Saturday, May 9, 2009

At the Home

I hate to see you
When you're falling apart
Can't you start over, again?

Elizabeth crumbles
Alone in her chair
Keeps her windows shut
To keep out the air

Elizabeth crumbles
Alone in her bed
Spends all her pastime
Mulled in her dread

What keeps her living
Is her fear of being
Anywhere other than here
So they’ll feed her too much
Or it’s never enough,
Then it's fuck you
“Get the hell out of here!"

Elizabeth stumbles
Over everything I've said
Pining words are useless
Pushed round in her head

The mystery was my bravery
I never knew what I'd get
Will it be her fear or regret?
Her confusion my denial?
Walked her shoes a while
Now she can’t turn back
So she said then she’ll stay
And I will walk away

Elizabeth mumbles
Over and over my name
Forgetting tomorrow
Will never be the same

She’s repeating her beating
Did you bring her a drink?
Why are you leaving?
What the hell do you think?
That she’ll fuck you
To get the hell out of here

Elizabeth tumbles
Out onto the floor
With an abandon of reason
It is herself abhorred

She sat alone in her room
Pouring over her gloom
Never got out of her chair
And they don't even care
Now that they’ve all receded
Into the ground or fleeted
To the wormholes
And woodwork back there

You'll find repair
Where that memory
Becomes illusory

Look, again?



p.s. in the end it is what you think you will get.

6,531 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Sure. Why not.

Amyranth said...

Well, fuck almighty.

Anonymous said...

Kapunua and GV

Original Punk J said...

TJ...there are no coincidences. It's KARMA. :D Sorry I missed you the other night.

Amy, watch out with that spoon, something went *shplick* on the table!

*wonders if the dustkin would want it*

Anonymous said...

PPU = GV

Anonymous said...

Some of these anon comments sure bring the lulz.

Hello to tj, amy, J, if you guys are around.

clue said...

After the library and billiard's room we might be hungry. We'll have to do it in the kitchen then.

Anonymous said...

Methinks that Kapunua is Calaf. Desperately pretending that someone would be INTERESTED enough to find out if she had a stupid unicorn in her bedroom.

Anonymous said...

That's the whole point of this blog BC; the lulz

Mayo is actually a frustrated comedian.

Anonymous said...

If anyone tries to make like this post is about the blog I will laugh my ass off.

Original Punk J said...

Hey BC! What's going on?

Clue, I like billiards. All those pretty balls. :D heeheehee

Amyranth said...

Hey BC, how's it going?

Anonymous said...

Not understanding why the OPs are called "creepy" for writing sex things about Frank when no one seems to think Kapunua is "creepy" for writing "sex auction" about Jared Leto.

Anonymous said...

Just so long as it isn't in the hall. Someone might walk in.

Anonymous said...

Mayo knows who Calaf is. Mayo knows all. He's better than a magic 8 ball. ;)

Anonymous said...

First 11:53, Lol, yeah he probably is.

Hey Amy, are you still sore? What's going on with that?

Hey there J, how are you and L doing? Good I hope.

My damn eyelid will not stop twitching, it's annoying. Grr.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Kapunua intends to purchase Jared in order to fuck him in the ass with a strap-on.

toujours said...

hi bc!

j., if it didn't take like a bajillion years to do anything in my email, you'd have it by now. *sheesh*

and the dustkin will eat it, they'll eat anything!

*hee*


hey, amyranth, what was on the spoon anyway? (and why are you waving it -- *ducks* -- around?)

Anonymous said...

I like the lulz BC. We're bringing fun back.

Amyranth said...

BC, we went for a hike today. I got sore ankles and a sunburn out of it, thanks Mother Nature!

Teej, just the spoon from my Lucky Charms.

Um, you have a clover stuck in your hair, by the way... sorry..

Anonymous said...

Hey there tj.

anon, the lulz are awesome.

Anonymous said...

11:52 that idiot rocksta & his Mrs probably have one too.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Kapunua intends to purchase Jared"


Somebody here intends to purchase somebody else to fuck them in ass?

I didn't know anybody here was for sale.

It did look like people were trying hard to sell Kapunua for awhile but that stopped. It had to embarrass the girl.

