I am certain that when I die I will become dirt. It would be nice to consider that upon my death golden open arms will greet me, enfolding me into them like a lost child finally returned home, but that’s not how I think. Never has been. It is completely incomprehensible for me to consider that once my life is over I will hang out watching the goings on down at earth while white silk draped, halo wearing, beings circle my head before diving down to intervene in someone or another’s life.
But, I can see the appeal.
And I am relatively certain I won’t burn in eternal damnation, either. Although that option is better suited to my personality and preferential if in fact my theory fails.
What motivates me is here and now...in what I intend as a reciprocal exchange.
This reminds me to ask myself “why am I even here?” I suppose one purpose is to procreate, to replenish human stock while in turn passing on my unique, somewhat maladaptive, genetic map to ensure the future of our type. But, at our current population rate, I do not see human extinction as a concern (that is not to say we won’t run out of natural resources thereby resulting in human extinction through overpopulation). So, as many population experts suggest, I will only replace myself. Although, it was never something I gave much thought.
So, why then? I have no other and a million ideas.
And, I do have considerations beyond the here and now; I get a kick out of the prospect that my progeny might proffer our future world. That, and who will take care of me when I can no longer find my ass?
I hope that I am doing a good job, that all my experience, everything that I have to give, and all that I create proves worthy beyond my own value. I want there to be some “take-away” meaning from how I live. And when I die the only “place” I want to spend eternity is ardently recalled in the generous conversation of my family and friends.
p.s. prosperous just like him.
Friday, August 28, 2009
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Goodnight Amy sweet dreams.
J, you draw better than I could. I can do some trees, but not cats or anything like that. I just suck. I'm decent at writing I suppose.
Sports, let's see: I'm getting quite well at boxing, I can throw quick punches if I want to. I also happen to be a good ball thrower too, and maybe a kicker ^_^
Emails are on the way ladies.
Well then I guess your sword is "useless".
Sorry, but it needs to be said.
More like the "Bullshit" when it comes to you.
You sound like you're coming along really well in the boxing area, BC! That's good, b/c you can defend yourself now.
HAH! My "drawing" of cats? It's like, a big circle with little circles for the feet and head, and little triangles for the ears! I wish I could send you one, just so you could get a laugh! Don't be envious at all.
BC does real fighting and boxing. Good for her.
Anons: drop it.
Yes mam ^_____^
Sorry, but that is all bullshit. I feel the walls getting slimey whenever she posts anything. Just when you think she is gone, oh my, there she is again.
Talk about drawings, cats, boxing, the weather, anything else. Please don't ever let her be a topic of conversation. Ignore her ugly post and move on. Like she never even posted. Just forget about it and her and her "oh, look at me" story.
Can we please just move on here? We're tired of it all; we don't want to argue. Let's just let it go.
J, I bet you are not as bad at drawing as you think! And you are a great writer. You have oodles of talent.
And BC is great at boxing.
Who else has a talent they would like to talk about?
Can we please just move on here? We're tired of it all
That's exactly what I'm saying.
Don't acknowledge her. Not even to say you think she's lying, or attention whoring or anything. Don't even give your opinion on her.
Make it like she never even posted. No one's going to listen to the sob story or the "look at me" story.
So, does anyone else have any talents they would like to share?
J, I'll bet you are pretty good at drawing if you practice some.
Discuss!
HAH! My "drawing" of cats? It's like, a big circle with little circles for the feet and head, and little triangles for the ears! I wish I could send you one, just so you could get a laugh! Don't be envious at all.
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Lol I won't lie J, that's probably how I would draw. I used to make ears like that.
Weird thing is, when I was younger, I used to draw and color pictures of graveyards(For Halloween) with big yellow moons, creepy clouds and tombstones and such.
I think it happens when you grow up watching too many horror movies.
Sorry, but that is all bullshit. I feel the walls getting slimey whenever she posts anything. Just when you think she is gone, oh my, there she is again.
If i was her i would come here everyday and get everything all slimey! Don't flatter youself and think that anyone has run her off this blog. She and many others have simple left because this place is not the same. In other word it's down right BORING!!
Oh man! I don't think I ever drew any graveyards...maybe I could write a short story about one instead.
It was a dark and stormy night...
heeheehee
BC does real fighting and boxing. Good for her.
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Thanks anon, I do, though at the same time I don't condone violence unless your life or your loved ones' lives are definitely put at risk.
I look more like a quiet nerd, but deep inside I'm an alpha female, although I try not to show it too much ^_~
Don't acknowledge her. Not even to say you think she's lying, or attention whoring or anything. Don't even give your opinion on her.
How about the one's that do like her? Are we not allowed to post here anymore? You do know that this is someone else's blog don't you?
J, do it!!
It's fun and you know you want to :p
Aah, what the Hell. I have a month to do it, I probably could. Hmm, maybe I could tie FI's b-day into it somehow. Since they're the same day and all.
Great idea J, and plus Halloween is coming up so it can't hurt!
Anonymous said...
Emails are on the way ladies.
September 24, 2009 11:37 PM
Thanks Martha!!
I didn't get an email from Martha. Or anybody. Maybe my email's down. Anon, can you send me one to check?
Sorry to burst your bubble anon but that wasn't me. But keep trying and maybe you will get it right once again.
Hello Martha!
hi J how are you
*Poof* She magically appears.
I am delightful as always, Martha my dear.* How are you?
