Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Well tempered.

“Something with poison in it, but attractive to the eye, and soothing to the smell.”
-Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz





Once upon a fork in the road...

In the corner a ratty green sofa sits butted up against a water ring stained end table. There are at least four three inch burn holes in the snagged, stained fabric. Heavy, dark drapes cover the window. The time of day is a complete mystery to anyone who has spent any time here and time is all but spent.

The sofa, the room smells like piss and acid. Pizza boxes, broken plastic forks and unwanted, half-eaten food are surrounded by empty beer bottles and overfilled ash trays. A bent spoon sits on the coffee table.

Around the corner, the kitchen cupboards are bare, the fridge empty. It’s water and anti-acids for dinner; anything else would be a waste.

“Have you seen your family?”

“Well, you should. I know they miss you.”

The visit was brief and I was grateful to have had the opportunity, but for some reason I can’t help but be thankful for decisions I made long ago. I emerged almost unscathed, at least in that respect. I wish there was more I could do.

"Call me if you need anything."

In that dark room past, present and future all at once delivered upon us both, redemption.

"Yeah, I will."






p.s. it is round there aren't any sides.

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ergoproxy said...

I think Mayo is in his 30's, younger than me anyway

mya said...

Moaning, crying, whining... That's just a man for ya...

mya said...

Ergo on top!

Anonymous said...

im guessing in his 30's.

Anonymous said...

Mya, I'm sorry about your friend.

Martha, I always knew you were clever :)

Ergo, how can you read him that way? I thought 52 was being optimistic!

mya said...

Late 20's, early 30's

mya said...

Just another one of them whipper snappers...

ergoproxy said...

YAY!!!!!

I don't know he just strikes me as younger than me, some of the ways he's viewed things

...and some women like younger men too


*HAPPY DANCE FOR ME!!

Anonymous said...

Mya, I think his whipper, snapped a looonng time ago :)

mya said...

Oh, the temperature here has risen to a balmy 32 degrees...

mya said...

I wonder what her name was? The girl that snapped his whipper, I mean.

Anonymous said...

No idea Mya.

I'll have to go against the grain. Still think he's a man in his fifties.

mya said...

I like looking at younger men, but I prefer to "interact" with men closer to my age.

mya said...

Or, at least in their 40's

Anonymous said...

Mya there are some very attractive males in their forties.

mya said...

Don't I know it!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I have no idea how old mayo is.

mya said...

Me either, Martha...

He's 12!

Anonymous said...

Yes Mya, quadruple that and add another four years!

mya said...

I may go upstairs soon and do all my girlie grooming stuff... You know, scratch my ass, fart, look at the toothbrush and say, Fuck it

mya said...

Hock a loogie... Is that how you spell that?

mya said...

And put on a new Depends!!!!!!

mya said...

Anon, do you think I'm obnoxious?

Tell the truth............

mya said...

Oh! And I can't forget to put my teeth in the jar!

ergoproxy said...

Mya you are charm personified!


I don't like a lot of guys my age, unless they are still young at heart, otherwise I just find they get so hung up on their life and stressed out
that's not all of course, otherwise I just tend to gravitate to younger people, my personality age rather than my body age

Anonymous said...

...what do I get for that?

mya said...

Well, you already lost the twinkie...

mya said...

Yes, Ergo, they HAVE to still have some spunk!

mya said...

So, that leaves married ones out!

Anonymous said...

*is sad :(*

Mya you are charm personified!

What she said!

Ergo, you are very charming, lovely and brilliant. Don't ever change :)

mya said...

Mya-Charm...

Sounds like a new K-Tel product...

mya said...

Wasn't it K-Tel? Or something like that?

ergoproxy said...

aw thank you anon :}
I have no intention of it any time soon.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

As usual I have no idea what to say so i will lurk

ergoproxy said...

oh yes K-Tel made tonnes of cool stuff, like the K-Tel record selector...

mya said...

Sort of like the Chia-Pet

mya said...

OK, it's been fun... Thanks Anon and Ergo for keeping me up this late...

mya said...

G'Nite, Martha!

Anonymous said...

Lurking is good Martha! You don't get to miss out on such stimulating conversations like gonna go and scratch my ass ...and so on and so forth...

Anonymous said...

Ahh! but you kept yourself up Mya!

Goodnight, sweet dreams...after you drop off your teeth in the jar ;)

mya said...

Speaking of stimulating... I mustn't forget to drink my prune juice!


G'Nite Everybody!



*scratches ass as she logs off*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Ass scratching is a very joyous thing not to be taken lightly. A good ass scratching can make a bad day good.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight Mya

ergoproxy said...

goodnight Mya sweet dreams, pleasure finding out the finer points of your ablutions!

ergoproxy said...

MJ isn't it just the simple pleasures sometimes

Anonymous said...

Martha, if I'm going to scratch my ass, I'm going to make it constructive.

I do it with a loofah and nivea gel in the shower.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

That is a good way old doing it anon because you get rid of old skin and pamper the new skin. That is like the feeling of putting on your underwear when it is fresh out of the dryer.

ergoproxy said...

well time for me to have dinner with my scrummy younger man ;]

goodnight anon sweet dreams when you retire

goodnight and sweet dreams when you rest also MJ

and sweet dreams when you slumber BC

xx

ergoproxy said...

