I recently received a text message from a very good friend:
“You watch grinch? What the fuck are they singing?”
I replied:
“Been a while: Ah-boo-doe-ray, Ah-boo-doe-ray. Or something like that. But what I really wanna know is why santa is such a dick to rudolph.”
This was my friends reply:
“Donner a dick too.”
And because I can’t let anything go without an overdone, unnecessary, crack-pot analysis, I replied again:
“Yeah, what up with that. Nice message to send kids…youre different and I dont like you, so fuck you until I need you to pull my sleigh. Then I like you. Santa almost push rudolph over the edge.”
My friend was probably thinking "Why did I even ask?"
But, yeah Santa is pretty much a dick to Rudolph. I believe he says something to the effect of "Pity, and he had potential, too.” And my friend was right, Donner was a dick. Desperate to prove himself a worthy sperm donor, he makes Rudolph cover up his depreciatory genetic mutation. Explaining to his son that there are more important things in life than comfort, like self-respect.
The message: If you don't fit in, you aren't worth shit. So suck it up until you either fit in or someone needs you for something.
And then everyone tries to take it back and pin the "reindeer of the year" award on Rudolph. Kids have to see through that.
(Clarice knew what was up, though. Right from the beginning she knew Rudolph was the shit.)
So, I say to Santa and the rest of the fuckers in this world...just because someone doesn’t fit your image of what “a something” should be you think that they are incapable? Not worthy? Without feelings?
"Just wait, and watch your back."
And, of course I had to look that shit up, so here it is:
Welcome Christmas
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Christmas,
Come this way!
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome Christmas,
Christmas Day.
Welcome, Welcome
Fah who rah-moose
Welcome, Welcome
Dah who dah-moose
Christmas day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp
Fah who for-aze!
Dah who dor-aze!
Welcome, welcome Christmas
Welcome, welcome Christmas
Day
Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss.
http://www.seuss.org/seuss/welcome.xmas.html
p.s. a lifetime supply of it.
(poke)
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«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 2000 of 3222 Newer› Newest»Sweetcheeks: Have we set that "date" yet? Ohhh.... and did you tell 'the mayor' about this development? ;)
Well my dear sugarplum, the only thing I can tell you is that the date is set after christmas when he has his day off from work, so that's the only thing I know for sure. We gave each other's numbers just in case. And I know after christmas would be perfect since I normally do my shopping at that time, and I said we could meet at the mall or something. We were talking for close to five hours on AIM earlier, and he seems like such a sweet guy :)
I haven't told the mayor yet, but I'm still available so I don't think I have to tell him. Hehe.
As for other matters, I guess my tattoo picture didn't show up, so I am going to post it here. This is the one I am thinking of getting done for my b-day somewhere on my back. I love the design, and of course without the "enter":
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/Mafiaprincess915/mh1-1.jpg
I hope you're doing well and that your fur babies are safe and happy *smothers with sloppy sloppy sloppy kisses and big, tight squeezy hugs*
Goodnight sugarplum :)
Sugarplum, that link might not work, so I'll try again:
http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/Mafiaprincess915/?action=view¤t=mh1-1.jpg
Goodnight everyone!
Blah! sugarplum, forget the last two links, here's this one instead:
http://www.machinehead1.com/
It will show the design I want right away.
Now Goodnight again :)
Hahahaha. Something made me laugh like way too hard this morning. ^_^
Anon that drew the pic for Kapunua,
That was cool! You did an awesome job!
Have a great freakin' day errbody!
Mayo
well how was the last 3 days? I had a brilliant time, there is a pic of me a page back at the water park, my cousins graduation was really good (though very long) and it was great just spending time with family before christmas. then we are off again to hubby's family for christmas itself. it's a long drive, but we aren't in a rush. Are your plans finalised? I can't believe it's come around so quickly. Being able to share it with people around the other side of the globe is also fantastic. What began as screen names have become people and then friends and exchanging gifts , especially at xmas makes it so special. As I may not get to visit again before christmas I'd like to wish you all the best of the season, with family family and friends near and far. Wishing you happiness, festivities, and the joy of giving and receiving.
much love EP xx
SS
hope all is well with you, have you plans for christmas? Hope it involves a lot of enjoyment as well as sharing and giving. I hope that you also have a wonderful new year, whether it involves a celebration or not. It gives us time to reflect and to hope and to dream. Sending you festivity, fun, family and friends
lotsa love EP xx
Goodnight blogbelieve, see you in my morning (briefly) and wishing all of you a beautiful christmas.
