I recently received a text message from a very good friend:
“You watch grinch? What the fuck are they singing?”
I replied:
“Been a while: Ah-boo-doe-ray, Ah-boo-doe-ray. Or something like that. But what I really wanna know is why santa is such a dick to rudolph.”
This was my friends reply:
“Donner a dick too.”
And because I can’t let anything go without an overdone, unnecessary, crack-pot analysis, I replied again:
“Yeah, what up with that. Nice message to send kids…youre different and I dont like you, so fuck you until I need you to pull my sleigh. Then I like you. Santa almost push rudolph over the edge.”
My friend was probably thinking "Why did I even ask?"
But, yeah Santa is pretty much a dick to Rudolph. I believe he says something to the effect of "Pity, and he had potential, too.” And my friend was right, Donner was a dick. Desperate to prove himself a worthy sperm donor, he makes Rudolph cover up his depreciatory genetic mutation. Explaining to his son that there are more important things in life than comfort, like self-respect.
The message: If you don't fit in, you aren't worth shit. So suck it up until you either fit in or someone needs you for something.
And then everyone tries to take it back and pin the "reindeer of the year" award on Rudolph. Kids have to see through that.
(Clarice knew what was up, though. Right from the beginning she knew Rudolph was the shit.)
So, I say to Santa and the rest of the fuckers in this world...just because someone doesn’t fit your image of what “a something” should be you think that they are incapable? Not worthy? Without feelings?
"Just wait, and watch your back."
And, of course I had to look that shit up, so here it is:
Welcome Christmas
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Christmas,
Come this way!
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Christmas,
Christmas Day.
Welcome, Welcome
Fah who rah-moose
Welcome, Welcome
Dah who dah-moose
Christmas day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome, welcome Christmas
Welcome, welcome Christmas
Day
Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss.
http://www.seuss.org/seuss/welcome.xmas.html
p.s. a lifetime supply of it.
(poke)
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Oh FASC, I'm so sorry! I just popped in and I didn't know it was so close to the new page.
OMG
Have you all seen the new Burger King commercial for their new perfume "Flame"?
Okay so do you really wanna smell like meat?
Go to Youtube and put in Burger King Flame ...it's disturbing.
hahahahaha!
i love you really. no i do!! big time, but i had 4 window thingys open for that fucker!!
Just wanted to say that i had my interview for the dance teaching job today and I'm thinking maybe it went well? It seemed like it did. I guess we'll see next month!
And right now I'm cooking dinner and re-playing RE4. Yes! Been a long time since I've killed zombies and it feels good. ^_^
LOL FASC.
Hiya K sweetie, how are you?
Aww FASC, sozzy! Such rotten timing I have. ^_^
Hey Misty!
Elena, I'm so sure I don't want to smell like a burger it isn't even true. I think that would only attract carnivores who might not have sexytime on their minds.
Hiya Elena sweetie, how are you?
Hey, good luck with K. I'm sure you did do well.
no it's fine really K. i always kinda know something will go wrong, it makes it sexcting!!
miss T! fucking hell it drags on and on!
elena hello i'll go look.
Hey everyone
Yeah I want to know what you think FASC
Good, Misty, although I have a bitch of a cold which is like hot metal spikes in my sinuses. How are ya?
HOLY CRIZZAP we are having a huge snowstorm tomorrow. O_O
YAY!
Oh FASC, I just remembered you were Vincent Valentine and I almost snogged you.
Oh no, I hope you feel better soon K.
Wow on the snowstorm though. Even though we are on the penines (the hills sometimes called the backbone of britain), I haven't seen any snow worth mentioning.
miss T! fucking hell it drags on and on!
Damn fucking right it does. And on and on and on.
Just wanted to say that i had my interview for the dance teaching job today and I'm thinking maybe it went well? It seemed like it did. I guess we'll see next month!
great K!
hope you feel better soon.
elena is this it? i don't understand exactly? yes i know i am stupid but i blame it on not coming from the same country as you? i don't know who the director, actress or guy with masky thing is actually meant to be??!
hi elena misst fasc K
Fasc you waz cheated!!! lol hope your son get's better quick, just try and keep him cool
good luck with it K
missT what shame! but at least they'll give it another go
elena I saw that on a morning show yesterday, do not want a perfume by a food outlet, seriously
Oh FASC, I just remembered you were Vincent Valentine and I almost snogged you.
when/where/how?
And on and on and on.
and ariston
The guy is the mask is "Burger King". He's the restaurant’s mascot.
People are talking about this all over. Perfume with a hint of flame broiled meat...LOL
hi there ergo!!
and thank you.
i read you are away for a few then back and then away for a week!
woah, i feel withdrawal tremors coming on!!
Hey Ergo
What you don't wanna smell like meat? Really? Imagine that.