I do it with a loofah and nivea gel in the shower.
that's a nice way to scratch it
or get someone else to help, that's always good too

I am really off now

bye

Anonymous said...

*giggles*

I knew you were clever Martha :)

I going too. Goodnight everyone.

Anonymous said...

get someone else to help

always ;)

Bye.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight anon. thank you


Enjoy supper ep

miranth said...

Hi everyone!

Stopping by to keep in touch, but I have little computer time these days. My niece is not feeling well (just a head cold) and I am preparing to move. Also the holiday (Thanksgiving) seems to be a big deal here. :)

ergo - I assume you are busy as I haven't received a response. I do hope that your new position continues to be rewarding. (double entendre intended ;) :)

BC - I think I responded to your email - did you receive any from me? I can resend if necessary. *hugs* and take care :)

Wendy - I responded to you as well. I hope you feel better soon. Take care! :)

I'll have to check my place for comments when I get a chance, but one of the computers is down, so I don't have much time!

MAYO - RE: Your last post - I hope I didn't give anything away that you didn't want revealed, though it turns out that I know nothing anyway!!! The joke is on me! :)

As to this post, I assume its about this place? Or perhaps its intended to reflect more than one scenario. If I have any time, I'll work on cleaning up the shared rooms :) (though I doubt I can forestall some anons from leaving mean comments.)

I hate it when people leave mess in the public rooms cause everyone has to suffer. And yes, this is a 'public' room of sorts.

PS - I do know that you are a guy. A guy would be preoccupied with 'things' which are 'round.' ;) Though you could be a lesbian. Or Boy George. :D OK I'll stop now.

Bye guys! I wish everyone good luck :)

and please take care of yourselves and each other.

ergoproxy said...

ooops sorry miranth It has just slipped my mind!
I am sooo sorry I feel terrible
I'll write a sticky label and put it on the computer!
(I really have a shocking memory sometimes)
The new position is coming to an end and I think it's helping me decide I don't want to go back full time definitely, part time maybe even not, it isn't the students, it's all the internal staff/ policies issues they are no better than when I left, I can still do tiutoring so I'll wait and see.
I do love seeing your comments though and I hope your niece is better soon.
xx

baff time

miranth said...

Enjoy baff time ergo!

Ergo - I know about policy problems and legal hoops teachers must jump through and to me, much of it is a waste of time. And some of it even impedes teaching and learning.

Detroit is a law onto itself, however.

You wouldn't believe the laws that are broken there. The for-profit (charter) schools actually send out religious materials - and don't inform parents. And that's just the beginning. :(

Anyway, it was good to see you even for a moment and I am glad you can to a better understanding of your goals. :)

miranth said...

^came not can.

Sorry :/

sdock10 said...

Ten Rules for Being Human


by Cherie Carter-Scott


1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.

2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."

3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."

4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.

5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.

6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."

7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.

8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.

9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.

10. You will forget all this.


A friend sent this to me last night and I thought it was worth passing on to you guys. Some of you might have read it before, hell, I have probably read it before. But like number 10 says, I have forgotten if I have. So there ya go...

I really love numbers 6 and 7.

Have a great Thursday, BlogBelieve!


Oh and I just received an email from TFAW! Whoop! Whoop! UA Hardcover shipping soon! New UA comes out next week and did I mention you can now pre-order the litte figures? I'm a sucker for stuff.

But how cool will it be to have Number 5 sitting on my desk and scowling at me all day long?

Pretty damn, I'd say.

Fimble Star said...

This morning, i awoke to the woman on the radio telling me that there may be snow at the weekend. I started to think how great it would be to make snow men, snow balls and snow angels.

I need to get a scarf, some gloves and a nice woolly hat.

Wrap up warm, your wouldnt want to get cold fingers and a red sniffy nose.

Have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

Mayo, I thought this post was about your future self going to visit your past self. So both characters were different versions of you...maybe that sounds a little "twilight zone", but that is what first came to my mind when I read it.

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm off to bed now. Good morning and goodnight to everybody here. Try to stay warm.

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Just a thought/question, why is the room even in all it's lonely, stank nasty, dark and gloomy, empty state still so goddamn appealing?

I guess the only way that it wouldn't be would have been to have never been there in the first place, right?

Oh well...can't unlive it, untaste it, unsmell it, unsee it, undo it, now.

Maybe the room can just serve as a reminder.

Have a happy Thursday, Mayo. Get out and feel some sun on your face.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. and a remainder.

ergoproxy said...

"nothing is as it seems" I had the same thought, or it is the outer, together successful personality visiting the inner, hidden, vulnerable and broken one.

you never know how literally to take Mayo.

Fim how lovely, I've never seen snow, enjoy it

sdock those rules are really clever
have a good day

ergoproxy said...