Anonymous said...

Lucky Charms, balls & sex.

Now you're talking!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think Kapunua intends to purchase Jared in order to fuck him in the ass with a strap-on.

May 9, 2009 11:56 PM"



What is your hang up with the dildo? She mentioned "sex auction" so how is that any different from how the OPs feel about Frank? Why is it creepy when THEY say it and not her?

Anonymous said...

It did look like people were trying hard to sell Kapunua for awhile but that stopped. It had to embarrass the girl.



Don't think you would get many buyers there.

Original Punk J said...

So THAT'S why there's all these little colorful jobbies all over the carpet!

*gathers them for the dustkin*

*places them near the edge of the bottom of the couch*

Here you go, guys! Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Except maybe GV.

Anonymous said...

Somebody here intends to purchase somebody else to fuck them in ass?



Where is this store you purchase people? Do they take trade ins?

Amyranth said...

They'll never get to sleep now J.

*eyes the small pile of colored marshmallows*

Anonymous said...

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/

Anonymous said...

Mayo is actually a frustrated comedian.

May 9, 2009 11:53 PM
"


Not enough people dipping into his condiment jar? A few quick dips
and a few slow ones
will get rid of all that frustration. ;)

elena said...

Hellllllooooooooo

Anonymous said...

Amy, ouch.

Original Punk J said...

That's ok, Amy, they can come up and play with Sparkle and Twinkle. The girls will probably talk them unconscious.

Amyranth said...

Hey Elena, what's up?

Anonymous said...

Be my guest 12:05. You can lick that slimy condiment all you like.

But he'll leave you with a bad aftertaste.

Anonymous said...

I thought that link was the place where you could purchase people. :(

Amyranth said...

They're getting to that age, aren't they J?

Gab, gab, gab..

Anonymous said...

What is your hang up with the dildo?
-------------------------------------

I like to know that too anon. People have different preferences. Me, I'd like to spank.

12:05,

Lol

Original Punk J said...

Hey Elena! Good to see you. How's Mom?

Anonymous said...

12:04

I'd like to know where that people purchasing store is too. I wonder if they have special seeeekrat presales.

You wanna barter if we can't find the store?

Anonymous said...

Most likely he'll just leave you.

Oh, I mean trade up of course.

Anonymous said...

Blogger Bleeding Chaos said...

What is your hang up with the dildo?
-------------------------------------

I like to know that too anon. People have different preferences. Me, I'd like to spank.

12:05,

Lol"



So why do the OPs get called out for the dildo thing with Frank but no one is calling out Kapunua about Jared Leto sex auction?

Anonymous said...

12:07,

Not to mention bad breath, I imagine. Eww.

Hey elena

Anonymous said...

I think 12:07 is offering to sell or barter for Mayo.

There's going to be a frenzy now.

Anonymous said...

So BC spanking?

Bare or not?

elena said...

Hi BC, Amy, J and various anons.

Uh mom is mom. (my eye is still twitching)

toujours said...

booyah! email is sent!

what the...?


*pulls sticky marshmallow-type things out of hair*



*looks sidelong at amyranth*




hi elena! thanks for the text today, it was good talking with you. :)

Anonymous said...

12:07 and 12:08 sounds like an unsatisfied costumer. Maybe you can get your money back.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I am not seeing anything about Jared Leto at a sex auction. What are you all talking about?

Anonymous said...

Oh, I mean trade up of course. Joke of the century

Anonymous said...

12:10,

Well, that depends on the shape and firmness of the ass, lol. There's one I'd like to hit, but sadly, I have to keep my impulses in check, for now >_<

Amyranth said...

:B Hiya Teej!

*waves*

What's this about a sex auction? Do you buy with sex, or pay in sex? If you get it wrong the first time, is there a do-over?

Inquiring minds want to know~

Anonymous said...

I thought it also depended on how naughty they have been BC :)

Anonymous said...

....and we have our first bidder!

clue said...

I didn't know you were so shy 11:55. I guess the courtyard is out of the question.

elena said...

Hey TJ

Good to talk to you too.

Anonymous said...

"Blogger Amyranth said...