♥xx♥
remember Mayo SS and everyone
if you would like to leave a gift for Mayo, SS and blogbelieve
For Smoke & Mayo:
Have a Ball & Biscuit!
you inspired me to learn more about Obama and about voting! It was my first year to be able to vote and I did.
wants to colour it go ahead and be my guest!!
without getting slated.
Colour? Slated? British perhaps? Yet you voted in the U.S. election for Obama. You never answered Carrie's question anon. Hello Fimble Star. Care to deny it? As always? It's a shame alright, a real shame.
Can I ask a question? Sure! I'm going to anyway. Why does it matter who this person is and if they like Kapunua? Why does it bother you, Anon?
Oh well. :)
WOW!
I don't care what the name or nationality of the person is who did that drawing. Kindness doesn't need a name or an accent. Neither do creativity and talent.
I LOVE IT!
Anon, I can't thank you enough. And your words mean the world to me as well.
I hope you don't mind if I saved it to show my friends? They'll love it. Do you mind if I post it? Err, I might blot out "Beautiful Boy" though, only because he doesn't know I call him that. Heh. ^_^
You've made my day! :D
OMG, I am going to vomit. Somebody spilled gross shrimp juice crap in our kitchen on Friday and just left it. They left it. Over the weekend. They left it. Why?
So, now it smells like a mixture of shrimp juice and cherry spray.
WHYYYYYY???!??!?!?!??!
Hi guys
Can't stay on the way out but I just wanted to send a big thank you to Mya. I got the soaps and I love them.
My girls do too.
Thanks so much!
Hi everyone, how are you?
I am made up with the coughing and spluttering again.
Don't think I will be around tonight.
I shall leave now before I spread my germs.
Nighty night.
xxxx
CHAMPIONS OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD MY FRIEND!!
be pissed off miss T and kass!!
this is an english football comment people! Manchester United won a big old game in Japan!!
Bah humbug! Mickey Mouse tournament.
Poo to you hahahaha!
Outta here.
xx
Miss t I keep missing you. I hope to catch you one of these days
Mayyyyyyyy-oooooohhhhhhh!!!!
Ssssss-Sssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
just in and out!
miss T get well soon!
*hands over semi used tissue*
sorry!
hi BC!
ergo glad you got back safe and sound! lovely to read you! and if i miss you, safe trip on your next venture!
anyway i'm just popping in, was gonna be here longer but my mate rang and we've been chin wagging for way too long so that's me done!!
i am knackered and still run down but on the mend!!
mayo you good? hope so!
and you also SS?!
love to you all!
this girl won X factor in the UK 10 days or so ago. she comes from such a humble background. and i know those competitions can be wank but this is fucking beautiful. she sure can sing. makes me emotional cos hey i am! well if you can be arsed to click have a listen, it's top!
p.s and if you can be arsed to click then listen the whole way through cos it is luvverly!
PRONCESS!!!!
you click that meffer when you get home, it is soooo pretty!
gotta fly like a bird!
♥
p.s. hope LHM is fever free? mine aren't!! seriously they are better one minute, really poorly the next! 3 days and counting!
I will, FASC! ^_^
LHM is still sick, too! It's not slowing him down though! He's hacking and spitting and sputtering but he's still wide open. :)
Hope you all get better soon!
It's time to hit the road! Finally! YAY!
Mayo,
Shut up. You're too loud and you talk too much.
I'm joking. Obviously. ^_^
good morning
I don't wanna repack!!
why does everywhere have to be so bloody far away in this country!!!
I'm basically driving the length of the british isles!!!!
Well hell I don't want you to go anyway, Ergo.
aw thanks elena, I'll miss talking to you, but I might get on the computer, I will def be able to email
you haven't got parcel yet?
Don't forget everyone!!