*Beatles reference, don'tcha know.
just like you anon. I was actually sitting her watching SPN. just reading the comments as they came on. You went a named me so I decided to pay you some attention.
Seeing as you can seem to get enough of me.
I bet you were the one who posted the email comment.
hey there mj how you're doing?
Hi Bc I am good. how are you?
Anonymous said...
Emails are on the way ladies.
September 24, 2009 11:37 PM
Thanks Martha!!
September 25, 2009 12:25 AM
No,the first one was you and the second one was me.
"the first one was you"
No it wasn't.
Sure anon whatever you want as long as it will feed your delusions and your obsession with me. Go right ahead and call me every anon on the blog.
I don't think you are every anon. Your good, but not that good. ^_~
Neither are you anon.
Weeeeeeeeeell...it's time for me to say goodnight, I believe.
Goodnight BC and Martha! Try to get some rest.
Goodnight Mayo. You know, don't you? I know you do. Take it easy, my brother.
xo jen
doing okay mj, thanks.
Plus you couldn't be every anon because that would make you me...Or would that make me you? Confusing isn't it?
Goodnight J, sweet dreams to you and L
You wish you were me anon.
who would that make me?
Goodnight J
Me, you and Martha?
Dear SS,
What's happening in your world? Everything alright? I hope you're going along with little to no worries or troubles. You know that if you ever need an ear or a shoulder, I'm always here for you. There's a song by Squeeze called "By Your Side", some of the lines are:
"Now and then when your heart's in pain
Oh, I'd like to say
Always remember
I'll be forever
By your side."
Write that down, ok? And keep it close. :)
Goodnight, baby. I love you.
My heart to yours, always.
Martha Jones said...
You wish you were me anon
I guess that makes me Martha. How are we going to tell us apart?
I am me and you are some anon.
Anonymous said...
Me, you and Martha?
a threesome? kinky.
Fine anon, you are my evil clone that those aliens created that time. Have fun pretending to be me but everyone who knows me will know you are a fake.
Have fun pretending to be me but everyone who knows me will know you are a fake.
Call me tomorrow and let me know what you are going to wear. I will dress like you and no one will know that i'm not the real Martha.
Also why do i have to be the EVIL clone? Why can't you be the evil one and i will be the nice one. Okay?
I'll be wearing the DR.'s trench coat. It's one of a kind good luck getting a copy.
I have one just like that in my closet.I guess it wasn't one of a kind after all.
Good night Martha. Don't trick me and wear something different tomorrow and make me look foolish in my trench.
Sorry anon the coat was made from Time lord technology. You have no Jacket like this. The pockets are bigger on the inside than they are on the outside.
*Pulls kitchen sink out of a pocket.*
i want to be the evil clone. can i? what do i get wear original mj?
Goodnight anon
Lol.
Goodnight anon
*Pulls kitchen sink out of a pocket.*
Crap! all i can fit into my pocket is a small infant. You win Martha Jones. You win!
Bc I am off for a little while.
If you are not here when I get back goodnight
Okay mj, take care.
hi bc. if i fail at being the evil mj clone can i be the evil bc clone?
nite mj mj clones & bc.
Hi evil anon clone, I suppose you're free to be my evil clone :)
Goodnight and sweet dreams
Good Night
Mayo
So last night the movie I “enjoyed” (and I use that term loosely) was titled “The Big Snatch”. Uh, lets just say the title gives you a hint at the type of movie this is. Hell, it is truly a 1970’s grindhouse movie if there ever was one. The plot (yeah it really tried to have one) was about a guy who picks up 5 women and takes them back to his compound to make them his sex slaves. Wow, was it bad. I mean really with lines like “"Love means never having to say you’re horny” you just know it didn’t win any Oscars. Probably this movies is best know for the scene where a guy is killed by….uh it was death by snu- snu. But if you ever do pick up a DVD of this make sure and watch the previews for other grindhouse movies at the end. Some of them are fuckin’ hilarious.
Anyway just thought I share that with ya. Not much else happened today. Oh well my mom did kill my refrigerator at the bookstore. She had a day off and wanted to go to work with me. All was going fine until she decided to defrost the fridge but there was a lot of ice built up in the small freezer compartment. Next thing I know she’s telling me that she was trying to get the ice out and that when she hit it with the screwdriver and hammer she punctured it and out came a blast of freon. I think I really need to keep a better eye on mom.
Well take care. Mind your P’s and Q’s tomorrow.
Night Mayo
Elena (still waiting for story time)
Night Elena and BC
it's still a
boring.ass.blog ...
Goodnight mj
Let's hear it for the boy
Oh let's give the boy a hand
Yet you're still here 3:32. You keep coming back for more. Can't stay away from the blog or the boring.ass people that post here. That shouts something about you and your life.
That or this must be the most addictive boring.ass.blog & the most enthralling boring.ass.people you've evva come across.
Place your bets. How long can bored.ass.anon stay away this time? Can they go 1 week?
Good Morning
I can do a good Martha impersonation. Watch.
I came her not anon fry eggs send email not OJP to. Buy pen EAT SHIT dead hor face wakka wakka bibble ##%08sdkjasdt.
Now let me do my BC impression. I is very well at writing. I a well writer. Well at boxing too but weller at writing. These skill are mines.
Pretty good right?