:B Hiya Teej!

*waves*

What's this about a sex auction? Do you buy with sex, or pay in sex? If you get it wrong the first time, is there a do-over?

Inquiring minds want to know~

May 10, 2009 12:13 AM"


Amyranth, it is about Kapunua not getting called out on being "creepy" when she was writing about a sex auction with celebrities, when the OPs are always getting called "creepy" for wanting to have sex with Frank and hinting at a dildo.

toujours said...

an unsatisified costumer? what? did they run out of buttons? or is the trim stitched on wonky? or is the velvet actually velveteen?

Anonymous said...

12:14, haha that too!

Original Punk J said...

If I'm not mistaken, eBay's the place for sex auctions.

Why not? You can get everything else there. Clothes, knick-knacks, personalities, brains, blow-up dolls, ammunition, Jimmy Hoffa...

Anonymous said...

" Amyranth said...

:B Hiya Teej!

*waves*

What's this about a sex auction? Do you buy with sex, or pay in sex? If you get it wrong the first time, is there a do-over?
"


What I want to know is if we get to sample the merchandise first. You wouldn't want to go home with a pair of shoes that don't fit or will give you blisters. ;)

Anonymous said...

Toujours the longevity of the product did not meet the expectation. Must have been from China. Cheap.

Anonymous said...

Oh OPJ YOU are not allowed to talk about it. You are "creepy" if you talk about sex. Only Kapunua is allowed to talk about buying people at a sex auction.

There is a double standard going on here.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

What's this about a sex auction? Do you buy with sex, or pay in sex? If you get it wrong the first time, is there a do-over?"




I guess you would have to ask Kapunua. Since SHE was the one who brought up the idea.

Nope, not "Creepy" at all.

Anonymous said...

It's not that I'm shy, it's just that sometimes I get a little noisy. I wouldn't want anyone calling the police or anything.

Anonymous said...

I like sex.

Original Punk J said...

12.19, don't worry. I can talk about sex in other places, not just here. ;D

Besides, isn't it more healthy to talk about it than not? That's always been my philosophy.

Anonymous said...

Who doesn't like sex? I mean, seriously?

Anonymous said...

"Blogger Original Punk J said...

12.19, don't worry. I can talk about sex in other places, not just here. ;D"


But obviously, SHE is allowed to and no one seems to think that is wrong.

A sex auction? How is that right?

How is that ANY different for her to talk about her sex auction than you talking about sex with Frank?

Anonymous said...

Exactly 12:22.

Anonymous said...

12:16

Actually it all started with this comment pointing the finger at the OPs again.

We should thank 11 56 for the fun we're having because of that ridiculous comment.

" Anonymous said...

I don't think Kapunua intends to purchase Jared in order to fuck him in the ass with a strap-on.

May 9, 2009 11:56 PM
"

Anonymous said...

I'm still not seeing the Jared Leto sex auction comment anywhere, sorry.

toujours said...

Cheap goods would be disappointing, 12:18. But maybe there was damage in transit? It's better to pay extra for shipping & handling if it's somethign you really want, you know.





i have no idea what this metaphor is for. lol

Anonymous said...

How is that ANY different for her to talk about her sex auction than you talking about sex with Frank? It wasn't very descriptive, was it? Unlike someone else's imagination that got away...

Original Punk J said...

"More healthy"? WTF?

"HEALTHIER".

Gah, it's like I was raised by wolves or something. :D

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't bid on Jared Leto, not because he isn't good looking or anything. He just looks like he'd be a lousy lay.

Anonymous said...

We should thank 11 56 for the fun we're having because of that ridiculous comment.



Maybe we should pitch in and buy 11:56 a dildo.

Anonymous said...

There are pictures of random men on the walls and re-playing quietly in the background, a highly inappropriate dream about Denis Leary and a sex auction.

Anonymous said...

12:20,

My opinion, I don't think that's a bad thing. Not at all. I read an article the other day about some woman who was *too* loud, and the neighbors had to call the cops on her. I thought it was hilarious at first, but then I was thinking 'scream all you want. It's not like other women don't do it'

clue said...