People are talking about this all over. Perfume with a hint of flame broiled meat...LOL
oh i get it! wasted on anyone in the UK sadly!
hope you are doing good anyway elena?!
LOL FASC.
Elena, is that advert FASC just linked the one? That's quite creepy actually.
Hiya Ergo, how are you sweetie?
I guess that's true. But like FASC says, it does go on and on.
sure am fasc, we are driving up today(4 1/2 hrs) for my cousins graduation , it's tomorrow night
then we are back for a couple of days then driving down (lie 12 hrs) to hubby'd dad's for xmas for about a week
Even though we are on the penines
I totally read that wrong.
FASC, you were Vincent in the quiz you took, right? That's what I was just thinking of. :)
GOD! Everytime I think my comment went through I switch back to see that it didn't. >_<
It is creepy isn't it MissT?
elena, my problem would also be, if I smell flame cooked meat, I would assume there would be flame grilled meat somewhere in my near future, I would be very disappointed to find it was just some guy with perfume, unless he was holding said flame grilled meat, then perfume becomes redundant
FASC, you were Vincent in the quiz you took, right? That's what I was just thinking of. :)
oh don't worry i am defo him K!!
i just wondered if you had had a recent dream about me??!! just wanted to know the details.
ergo that is a shit load of driving you poor thing!!
go safe!!
right sorry guys! gotta fly!
fingers crossed for some sleep tonight!! mr bloke is poorly. he never gets ill but he has the aches and a cold. just like my boy. but that means he will not get up at all for the lad in the night. i get that, but well i'm just feeling a little apprehensive about what the night will bring!!
no worries!!
love to you all.
mayo and SS *hugs*
thank you fasc!
one problem with Oz is it's so fucking big!!
Nighty night FASC sweetie.
Take care.
Even though we are on the penines
I totally read that wrong.
You are a pervy one indeed K.
Hey, I was comment 1234
one problem with Oz is it's so fucking big!!
one problem with the UK, it's so fucking teeny tiny!!
take care ergo, we will miss you.
really gone now!
♥
goodnight fasc, hope you get some rest, and that mr bloke and your son recover quickly
having your kid sick is the worst, even if they are asleep you don't 'cause you worry.
Hey, I was comment 1234
cool!
byeeeeeeee
Bye FASC! ^_^ Hope your bebe is feeling better.
Yeah Ergo, you take care on your travels. And we will miss you.
thanks missT I'll miss everyone here too
Well, goodnight blog.
I hope you all have a great weekend. We'll be busy doing last minute crimbo stuff.
Take care everyone.
xxxxx
Bye MissT and FASC
Sorry my Internet went out for a bit. Take care.
wonder if you smell like meat you'd find yourself followed by a lot of dogs?
and there is a pic on twitter of the MCR guys in a games room and Ray is standing by another taller guy, and there are comments like "oh my god has Ray shrunk? I thought he was so tall", I'm sure they don't realise how inane they sound. He's averagely tall, not "so tall" I have a friend who is 6 foot 7, THAT is "So tall"! And "where is Frank?" who I assume took the pic, seeing as he posted it so therefore maybe - behind the camera???
But the best comment says "Bob's bread is back!" I wasn't aware Bob had bread loss but I sure am glad he's got it back
goodnight missT sweet dreams and have a good day
:[ no one to talk to
MYA!!
I got your parcel and I can smell it before I've opened it
I'm opening it now!!
thank you for the soaps!!
they smell beautiful! can't wait to use them
my daughter thinks they smell great too
Wonder what kind of bread Bob has?
me too elena, I am just really relieved it's back, he must have been bereft without it!
Poor Bob..
Breadless
What is this world coming to?
Maybe the rest of the guys took up a collection and bought him some bread. Perhaps Gerard gave him some bread when he went there to visit.
Wait I just looked at the picture.
Bob has been out cutting trees. He's a lumberjack and they paid him with bread.
but what if he liked wholegrain and all they had was white...or vice versa?
what if he craved pumpernickel?? or rye??? or soy and linseed???????
he does look lumberjacky again.
good ol Bob, out felling some pines, coming in for his bread and computer game break...
Holy crap this ice storm has thunder.
Wonder how long till the Internet goes?
maybe the ice storm didn't read the memo?
*Dear storm, today you shall contain ice, not lightning and thunder, yours sincerely, God*
hope your net doesn't go!
Ergo
I hope so too. I'm in the middle of listing comics.
So what's new with you?
not a lot, have to go to town soon, then packing to go after lunch sometime
The eyes are not here
There are no eyes here
In this valley of dying stars
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
off to town
Silent Bob here's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. The mother fucker's like MacGyver. No, the mother fucker's *better than* MacGyver.