You too SS and Mayo!
it's. oh. so quiet
it'a oh. so still
you're all alone
and so peaceful until...
you fall in love
zing boom
the sky up above
zing boom
is caving in
wow bam
you've never been so nuts about a guy
you wanna laugh you wanna cry
you cross your heart and hope to die
'til it's over and then
it's nice and quiet
but soon again
starts another big riot
you blow a fuse
zing boom
the devil cuts loose
zing boom
so what's the use
wow bam
of falling in love
it's. oh. so quiet
it's. oh. so still
you're all alone
and so peaceful until...
you ring the bell
bim bam
you shout and you yell
hi ho ho
you broke the spell
gee. this is swell you almost have a fit
this guy is "gorge" and i got hit
there's no mistake this is it
'til it's over and then
it's nice and quiet
but soon again
starts another big riot
you blow a fuse
zing boom
the devil cuts loose
zing boom
so what's the use
wow bam
of falling in love
the sky caves in
the devil cuts loose
you blow blow blow blow blow your fuse
when you've fallen in love
ssshhhhhh...
FASC!
That girl can flat out sing! Oh, damn! Not overdone at all. I hate when girls with strong voices like that overdo stuff but she is awesome! Thank you for linking that! ^_^
Now, I've got a linky for all ya'll, too! This little boy is the cutest thing ever. Future rock star here!
Look out Ray Toro and Frank Iero!
I love the "Here's my solo" part! Bwahaha!
This is my absolute favorite baby video.
I love that baby's laugh. It's hysterical. ^_^
Good afternoon/evening/night/morning Mayo, SS, Ergo, Elena, Sweetcheeks, FASC, MissT, Martha, Smoke, Sdock... everyone!
How are you all today? Good, I hope!
Ergo: Thank you for sharing your pictures with us!!! I'm with Elena. I don't want you to leave, again, either! But, if you must leave us (again); HAVE FUN and STAY SAFE!!! (Yep, the usual travel orders!)
*smooooooooooch*
Elena: Are you a little warmer today? I'm not! It was 30 degrees this morning. That probably would be a heat wave for you! ;) The weather folks are saying we'll be warming up tomorrow and it will be near 70 on Christmas day. I suppose another white Christmas ain't gonna happen. Well, that only happens, here, every 50 years or so!
Sweetcheeks: I love that design!!! I don't love the OUCH factor of it all! Ohhh.... I bet that's gonna hurt...
or, maybe not. I could be wrong. I hope I am ~ for your sake!
FASC: Sorry your little ones aren't doing much better. Tell them they have 2 days to get well or else! Just kidding!!! I really do hope you are all well by Christmas!
MissT: I keep missing you too. :( I hope you're all better by Christmas as well!
*snogs*
So, who's going see Brad Pitt's new movie,
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
on Christmas day (or soon afterwards).
I hear it's a truly beautiful movie.
He has said it's a love letter to New Orleans.
"New Orleans is a flavor of magic and mystery." "There's a certain melody to the New Orlean's accent that's just... gorgeous." Awww....I heart Brad Pitt! NOLA does too!!! Just picture him cycling through The French Quarter in his speedos. How can you not love that! ;)
Today's submission for pondering consideration:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
It is sadder to find the past again and find it inadequate to the present than it is to have it elude you and remain forever a harmonious conception of memory.
Life is essentially a cheat and its conditions are those of defeat; the redeeming things are not happiness and pleasure but the deeper satisfactions that come out of struggle.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I hope it feels like 3:00 p.m. for everyone!
Enjoy what remains of the day/night all!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Hi PJ, L, Elune, Anima, Entropy, Paperheart, Jade and DW!
PS: Ergo ~ I shall be leaving my gifts under your tree for blogbelieve soon!!! Thanks Ergo!
hi smoke
thanks wendy *SMOOOOOCH*
and I got your parcel and thank you from all of us !!
0_0 I started that comment almost 2 hours ago! Seriously. Is today "not give people a minute of peace" day?
;)
I just ripped the new Killers CD onto my mp3 for the trip :]
Whoooohooooo! Nothing like The Killers on a roadtrip! ^_^
Ergo!!!! I thought I missed you. I'm glad I didn't!