Mayo
time for me to go to bed, last day of the week tomorrow, third last day of my teaching contract, can't say I'll miss it! One of my students finishes tomorrow, three more next week, the last the week after. Hardly seems that long since the year began. Do you find time seems to go so quickly these days?
Hope you take the time to slow down and enjoy. Laugh, smile, wonder and love.
Wishing you warmth, comfort, satisfaction and respect
lotsa love EP xx


SS
hoping the days are smiling upon you, and the nights are keeping you safe in their satiny darkness.
Sending you a quill, ink and a blotter
lotsa love EP xx


goodnight blogbelieve, see you in my morning
♥xx♥



oh..
Mayo

I know elena was having internet problems earlier, and I bet she is really disappointed she couldn't say goodnight to you, so maybe you could re-read one of her previous goodnights, I'm sure she'd like that

elena (even though she is absent she'd be here in spirit)

Anonymous said...

good morning
♥♥

elena said...

Mayo

Wait a minute Mayo I gotta say something to Ergo. Hey Ergo, thanks for thinking of me last night and understanding that I felt bad I couldn’t write my goodnight. Yep I did indeed have Internet problems. Luv ya Ergo.

Okay Mayo back to you. Actually I was gonna explain about my Internet problem. First off it kept going in and out. I had begun to cringe when I kept getting the “Suspected Satellite Outage” message. Well no duh. After about an hour of that I decided to call my good old Internet provider. It was a clear night, no storms, no clouds, nothing that should have been causing problems. So after about 20 minutes I got to talk to a real live person. I explained what was going on and she listened asking questions ever so often and I was beginning to think that she was going to give me an explanation for the situation. Thought wrong, didn’t I? Oh yes I did. Her explanation? – Oh the satellite has hiccups. I just sat there wondering if I’d heard her correctly and then being a dumb ass I said that someone should sneak up on it of it should drink out of the wrong side of the glass. Now she was suddenly silent. Finally she said “I understand the scare it but wrong side of the glass?” Suddenly I just started laughing at the whole thing. Turns out the woman and I talked for 30 minutes about hiccup remedies. She had never heard that if you drink out of the glass from the side furthest from you it cures the hiccups. (just do it over a sink causes it messy). So Mayo, last night instead of talking to you and my friends here I chatted with an employee from my Internet provider about hiccups. Guess you just never really know how your night is gonna go.

Well another day and no hiccups. Knock on wood. I gotta get to the post office but I’ll be back. Have yourself a great day Mayo. Take care.

Morning Mayo

Elena (Internet hiccups suck)

elena said...

Oh, good morning hearts anon. Nice to see you.

Smoke said...

Mayo,

I keep thinking about your post and I just keep coming back to the same thing. Over and over. It doesn’t matter if you are talking about yourself or a friend but the fact remains that you are never too far away from being in that place again, ya know? One bad decision, one wrong move and bam, there you are sitting on that couch in the filth. I know because I catch a glimpse of that person every now and then. One remark and I see him. I look in his eyes and there he is. That person that throws everything good away for whatever reason he thinks is valid at the time. That person that doesn’t care about the hurt he’s caused and the chaos he leaves behind. Yeah, he’s always gonna be there. It’s scary as hell, too. And there’s nothing I can do but take each day as it comes and deal with it. That’s all any of us can do, right?

Well, just know that many of us in one way or another have been there, Mayo. Some of us may still be there. It makes me realize once again just how similar we are.

Hope you have a lovely day, friend.

XOXO

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Anonymous said...

The Pandora music genome project = cool. :)

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Robert Downey Jr!!!


He is a rogue, a gentleman and a brilliant actor. We loved him through good times and (very) bad, and we're so glad he's back.

He was once arrested while driving naked in a Porsche, he's done jail time for drugs and has cycled in and out of rehab -- and yet still we love Robert Downey Jr. We find him wildly sexy not just because he is a rogue, but also because he is a romantic hero in the flesh, a bad boy brimming with goodness. Even in his darkest days (remember the time he wandered into a stranger's house and fell asleep on the bed?) we wanted to see him make it back to us with all of his intelligence and wit and charisma intact.

And so he did: 2008 thoroughly redeemed Downey, a man who commits to his roles the way he commits to everything, whether it's drugs, crazy behavior or comebacks. He starred in two of the biggest movies of this year, "Iron Man" and "Tropic Thunder," with performances so resounding that it's hard to imagine that he was ever anything less than a superstar.

No one has ever doubted that Downey, 43, is immensely talented. He was nominated for an Oscar 15 years ago for "Chaplin," in which he proved himself simultaneously adept at physical comedy and poetic drama. He has always radiated sensitivity and devilish charm, even in early movies like "The Pick-Up Artist" and "Less Than Zero," before it was clear the devils he portrayed so accurately might have been his own.

Both "Iron Man" and "Tropic Thunder" could have been awful, and with a less brilliant actor, both of Downey's characters could have come off as thoroughly creepy and unlikable. In "Iron Man" he plays a reclusive genius/arms dealer who transforms himself into a flawed superhero, and in "Tropic Thunder" he burrows under the skin of an absurdly intense method actor named Kirk Lazarus who loses himself so deeply in his role as a black soldier that he forgets he's white. But in each movie, you can practically hear Downey's complicated, quicksilver brain whirring, and you can sense his vulnerability from the last row. While controversy engulfed "Tropic Thunder's" mentally disabled characters, nobody protested Downey's blackface, because it was so perfectly calibrated and perfectly hilarious: As Lazarus explains sweetly, "I'm just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!"

