Thursday, October 16, 2008

Dig into her.

Of all the translations of Charles Baudelaire's Rêve parisien that I have read, this version is my favorite.


Parisian Dream

I

That marvelous landscape of my dream —
Which no eye knows, nor ever will —
At moments, wide awake, I seem
To grasp, and it excites me still.

Sleep, how miraculous you are —
A strange caprice had urged my hand
To banish, as irregular,
All vegetation from that land;

And, proud of what my art had done,
I viewed my painting, knew the great
Intoxicating monotone
Of marble, water, steel and slate.

Staircases and arcades there were
In a long labyrinth, which led
To a vast palace; fountains there
Were gushing gold, and gushing lead.

And many a heavy cataract
Hung like a curtain, — did not fall,
As water does, but hung, compact,
Crystal, on many a metal wall.

Tall nymphs with Titan breasts and knees
Gazed at their images unblurred,
Where groves of colonnades, not trees,
Fringed a deep pool where nothing stirred.

Blue sheets of water, left and right,
Spread between quays of rose and green,
To the world's end and out of sight,
And still expanded, though unseen.

Enchanted rivers, those — with jade
And jasper were their banks bedecked;
Enormous mirrors, dazzled, made
Dizzy by all they did reflect.

And many a Ganges, taciturn
And heedless, in the vaulted air,
Poured out the treasure of its urn
Into a gulf of diamond there.

As architect, it tempted me
To tame the ocean at its source;
And this I did, — I made the sea
Under a jeweled culvert course.

And every color, even black,
Became prismatic, polished, bright;
The liquid gave its glory back
Mounted in iridescent light.

There was no moon, there was no sun, —
For why should sun and moon conspire
To light such prodigies? — each one
Blazed with its own essential fire!

A silence like eternity
Prevailed, there was no sound to hear;
These marvels all were for the eye,
And there was nothing for the ear.

II

I woke; my mind was bright with flame;
I saw the cheap and sordid hole
I live in, and my cares all came
Burrowing back into my soul.

Brutally the twelve strokes of noon
Against my naked ear were hurled;
And a gray sky was drizzling down
Upon this sad, lethargic world.

— Edna St. Vincent Millay, Flowers of Evil (NY: Harper and Brothers, 1936)




p.s. you will find figs and days, lyrics and plays.

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ergoproxy said...

and yeah anon the statcounter was never there, but analytics does the same thing apparently

ergoproxy said...

YAY FASC!!!!

*happy dance*

I was making a vegemite sandwich- drat!
lol
see you later!

Original Punk J said...

Well, there ya go, Anon.

Miss T, here's a glass. (I put some vodka in it instead of water, heeheehee!)

Ergo, are the two features comparable? Do they do the same thing?

MissTottenham said...

LOL J, vodka might do the trick.

Anonymous said...

I find it odd that the attacks on the porchies have NOT stopped. Hmm interesting indeed.....

Original Punk J said...

It won't help you remember any better, Miss T, but you won't care!

Ergo, you answered my question before I asked it! You're PSYCHIC! *ooh* *aah*

ergoproxy said...

ah J one of my many talents!

MissTottenham said...

LOL J.

I don't care.

Did you know, you are my beshtest friend.................

*drops glass*

Snore*





Yo psychic Ergo, what am I thinking?

Original Punk J said...

BC, I just sent you a reply. Please let me know if you get it.

Too true, Ergo! Along with tech support for the Woms.

BTW, Monty and Phil are having some trouble with their system. They were trying to install StatCounter, but Phil downloaded something called "CatCounter" instead. Now all they get is how often one of the cats walks by.

They need help, and plenty of it!

MissTottenham said...

BTW, Monty and Phil are having some trouble with their system. They were trying to install StatCounter, but Phil downloaded something called "CatCounter" instead. Now all they get is how often one of the cats walks by.


Hahahahahahahahaha!

ergoproxy said...

missT

"I bet ergo isn't psychic at all"

lol


I think I need "feralcatcounter" could you ask the boys if they found that one?

MissTottenham said...

I bet she isn't either J hee hee.

I want a cat counter too, LOL.


