan.

I think this blog is about SS. Right hand man?

And still he evades.

A reference to to SS's disappearance?

You have tired of the rant…and while your distance is no match for my tenacity, it does leave a fucking lousy taste.

It seems SS may have stopped trying to reason with him and distanced himself, this appears to have had an effect on him.

It is as it has always been, and our courage is proof. For that I am forever grateful. Few see it as we do...truth has arrived, but most have missed it.

Your kindred spirit has never been nearer to my soul.

Suggesting a bond and deep affection for this person. I'm sure the two of them have many secret's they share. Didn't Gerard once say that Frank is the kind of friend who is incredibly loyal to his friends. He said Frank is passionate and outspoken, he will tell you when you are wrong whether you want to hear it or not, but he is the kind of guy who you can count on to always be there for you, the kind of guy who you can depend on, the kind of guy who would help you bury the body.

We should never underestimate the history and complex relationship those two have.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The right hand man thinks he has a plan.

I think this blog is about SS. Right hand man?

To anon above, I thought the same thing, Ray is stage left and Frank is stage right.

Smoke said...

I agree that Gerard and Frank are very close but who has ALWAYS been Gerard's right hand man? Who has been there from the very beginning? Who would know ALL of Gerard's secrets?

His little brother.

When I first read this I thought, well maybe he's talking to us. But then I read it again. He's not talking to us at all. This is very personal.

Did I get it somewhat right, Mayo?

***That is, if you are who we want to think you are. Who knows for sure?

Anonymous said...

^ Thats a good point about Mikey but I got the impression from this blog that whoever he is referring to was lecturing him or constantly trying to make him see the error of his ways or trying to reason with him. I can't imagine Mikey doing that he always seems to just follow his big brother around like a lost sheep but I can totally imagine Frank standing up to him.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Gerard's his own right hand man, yanno what I'm saying?

Smoke said...

Ok, I think Frank would tell him his 'opinion', but Frank is not going to jeopardize his friendship with Gerard by completely pissing him off. I think he is an awesome friend. Mikey on the other hand, has ties to Gerard that no one else has. He knows the 'real' Gerard and the 'real' truth. And, no matter what, they will ALWAYS be brothers. Regardless of what Gerard tries to do, he will never be able to change that.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone else seen that 'the modern prometheus' has changed his latin motto?

It says "Quod scripsi, scripsi Exitus acta probat" - "What I have written, I have written. The result justifies the deed."

sdock10 said...

Let's not forget how and why Mayo's blog started: in response to Loveman. Who's been MIA for over a week now? Loveman. Today's comments are directed at Loveman. There might be some shots thrown at SS, but this message was for our dear Lovie.

Just my opinion...just saying

Coincidence that he marries a bass player?? Maybe, maybe not.

"That's how far in advance I would plan things." Gerard Way LOTMS

P.S. Be careful what you invoke. You might unleash a demon.

Anonymous said...

Kapanua, maybe I should get my mind out of the gutter but your last comment was brilliant!

sdock10 said...

Princess Smoke...completely agree with you. This has always been about 2 brothers and their battle. This shit is personal, family kind of personal.

Frank is an outstanding human being. The world needs more Franks, but he is not a shit stirrer. Betrayal is not in him. He's caught in the middle of a shitty situation. It's tough to be someone's friend and love them and support them without enabling them. It's a fine line to have to walk and I'm sure it gets tiring. I hope he keeps fighting but sometimes you have to walk away and save yourself.

Smoke said...

Thank you, Sdock10. I agree with you, the world would be a much nicer and prettier place with more Franks!
Frank - Give me a call, I can tell you some stories about enabling people. Been there, still doing it. And don't worry, you have a ton of people ready to support you and Leathermouth.

Oh my God. Please Mikey, please come back. I don't think I can stomach a back bend in MCR's show. Only if Frank does it.

Anonymous said...

The Pale Student said...

Has anyone else seen that 'the modern prometheus' has changed his latin motto?

It says "Quod scripsi, scripsi Exitus acta probat" - "What I have written, I have written. The result justifies the deed."

Thank you for pointing that out and translating. Very interesting indeed. I wonder when he changed it, I would never have noticed that myself but it sounds promising.

Anonymous said...

lyn-z playing bass for mcr, omg wait i just threw up in my mouth.

Anonymous said...

I think a lot of people underestimate Mikey. I think the personality he shows to the world might not be the exact personality he has "behind closed doors". Sure, what he shows us is part of his personality. I don't believe him to be faking it, but I just don't think he shows us everything. With that said, I think you all are correct in saying that Frank would step up to Gerard and lay it all on the line, get everything out he's feeling. I don't think he'd be the type of person to hold anything back. But, I also think that Mikey, given a situation, would be the first to throw a bucket of ice water in his brother's face to wake him up. I don't think he'd just sit back and allow his brother to recede into dark depths. I'm sure Mikey has a pretty strong backbone when it comes to his family and friends.

Smoke said...

Right on Anon2007. Mikey is finally trying to be his own person and live his own life. Without Gerard taking over.

Anonymous said...

^Thanks smoke&venom.

I'd also just like to add that I think the Mikey we all see is due in large part to what Gerard sees. And we all know we hear more about what Gerard sees than any of the other guys. Mikey is his little brother and I think, although he's 27 now, Gerard has ingrained in Mikey's mind the fact that he will always be the "little brother".

"Mikey's everybody's kid brother."

Do I think Gerard intentionally did this? No. It's just one of those things that comes up over and over again, then you finally start to believe it. In every situation, it seems that Mikey isn't adult enough because that label sticks. I hate that for him because it's always like he's in Gerard's shadow and he can't step out of it. If this particular Mayo blog holds any truth and any of us are correct in believing it may be a personal account of the "tiff" between Gerard and Mikey, this may be the beginning of Mikey's own person. I guess we can only wait and see.

Anonymous said...

Kapanua, maybe I should get my mind out of the gutter but your last comment was brilliant!

By all means, please join me down here; it's much more fun. Warmer, too. ^_~

Anonymous said...

^Annon2007

You hit the nail on the head!!! There is some battle waging between brothers, inner personal battles. Mikey has always followed Gerard since a baby; trying to catch up, keep up, see what big brother is going to do next. Don't get me wrong they are very close; closer than most brothers, I think.

My opinion, I think Mikey is trying to figure out where he will be when he can no longer catch up, keep up with Gerard. Gerard's personnality and creativity is far brighter than little bro!

Anonymous said...

I am beginning to think this guy is little bro - he was a BIG Smashing Pumpkins fan.

Anonymous said...

Bird Boys? Loveman is Hey Chris and Mayo is Mikey!?!

Anonymous said...

"Gerard's personnality and creativity is far brighter than little bro!"

I'm going to have to disagree just a little bit. I think the reason, as I stated before, Mikey's personality isn't as "bright" is because he's dimmed by Gerard's overpowering personality. He can't fit in between it. He can't shine. He's always going to be Gerard's little brother first, bassist for MCR second, and himself last. But I do agree that Gerard's personality is very bright, quite personable at times, too.