You are doing a rather good impression of an adult too, 6:50AM. So very mature. I wager you are also the very best at running with scissor's too? How about giving us a demonstration dear? :)
Well then I guess your sword is "useless".
Sorry, but it needs to be said.
September 24, 2009 11:43 PM
No.
It didn't.
Stop with the petulant sniping and grow up.
*quick round up*
BC,
*waves hello*
Sorry I missed your greeting last time. It's good to see you around, a bit more. =)
TJ,
Quilters from down here, over there? For non-flying birds, we kiwis sure do get around! BTW, quilters here tend to be a little on the *cough*dry*cough* side. Mind you with black as our national colour/tone, their quilts must drain them of their creative options!
Ergo,
We woke up to dust this morning on the cars parked outside. It's really pretty, but damn well everywhere. Cheers to the tropical low, that dumped it in the rain last night, gluing it to the metal work. >_<
Hi to all (and PJ, because I haven't said that for ages!) Glad to read everyone is shaking off their snottiness.
Oh, yeah, and Mayo - slippers for that bedtime story. Winters coming after all. ;)
Hope everyone has a spiffy Friday. =)
Bugger
winter's - not winters!
>_<
6.50 thank you so much for that. After all imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
Have a good day I am off.
yep pp he's an old fogey.
old men need their slippers dead sexy
somebody to rough you up
somebody to make it tough
somebody to beat you
somebody to love
but wait...
*comes in singing ~ on behalf of J's top spot*
~~~"Slide it in,
Right to the top
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it,
Slide it in, slide it in,
Right to the top, baby..."~~~
^lyics brought to you by the shitty (in an "anon's" opinion ~ not mine) 80's Metal band ~ WHITESNAKE^
~~~SLIDE IT IN ~ Steve Vai and Adrian Vandenberg on geetars!!!!~~~
:D
Good morning/afternoon/evening Mayo, SS, Martha, Sweetcheeks, J and L, Amy, Possum, Ergo, Elena, TJ, Wish, SB, KOL anon, etc... !!!
How are you all on this fabulous (and rainy) Friday (or Saturday, as applicable)? Happy, well and not to wet, I hope!
Sweetcheeks: I received your e~mail and a reply is on the way soon. Tonight by the latest! How are you, Bugsy and Chocolate? Does Bugsy bark, growl and get all furocious with that boxing bag when you box?
Martha: Whereever you're going, I hope you a good day!
~~~~Martha Jones said...
6.50 thank you so much for that. After all imitation is the sincerest of flattery.~~~~
So true, Martha! It is the sincerest form of flattery. Even with a horrible impersonation like that one (of you and my sweetcheeks) at 6:50!
Ergo and TJ: I hope you're both enjoying your weekend adventures and staying safe out there!!!
L: *sighs* Must we discuss cleavage?
*looks down and pouts*
*thinks for a few seconds and smiles*
Well, there may not be much; but, it gets the job done alright!
What's that old saying? "It's not what you got, it's how you use it!"
Something like that!
Use yours wisely, L!!! You too, J!!!
;P
MissT: How's the rat situation? How's the vermin situation too?
Amy: *huge hug*
Elena: Did you win at the casino? Did you get your Starbucks yesterday? How did that man get killed (in that movie) again?
O_o
Are you sure this movie you watched was not one of Q. Tarantino's main inspirations? Hmmmm....
I think that is all for now. Have a great day, everyone!!!!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Hi PJ, Cupcake, Paper, NO and Anima!
Hey Wendy
yes I won - then I lost it
yes I got my Starbucks and as a matter of fact I'm drinking some right now so all is right with the world.
Uh, death by snu-snu. Hours and hours of snu-snu
Anonymous said...
I can do a good Martha impersonation. Watch.
I came her not anon fry eggs send email not OJP to. Buy pen EAT SHIT dead hor face wakka wakka bibble ##%08sdkjasdt.
Now let me do my BC impression. I is very well at writing. I a well writer. Well at boxing too but weller at writing. These skill are mines.
Hahahaa. Love it, Anon! They won't admit it but you were spot on! ^____^
Hi Elena!!!!! How's business today? I'm very happy to hear you have your Starbucks!
As for winning then losing, that's usually what happens to me in casinos. Which is why I rarely go to them! And, on the rare occasions when I do go, I quit when I'm $15 ahead. Afterall, doesn't the whole gambling thing have something to do with "baby needs a new pair of shoes"?
Well, $15 can get that new pair of shoes... at Payless!
;)
What's my boy... excuse me, Sandy Ann's boy (she looked at me all jealous like when I said MY boy), Jake, been up to? He hasn't eaten any more electronic or digital devices, has he?
No, no more phone eating for Jake. But he's suddenly decided that anytime I leave the house he's going to go with me. Not a good thing. I don't want him down by the road. So I end up driving back to the house and having someone else distract him while I drive away. My life is being ruled by a Lab.
Shucks, I almost forgot the most important thing: DEATH BY SNU~SNU!!!
I could say the obvious; but, I won't since it's so obvious and all!
Instead, I'll ask a question.
Is that really every (or any) man's dream death?
How about women? What do we get? Death by chocolate seems so much less smile worthy. I mean, if you ate enough chocolate to poison yourself you would probably have one hell of a painful tummy ache!
Awwww.... he's just protecting his mommy, Elena!!!!
Although, I do understand how it can get slighty aggravating. I used to have a hell of time getting out the house with Billie Jean! I had to plot a new "escape plan" weekly!