But that's not how it started, Elliot. ;)
-night
You know him too? That fucking guy. Made this flick "16 Candles" right? Not bad it's got tits in it, but no bush. Of course Ebert over here don't give a shit about that stuff cause he's all in love with this John Hughes guy and rents every one of his movies. Fucking "Breakfast Club" all these stupid kids actually show up to detention, fucking "Weird Science" where this one chick wants to take off her gear and get down, but aw, no she don't cause it's a PG movie, and then there's "Pretty In Pink" which I can't watch with this tubby muthafucker any more, because everytime we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little eight-year-old with a skinned knee and shit. And nothing is worse then watching a fat man weep.
We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?
Smoke that motherfucker like it aint no thang!
Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know.
Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
Mayooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch!
Mayo,
Did you know that all day today I kept imagining myself poppin' folks with rubberbands right between their eyes?
POW!
POW!
POP!
SNAP!
Hehehehhehe! Muwahahahaha! HA! HA!
Ready, Aim, Fire!
Dude, do you know the kind of damage a rubberband can do? It's brutal!
Just letting ya know...
Mayo,
Dude.
I didn't tell you about the guy that ripped the sink off the wall in the public restroom that is right next to office, did I? Ha. He totally did. I wasn't there. Damn. From what I hear, there was yucky toilet water flowing into my office. I just want to know what the hell he was doing, ya know? Makes ya wonder. O_o
SS,
What ya up to? Huh? Yanked any sinks out of the wall lately? Hahaha. Miss ya!
Snootch to the motherfuckin' nootch!
Heh-heh. That makes me laugh way more than it should. :)
I think he was turning into the Hulk.
But, that's just me.
I'm about to shut down the computer and head off, see you all in a couple of days, have lovely fridays and great weekends
you too Mayo and SS
love ya!!
♥xx♥
Anyone here?
Ergo, wherever you're going, stay safe and have fun, if possible :)
I already miss Ergo!
The ice storm is officially here. School is already canceled for tomorrow. Ice covering everything. The power is already flickering.
Hey Mayo....I probably won't get to tell you goodnight....so goodnight.
I'll come back if I can later.
*busts through the goddamn wall*
OOOOOHHHH....
Nuts.
Sorry about the mess there, folks. Err, I'll help you vacuum it up or something.
I'm trying to be a less destructive refreshment, just to see how that works out.
It seriously must be all the sugar in me that gets me so hyper, wrecking your home and all of that. I mean you never see glasses of water acting this way.
*sits in a comfy chair wearing a Diana Ross wig*
*sips delicately on own self*
So, maybe you have nine lives. But it doesn't matter now, Mr. Kennedy! I've sent my right hand to dispose of you!
Your right hand comes off?
Mr. Kennedy, would you care for a sip of me?
O_O
Well, okay.
All that running around rural Spain and ending up in really pad internet porn.
I mean why did they have to put tentacles into the canon plot? That's just porn-bait.
*drinks Kool Aid*
AHA! You fell for my clever trap and you drank the Kool Aid! Now you are ONE OF THEM.
This is no ritual. It's terrorism!
Family Guy was a repeat that I saw the other day, the first one. But here's one I haven't seen yet I think. Maybe?
Hey K
Hi Elena, I went to watch Family Guy, it was pretty funny.
hey, thanks for the snow! Looks like we're having a storm tomorrow! :D
I love Family Guy too.
Pretty sure I've seen every episode
I've only seen a couple and it usually gives me some giggles before I turn in. :)
My dogs are so retarded. >_<
It gives me lots of giggles.
I love Glenn Quagmire.
Hi, Guys!
A Big Thank YOU! to the OPs for my Christmas pressies! I LOVE them! It was so thoughtful of you!
To Ergo and Miss T and Wendy and BC... All who have received my gifts: USE them! Do not be afraid because they are so "pretty"! You know where to get more! LOL!
To Elena: I will keep my fingers crossed that you don't lose power! But, it you do, I hope you have a gas fireplace, or a generator! Stay warm and safe!
Love to you all!
Hiya Mya!
OMG Elena, I hate Quagmire! I think he reminds me of Dr. Douche, the ex boss. Kinda looks like him, kinda acts like him. >_<
I like Stewie and that guy who does that hilarious voice that always sends me into fits of giggles. And I think Lois is the bomb. :)
Hey Mya
Good to see you. Yeah we have a generator but it's not set up. That really helps. LOL
Hi, Kapunua and Elena!
Elena, don't you think it may be time to set it up? Better safet than sorry!
Kapunua, my doggie is still having "flea dirt" and I am finding the occassional flea on her! It is driving me crazy!
I love when Stewie talks to Brian about the novel he's writing.
"How's that novel coming along?"
The nerve! I hate a flea!
Anybody watching Jim Carrey's Grinch?
'Lener, you got your gift from me yet?
And by the way, tell your Mom that we ARE adorable elfs!