As for creativity, I think Mikey has a shitload, but again, Gerard just chooses to talk about his or show his all of the time. I'd love to be at a recording session or writing session with them just to see what complex bass parts Mikey comes up with that probably get shot down.

I think you're most definitely right when saying that Mikey's probably trying to figure out where he'll be when he's no longer at his brother's coat tail. He'll either be completely lost because that's all he's ever known, or he'll be released from shackles that have held him down and he can begin to be JUST Mikey Way.

elena said...

Here is just a thought. When Gerard was engaged to Eliza he seemed so different. Almost like he was content. Eliza was Mikey's friend, they were close. Gerard wanted what Mikey had. He wanted to be married, he wanted to settle down. I think he believed that he could have this with Eliza. He could have what Mikey had found. But then Mikey went away and Gerard started to change. Suddenly what he thought he wanted wasn't right anymore. He didn't want the house in California complete with dog. He went back to his old ways. It was like he changed his mind about shit. He became unengaged. But sad to say I don't think he realized that he couldn’t be alone. It's not in his personality. He has to have someone to make himself feel complete. PR came and he found someone to be with and she fit the crazy, wild lifestyle he had gone back to. No, I was never a fan of Eliza but I think in some ways she got a bad deal. He was just looking for someone to settle down with and she was there. I think she was always there. Yeah, I've heard all the comments about her wanting fame and using him. Well I think he used her too. Come on, who could blame her? She was engaged to a guy who wouldn't say her name in public. That's gotta suck. I think in his heart he knew it wasn't gonna work. I think she wanted to believe it could. Now he's got someone who, and I just guessing, is enjoying the attention she gets from being with him. Gerard can't be alone. Maybe he's starting to realize this about himself. Have his friends tried to tell him this all along? Did he just settle for someone, anyone, so he wasn't alone?

Anonymous said...

Love Man being HeyChris,eh?

Who are you and could you exit my mind the way you entered? I thought about that just the other day, but I thought that was going way out on a limb. Plus, I don't really thing Love Man's writing style is in any way comparable to that of Chris'. And I don't think that Chris, being a writer, would change his writing style. But I could be wrong.

Anonymous said...

Oh I did not mean to imply that Mikey is not creative or personable; he is just over shadowed by Gerard - my God who wouldn't be.

Anonymous said...

Again you push the envelope.

STOP intruding into her happiness. You are NOT part of the equation. TOO LATE for atonement.

Go back to that SHAM marriage.

Anonymous said...

^ Oh, no! Don't think that I was completely disagreeing with you. I saw what you were saying, I just thought maybe I didn't explain myself as to why I thought that. Can we agree this and everything that's wrong in the world be Gerard's fault?

I AM ONLY KIDDING ;)
THAT WAS A JOKE.

Anonymous said...

"Who are you and could you exit my mind the way you entered?"

I'll try my best.

I do think that Chris would be able to change his style so that he would not bring attention. Then again Chris thrives on the attention.

The things that LoveMan writes about and how writes about it is reminisent of Chris.

Anonymous said...

Remember this blog all started in defense of the things Loveman said about Gerard Way. Little brother to the rescue!!! Gerard would probably never take on Loveman and openly defend himself. Gerard has too much confidence to do that.

Anonymous said...

^meant "self confidence"

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 4:20, that thought has crossed my mind also.
Especially the one posts that talks about his absence. The whole first paragraph sounds like Mikey.

But who is keotr - or however it is spelled? That blog is interesting, to say the least.

I have always thought there was something between these brothers, Gerard and Mikey. Well, since the last album.

A whole album about a dying patient? Bullshit! It never made sense. I kept trying to hear it, and it never made sense! Then I began to listen openly, as if I had never heard about the supposed theme, and BAM! It is probably the most personal album they have ever done and maybe why they wanted to cover up that fact by using that BS dying patient thing.

Why did Mikey leave the Paramour? I know, I know... What we've been told... I'm not saying he wasn't depressed. I'm just wondering what was he depressed about? And why did Gerard have such troubling sleep? Guilt, perhaps?

And I agree with what sock10 said at one time - who the hell takes an extended "honeymoon" during all this?

I, for one, don't think Mikey is coming back. When I first heard that he was taking that honeymoon, I said, "Oh shit, something's not right."

And can someone please tell me if Mom & Pop Way are still married or divorced? I always thought they were together until just a few weeks ago when someone said they were divorced. If so, how long have they been divorced?

By the way, I've never seen any resemblance between Mikey and Gerard.

Anonymous said...

And who is HeyChris?

Anonymous said...

BAM! It is probably the most personal album they have ever done and maybe why they wanted to cover up that fact by using that BS dying patient thing.

Could not agree more, because I personally do that, too. Some things are just way to personal to discuss, so you cover it up with something that sounds just as good, and kind of has the same meaning. Always evading the actual truth. I can relate to this record because of that. This whole Black Parade record is about GERARD, no one else. It's about his thoughts. Sure, the others probably threw stuff in there, but it's about him.

As far as the resemblance between them, I used to think they didn't look anything alike. As they've grown older, I see their likeness more and more. Neither one was adopted in my book.

Anonymous said...

"By the way, I've never seen any resemblance between Mikey and Gerard."

Oh don't go there. I have an older sis and younger brother who look a lot a like, and I look completely different from them both but we definately have the same parents - not doubt about it.

Yeah the whole literal dying patient shit is a load of crap - its more metaphoric than that. But the teenies wouldn't couldn't ever understand that.

Anonymous said...

And who is HeyChris?

He is part of the World's Most Hated Crew; President of Bird Boys Crew; good friends with E Cuts.

resurrected wreck said...

There have been rumours in the past that they may be half-brothers. There's definitely some resemblences - particularly noticable when Gerard's thinner - such as their eyes & cheekbones. I think Mikey looks a lot like his mother. But I don't think Gerard especially resembles either parent.

Anonymous said...

Black Parade = Black Gerard

Anonymous said...

anon51:

This guy- http://askheychris.livejournal.com
deadxstop.buzznet.com

He's also a writer who has published either one or two books. If I'm not mistaken, he got his "fame" from Fall Out Boy. From what I've gathered, he and Pete Wentz were in a band together at one point. But, pictures on his livejournal show some of the guys and I thought he and Mikey were pretty close. Am I mistaken anyone? Hope that was helpful.

Anonymous said...

Gerard's not Black, he's Italian.












LOL@ME! ^____^

Anonymous said...

This tragedy predates Eliza. There is no longer any contact there, however one other in the past is still very dear.

Anonymous said...

Yes Chris and Mikey were friends when E.Cuts was "dating" Gerard. Anyone remember the video of Mikey being sex into the bird boy's crew. Especially the end of the tape where Gerard walks in and taps Cuts on the back. When I saw that part I knew there was something going on between him and Cuts. But that she was all into him and he seemed very complacent with her. (sorry about the spelling, I'm in a hurry)

ergoproxy said...

Well I can say loveman is NOT Heychris - just talk to them on AIM they are there every night, and quite chatty.