How are the girls?
The girls are fine. Stormy is on a float tonight in the Homecoming Parade. Big fun. I'll try to take some pics.
YAY!!! Tell Stormy to have fun on that float and congratulations! I can't wait to see the pictures you'll hopefully get to take!
I have to run, Elena. It's been good "catching" and chatting with you again!!! Twice in one week! We're on a roll!!!!
Enjoy your starbucks and your day, ya hear!
;)
*blows smooches to you (and Jake) and kisses to blogbelieve*
I thought by now you might have guessed
Alas, perhaps it's for the best
You thought I was Mayo?
Not even close
I really should try not to be so verbose
I'm one and the same, dry and flirty
Congratulations on 3030!
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.
You're safe, child, you are safe.
Didn't need me to see that coming.
Calaf/Shakespear Anon
Click the link she posted in her
September 24, 2009 11:28 PM comment. Go to her blog and tell her who you are. Email her. False hope is worse than no hope. Don't feed the fantasy. You're not doing her any favours. It's going to do more harm than good. Whether either of you realise it. It already has.
Kapunua left a message here last night for some of her friends; I see one of them responded. I fail to see why this transaction is any more significant than any of the other exchanges that occur within this space on a daily basis. I also fail to understand why it provoked such a mean spirited response. It is my sincerest hope that I will never understand.
2:58
It is my sincerest hope that you will come to recognise truly mean spirited comments when you see them.
For instance September 25, 2009 6:50 AM
Mean spirited no?
Hahahaa. Love it, Anon! They won't admit it but you were spot on! ^____^
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You're so silly anon. I happen to think that was a great impression ^__^
Sugarplum: As far as Bugsy is concerned, I don't allow him near my boxing bag, he'll be too busy destroying and chewing on various things, such as slippers, lol. I'm glad to hear my email went through, I thought for sure yahoo was being a typical fucking bitch as always.
Pickles: Thanks! It's good to see you again around these parts *hugs*
Big hellos to anyone about. See some of you guys later.
Anonymous said...
Well then I guess your sword is "useless".
Sorry, but it needs to be said.
September 24, 2009 11:43 PM
Anonymous said...
Sorry, but that is all bullshit. I feel the walls getting slimey whenever she posts anything. Just when you think she is gone, oh my, there she is again.
September 24, 2009 11:53 PM
Anonymous said...
Talk about drawings, cats, boxing, the weather, anything else. Please don't ever let her be a topic of conversation. Ignore her ugly post and move on. Like she never even posted. Just forget about it and her and her "oh, look at me" story.
September 24, 2009 11:56 PM
Anonymous said...
Don't acknowledge her. Not even to say you think she's lying, or attention whoring or anything. Don't even give your opinion on her.
Make it like she never even posted. No one's going to listen to the sob story or the "look at me" story.
September 24, 2009 11:59 PM
I fail to see why this transaction is any more significant than any of the other exchanges that occur within this space on a daily basis. I also fail to understand why it provoked such a mean spirited response.
It's because of the way people here feel about her. She and her friends went against the majority when they were repeatedly asked to tone down the poetry, jokes, quotes etc. and they laughed it off in the faces of the people who asked them. They were asked NICELY and then Amyranth finally said what everyone else was thinking. Her and her friends decided to laugh about it instead of turning their thoughts to their OWN FLAWS and trying to figure out why everyone hated them. The attention whoring got to be too much for every one else. The endless poetry. The endless "good night Mayos" as if their posts to him were the only ones that counted.
I guess you missed all of that. I guess you missed the four of them hogging the center stage.
Supposedly, they all left. But of course one of them just has to keep coming back and saying "look at me" with all these "tragic" stories of her life.
It's all for Mayo. It's all for attention.
And if you think that it's not all JUST to upset the ladies who are still here, you are wrong.
She knows that seeing her name here gets everyone mad and hurt. Yet she still insists on posting.
THAT is mean spirited.
The people that converge here are guests. They do not get to decide who is welcome here and who is not. And, for the record, an open invitation was extended to all.
Anonymous said...
The people that converge here are guests. They do not get to decide who is welcome here and who is not. And, for the record, an open invitation was extended to all.
This.
They may be guests but there are certain preferences. And when a small group of people keeps PURPOSELY messing up the fun for others after they were repeatedly asked not to, then they should take the hint and stay gone.
THIS.
She and her friends went against the majority when they were repeatedly asked to tone down the poetry, jokes, quotes etc.
But the blog doesn't belong to the majority, it belongs to Mayo. He said he enjoyed the poetry, jokes, quotes etc.
They may be guests but there are certain preferences.
I don't understand what you are saying. Preferences of people? Of activities? Mayo has preferences?
And when a small group of people keeps PURPOSELY messing up the fun for others
Please could you bring this to life for me with a couple of examples? What fun where they messing up? How did they mess it up? How do you know they were 'PURPOSELY' doing this?
Stop it, both "sides". This place was and is, I believe, open to all. It should also be a place where EVERYONE respects the other, even if you don't agree with them or like them.
Anon who is arguing against those who have left, you are not helping the ladies here. They don't want the fighting, the drama, none of it. If you care for them, REALLY care for them, stop harrasing others.
Anon who is arguing against those who are here, you are not doing the ones who left a service. Don't you think they might want to leave comments or talk without you giving the impression it may be them anonymously? Supporting is one thing. You don't tear down another to build one up.
