Thursday, October 16, 2008

Dig into her.

Of all the translations of Charles Baudelaire's Rêve parisien that I have read, this version is my favorite.


Parisian Dream

I

That marvelous landscape of my dream —
Which no eye knows, nor ever will —
At moments, wide awake, I seem
To grasp, and it excites me still.

Sleep, how miraculous you are —
A strange caprice had urged my hand
To banish, as irregular,
All vegetation from that land;

And, proud of what my art had done,
I viewed my painting, knew the great
Intoxicating monotone
Of marble, water, steel and slate.

Staircases and arcades there were
In a long labyrinth, which led
To a vast palace; fountains there
Were gushing gold, and gushing lead.

And many a heavy cataract
Hung like a curtain, — did not fall,
As water does, but hung, compact,
Crystal, on many a metal wall.

Tall nymphs with Titan breasts and knees
Gazed at their images unblurred,
Where groves of colonnades, not trees,
Fringed a deep pool where nothing stirred.

Blue sheets of water, left and right,
Spread between quays of rose and green,
To the world's end and out of sight,
And still expanded, though unseen.

Enchanted rivers, those — with jade
And jasper were their banks bedecked;
Enormous mirrors, dazzled, made
Dizzy by all they did reflect.

And many a Ganges, taciturn
And heedless, in the vaulted air,
Poured out the treasure of its urn
Into a gulf of diamond there.

As architect, it tempted me
To tame the ocean at its source;
And this I did, — I made the sea
Under a jeweled culvert course.

And every color, even black,
Became prismatic, polished, bright;
The liquid gave its glory back
Mounted in iridescent light.

There was no moon, there was no sun, —
For why should sun and moon conspire
To light such prodigies? — each one
Blazed with its own essential fire!

A silence like eternity
Prevailed, there was no sound to hear;
These marvels all were for the eye,
And there was nothing for the ear.

II

I woke; my mind was bright with flame;
I saw the cheap and sordid hole
I live in, and my cares all came
Burrowing back into my soul.

Brutally the twelve strokes of noon
Against my naked ear were hurled;
And a gray sky was drizzling down
Upon this sad, lethargic world.

— Edna St. Vincent Millay, Flowers of Evil (NY: Harper and Brothers, 1936)




p.s. you will find figs and days, lyrics and plays.

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Anonymous said...

Goodest of good mornings to you, Mayo and S(S)S. Well, so the other day I was babbling to you about looking at different planets and constellations at night and linking you both to all kinds of pages on the best ways to find what you're looking for in the night sky. (I'm a backyard astronomer; I have a cool telescope so this really interests me. Hope you both have a cool telescope too and are away from light pollution.)

Well anyway, in the same theme but a slightly different time of day, check this out: The Mysterious Zodiacal Light.

During the next few weeks on some clear moonless early morning, if you are fortunate to be far from any haze and bright lights, keep a close watch on the eastern horizon about two hours before sunrise. If you're lucky you might catch a glimpse of a ghostly column of light extending upward into the sky.
...
That faint ghostly glow was once thought to be solely an atmospheric phenomenon: perhaps reflected sunlight shining on the highest layers of Earth's atmosphere. We know now that while it is indeed reflected sunlight, it is being reflected not off our atmosphere, but rather off of a non-uniform distribution of interplanetary material; debris left over from the formation of our solar system.


Now this involves either getting up mad early or staying up mad late and being in a place where one can see this 'trick" sunrise. I'm kinda treebound unless I want to take a seven mile trip to the ocean at 4 AM. O_o But maybe you guys would be interested and have a clear view. ^_^

Or if not, stick to the night sky. Do go out and try to see some planets through a telescope, for real. It's amazing to see them move; it makes one aware that things are happening that have nothing to do with our puny lives.

Anyway, this leads me to a funny story my aunt likes to tell. She lives farther out east than even I live and she is in a job where she meets a lot of officials, cops, stuff like that, right? Well, this one time they had a cop who had moved out here from the city. So this is a NYC cop, his first day on the job on eastern Long Island and he's out patrolling first thing in the morning, right?

So on his first morning he calls in all frantic, asking for backup, or witnesses or something. "There's this tremendous orange light... I think it's a fire or something! I'm on the beach and something is burning down somewhere!" At first the other officers were perplexed, until he started describing the "orange and red color" of the phenomenon; and then they had such a laugh, and it became a sort of local legend.

The city cop was calling in the FREAKING SUNRISE.

True story!

I hope you both get to go out and look up, and be just as overwhelmed and overawed. Though perhaps not as dim. ;D

As for yourself, Mayo, you stay away longer and longer. Well, I guess many of us do, and I can't say I blame you. I understand it's not the same and we're not the same. However, I do miss you. It used to seem so easy, right? Well I don't care what the anons or regulars have to say. I count you as my long-distance friend--you and SS both--and you are a kind of constant of mine, too. I just hope that no matter how long you stay away, you don't forget that.

Now go look at the goddamn sky! ^_^

farawaysoclose said...

hi mayo!

K is right, you do stay away longer and longer. we do miss seeing you around you know! but we also do understand.

take care of yourself and have a lovely restful sunday if you can!


SS you too! haha i am still chuckling at your blog header, well everything, but the blog header is fucking great! and so very appropriate to us lot!! take care SS!

hey to everyone! it's a fasc special in and out entry today cos i've got family coming over.

thanks for sharing the photos elena. it's a fucker when it takes so ridiculously long to do something!! it's like..."well fuck that took me over a fucking hour!!" i remember when i was first learning to do those clickable links to give Christmas pressies to everyone over at K's blog. man i fucked it up so many times!! i was getting so fucked off but almost with hysterical laughter and hair pulling!!

right anyway, hi to everyone and hope you have great sundays.

love to you all!

farawaysoclose said...

oh and elena and princess i am so with you on the childrens graves. i love walking through graveyards reading the names of people who died sometimes hundreds and hundreds of years ago and some so recent. i find it so interesting and peaceful. but the childrens ones all together just kill me. i took my kids not so long ago when it was the anniversary of my dad's death. they had never been before as we didn't live back here til more recently and my dad isn't buried there but his name is in the Crematorium book. my mum, bless her, still has him up in the office of her house propping up the books on the bookshelf. we have to wait until she dies and then mix them together and then we can do whatever we please with them both!! me and my brother were like "cheers mum, let's have this wonderfully happy conversation!"

anyway my point is that my kids hadn't seen much in graveyards before and they were very interested in the little graves with teddies and such. i had to explain that this is where all the children and babies were buried. my oldest got it and thought it was very sad but the 6 yr old, then 5yrs, didn't get it. she didn't understand why children died as they weren't old!

so i had to explain and ended up crying!! god you can't take me anywhere!

right shit i have to go!!

byeee!

Anonymous said...

♥good morning♥

(make it a happy one for me)

:)

elena said...

Mayo.....


Ya havin' a good day?

The Original Watchers said...

Hey ya'll.

We used to be a group of about twelve people who regularly followed this blog. We enjoyed reading about all your different lives. The jokes. The creativity. The bickering, we even liked that. We are all human too. We liked giving you all quizzes you could answer to see how well you all know each other.

Now we are down to about seven and a few of us were talking the other night about doing another quiz. (Some of us have gotten to know each other in real life jut like some of you have). Then we realized.... None of us have been around long enough recently to know enough about you all for fifty questions. yep.... Even the original watchers are dwindling away. There's a couple reasons.

One, we don't like the tracker much. Even though we know you can't find out our personal stuff, it doesn't represent us. We're from different parts of the world just like you are. east, west, southwest, midwest and one in the UK. We lurk all at different times (not as much as we used to though one or two of us actually started conversations with you all and you never thought "oh it's one of the watchers!' Sometimes we would just do that. Like anybody else we had people here we really liked and ones who annoyed us). Mayo and the Porchies and SS can do what they like but it doesn't represent us. We all have the password to our blog anyway. It would be different every time.