*more drunk giggling*

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Anonymous said...

I ♥ porches. Particularly those with swings and rocking chairs.

ergoproxy said...

oh I love those swing chairs too, anon and hammocks, can't beat a day lazing in a hammock

Original Punk J said...

Ergo: if you can get out of it!

It's been swell, girlies, but I need to go finish up some phone call crap. See you later, Ergo and BC! Miss T, it was great to see you today! Good luck and have fun and all that! *hugs and kisses*

Be back later tonight!

Anonymous said...

I ♥ lazy autumn or winter days in hammocks EP. I especially enjoy them when snuggling with someone special in hammocks built for 2.
^_~

Anonymous said...

J, yep, I got it.

ergoproxy said...

actuallly missT
do NOT...I repeat do NOT try and get into a hammock drunk
unless you want your mates falling about in hysterics
*fond memories of male friend attempting that years ago*

Anonymous said...

Hi there anon. See you later J.

MissTottenham said...

See you later J *hugs*

It was great chatting.





LOL Ergo, would there be pics to go along with the hammock memory?

Anonymous said...

Hello Bleeding C and MissTott.

MissTottenham said...

Hello anon, how are you today sweetie?

Amyranth said...

Yack.

-A

ergoproxy said...

bye J see you later

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Amy sweetie, how are you today?

ergoproxy said...

hi amy

not in my possession missT worse luck, but it was v v funny, we do have video of another guy trying to get on a mechanical bull drunk, we had it up in our shed for a bucks night, he was a funny drunk too and was talking to it as the operator would just move it around each time he tried to get on

MissTottenham said...

LOL Ergo.

Now that's a classy video. Sounds like you have the best parties in town.

Amyranth said...

Hallo MissT and Ergo!

Not so hot. I didn't get the tummy troubles, I woke up dizzy, with balance problems and a bit of muscle weakness. They sent me home from work and I slept for 3 hours. I could go back to bed now.

BC, did you get me sick? :O

-A

ergoproxy said...

oh amy that is no good! you feel better now?


missT it was a good night, esp as I got to have a turn while he was setting up, we had the Hens night (for the bride) the same night and it was ok (few...well a lOT..too many penis shaped anythings!) and when I left and got home I went up to the guys and it was much more fun (they just had the bull, no strippers or anything ick)

Anonymous said...

Miss Tott. I like that. Hello Miss Tott ^_^

Hallo Amy! Aw you're sick too? Sorry to hear that. Get well soon.

Amyranth said...

Ergo, kinda not. Still wobbly and bobbly.

I'm wondering if the food wasn't bad, maybe I caught the flu or something.

Thanks BC!

-A

ergoproxy said...

you may have amy, seems there is a lot going around over your side of the world
You may have an inner ear infection with a virus
see a doc if it doesn't get better

I just have to nip out, be back in a little while

MissTottenham said...

MissTott waves back at BC, I like that name too.

So far, i am MissTott, foggy and misty. Cool eh?



Not too many penis shaped abjects Ergo. But how many is too many?



aw, you get well soon Amy.

*hands amy blanket and tablets*
*feels amy's forehead*

I prescribe a decent night's sleep for you young lady.

MissTottenham said...

See you later Ergo.

Anonymous said...

Take care Ergo. That's a lot of nicknames Miss T ^_^

I'll be back later. Gonna go lay down for a bit.

Anonymous said...

kokoro ga afurete umaku hanasenai
doko kara kowarete shimatta?

MissTottenham said...

See you later BC. I hope you feel better soon.

Amyranth said...

*snuggles into her blankets and noms the tablets*

Thank you MissT! I haven't had the pleasure lately, what have you been up to?

-A

MissTottenham said...

Not much this week Amy. I'm off to see if I can get funding to do a longer teaching course on weds (wish me luck).

How about you sweetie? Apart from being sick, what have you been up to?

Anonymous said...

Though I go to you
ceaselessly along dream paths,
the sum of those trysts
is less than a single glimpse
granted in the waking world.

MissTottenham said...

Nice words anon, where is that from?

Amyranth said...