I like sex. I've done it in the library, the billiards room, the kitchen and I'm working on doing it in the courtyard.

Anonymous said...

Since when is Jared Leto Dennis Leary?

Anonymous said...

That's right Toujours. I wouldn't want your pristine mind effected :)

Anonymous said...

Jared Leto probably WOULD be a lousy lay, and even if he was he still wouldn't be interested in someone like Kapu.

Anonymous said...

Clue,

You know what they say about people who talk about sex all the time...

Anonymous said...

Forgot about chipping in. I'll buy the damn dildo for them if it'll release enough of their anger and frustration to shut them up. Batteries included.

Anonymous said...

Hmm...I think this sex auction thing sound like a good idea.

Who would you bid on?

Anonymous said...

Umm, sex auction isn't exactly what I would call "beyond poetic".

toujours said...

it's actually a little smudgy, but i appreciate the assumption, 12:26!

Anonymous said...

No wait! You can't talk about it. It's only "not creepy" when Kapunua talks about it. Then it is OK.

Anonymous said...

What you think a fuck resolves all anger?

Anonymous said...

I would like to place a bid on Gerard Butler please.

toujours said...

12:27, what do they say about people who talk about sex all the time?

Amyranth said...

What I want to know is if we get to sample the merchandise first. You wouldn't want to go home with a pair of shoes that don't fit or will give you blisters. ;)
Sorry! I'm dyin over here! TTHAT WAS GOOD.

clue said...

Yes. They like it, they want it, they get it and they're not ashamed of it. They like playing and having fun too.

Which room did we miss?

Anonymous said...

Clue, good for you ^_^

12:28,

I'd bid on Gerard Butler, Alexander Skarsgard, Stephen Moyer(from True Blood) and maybe that dude who played Gambit in the Wolverine Origins movie, Taylor something. He's pretty hot.

Anonymous said...

they're not getting any

Amyranth said...

I'd place a bid, but I still need to know what the method of payment is!

Anonymous said...

Hairy palms. No, wrong story.

Anonymous said...

Now Gerard Butler...mmmmmmmmmmm

12:18 said...

Thanks Amy. I knew you would appreciate that one. ;)

Amyranth said...

Gerard Butler isn't bad. I'd hit whatshisname from Smallville.. Tom Welling?

Anonymous said...

I will trade a Gary busey for a Johnny Depp! Any takers?

Anonymous said...

Gerard Butler is simply gorgeous 12:32 ^_^

Anonymous said...

"maybe that dude who played Gambit in the Wolverine Origins movie, Taylor something. He's pretty hot."



Oh and of course wasn't she talking about his BIG STICK today, too.

Hmmm, no that is not "creepy" at all.

Amyranth said...

12:34, gotta catch 'em all?

"My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
"You wanna play cards?"
Damn right, I wanna play cards,
I can beat you, I've got Charizard.."

..

Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone ever watched The Tudors on HBO? That king was getting it on ;)

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

they're not getting any
"



No. That's Nancy Pelosi and her kind. The self righteous prudes who don't dare mention sex or anything sexual.

Anonymous said...

We still haven't done it in the Lounge. Or the Conservatory.

Are you up for it? ^_~

Original Punk J said...

Anonymous said...
What you think a fuck resolves all anger?

May 10, 2009 12:29 AM

No, but it sure goes a long way toward making you happier!
*******

"What I want to know is if we get to sample the merchandise first. You wouldn't want to go home with a pair of shoes that don't fit or will give you blisters. ;)"

The word "chafing" takes on a whole new meaning! Imagine the returns:

'Why are you returning your purchase?'
'Well, it doesn't fit, and it only gave me blisters.'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anonymous said...

Manly, manly, chunky thighs BC :)

Anonymous said...

I don't know. Johnny Depp is a bit too fey for my tastes. He does beat the hell out of Gary Busey, though.

Anonymous said...

Not true 12:36.

Anonymous said...

'Why are you returning your purchase?'
'Well, it doesn't fit, and it only gave me blisters.'

LOL! I want to return mine because it was not sturdy enough.

toujours said...

not getting any, huh. yep, that fits.

thanks, i'm just a poor little lamb that wandered into this wolve's den long ago and have been confused ever since!