Two.... We all realize know this is going to step on some toes, but hey others do it all the time. We liked the daytime quotes. Not all of us were too keen on the poetry but we liked it when the Day Girls were on making jokes, quotes, etc. silly games and things. Some of us liked to join in on that. Some of us didn't like the political stuff but we skimmed over what we didn't like and tried to enjoy the rest. It was better than nothing. Now it feels dead in here.

Out of the 7 of us that are left (nine when the Fix was posted), 7 out of 7 disagreed with Amyranth. 7 out of 7 of us thought it was divisive, mean and targeted ONE single group. And since then it has gotten worse. The games have stopped but the attacks and nitpicks continued. "It was incessant", "it was pathetic", "it was their fault". I was on last night when a certain bloggers words got posted over here and of course anons jumped on it saying it was "a shot at Amy". Amyranth, when people repost their words and try to villainize certain people, you eat it right up. You are pissy over the fact that she said she didn't want to be "incessant" and that she made a joke out of it and you were pissy over their poem that changed "beyond pathetic" to "beyond poetic". You were pissy over the fact that they made a joke out of your insults. But it doesn't matter to you that YOU were the one who insulted them. You called them "incessant" and "pathetic" in the first place. There are some of you who explode with anger over the tiniest little thing getting said to you or your friends. But when someone says something about that group, you lap it up with a fork and spoon. Double standard. We also pretty much figure that Mayo liked the poetry too! Didn't he also used to do the movie quotes?? One of us here says that she was on doing anonymous movie quotes LAST YEAR when Mayo joined in. He also answered the Kaiser Soze joke. Pretty much we agree that Mayo wouldn't have done that if he didn't like it.

Not to get too personal, (like you did with your divisive "fix"), but you have become a little tyrant. Plus we really didn't think that it was "incessant" or "pathetic" in the first place. That was only YOUR opinion, one that you use to justify all your meanness towards them. You are entitled to your opinion of those ladies. We are entitled to our opinion of yours Fix too aren't we?

We all know that this is going to get us a lot of insults, but the difference between us and some of the people here who try so hard to hide their hate and anger from Mayo and SS is.... We really don't care what they think of us.

This place used to be so interesting, now it is like a ghost town or abandoned castle. The only time people come on is at night or early morning. They talk all night too but somehow that is not "incessant". They are "like minded" but.... the day crew aren't? None of us got that.

We realize that it probably can't go back to the way it was. It's been damaged more than the whole Miracle Whip fiasco damaged the blog. There is too much hate here. And when certain people try to make light of the anger and hate and laugh it off, it creates MORE hate.

We are debating putting a tracker into our page too. Five of us think we should. The others don't really care too much. Most of us don't actually care.

We thought this out and all contibuted something to it. We understand this will make about half of you hate us and many more be glad that we aren't around much (we never got the "fear" of us. We admitted that we liked to read this blog and get to know you. Other anons just lurk around). Maybe we can find enough to make another quiz but then.... It's really just not the same. Who knows. Not that any of you care. Which is fine.

After some lenghty emails we had to stand up and say something. That is all.

Anonymous said...

I love the Watchers. <3

Anonymous said...

I agree. Mayo did like the movie quotes. And I remember SS joining in with Star Wars quotes too.

Anonymous said...

Mayo and SS enjoy the company of the porchies. THAT is what caused a lot of problems here.

Anonymous said...

We always thought that Mayo and SS enjoyed EVERYONE's company. SS always made a point of saying that a bunch of times. So this whole "share the stage" and "stop hogging the limelight" and "beyond pathetic calls for attention" thing, that's why it seemed so wrong.

Watcher nsi

Anonymous said...

Watcher at 3:44 I agree.

Anonymous said...

♥♥
:)


it was


for you






(and because of you)

elena said...

Original Watchers

Okay first off I’d just like to say that perhaps you need to realize that you are just “watchers”. You watch what goes on here, you do not ‘see’ all the things that happen regarding this blog that aren’t printed here.

Yes, it’s different here during the daytime. Those people have left and that was their own choice. I’ve heard it was for Mayo, so he didn’t have to see all the shit from nasty anons, but really that still happens so if that was the reason then it didn’t work. We’ve been dealing with a vile group of nameless people for a longtime. Maybe they just got sick of it. I don’t know.

As for Amy’s fix I think you need to realize that she did not post it here. It was brought her by, oh you guessed it, an anon. Gosh, think that was to cause shit? Hell ya, it was. She is entitled to her opinion. She wrote it on her own blog. While I don’t really agree with all of it, I believe she is entitled to her opinion just like anyone else. But her words have been taken and are being used as the ‘ultimate reason’ the blog has changed. Sorry I call bullshit on that one. Amy like Kapunua are just bloggers like the rest of us. They don’t wield any superpowers. Both are strong in their beliefs. But it’s THEIR beliefs. You can either agree of disagree. You can either stay here or take your marbles and go home. At one time or another each of us has been attacked. Some more than others but most of us stayed and moved on not letting the words stop us. It’s just my belief that if you leave, if you let the hurtful words make you disappear, then they win.

I wish with all my heart that everyone would return and that we would all stand up for each other against anon attacks. Yeah, I know that’s not gonna happen but I can still wish it.

As for the statcounter…I couldn’t care less. When this first started most of us told where we were from. We shared that stuff with each other. I can see how someone might hate it if they were saying things that they didn’t want others to know they were saying. Yep, if you’re a blue and your being vile as an anon then you would hate the statcounter. Well if that’s the case then I really don’t care at all. Seems like karma just might bite you on that one. That all goes back to my belief that you shouldn’t say shit unless you have the guts to back it up with your identity.

That is all.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Elena.

Anonymous said...

I agree with elena too. However the watcher at 3:44 made a good point.

Anonymous said...

Those people have left and that was their own choice.

As many have before.

The difference is
the day girls didn't leave. They are all still here except for Mustard. They post here when there's something they want to say.

Anonymous said...

We always thought that Mayo and SS enjoyed EVERYONE's company. SS always made a point of saying that a bunch of times.

That was a good point made by 3:44.
I agree 4:08.

Anonymous said...

For the most part I agree with Elena but it is my opinion that the vilest "anon" comments came from blue regulars and I really hope Mayo has an indication of who these are.

I have certainly seen "interesting" character traits displayed too that could no longer be disguised.

I wonder where Mayo wants to take this now.....

Anonymous said...

What are your theories 4:17?

Anonymous said...

he probably doesn't want to take it anywhere. he probably just wanted to know for his own reasons.

Anonymous said...

As for Amy’s fix I think you need to realize that she did not post it here.

Honestly, in your wildest dreams, did you really expect that someone could post something like that on their (public) blog and not have it brought here?

Amy knew the other bloggers would read it and she knew it would get back to the people she directed it towards. If you don't think so, read the "It's the internet, Darlings" bit. She singled out a specific group and it caused what was a slight rift to become an emormous fault.

elena said...

anon at 4:17

Yeah, that's a sad thought isn't it?


All I can say is Mayo isn't stupid. He knows more about what goes on then most would like to think.

Anonymous said...

Amy knew the other bloggers would read it and she knew it would get back to the people she directed it towards. If you don't think so, read the "It's the internet, Darlings" bit. She singled out a specific group and it caused what was a slight rift to become an emormous fault.



QFT. She was the one saying "don't say it unless you want it to get out". Only she was degrading Kapunua for losing her job. Whereas if it's her just insulting people, then it's different.

Anonymous said...

All I can say is Mayo isn't stupid. He knows more about what goes on then most would like to think.

October 26, 2008 4:24 PM


Maybe, Elena. But I'd also bet that he cares less, too. He's probably got better things to do with his time then try to figure out which anon is saying what. It's just a blog.

elena said...

anon at 4:27 you might just be right. Maybe he doesn't care at all but then again maybe he does.

Who knows?...only Mayo.

Anonymous said...