I'm also glad that poor feathered carrier landed safely ~ and on time! YAY for feathered friends. ;)
I've been wondering WHY I can't be like most people and follow the birds' example? You know: FLY SOUTH FOR THE WINTER!
No. I must be different and fly NORTH. WAY, WAY UP NORTH!!!!
I'll be leaving nice, warm temperatures (by then) to go FREEZE. HA! That really is ME, isn't it?!
;)
Thanks, again, honeybunch!
Have fun!!!!!
*smooooooooch again*
yep 5 MCR albums
7 MUSE
4 Killers
I can do the whole way with all my favourites, and that doesn't count all the other albums on there as well
HiYa Ergo!
Alls I got to say is, "Dustland Fairytale"!
Hi Smoke, Hi Wendy!
bye Wendy, have a lovely christmas, stay safe and have fun !!!
*SMOOOOOOOCH*
Now you just need some White Stripes, Ergo! And the collection will be complete! Oh, and TBS and The Used! And Ludo!
Nevermind. I'll be doing this all night! :)
Hi Smoke! Oh, The Killers! I like them. I would like them more, live, if the bass didn't make my teeth rattle! :P
Okay, I'm off to shampoo more carpet.
Have a good night, everyone!
Hi sdock I haven't listened to it yet, it was an early xmas giftie
Solly,
Watch the little boy playing the guitar and then listen to the baby laugh. Heeeee-heeeeeee!!!!!!
Hi and bye, Wendy!
Well, when you do listen, just remember that is mine and FASC's fave tune on that CD.
Smoke,
I did. The little boy is so cute, he's so dramatic! And that baby laughing, I mean how could you listen to that and not smile. I want that as my ringtone!
got TBS and 3 Used, no Ludo yet, not real keen on the White Stripes though
also TMBG FOB PATD Thursday Ramones Foo Fighters, AFI various mixes, Alkaline trio, Mest, Yellowcard, Madina Lake and the list goes on.....
Ball and Biscuit, Mayo. Ball and Biscuit. I've listened to it three times today. And it made me go like this----> ^______^
So, you do it too! Mmmm'kay?
*runs back in once more*
Hi Sdock!! I've been wanting to tell you; I don't blame you for spoiling LHM. I do the same with my niece and nephew! What is an aunt ~ and, in my case a "nanny" ~ for, right?
Ergo: You have a great Christmas too! I'll be around until the 27th. I hope I 'catch' you, again, before I leave!
You might like The Raconteurs more than The White Stripes, Ergo. They're more mellow but still rock. Not as in your face as The White Stripes.
Yeah, let's have a Ball and a Biscuit, Dude.
Wendy,
Too true! I don't think I could stop spoiling him even if I wanted to. He's got me wrapped that's for sure. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
I miss Mustard. She would totally get my love of Ball and Biscuit. She soooo would.
Just like she got my l♥ve for "Carolina Drama", Smoke. Remember how I kept building that song up, until I had it so built up in Mustard's head that she was almost scared to listen to it for fear of being let down?? Ahhh, then she listened, and she understood.
She always understood me. She got me.
Smoke,
Just what exactly is a ball and a biscuit?
Does that consist of good times and cookies?
Just wonderin...
I think I remember Mustard saying it was totally rocking out and getting your groove on. Like for real groove. Not in a nasty kind of way. Oh, jeez. That does sound like something she'd say! Bwah!
Just because I failed at posting this link at DM this morning because I was way too wrapped up in a Jack White fangirl type of moment, so wrapped up that I posted the same link twice...
Everyone, The Killers...
Tranquilize Live
My fave...
Did I mention that it's my fave?
It's my favorite.
Today, it is.
Cheers for the Mustardisms, they're (g)reat!
Bath time! Be back later!
Mayo,
How's it fuckin' hangin?
hanging to the left or to the right or is it hanging just right?
hahaha! had to. left it wide open.
0__0 oh my. yeah baby, its all good.
Well, I always say, curved and slightly to the left, but ya know.
solly, you crack me up! ;)
And do you ever feel like you're alone?
And do you ever wish to be unknown?
I can say that I have...
I can say that I have...
And do you ever feel things here aren't right?
And do you ever feel the time slip by?