*rustles bo peep skirts before sitting daintly on the couch*

Anonymous said...

12:37,

Give me manly, chunky thighs anytime anon. I like 'em nice and meaty ;D

Anonymous said...

Blisters? Eek, Valtrex time. :(

toujours said...

i just re-read my last comment and i'd like to make it clear that i was thinking of someone else entirely, and not making a reference to anyone on the blog, now or at any time since its inception.

Anonymous said...

Jason Statham. That is all.

Original Punk J said...

Oh, I still haven't listed my choices, have I?

Well, there's the obvious one.

Also: Kiefer Sutherland. Bono. Hugh Jackman. Simon le Bon. Dennis Quaid. Colin Farrell.

Maybe I should stop now.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

What you think a fuck resolves all anger?
"



Resolves the anger? No. But it is a great tension release and it might make them feel better about themselves. Especially if another real live human being is involved.

Like J said it sure can't hurt.

Amyranth said...

If you're getting blisters, you're doing it wrong.

But then again, doing it right means he can't walk once you've finished.

Anonymous said...

Just how do you sample the merchandise J?

Do you smell their skin? Run your hands over their chest and belly? Stroke their thighs. Cup their manly bits?

I'd like to know.

Anonymous said...

If you're getting blisters, it means you're doing it with Jared Leto. Boy's been around.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

Blisters? Eek, Valtrex time. :(
"


That's why a preview is required. ;)

Anonymous said...

"Blogger Original Punk J said...

Oh, I still haven't listed my choices, have I?

Well, there's the obvious one.

Also: Kiefer Sutherland. Bono. Hugh Jackman. Simon le Bon. Dennis Quaid. Colin Farrell.

Maybe I should stop now.

May 10, 2009 12:42 AM"


You ARE allowed to say you'll fuck Frank. It really is NOT creepy or illegal.

Anonymous said...

I call dibs on that drummer from King of Leon!

clue said...

The conversatory was the first room we hit 12:36.

I'll be in the courtyard.

Original Punk J said...

First 12.44, you should ask the anon who asked about it in the first place. I'm just goin' along for the ride. ;)

Second 12.44, amen!

TJ...you can't fool us, we see you under those taffeta skirts, lusting after...the New Man! heeheehee

toujours said...

be careful, j.! yasmin will beat you up if you try to buy simon. ;)

Anonymous said...

12:44

A thorough examination would be required for JL. Blood tests too.

Anonymous said...

I call dibs on that drummer from King of Leon!
---------------------------------

Aw fuck! You bet me to him anon, because I'd totally hit that ^_^

Anonymous said...

Maybe we could get a 1 week free trial. If you are not satisfied simply return your order and get your money back.

toujours said...

j.! you found me out! *big grin*

Original Punk J said...

First 12.46, everybody knows that, so I felt it didn't need repeating! :)

Amyranth said...

I'm throwing my hat in the ring for Robert Pattinson, Masi Oka, Tobey Maguire, and Justin Timberlake.

Anonymous said...

If we're talking Twilight guys, I want Jackson Rathbone. He's purdy.

Amyranth said...

12:52, he's not bad. I like that Kellan guy too, makes me think of the hot guy in high school that everyone wanted. He just gives off that vibe to me.

Anonymous said...

12:50

I like that idea. How many 1 week free trials are we allowed? Can we go back to the first one if we decide they were the best fit?

Original Punk J said...

So Amy, you agree with JT, that he's bringing sex back?

Honestly, I never thought it was gone, but who knows?

"Found you out", TJ? Aw Hell, I knew that a loooooooooong time ago! :D

I like the one-week trial idea, Anon. Return options could be either money back or an even trade-out.

Anonymous said...

Everyone in Twilight was purdy. Too bad that film sucked so hard.

Anonymous said...

BC's going to have to fight for that kol drummer.

toujours said...

Everyone in Twilight was purdy. Too bad that film sucked so hard.

actually, for a vampire movie, it didn't suck enough.

Anonymous said...

I like that idea. How many 1 week free trials are we allowed? Can we go back to the first one if we decide they were the best fit?


