Of all the translations of Charles Baudelaire's Rêve parisien that I have read, this version is my favorite.
Parisian Dream
I
That marvelous landscape of my dream —
Which no eye knows, nor ever will —
At moments, wide awake, I seem
To grasp, and it excites me still.
Sleep, how miraculous you are —
A strange caprice had urged my hand
To banish, as irregular,
All vegetation from that land;
And, proud of what my art had done,
I viewed my painting, knew the great
Intoxicating monotone
Of marble, water, steel and slate.
Staircases and arcades there were
In a long labyrinth, which led
To a vast palace; fountains there
Were gushing gold, and gushing lead.
And many a heavy cataract
Hung like a curtain, — did not fall,
As water does, but hung, compact,
Crystal, on many a metal wall.
Tall nymphs with Titan breasts and knees
Gazed at their images unblurred,
Where groves of colonnades, not trees,
Fringed a deep pool where nothing stirred.
Blue sheets of water, left and right,
Spread between quays of rose and green,
To the world's end and out of sight,
And still expanded, though unseen.
Enchanted rivers, those — with jade
And jasper were their banks bedecked;
Enormous mirrors, dazzled, made
Dizzy by all they did reflect.
And many a Ganges, taciturn
And heedless, in the vaulted air,
Poured out the treasure of its urn
Into a gulf of diamond there.
As architect, it tempted me
To tame the ocean at its source;
And this I did, — I made the sea
Under a jeweled culvert course.
And every color, even black,
Became prismatic, polished, bright;
The liquid gave its glory back
Mounted in iridescent light.
There was no moon, there was no sun, —
For why should sun and moon conspire
To light such prodigies? — each one
Blazed with its own essential fire!
A silence like eternity
Prevailed, there was no sound to hear;
These marvels all were for the eye,
And there was nothing for the ear.
II
I woke; my mind was bright with flame;
I saw the cheap and sordid hole
I live in, and my cares all came
Burrowing back into my soul.
Brutally the twelve strokes of noon
Against my naked ear were hurled;
And a gray sky was drizzling down
Upon this sad, lethargic world.
— Edna St. Vincent Millay, Flowers of Evil (NY: Harper and Brothers, 1936)
p.s. you will find figs and days, lyrics and plays.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
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Now THAT, I'd pay good money to see. Although the vision I've conjured in my head is pretty, uh, interesting. O_o
Hey TJ!
J :D
Toujours @+o+@
Amyranth, I'll do my best to act surprised when you mention it.
hi TJ
ok amy here's another:
remaking fame would be like remaking Footloose
please say you've seen that!
;)
Hello Tj
hello, j., and dw, and ergo, and martha. :)
dw: H_x
;)
Or, to a lesser degree perhaps, Saturday Night Fever.
....
-A hasn't seen footloose.
(DW, you're too nice)
Friday nights suck nothing comes on TV.
Martha, then it's time for cartoons! YAY!
J NOOOOOOOO!
the only people who got away with touching on a remake of that was for the little bit in Flying High (or it was Airplane for you guys?)
and where can I pick up my new car???
Amy's Homework
watch Fame and Footloose, and report back to me with a short review of your experience as soon as possible!
I have a bunch on my computer I need to watch So that is a good idea.
Hey TJ
Now that I think of it I haven't seen Fame either. I have seen bits of it and the some of the TV show.
"(DW, you're too nice)"
*falls off chair*
Yeah, Ergo, it was Airplane here. That's one of my favorite movies! I love that kind of humor. Have you seen Hot Shots! with Charlie Sheen? Too funny.
hi there bc. :)
Ergo, can't I just read the synopsis online?
DW, that's was pretty good wasn't it?
-A
oh yes J! and the Naked Gun tv series and movies
I love Leslie Nielsen as a comic, amazes me how he bagan as a leading man in Forbidden Planet
MJ you now have homework too ;]
Oh man, now look what's happened. Big D's fallen out on the floor! Are you alright, honey? Do you need some help?
J, I think I'll be ok. It just scares me when people say strange things to me like that.
well Amy you could but you'd miss the best of the movies, the storylines were fairly predictable but they were teen musicals at a time there really were no movies like that.
They would be a bit dated now, but like Jaws etc, they were stand outs for their time
And Ergo, you can pick up your new car...ooooover THERE, by the, uh, pond-thingy! (Ask the guinea pigs, they know.)