Mikey has a hell of a lot of talent, he's just quieter on camera I think. Gerard takes over for everybody. Remember Mikey was in bands first, got Gerard his job, plays kickball (lol Nutbusters need him) I just think he gets overshadowed but i'm sure he isn't the compliant type, I bet he stands up to him, we just don't see it. He got married and maybe he put his foot down and said he wanted a break, a proper break. That it wasn't a cover for anything - just saying it's possible.
And the new Mayo blog, yep I could read it as Mikey or Frank or the mysterious SS ( if it's someone else)
Mr and Mrs Way have been divorced for some time as far as I know, M and G do resemble each other as much as many siblings do, it's the luck of genetics, people!
As for TBP being about Gerard - could be, but some of the songs had been around some time (IDLY since LOTMS they play it at the end)
It is easy to add interpretations to things like this, especially given new actions and assumptions. I think you should remember Ray writes most of the music and the lyrics aren't just Gerard's doing. I don't think he wrote the whole album about himself, then got them to play it, bit far fetched for me to believe.

Anonymous said...

This tragedy predates Eliza. There is no longer any contact there, however one other in the past is still very dear.

So anon, is it correct in assuming that Gerard and "Kat" remain in touch and close friends?

---------
Yes kapanua, LOL at you, you silly goose.

ergoproxy said...

Kapunua - you are cracking me up today !!

resurrected wreck said...

One only has to look at how the band started to fall apart in Mikey's absence to realize what tight unit they are.

I believe Mikey has hidden depths, and is more integral to the band than anyone really realizes.

Anonymous said...

I agree RW. That's the reason I said that I think most people underestimate Mikey. He may be the "spiritual advisor", but from where I sit on this situation, it looks like he's a hell of a lot more than that. He's looking like the glue that holds this whole thing together. I hope that he's back with them soon and able to cope with whatever may be happening in the camp. I hope he can bring us all back to reality.

Shame in me said...

Kapunua said...
And while I'm here, if I were to pretend for a moment that this was really Gerard to Frank, well damn, that'd be hot. Does anyone else here think that those two should just bang, or is it just me?

P.S. Sheeeyit.

September 30, 2007 1:18 PM

They should definitly!! im obsessed with the idea of it. theyre are the picture of true romance for me. you are so funny today kapunua :)
has anyone else spoke to loveman on aim? just wondered..

Smoke said...

As far as Mayo being Mikey - don't think so. Loveman? A definite possibility. Go back and read those posts as if you were Mikey and you were pissed with Gerard. It makes sense.

I'm just saying. I could be totally wrong about all of it.

***Just a little side note - I made several kickball references at the beginning of the Loveman posts and he would not allow the comments to be posted. I also called him an enabler. He wouldn't allow that either. May mean something or nothing at all. Will we ever know? Probably not.

ergoproxy said...

Nah, loveman's not Mikey, at least not from the chat I've had

Smoke said...

Really? What did ya'll chat about?

ergoproxy said...

Nothing much,and there's a bit I don't want to say anything about yet, but they really don't like Gerard,and appear to have good reason.
Their blogs seem to have some validity.
But I would still reserve some judgement.(it's so easy to lie over the net)

soulconnector said...

Bravo! mayonaise

(clapping)

Bravo! on your real performance.
`sc

Anonymous said...

the pale student said...
Has anyone else seen that 'the modern prometheus' has changed his latin motto?

It says "Quod scripsi, scripsi Exitus acta probat" - "What I have written, I have written. The result justifies the deed."


makes me wonder what the "result" was, and if it was a good one?

Anonymous said...

Anyone still curious as to who these "original punks" may be? My interest is still spiked in them...along with Ignotus, and the person (fateor) who said this:

"Again you push the envelope.

STOP intruding into her happiness. You are NOT part of the equation. TOO LATE for atonement.

Go back to that SHAM marriage."

... said...

there is a new kyeotr blog....

freddycharles said...

Where is bleeding chaos when I need her?

Anonymous said...

Just read the kyeotr blog. Is it just me or did they really, really feed off of the conversations being held in here today about Mikey?

God knows that out of everyone I should have known.

You’ve got to pick your poison, remember?

You know that I always looked up to you.

I may be distant but I’m always wondering where you are.

I’m not going to stand idly by and watch you make a mess out of yourself. I’m not keeping my mouth shut this time.

I got the feeling after reading that blog that this kyeotr may not be anyone special in regards to this particular situation or they're trying really hard to be a fake Mikey. Or they may be someone we've not ever heard of that got burned by Gerard. I don't know.

ergoproxy said...

0-0
It is interesting none the less
whoever they are talking about, if indeed it is a real person not a "pretend Mikey" they are not happy with.

and noone knew of this blog until very recently

curiouser and curiouser

resurrected wreck said...

I get the feeling there are a lot of people out there who have been burned by Gerard in some way. I think his day of reckoning may be upon him.

Anonymous said...

His full blog:

The Impossible Is Possible Tonight

You make conversation impossible. The smirk on your face and the slight curl of your lip is infuriating to me. You’ve got a lot of nerve. Don’t nod and say yes you understand, yes everything’s going to be fine and then throw in that smirk. Yes, I feel like it’s my fault. I should have been there to stop it all from happening. I would have seen it all coming. God knows that out of everyone I should have known. Maybe I did see it coming. I just wasn’t prepared for this again. I should have been watching. You’re moving way too fast and refuse to let anyone slow you down. What’s wrong with taking a breather? You’ve got to pick your poison, remember? You know that I always looked up to you. Maybe that’s only natural. Don’t call it bullshit because you know it’s true. But right now I can’t stand to be around you. How fucked up is that? You’re filled with so much need that it drains all the emotion out of me and leaves me with a sadness that takes me days to shake. I may be distant but I’m always wondering where you are. Always wondering how you are. Always beating myself up for not stopping this before it all began. But you know I’ll always keep trying and I will always be here for you. I’m not giving up on you. Of course I'm going to try to fix this. As frustrated as I get I am telling you that I’m not going to stand idly by and watch you make a mess out of yourself. I’m not keeping my mouth shut this time. Anything to please? Not this time. You don’t always know best. I don't want to play the part of the fool anymore. I’m calling you on your bullshit this time. This is one way to be brutally honest and not have to worry about what you’re going to say. You may see this but you would never ask me about it. Not our style. Just know that I really do feel this way. You don’t realize what you’re doing to everyone-your family, friends, those who look up to you. Please listen to them. Everyone is not always out to get you. Don't throw everything you've worked so hard for away.
Don’t kill yourself to raise the dead.

We're getting older. But we're acting younger. We should be smarter. It seems we're getting dumber. I have a picture of you and me in Brooklyn. On a porch, it was raining. Hey, I remember that day. And I miss you.


The friends do not not go unthanked or unseen.


Eh.
It really does seem to me like whoever this person is, they're trying waaaaaay too hard to convince us that he's Mikey.

I'm calling bullshit on this.
Please, everyone. This is a really serious subject. We have enough on our minds as it is. We don't need anymore fake bloggers to confuse the shit out of us.

This is getting out of hand.
Try to find attention some other way.

... said...

anon 2007 8:28
and
anon 8:44

I very much agree. They are definitely being fed off what was said in here today.