That goes for both "sides". I have seen countless people called out "anonymously" and mistakes and misconceptions have been made.
If you want this place to be nice for the ones you support, then don't say hurtful things about each other. Has nothing been learned from past events? If you have nothing nice to say
Don't say anything at all.
I remember a time when ANY anon who came in harrassing a blue was deemed a vulture and all united against.
Personally, I would like to see a return to those days.
By "blues" I mean ALL "blues", past, present and future. All kind anons who just wanted to come in and talk. Anyone in black that had something to contribute.
more bullshit role play i see. all for the purpose of publicity.
i doubt mayo and ss are dumb enough to fall for this attempt to manipulate them. they have seen it too many times now. all too predictable.
fucking sad and boring.
Anon, please, leave it alone. It only stirs up more trouble. It doesn't help anyone.
It makes me sad to come here and see the same arguments over and over. I know I'm not the only one.
Bye, if only for now.
Anon who is arguing against those who are here, you are not doing the ones who left a service. Don't you think they might want to leave comments or talk without you giving the impression it may be them anonymously? Supporting is one thing. You don't tear down another to build one up.
When did I do this?
i doubt mayo and ss are dumb enough to fall for this attempt to manipulate them.
WTF are you talking about?
Anonymous said...
They may be guests but there are certain preferences.
I don't understand what you are saying. Preferences of people? Of activities? Mayo has preferences?
And when a small group of people keeps PURPOSELY messing up the fun for others
Please could you bring this to life for me with a couple of examples? What fun where they messing up? How did they mess it up? How do you know they were 'PURPOSELY' doing this?
*yawn*
more bullshit role play i see. all for the purpose of publicity.
Don't blame Kapu for this. This all started with crystal ball anon. If they had been able to control their urge to be sarcastic, we wouldn't all be arguing now, and Kapu would not be in the spotlight, which is apparently what you want to avoid. It would have been one comment by Kapu and one by Calaf, instead of approx 100 comments relating to Kapu and her friends, most of which are ugly and reflect badly on the remaining blues. You're right, Mayo and SS aren't stupid. They must suspect that the nasty anons are blues, they just don't know which ones. No wonder they don't interact the way they used to.
Maybe you missed how Amyranth was mocked in a cruel way after she posted the Fix.
*even more bullshit*
how is this even possible?
Don't think we don't know.
I'm sure the Porchies WANT Mayo and SS to forget about the bad things they did and how they played the biggest role in their own downfall. I don't think that Mayo and SS will forget but when one of them comes back, it's angering to the ones who are left. The ones who they hurt. You think they care about this blog? No. Only about the attention from Mayo and anons they ADMIT THEY THINK ARE MAYO.
She admitted it right there. What more proof do you need?
Maybe you missed how Amyranth was mocked in a cruel way after she posted the Fix.
Yes, I saw the poem they wrote! *is hurt and outraged*
She was wrong. Calaf said he wasn't Mayo.
The poetry! It's so cruel and hurtful! Make them stop!
Maybe you missed how Amyranth was mocked in a cruel way after she posted the Fix.
Yeah, but seriously, that fix was fucking ridiculous. Even Mayo grew some balls and said he didn't want that shit.
The fix was the beginning of the end.
What a joke, trying to tell people what they can and can't post on someone elses blog.
Also I should point out, in Amyranth's defense, she didn't post the fix on this blog, it was on her own blog and someone else posted it here.
It was still ridiculous mind.
well now the porchies are no longer on 'center stage' i don't see mayo and ss falling over themselves to lavish atention on the remaining blues. in fact they probably come here less than they ever did. didn't quite work out as expected, huh?
4.36 said...
Also I should point out, in Amyranth's defense, she didn't post the fix on this blog, it was on her own blog and someone else posted it here.
It was still ridiculous mind.
and it doesn't change the fact that she thought she could dictate what could and couldn't be posted on someone elses blog.
Yeah I know 4.41. I was just trying to be fair.
I think Mayo and SS not being around much just goes to show that they don't find this place fun any more. They both were friendly with the porchies and some other blues here didn't like the attention. They thought if they could get rid of the porchies, they would get Mayo and SS's attention by default. Maybe now they will see that they obviously talked to the porchies because they enjoyed their company and were interested in what they had to say, not because they were 'manipulated' or 'tricked' into talking to them.
I know, and that's commendable round these parts.
thanks 4.41.
*so fucking dull*
Well, then you must be as blind as Anne Frank.
good morning! just a quick call by. can I say FUCKING DUST! lol hope everyone has a great day :]
Also I should point out, in Amyranth's defense, she didn't post the fix on this blog, it was on her own blog and someone else posted it here.
Yes she did. She and another "anon" were discussing the rules on when and how many time you could post and such. At first i thought she was joking and there were several people on that night that thought she had lost her mind and didn't want to be part of it.
That was the "Guidelines" and it came after the Fix. The guidelines said that the porchies could write SOME poetry if they promised to keep it short and only post 3 poems a day. And something about how no one coul dpost three times in a row unless it was Ergo or Amyranth or something.
The guidelines were as effing stupid as the fix.
And something about how no one coul dpost three times in a row unless it was Ergo or Amyranth or something.
Did it also say everyone must let Ergo get the top spot? ^_~
Neither are you anon.
September 25, 2009 12:51 AM
Blogger Original Punk J said...