Yes yes, the Naked Gun movies, and of course Mel Brooks movies. "Blazing Saddles" and "Young Frankenstein" are my very faves of his. "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" is really funny too.
I guess there will be a Jaws remake next
I understand how that could be traumatic, DW. Heaven knows those kinds of statements freak me out, too. O_o
DW I think you are a nice person
J have you, or has anyone else , seen Jaques Tati as Monsieur Hulot?
Afraid not, Ergo. I've seen Peter Sellars as Inspector Clouseau. Is he along the same line?
Martha, that makes sense. You should think you are a nice person.
I'm only messing with you.
Thank you for making me even more uncomfortable. ;)
LOL. I was hoping you fall on the floor again.
I guess this means I am Amy as well
he is and Mr Bean but M. Hulot was the first, the films were from the 1950's to begin, french and mostly silent, though any speaking has been dubbed to english
I saw them as a child and loved them, and you can see the influence in the others
here's one of my fave scenes M. Hulots Holiday
tennis game, I do this when I am playing for fun,and NO ONE KNOWS WHY! lol
have you heard the Goon Show? with Peter Sellers Spike Milligan and Harry Seacombe? I ahve the episodes on album, and a book of scripts. I used to listen to them on the radio (not original broadcasts of course!)
*grins at MJ*
Blazing Saddles, Dracula: DALI, and of course, Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
-A
Yes, we are all each other.
So I flashed my tits at myself and didn't look at it. I have to say I am one amazing person
MJ, that takes some real restraint.
I have a hard time not watching myself put my ...
uh.
Sorry.
-A goes back to collecting beads on the invisible float.
So, Ergo, do we ever find out why he does that back and forth thing with the racket?
Martha, I commend you on your mad flashing skillz. :D
Robin Hood: Men In Tights. LOVE it. Richard Lewis was one of the best parts, I thought.
MJ that shows a real quality of character, I find I am drawn to look everytime I flash myself!
I do wish I had your restraint
J, he hasn't played before so when he buys the racquet it's the way the woman showed him in the store so it's what he does, every time.
Robin Hood: Men In Tights. LOVE it. Richard Lewis was one of the best parts, I thought.
"I hope this is worth all the NOISE!"
"I have a MOLE?"
-A
"I have a MOLE?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hi Amy ergo, J, MJ and DW!
:)
Amy, I never saw that movie - Is cary elwes in it?
I'll check back someone who is supposed to be sleeping is looking over my shoulder!
:)
"Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears!"
*showered with ears*
"That's disgusting."
-A
Mira, it is a Cary Elwes movie. I enjoyed it a lot.
He was good in The Princess Bride too, but I think there's a good lot of people that agree on that.
-A
Hi Miranth!
LoL ep
i think you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who didn't like "the princess bride" that's for sure.
the book was so much fun, too. :)
hello Miranth
god I haven't seen that for years!
lol
I love Princess Bride too
Hi Miranth!
I just saw an infomercial for a Miraclebag, like a
*annoying american infomercial woman voice*
17 COMPARTMENT HANDBAG THAT WILL COMPLETELY REVOLUTIONISE AND ORGANISE YOUR LIFE!!!
however
the main point the woman appeared to be making was that it was completely "Hands Free"
now bugger me sideways but isn't that the whole point of a handbag in the FIRST PLACE!!!!
Hand bag...hands free? Sounds like a bit of an oxymoron to me. ;)
How do you get your stuff out if it's hands-free? Does it just leap out on its own? Is there a small person in the bag that hands you what you need? What?
I think it's Hands Free because it has it's own force field. It just floats behind you.
Ergo, does it come with a free PedEgg that you don't have to touch?
-A
LOL J.
I know J! it does appear the woman was actually using her hands, so i'd say i should sue them for aflse advertising!
Dammit I want a small person to give me my stuff!
and I want it floating in a force field behind me!
Amy, J I think we should patent this!
but the pedegg???? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I don't want one of those things anywhere near me!
by the way aflse advertising is faaaar worse than false advertising
Aflse advertising happened to me once.
I went to bring it up with my alwrey, and wow. He said it was going to be a massive urcot sace, and I should get a HUGE testlemnet. But I never saw that sabtadr again.
-A
ergoproxy said...
by the way aflse advertising is faaaar worse than false advertising
October 18, 2008 1:16 AM
I've heard that, Ergo. Those dastardly aflse advertising execs can really stick it to you!