I can say that I have...
And I can say that I have...
So hear this please
And watch as your heart speeds up endlessly
And look for the stars as the sun goes down
Each breath that you take has a thunderous sound
Everything, everything's magic
Just sit back and hold on, but hold on tight
Prepare for the best and the fastest ride
And reach out your hand, and I'll make you mine
Everything, everything's magic
And do you ever lay awake at night?
And do you ever tell yourself, don't try
Don't try to let yourself down,
Don't try to let yourself down...
And do you ever see yourself in love?
And do you ever take a chance, my love?
Because you know that I will...
Because you know that I will...
So hear this please
And watch as your hearts speeds up endlessly
And look for the stars as the sun goes down
Each breath that you take has a thunderous sound
Everything, everything's magic
Just sit back and hold on, but hold on tight
Prepare for the best and the fastest ride
And reach out your hand, and I'll make you mine
Everything, everything's magic
Everything, everything's magic
So hear this please
And watch as your hearts speeds up endlessly
And look for the stars as the sun goes down
Each breath that you take has a thunderous sound
Everything, everything's magic
Just sit back and hold on, but hold on tight
Prepare for the best and the fastest ride
And reach out your hand, and I'll make you mine
Everything, everything's magic
It is you know
8:02,
It sure is.
8:01,
I hope I crack you up in a good way and not in a shattered into a million pieces kind of way.
solly, 8:01 and 8:02. Same anon.
You crack me up as in "funny". Not shattered in a million pieces way.
Great song, 8:02. Who's it for, if I can ask?
Nice!
I ♥ that song!
Sometimes I feel like I'm hanging upside down but also like I'm the only one seeing the world right side up.
Does that make sense?
Fuck no, how could it?
Oh well, maybe later. No harm intended, I assure you. Have a lovely evening.
Mayo,
Ahh, you know me, I'm forever tapping or pushing buttons, but no, no, no, not tonight.
Tonight, I am full of surprises! Oh yes, tonight, I am jingling your bells!
Jingle, jangle, Mayo! Jingle, jangle!
Do you hear that? That's what Santa's sleigh would sound like if Rudolph were a manic drunk!
I used to swear that I could hear Santa's sleigh bells. I told my nephew, and he looked at me like I just told him that I smoked crack. Of course, I quickly told him that if you don't hear the bells then you don't believe and if you don't believe then Santa won't come and blah blah blah.
I think he sort of halfway believed me. Partly, because he can't say there isn't a Santa because of the off chance that there might be, but mostly because he just still wants to believe.
And you know what?
Fuck, so do I.
Love to YOU Always,
S
Doesn't change the fact that Santa is still a creepy fucker, but still...
well we are off again, take care all have a merry christmas and a happy new year.and don't forget the aussie blogbelieve xmas tree at my blog
love you all
♥xx♥
♥'s and hugs, Ergo!
You guys stay safe!
♥'s and hugs and high fives! Have a safe trip, Ergo!
Ergo
You will be missed so hard. You are at the heart of this place.
Have a safe journey and a very Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Ha! I'm trying to lure Mayofeetz into my house with Meow Mix.
Mayo,
How's it feel to have a kitty named after you? Huh? Does it make you cringe? Do you go, "Oh, fuck. Just fuck."
Yep, I bet you do. Hahaha! Well, just so you know. You're not the only one. Oh, yes. Don't forget about SS Phantom Kitty! Who is MIA at the moment. Hmmm.....
thanks sdock, smoke and anon
i'll miss everyone too
and thanks anon :]
Nighty-night errbody! I may see you later! Off to watch Rock of Love Charm School and Prison Break! Whoop! Whoop!
♥
Ergo, have a safe trip to your parent's place, we'll see you on the 27th!
*toddles off to bed*
Mayo
I’d like to report that I was a very good girl today. (Yeah, this close to Christmas I’m totally going for Brownie points). I ran my mother all over hell and back so she could buy last minute Christmas gifts. She thinks anything under a week before Christmas is “last minute”. So anyway when she had finally decided she was done she informed me that we still needed to go grocery shopping. Oh, boy. I thought I was quite smart talking her into waiting until tomorrow. So I got her and her plethora of gifts back into her house. Not an easy task considering there are still patches of ice. Finally I got home, sat down at the computer to catch up on shit when the inevitable happened. Yep, the phone call. She had just heard on the news that the weather is supposed to get really bad tomorrow and how on earth was she going to get her groceries? Let me translate that for you – Come back over, pick me up and take me to the store, NOW.