Elena, that cracks me up!
Mya, did you get that Frontline stuff? Also, a bath might get rid of a lot of it, but you can't give the bath three days before or three days after using topical flea and tick stuff. The oil in the dog's coat is what spreads the anti-flea stuff to its whole body.
Frontline really should have taken care of that; sounds like you've got a stubborn problem there.
We are indeed, Mya
This is pissing me off, everytime I press "publish your comment" and look at my different browser, i think the comment has gone through, only to find out it hasn't. >_<
I haven't gotten my soap yet, Mya. But our mail here is very slow...
Yes, I use Frontline! This is the first problem we've ever had!
It isn't as bad as it was a few weeks ago. I'm not feeling like I'm being eaten up anymore.
I'm seeing a lot of Gerard mannerisms in Jim Carrey's Grinch! Isn't that odd?
Hmm, that's a really sucky situation. I loathe fleas and other parasites. They shouldn't even be re-infesting because Frontline is supposed to stop them from even breeding in the first place, even in other places inside the house or even outside of it!
Mya, look into Capstar. It's a pill, and it works within a few hours, at least from what I've seen.
The fleas are probably in the yard somewhere... Bastards!
I will look into Capstar. Thanks!
Oh, I'm finished with my shopping! YAY! I'm waiting on a few things that I"ve ordered to come in to wrap, but I'm finished except for the wrapping!
Good luck! Capstar's pretty good, you might have better luck with that.
Me, I'm going to bed with my stupid nasty head-cold.
Good night you guys!
I gotta go to bed too...
HOpe you get over it soon, Kapunua!
Elena, stay safe and warm!
Night K and Mya
Sweet dreams
The stars at night are big and bright
Deep in the heart of Texas
The prairie sky is wide and high
Deep in the heart of Texas
The sage in bloom is like perfume
Deep in the heart of Texas
Reminds me of the one that I love
Deep in the heart of Texas
The coyotes wail along the trail
Deep in the heart of Texas
The rabbits rush around the brush
Deep in the heart of Texas
The cowboys cry, "Ki yippee yi!"
Deep in the heart of Texas
The dogies bawl and bawl and bawl
Deep in the heart of Texas
The stars at night are big and bright
Deep in the heart of Texas
The prairie sky is wide and high
Deep in the heart of Texas
Deep in the heart of Texas
Deep in the heart of Texas
Deep in the heart of Texas
Deep in the heart of Texas
__________________________---
Sorry that's stuck in my head and I don't know why.
There's a yellow rose of Texas
That I am going to see
No other soldier knows her
No soldier, only me.
She cried so when I left her
It like to broke my heart
And if I ever find her
We never more will part.
She's the sweetest rose of color
This soldier ever knew
Her eyes are bright as diamonds
They sparkle like the dew.
You may talk about your dearest May
And sing of Rosa Lee
But the Yellow Rose of Texas
Beats the belles of Tennessee.
Oh, my heart is feeling weary
And my head is hanging low
I'm goin' back to Georgy
To find my Uncle Joe.
You may talk about your Beauregard
And sing of Bobby Lee
But the Gallant Hood of Texas
He raised Hell in Tennessee.
Goodnite :)
Hey Mayo
Yeah I know you're not here but I'm bored so I figure I'll just talk to you. Okay that sounded kinda rude, didn't it? Like there is no one here to talk to so I guess I'll talk to him. He's like my only option. I did not want it to sound like that. I simply meant that since no one else was around I would bend your ear. And yet another stupid sounding saying...Bend your ear. As if someone's ear actually bends while you're talking to them. Well would you look at that. I've just wasted a whole lot of space saying nothing. I am so bored.
Oh hey anon
Oh more Texas lyrics, thanks!!
I like Texas
Mayo
Well crap. The blue lights on my HN7000S are starting to slow down. Note how I know the numbers, this is because every time my Internet shits I have to call them and the first thing they ask is for those numbers. I call them a lot. Anyway, the fact that they aren’t blinking means my Internet is going to go bye bye soon. Probably because of the ice build up on the dish. Believe me we have a lot of ice. Guess I won’t open the bookstore tomorrow. What would be the point? No one will be out in this shit. But losing a day this time of year ain’t good. Guess I’ll just have to sell a lot more books on Saturday. That means I must remember to be very nice and pleasant and not to roll my eyes at customers. That’s not gonna be easy but I can do it. At least I think I can.
Anyway I just noticed that two of the lights aren’t blinking so chances are this won’t get posted. No great loss there, I know. But I should try cause I always want you to know I’m around and thinking about you. Take care.
Night Mayo
Elena (flashing blue lights, sounds like I get my Internet from K-Mart)
Goodnight anon. Goodnight elena, stay safe!
Oh one more thing, Mayo
TJ wants me to tell you goodnight from her too.