Let's get that bag into production, ladies! DW, would you write our ads for us?
oh big lolz amy!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I just watched a Ped Egg video! I wanted to see what it was. Gross.
Why didn't you guys warn me!
Ugh.
Ok - I'll have another glass of wine and forget about it.*
*If I disappear its because everyone is calling - they don't know I don't have my car back!
sorry Miranth we should have warned you!
isn't it the worst!
*bows*
Thank you Erog!
-M
Hi miranth
Mira, it is pretty gross, isn't it? It's like they think your heels are made of Parmesan cheese or something. :P
-A
Think I'm out of the loop on the PedEgg thing. Anyone have a quick synopsis of it? NO PICTURES if it's nassy. And I have a feeling it's nassy.
I also think DW has fallen asleep at the 'board.
J, it's nassy. Very.
It's basically a little egg shaped skin exfoliant, but to get the point across, they fill it with parmesan cheese.
Yuk.
-A
J you really need to see the vid, but it's a teeny grater on one side of an egg shaped thing which you grate the icky dry skin off your feet and it collects it inside then you can tip it out
but they show you...
it's awful!
J you use it on your feet to get rid of dead skin
amy I don't know if every shot is parmesan cheese
Nassy nassy nassy! Grating the dead skin off your feet? Uh, NO! Pumice stones are bad enough, but a CHEESE GRATER? Oh HELL no.
Oh, and Amy: shouldn't that be "thnak" you? ;)
Yes Ergo!
hi BC *hugs*! :) I left you a response at my place as it was personal.
Amy - parm. cheese - gross!
J - Don't do it!!!! I mean it!
Sorry typing and talking at the same time -
and I'm not good at typing!
I seen those Ped Egg commercials. Looks like a giant ovary.
I won't, Miranth! I swear! *shudders*
*will have nightmares about shredding dead foot skin like Parmesan cheese*
*shudders again*
oh BC!!
rubbing your feet with a giant grating ovary!!
O_O
Bleeding Chaos said...
I seen those Ped Egg commercials. Looks like a giant ovary.
October 18, 2008 1:39 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BC, I nearly spat out my cookie!
Aw J, you caught me!
Hallo again Mira and BC!
MJ, did they trick you into watching it too?
Ergo, it looks like it's always parmesan. Which is sad for the cheese.
-A
(O)_(O)
O GOD.
BC WHY??!!?!?
-A
GIANT OVARY! Laughing so hard I am about to fall off the damn chair!
PS - We had fiber night here - my fibers are chain mail, but whatever, so I have been drinking with company all night, but I couldn't keep up.
And here I am - an alocoholic - I feel like a pitiful specimen!
:)
PS - We had fiber night here
THIS ISN'T HELPING.
-A
No amy my aunt has one
Hallo amy!
Sorry for the mental image guys, but it does look like one. Seriously. Hehe. Thanks miranth.
And now I shall return to resting my eyes.
Hmmm I don't find Bc's comment shocking.
OHHHHH! AMY! GROSS!
I meant yarns -n- shit :D
But hilarious!
Oh Martha, I'm so sorry. *dabs at eyes*
PS - We had fiber night here
I hesitate to ask, Mira. TMI! WTMFI!!
BC - After that fantastic piece of witty repartee, You're Leaving!
Please, don't go! I need the hilarity! (and your kindness:) And I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of us did too!
*hugs* (giant ones) anyway!
:)
Sorry Mira! I just... eeek.
-A
J - I can't b reathe!!
Not only are you guys making me laugh, but I couldn't believe how much the old knitters could drink! I almost (rode a bike, mind you) to the wine store! (there's only 1 liquor store in this backwater.)
And they had kids in tow, no less!
Miranth, well, I have my moments, but thank you for the kind comment :)
I was resting before I decided to drop that comment. These new pair of glasses I was wearing were killing my eyes, so I had to take a break.
PPS - They were all afraid of offending me about my chain maille too.
Poor sweeties - little did they know!
:D
Pah. Chain Mail isn't offensive.
It's defensive. Duh.
-A
I'm worried about the company you keep, Mira. Do they drown themselves in cheap wine and then try to knit? Those needles could put someone's eye out!
oh goodness I had no idea what fiber night was!
I was thinking like fibre you eat, for regularity and it just made no sense what so ever!
MJ does the ped egg work?