So off I went for round two. In my mind I was thinking that I’d just take her to the grocery store, get the shit and take her home. That shouldn’t take more than an hour. Yeah, right. I got her in the car, took off for the store we usually frequent when she suddenly announced we needed to go to Wal-Mart. Okay, it took every ounce of willpower not to roll my eyes. Seriously, Wal-Mart, this close to Christmas? Had she gone insane? No, of course not. She’d just decided that I needed boots. I didn’t know I needed said boots but she assured me I did. No amount of discussion could sway her from this thought. So off to the Evil Empire we went. Now my mom does have a handicapped sticker but was there a spot available? Oh hell no. Mom was just sure that if we kept circling the parking lot one would magically open up. Yeah, right. After the fifth pass I stopped in front of the door and told her to get out. I told her I’d go park the car and be right in. She wasn’t happy but she got out and toddled in. Okay, I don’t mean, “toddled” in a bad way. It’s just my mom is about 4 foot nothing and she’s had knee surgery so she does toddle. Anyway, I ended up parking in the lower forty. Have I mentioned it’s about 8 degrees? Yeah, I was frozen by the time I reached the store but still I held out hope that we could grab the boots and the groceries. It’s one of those huge Wal-Marts that have supposedly everything. I really did have hope until I reached the store and couldn’t find mom. She’s wandered off. So now I had to find her in the sea of shoppers. That only took 15 minutes and there she was with her shopping cart. It was empty. Not sure why she couldn’t have started to gather up her stuff but I knew not to ask.
We got the boots first. It was so amazing that the first pair I tried on was perfect. Like I was gonna try on dozens of pairs of boots. Then we made our way to the grocery part of the store. And there we found tens of thousands of people. Okay, it probably wasn’t tens of thousands but it seemed that way. Mom produced her shopping list, which only has ten items on it and we entered the arena. Truly, shopping there is a sport. The first five items got in the basket without any trouble and I was starting to feel good again. I might just make it through this. Then the cereal aisle came into play. Mom only likes one type of cereal. Shredded wheat biscuits. With NO frosting. That is crucial. Frosting must not touch the biscuits. Swear to God she said “no frosting” fourteen times. I counted. Well, they didn’t have them. I know this for a fact because we went up and down that aisle four times. Not an easy task. You have to learn to serpentine the cart.
Finally we found the rest of the items on the list. Olives (small jar), coffee (it has to be on sale), celery (make sure you get the ones with the most stalks) ect.. Okay, I gave a huge sigh of relief. All items were marked off the list. It was time to go to the front of the store. Well, really not the front of the store because the check out lines were backed up to the middle of the store. But still it was time to get in line, to pay for our shit, and get the hell out. Mom was pushing the cart and I was running defense through the other shoppers when she suddenly stops. I asked why. Mom sighs, ignores the people behind her who have also come to a stand still and says, “Damn it I’m forgetting something.” My heart sank. All hope of leaving the store was fading. “What are you forgetting?” I asked. Then it came to her. “Mayonaise.” She announced. Yeah, I know I just spelled the condiment wrong but that’s the only way I spell the shit, now. Anyway, I quickly parked mom and her cart out of the way and told her to stay put. I’d run down the correct aisle and get it. So once again I serpentined, grabbed the mayo and returned to the cart. You guess it; my endeavor was met with a frown. “Not that, you know what I mean.” Mom said. Okay this time I rolled my eyes and laughed, “Miracle Whip, right?” Yep, that’s what she wanted. So off I went again. I was almost to the spot when I noticed a little girl about two pushing herself out of the seat in a grocery cart. Nope, no parent seemed to be paying attention. Quickly I went over to her, ready to grab her and nicely told her to sit down. When suddenly her mom runs back down the aisle and asks me what the hell I’m doing? I so wanted to say, “Hey I’m standing here trying to prevent your kid from taking a header out of this cart.” But I didn’t. I nicely explained that I had been afraid she’s fall because she was standing up. The mom glares at me a minute then turns to her daughter and yells at her for getting out of the cart. I wanted to smack that woman. Yelling at a little kid, who she left , was beyond ignorant. I just turned and walked off. Pretty sure a thank you wasn’t coming my way. Grabbing the Miracle Whip I returned to the spot where mom had been and of course she wasn’t there. And so it went…
Wow, I was about to say “To make a long story short’ but obviously it’s too late. LOL. You know sometimes I wonder if someday I’ll drive my kids insane. I really hope so.