Weeeeeeeeeell...it's time for me to say goodnight, I believe.
Goodnight BC and Martha! Try to get some rest.
Goodnight Mayo. You know, don't you? I know you do. Take it easy, my brother.
He does know, OPJ. He knows who is doing what around here. You know too.
Hey, does anyone want some glitter?
My coworker had a handful of it and he nailed me with it on the way out the door today. :(
Anonymous said...
They may be guests but there are certain preferences.
I don't understand what you are saying. Preferences of people? Of activities? Mayo has preferences?
And when a small group of people keeps PURPOSELY messing up the fun for others
Please could you bring this to life for me with a couple of examples? What fun where they messing up? How did they mess it up? How do you know they were 'PURPOSELY' doing this?
Anonymous said...
Anon who is arguing against those who are here, you are not doing the ones who left a service. Don't you think they might want to leave comments or talk without you giving the impression it may be them anonymously? Supporting is one thing. You don't tear down another to build one up.
When did I do this?
Ignore it Amyranth. Everyone here knows you were acting in the blog's best interest, and they are just butthurt that the people they liked lost.
What exactly did they lose?
No takers on the glitter I guess?
Okay, well if anyone wants it, it'll be somewhere in the Blogbelieve Sewer System. And I'LL be in the shower.
*sparkles her way upstairs*
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."
I could probably sue this whole corporation right now for sexual harassment. You're just making me restock the napkin holders because of my firmly held beliefs on the subject of ass to mouth.
Did I see the word "glitter"? Do we still have some? I want some, please!
Anyone?
Hello?
Glitter?
Make it work people
Hi J
Hi Elena! That pic makes me think, "I'm too sexy for my armor."
I love Tim Gunn so much!
Ashamedly, I had to Google him. Are you watching Project Runway tonight?
Here go the quotes again.
FUCK OFF with the quotes. Why do you NEVER learn your lesson?
Nope I just got the comic in the mail today.
So how are you tonight?
Oh, much cooler then. ;)
I'm sleepy, and I'm not sure why. I went out today, but not for long. Must be all that boring old age stuff wearin' me down. :D
How about you? Is it quiet in the homestead?
It's quiet now but tonight was the Homecoming Parade. That was sorta fun. The dance is tomorrow night.
Stormy's probably going, isn't she? Does she have a new boy to take her? And...
...are you chaperoning?
*ducks so as not to get hit with hairbrush*
are you chaperoning?
you better duck..LOL
Oh hell no. And yep Stormy was in the parade and she's going to the dance with her new boyfriend.
:D
I didn't figure you were, but, well...sometimes ya just gotta ask. *heeheehee*
Was she on a float? It's been so long since my own homecoming, I don't remember if there was anything besides floats.
The theme was "The Game Of Life" and her class had CandyLand. I really don't get that but whatever. LOL I did get a pic and I'm gonna post it later.
Very cool. Candyland. One of the best games ever invented. (I still have mine from when I was little!)
Oh good, I want to see the picture. And the ones from tomorrow night, where they're all dressed up.
How're your other two? And Mr Elena?
Mr Elena is a bit stressed at the moment. He's not dealing very well with Sunshine's latest decision.
Flighty is doing well. Just today she won 2 front row VIP tickets to see Creed. A party for 20 of her friends and an overnight stay at a really nice hotel in KC. That child is always winning something. Last week she won tickes to see Snow Patrol. LOL
Wow! Flighty sounds like my younger nephew, J--yes, another J in our family, we only have 6 plus Mom's middle name. He wins everything, or gets stuff for free at stores, or finds things, or whatever.
L used to win really well at the GA lottery. Not so much the TN one.
See if Flighty'll send us some of her luck, ok?
I wish she's give me some of her luck. LOL
Hey I'm gonna post my goodnight while I can. We have a big storm heading this way. I'll try to be back if I can.
Mayo
Well tonight was the big Homecoming Parade here in town. To be honest the word “big” really isn’t the best word to describe it but hey, we’re a small town. Anyway I got off work and rushed back so I’d be able to see it. This will be the last time one of my girls is in this parade. Yep, Stormy is a Senior. Anyway the theme was “The Game Of Life” and each class had a different game. Stormy’s class had CandyLand. I’m gonna post the pic but promise not to laugh. Once again we are small town America so nothing elaborate.
Stormy in the parade
Oh and Stormy is holding the “R” Yeah, that’s my formerly blond daughter with the black hair. Not that it looks bad but damn it I really felt stupid as the float went by because I didn’t recognize her. Crap will I ever get used to the hair color change?
So that was my exciting day. Just thought I’d share it with you. Take care and hope your day meant just as much to you as mine did to me.
Night Mayo
Elena
Goodnight Elena, they did a grand job with the float! It looks like CandyLand to me. :)
We're at the end
Of the page again
FOR AMY!!!
Time for me to head out, too. But before I do, please permit me an
'aww' moment
Yeah, I know. Just can't help myself, though.
EEEP! It's the Were-Hua!
Sorry. Goodnight Blog, goodnight Mayo! Talk to y'all later.
xo jen
Dear SS,
I wanted to leave a really thought-provoking, philosophical question for you to ponder. I really did. But I'm so tired my brain won't work. To give you an idea, we're "playing" Which Cat Is Snoring? Oh, my.
Anyway, get some rest, take care, eat your vegetables, help little old ladies across the street, and smile. :D
Goodnight, Precious. I love you.