But Downey himself is never "just a dude playing another dude." He is an actor "forged in a cauldron of his own genius," as Jack Black teased at the MTV Movie Awards earlier this year. He's been dancing around the void for a long time now, pouring his self-destructive intensity onto the screen, his beautifully chiseled features now weathered just the right amount by the passing of hard time. Even Oprah looked like she might melt when she interviewed Downey and his then-fiancée (now wife), producer Susan Levin, a few years back.

This year's Sexiest Man Living goes to Downey because he breaks our heart, onscreen and off. He wears his age and experience like a badge of honor and looks comfortable in his own gorgeous skin. The buzz is that Hollywood is looking for an excuse to give him an Oscar this year or next. To give him Salon's highest accolade, we don't need any excuse.

Anonymous said...

Hi guys.

IT'S SNOWING! ^_____^

And Fimmy was here, whoop whoop!

Anon, I thought that, too: Mayo's future self visiting his past self. As long as it's not his current self, right? :D

MJ, thanks for posting that. He is yummy. :)

Well, I have to go mind the Boychild for a while. Later guys!

Anonymous said...

He was once arrested while driving naked in a Porsche, he's done jail time for drugs and has cycled in and out of rehab -- and yet still we love Robert Downey Jr.

"Yet still we love Robert Downey Jr."

I would say love. He's o.k.

Anonymous said...

*wouldn't

Anonymous said...

People magazine picked Hugh. Brad was too busy this year to really try to look sexy.


People's sexiest man alive? Oh, Hugh!

BY ROBERT KAHN
November 20, 2008

People magazine's editors only have eyes for Hugh. The hormone arbiters at the celebrity weekly yesterday named Hugh Jackman, the ageless Aussie, their "Sexiest Man Alive" for 2008.

"Women's jaws drop when Hugh walks into a room," said country-mate Nicole Kidman, Jackman's co-star in the epic "Australia." Kidman's gushing ("Australian men ... they're rugged and they sweat") and a slew of steamy photos can be enjoyed in the magazine, which arrives on newsstands tomorrow.

Jackman tops a list of nearly two dozen "Men of the Year," including singer Justin Timberlake, tummy cruncher Mario Lopez and mad man Jon Hamm. He inherits the crown from last year's hunka-hunka-burnin'-hotness Matt Damon.

Newcomers to the roster include Robert Buckley ("Lipstick Jungle") and Robert Pattinson ("Twilight"), who says, "Last year, all I was trying to do was get a girlfriend." The Roberts rank alongside beefcake Blair Underwood ("Dirty Sexy Money") and comely cubicle dweller John Krasinski ("The Office").

Lest you lose your shirts, studly standbys Patrick Dempsey, Johnny Depp, David Beckham and George Clooney are included in a separate category of "20 Sexy Superstars."

Indeed, there was no end to the lists the magazine has concocted for this latest in its annual "awards" series. The "Sexy Scents" section (don't say you weren't warned) includes "scratch-n-sniff" pictures of Chace Crawford, Chris Meloni and Michael Phelps, who each describe the fragrance that makes them feel their sexiest.

With his 6-foot-2 frame, seeming-disinterest in shaving on a daily basis and pecs-of-granite, Jackman is an obvious choice for the top accolade. Wife Deborra-Lee Furness says her husband is a romantic who sings ballads at home and makes pancakes for the couple's children.

Jackman turned 40 in October. According to the magazine, when he told Furness about this latest recognition, she said: "Obviously, Brad wasn't available this year."

Anonymous said...

hubba hubba

Anonymous said...

Oooh, Huge JackedMan, I love him, too. I think RDJ is better, and that article on him just about nailed it.

Heehee, I said "RDJ" and then I said "nailed."

Joaquin and Ewan are still my main celebrity luuuuurves though. And Le Jared. I have such a squee for him.

Anonymous said...

Jared & Shannon interview

they not called groupies anymore, they're called stalkers

lol & true

toujours said...

hi everyone, do you know what i have?

huh? do you? do you?











i'm holding my check from the magazine. today is my first payday as a freelance writer.

:D

i don't know whether to cash it or cast it in bronze! lol

mya said...

congratulations, TJ! That is exciting!

Anonymous said...

Congrats Toujours. Copy it and frame the copy. Cash the real one.
Hey Mya.

toujours said...

thanks mya, thanks anon! i think i will actually make a copy though, it will be a neat momento. :)

but hell yeah i'm gonna cash it. lol

Anonymous said...

Just make sure you don't the copy and the real check confused. The bank teller or store cashier won't like you trying to cash a copy of a check. ^_~

Jennicula said...

Congrats TJ - what a nice thing to have happen for you. I wish much luck and success for you in the future. May this be the first of many checks you'll need to cash.


Mayo,

Your post keeps popping back into my head. It was so visual. Not only can I picture it, I’ve been there. See, I have a friend whom I’ve known since I was 12. She lives in that apartment so exquisitely described by you.

That fork in the road? She took one path, I took the other. We were so alike way back when but are very different now. She has traveled a hard road and she looks it. After not knowing where she was for a long time, I saw her for the first time in almost 12 years this summer and it nearly broke my heart.