Hope you had a good day and didn’t have to brave the crowds. But I also hope you remember to be a good son. That was the mama voice again.
Oh one more thing. Don’t forget about the Christmas gifts we’re leaving at Ergo’s.
Night Mayo
Elena (serpentine, it’s the only way)
Goodnight elena, Amy. Take care and stay safe Ergo.
Goodnight BC
I would have shit if he said cezy busy instead of plain crazy busy.
Still, reading this post and that, he's not even trying anymore.
Who isn't crazy busy this time of year?
oh how cute now we know where he picked up his shirt
Dear SS,
One night closer to Christmas...already. I have your and Mayo's presents ready to put under Ergo's tree; that'll be done tomorrow.
You guys gotta promise not to peek at them early. That's no fair.
Oh, and when you come into the Castle, watch out for elves. The lawn's all but infested with them. And if you step on them, they bite. Nasty little things.
Goodnight, baby. I love you.
My heart to yours, always.
P.S. I liked those lyrics from the 8.02 anon. Did you read them? They're really, really good. They made me smile, like this: :D
Sweet dreams, Precious.
What?
Sorry that "What" was for the anon
Night J
Sweetcheeks: I love that design!!! I don't love the OUCH factor of it all! Ohhh.... I bet that's gonna hurt...
or, maybe not. I could be wrong. I hope I am ~ for your sake!
It's awesome, isn't it sugarplum? I imagine it will hurt because of how detailed it is, and it looks pretty big, but is that going to stop me from getting it? Nope. Hehe. It will be a birthday present to myself. I'm thinking somewhere along my upper back so that way not a lot of people won't be able to see it. Muhahaha.
I hope you're feeling better from the red throat. Goodnight and sweet dreams to you and your fur babies *blows kisses* :)
Goodnight everyone.
Night again BC and don't worry. It really doesn't hurt that much.
I'm already planning on my next one. Just not sure what it will be. I'm still waiting for inspiration, but it will come. I know it will.
Hello Mayo, SS, Elena, Sweetcheeks, J and L, Amy, various anons, various watchers and various lurkers!
I have just left presents for you all under Ergo gorgeous Aussie Holiday Tree...
That would be HERE!!!!
:P
...and, now I'm really exhausted! That was one heavy sack!
I hope no one peeks. Ohhh.... go ahead, peek if you must! I have peeked, on occasion, myself!
;)
Sweetcheeks: I have faith in you! You can take it!
Also, I forgot to mention how excited I am for you about this after Christmas date!!!! Hooray for you!
*happy dance and huge hug*
Elena: I'll try calling you again tomorrow!
*huge hug for you too*
Goodnight Sweetcheeks, Elena, Ergo (who is gone again and missed already), Mayo and SS!
Sweet dreams to one and all!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Hi PJ, Mel, BI, Meese, Mel, Emily, PPU and Safe!
Anonymous said...
I would have shit if he said cezy busy instead of plain crazy busy.
Still, reading this post and that, he's not even trying anymore.
I don't understand what you mean. It was SS who always said he was crazy busy, not Mayo.
Mayyyyyyooooooooo!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSS!!!SSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Hi. :)
Have a great day everyone!
Remember...You can't have pie without cool whip.
Cool Whip?
Cool Whhhip.
What? Say whip.
Whip.
Now say Cool Whip.
Cool Whhhhip.
You're eating hair!
Bwahaha!
Hahaha, COOL HHWHIP!