My heart to yours, always.
xo jen
An ant is walking down a path in the jungle when he spies an elephant caught up in a hunters trap.
The elephant cries out, "help, help."
The ant goes up to him and says, "look, I'll help you but you have to let me do anything I want."
The elephant feeling he has nothing to lose at this point agrees.
The ant chews through the trap and frees the now very grateful.
"Thank you so very much, gosh what would you like to do," asks the elepant.
"Well," says the ant, "I want to do you in the ass."
The elepant looks at the tiny little ant and thinks, What the hell how much could this hurt.
So the ant climbs up the elepant's back and goes to work.
A monkey in a tree over head sees the whole thing and starts laughing so hard that he shakes the tree he is in and a coconut falls on the elephant's head.
The elephant says, "ouch."
The ant hearing this says, "That's right you take, You take it all."
Goodnight J
Good Night
lol
different version
THE ELEPHANT AND THE ANT
This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot. The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp. After a while, this ant walks up and asks, "Hey, what's the matter?"
The elephant answers, "I've got this thorn in my foot and I would do anything to get it out."
The ant says, "Anything? Would you let me make love to you?"
The elephant thought about it for a minute and decided what the heck. How bad could an ant be? So she agreed.
The ant started pulling on the thorn and sure enough, he got it out. True to her word, the elephant laid down on her side and moved her tail out of the way. The ant crawled up and started loving on her.
This monkey was up in a tree watching this. He couldn't quite believe his eyes. He started laughing and rolling around in the tree. Then he knocked a coconut out of the tree that went down and hit the elephant right between the ears.
The elephant moaned loudly from the hit,"Awwoooohhhhh!"
The ant yelled at the top of his voice, "Take it all darling, take it all!!"
An old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a fucking checking account."
The astonished woman replied," I beg your pardon sir, I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up dammit , I want to open up a fucking checking account now."
" I am very sorry sir but that kind of language is not tolerated ."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manger to inform him of the situation. The manger agrees that the teller doesn't have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manger asks the old guy.
" Sir what seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man says, " I just won 200 million dollars in the fucking lottery and I want to put my fucking money in the damn bank."
"I see," said the manger, " and is this cunt giving you a hard time?"
L-to-the-O-to-the-L
TO ALL EMPLOYEES - FOUL LANGUAGE AT WORK
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me!
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares?
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.
TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.
INSTEAD OF Another fucking meeting!
TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit.
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. who does this remind you of
INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.
BAD LANGUAGE
A college guy takes a college girl out for a first date. After being at the carnival for about an hour, the guy asked the girl, "What do you want to do?" She replied, "I want to get weighed." He shrugged, then took her to a scale. They went and rode a ride. Afterwards, he asked her what she wanted to do. She said, "I want to get weighed." He was beginning to get annoyed, but he took her to the scale again. About an hour later, he asked her what she wanted to do, again. She replied, "I want to get weighed." At this point, he was beginning to think she was weird and took her home, farewelling her with only a handshake. She walked back to the room to her roomate, Laura. Laura asks her, "How was the date?" The girl complained, "Oh Waura, it was wousy."
LOL!!!!! That was my old job.
There's an English mouse, a Scottish mouse and an Irish mouse all sitting in a bar. Trying to impress each other with how tough they are.
The English mouse, throws down a shot of bourbon slams the empty glass down on the bar turns to the other two mice and says, "when I see a mouse trap. I lie on my back and set it off with my foot when the bar comes down I catch it in my teeth and bent press it 20 times to work up an appetite than make off with the cheese."
The Scottish mouse orders up two shots of tequila. Drinks them down one after the other slams both glasses down on the bars and says to the English mouse, "oh yeah, when I see rat poison I collect as much as I can. Take it home, grinded it up into a powder and add it to my coffee every morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The English mouse and the Scottish mouse than turn to the Irish mouse. The Irish mouse finishes the guinness he has in front of him and lets out a long sigh. " I don't have time for your bullshit. I'm going home to fuck the cat."
British Warning Sticker
THE BRITISH BOARD OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OFF DRINKERS ABOUT THE POSSIBLE PERIL OF POUNDING A PINT OR TWO.
1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.
2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to say things like thish.
5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Christmas party.
6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.
8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)
9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho.
Careful what you wish for
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The "party" is escorted to a table and given a menu.
When time to order the sheik orders for himself and the harem, and also asks for a basket of apples for the rooster. The waiter thinks it a bit strange, but does as is asked, and brings the apples for the rooster. One by one, the rooster eats all of the apples.
Having noticed this, the sheik orders another basket of apples for the rooster. Again the rooster eats all the apples.
When summoned again, the waiter asks the sheik about the voracious appetite of the rooster.
The sheik explains:
"I was in the desert one day and found a lamp.
It was a bit dirty so I rubbed it to clean it.
Just as I did, out came a Genie and granted me three wishes...
My first wish was to have an endless supply of money.
My second wish was to have many beatiful women.
And my third wish was to have an insatiable cock!"
LOL
Goodnight
at least their cock is not permanently etched in their arm
The sheiks arm could be a permanent roost.
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner, and momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jockies, to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay awhile"
He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several more things I shouldn't even mention.
A fuck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch,
Saying, "Take me home, Rudolf. This night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about p*ssy is you can't wear it out!!"
GOODNITE!