Well, just working and looking for a second job, or a better paying full time one. Pretty much the same ol' same ol'.

When will you know about the funding?

-A

MissTottenham said...

Well, anytime after weds. Hopefully maybe straight away. Who knows hahaha!



Good luck on the job front. I hope you find one better paying one so you don't have to faff around with two jobs. Unless you want the variety.

Anonymous said...

6:31s words are by Ono no Komachi

English translation at 6:36.

ergoproxy said...

I'z back!

missT I hope you get the funding, kids need good teachers and when you want to do it they should encourage you


amy hope you find something else too

Anonymous said...

6:31 is not Ono no Komachi. 6:36 is.

elena said...

“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”

ergoproxy said...

they are lovely anon, very beautiful

Anonymous said...

That's what I get for ASSuming.

ergoproxy said...

hi elena!

MissTottenham said...

Thanks anon. I haven't heard of them before but that was beautiful.



Hi again Ergo, thanks sweetie. Maybe one day when I grow up, I can be a proper teacher like you hee hee!




Hiya Elena, how are you?

Give me a kitty (puts demanding face on) hahaha!

elena said...

Hey Ergo

Anonymous said...

Hito wo yume to ya
omoishiruramu;
sumi suteshi,
sono wa kochou no
yadori nite

elena said...

Okay MissT but you gotta come and pick up the kitten.

MissTottenham said...

Oh bugger Elena, I'll have to pass.

*looks down at poor kittyless arms as she strokes thin air*




Anon, even when I can't understand it, the words look beautiful.

ergoproxy said...

why do you only ever lose one of a pair of earrings you really like?

It's a Murphy's law for sure

Anonymous said...

Cut not the wings of your dreams,
for they are the heartbeat and the freedom of your soul.

Anonymous said...

That's because they are Miss T :)

ergoproxy said...

I watched Death Note (the series) for the first time last night, very odd but interesting

Anonymous said...

Hito wo yume to ya
omoishiruramu;
sumi suteshi,
sono wa kochou no
yadori nite

words by Monk Sogi




That man's life is but a dream -
is what we now come to know.

Its house abandoned,
the garden has become home
to butterflies.

translation by Steven Carter

elena said...

Thank you anon. What beautiful words.

Anonymous said...

suzushisa wa
mizu yori fukashi
aki no sora






Translation of Steven D. Carter:
Ah, for coolness,
it rivals the water's depth -
this autumn sky.

MissTottenham said...

Aw thanks anon.

Beautiful.

I love butterflies.





Wear odd ones Ergo and start a trend.

ergoproxy said...

anon(s)it's wonderful that some people can capture such thoughts and put them into words

Anonymous said...

Yo no naka wa
nani ni tatoen
yamabiko no
kotauru koe no
munashiki ga goto

Anonymous said...

Yes it is EP. I agree.

MissTottenham said...

Message from MJ.


tell ep there are live action movies for Death Note

Anonymous said...

Monk Ryokan

Translation by Steven D. Carter:
Our life in this world -
to what shall I compare it?
Its like an echo
resounding through the mountains
and off into the empty sky.

MissTottenham said...

Is it Japanese anon?

elena said...

Did anyone know who is the author of the dream quote I left?

No googling you gotta guess.

Anonymous said...

The red phone is ringing. The UN requires my assistance. Must go.
Take over Elena or EP.

Anonymous said...

James Dean
:)

MissTottenham said...

Good luck with your mission blog translator.

Anonymous said...

wow, a super hero!

Anonymous said...

*spoken with a lisp*

elena said...

It was James Dean, be honest anon...did you google?

ergoproxy said...

thanks MJ!!

I have only started halfway through the series so I've missed a lot, I wikipediad it, they'll repeat it though I'm sure

MissTottenham said...

Well I have to see a man about an insurance policy tomorrow so I shall have to say goodnight.


Nighty night guys, it's been fun.

xxxxxx

ergoproxy said...

goodnight missT

sweet dreams

and fare thee well anon!

Anonymous said...

