I recently received a text message from a very good friend:
“You watch grinch? What the fuck are they singing?”
I replied:
“Been a while: Ah-boo-doe-ray, Ah-boo-doe-ray. Or something like that. But what I really wanna know is why santa is such a dick to rudolph.”
This was my friends reply:
“Donner a dick too.”
And because I can’t let anything go without an overdone, unnecessary, crack-pot analysis, I replied again:
“Yeah, what up with that. Nice message to send kids…youre different and I dont like you, so fuck you until I need you to pull my sleigh. Then I like you. Santa almost push rudolph over the edge.”
My friend was probably thinking "Why did I even ask?"
But, yeah Santa is pretty much a dick to Rudolph. I believe he says something to the effect of "Pity, and he had potential, too.” And my friend was right, Donner was a dick. Desperate to prove himself a worthy sperm donor, he makes Rudolph cover up his depreciatory genetic mutation. Explaining to his son that there are more important things in life than comfort, like self-respect.
The message: If you don't fit in, you aren't worth shit. So suck it up until you either fit in or someone needs you for something.
And then everyone tries to take it back and pin the "reindeer of the year" award on Rudolph. Kids have to see through that.
(Clarice knew what was up, though. Right from the beginning she knew Rudolph was the shit.)
So, I say to Santa and the rest of the fuckers in this world...just because someone doesn’t fit your image of what “a something” should be you think that they are incapable? Not worthy? Without feelings?
"Just wait, and watch your back."
And, of course I had to look that shit up, so here it is:
Welcome Christmas
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Christmas,
Come this way!
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Christmas,
Christmas Day.
Welcome, Welcome
Fah who rah-moose
Welcome, Welcome
Dah who dah-moose
Christmas day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome, welcome Christmas
Welcome, welcome Christmas
Day
Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss.
http://www.seuss.org/seuss/welcome.xmas.html
p.s. a lifetime supply of it.
(poke)
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So any one who still gets updates...sorry. Not sorry. =P More Korean stuff It's so cute.
And keep an eye out for the lead singer of 2NE1, CL (long blonde hair), about to make her solo debut in the USA. She's been recording with Florence And The Machine, Black Eyed Peas, & Ariana Grande.
OMG can I even do these links right anymore?! O_o
OMG!!
Victory lap for the links!!!
*smooches invisible man/woman, Ergo,and everyone else, for early Valentines Day*
Bye. =)
Good Morning!
Gosh it's been a while :)
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!
*smooches PP*
*smooches Mayo*
*smooches everyone*
Hope we all have a lovey dovey day wherever and whoever we are with <3
Many congratulations on your awesome linkage ability too PP!
Good afternoon!
Dodged a bit of a cyclone bullet yesterday, sadly some towns to the south were badly damaged but no lives lost which is a blessing
Take care all!
♥
Hi Mayo, Ergo, loveheart anon, anons!!
Hi Ergo!!!
Many congratulations on your awesome linkage ability too PP!
Aw, cheers, cuzzie. It was a fluke TBH hahaha! =P
Dodged a bit of a cyclone bullet...
I'm so glad you escaped the worst of it. Crazy stuff having the two cyclones hit Oz at once. =/
Okay, also just dropping this -> XIA/Junsu - Flower.
Full of symbolism to do with his career and loaded with WTH moments, but it's freaking awesome! It has Tablo from Epik Kigh rapping, harps, and wellknown SK musical actress Jeong Sun Ah rattling off some aria's. Junsu, as well as being a member of group JYJ, is a musical actor.
The cute little girl is kind of evil, who knew ingesting gold cyborg head would make you blue vom, and I still don't know what he is doing on a hippogryff. Something about being reborn and facing new challenges. I don't know. It's just kind of freaky.
You may remember him from this Okay. Done. =)
*sprays musical weirdness all over Mayo's home*
Oh, yeah. Fall Out Boy was in town yesterday for Westfest. People cued 7 hours, front of stage, for them. Still popular here.
Eh? The 'I'm not a robot' thing made me select hamburgers?! hahahah!
Good morning!
*gives place a quick tidy up*
*dusts*
Hiya PP, seen the new BigBang MVs? They are looking pretty awesome!
Belated MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Been so busy with family & friends, about to head off on a short break to bring in the new year with friends at the beach so an early HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
*walks in*
*looks around*
*straightens a painting*
This was a funny old place
*smooths the dust covers*
*checks the windows*
*goes out gently closing the door behind her*
What a lovely haunted house
wow it's been ages, well a lot has happened, I'm working again as a teacher but in primary school.
Had a massive cyclone last week, our road is demolished, a 10 min trip is now 80 mins minimum via another route, it's a problem but hey, we can work out something.
Probably going to be 6 to 12 months before it's fixed, maybe more.
hard to live with no idea how the future will be but what can you do?
*kicks back in lounge chair*
*grabs wine*
Fuck it. Mayo, I'm moving in here.
I'm glad I found an empty one.
You may never get this, but it needs to be known.
OPJ has passed away, in her sleep. Complications. OPL told me today. A decade on, and this place has still brought us together in many ways.
Thank you.
*quietly walks in *
*dusts off spot on mantelpiece*
*places framed portrait of OPJ*
*steps back*
I think she would like to be remembered here
*leaves bouquet of dried black roses wrapped with a black and gold brocade ribbon*
*turns and walks silently out*
Something told me to come back here, even after all these years. I wondered if the lights might even still be on. It's strange now. Like everything that took place here all those years ago was just make-believe. It wasn't though - this place was a refuge.
I'm saddened to hear of OP J's passing. Funny how time takes us, but the fond memories linger. My condolences to her friends and family.
Blessings upon everyone who still walks down these old halls.
--Mustardisbetter
Dear Mayo, i hope you are doing well. I miss your writing a lot. Your creative thought flow brought solace to my dull existence. Here, i have always been lurking in the shadows. Following you along the road. You are a beautiful person and im glad you are still with us. You have no idea how worried i was. How worried many of us were. But i never doubted you because you have the heart. And right now you also have that fire back. Don't let it burn out. Not again. If you feel as if the sparks are starting to fade, please reach out. In anyway possible. Gosh, these water droplets are filling up my eyes again, so annoying. But i just needed to reach out to tell you all of this. Keep on running. Love to you always, s.
Waxing nostalgic, I suppose. Does anyone still come here "just to see" if there's a new blog post? Does anyone still come here and reread? Relive? Going back in time. Feels like it's 2007 all over again. I'll always wonder. I'll always wander. Back here "just to see".
Mustard,
I MISS YOU.
Waiting to see if this account fires back up now that MCR is touring…
- Paperheartxx
Wouldn't that be a surprise?
Wasn't this was on that megamix 2020whtrvr playlist on spotify, right next to the doom/black metal Dune noise, for some (schizo) likely work related reason
Shit made my brain tingle in the wrong kinda way lmao
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