Night BC, I just saw you peek in.
So, SS...
What do you want to find in your stocking this Christmas? Have you been a good boy? Not too naughty?
Yeah, I know what you're thinking... ;)
Goodnight, baby. I love you.
My heart to yours, always.
just a quick in and out!
good morning mayo, SS and absolutely everybody else!
goodnight OPJ, BC and elena.
update on my little boy incase anyone is interested.
he is dosed up to the nines! (what does that mean exactly?) but doing OK. not gone to pre school this morning, obviously, and it's a shame cos it was his Xmas play thingy today but he'll have to miss it. i don't think he cares much, he looks all pale and sad!
and i only had to get up twice in the night. it could have been so much worse!
anyway have fabulous fridays everyone!
6 days til Christmas!!!
and for anyone still interested in MCR this pic is from yesterday at the MB2 raceway in Sylmar. (i presume that is in LA then?)
don't know who the guy inbetween Bob and Frank is?
and they appear to be wearing regulation scarves! haha!
right gotta go!
mikey: Patiently waiting for the Kool Aid Man to burst through my wall...
hmmmmm
let me guess...just another coincidence? i've come to the conclusion that it's the anons who keep refusing to accept the identity of our secret bloggers (even when everything points to them being who we think they are) that are deluding themselves.
O_o
The secret is out.
I'm Mikey Way.
You guys, look at the albino raccoon!
AWWWWW!
Hey everyone..
Well we didn't lose power and the ice is starting to melt. Yep, the old saying "If you don't like the weather here just stick around a couple of hours" is so true. It feels almost warm outside.
FASC - glad your little one is doing better but that really sucks to miss a Christmas party. Please give him a hug for me. And thanks for posting the picture. You always find such good ones!
Okay back to work on the comics. Only about 300 more to go. Take care.
Good morning/afternoon/evening Mayo, SS, FASC, Elena, Ergo (who is missed already), Sweetcheeks, Amy, Mya, K; various anons, watchers and lurkers; everyone!
How are you all today? Better than yesterday, I hope!
I have just returned from the doctor's office. I have 2 nice, new prescriptions (that should fix this fire engine red throat of mine in time to hop on a plane ~ shortly after Christmas).
FASC: I hope your little one gets all better soon. 'Tis the season for germs, apparently! When a little one is sick you just feel so helpless....
You take care of yourself too!!!
Mya: I'm with you. I hate fleas!!!! Yes, hate them with a passion. Good for nothing blood sucking, disease spreading parasites! I use advantage on my doggies. I haven't seen a doggie flea in years. The kitties get frontline. Haven't seen a kitty flea in years either. THANK GOODNESS!
Sweetcheeks: How are you feeling today? Are you still thinking of getting that tattoo? I think tattoo artists should be allowed to adminster laughing gas!
Elena: I hope you're staying warm! I am. Between the temperature outside and the fever, I'm more than warm enough for the both or us, me thinks!
I'm off now. Must shop! ;)
Have a great day, everyone!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Hi PJ, Redrum, Jade, Cupcake and Miss T!
GW narrates on a short Creepy Christmasfilm for Glass Eye Pix here.
Info about that here.
Sweetcheeks: How are you feeling today? Are you still thinking of getting that tattoo? I think tattoo artists should be allowed to adminster laughing gas!
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Hi there sugarplum. What's this I hear about you having a really red throat? It doesn't hurt or anything, does it? I hope you're getting that taken care of.
I'm doing okay, just tired of the crappy snowy weather :/
As for that tattoo, I told a friend I was seriously considering getting it on my 25th b-day, because the eating out and shopping thing is a bit passe for me. I should have enough money by then to get one. I have a picture of what I want posted on my blog.
As for laughing gas, ha, I wish!
You're never gonna guess what happened. Last night I was talking to a guy who went to the same high school I did, and he asked me if we could meet up sometime. The only thing I have to say is that he's pretty cute. He does have a few piercings though, but I don't care.
The gist is, should I say yes...or no?
And a big hello to anyone here. I am off for now. Later!
fuck me it's quiet in here!
BC hello!
wendy hope you feel better and thanks for your concerns re my lad.
elena will do and thank you!
i feel poorly! i am achey and tickly coughing! it's gonna drive me crazy when i lie down i just know!!
the lad got all hot again approaching bedtime. middle child has her bro's illness now! super!
Ok i am not stopping. love to you all!
mayo i did a tiny bit of backreading of your older posts earlier and i totally get you more now than i ever did?? i have mentioned that before but i am slowly learning Mayonese!! OK now i bet the next post totally baffles me!!
take care Mr Mayonaise!
you too SS!
♥ to everybody!
that should have read
♥'s to everbody!!
oh for fucks sake!!