After years of me extending my hand to help her, and her rejecting it, she has finally reached out to me. I know I should be happy or relieved about it, but it scares me. Maybe it’s the fact that she looks to me as a safe haven. Or, maybe it’s because she thinks I’ve got it all together. I present the perfect illusion for all that. I wonder what her expectations are of me? So far I’ve only gotten a few midnight phone calls from her when she feels as if her world is twirling out of control. That I can handle. I’m glad to be her anchor to reality because she’s been adrift for way too long.

I guess, after all that rambling, just remember that even though you extend your hand in help (and it’s rejected repeatedly) one day they may actually take you up on it. You better be sure you’re not making an empty offer.

toujours said...

jennicula, that's wonderful that you can be that for your friend, though. i think giving her someone she knows she can call in the middle of the night is more valuable than anything else you could offer.

and thank you for the well wishes. :)


and anon, i'll be sure to doublecheck my check. *hee*

Anonymous said...

After years of me extending my hand to help her, and her rejecting it, she has finally reached out to me. I know I should be happy or relieved about it, but it scares me. Maybe it’s the fact that she looks to me as a safe haven. Or, maybe it’s because she thinks I’ve got it all together. I present the perfect illusion for all that. I wonder what her expectations are of me? So far I’ve only gotten a few midnight phone calls from her when she feels as if her world is twirling out of control. That I can handle. I’m glad to be her anchor to reality because she’s been adrift for way too long.

You do what you can, Jennicula. You make the offer, extend the hand, listen when they want to talk and hope you can make a difference. Sometimes that's all that's needed. Sometimes it's not enough. At least you'll know you tried. You were there for your friend.
:)

Anonymous said...

Jennicula: It's the same exact way between my cousin and I. We were at the exact same points in our lives and "fork in the road" describes it perfectly. I remember the night she and I sat down and talked about it.

After that chat, I wrote her a letter and I quoted Stairway To Heaven, which I know is cheesy, but I did it anyway. "Yes there are two paths you can go down, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on."

She chose her path. She even said that she did. I told her, I described what her life would be like (and it is) and she was like, "Whatever."

The thing about things like this--for everyone, I suspect--is that every once in a while you get to another path and you get to choose again. There always is still time as long as you're alive. Now my cousin reached such a choice this past summer, and she could have made tremendous changes. Everything she needed to begin a fresh start was right there. I guess I don't have to tell you that she chose the easy way and is still living in this apartment that Mayo describes.

And she hardly ever calls her family. >_<

Anonymous said...

as typed and released by NME

Leathermouth's debut album will be out early next year

My Chemical Romance's guitarist Frank Lero's new band Leathermouth are set to release their debut album, 'XO', next year.

The group recently signed to Epitaph, who will release the album on January 26.

Speaking on the band's blog Lero said of the record: "Damn it feels like its been a lifetime of waiting for this record to see the light of day, but it really is a dream come true."

"Every step of this journey has been a blast, from the first practice, to touring, and now seeing the artwork come to life," he continued. "I apologise to everyone that has been waiting along with us but fuck man, I've been busy ...and we really wanted to make sure everything was right and now...finally, I truly feel it's coming out right."

For more information go to Leathermouth.com.

Anonymous said...

Re: that 30STM interview, I think I've seen that one. Jared is right, too; so many people really overstep. I think a lot of people think of celebrities as public property. And they feel as if they can say anything to them, no matter how invasive or personal. I've actually heard people talk to them like that in person and make rude suggestions to either or both of the Leto brothers. Oh my god, all I can imagine is that if some damn stranger--or even a person I had known for a little while--came up to me and started saying these intimate things I would be highly offended. Just because they are rock stars and in Jared's case, movie stars, doesn't mean they should be treated like pieces of meat. I think people forget that. I can tell you straight up that Jared doesn't like that kind of junk. I can't say I blame him.

Anonymous said...

How tight are you with them?

Anonymous said...

kapunua said...

Jared is right, too; so many people really overstep. I think a lot of people think of celebrities as public property. And they feel as if they can say anything to them, no matter how invasive or personal. I've actually heard people talk to them like that in person and make rude suggestions to either or both of the Leto brothers.

I agree. A lot of people do think of celebrities as public property and feel as though they can say anything to them, or about them, no matter how invasive or personal. In person or on the internet. Noone should feel they have the right to invade their privacy, make rude remarks about them and their family or judge them.
IMO

Anonymous said...

I can tell you straight up
none of them like that kind of junk.
IMO


I wouldn't either.

toujours said...

I think a lot of people think of celebrities as public property. And they feel as if they can say anything to them, no matter how invasive or personal.

i agree with this. i think they forget that they are talking about real people altogether. it's dismaying, actually.




anyway, time to go, time to get something to eat. see you guys later!

bye blogbelieve.
bye mayo, enjoy the day. :)

Anonymous said...

Hiya TJ, hi anons!

LOL, anon, I'm not tight with them at all. I just met them once or twice, that's all, and Jared invited me to their after-show Halloween party, like he invited many of their fans that night. It was such a great night!

mya said...

Celebrities... Pfft...
They're just people. Some are nice and some are real assholes.

mya said...

I get so tickled when one of the asshole celebs gets all insulted if I'm not all giggly and gushing, and just honored to be around them!