Good Morning, everyone.
I've been up for a few hours now, on my third cup of coffee. A little stronger than usual, if that's even possible with the way I make it. It's been a fitful night, sleeping a hour, awake for two, so on and so on.
I don't usually say much in the way of feelings here, and that's my choice, don't get me wrong. But today, I guess I just want to write, to talk about things.
You know I've been, as I call it, "snotty and creaky" lately. In the last two months I have been to the doc three times with upper respritory infections, anti-biotics each time.
But it keeps coming back. And for the last couple of nights especially I have coughed and coughed, pretty hard at times. Now, I know that's not usually a cause for alarm, never has been before with me, but deep in the back of my mind, I keep thinking
What if?
In March, it was a single episode of hard coughing that tore the hole in my lung and almost killed me. I know I'm worrying too much, I don't have the gunk in my lungs I had then, but I still cringe with each hard cough.
I don't talk to my family about these things, to them, I always put on the front of "I'm fine, it's nothing, don't worry about me." It's painful for them to talk about what happened, and I don't want to go there.
Something I have never told anyone but J. is that when I was in the hospital, the first night they took the ventilator off I was having a really hard time adjusting. Even though I could breathe some, I had the feeling of smothering, of constant "drowning". At one point, half drugged, scared and tired, I thought "if this is how it will be, please, let me die."
You don't know how many times I regreted feeling that way. Here all of these people had fought so hard to pull me back, friends and family had worried so much, been there at the hospital for days, and I was failing them.
The next day, I put all my effort into getting better. I pushed myself, fought to move, to live.
So now I find myself fighting everytime I get sick that feeling that it could all go away. That one more hard cough is the last.
My mind tells me to remember the doctor said it probably would never happen again, that it was a fluke from my lungs being compromised by the pneumonia. But my fear still grabs me every time I feel a rattle in chest.
Sorry for taking up so much this morning. I just wanted to talk, to hope writing it down would help. I guess sometimes we need Family, you know?
Mayo, S.S., everyone,
Thank you.
Love,
L.
Anonymous said...
There's no way adults behave the way some of those blues do at Mayo unless they know he is G and FI is SS. Not that I even care, it's been over a year since I've liked MCR, it just annoys me that they won't share what they know. And it would go to show that GW is a liar when he denied the blog.
I really hate when people come here and say this. I think you are the people from Mayo's trying to convince people outside of there that Gerard and Frank are those fools (Mayo and SS). I don't believe they are and I never will, but WHY DOES IT MATTER?
Nobody here is a fan. Nobody cares to read Mayo's poetry or SS's animal parables, EVEN IF THEY WERE GW AND FI. We don't like them so why would we care?
As far as the grown women believing it thing goes, look at the people you are talking about. I'd hardly say that they act like grown women. Hardly any of them is in a relationship (with a couple of exceptions) so the blog fills a void in their lives and they all seem to be missing a few marbles. Two of them have quit their jobs in he middle of a horrible economy: one to follow MCR around the country on a bus (because she doesn't have a car and can't drive) and the other because she can't seem to get along with anyone in real life. She can't really get along with people on the blog either. Most of them merely tolerate her.
Then you have the drunks who are bitter old single hags who lash out at people for absolutely no reason. They tell people to burn in hell for eternity or they do mean vindictive things like get people fired.
Then of course there are the sick ones who don't have a life outside the blog and their menagerie of pets. They get their kicks by posting people's IP addresses and real names on the internet and fantasizing about having sex with rockstars who are ten or more years younger than they are.
Finally, you have the "perfect ones". The ones who either know everything (or think they do) or who are the moral "conscience" of the blog. They both have their heads so far up their own asses the only time they manage to pull them out is when Mayo and SS come around.
These people are all certifiable and you call them "grown women"? Age has nothing to do with it. These people behave like children.
Mayo's is and always has been a joke. The whole fandom knows that with the exception of the fools who hang out there and a couple of anons who for some reason want so desperately to believe that two second rate rockstars would take the time to communicate with that bunch of loons.
September 26, 2009 6:00 AM
Anon,
Why bring that here? None of the blues (or a good part of anons) want to argue about this. People are going to believe what they want to believe, and there's no changing that. Please don't start anything today.
Mayo,
I'm going to ask you a favor. You don't have to do it, it's your blog, and I understand that entirely.
May we have one or two days, just a little while, with the anon function turned off? Let everyone who wants to come in do so without fear of being ridiculed or attacked, for just a short while.
You and S.S. could even try your blue suits back on.
Like I said, you don't have to. I only wanted to ask.
L.
Mayo, could we have one or two days where the blues can just carry on, talk amongst themselves and pretend like nothing bad ever happened here? Wait, that would make it just like every other day in here. How about you just turn off commenting completely and people can go be nasty behind other people's backs? Wait, that would make it just like every other day. I know there's a solution, but what?
So what's your solution, anon?
What do you want from us?
You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?
Good Morning Blog
Hey L
Hey, Elena.
How are you?
I'm okay. I'm at work watching the rain move in. Stormy is already worried about her hair getting messed up by the rain tonight. Big dance, remember?
Ah, yes. How is she wearing it?
It's raining here, steady, and I've been hearing thunder off and on.
I have no idea what she's doing with her hair for the dance. As soon as I get off work I have to rush to my mom's where she and her boyfriend are going to be waiting so I can take pictures.
Her dress is short black satin.
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