♥'s to everYbody
i knew the fucker looked wrong!!
Why?
I just don't understand.
I don't understand it either, Smoke.
hi all hit and run hello
got here safe, off to shop and swim ad then to graduation
love to all ♥xx♥
That is so sad. I have been following the story from the start. I don't see how anyone could do that.It just seems impossible. I'm glad they found the body. Just wondering if she could be dead or alive must have been so hard on her grandparents. The mother cannot be in her right mind to do this to her child.I really hope that she quits lying and tells the truth
Hello
Anyone home?
If she didn't want caylee, why didn't she just give her to the grandparents? I think she was so selfish, because if she did that,she would look a bad mom. But to kill her, i don't know...maybe she wanted all of their attention. It's crazy. Who knows what she was thinking.I think the child should of been taking away from her mom a long time ago. Surely, the parents knew how unstable their daughter was.It's sad all the way around.
Winter Night
It snowed and snowed ,the whole world over,
Snow swept the world from end to end.
A candle burned on the table;
A candle burned.
As during summer midges swarm
To beat their wings against a flame
Out in the yard the snowflakes swarmed
To beat against the window pane
The blizzard sculptured on the glass
Designs of arrows and of whorls.
A candle burned on the table;
A candle burned.
Distorted shadows fell
Upon the lighted ceiling:
Shadows of crossed arms,of crossed legs-
Of crossed destiny.
Two tiny shoes fell to the floor
And thudded.
A candle on a nightstand shed wax tears
Upon a dress.
All things vanished within
The snowy murk-white,hoary.
A candle burned on the table;
A candle burned.
A corner draft fluttered the flame
And the white fever of temptation
Upswept its angel wings that cast
A cruciform shadow
It snowed hard throughout the month
Of February, and almost constantly
A candle burned on the table;
A candle burned.
Boris Pasternak
Anyone here?
Hey BC
I was starting to think that everyone had disappeared from the face of the earth.
How are you tonight?
Hi there elena, I'm doing alright, just a bit headicky.
How are you? Is the weather bad overthere?
I'm okay, thanks
The weather isn't too bad. Problem is some of the ice melted today but now the temp has dropped again and it's back to ice.
That's good.
Sucks about the ice though. We had salt trucks driving through me most of last night and today too :/
I'm so ready for Spring.
Elena, me too! I'm already hating winter already.
I took spring for granted :/
I came to the conclusion that I liked Winter when I was little because I never go to go out in the snow. I was always sick. So I just thought it was wonderful. Now, not so much.
Today I really didn't have anywhere I had to go but I was so tired of being in the house that I just took off.
I like it better when the weather is nice so I can just take off and not have to worry about ice and snow.
I agree elena. That's what I don't like about winter. The less active you become when the season arrives.
Staying at home all throughout the season can make you feel trapped in a way.
Well, at least we have close to two more months left
Let's just keep our fingers crossed for an early Spring.
Yeah I hope too.
I read in the almanac at the store a while back that said that this winter was supposed to be colder than last year's :/
According to the Wooly Worms it's gonna be really cold.
Yep, I really do look at the Wooly Worms. Unfortunately they are usually right.
That sucks elena, but don't worry, we got only two more months left of this miserable weather left.
Then, it will be spring showers, sunny days, and nicer weather :)
SS! *big hug*
Are you ready for Christmas yet? Got all your shopping done? Or are you one of those people that rush out to the 24-hr Wal-Mart or convenience store on Christmas Eve to finish (well, start AND finish) up your list?
And if you are, do you then cringe to find out what you've bought for everyone b/c you were so tired you couldn't remember?
Like...
razor blades
a 4-pk of disposable lighters
bag of salted peanuts
a Tide To Go pen
WetWipes
Rolaids
issue of "Good Housekeeping"
a bottle of those breath freshener drops
keychain that lights up and plays "Rocky Top"
bag of Funyuns
coloring book and crayons
package of baseball cards
and
duck tape.
So if you're putting off your shopping...don't. ;D
Goodnight, baby. I love you.
My heart to yours, always.
Goodnight J sweet dreams
spring showers, sunny days, and nicer weather
Oh that sounds so good.
Hi and Bye J
Oh and thanks to the anon who left the link to the Creepy Christmas film Gerard narrates. I love it!
Mayo
It’s pretty quiet here tonight. I was sorta wishing it wasn’t. See I’m having one of those days when I know my head isn’t on quite right and I was hoping to find some friends here to talk with. No, I didn’t expect them to help me straighten the mess my life seems to be right now. Pretty much I just wanted to talk and forget about it for a while. I mean really you can only bemoan shit for so long; you can only try to figure a way out that’s painless for so long. Then everything just turns to mush in your brain. So that’s why I wanted to escape with some laughs. Maybe just worry about someone else’s problems for a bit. Oh well, it just didn’t work out that way tonight. I was happy I got to chat with BC briefly. So I wasn’t totally alone.