Anonymous said...

Its important to remember that everyone has feelings, and at one time or another, everybody hurts.

Anonymous said...

I agree with that, too. I don't think they're above being held to the same standards the rest of us are held to. That's the other side of it that annoys me just as much. Some are real nice, and some are douches.

mya said...

Cry me a river, anon...

I'm not going to worry about some celebrity getting all pissy because he was expecting me to ask him for his autograph, when I was actually trying to just walk past him!

Anonymous said...

Except me, 2:03. I personally don't have those. ;D

mya said...

I don't see a need for getting anyone's autograph anyway. Although I did get the signatures of some of the boys in MCR, just cause I was following my daughter... I don't even know where that shit is anymore...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that would be silly of them, Mya.

One time in Seattle I met Mark Arm from Mudhoney and I bought a CD after their concert. (Actually it was his other band that i liked better, Bloodloss.) He asked if I wanted him to sign it and I said, "No thanks." He told me, "That's cool; I respect that."

He was real nice. :)

Anonymous said...

Although I actually do have about two autographed CDs from 30STM. They just sign them once you buy them at their shows. I had a few more but I gave them away to my cousins and their friends.

mya said...

The best part of that experience was that I wasn't prepared, I hadn't expected to be there in that line, so when I was in front of Toro, I had to dig into my purse for something for him to write on and pulled out my credit card statement! He thought that was funny and asked, "you want me to sign THIS?" I jerked it back and said, "Oh, hell, No! But it you want to pay it, you can!"

Anonymous said...

i hear what you are saying 2:03.

mya said...

I hear what 2:03 is saying too...

Anonymous said...

I hear you 2:03 and 2:11.

mya said...

And I hear you 2:03 and 2:11 AND 2:17

Anonymous said...

No, Mya, clearly you don't.

Anonymous said...

Bwaha! Toro is the man. ^_^

mya said...

Yes, Anon, I perfectly and vividly do, I assure you.

Anonymous said...

Anon Mya is always a bitch, just ignore her.

mya said...

Yes, whenever someone doesn't agree with you, they are a bitch... Nice...

Anonymous said...

I think Mya knows what she does and doesn't hear. There's no need to be rude to her.

mya said...

It's OK, defending anon... That shit doesn't ruffle me.

Anonymous said...

Good Mya. Don't let it.

Anonymous said...

She actually was the one who was rude to the anon at 2:03.

Mya said...
Cry me a river, anon...

mya said...

You called me a bitch...

Like that was a bad thing!


LOLOLOLOL!

Anonymous said...

My sillyass aviary birds just knocked down their water bowl. I had put it on top of a heated disk, but then later I ended up taking my actual plug-in heated bird water bowl and putting that in there instead. Maybe I'll just leave the plug in one and let them figure it out. They are silly creatures. Right now they're all poking around by the disk heater and the blanket I put over it. They're so cute and so much fun to watch.

Anonymous said...

Mya why are you so bitter? Why are you always so bitchy? It was better when you weren't here.

Anonymous said...

It's funny, when I ask my Dad to help me with something, he invariably ends up doing most of it. Today I asked if he'd come and put some plexiglass on the aviary to make it warmer for the winter. I put up the plexiglass across the top (under my huuuuge sprawling grapevines) and then my Dad did the rest.

But of course, you can't bother him or offer to help when he gets into it. And since it's my Dad and he does tend to do things in a way much more complicated than I do, of course he somehow managed to cut his finger and get blood everywhere. The aviary's all splattered with it now. O_O

But I still don't think I could have finished it today without him there.

Anonymous said...

What she actually said was


Mya said...
Cry me a river, anon...
I'm not going to worry about some celebrity getting all pissy because he was expecting me to ask him for his autograph, when I was actually trying to just walk past him!


I'm not going to worry about that either. We all have enough real problems in life to worry about.
Sometimes celebrities don't want to give autographs
and that's fine.
Sometimes some of us are just trying to walk through the crowd and don't have the time or the inclination to stop. That should be fine too.

Anonymous said...

Video game consoles and the energy they use.

Video game consoles consume a "staggeringly high" amount of energy, according to a report the Natural Resources Defense Council is releasing on Wednesday. How much electricity do they use each year? About as much as it takes to power the city of San Diego.

WTF.

Fortunately it also goes on to say that the Wii, which is what I have, doesn't use a lot of energy, and that it saves tons of energy if you turn them off once you're done using them. I always leave my Wii off when I'm not playing with it.

I so very much wish they had named it something else. >_<

mya said...

Anon, I'm not always so bitchy. In fact, I've been in a great mood lately!

You're just feeling touchy because you think this other Anon is Mayo. And heaven forbid that we should not all fall on our faces in worship of him...

Pffft....

Anonymous said...

Speak for yourself 2:32.

It would be better for me
if you left 2:32.
I guess sometimes we don't get what we want.

Anonymous said...

A lot of people tend to assume that anons who use punctuation are Mayo. I'm not saying that's the case right now, but it does happen. As if he invented the comma and only rents it out to other people sometimes. ;)

Anonymous said...

what does any of that rant have to do with what the anon said? the anon was just saying that everyone has feelings, they didn't say celebrities deserve any kind of special treatment. i think the anon was more likely to have been responding to kapu's story about how people say rude inappropriate or suggestive things to celebs and treat them like public property. but once again mya, you manage to make it all about you.