HH the Dalai Lama-

Consider the following. We humans are social beings. We come into the world as the result of others' actions. We survive here in dependence on others. Whether we like it or not, there is hardly a moment of our lives when we do not benefit from others' activities. For this reason it is hardly surprising that most of our happiness arises in the context of our relationships with others.

Nor is it so remarkable that our greatest joy should come when we are motivated by concern for others. But that is not all. We find that not only do altruistic actions bring about happiness but they also lessen our experience of suffering. Here I am not suggesting that the individual whose actions are motivated by the wish to bring others' happiness necessarily meets with less misfortune than the one who does not. Sickness, old age, mishaps of one sort or another are the same for us all. But the sufferings which undermine our internal peace -- anxiety, doubt, disappointment -- these things are definitely less. In our concern for others, we worry less about ourselves. When we worry less about ourselves an experience of our own suffering is less intense.

What does this tell us? Firstly, because our every action has a universal dimension, a potential impact on others' happiness, ethics are necessary as a means to ensure that we do not harm others. Secondly, it tells us that genuine happiness consists in those spiritual qualities of love, compassion, patience, tolerance and forgiveness and so on. For it is these which provide both for our happiness and others' happiness. [Ethics for a New Millennium, by His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama]

Anonymous said...

Elena said...
All I can say is Mayo isn't stupid. He knows more about what goes on then most would like to think.

October 26, 2008 4:24 PM

anonymous said...

Maybe, Elena. But I'd also bet that he cares less, too. He's probably got better things to do with his time then try to figure out which anon is saying what. It's just a blog.

October 26, 2008 4:27 PM

Anonymous said...

Amy knew the other bloggers would read it and she knew it would get back to the people she directed it towards.

Like Ka pu knows what she posts at her blog will get back to the people she directed it towards? Like she and the porchies know what they say on the porch will be posted here and get back to the people those comments are directed towards?

4:22 and 4:25
You could be right.

Anonymous said...

Watchers while I agree with you, it is useless to say anything against her. Amyranth will come on here tonight like nothing happened ('Allo?) and sign off every post '-A' (as if we didn't know who she was even though she is signed in) and pretend you weren't even here, or she will answer one or two things from her one-sided view and act like she can't possibly be wrong.

She won. That's all there is to it.

It might be a dead blog but it is "her" dead blog and you know she is happy about it. All the complaining and asking for fairness in the world won't change it back.

Anonymous said...

The questions are
Does Kapu really believe she, her family, her friends shine brighter than others?

Does she really believe her opinion is worth more than the opinion of others?

Are her feelings more precious than the feelings of others?

Do her friends agree with that?

Do they believe other people are beneath them?

Amy expressed her feelings and her opinions at her blog. Didn't she have the right to do so?

Anonymous said...

What is the shine brighter thing people keep talking about?

Anonymous said...

Read Kapu's blog 5:19.

Anonymous said...

I hope I continue to be surprised. I hope I never reach a point where I say, "Well, there is no new low that shocks me." Even when they're standing at their full height to crawl under the belly of a snake, I hope that it still surprises and dismays me and makes me feel a little ill. They make the bright people shine brighter by contrast, as well.

Anonymous said...

1st 5:15

I think it is an arrogant assupmtion that the blog is dead. It is still very much alive.

Or do you mean because because certain people are not on here all day then it is worthless despite others who also contribute?

Well, well, well!

elena said...

Oh 5:15 seriously do you really believe that?

Amy said what she thought and the world just shut down.

Holy crap, if indeed what she said caused a "dead" blog then that's only because people gave up and laid down to die.

This place is full of strong personalites and NONE of them have the power to change shit....unless of course it's handed to them.

People have the right to express their opinions.

At this point you are just using Amy as a scape goat for all that is wrong.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, if indeed what she said caused a "dead" blog then that's only because people gave up and laid down to die."


BUUUURN on the porchies!

Anonymous said...

I am looking at her blog. I don't see much aside from pictures and poems.

Anonymous said...

The questions are
Does Kapu really believe she, her family, her friends shine brighter than others?

Does she really believe her opinion is worth more than the opinion of others?

Are her feelings more precious than the feelings of others?

Do her friends agree with that?

Do they believe other people are beneath them?

Amy expressed her feelings and her opinions at her blog. Didn't she have the right to do so?



the answer to all of those is yes according to them. Im so happy that they are gone ^___^

Anonymous said...

At this point you are just using Amy as a scape goat for all that is wrong.

just like kapu was used as a scapegoat

Anonymous said...

Used as a scapegoat? You mean like saying that the reason the blog was so bad was because of the "beyond pathetic" porchies? Like that?

elena said...

5:26

No burn intended but hey, you really would like it to be, wouldn't you?

Sorry the people you call "porchies" are my friends just like the people here.

If they choose not to be here then that's their decision. I've stated before but I'll say it again - I wish they would come back but there isn't a thing I can do to make that happen.

ergoproxy said...

good morning

hi anons, elena

you know, I don't agree with everything anyone says, but I think everyone has as much right as anyone else to say it. I also don't feel the need to say whether I agree or not on a blog. I do not have to like everyone in my life, or agree with everyone and the blog is no different, but unlike real life it is much easier to do on the internet, seeing as I don't really know people or have to work with them, etc.
And though I wasn't here at the time it was pretty clear that anon attacks led to people deciding to leave, not a post made a number of days later on a different blog.
If that has been seen as insulting etc etc, fine, but just because 2 people don't see eye to eye doesn't mean everyone else is or wants to be involved. Or that it should be repeatedly used to either vilify or praise. Things can only be divisive if people allow them to be.

Anonymous said...

5:27
Normally I would not do this. I am in a generous mood today.

Kapu's blog from September 25, 2008

Thursday, September 25, 2008
So then...

It's odd, the anons. I've played many games using different names--characters, poems (though not in a long time,) jokes, different kinds of produce--and I always let people know it's me. I don't play the "mean anons" game because when I have something to say to someone, I say it signed in. Indeed, this seems to be a problem for most people. I guess they think that the nobler way is to hide behind a fake name, a new account, or the anonymous label.

The truth is, there are plenty of people there that I don't like, and I simply don't speak to or about them. It's easier that way. They, on the other hand, can't seem to get me off their minds.

I actually know who some of them are. For a reason I can't fathom, they actually quoted a line from an email I sent them ages ago while they were picking away at me. It took me long enough to even remember that it was something I had said to those people, even though it's common knowledge that I would say it. Why would they give themselves away like that? Why say, "Haha, we are the anons and here is proof that only you will understand!" And then came the accusations of "K has information that she will use against us!"

I guess I was supposed to take the bait. I didn't and I still won't.

yadda

yadda

I hope I continue to be surprised. I hope I never reach a point where I say, "Well, there is no new low that shocks me." Even when they're standing at their full height to crawl under the belly of a snake, I hope that it still surprises and dismays me and makes me feel a little ill.

They make the bright people shine brighter by contrast, as well.

ETA: RDJ luvin' anon and all else: I didn't leave Mayo's; I just need to avert my eyes, lay low, and not think about it for a bit. ^_^ I think it can become nice again at some point.
Posted by Kapunua at 9/25/2008 12:16:00 PM 10 comments

elena said...

Anonymous said...
Used as a scapegoat? You mean like saying that the reason the blog was so bad was because of the "beyond pathetic" porchies?



Just catching up? Once again let me say....I do not agree with all of what Amy said. I don't believe anyone here is any better than anyone else. I don't think any one person is to blame for all the shit that goes on, or one "group" of people.

To me (and yeah, this is my opinion) the problem is that people just don't always play nice with others. A little patience goes a long way.

elena said...

Ergo


Good to see you!!!!

Anonymous said...

The truth is, there are plenty of people there that I don't like, and I simply don't speak to or about them. It's easier that way. They, on the other hand, can't seem to get me off their minds.


Much like some of you can't seem to get your minds off Amy.

Isn't Amy allowed to say there are people she simply doesn't want to speak to? Can't Amy and others admit to disliking people or disliking the way people treat others
without getting crucified or made out to be the villians of the blog?