Hope your day was everything you wanted it to be, and more. I pictured you in a red holiday sweater today. I’m not sure of the pattern. I am a silly woman. Take care.
Night Mayo
Elena (only so much, then nothing)
Thanks elena. Goodnight to you. Take care :)
Goodnight to anyone here.
Good morning/afternoon/night Mayo, SS, Sweetcheeks, Elena, J, Mya, FASC, Sdock, Ergo (who is missed); various anons, watchers and lurkers; all those walking in a winter wonderland and those of us convinced it is May and not December (thanks to unseasonably warm/HOT temperatures) in the land of blog! (how was that for run on?) ;)
How are you all today? Happy, well and starting to enjoy the hustle and bustle ~ just a bit! I have finished my Christmas shopping and am progressing nicely with my packing. I might just make it!
Ergo arrived safely (at her desired destination)! She said to say HI to Mayo. So,
MAYO: HI from Ergo!!!
Ergo: *smoooooooch*
FASC: I hope both you and your little lad are doing much better today! I also hope no one else in the family catches it...
Sending get well soon vibes to your entire family!
Sweetcheeks: I do like this old high school friend of yours too! I would say it's a definite YES to that one as well! You go and have a great time! And, yes, that's an order. *wink nudge wink*
Mya: But, they are so pretty!!!! Don't worry, they smell to wonderful to resist using. I shall think of you everytime I bath and shower. 0_o
Well, maybe not EVERYtime!
;)
Miss T: STILL no picture? Dang woman! You're going to make me wait until next year, aren't you? Seeing as how next year is only a little over a week away, I suppose I can make it...
*snogs*
Amy: Where are you? Are you okay?
Elena: Stay warm, stay dry and stay off the ice (if at all possible). I don't even want to think of you driving through that! You know I worry.
Anon who posted the Creepy Christmas short: Thank you! I enjoyed that very much!
Today's submission for your reading pleasure and pondering consideration (it feels like such a long time since I've done this):
;)
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"Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread the rush, the long Christmas lists for gifts and cards to be bought and given-when Christmas Day comes there is still the same warm feeling we had as children, the same warmth that enfolds our hearts and our homes."
Joan Winmill Brown
"Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart...filled it, too, with melody that would last forever."
Bess Streeter Aldrich (Song of Years)
"Whatever else be lost among the years, Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing: Whatever doubts assail us, or what fears, Let us hold close one day, remembering Its poignant meaning for the hearts of men. Let us get back our childlike faith again."
Grace Noll Crowell
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I hope everyone has (and all hearts know) at least one melody that plays forever.
Enjoy your day, everyone. I will follow doctor's orders today and get some rest! I think...
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Hi PJ, Anima, Martha, Carrie, Mel, BI, Present, Professor Anon and Oranges Anon!
PS:
RADIOHEAD plays Winter Wonderland
I love it!
*runs back in with another message*
*this one's from PJ ~ who was in an airport waiting for a flight, and asked me to pass this along!!!*
From PJ:
For Mayos
Everyone i hope you have a happy and full holiday, full of smiles and laughs.
I have all my friends with me for Christmas and i wanted to include all of you, as each one of you i have grown to love and respect via this blog.
Mayo!
I know! I know! I'm actually saying something to the grate Mayo in the sky!
This blog in it self is a gift that just keeps on giving!
I know, that was not your intentions in the beginning, but over time it has molded and changed to form into this big house of friendship.
It has been trashed by parties, flooded by tears, filled with laughter and almost condemned by nasty anon termites biting away at the foundation and let's not forget the nasty smell of bullshit!
But it still survives!
And gos to show, a house built with a strong foundation can survive anything and be rebuilt.
So the only gift i have to give you for Christmas is a Thank you, but it's from my heart for all the friends i have here.
They have touched my soul and i may be just reading when i come here, but i am always with them in spirit, thanks to you!
Everyone else!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
I am always checking in and trying to keep up!
Just don't ever forget me!
All my love!
My heart to yours
PJ
Be careful, stay safe and enjoy yourself, PJ!!! A very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!
*huge hug*
Okay... now I'm going get some of that rest. Maybe...
;)
*blows kisses to blog believe*
Ho, ho, ho, Mayo!
Look at me I'm spreading Christmas cheer in my capri pants and flip flops!
Hope ya have a warm Saturday, but still chilly enough to remind you it's almost Christmas. I almost want to fire up the grill and set off fireworks!
Ah, Christmas in Dixie! Nothing like it!
I'm busy purchasing way too many tunes from Amazon. It's like I'm music starved. Like that is even possible.
How's this for pointless rambling and nonsense this morning? Ah, come now, you know you love it!
Okay, catch ya later!