I imagine it would be good if it did but that ad is so gross!
Or are they knitting themselves bottle covers for the cheap wine?
Inquiring minds!
-A
SEE? Ergo thought the SAME thing!
-A isn't sure if she wants to be happy about that though...
BC - I appreciate even more you impulse to join us here - migraines can result from eye problems, I know! I still don't wear glasses though.
I hope you adjust soon or give your eyes a rest. I do understand! But I enjoyed your company even for a minute.
Take care BC! I hope you feel better!
Amy - defensive!!!! I am laughing again.
You guys are hilarious!
Despite the hilarity, ladies, I'm off to beddy bye. Had a really great time tonight!
Thanks Ergo, Amy, BC, Martha, and Mira! Goodnight to all of you, and to TJ (who disappeared right after she appeared) and DW (who no doubt dropped off during one of the slow moments)!
Goodnight Mayo, I like the Baudelaire poem. Good choice.
love, faith, hope, beads, NO PedEggs
miranth, were you really working on chain mail while they knitting?
Ep I have no idea if it works I just saw it sitting there
*grins at Mira*
It was a cheap joke!
BC, breaking in new glasses can be a bitch, I hope you're better soon!
-A
good night j. (i was here the whole time, didn't you see me on the couch?)
sweet dreams. :)
Goodnight J, and L by osmosis!
-A
goodnight j
BC what amy said.
J - Hilarious! They are the most inoffensive upwardly mobile people you would ever want to meet!
I prefer the ghetto myself, but whatever!
They even helped me with my craft, though they gave me a sour look! :)
ergo - one of my brothers in law named it fiber night. I didn't realize what he meant at first and was afraid to join them!*
*especially when I found out they ran ALL of the animal exhibits from the state fair. I was afraid what 'fibers' they may have brought!
Goodnight J - I am afraid I am slow at typing in this condition!
Sweet dreams! :) A la Baudelaire!
TJ - YES, but I was sewing fish scale chain mail onto a corset. I treated it prior to give some a dull gun metal grey look and some have 'crystal' looking facets like sugar.
I think I may get enough panels done to wear it for halloween.
Goodnight J sweet dreams. Thanks mj and amy. I'm actually thinking of returning the glasses and getting another pair. The glasses make me squint a lot. My left eye feels a bit strained because of it.
Mira, we sell Llama, Alpaca and Cashmere at my store. People buy it, so I guess it's okay.
In fact, when I worked at the pet store, there was an ad in a magazine for a company that would take stray hairs from your dog or cat, and spin it into knittable wool.
-A
BC - Maybe you should get the prescription re-checked? It takes a while to adjust, but it shouldn't be so terrible!
Thanks miranth
fish scale mail, miranth, that's very pretty. i've seen some sca guys with that kind, romano-brit personas. neat.
BC, I find when they change my prescription, I have eyestrain with or without them on.
Contacts are even worse, because everything is so sharp, so quick.
Be careful about returning them though, they might not let you.
-A
Amy - That is actually pretty cool. So many people don't think of recycling and saving things from the landfill. Also - the pet hair may hold a comforting reminder for pet owners.
(Getting my car fixed like new reduces my carbon footprint, regardless of the hassle.) And yes, I consider that.
Dear SS,
Saturday night: "Rocky Horror Picture Show". Costume contest before the movie. We don't technically have real costumes, but we'll find SOMEthing to wear!
So, I probably won't be on tomorrow. Hope you have a wonderful Saturday/Sunday AM. Take it easy, ok?
Goodnight, baby. I love you.
My heart to yours, always.
I was thinking of doing that miranth. Because of that, I'm now wearing my old glasses for the time being.
I think I need a bit softer prescription and nothing too harsh that would make me squint so much. My eyes were aching and dried from doing that constantly with the new pair.
Mira, I do that from time to time too. The Christmas tree dilemma is becoming a hard decision.
Do I get a plastic one, that's adding waste to the planet with manufacturing, or do I get a live one? It's been chopped down, and is essentially a dying plant in the center of my living room.
Sure, you can mulch the tree and return it to the garden, but you're still taking a tree out of the environment that it could be helping to clean.
-A thinks too much.
BC - Its true! :) *HUGS* cause you know I mean it.
TJ - I soaked my scale in vinegar first - giving it a crystalline looking finish. The pieces that I over-oxidized I cleaned and they are gun metal color.