Where is your logic anons? Where is your fairness?

ergoproxy said...

elena!!!!!

hi sweets!

I IZ HERE -- and have coffeee!!!

whould you like some?

resurrected wreck said...

*squeezes blog*

Hi :)

ergoproxy said...

HI RW!

how are you?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, EP & Elena :)

I'm well, thanks. How are you today?

elena said...

Hey RW


Yes Ergo I would LOVE some coffee.

ergoproxy said...

oh and by the way watchers, nice to see you about

and I really doubt anyone will "hate you" that's terribly dramatic for an opinion on a blog.

however the fact that amy and K both have fully operational emails and blogs meant that you could have approached each of them with your concerns and feelings rather than post it out on the blog where you would be completely aware your words, like those of many others, can be used and twisted to whatever ends the person doing it sees fit, and result would be the rehashing of the same anonymous arguments which have gone on so many times previously. If you dislike the posting of divisive things, that single out (and saying "not to be personal" doesn't mean you aren't)people, you managed to do the exact same thing. Your opinion is yours to have but your method, I think, isn't the wisest choice.

ergoproxy said...

*hands coffee to elena*

RW? coffee?

Anonymous said...

Yada yada yada?

guess I was supposed to take the bait. I didn't and I still won't. Why? Because it's true: I like Mayo and I don't want to see his blog get trashed further. I'm not going to be a part of it. I don't get why those people want to see it get trashed, but I'm not going to bother wondering. That's their thing. It's a shame. I'm not going to say who it is and I don't even have any guesses as to why they're doing it. They know, and I guess that's all.

Also, last night was a horror. I never really thought of Mayo's as a "safe space" where you could discuss problems openly, because in public there is no such thing as a "safe space." But for some weird reason I still am surprised when people are that godawful.

I hope I continue to be surprised.

Anonymous said...

^She was talking about Dickweed who called her out on being an attention whore over her attention whore suicidal friend.

Anonymous said...

Ergo for President!

elena said...

Ergo I have to take my coffee to go.

Gotta go get Fred. She's gonna help me finally finish up these comics.

Be back later. Okay?


See ya RW

Bye anons.

resurrected wreck said...

Coffee? Ooo! Yes, please, EP :)

resurrected wreck said...

Bye, Elena :) Have a good night!

elena said...

I would totally vote for ERGO!

With Ray as her running mate.

Anonymous said...

Ergo, you remind me so much of a good friend of mine. I hope you never change.

Anonymous said...

I didn't feel it necessary to post the entire blog. Not when I posted where it could be found for anybody who cared to read it all. I posted the parts answering the questions being asked.

Many people have had horrible nights here. Several have left because of them. Without a word. Permanently.
Where is the fairness and concern for them?

Anonymous said...

President Ergo and Vice President Ray:

what a wonderful world we would live in.

If only.....

ergoproxy said...

thanks 6:21 I don't plan on it !

elena a brilliant suggestion, I could have awesome backing music for speeches!
but I think the jobs a bit too complex,anon, *looks out at wallaby in yard* and I'd have to move.....

I'll be back in about 10 mins

Anonymous said...

Does Dickweed enjoy trashing things? I find Dickweed to be very observant and logical. I don't think they would enjoy trashing another person's home anymore than they enjoy having their own home trashed.

resurrected wreck said...

Bye for now, EP :)

Anonymous said...

He did call her an attention whore about her attention whore friend who I'll bet didn't even kill herself. I think he is observant too.

ergoproxy said...

I iz back RW!

anons discussing people in their absence is really impolite, and casting aspersions on others who you don't know and especially involving suicide is inappropriate.

Anonymous said...

I agreed with Dickweed, sorry. Popular opinion agrees with him too.

Anonymous said...

who gives a shit
who gives a fuck

ergoproxy said...

you don't need to apologise for an opinion anon, I wasn't around for the incident but I wouldn't like someone to be attacked for sharing something regardless of my opinion on it.
Seeing as it happened some time ago, and neither person is here, bringing it up isn't likely to achieve anything positive

Anonymous said...

ack ack

ergoproxy said...

and I am referring to the anon attacks that were said to have occurred, I would prefer to read anything specific before I decided my opinion on it.
but I don't wish to have anyone C&P anything, so thanks if anyone was going to, but no thanks.

Anonymous said...

BABA BOOEY TO YOU ALL.

Anonymous said...

Mayo where you be at you muffin ass bitch

Anonymous said...

I agreed with Dickweed, sorry. Popular opinion agrees with him too.

Popular opinion is that this blog is no longer relevant to anything. You have all seen to that very nicely.

As is the almost always the case in the ruination of what used to be a good thing, no one person can be blamed, for there is plenty of blame to go around. Hateful anons, overly protective blues, those who were jealous of the attention received by others, people who did not stand up for their friends - all share responsibility.

As a former watcher, I witnessed bad behavior from nearly everyone involved, the host included.

You can continue pretending like things will go on and everything will eventually be fine and dandy again, but you'll only be kidding yourselves.

ergoproxy said...

ack ack?

you iz alien from Mar's Attacks?

*has music loaded just in case*

Anonymous said...

Ack ack is actually a way to take heroin. I think Jimmy Urine lurks this blog.

ergoproxy said...

is it?

well you learn something every day, but what a stupid phrase to use

I prefer my interpretation

Anonymous said...

The thing about popular opinion is that sometimes it's not as popular as you think it is. Some have learned this recently. It's a valuable lesson. Let it not be forgotten.

Anonymous said...

Use hidemyass, to go the porch and see how Kapu just cannot be convinced that she is wrong with the way she is.

Anonymous said...

This is me
walking away 7:33.
I have no need or desire to go back there.
^_~

Anonymous said...

Use hidemyass, to go the porch and see how Kapu just cannot be convinced that she is wrong with the way she is.

What is it you're afraid of that you have to hide your ass, "anon"?

ergoproxy said...

people should be happy how they are, you cannot convince someone they should change in order for them to be the way you think they should be
the only person you are able to change is yourself, if you don't like another then change your reaction to them.
Love and hate are two sides of the one coin, as long as you are focussed on either one of them the person is affecting you more than you may realise, as their actions are creating a response in you.
Unless you wish your life to be controlled in that way, step back and change your own thinking.

Anonymous said...

I think 7:33 wishes to remain anonymous. If they wanted people to know who they were, what city and state they lived in
I'm sure they would provide that information. Some of don't really care who's who or where they come from.

Anonymous said...

Some of us don't care to hide our asses. Some of us do.
^_~

Anonymous said...

My true reasons for asking those questions are because people want to know the answers.

"People?" I'm only talking to one person here, "anon." And they are questions meant to start trouble.


Do you really believe telling someone you are not worth my time is not the same as calling them worthless?

Yes. In English, they are two separate things. "You are not worth my time, however I'm sure you're worth someone else's." Everyone has someone that they mean something to. Are there people, anon, who are not worth your time? People who say mean things to you, who try to get a rise out of you? Do you spare your time on their negativity? Or would you rather turn it to something better? I would rather turn my time to something better than their negativity, therefore, they are not worth my time. Yes "anon," those are two different ideas.

You can try to twist my words or put words into my mouth.

I haven't twisted any of your words or re-quoted you in any way. That's actually what you're doing to me by saying "lazy" and "worthless" etc.


Was she the only person you ever called an idiot?

On this blog, in public? Probably, although there are a hell of a lot of idiots out there.

I don't think she was. She wasn't trying to push your buttons. She was stating her opinions and you called her an idiot for having those opinions.

How could you know such a thing? Anyway, I disagree.


I do think you have learned somethings. You have not learned when to walk away.

Seeing as how you've been at me for a year now, "anon," I'd question who really does not know when to walk away. ^_^

You have not overcome the need to always try to prove you are right.