I think these blogs are becoming beyond stupid.If my common sense is a little warped, feel free to tell me and if you wanna flame my opinion, go for it. I don't see why any members of a very popular band would divulge personal information in a public blog. I think if anything they would divulge this information to those who they trust, not the world over the internet.

Also, apparently the person who everyone thinks mayonaise is supposed to be, has a myspace under an alias of a hamster.

Anonymous said...

Completely agree with you black jacket. I, for one, am not here because I think these blogs hold the gospel regarding the band, Gerard, or any one of the guys. I'm here because in other parts of the internet, some don't take too kindly to opposing views. They wouldn't even want to hear the stuff said in these blogs. The reason I'm here is because of that; to communicate with other people that have the same concerns as I do. I'm not convinced that any of these blogs are from the people they make themselves out to be.

And does that hamster's name happen to be Arty?

... said...

Why yes it does ^^.

Anonymous said...

I lurked over at INO for a while before coming here. I've not seen the Myspace for myself, but the general concensus over at imnotokay.net is that the Myspace is a fake. Take it for what you will. I don't know if there's any truth behind it or not.

I just wish whoever it was would come up with a better hamster name. Arty? Art-y? Artistic? Stupid.

... said...

A friend of mine is the hamster's friend on myspace.

Apparently the owner of the myspace "just wants to be referred to as a hamster" and has J.Nestor's "friends only" account as their friend. So they are a RL friend of hers. My friend said that once they gave out an email and people could talk to them online. I dunno the email and my friend never added them to their contact list or anything but w/e.

I agree that it is possibly fake.

-VM said...

I just have to say, whoever you are I absolutley love your writing.

-VM

ergoproxy said...

I am an Arty friend - I like to keep tabs.
He has an MSN as verloren1977@hotmail.com

I don't do MSN so have never chatted.

I too come for the discussion rather than the blogs

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Anonymous said...

Also, apparently the person who everyone thinks mayonaise is supposed to be, has a myspace under an alias of a hamster.

Where is bleeding chaos when I need her?


Do not worry, Bleeding Chaos is here to save the day! dun dun dun. But thanks for mentioning me ;p
Did someone mention a hamster who just happens to be named "Arty?" He/she are one of my "friends" I guess you can say but let me inform all of you lovely readers that "Arty" is NOT Gerard. It is a absolutely fake profile run by someone who I have complete suspicions that it is run by a female nut "fan."

Anonymous said...

I too come here for mature chats and differed opinions about MCR without the flaming. Keep'n it real.
P.

Anonymous said...

come for the blogs,why the neverending discussions on mayo's blog?

... said...

It is a absolutely fake profile run by someone who I have complete suspicions that it is run by a female nut "fan."

One of them supposed Chemically Loved B****es? Wouldn't surprise me. I visited their myspace once. That was one weird experience.

Has anyone chatted to the faux hamster on msn?

Anonymous said...

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=a5hiqf&s=2

That was in the postsecrets book. Not the website, the actual book.

We know that Kat is engaged. I don't know what else to think.

... said...

Couldn't it just be some crazy girl with an imagination who wishes that he would stand up and sweep her off her feet at her wedding?

How could you be so certain that she has moved on and is already engaged?

Anonymous said...

I really think this is run by 'the chemically loved bitches' or someone from 'WMHC' so is "ARTYs" myspace

Anonymous said...

Arty the hamster's myspace is run by Krys Terror of the Chemically loved bitches. They also run the king kong "Ray" and "The most incredible hulk" Bob myspaces as well..

Anonymous said...

Do they run the Frank Clbitch boy one as well?

I heard rumors that was actually his?

Anonymous said...

I have alway thought Loveman was Mikey and Mayo was Gerard. In an earlier blogg response to Loveman this was typed:

"Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Identification required, but anyone can preside.

p.s. consider copy cat nuptials a compliment.

Posted by Mayonaise at 4.9.07 8 comments"

'Copycat nuptials' - Weren't both Way brothers married backstage after a concert?

Plus if you read Loveman's earlier bloggs he frequently refers to Mikey and the future of Michael James Way. He also said about a contract not being signed and that Mikey would never return to the band. Loveman also says that fame lost it's appeal to him after he was asked to sign an autograph under a bathroom stall. That would make anybody leave a band. Just thoughts.........

Anonymous said...

The copying isn't only the backstage nuptials, but also the fact that both their wives are bass players.

Anonymous said...

Would he really go to such extremes to marry a bass player in the same manner backstage as his brother to exact some form of revenge, or settle some score? That is just sound ludicrous. If he really is dicing with his own personal happiness because of some paranoid illusion of control or retribution I would say he is more than messed up, I would be inclined to believe him to fit the mold of having a personality disorder closely resembling a sociopath.

Anonymous said...

And considering the way he reportedly left his previous love ( addressed in Loveman's blog), it fits.

Anonymous said...

^ Mental illness does run in their family. Gerard has said that himself and Mikey is bi-polar.

Anonymous said...

Apparently he also stopped taking Eliza's calls and stopped wearing his engagement ring without actually telling Eliza they had broken up. He just cut her off. And if he did dump Kat cruely on the phone then that would follow a pattern wouldn't it. Maybe he does suffer from a mental disorder, maybe he's just an asshole.

Anonymous said...

Yes, however mental illness is a biological dysfunction of the brain. A personality disorder is a structural problem of the brain, not a dysfunction, kind of say.. a computer with unusual programs that work, but don't help you.

Anonymous said...

If you have a mental illness, that does not automatically qualify you to be an asshole. Most assholes have no mental illness, they just see that the world needs to revolve around their own needs.

Anonymous said...

And a lot of assholes tend to be "right" fighters as well.

Anonymous said...

I believe that this blog is addressing SS. He seems to be appealing to someone for help. (while I invoke). I just hope he this is not a devious ploy to draw out SS.

Anonymous said...

First of all, I don't think Gerard's mental illness (has he even been diagnosed with anything besides possible depression?) has anything to do with the rumored ways he's dumped his girlfriends. How do we know FOR SURE that Eliza and "Kat" were dumped in the ways that they were. From what I have read, none of that was set in stone. It was only speculation from a certain post written by someone on the "inside" and puzzle pieces FANS had fit together. I'm just saying that what we think may have happened may not be truthful.

Secondly, I don't think that Gerard is seeking out a plot of revenge against Mikey. Of course there are things that we will never know in the 30 years they've known each other. There's absolutely no telling why Gerard has skipped from girl to girl, nor is their a logical reason why he's chosen a bass player as a wife like Mikey. It could all be coincidental. I don't think Gerard's trying to one-up Mikey.

I do believe, however, Gerard's swiftness in the past few months with relationships has a lot to do with Mikey and turning 30. Like I'm sure a lot of people here believe, Gerard realised his age and believed he needed to be married, to be "grown up". He saw his brother, 3 years younger than him, starting a life of his own when in the back of his mind, he knew he was supposed to be the one to do it first. I think that started this whole shebang with the quick engagements and disengagements. He rushed into something so quick so that he was able to have what Mikey had, but saw that it didn't work out, so he tried again. I just hope that this time it's for good and he's happy.

Sorry for the length.

Anonymous said...