Its pretty cool, if I do say so.
I got it from the Ring Lord online. Did they buy their pieces finished or make them?
Thanks Amy. Actually, I wear contacts too. I got fitted for them last year, but they're comfortable enough for me to wear when I go to concerts or what not.
BC - I gave up on the prescription altogether, given the head headaches. If I still health care, I would go back and get the prescription fine tuned. its important.
Amy - get a real tree and compost it perhaps? I am not sure, but that sounds best!
On the phone for a bit. Will check back!
goodnight J
sorry for my absence I'm drinking beer outside
sweet dreams
MJ if you are ever over there again,m pleeaaaaaaaase try the ped egg and let us know!
miranth, the people i know make their own. chain mail is relatively simple once you find the right gauge wire.
Teej, really? What gauge? 28? 30?
-A
ergoproxy said...
goodnight J
sorry for my absence I'm drinking beer outside
sweet dreams
MJ if you are ever over there again,m pleeaaaaaaaase try the ped egg and let us know!
October 18, 2008 2:29 AM
Ewww Ep someone else dead skin is on that.
BC someone once told me that they make you eye glasses stronger than they need to be so you have to come back.
Thanks miranth. I think I'm gonna call about that on monday.
oh hell, amyranth, i don't know. i've never made the stuff myself. i bet i could find out though, if you really want to know?
Thanks mj. I'm guessing that's what they did, so they shall be expecting a phone call from me this week.
I am off to bed guys goodnight
good night martha. sweet dreams.
here's a good article about making chain mail, amyranth. it goes into everything you need, the process, the whole shebang. :)
Goodnight mj
Oooh, thank you for the link Teej!
Somebody's getting chainmail underwear for Christmas! XD
-A
fair point MJ ask them if it works, that may be safer!
sweet dreams
LOL!
And in reply to your earlier comment Teej, sure! I'd like to know more about making chainmail!
*giggles*
Sorry, things are winding down on my end.
-A
you're welcome for the "link" amyranth. ;)
Goodnight MJ, see you later!
-A
wwo make your own chain mail! I think I'd buy the rings, but then making them would be cheaper, and doesn't look that hard
not that I have a huge need of chainmail, but we have these clips you use to attach wire mesh to straight wire and such and they are little rings with a special pair of pliers that you use to hold them and shut them over the wire, I always make spare ones into sort of chain mail bits by joining them up
wwo?
and I have only had one beer
i'm told once you get the hang of it, it is quite soothing to do.
speaking of fencing I must go help repair one, sweet dreams everyone, see you on the flip saide!
*snorts* Poor Ergo! When do you plan to hit the scothc? Send me an email, I wanna see what else we can invent!
Well girls, I think I need to get some sleep. I'll see you later tomorrow night!
Goodnight Lovelies, Mayo and SS!
-A
saide!
That's gaelic, right?
Hey guys! Ergo speaks gaelic!
-A
good night ergo, good night amyranth. sweet dreams.
Goodnight ergo and amy.
time for me to go to bed too. good night bc, and miranth, and any lurking readers.
sweet dreams all.
Anyone here?
Goodnight TJ swet dreams
BC - Are you still here?
Sorry - I was on the phone.
mayo,
i'm tired, my ankle still hurts like crazy (i walk like an extra from the "thriller" video, i swear), and tonight i just didn't have anything of value to add to the conversation. i sat on your couch, i drank my coffee, and i read along.
it's strange, but the longer you go without making a comment, the harder it gets to say anything. it's like the silence increases. i erased half-a-dozen incomplete comments, all stalled out before i could even post them.
it wasn't all that bad a day, even sitting stymied on the sidelines here tonight, but i'm glad it's over.
mayo, i was thinking about your new post. i went and found online copies of her books (at project gutenburg, natch), and am starting to read them. i thank you for that. but i was also thinking about why you decided to share this poem with us now. i can only speculate, of course.
and of course, my first thought is to link it to all the things going on in blogbelieve. when i post poetry on my blog, however, it's usually because i'm feeling like i need something new there but i have few words of my own to share. so, i go out and find a poem, or an image, to post instead. sometimes it's something that says what i can't, sometimes it's just something that caught my fancy.
are you sharing this with us mayo because you didn't really have anything to say, but you knew we were sitting here?
whatever your motivation, i enjoy reading your favorite poems as much as your own writing. there is charm in each. they both have things to tell.
and sometimes, the words just aren't there.
good night, friend. be well.