Anonymous said...

But sometimes
we do!

mya said...

Kapunua, it's great that your Dad is there to help you in whatever you need, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

I have to go do my laundry. Later!

mya said...

No, no, no... Let's go through this one more time - It is all about MAYO, remember?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, my Dad is a good Dad. He helps everybody. If my cousins ever need anything, he's there right away, too. He likes to help. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, and my Mom is the same way. She is always available to help anyone. And she drives my cousin everywhere (my cousin doesn't drive) and helps her with every little thing and every big thing. She does the same for me, too. That's just how my family is; if you need something, someone is bound to be right there, and willing to help you.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I have to go start my laundry. Catch you all later!

mya said...

Seeing as there was only 2 minutes between my comment and the Anon's comment, and approximately 20 minutes between Kapunua's story and the Anon's comment? Yes, I ASSumed the Anon was speaking to me.

mya said...

Seeing as there were only 2 minutes

Anonymous said...

Mayo did not invent the comma. I did. I also invented the semicolon, colon, the opening parenthesis and the question mark.
I have proof. There is a video of me inventing those forms of punctuation. Unfortunately, the Plutonians took the video with them when the left Earth.
They are holding the video until I can convince astronomers to reclassify Pluto as a planet.
I have my work cut out for me.
Wish me luck.

Anonymous said...

cos it's all about you mya

mya said...

OK, Anon, why don't we make it all about YOU now? We'll give you a turn.

You have the floor...

Anonymous said...

I don't want it, you do.

mya said...

Oh, c'mon, Anon... We're all sitting on the edge of our seats, waiting in anticipation...

mya said...

Well, that was riveting, I must say...

Gotta go...

See ya, Anons!

Anonymous said...

When has Mya ever demanded or wanted the floor?
Just askin'.

Anonymous said...

just leave already mya

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Everyone, how are you?


Carrie, I'm so glad Al is OK. Good luck with the job interview sweetie.

Miranth, good luck with the house moving sweetie.

TJ, congrats sweetie. We knew you could do it.

FASC Germany 1 Englnad 2

Yayhay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked porridge. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?

I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry,I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy tights.

Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My backside went next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my
{original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier.

Now, my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.

It was two years ago when I realised my arms had been switched. One morning I was brushing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish.

Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity.

NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning.In despair, I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next? My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled.

That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee. That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you?

The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted", look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs .. and I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!

This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS.

P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.

Now I keep them hidden in my waistband!!!!

Anonymous said...

When are you gonna leave 3:14? Huh? Mya was simply having a conversation with Kapu.
There was no need to attack her.
Hi MissTot.

MissTottenham said...

OMG! I was so excited I spelled England wrong. Duh!!!!!!!!!


Go Eng-er-land!!!!

Anonymous said...

Shit! I knew it! Someone stole my butt! Bring it back! :)

MissTottenham said...

Hiya anon @ 3:19. how are you sweetie?

MissTottenham said...

LOL anon @ 3:20.

Me too. I preffered the original to the one I have now.

Bastard arse thieves.

Anonymous said...

I wanna go to Eng-er-land, MissTot.
Sounds loverly.
I'm o.k.
How's you?

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks anon. A lot happier after last night's result.

So, have I missed anything? What you guys up to?






Hiya mya sweetie.

MissTottenham said...

LOL anon.

Eng-er-land is lov-er-ly hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

MissTot, you have missed some loverly and some not loverly things.
Some crying, some hypocisy, some joy, some sorrow, some genuine feelings being expressed, some worrying about Mayo. An anon trying to insult Mya. The usual.

Anonymous said...

Bye MissTot
Mya
and 3:20.

MissTottenham said...

Thanks anon.

The whole gamut of loverly emotions then.

It's better than TV here.

MissTottenham said...

Goodbye anon sweetie.

So short and sweet.

Have a great evening.

tata.

farawaysoclose said...

miss T!!

hi babe!

MissTottenham said...

Hiya FASC sweetie.

FANTASTIC RESULT!!!!!!!!

farawaysoclose said...

why do i not have a capital letter?? some do some don't.

i don't want one but i don't understand??

great result last night Miss T!!

hi mya!

any anons.

hello mr mayonaise!

hello SS!

farawaysoclose said...

thank god miss T!! we have had a good run haven't we?!

confidence high!

all good.

how are you doing?

MissTottenham said...

I'm doing good thank FASC, you?


It was great last night. I was worried when Carson ballsed up again but good Old Terry rescued the situation.

We are doing good right now. Long may it last.

farawaysoclose said...

i am not John Terry lover but good on him!!

i still want Becks to play again, break the record and all that! but then i am a Man U fan!!

farawaysoclose said...

not A John Terry lover



obviously!

MissTottenham said...

God yeah, I want Becks back.

No one can take the corners and free kicks like him. Even if he's slower on the field, we need him for the set pieces.

Anonymous said...