And when it comes to defending the helpless, speaking out against the awful things that go on in this world, or at the very least letting others know about this cause, then I hope I never do overcome that need. ^_^

When someone says this is what I think or this is how I feel you can not negate those thoughts or feelings.

No, but if they insult you personally, then you can laugh at them and make the best of it. ^_^

I guess I'll be seeing you in a few more days, since you know so well how to "walk away." :)

7:30 PM, October 26, 2008






More direct hits to certain people and proof that she will never change.

Anonymous said...

Not direct hits at all 7:50. I think she has her anons confused.

Anonymous said...

No wonder Mayo stays the fuck away from here. This is the most ridiculous bullshit I've ever seen.

Oh and before you say, "If you don't like it, leave," I'll just let you know that I'm already leaving. So you can save your fingers the trouble, even though I know you won't.

Anonymous said...

For instance
this anon hasn't posted at the porch in many months or ever insulted her personally. Except for calling her a bitch which she has admitted and called herself.

This anon was told to stick their head in a bucket of ticks by her. I can walk away. I will not forget childish insults.

Let her believe what she wants. It doesn't affect our lives in any way.

resurrected wreck said...

Boo?

ergoproxy said...

hi RW

I'm just getting ready to run into town to get my glasses, finally

resurrected wreck said...

Huzzah, EP! ^_^

I just got off the phone with my mom. Now I feel the need for pudding. I do not know if those two things are related.

Anonymous said...

It is affecting our lives when you keep bringing this bullshit over here. Seriously, walking away my ass.

Anonymous said...

"this anon hasn't posted at the porch in many months or ever insulted her personally. Except for calling her a bitch"


LMAO.

ergoproxy said...

could be RW could well be

do you have pudding, now that you desire it?

resurrected wreck said...

I do indeed, EP :) I made it about an hour ago.

resurrected wreck said...

Gonna head off now, EP. Gonna eat pudding, watch the rest of The Hogfather, and line the collar of my new wool coat.

Have a great day! :)

ergoproxy said...

haha there is an ad on here for an insecticide showing the lady with kids and a table full of food, and then extolling the virtue of using their new "plant based" spray, as "plant based" must mean it's safer...
like cyanide, heroine, ricin, atropine, cocaine, etc etc

ergoproxy said...

night RW enjoy pudding and Hogfather, and I know you will!

sweet dreams when you retire

Anonymous said...

I didn't bring here 8:08. Somebody else did. Anon confusion is spreading like wildfire. I will leave you to argue with yourself or other anons.

ergoproxy said...

bye all I'll be back later with new glasses!!

lol

ah I am excited over such little things at times :]

Anonymous said...

Hi Ergo, hi RW.

Anons, this isn't the election or anything momentous like that. The reason you post over here is so that Mayo will see it. You know you can talk to me at the porch or you can email me if you really wanted to. I mean if any of this was such a huge problem to you.

Instead of this whole big "blog campaign" why don't you try to change the opinions of more important people? State or country leaders and such? If you are american, (lol) go out there and canvas for your favorite. If you are not american, then try to change bigger things in your country, or whatever.

I highly, highly, highly doubt if Mayo cares what your opinion is of me. Why do you care what Mayo, or what anyone thinks of me, that you have to keep spamming things up? If you are walking away, then walk away. Don't say you're walking away for about a year then keep coming back.

Are you really upset because I told you to stick your head in a bucket of ticks when you called me a bitch? I can hardly fathom it. My friend told me that years ago and I vowed to steal it. (I've accumulated a great deal of snappy vulgarities that make me LOL when people are rude to me or even if I'm just kidding with them. "You can eat a bag of (insert gross thing here)" or "suck a bouquet of dicks" among other niceties that make me laugh.) That's hilarious, anon. Did you really stick your head into one? Is that why you're so sore about it? That reminds me of a scene from a movie which I can't quite recall but we're heading into tangential, gee, almost conversational territory now and I am keeping that stuff to the porch. Oopsie!

Anons, once again: I'm highly doubting that Mayo cares what you think of me. You must care if he cares, though, because you keep on bringing stuff up over here. You know where to find my ass, and you can't use the "tracker" excuse because you've been doing this for just under a year.

Go make a difference. Learn to write a poem. Draw, write, paint, listen to your favorite album, do yoga, unwind, and let it the hell go.

Anonymous said...

"let it go"? what did you say yesterday kapu? "incessent"? sounds like hypocrisy to me

and just like the reason why your friends posted happy birthday to you here when they could have done it over at the porch was so that mayo could see it right?

Amyranth said...

I missed Corpse Bride twice today. :P

-A

Anonymous said...

I saw The Nighmare Before Christmas in 3-D today.

Amyranth said...

Any good 8:57?

I still haven't seen it in regular old... uh... is stop motion animation still considered to be 2-d?

-A

Anonymous said...

The stupid 3-D glasses hurt like a motherfucker. But other than that, it was good. :)

Original Punk L said...

Hey, everyone, just a drive-by comment, not feeling my best today, but I wanted to drop in and say "Hello".

Mayo, hope you are well and that we see you soon. Even if it doesn't look like it sometimes, you are missed and loved by many.


SS, same to you, my friend. It was good to see you at FF2008. You always make me smile.

Take care,

L.

Anonymous said...

No 'allo?

Original Punk L said...

Anons, please, stop. This place will never heal as long as some are constantly picking at the wounds. No, it will never be the way it was, but it can become something even better if people are willing to try.

L.

Anonymous said...

Which anon are you talking to L?

Original Punk L said...

Any anon who is attacking ANYONE here.

Nice anons, I like.

Original Punk L said...

Goodnight, everyone, and sweet dreams.

Elena, remind me to tell you about a few ghostly run-ins I have had. I loved the pics you shared.

Love,
L.

Anonymous said...

I like anons and regulars who don't get their anons confused. Who realize not all are one. Who get the facts right. Who have accurate memories and don't name call, accuse and ridicule. I like those.

Amyranth said...

9:02, I was too choked about missing CB to do it.

But, in the vein of familiarity...

-A ducks out.

Amyranth said...

'Allo Everyone!

-A

Anonymous said...

Anybody else seen any good movies lately?

Max Payne sucked.

Anonymous said...

Not a one 9:43. Any recommendations?

Anonymous said...

Ghost Town was a good film. Love Ricky Gervais and Greg Kinnear.

Anonymous said...

What's it about 9:58? I've never heard of it.

Anonymous said...

Since you are talking about Ghosts....

Nightmare House
It was a dark and stormy night. Steve had just came in from having tied down anything that could possibly blow away in the wind outside. Cold seaping into his bones, he decided to go sit by the fireplace to warm up. He closed the door to the large living room of the large house he had just purchased. His wife and daughter were back at the old home, gathering up some of the last items to be moved to their new home. Steve decided to stay the night by himself to get a feel for the house. The house was probably too large for such a small family, but Steve couldn't pass up the good buy he got on it. An old antique house, incredibly large, in a quiet, secluded area, for such a small price. Steve still couldn't believe how lucky he was.

The television was one of the items his wife was bringing the next day, so he decided to read a book to pass the time. He sipped at his hot coffee, while being warmed by the crackling fireplace. Steve couldn't help but to look forward to many more nights like this, all snug in front of the grand fireplace, on the cold winter nights that would eventually come. He had just started to get into his book when he heard a taping sound from the upper floor. Steve brushed it off quickly, old houses like this always make sounds like that in the movies, even though I'm sure it's had enough time to settle. He had to chuckle over his corny joke. He went back to his book, but the sound started again, it seemed to be moving across the room upstairs. Perhaps mice, thought Steve, I should really look into that tomorrow morning, the wife would not be pleased to find mice in their new home. Tomorrow though, no use chasing mice in the dark. Then Steve heard what sounded like a door opening upstairs. The big room was starting to feel a bit less cozy. He tried to pass it off as his imagination running wild, and tried to immerse himself in his book. It did no good, because this time, the sounds didn't go away. The tapping, footsteps...started to sound like they were coming down the stairs, down the stairs that led to the living room's door. Thump, thump, thump, louder and louder, as the went down. Steve had put the book down now, and was staring at the door with great intensity. What if it's a robber, he thought, or worse...no, he mustn't let his imagination go wild. He stared at the great door, and heard the footsteps keep thumping, finally coming off the stairs, and towards the door. Thump, thump, thump...He stared at the door, his fear increasing. Thump, thump, thump...the fireplace suddenly went out. The door handle started to turn, Steve was too frightened to get up to stop it, stuck in his place by fear. Slowly, it creaked open, until it was finally completely open to Steve. A great blinding light filled the room from the door, a blood curlding scream arose from Steve...