I'm still here miranth, but I'll be heading off to bed.
How are you?
I am good BC. Just Checking out DW's blog and laughing my ass off.
I left completely retarded comments, but it was fun.
:)
Miranth, have you been drinking? You did, didn't you? ^_~
I must say that your comments are making me giggle just a bit miranth ^_^
I hope you're not doing anything rash, and that you're safe.
BC - I had to delete my previous two comments as they were filled with double entendres.
That should tell you all you need to know! ;)
someone is in dire need of a good lick
Oh BC - you read them!
I meant to delete them beforehand, but blogger logged me out.
I didn't mean them like that!
I will make someone take me out, though, even if its just me, but it never comes to that.
I know a lot of people here.
my love note has gone flat
yes my eyes are burning red, and thoughts of murder run through my head. oh my eyes are bloodshot red, put a bullet right through my head. i am my own bomb, i am my own slave. i hate my life now, and all of this is because of you. i wanna die, i hate myself. is anyone listening? no. i wanna lay low, but you want a funeral. you are a lie, and i am the liar. you can all go fuck yourselves. all this poison inside my brain has given false hope it's such a shame. i'm done, this is my last call. oh god just take me away.
your friends are full of shit
i can't pretend that i can stomach your face. i can't believe the shit that comes out. i'll never forget, never relent, never recant. my face is too far gone, been walking forever, caring about what you think. that's what i said baby, its where its at baby, i'll wear a smile when i stab you in the back baby. so watch your step kid, protect your neck kid, and if you're lucky they wont find you fucking dead. you're keeping this shit alive? you're full of shit. right, how can't you remember my name? you never gave a shit. you are the maggots i never forget. say your forevers and never forget. i tried for so long, trust me i fucking tried. riot, you're such a fucking riot. just walk away bitch before i drop you. a life for a life, an eye for an eye. i can't pretend that you're just like me. a life for a life, an eye for an eye. we'll leave the world blind and keep pretending. just walk away before i drop you. you're fucking dead bitch.
link
Anon - that's hilarious!
I am rolling
(with laughter, if you must know!)
That's it young lady, we need to put you to bed this instant! ^_^
hmmm?
There's licks...and then...oh well
click
Bc - I am cozy, but not tired.
I could think of a lot of people for whom those lyrics would be suitable!
!
And this is just off the top of my head!
(I should leave my typos - they're hysterical!)
They look like they've been to Detroit!!!!!
:)
But those aren't the guys I saw here?!?!
Jeez, those lyrics sound really angry. I'm trying to go to sleep, but then I keep remembering that earlier at the bookstore, they gave out free samples of mocha and latte and I drank two small cups of the stuff :/
BC - Coffee keeps me awake, too. Try to lay down, but if it doesn't work, engage in a boring activity.
:) I just thought of many rejoinders to that comment!
All amusing.
:)
If I day dream in bed (or read a boring text) I fall asleep!)
Thanks miranth. It's almost 4 in the morning. I just want to sleep.
I'm gonna try to.
Have a glass of wine, if you can, it calms the 'nerves.' I am pretty neurotic, so I know!
Unfortunately, I have to wake up as I promised myself I would learn 2 more tarot suits from 2 sources (at least) and so I shall.
I am stubborn.
:)
Some call it dedicated - I know better!
When did you have the coffee?
Mayo
Okay I just wrote your name and then proceeded to stare at the screen for oh, about five minutes. I’m pretty sure this means my brain has officially shut off for the day but my body hasn’t quite realized it yet so here I still sit staring at the computer screen and trying my hardest to string together words to make complete sentences. Yeah, I should just go lay down but saying goodnight to you is almost like a ritual. I’m sure if I still had a working brain right now I would try to understand why I feel 'wrong' ending my day without talking to you. But like I said the brain is obviously enjoying some downtime so I do this because I do this. There, that’s simple enough.
I wish I had been on earlier and had a chance to talk to everyone but I spent a good deal of time chasing down teenagers who were not where they were supposed to be. Yeah, there’s nothing like going out at 1:30 in the morning to find your kid who thinks they’ve really pulled one over on you. They must not get that I have a spidy sense that starts to tingle when they’re doing something bad.