*didn't mean to say "possible" depression. Had a brain fart. Too early.

farawaysoclose said...

going along with the gerard trying to keep up with mikey on a personal level in terms of settling down etc, in the back of my mind i hope to god mikey and alicia don't get pregnant first cos i think gerard would freak out!! the competition will be on as to who will have the first baby!
and thats never pretty! lol!

Anonymous said...

I don't think their current lifestyle supports a baby, however any thing's possible with the future hiatus. I just cannot picture Linds as a mother.

Anonymous said...

I am in no place to judge, but I will just put my opinion out there. I'm not sure, in regards to the Ways being fathers, that either one of them at this point would be ready to be one. From what the fans see, how could we think any different, especially with Gerard? Mikey may be completely different as he tends to show a more reserved personality. If I had to place bets, I would say Mikey would end up a father first, intentionally. Gerard may be first unintentionally. Again, let me just say that that is my opinion and I'm not judging their characters, nor am I judging their personal lives. That's just what I see.

Anonymous said...

Men are usually fathers by accident, most ( not all) women consciously make that choice. If there are children, ultimately the approval rest with the ladies.

Anonymous said...

HA HA ... waiting for LindZ to be SPERMINATED!!! EWW

sdock10 said...

We can sit here and speculate all we want as to idenity of these bloggers and their motives, but that's all it is, speculation. These people are obviously talking back and forth to each other and allow us to put in our 2 cents by commenting. It's not like Mayo or Loveman is gonna swoop in and tell us "ding ding" you got it right. You guessed my idenity. I think I'm gonna go back to addressing Mayo and Loveman personally with my comments and leave all the conspiracy theories and opinions for my own blog.

I'm still up for a game of kickball though. Mayo, are you in or out this Friday?

P.S. Use mouthwash.

Anonymous said...

^No. We aren't waiting. We just hope that Gerard's ready if that time comes. And why "EWWWW"? Bringing another life into this world is about the most miraculous thing I can think of. It's beautiful.

Anonymous said...

I know this may be an odd question, but after reading kyeotr's blog I wondered about who it was that had died.

In an earlier comment, someone confirmed Kat is still alive, but does anyone know anything about Eliza?

Anonymous said...

I think left hand meant it was not the baby that was EWW, just the mother.

Anonymous said...

Eliza has not died. She went back to her home state.

Anonymous said...

I have seen so many faces of Mr.Way, and i truly believe there are a lot of different personalities at play here, you can look at one face and see so much kindness of hart, one of a little boy so Innocent, one of knowledge of a man in charge, then look at another one and see the mischievous look of " Look at me i have no underwear on" one face of pity and one of sadness.
Then there is the face, that even scared the hell out of me, with the look of a demon, so dark and cold, so many faces, so many personality changes, one would think Mr.Way has a twin, but alas he is only one person.
He has problems, yes, we all do, but could you imagine, having to live with someone who can change at the drop of a hat into someone else, if this (so called) marriage is going to last, she will have to learn to love all seven different Mr.Ways and open a lot of doors to see who he really is, but i do not believe that is possible, no one can tame the last Mr.Way, so many have tried and failed.
My heart, goes out to you Mrs.Way,as you learn just who your married too, and careful when you look behind door no. 7 because that will make or break the path your on, No.7 has no regret, no shame and no guilt.

Anonymous said...

I just cannot picture Linds as a mother.

Couldn't picture Courntey Love as a mother either, and we all see how well that turned out.

Anonymous said...

And why "EWWWW"? Bringing another life into this world is about the most miraculous thing I can think of. It's beautiful.

It's bullshit to think that every precious snowflake of a life is "beautiful" or "miraculous". That's glurge talking right there. Starting a family isn't all happy fluffy bunnies and storks and rattles.

Another thing you seem to be forgetting is that having zOMGz PRESHUS BAYBIEZ!!!!!1111 is not going to magically fix people who are screwed up. It's just going to make screwed up babies. Yeah, totally miraculous.

Anonymous said...

Why do all the fangirls think of the "frerard" factor? Talk about letting your imagination running wild...
And why does that turn so many of you on? I'm all for treating people equally and with respect, but the fact is, homosexuality is not normal.
I think all you teenies are so unsure of yourselves and your sexuality is such a new and scary thing, that you find it safer to play with your own gender. It's what you know. The opposite sex is foreign to you and you're just afraid of it.
Blast me all you want, but in the end, the FACT remains that it is not normal, no matter what Hollywood tries to tell you. Your maker did not create man for man and woman for woman. And He has condemned it.

sdock10 said...

There is no place for that kind of comment in here. Make your own blog if you want to rip on homosexuality or if you want to preach your religious beliefs.

Who decides what's normal? I'm guessing it's not you. Great news for all of us.

Even better go write a blog on what you think normal is. That should keep you busy.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me! did he not say, not to judge people, seems you forgot that one.
you must be one of those people who think, some rules apply and some do not, shows you are as flawed as everyone else, so stop judging.

Anonymous said...

"I'm all for treating people equally and with respect, but the fact is, homosexuality is not normal."

That is the MOST hypacritical statement I have ever read. Treat people with respect and equally and turn on them and say you are not normal. ASS!!!!

Remember when you point a finger at someone - there are 3 more pointing back at you.
P

Anonymous said...

Another thing you seem to be forgetting[...]is not going to magically fix people who are screwed up. [...]Yeah, totally miraculous.

No, I didn't forget that. My whole defense, if you read up a few posts is that, in my opinion, Gerard and Mikey are not ready to be dads. I have no room to judge whether or not they are going to be fit parents because I don't know them. But, from what antics and issues we've seen as fans, I think I am in my right to have such an opinion.

And to further that, my statement about bringing a child into this world being a miraculous event had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Gerard and Lyn-Z. It was a personal opinion. And I still believe that.

We can drop this now that I've defended myself.

Sdock10:
I completely agree that we should cease discussing the identity of the posters. It seems that that has gotten us into a "message board" type situation. I apologize if I contributed to this.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Sdock10, couldn't have said it better, the nerve of some people, who ever you are, you better stay out of here, we are not teenies here, and old enough to take on anything you have to say, so just bring it on.
Sdock10 maybe its time for kickball to advance to baseball, bats and all.

Anonymous said...

Write my own blog? Would you read it? Probably not, but I can refer you to some interesting reading - it called the Bible.

sister midnite said...

Wow... am I late joining the party or what? #^_^#

You know, all of this would be so much more entertaining if every other phrase was followed up with the words, my ass. Don't you think?

Why not? We've heard from Little Mayo, maybe his/her ass wants to talk, too. From what we've seen so far, Mayo loves talking OUT his ass, let's hear the other side of the story!

And while I'm here, if I were to pretend for a moment that this was really Gerard to Frank, well damn, that'd be hot. Does anyone else here think that those two should just bang, or is it just me?

P.S. Sheeeyit.


Kapunua, ILU. ^_^ The hell with the live shows, I wanna watch THAT!!!

How I read this latest Mayo-blog is a bit removed from what everyone else seems to think -- to me, it's saying "As much as I care about you, nothing's wrong -- now will you fuck off & quit trying to make me feel bad? I'm who I've always wanted to be: if you don't like it, blow me." The "grand admission is more of a grand delusion; "I will learn/you will lean" brings to mind a God-complex, where 'Mayo' is carrying the rest of the lowly peasants.