Yes, all you do is pay for shipping and of course...handling ^_~

Anonymous said...

Justin Timberlake rocked SNL again.

Amyranth said...

J, sexy never left, but he can bring it around any time he likes!

12:54 - it would have been better if the main female lead could act, instead of choking on her lines like they were vomit.

Anonymous said...

Justin is sexy. I wouldn't do him though.

I didn't picture Amy as the JT type.

toujours said...

j., i was innocent until you and elena corrupted me! D:

Anonymous said...

How much is it to ship and handle a person from the people selling store? I'm trying to figure how many free trials I can afford. ;)

Anonymous said...

Twilight, I mentioned this before but the Cam guy who played James is pretty hot.

12:55,

Lol, I could, but I gotz a bass player that needs defending. I just can't say no to gorgeous blond hair and meaty, tattooed body of his.

Amyranth said...

12:57, I didn't picture me as the JT type either. He was the smarmiest boybander I ever saw in my life, until he came out with his own stuff, and it wasn't half bad. I was shocked at myself.

Anonymous said...

KStew was pretty bad, Amy. Especially during that scene in the hospital when she was trying to tell Edward that he couldn't leave her and she was like, "What...you can't...I mean...how could you...just...after everything...what...no...just...no..."

I wanted to yell, "Spit that shit out, girl!"

Anonymous said...

How much is it to ship and handle a person from the people selling store?



It varies. It depends on the length of the package.

Amyranth said...

TESTIFY 1:01!!!

God, if you were so horrified at the script that it made you GAG, you should have turned it down!

She did really well whenever she had to film with Jacob, and if she could have acted similarly with Edward, it would have been a not bad movie.

But no. Bella had to become a gibbering mouthbreather. Everyone else was fine, bland, but fine.

Anonymous said...

I think finding out that JT had a good sense of humor and an ability to make fun of himself made him a lot sexier to me, and I do like his solo music too.

Anonymous said...

. I was shocked at myself.


Is he your guily pleasure? Who is everyone's guilty pleasure? I mean someone that you keep to yourself because you are embarrassed.

Amyranth said...

1:03, a major yes on the sense of humor. Dick in a Box anyone?

And the music was a big one for me too. 3 years after his first solo came out, I did go and buy it and I really enjoy it. I need to grab FutureSex sometime too.

Original Punk J said...

TJ, don't be lyin' like that, woman, it scares me. O_o

;D

"Purdy" is great, don't get me wrong, but I've gotta have brains behind that purdy or it's a no-go.

Anonymous said...

"It varies. It depends on the length of the package.

May 10, 2009 1:03 AM
"


:)
I'm willing to pay for an extra inch or two. I'll even splurge on overnight shipping if what the catalogue shows is true to life.

Anonymous said...

They did a Mother's Day song tonight, Amy, check out YouTube for "Motherlover."

Anonymous said...

the comments here haven't moved this fast in a long time. :)

Original Punk J said...

"Is he your guily pleasure? Who is everyone's guilty pleasure? I mean someone that you keep to yourself because you are embarrassed."

Um, if we told, what would be the point of keeping it to ourselves because we're embarrassed? Wouldn't we be MORE embarrassed if we told?

Just puttin' that out there.

Amyranth said...

They don't have it up yet Anon, but it's not midnight my time either, I'll probably catch it here in an hour or so.

I showed my mom the Single Ladies video and she killed herself laughing.

toujours said...

aawwww, sorry, j. ;)

tbh, i was born dirty. it was my idea to use playboy magazine as the model for our high school senior yearbook. *heh*

Anonymous said...

I'm willing to pay for an extra inch or two. I'll even splurge on overnight shipping if what the catalogue shows is true to life

Just be sure to order it in spring. In the winter there may be shrinkage.

Amyranth said...

J, I'd never admit to anyone face-to-face that I listen to JT while I'm doing the dishes.

But online? Yeah, that's fine.

Anonymous said...

Amy, anon, you gave me a few reasons even not to go see Twilight. Thank you :)

Amyranth said...

Just be sure to order it in spring. In the winter there may be shrinkage.

Object under the tree may be smaller than it appears?

Amyranth said...