Before that I literally had force myself to watch the horror movie of the night. Oh good Lord it was bad. Not good/bad, just bad. Oh shit, it was beyond bad. The title of this thing was “Dark Harvest 2” Never saw part 1 and I’m never gonna. Seriously an 88 minute movie that spent 80 of those minutes in a corn field. I should have know it was gonna be bad when the dog in the film got his name in the opening credits. I so wanted to turn it off but then I realized if I could get through this movie I could get through anything.
So is my life exciting or what? Yeah, “or what”, definitely “or what”.
Night Mayo
Elena (or what)
Around 7pm miranth. I think it's time for me to call it a night. Goodnight and sweet dreams to you.
Goodnight elena.
I am watching something, so I'll log off here, but I wanted to warn
Ergo and Amy -
that chain maille is painstaking, time-consuming, and leaves painful blisters on the finger tips.
I never really attempted it, as once, I was 'snowed in' at Wayne State and I worked on jewelry projects to make pieces for a set. A girl working on chain maille told me it took hours to make a tiny bag. While cool, it wasn't worth the time-cost. Trust me. And that was the first thought she had when the snowstorm rolled in.
:(
The Ring lord sells chain maille 'fabric' - that might be a better bet. You can shape it yourself, but its not as painstaking. I would've gone that route if I didn't decide to attach it to a corset.
There was something else I meant to respond to, but damn if I remember. And I read over the comments!
amy - also - I think either getting a real fir or a fake one are bad for the environment. I watched a news show about it a long time ago. Therefore, composting is prob. best.
:)
Have a good one!
So Mayo@
Apparently I drink beer and become Irish!
“The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.”* this is Leslie Nielsen a brilliant comedic actor, who can deliver a line like no other. I can say I've never properly played golf, I have whacked a ball about twice, but seeing as it was once on an islands small resort course and once on a driving range, trying to hit cows, it probably doesn't count! You play golf at all? A lot of people do, I've never really seen the draw myself, but seeing as I was crap (and as long as I aimed at the cows they were in no danger) that's par for the course.
sorry :]
Wishing you success, respect, happiness and birdies?
much love EP xx
SS
“Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.”*
Leslie again, and very true, How could you ever know if you've actually achieved your goals? Much easier to try for something, even if it's something small, it's better than nothing.
Sending you fun, pleasures and enjoyment
lotsa love EP xx
goodnight blogbelieve, see you in my morning
♥xx♥
hi to fasc, kass, PP, PJ, PH, other early risers and saturday havers, hope your weekends are fantastic!
* both Leslie Nielsen
where the hell did the @ come from?
it's not me!!!
I tell you my keyboard is trying to make me look bad, seriously!
;)
Mayo,
What the fuck am I doing wide awake on a Saturday?
Dreaming.
What? Yeah, I suck at sleeping, so I daydream. Daydreams are pretty cool though. No alarm clock to wake you up. No trying to make yourself fall asleep. You can pretty much do it anywhere at any time. Sure if you stare off into space, that could be a dead give away, so don't do that. Illusion. Create the illusion that you are there when really you aren't. Nope, you are some place else and nobody could even begin to guess where.
There's only one thing you have to be careful of....lost time. You can't spend your whole life in dreams, can you? I mean you literally could, I suppose, but I think that's where people start questioning your sanity. Oh, and I love a good question just as much at the next crazy person. Spend the rest of my time looking for answers.
So someone who sepnds most of their time daydreaming must be pretty miserable, huh? Nope, not even. It's more like replaying scenario after scenario in my head. Never fantastical, never impossible. What good is it to constantly dream about things that can't happen? But what do I know. Maybe my definition of can't and impossible is all wrong. Maybe that's fear talking to me.
Fuck, I should just shut up now.
Go back to sleep, Solly or open your fucking eyes, stop dreaming, and see the world around you.
Everything that is in your dreams is right there. You just have to figure out how to get to it.
Great, I love puzzles.
Have a great Saturday, Mayo. Wake yourself up and find the stuff in your dreams.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. Am I asleep or awake?
wow a whole night without Love anons, They must be off bumping uglies.....somewhere in public.
BlogBelieve,
Saturdays are for sharing.
Don't hog this wonderful day all to yourself! Give some of your Saturday to someone who doesn't realize that it's sharing Saturday day.
Share your thoughts, ideas, love, smiles, songs, poetry, stories, experience, photos, drawings, passion, warmth, hospitality, life, and your sandwich with someone else.