Sdock10, I'll second your comment: Be careful of what you invoke, unless you know the counter-spell by heart. What you aim to unleash will make the Paramour seems like an amusement park ride.

As for Mikey... Mikey is more integral to the group than people give him credit for. If he doesn't come back, there will be worse yet to come. Does Gerard Listen to Mikey? I don't know; more and more, I'm beginning to think that Gerard only listens to what he wants to hear. He might be one of those kids that has to learn everything the hard way -- if he is, I feel sorry for him. I was one of those kids, and I almost lost my life because of it.

Don't even get me started on children. I love kids, but they're not all sweet & adorable. If Gerard is as fucked-up as so many of think he is, kids are NOT a good idea. Besides, Lyn-Z's band is just taking off -- do you really think that she'd leave it to play Mommy right now? Somehow, I doubt it. ((That's not a slam at her, either -- not everyone's dying to give birth to little darlings.))

*whew* Okay, have I caught up now? ^_~

sister midnite said...

Anon @ 11:28:

We're not teenies, and we're not talking about Frerard. In all possible niceness, you can take your opinions and shove them up your homophobic ass.
We don't need your brand of crap here.

Magic Pie said...

anon at 11:28, I cannot believe your ignorance. There is no room here for your intolerance.

The God I believe in loves everyone. That's what his son's teachings were all about.

sdock10 said...

Sister Caterpillar is here. Bounce this shit from our blog.

Anonymous said...

I do love everyone, I just don't love some of their actions. Just as you don't love whatever you imagine Gerard is doing or not doing.

Anonymous said...

Sister Midnite:
You pretty much covered it all! Go you!

sister midnite said...

If you're the same Anon from 11:28:

No one's saying you have to love anything or anybody. But if you're against homosexuality, we don't want to hear it. This is a place where we all discuss things as adults -- no racial slurs, no personal attacks and NO HOMOPHOBIA. If you can't behave like a reasonable human being without offending people, then go somewhere else.

Anonymous said...

Was your last post (about homophobia) in reference to me?

That WAS NOT me who said those things. I'm offended someone would even come in here starting stuff like that.

No, it wasn't me.

Smoke said...

Thank you Magic Pie, that’s exactly what I was thinking.


To Religious Anony -



As far as reading the Bible, I have thank you. One of the most important things I have learned from the Bible and from being involved in church is that you have to be very careful how you try to influence people. Sweetie, you will never be able to influence anyone with all that hate in your heart. The Bible teaches you to love everyone, and it is not up to you to make judgments. I believe we will all face judgment one day, and the Bible also says there is no one sin greater than another. I hate to be the one to point this out to you, but your method of preaching will not win you any souls, my friend. You may need to rethink your tactics. This is neither the time nor the place.



Now, that Princess Smoke is finished with her sermon.....



Do we need to trade kickball for baseball??? How about some Ultimate Fighting? I’ll jump in the octagon with you Mayo, just for taking my freakin’ mirror.

sister midnite said...

No, Anon2007. My post was meant for the Anon at 11:28 AM.

It seems Mayo's crowd is getting bigger. The more, the merrier -- as long as we don't see any more posts like the homophobic one. If we do, I'll have to change into an old pair of boots, so I can break one off in the poster's ass. ^__^

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said:

"Why do all the fangirls think of the "my ass" factor? Talk about letting your imagination running wild...
And why does my ass turn so many of you on? I'm all for treating people equally and with respect, but the fact is, my ass is not normal.
I think all you teenies are so unsure of yourselves and your sexuality is such a new and scary thing, that you find it safer to play with my ass. It's what you know. The opposite sex is foreign to you and you're just afraid of it.
Blast me all you want, but in the end, the FACT remains that it is not normal, no matter what my ass tries to tell you. Your maker did not create my ass for man and woman for my ass. And my ass has condemned it."

I told you this would be so much better if you replaced key words with my ass. Makes a hell of a lot more sense, too.

Now, where were we? Oh, I remember! Trying to get Frank and Gerard to bang, finally.

And I'll bet god does like it. I'll bet he'd try to find it on Youtube or something.

Anonymous said...

Mah! I've got another pair if you need 'em. You guys are, seriously, the highlight of my day. Then people got to come in and say things that bring me down. I apologize for the confusion. I should probably change my name to something other than "anon". We seem to be getting more, as you said.

Anonymous said...

JF Anon said: Write my own blog? Would you read it? Probably not, but I can refer you to some interesting reading - it called the Bible.

I would probably read your blog just for a good giggle once in a while. I like fundies, they amke me laugh.

In the meantime though, I can actually refer you to something even more interesting than the Bible. It's called...

....

......


........



my ass.

Anonymous said...

Oh, shit Kapunua! You have the best sense of humor ever. I started reading it and I said to myself, "For a God-loving person, she says 'my ass' a lot." And I too believe God has an internet connection and looks up Gerard and Frank smooching everyday.

I'm for sure going to Hell now. Or I guess I could just be "in the shit".

sdock10 said...

Don't worry Anon2007. At least you will be in Hell with all your friends. Hell is gonna rock!

Anonymous said...

LOL, Mayo, my middle finger has been up the entire time I've been reading this. Stop being such a damn coward. you've always been afraid of me and now you've found a method to run away. . at least temporarily. I am SOOOO glad Frank's been defending me this time.

--Tink

Anonymous said...

Say what?

Stop making this all about you, Tinkleberry.

Anonymous said...

Good to know you're alive and around Tink. Can't say that for everyone ^^^.

Anonymous said...

One of them supposed Chemically Loved B****es? Wouldn't surprise me. I visited their myspace once. That was one weird experience.

Has anyone chatted to the faux hamster on msn?


Yes, I'm afraid. I did my homework and searched through those girls' myspaces, and Arty's and their pages are all connected. None of the band members has an official myspace. Mikey did have one at one point, but he erased it. The only person close to the band who has a page is Alicia herself. Whatever profiles you find on that website are completely, absolutely, 100% fake. With Gerard's condition, do not expect he'll have kids anytime soon. He admitted he does not want to have any if he feels if he is not "right in the head" if you know what I mean.

Anonymous said...

Gerard did have a myspace once upon a time, but it got closed down about 18 months ago. It was pretty boring though. Just stuff about light sabers and pocket dimensions.

Anonymous said...

Light sabers and pocket dimensions? Please don't make me start to like him again.

Or actually, maybe I'll just lament the Lost Gerard who was all about light sabers and pocket dimensions and I can still roll my eyes at the pod person with the sharpie.

Glad I could make some of you laugh. ^_^

ergoproxy said...

haha Kapunua today you are reminding me totally of Bender from Futurama - he loves "my ass" too.
The one you need to scroll down was so well timed.

As for God, I do believe he told us it's not our place to judge, but to love your neighbour as yourself, (I have read the bible and am christian)

As for children, I would hope they'd think about it very carefully first, I actually think Gerard is appearing to damn arrogant and self centered to be a good father, as well as unstable.
Every child deserves a loving hime, and it's tragic so many can't have that, but it would be a big sacrifice and I don't see them wanting to do that

ergoproxy said...

ok in my comment above I meant loving home, though if a child would like a hime I'm sure a loving one would be best.
=)

Anonymous said...