Linda pulled into the driveway in her truck. She was sure she finally had gotten every last thing and was ready to move into the new house. Her daughter bounced out of the car and ran towards the house. Linda thought, not for the first time, that the house was much too big for the three of them, but Steve was too much in love with it for her to change his mind. Steve, she had told him not to spend the night in the house alone, but he had insisted. She smiled to herself, the big goof was probably going to tell their daughter all kinds of ghost stories he made up last night, and she'll end up trying to soothe her to bed tonight. Her daughter bounded into the house, she followed closely behind. She called for Steve, no answer. Probably still asleep in that huge living room, or can't hear us through the door. He loved the room most about this house. She told her daughter to check the living room for her father. Her daughter went off to do that. Linda started unpacking some of the food they had brought in the kitchen, when she heard a scream from her daughter. She ran to the living room to see what was the matter. She looked in, and screamed herself. Steve was sitting, in his chair, book on the floor. His hair...his hair had turned stark white, his clothes were ripped, and it looked like he had tried to claw his eyes out with all the claw marks on his face. He was dead, with a look of stark terror etched forever on his face. Linda retched, and cried, what, what could possibly have done this to her husband, what??? Then, through her sobs, and her daughter's screaming, she thought she heard a thumping sound upstairs...

Amyranth said...

:S

Thanks 10:06. I have to go get my blankie now.

-A

Anonymous said...

Can you start another fire Amy?

You may want the light after this one.
;D


A House of Terror
The car finally gave out. Jeff hit the dashboard in fustration. It was bad enough that the car had to break down, but at night, in the rain, in the middle of God knows wherever he was, it was a fitting end to his bad week. The week had seen his wife le ave him, taking the kids with her. He had been demoted at his job, and was now forced to go back on the road as a salesman. Now this had happened, and things weren't going to get any better anytime soon. Jeff decided that he might as well try to find a wa y out of this mess. He considered waiting in his car for another car to come by and help him. The road wasn't often used though, and that might take hours, so Jeff decided to first walk down the road to see if there were any other choices. After walking f or a half hour in the pounding rain, Jeff finally came across an old house in the woods. Now Jeff had seen enough horror movies to make him turn back, but the rain alone was enough to overide his sense of fear and tripedation. He walked up the winding roa d up to the door. The looked to be very old, and not kept up well, and Jeff wondered if anyone even lived there anymore...

He knocked on the door, and to his surprise, it was answered rather quickly. An older man, looking to be in his late 70s, a sked him what he wanted. Jeff explained his situation and asked if the man had a phone or someway to help. The old man said he was wary of travelers, but decided that Jeff looked honest enough, and let him use his phone. Jeff thanked him, and asked his na me. He said his name was Joseph Palmer, and told Jeff the number of the nearest garage. Jeff made his way through to the phone, noticing that the house looked about as old inside as it did outside, and was surprised that there was even a phone at the plac e. He called the garage, but they said there was nothing they could do until the morning, and they would meet him at noon at his car. Mr. Palmer offered Jeff the guestroom to sleep in for the night. Jeff was a bit wary at spending the night in such a spoo ky old house, but decided that the walk back in the rain, and sleeping in the car couldn't be much safer than staying at the house. He accepted, and was shown to the room.

The house was adorned with antique everything, not a piece of furniture seem ed to have been purchased in at least the last 60 years or more. Mr. Palmer showed him the room, and bidded him good night. The man was nice, but the whole situation still left Jeff unnerved. He just tired to tell himself that he had watched far too many horror movies as a child. The bedroom had a canopy bed, one old lamp, a single window, and a red carpet. The house was eeriely quiet as Jeff laid himself down on the bed. Quiet...except for a creek here, and a thump there. By now, Jeff's imagination had h im too paranoid to sleep, as he heard Mr. Palmer outside the room, walking up and down the hallway outside. Up he went, and down he went. Then, the footsteps stopped, right outside his room. Jeff waited, yet nothing happened. A half hour passed, and yet h e heard nothing except the rain beating outside, and the wind howling as the storm blew on. Finally sleep slowly overcame Jeff, even with his nervousness hightened. Slowly, his eyes closed, though he thought he could almost hear something scratching at hi s door...

Jeff awoke, the stormed had passed, and daylight was shining through the window curtains. Happy that all his nervousness was for nothing, Jeff got out of bed, and checked his watch. He had slept in until 11:20, and had to leave quickly before the garag e people got to his car. Leaving the room, he was greeted by Mr. Palmer. Palmer asked him if he had slept well. Jeff replied that he had, though he had trouble falling alseep. Palmer laughed and asked if he was afraid of the old house at night in the midd le of nowhere. Jeff admitted that maybe, he was a bit afraid, but he felt silly for it now. He thanked Palmer, and said he had to leave quickly to get to his car. He turned to leave, when suddenly, something banged his head and everything went quite dark. ..

When Jeff came to, he was tied to a chair in the basement. The place reeked of horrible smells. Mr. Palmer walked up to him, with a large knife in his hand. Jeff screamed and tried to free himself, but only tired himself out. He looked up in horror at Mr. Palmer, and asked him why he was doing this, and why now. Palmer answered that last night, he would have been nervous, full of fear, and ready for any attack Palmer would do. No, that wasn't the right time, everyone expects attacks at night. But durin g the morning...people are more relaxed and the fear is low, making them blind to any chance of harm. Jeff asked him again, why was he doing this, what was he going to do with him and said someone, like the garage people, would find out what happened. Mr. Palmer said that mishaps happen on highways at night, mainly during storms, so hardly no one would even think twice as to why he was gone. If anyone actually did start asking questions...Palmer said he had ways to discourage that kind of activity...As fo r why he was doing this, Palmer simply said that Jeff need not worry about that, in fact, he need not worry about anything anymore...Jeff looked into Palmer's eyes as he walked towards him, eyes were completely black, and tried to scream...

Original Punk J said...

Anonymous said...
I like anons and regulars who don't get their anons confused. Who realize not all are one. Who get the facts right. Who have accurate memories and don't name call, accuse and ridicule. I like those.

October 26, 2008 9:15 PM

I like the same ones, 9.15, but if the anons don't clarify which ones they are, I can't address them properly. No one can.

This is why we always say, TAKE A NAME so we don't confuse you. I like nice anons. I speak to nice anons. Nasty anons can go hang.

YOU may know who you are, but once you sign yourself "anonymous", WE have no idea.

Identify, clarify, and rectify. Thanks.

Hey Amy and Seeping Unknown, and nice anons! I'm going back and forth between 2 blogs. If I don't automatically respond, I will do so after a bit. Be back later!

Anonymous said...

One for OP J. I have a feeling she appreciates handsome devils.

On Washington Rock
The dream was so vivid, she didn't realize at first that it was a dream. The party was crowded, the guests cheerful, the food delicious. Then a rumor began to circulate among the guests. The Devil was coming to the party. The Devil was on the way.

She didn't pay much attention at first. Until a hush came over the crowd. Turning to see what it was, she saw a tall, handsome blond man standing in the doorway greeting his hostess. Around her, the murmurs began. It was the Devil. He had come.