Have a great one!
OK, but nobodys gettin my samwitch.
Come on, just a bite.
Please.
nope...getcha own. ;)
OK...I'll make ya one.
Thanks a bunch!
I have an extra dessert. Want it?
what is it?....hmmmmm
I got some pudding, jello, or some cookies.
Take your pick.
as long as I am back in time for tomorrows football game?
OH...You mean REAL desert.
Curses foiled again.
gots to be pudding then....chocolate ?
Well I could give you a kiss or a hug or something, pat on the back perhaps.
Or do you want your very own desert? Because I'm great with a shovel too!
A SHOVEL!!!
UMMM...Kiss and a hug will be fine.
Kiss first. :)
*kiss, kiss*
Now you must promise me before I go that you will pass the love on to someone else, okay?
Spread the love but not in a nasty disease spreading filthy kind of way.
Agreed?
ok....
*brrrrrrr*
It's cold here! Ooops, excuse my lack of good manners, again.
Good morning/aternoon/night Mayo, SS, Ergo, Miranth, Sweetcheeks, Amy, J, DW, Martha, TJ, Sdock; various anons, watchers and lurkers; all day dreamers (and those dedicated to their day dreams) in the land o'blogbelieve!
How are you this morning (for most of us)? Happy, well, warm and cozy, I hope!
Darn it! I missed the Mardi Gras parade last night!! How dare ya'll have a Mardi Gras parade without me?!
Oh no. I missed the FAME sing and dance along too? And, Miranth's funny comments? This is not a good way to start my Saturday.
*pouts*
;)
*end pout*
Amy: Those beads aren't the only things that fall to their knees at Mardi Gras (during the entire Carnival Season, for that matter). Come to think of it, it doesn't have to be Carnival Season for that to happen in some places 'round NOLA.
;)
Oh, and Mardi Gras/Fat Tuesday is the day that ends Carnival (Season) in NOLA. Carnival officially begins in New Orleans on the Feast of Epiphany, or Twelfth Night - Jan. 6 - and continues until the midnight of Fat Tuesday/Mardi Gras, the day before Ash Wednesday. And, parades "roll" both night and day.
Bet you didn't know Mardi Gras was a "Religious" celebration did you? Yep, we get to SIN all we want during Carnival ~ before we say our farewells to the sins of the flesh for the six weeks of lent! We're a strange breed! Come, celebrate and sin (or not) with us! The next big day is February 24, 2009. You can ask for forgiveness on Ash Wednesday. ;)
*big smile*
FASC: I'm glad he cut that middle fingernail too! It was very considerate of him. I hope he cut that index fingernail as well! ;)
Sweetcheeks: Yay! You got out for a bit yesterday!!! What books did you check out?
Ergo: I hope your fence is all fixed ~ or off to a good fence fixing start! *smoooooooch*
J: I'm so glad to hear L is feeling better. We have to get her off of this baby food ~ soon!
Due to all my talk of "sin" ~ submitted for your pondering consideration today:
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"Few sinners are saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon."
Mark Twain
"Man-like it is to fall into sin; fiendlike it is to dwell therein."
Henry Wordsworth Longfellow
"Compassion will cure more sins than condemnation."
Henry Ward Beecher
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Do ya'll think I'll have to ask for forgiveness, tomorrow? Nah! I'm good! ;)
Have a great day, everyone!
Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy
Hi PJ, L, Siobhan, Prof. Anon, The Right Anon, The Masked Anon, Guardian Angel, Angel and Heavenly Mother!
Sdock was that really SS on the porch yesterday?
8:51,
I really don't know. No proof that it was, but no proof that it wasn't.
BlogBelieve is crazy typical like that.
It did sound like him though, and I'm not even sure what that means.
Of course it wasn't. But that is what SDock and the porkies would like us to believe.
SS should never have gone to the porch. That is an insult to the people that really care about him here at Mayo's.
Uh no, no I do not. You can believe whatever you like, ANon.
Does it matter if it was or if it wasn't? Nope.
I'm still sharing my Saturday. My day will rock on.
Don't let it bother you so much. Lighten up.
Good going SS! You are now as much of a disappointment as Mayo is. We thought you were smarter than that.
It's SMOKE&VENOM20 bitches!
Nice.
Good morning everyone!
Good day everyone!
Try your best to slap someone hard today.
Later Mayo! Later SS! :)
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