This talk of babies is seriously giving me a headache. I am still wrapping my head around the fact he married someone he barely knew. Sorry, thats right he was "in love". For people with such unconventional lifestyles, I am surprised they choose such a traditional form of commitment. Couldn't they just live together? Maybe he was scared she was going to run away. Oh well, they must have fun at night discovering all the new tatts on her arms and legs.

sister midnite said...

LOL, Kapunua! "The Pod People II: Attack Of The Killer Sharpies" -- I can see the opening credits now!!

Funny is good, we need funny.
Monday is sucking big time. >_<

Anonymous said...

Anymore good film titles?

What about, Me, Myself and the Sharpie. or

Sharpietouille or

I now pronounce you Sharpie and Sharpie (this one's a dud)

Anonymous said...

Oh wow, I've never seen FUturama but I'm a little peeved that someone else is using, well, my ass. ^_~ TBH I stole it from (and say it the same way as) "Betty" from Kung Pow - Enter The Fist. "What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

...

My ass. HAHAHAHA! ENOUGH!"

As far as Gerard goes, ultimately--to quote one of my favorite movies--"Chump don't no help, chump don't get no help. Jiiiive-ass turkey ain't got no brains, anyhow."

WEEE-OOOOOH!

resurrected wreck said...

Maybe he was scared she was going to run away. Oh well, they must have fun at night discovering all the new tatts on her arms and legs.

And finding novel ways to make use of her - ahem - bendy abilities.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

If you are going to talk about movies you have to add The Heartbreak kid. I mean we all know that's Gerard's life story.

Anonymous said...

Just took me forever to catch up.

I have so many things to comment on. Where do I begin?

resurrected wreck said...

^Kapunua's ass.

Anonymous said...

ILY for that, Resurrected Wreck. ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

*smooch* :P

Anonymous said...

Those myspace profiles are so ridiculously fake it makes me want to vomit. And that is not Jamia's myspace. Do not believe it for a second. Those girls really need some help. I'm serious.

I'm still torn on these profiles here. It makes my brain hurt.

I'm convinced that the "mikey" one is fake. The only thing that caught my eye was the blog in which he said something about "getting married" and keeping a secret. That was just prior to Gerard's nuptials. But this last blog just threw if for me.

I will not talk about the bible or religion on here. It's a sore subject for me.

And "My Ass" made my fucking day btw! The best thing ever.

JocelynHolly said...

Wow, I just read this today, soo many comments, I have to try and catch up!

Anonymous said...

Mark it down in your books ladies (maybe gentlemen)! The "My Ass" joke will forever go down into blognet history.

Anonymous said...

I've always wanted my ass to make history! ^_____^

Anonymous said...

Seriously, you should patent or copyright that. Can I add it onto pretty much everything I say and then send you the money? I think that's how it works. Who knew asses could be the butt of the joke?

Anonymous said...

Nothing new today, I see (my ass). Except for a lot more anons (my ass). I don't know what to think anymore (my ass).

Anonymous said...

Speaking of going down in history and my ass.

In all seriousness Gerard? This is just not playing fair >>>>
http://www.ryanrussell.net/mcr_gerardhall.jpg


....
So what does it say anyway?

Anonymous said...

I believe the conclusion was drawn that it said "SPAIN". Or it could have said:

"SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS. GOODBYE, EVERYBODY!" Though I doubt that would have been readable.

Just to add, I heard from an inside source that Gerard Way is a huge Bob Barker fan and had he not been Billy Corgan's illigitimate child, he would prefer none other than to have 'ol BB as his dad.

It's in italics=truthfulness

Anonymous said...

"We aren't in Kansas anymore."

Since we're not being overtly analytical tonight and the majority of us are in a good mood, I thought I'd add to the nonsense.

We all know writers butcher the guys' names. Case in point: Gerald Way and Frank (Fred) Lero. But to this day, as of right now, I've never seen someone butcher the second easiest last name in the band. MR. TORO.

Taken from BMI's official site (Performing Rights Organization that they guys are signed to):

"...until the group — which also includes Way’s brother Mikey on bass, guitarists Frank Iero and Ray Toto, and drummer Matt Pelissier."

Not only is this the incorrect spelling, this is really old news for such a prestigous organization. Just thought I'd share.

Anonymous said...

^they just posted that?

Anonymous said...

I would be willing to bet that it's been up for a while. I just don't understand why they haven't redone their little write-up since there has been a line-up change. The picture even shows Bob, not Matt. www.bmi.com if you wanna see for yourself.

Anonymous said...

If Ray is Toto, does that make Gerard Dorothy? (Yes, he gets to the the girl.)

If so, can I be Elphaba?

Oh, hell, I am already Elphaba.

Anonymous said...

Toro, Tato. Iero, Ledo. Frank, Fred. Gerard, Jared, Gerald. Micky, Mickey, Milky.

Bob, Matt? I have nothing.

Anonymous said...

Random thought before I go to bed: I feel bad for Matt Cortez. He deserves some serious credit. I think it sucks that they do not include him in on anything outside of the shows. I think it's kind of shitty.

Goodnight, sweet dreams.

ergoproxy said...

In Australia Bob and Gerard were being interviewed on radio and the guy called him Tom, to which he replied "call me Steve"

I sense a very dry wit in out dear Bob.

Kapunua - you would love Futurama I'm sure.
In fact I bet my ass

and if Ray is Toto - you reckon he'd roll over and let me rub his belly ?

... said...

You serious? Which radio station was that (and which state)? That would've been hell funny.

Anonymous said...

I'm in agreement about Matt C. anon30. That was a good before-going-to-bed thought. I think he has done a wonderful job considering the size of shoe he had to fill. I'm glad that most of the fandom took well to his presence. And I'd be willing to bet that our friend "Steve" comes up most of the funniest stuff in the group, we just don't get hear or see it. Maybe it's so funny because we don't expect it to come from Bob Bryar's mouth.

Anonymous said...

You lot are absolutely hilarious!! If only there were more pumpkin people with a sense of humor in this fanbase.

I mean pumpkin people affectionately.

Shame in me said...

Anonymous said...
Why do all the fangirls think of the "frerard" factor? Talk about letting your imagination running wild...
And why does that turn so many of you on? I'm all for treating people equally and with respect, but the fact is, homosexuality is not normal.
I think all you teenies are so unsure of yourselves and your sexuality is such a new and scary thing, that you find it safer to play with your own gender. It's what you know. The opposite sex is foreign to you and you're just afraid of it.
Blast me all you want, but in the end, the FACT remains that it is not normal, no matter what Hollywood tries to tell you. Your maker did not create man for man and woman for woman. And He has condemned it.

thats the biggest load of **** i have ever heard. Aswell as being the most judgemental and hypocritical.
If it is so wrong why did God create man with a gush button up his anus?
Frerard was invented by mcr to try and stop homophobia, i think God will smile down on them for that. They are trying to make the world a more understanding one in that instance.
Maybe Gods real test is to see whether people will blindly follow the rule of condenment or think for themselves and not judge by something as trivial as sexual preference.
I personally think it would be the latter.
But on a lighter note if being turned on be gee and frank getting dirty means i will go to hell then come get me lucifer i've been a bad bad girl hehe

ergoproxy said...