She watched out of the corner of her eye as the Devil made the rounds of the room. He looked so ordinary, it was hard to believe he was the Devil. Then he came to her group. As soon as he joined them, she knew the rumor was true. This was not someone to be trifled with. Frightened, she grabbed for a Bible her hostess had left lying on a nearby end-table and threw it at the Devil. For a moment, their eyes locked. The Devil's eyes were full of ferocious anger, terrible evil, and malevolent malice directed right at her. She thought she was dead.

Then she woke, and lay trembling in her bed with the light on until dawn.

The next morning was the end of term. Her parents and younger sister helped her clear out her dorm room and packed the car. It was dusk before they settled into their seats for the two-hour drive home. They talked excitedly as they drove towards their home in New Jersey, interrupting each other often, contradicting themselves and laughing. It was good to be together again.

They were fifteen minutes from home when they left the highway. Her father turned onto Washington Rock Road that led up the mountain, through the C-bend around the Washington Rock State Park and then down the other side of the mountain. As they drove up the steep hill, a noisy motorcycle tail-gated them, trying to pass even though the road was windy and narrow. Finally the hill grew so steep that the driver was forced to slow down and eventually, they pulled away from him entirely.

The car reached the top of the hill and started around the long C curve that took them through one end of the park. The park was dark and still. The whole family automatically looked to their right, out over the gorgeous view of the New York City skyline. They all saw the small park cart, sitting next to the road just inside the park boundary. It was parked directly underneath the only streetlight, where you couldn't fail to see it. And inside the vehicle....

She started trembling fiercely. Inside the vehicle was a tall, handsome blond man with eyes full of ferocious anger, terrible evil, and malevolent malice. It was the man from her dream. The man everyone said was the Devil!

The tension in the car was palpable. She had mentioned her dream to no one. But her parents and her sister all felt the evil pulsing from the still figure in the cart. No one spoke as they drove past the man.

Suddenly, the engine gave a strange cough. Her father gunned the motor, once, twice in a silent, desperate battle to keep moving. She gripped her hands together, praying silently as she stared at the figure opposite their car. The engine caught again and her father pressed down hard on the accelerator. Then they were past the man and roaring away from the park and towards the downward slope of the mountain.

She was sweating profusely, unable to stop shaking. She looked back out the window at the man in the park, and saw the motorcycle come roaring at last to the top of the hill. It drove half-way around the C-bend and as it drew opposite the figure in the cart, she heard the engine of the motorcycle cough. And then stall.

And then the park was out of view and they were riding silently towards home, not daring to speak until they were safely indoors.

She often wondered what happened to the man on the motorcycle.

Anonymous said...

How am I gonna sleep now?

Original Punk J said...

Seeping Unknown, that was pretty darn good, did you write that yourself? I like it very much, thank you for the dedication!

The only detail I'd change, though: the Devil should've been a brunet. ;D

How are you doing tonight?

Amyranth said...

*is under her blankie*

Anyone care to join me?

-A

toujours said...

hello.

i liked the dalai lama quote.







amyranth, why are you hiding under a blanket??

Anonymous said...

Seeping Unknown, your stories are really good.

Original Punk J said...

Move over, Amy, I'll sneak in under there with you.

*tries to crawl gracefully under blankie*

*fails miserably*

WHOOPS! Sorry about the view from the rear, kids!

Amyranth said...

Hiya Teej!

We're under the blankie because Seeping is telling stories again.

-A

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I agree with OPJ. The devil should have dark brown or black hair. Blonds are much too angelic.

Amyranth said...

J, I sent you an email by the way.

-A

Original Punk J said...

By the way of what, Amy? Sorry, bad joke. :)

Hey TJ! There's probably room under the blankie for you. If not, we can get another to add to the first one.

toujours said...

oh, i've been skipping the stories. sorry seeping, no offense.

toujours said...

thnaks for the offer, j. but i'm good. :)

Original Punk J said...

"thnaks"

I like this word. It says so much more than a simple "thank you", doesn't it? ;)

Well, TJ, if you're staying out there, you can warn us if any creepy things are coming to get us.

toujours said...

doh! i didn't even see that typo! D:

the other one i'm always doing these days is "nihgt".

*eyeroll*


don't worry, j., if any creepies come by i'll show them to the blanket.

;D

Amyranth said...

Thnaks Teej. :P

No more booze laced hot chocolate for you!

-A

Anonymous said...

The devil was an angel, the purtiest one of them all. I bet he is blond, and built like a surfer dude.

Amyranth said...

And hung like a horse.

-A

Amyranth said...

What?

I'm going to hell anyway.

-A

toujours said...

oh okay, amyranth. darnit!

*hides empty thermos behind back*

Anonymous said...

The seeping unknown cannot take credit for the stories. They are classic campfire tales. I am glad you are enjoying them 10:50, OP J, Amy and anons.

You can sleep with a teddy bear or dollie 10:34. Just hope they don't come to life when you turn out the lights!

BWAH HA HA HA HA

Anonymous said...

You know he is hung like a horse Amy. Did you ever see Rosemary's Baby? Remember the look on her face during that not a dream at all sequence?
;)

Amyranth said...

O_O

*throws another blanket over herself and J*

Waitasec...

*hears and empty thermos clinking around*

-A

Amyranth said...

Uh... no. Actually I didn't see Rosemary's Baby Seeping.

But you know, being Satan and all, he's probably hung like... the Four Horses of the Apocalypse.

All of them.

-A

Original Punk J said...

Amy...you ARE going to Hell.

*mutters something about Four Horses of the Apocalypse and rolls eyes*

Seeping, that's perfectly fine that you didn't write the story. It's still good. But I'm wondering...what DID happen to the motorcycle rider?

Amyranth said...

WHAT?

I know there was Horsemen, but nobody's hung like Famine, Pestilence, Disease and Death!

At least nobody who wants to brag.

-A

Anonymous said...

I think he's on his way to the castle OP J. Listen for the sound of that motorcycle. Do you hear it coming up the driveway yet? He's getting closer.....

Amyranth said...

*squeaks and hides under her blanket again*

Original Punk J said...

As long as he doesn't ride through the flower beds, Seeping, I don't see a problem! heeheehee

Amyranth said...

WHAT.

*pulls her head out from under the blanket*

If he rides through those flowers, he'll be WALKING home with a goddamn bike TIED around his neck!

*SEETHES*

-A

Anonymous said...

These stories are so much better than the stupid "hairy toe" on the porch.

Amyranth said...

I'm fairly certain I don't wanna know what Hairy Toe is.

*closes her eyes and plugs her ears*

-A

Anonymous said...

I phoned the devil and warned him not to drive through the flower bed. He promised he would not. He doesn't want to disturb what lies beneath those flowers. In addition to being hung like a horse
he does have manners and can be very charming.

He did tell me to give this dollie to 10:34. It might help them sleep better










a not so peaceful, eternal sleep.




Arabella
A little girl, named Lucy, was given a small doll by her parents. The doll was a gift from an ancient great aunt who had now passed away. Lucy was secretly unnerved by the doll which had nasty little black eyes that seemed to follow her around the room and a cross expression on it's face. Nevertheless, Lucy had to accept the doll, as she was well brought up and didn't want to upset her parents by informing them of how uneasy she felt around the doll. Her parents told her the doll was called Arabella. Lucy was even more afraid now that the doll had a name. It seemed to make it more human.

Even so, Lucy never really believed on a conscious level that the doll could do anything to her. It was just a doll, after all, and only reached up to just above her knee. So, to put her mind at rest, she stuffed Arabella into the little cupboard under the stairs, behind a pile of shoes where her parents wouldn't see her. It was not until a few nights later, when Lucy was lying in bed that she heard a noise...a shuffling sound, which went on for about five minutes. Then, a brief dragging noise and finally, a scuttling like light footsteps walking very fast. Lucy was pinned to the bed with fear, unable to move. Then, she heard a voice - like a very deep, almost masculine tone - but quiet enough not to wake her parents. Lucy always slept with the door open and the landing light on, as she was a little scared of the dark. Therefore she could hear more through her open door. Lucy heard the voice say "Lucy, I'm on the first step"...And then loud scrabbling again as whatever was speaking apparently turned tail and returned to it's place of hiding.