So should I get The Umbrella Chronicles? I just don't know. It's kind of pretty expensive and there's no guarantee that I'll like it. I'm on the lookout for something engaging to play on my days off from college, something to do instead of studying oh wait I didn't mean that yes I did. No, I really didn't. ;D
Zuruzuru, zuruzuru! I'm just blathering because there's a crow sitting behind me preening his feathers and he doesn't want me to move the chair around too much so I figured I'd just go write something somewhere.
So, the Umbrella Chronicles. Hmm, I'm thinking about it.
Ummm, wow. I just learned that an old crush of mine--like a really hard crush--got remarried about a year or so ago. Uh, wow. It just shocked me a little. His wife died about two years prior. I dunno, the whole thing is just a little strange to me and I found out quite on accident just a minute ago. Kinda made me go, O_O.
OMG! SODOMIZE THIS CRAPPY COMPUTER WITH A CHAINSAW.
Hey Kapunua.
Put the Chronicles on your Xmas wish list. Maybe Santa will bring it for you. :)
I'm still friends with a few ex's. It is weird when they go get married and have kids with somebody else.
Hey Jenn!
Chronicles of what? :)
Umbrella Chronicles?
or Chronicles of Narnia.
Your choice, it's your wish list :)
Oh, duh! yes, I was babbling about the Umbrella Chronicles, wasn't I?
Ehhh, it's too late for Xmas wishlists. ^_^ Besides, if I didn't like it, I'd feel bad. :)
Hi guys! Hi Mayo! Hi SS!
*waves to SS cuz he's like wayyyy over there*
Whatchoo doing? I'm bored. I'm on my lunch break.
Mayo,
Ummm, nothing. I'm just bored! Grrrr!
If I could get my hands on whoever spilled that yucky shrimp stuff and just left it, I swear I would choke them. >.<
Smells like, well, yeah. That yucky kind of rank fish smell.
OMG. DNW! DNW!
Hey Principesa!
Hey, why not you and Solly get Facebook? We have so much fun on there! I think you guys might like it. :D
I see you.
Hey Jules!
I've never even looked at Facebook. I'll have to check it out! :)
Anon,
You see who? O_o
Mayo,
How bad you been?
Bwahahaha.
Kapu google Blackbeard rugged brand tampons. I think you will get a kick out of the photo. I may use that as my next icon.
Good evening Mayo.
Good evening All.
Long time no see.
Elena - I'm sorry that times are hard for you. From what I can see I feel that you and your husband need to get away from it all, just the two of you, and lay all your cards on the table. No distractions, no children, no Mother.
Scream, rant, rave, do what needs to be done. Some things are worth fighting for.
PP - The ice you ordered Madam
Watchmen music video.
AHAHAHAHAH
"According to eyewitnesses the scene was quite elaborate and included more than 250 angry extras rushing out of a building and into the street before someone was chased by police dogs and arrested. Some exterior dialog was also shot.
So what’s the story? Well, our sources at Warner Bros. confirmed that, yes, the filming is in fact for Watchmen, but it's not for re-shoots for the film, or for any DVD extras.
It turns out that the shoot was for the music video of My Chemical Romance’s version of Bob Dylan’s “Desolation Row” — the song being used for the Watchmen film’s closing credits."
So excited!!!
Exciting Anon indeed! I want to see that video.
Elena. I hear you. I always wonder how my daughter will handle me when I am old. I'm a pain in the ass now. I try not to be of course. One day, I say, one day that poor kid. lmao
She will just have to deal thats all!
I almost had a freakn panic attack today. Realizing Christmas eve is tmrrw and I have to work (sucks) but I came to realize that it will all be ok. Whatever. Enjoy yourself with what you have, here and now. Not worry about how many presents I did or didnt get for someone. It's all okay. Then I see on the news that people were stranded in some kind of river of water and trapped. Things could be worse.
As I get older I say to myself and others. "I am doing what I want to do". I make no appoligies for things anymore. Feels pretty good too.
Anyway, just chill and enjoy the season if you celebrate it.
Mayo, I hope you enjoy it and you too you SS character. Don't be mean but don't let anyone dictate to you what and where to be. Your heart will tell you what to do. As it should. ;)
Happy Holidays to everyone! Hope you are all safe, warm and well.
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