Go deck some halls or something.
Love to YOU Always,
S
SS,
Holla! I haven't shouted out to you in a while, so that's me shouting out to you.
Hope you have a good one!
Capri pants and flip flops! Holy underwear! I'm effing snowed in this bitch. The snow has let up some, but last night it rained and then it froze again. Now it's snowing those hard little flakes that aren't exactly sleet but they kinda want to be. The snow is all crunchy and icy.
Mayo and S(S)S, I miss you guys both and I hope you are enjoying the season and all it has to offer. :D
Jules,
Go outside and catch some on your tongue!
Should an action figure really be $189? I was looking to get one for my uncle (and me!) until I saw the effing price!
It really is one of the best dolls I've ever seen, but $189? SERIOUSLY.
Jules,
Better jump right on that one. It says there's only one in stock!
O_O
It looks super badass!
Okay, I'm off to go do some last minute shopping. I'm sure I'll be sweating to ringing on the Salvation Army Bell!
WhooP! Whoop! Tis the season!
Oh man, if I were some rich eccentric collector I'd be all over it. That's how I would waste my money: on action figures. :D
But as it is, I can't afford it nor could I justify trying to afford it. ;)
besides, the price will come down when they release other action figures, which they will after the DVD comes out next week. :D
"What can I give her that she doesn't already have?"
"So spare the Earth this holiday.
Give love and friendship,
hope and chear,
things one needn't wrap,
my dear."
"...a lifetime supply of it."
gerard shrunk to franks size
He so did! I never realized how little Gerard is.
It's funny how I'd rather read the tags than anything. :)
Goofballs.
Hiiiiiiiiyaaaa Mayo! Wassup?
Hiiiiyaa SS! How you doin'?
"Cheer," anon. "Cheer." Not "chear."
Hey Princess! I'm happily killing zombies again! Whatchyoo doin'?
I'm just sitting here, halfway watching Gone In Sixty Seconds and waiting on 6:30. Gotta go eat with all my family and stuffs for Christmas. :)
The Raconteurs with Ricky Skaggs and Ashley Monroe!
Wow! That's kinda cool. :)
Boo, Fuckers!
Solly's awake.
You've been asleep? You suck!
You shoulda been out here at my house. My husband has somehow managed to hit me upside the head with a full bottle of ibuprofen and hit LHM in the face with a baseball.
Help! O_o
Ummm, You know he can't see real good, that's your own faults for lettin' him toss stuffs around.
Is it just me or does Jack White look like he might be the devil?
Ashley looks scared shitless bless her little heart.
They sound awesome though, I love it!
I'd be scared of his ass, too! You hit a wrong note and he's gonna put a curse on ya! @_@
Dude, he was giving Ricky Skaggs the evil eye! Don't you fuck this up, Mr. Skaggs!
I'm like, Jack just chill, it's Ricky, he's only like one of the best ever. I think he can play your little song. Relax.
Hahaha! He is intimidating. That's for sure. I ♥ him though. He's so dramatic.
Me too! I'm just so happy I get to watch him and listen to him. And we got to see him in concert this year, how hard does that rule?
The funniest shit ever
Mayo and SS,
You guys gotta hear this dude get the shit scared out of him. It is hilarious.
Oh no you didn't, Smoke! I can't believe you'd make fun of Zack like that.
Actually it is funny as fuck and what I can't believe is how Zack has managed to say possessed-free taunting all those evil spirits like that. He's lucky that brick didn't hit him in the mouth.
I just love that part when he goes screaming.
Oh my. Umm, I just noticed something. Click on The Raconteurs linky thing and look at the pic of the girl at the bottom. She's bouncing. O_O
I just don't think that belongs on the same page as Ricky Skaggs.
I know, right? It sounds like the devil grabbed him by his balls!
I see what ya mean, Smoke.
o_O
Anonymous said...
"What can I give her that she doesn't already have?"
"So spare the Earth this holiday.
Give love and friendship,
hope and chear,
things one needn't wrap,
my dear."
"...a lifetime supply of it."
I hate to break it to you, but I think you'll find it's more likely he was talking about money.
Just sayin.
Money is nice. :)
Ha. I almost typed monkey.
The evil monkey in my closet!
Money! It's one size fits all!
I'm hoping he slips her the Broken Bride EP in her stocking, or maybe some Raconteurs.
Evil MONKEY!
EVIL MONKEY!
No that was for her birthday, except it wasn't evil, just exploited.
Oh, I wasn't even thinking about that. I was thinking about the Evil Monkey from Family Guy.
Haha, I was too!
You know what I want for Crimbo from Mayo? For him to put our little icon pictures back. :)
Except then I'm thinking, what if he comes in using a Crackberry or something sometimes? And then his own page will never load. So maybe he can't.
Ah well! ^_^
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