Lucy didn't sleep a wink that night but laid in fear until the break of dawn when her mother got her up for school. Lucy tried to explain to her mother what had happened the night before, but was so tired that, when her mother passed it off as "just a dream" she didn't have the strength to argue.

Lucy begged her parents to get rid of the doll, but they insisted that it had been the great aunts wish that Lucy would have her doll. She checked the cupboard under the stairs, but Arabella was exactly where Lucy had left her. She reluctantly went back to bed.

That night, Lucy fought against sleeping but she eventually drifted off. Presently, the deep disembodied voice woke Lucy again. She wondered if she could only hear it in her head. "Luuuuucccccccyyyyy....I'm on the fifth step.." it said. Then came the scuffling noise and the voice didn't reoccur that night. Lucy was crying by now, and again she didn't sleep that night. At school, Lucy told her friends about the doll, and of course they laughed at her. Lucy could only think that if Arabella was climbing four steps at a time then there was only one more night to go.

That night Lucy decided to shut her bedroom door. When her mother turned her light out she asked why Lucy was no longer scared of the dark. Lucy replied that she was and could she leave her light on instead of the hall light? But her mother pointed out that her bedroom light was so bright it would keep her awake, and said no. Lucy reluctantly agreed to sleep without her light on. She opened the bedroom curtains instead to light the room a little anyway.

Just as she began to doze, she heard the noise. And then the voice "Luuucccyyyy... I'm on the top step..." Lucy knew her door was closed but was still terribly afraid. Her heart pounding, she knew if she stayed in bed she wouldn't be safe. So she got up to investigate. She screamed!

Lucy's parents found her body at the bottom of the stairs. They guessed she was on her way to the bathroom without switching on the hallway light and had fallen down the stairs breaking her neck. Arabella, the favorite family doll, was found beside her body. She was......smiling.




Sleep peacefully bloggers and anons.

BWAH HA HA HA HA

Original Punk J said...

I AM WITH AMY. No Hairy Toe details, please. :P

For anyone who knows Ren and Stimpy:

"A fake toe! A REAL toe!"

and

"Shut up and lick the other arm!"

and

"Don't whiz on the electric fence!"

Good times.

Amyranth said...

*shrieks*

I FUCKING HATE DOLLS!

-A

Anonymous said...

***Arabella replicants are left by the doors of all rooms***

***Evil laughter is heard throughout the castle as the seeping unknown seeps out***

Amyranth said...

DAMN YOU SEEPING UNKNOWN!

DAMN YOU!!

*grabs a lighter and some fluid*

Well, well. Arabella's and me!

-A

Original Punk J said...

Seeping Unknown, you're wicked.

*sidles over to "doll" and gingerly picks it up by the shoe*

Have some lovely nightmares!

*eases out door to shed*

*puts doll through the woodchipper*

*runs back into Castle, jumps back under blankie with Amy*

Amyranth said...

*snags three Arabella's, tosses them into the running woodchipper, with a flaming ball of paper for good measure*

Fucking Dolls.

-A

ergoproxy said...

hello again!


oooh spooky stories!! love em!

Original Punk J said...

Where IS everybody? *glances nervously around*

Original Punk J said...

Oh thank goodness, Ergo! I think we've lost TJ, I haven't seen--or heard--her in quite a while. Did you pass her on the way in?

Amyranth said...

Hallo Ergo!

Here's a lighter and some fluid. Take care of that doll by your door before you go to bed, would you?

-A

ergoproxy said...

ummmm no?

*calls out*

TeeeeeeeeeeeeJaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Original Punk J said...

I think we should take care of ALL the so-called dolls, ladies. Since there are so many Lovelies not in tonight, we'd be better off getting rid of the lot of those things.

The dolls, not the Lovelies.

Amyranth said...

*ties her blanket around her shoulders*

*flicks her BIC*

Let's go.

-A

Original Punk J said...

*goes to look for blowtorch and protective goggles*

Don't start without me!

*also goes for warm Tab to use as grenades*

ergoproxy said...

*grabs dolls and stuffs them into woodchipper, collects chips and sets fire to them*


I got my new glasses too, they are the 4th frames down

ergoproxy said...

ladies I can attend to all doll disposal needs as it is broad daylight here!

ergoproxy said...

eep!

have the dolls gotten everyone but me????

shall I investigate without turning any lights on?

Amyranth said...

Ergo, turn on all lights, and bring a weapon. Something sharp, or melty is preferable.

-A

Amyranth said...

Anyway ladies, I hate to be a putz, but I'm going to take off to bed. I don't have to be up until late, so I wanna sleeeeeeep...

*loads a few more Arabella dolls in the woodchipper*

Goodnight Lovelies, Mayo and SS.

-A

ergoproxy said...

me!

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Amy! Sleep well, I'll see you tomorrow.

Ergo, I got a load of the dolls out to the woodchipper and then torched the chips, too. The warm Tab works wonders if the 'chipper's full.

ergoproxy said...

YAY!!

*happy dance*

goodnight amy sweet dreams

I shall remember to arm self and turn on all lights

Original Punk J said...

I saw the pic of your new glasses, Ergo, they're quite fancy. :)

ergoproxy said...

thank you, I have lenses now so I can wear them all the time, before they were just close/intermediate so walking about or looking distance wasn't good
these are all 3 so I thought "stuff it, I'll get a snazzy pair" :)

toujours said...

*comes up from the archives*

hey all, having fun tonight?

looked at the glasses, ergo -- when do we get to see you wearing them? :)

ergoproxy said...

TJ & J I emailed you

toujours said...

oh, cool! i'll go check. :)

Original Punk J said...

TJ! I thought you'd been et by the nasties! Glad to see you back.

Ergo, I'll go check.

toujours said...

whoo! awesome, ergo! :D

i think you just got flirtier. hmmm.

Original Punk J said...

Ergo! I thought you were supposed to be brainy, not sexy! *giggles* Cool beans, woman! You're gonna kill DangerHand, you know that, right?

ergoproxy said...

haha

at least I can see while I flirt now!

ergoproxy said...

J
he he he

maybe I won't ever get to take them off!
he doesn't know I picked them up today, so it's a surprise. I think they are nicer than my older ones

toujours said...

yeah, squinting does tend to put the kaibosh on flirtiness.

j.! i wasn't et, i just abandoned you to the tender mercies of seeping. um, sorry?

but you handled yourselves well.

*proud*

Original Punk J said...

Thank you TJ! *beams at proud* We tried oh so very hard.

It's true what you said about flirting, TJ. Ergo, the squinting really cuts down on making sexy eyes. Hard to be sexy when you squint.

ergoproxy said...

or they are being romantic and you have to keep saying "don't get so close, your face goes blurry"

toujours said...

the only way to squint and maintain flirtiness is to do it as if you were a femme fatale from a b&w movie: you tilt your head back as if you are superior to everyone in the room, and look at your subject through lowered lids.

but you gotta be able to carry off the vibe. it doesn't work when you've got the muppet aura like i do.

*sigh*

but ergo, with your hair, you could do it. oh yes.

Original Punk J said...

"Muppet aura"?

ergoproxy said...

I shall practice TJ!

elena said...

Ergo

I love your glasses!

ergoproxy said...

thanks elena :]

Original Punk J said...

Hey Elena! I really liked your pics from yesterday! Do you know how long it took me to see the orb by the tombstone? I looked at that picture for a good five solid minutes, then finally: Ah-HA! How cool those are! Did Fred freak out when she hit the cold spots?

The Baby Ring pic gave me kind of a hinky vibe just looking at it. All those little grave markers...*shudder*

toujours said...

yep, muppet aura. as in somebody rather goofy and foolish. like grover. *shrugs*

elena! omg, those orbs. wow. and i told my sis at dinner tonight about the temp drop and everything and she was very severely impressed! (she watches "ghost hunters" -- is that the name of the shoe? -- regularly)

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