Hi there FASC. Hi MissTot ^_^

Anonymous said...

you're still little!

farawaysoclose said...

glad you appreciate him for his ability miss T!

have you seen how many tats he has now? it was in The Sun today. he was watching some LA lakers?? game oh and Posh was out with Eva Longoria or something in LA! their boys are growing up so fast!

well fuck so are mine!

farawaysoclose said...

girls and boys that is!

ooh had a Blur moment!!


anon....WHY am i still little??!

Anonymous said...

maybe you're too special to be in capitals fasc :)

MissTottenham said...

Hiya BC sweetie.

I love my little nicknames.

How are you today sweetie?




Oh yeah FASC. It's his talent I admire and not at all his gorgeous looks, fit body and thighs to die for.


Yeah, full arm tats I saw. I don't know how much further they go.

Anonymous said...

ohh you like thighs too Miss T?

...give me a man with a nice set of thighs...*sighs*

Anonymous said...

I like your nicknames Miss T. They make me smile. I'm doing okay. I'm staying in today while eating some cookies.

Are you fully recovered from the flu yet?

farawaysoclose said...

hiya BC!!

hi anon!


i don't actually fancy Becks Miss T!

honest!

my heart belongs to Ryan Giggs!

i just always thought he was fucking lovely!

shit is that you eyes and thighs anon??!

Anonymous said...

Hi there anon

MissTottenham said...

LOL FASC, girls and boys. I loved Blur. saw them Live a few times.

Oh dear FASC. Ryan Giggs has such awfully hairy legs.


Oooooooo BC, hand over some of them there cookies. Yumm Yumm. I hope you have a great day staying in eating cookies. Sounds good to me.




Hiya anon. Oh yes, a good pair of thoughs is the thing.

When asked if I could choose the manner of my death, I say suffocation. When people ook perplexed I explain that I would like to be suffocated between David Beckham's golden brown thighs.

Anonymous said...

no fasc, sorry to disappoint.

MissTottenham said...

thoughs hahahahahaha

I meant thighs.

Once again, getting too excited as I type.

ergoproxy said...

gooooooood morning!

hi Anon
MissT
BC
fasc


fasc if you want to be Fasc you have to go to your profile and type in your display name with a capital
it used to ignore capitals and apparently now doesn't

farawaysoclose said...

LOL FASC, girls and boys. I loved Blur. saw them Live a few times.

miss T just the once for me and Matt Lucas was the warm up! fucking special!

Oh dear FASC. Ryan Giggs has such awfully hairy legs.

shit i know miss T! but i was not thinking about that when i (imaginatively??) fell in love with him!!

no fasc, sorry to disappoint.

all cool anon, not disappointed!

ergoproxy said...

thighs are good.....

farawaysoclose said...

morning ergo!!!!!

thanks but i think i'll leave it.
i just couldn't undersand??!

Anonymous said...

thighs are very good...

Anonymous said...

Thanks Miss T *hands a bunc of chocolate chip cookies to Miss T*

Good morning Ergo!

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Ergo sweetie, what you up to today?



LOL FASC, how sweet of you to ignore his thigh deformities in the name of love.


I saw the fantastic Mark and Lard support Blur. That was hilarious.

MissTottenham said...

*munch much*

Thanks BC sweetie.

*wipes crumbs from chin*

You sure know how to have a good day.

I hope to have a good pizza filled day tomorrow. Well, a pizza filled tea-time anyway.

ergoproxy said...

thighs are very very goood.....

(I could visualise for hours)


I am working today missT so just jumping on while I have breakfast and get ready

what have you been up to this week?

farawaysoclose said...

I saw the fantastic Mark and Lard support Blur. That was hilarious.

oh wow mark and lard!! memories!

shit i'm a celebrity is getting wank!! jesus!!

esther ranson said fuck!

(this is purely for the UK citizens!! sorry!)

Anonymous said...

You're welcome Miss T. Pizza day sounds lovely :)

ergoproxy said...

shit i'm a celebrity is getting wank!! jesus!

...and the award for most obscure sentence at Mayo's for the week of Nov 14 -21 goes to......


*fumbles with envelope*

FASSC!!!!!!!!

ergoproxy said...

wow fasc you got an extra S!

farawaysoclose said...

...and the award for most obscure sentence at Mayo's for the week of Nov 14 -21 goes to......


*fumbles with envelope*

FASSC!!!!!!!!


oh shit! i just know i would trip on my way to the podium!!

thank you ergo!

it is set in your country ergo after all!!!!!!!

farawaysoclose said...

wow fasc you got an extra S!

that is cos i am SS's long lost sister in law apparantly!

i am racing you for top spot ergo btw!!

MissTottenham said...

Enjoy work Ergo sweetie. I've not been up to much this week although we have been dogsitting the fluff ball again.


Yeah FASC, it is getting wank. I don't like Kilroy. I think there will be arguments now the new campers are there.



So BC, do thighs do it for you too?

farawaysoclose said...

i fuckin hate Killroy miss T!! argumentative twat!

has ergo gone?

i wanted a race!

ergoproxy said...

I just straightened my hair

and it's ON FASC!!

farawaysoclose said...

killroy = kilroy

i think?

actually does not matter!!

farawaysoclose said...

oh fuck!

ergoproxy said...

me!

farawaysoclose said...

fuck!

ergoproxy said...

me!

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