Black Jacket said...
You serious? Which radio station was that (and which state)? That would've been hell funny.

It was TripleJ it is on Youtube, just search MCR TripleJ Interview
it's really funny,Bob is just adorable, so underrated.

Bryar and Toro - it's always the quiet ones you have to watch..

farawaysoclose said...

wow just caught up on all the comments. its like a full time job! what did i do with my time before this blogging epidemic!
anyway just wanted to say how much you guys make me smile, i've been laughing so hard at some of your comments, so thank you for that.
unfortunately i'm on a totally different time zone to most of you but not to worry!

... said...

ergoproxy said:
It was TripleJ it is on Youtube, just search MCR TripleJ Interview
it's really funny,Bob is just adorable, so underrated.


Cheers mate! I'll be searching that right now.

... said...

After reading KYEOTR again, I have decided that they are just someone else who is sad over the death of someone. I don't think they are signinficant to the blog wars of Loveman and Mayo. I don't think they are SS.

I do feel for kyeotr though. I hope they can get through whatever it is that they are going through.

Anonymous said...

I've re-read all these blogs after a few of Mayo's words triggered a few bells. Try redirecting your thoughts as if this were Mikey speaking and you'll see what I mean. Who really believes he's still on his honeymoon?

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Off topic but, Britney Spears loses custody of her children. They are now to be taken care by FedX as of Wednesday noon.

See Mayo, keep this up and see what you could lose.

Anonymous said...

Poor Britney!

Drug taking, alcholic, emotionally damaged and about to lose a lot of money to their spouse.

I'm of course talking about about Gerard not Britney.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, makes you wonder how the shows in Mexico will go. Things are so peculiar you almost expect there will be someone waiting and holding the proverbial straight jacket back stage.

Anonymous said...

Black Jacket:
I noticed someone had commented on kyeotr's post asking who had died or if someone had died and that they hoped they didn't bring up bad memories. I thought that was a little insensitive especially for being on the internet conversing with a stranger, but anyway. Not my place to judge. I do hope that if that is the case they find solitude in their memories of the person and that they may be able to find peace in their death.

As for Love Man:
He's gone bin Laden on our asses. Where is that guy?! Or gal?! I enjoyed reading what they had to say. And ergoproxy? It was you that said you had a little validation as to him not caring for Gerard, right? But that it wasn't Mikey? He posted some more comments and whoever that Anon was has some guts, asking if he/she was Mikey. I'm still not believing it though.

Anonymous said...

Love Man has a life. He works.
Give the guy a break.

Anonymous said...

Will a Kit-Kat do instead? Does he like those? Maybe I can entice him with chocolate.

Anonymous said...

Anon at 7:24 am:

Very intriguing. I just read all of the blogs from Mikey's point of view and all of it makes so much sense! The only one that does not work is the blog about waking up late and smoking cigarettes. Unless it was meant to be from some elses perspective.

I don't know, but interesting none the less.

Anonymous said...

Just to go back to the Bob wrong name topic...I met MCR in February. The usual set up, the guys sitting at a table, wait in line to get a few minutes with each. So it was Ray, Frank, Bob, Mikey, then last but not least Gerard.

When I approached him he smiled, then held out his hand and (in the quietest voice) said "Hi, I'm Gerard." It was sweet, but I found it to be kinda, well, ridiculous. I knew he was Gerard. So I replied (most naively) "Oh, I thought you were Bob." Bob and Mikey overheard this and about lost it. So Bob introduces himself to the next person as Gerard. The person thought he was nuts.
I could tell Gerard was a little embarrassed, but he laughed along. He was sweet.
It was great fun. And the guys are truly beautiful.

P.S. Hey, if this is really you...I met you again in August and it just wasn't the same. Know what I mean? Shame, really.

Anonymous said...

The radio interview with Bob saying, "Call me Steve" - Funniest thing I've heard all day!

Anonymous said...

To Mayo,

This is the last post I intend to write, but I won't promise. I never make promises I'm not sure I can keep.

I hope you are getting the help you need, and that maybe you won't need this blog much longer either. After all, that's what this was all about in the first place.

You concurred with me regarding my comparison between you and your brothers-in-arms and the BOY and his lads, even though you don't believe you are on an even keel.

It doesn't matter what deck of the ship you are on, the boat goes down the same way, and the lifeboats are still the only thing that save you.

Don't be afraid or too proud to find and cling to that lifeboat, if they will still let you on, or don't whack you in the head with an oar.

You seem to need strong people in your life, but when this side of you comes out, you exchange them for the weak-willed.

I've noticed most people are afraid to confront you, to defy you, to challenge you.

You need someone who will tell you what you need to hear and not what you want to hear. I have a feeling you've needed that most of your life.

The worst thing any of us can do to another person is put them upon a pedestal, expect them to be the perfect image we have projected onto them. This doesn't allow for mistakes. So when you do make mistakes, it's a long way down from that perch, especially when you are in the public eye.

We all make mistakes. We all have several facets of personality, good and bad. Most people suppress all but one or two of these layers. The more intelligent you are, the more layers you have. In your case, I think all of your emotions fight to come out at the same time, and whichever is strongest at the time is what bullies its way out.

All of these facets are part of you, and it's o.k. that they are there. Even the worst ones are part of you and should be embraced. The key is not to let the dark ones take over. I understand this all too well.

I have visited your school. I have seen your students. I recognized all of them.

But the Guidence Counslor's office was conspicuously empty.

I didn't miss the axiom.

Where I am from, we like to tell people "I love you" when we mean it. On the phone, when we arrive or leave our friends' and families' homes, or just because.
Too many people are afraid to use those words, afraid the words will mean more than they want to give, afraid they will lose face.

But love is not wrong, no matter what form it takes, and we need to tell each other as often as possible. It's what makes the world go round, after all.

Ignotus is right, Truth Conquers All. So does Love.

Truth and Justice, Love and Mercy.

You know how to reach me if you need a fellow passenger on the ride.

I love you.

L.

Anonymous said...

Mayonaise...have you talked to him/they about it yet?

sister midnite said...

And now for something VERRRRY interesting... (Kapunua, get your my ass ready!)

KYEOTR's blogs have disappeared, too.
WTF, baby?? What sort of influence does this guy have???

Magic Pie said...

Interesting that his blog is gone now as well. GRRRRRRRRRRR

Anonymous said...

About what Anonymous?

Anonymous said...

SS's Latin message has changed again.

It reads 'Quod scripsi, scripsi. Exitus acta probat. Displiceo, amice'

Which translates as 'What I have written, I have written. The result validates the deeds. I am sorry, my friend.'

Could also translate as 'What I have written, I have written. The end justifies the means. Forgive me, my friend.'

What is going on? I wonder if SS lurks here? He seems to be keeping a low profile if that is the case.

Anonymous said...

What did it say previously and what is the link?

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