BC, don't waste your money. Borrow it from someone else.

Anonymous said...

Object under the tree may be smaller than it appears?

Exactly. It never looks like what you see on T.V. or magazines.

Anonymous said...

Is he your guily pleasure? Who is everyone's guilty pleasure? I mean someone that you keep to yourself because you are embarrassed.
------------------------------------

Damn, that's a hard one. Hmmm....See I just get a bit excited or aroused whenever I see a hot new musician or actor popping up into my radar, and that's been happening a lot lately, so it's hard to decide :/

Anonymous said...

Twilight is much better if you drink a bottle of wine before you watch it.

Seriously. When Edward says, "You're like my own personal brand of heroin" to Bella, you'll find yourself rolling on the floor.
^_~

Amyranth said...

I honestly think they could have just removed Bella from the movie altogether, and it would have made it that much better.

Although the scenes where he's running through the woods with Bella on his back? Yeah, that shit was GOLD. His body is moving at normal running speed, but his legs are Luigi from Super Mario 2.

Original Punk J said...

There has not been one single comment about "Twilight" that makes me want either to read it or see it. It actually sounds like it would've been a good candidate for Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

As Crow said once, "Please kill me."

Laurell K. Hamilton still rules the Land of Vampire Novels.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and Vampire Baseball? Please.

Damn them to hell for forever ruining Supermassive Black Hole for me!

Anonymous said...

Mine is the guy from Hinder. I know,I know. Don't laugh! LOL! It is something about the way he flails his hand around that makes him sexy. *ducks head* Who through that shoe at me! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Vampire Baseball. That's so lame. Can you imagine a group of bloodsuckers playing that shit?

Real vampires would go out and suck the blood off their victims and rip their throats out.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Object under the tree may be smaller than it appears?

Exactly. It never looks like what you see on T.V. or magazines.
Who cares as long as it functions properly and comes with the right things attached. Some things look much better when you see them up close and in living color.

Anonymous said...

Gotta call it a night. Maybe i will have sweet dreams about sex auctions and finally get that divorce from Gary tonight! Later.

Anonymous said...

Lulz. Hope Gary morphs into Johnny Depp for you tonight. :D

Amyranth said...

They can only play during thunderstorms, because they hit the ball so hard it sounds like thunder.

You know, like any MLB player worth his salt. *rolls her eyes*

BC, can we say Night World did it better?

Amyranth said...

1:26, you need the Golden Ticket!

*slides an envelope across the table*

Anonymous said...

*staggers in from the courtyard*

Can anybody point me in the direction of the lounge?

Amyranth said...

*points*

Third door on your left at the back of the house leads to the courtyard.

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Mrs Busey! And good luck with that divorce.

Vampire baseball? Bats? Fly balls?

Makes me think of the Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs stays at a castle that he thinks is a hotel, and the vampire keeps trying to get him. Remember near the end, when Bugs turns into an umpire? There ya go.

1.23, you're right. There ARE some of us who believe that size ain't everything, and sometimes bigger IS NOT BETTER. :D

toujours said...

amyranth, the courtyard is now checked off their list.

*gently steers the anon toward the east wing of the castle*

third hallway, the one with the green wallpaper.

enjoy. ;)

Anonymous said...

Amy, yes we can!

Goodnight and good luck with divorcing gary busey anon ^_^

clue said...

*come in behind 1:28*

The lounge? Good idea. I think I'm starting to dehydrate. Can I have extra ice?

toujours said...

urk. i think i'm starting to fall asleep.

see you guys later! sweet dreams, everyone. :)

Anonymous said...

Goodnight tj sweet dreams

Anonymous said...

BC, it's like a lock and Key.

Everything has it's perfect matching partner, size or not.

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight TJ, see you later!

Anonymous said...

If Jared Leto went to manwhore school, so did most of his rock compatriots.

Anonymous said...

Most of JL's rock compatriots had enough sense not to fuck T Tequila and L Lohan.

Anonymous said...

1:47, that's an interesting way of putting it, but it's true.

Anonymous said...

all

Anonymous said...

You're right anon.

They aim high. They go for poultry lovers.

Anonymous said...

you need is

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