Hey there SS. I think you should add zombies to your "for the love of..." list. I know the undead aren't as cute as squirrels and bunnies, but they would make a nice addition for Halloween. Think about it. :)

ergoproxy said...

lol anon

it could read ,

"Because it really is all about the geese...and the frogs...and the bunnies...and the squirrels...and the love...and the undead walking the streets trying to eat your brains"

Anonymous said...

I like it Ergo.

ergoproxy said...

thanks anoon :)

well it would be all about them if they were anywhere near me!

I am kinda wishing we did have halloween, I've never been around people preparing and it looks so much fun

I will decorate my computer area though, and I have candy from elena so I can join in a bit

Amyranth said...

MissT! My apologies for buggering off, I had to go make supper!

Hallo again everyone!

-A

Amyranth said...

Ergo, it's brilliant!

And spooky. :S

-A

Anonymous said...

Japanese poetry anon, OMG, please bring your words to the porch? I would appreciate the crap out of them! Ono no Komachi is one of my favorites. ♥

We could do it all night!*















*poetry.

Anonymous said...

"Stat Trackers don't really tell you diddly. You get an ISP for whatever certain time of day."


You forgot to mention they show the IPs, the city, the state, the address and more. I wonder why you left all that out.

ergoproxy said...

as I was curious
looking back, the originators of FuckFest 2007 were sdock, sisM, smoke, BC and an anon using it in comments
the BC for giving the first "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!"

and then joined by missT DG MP anima and fasc

named by sdock at 4:41 pm oct 23

then joined by just about everyone else

Anonymous said...

If it tells you "diddly" why do you need a StatCounter so badly for the porch? Hmm? Why do you need to know the ISPs and IPs of the people who visit the porch? Its not a LJ, you cant google something to lead there. Then why?

JocelynHolly said...

Good day those around!

How was your Monday? I took a nap after school, and woke up thinking it was Friday. Man, was I confused!! Did you all have a decent beginning to the week?

I'll be back in a little bit, I think I'm going to go for a run. =)

xoxox;
- 007

Amyranth said...

Hallo PH!

That confusion seems to be running rampant! I got sick earlier today and my boss took it to mean that I wanted the whole day off :P

-A

ergoproxy said...

PH!!!!!

*HUG*


you feeling better at all amy?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Stat Trackers don't really tell you diddly. You get an ISP for whatever certain time of day."


You forgot to mention they show the IPs, the city, the state, the address and more. I wonder why you left all that out.


I wondered why they left all of that information out too. Must not how to do it right yet.

Amyranth said...

Ergo, I had a big bowl of pasta, so the fog seems to be lifting.

I didn't know that you guys didn't celebrate Hallowe'en!

-A

ergoproxy said...

nope we are Halloweenless over here

shops do stock stuff and some people have parties and such but it's not at all like over there. I only ever knew about it from US TV shows as a kid

Anonymous said...

"I wondered why they left all of that information out too. Must not how to do it right yet."

They know how to do it. They left it out on purpose. They probably think we're all too dumb to figure it out. They don't want to scare anyone because if they know the truth they know no one will visit. My question got ignored, big surprise. That's what happens when they can't talk.

Anonymous said...

If they didn't think the tracker was a big deal they would have told everyone about it to begin with. They tried to hide it. Someone was smart enough to find it and tell everyone.

Anonymous said...

yadda yadda yadda

Anonymous said...

It's funny how you single out the porch when many of us have them, some have had for a while, and no one said anything, because why should anyone?

Like I said, the best part is the google search keywords.

And why is it such a big deal to you if no one visits the porch anyway? If you don't like it, don't go there. Simple as.

Anyone who wants to is welcome, though; no one cares where you're from, as long as you have nice words and some blather for us. ^_^

Amyranth said...

Ergo, that sucks. I've spent many a Canadian Hallowe'en stretching my costume over my snowsuit, until Mom and Dad wised up and started buying them a size bigger anyway.

I remember one year, when I was on the East Coast, we'd had the remnants of a tropical depression pass over the province on Hallowe'en night. So, we grabbed this HUGE patio umbrella and carried it out while we went trick-or-treating. It didn't help though, so within 4 or 5 houses, we were drenched. I think in the end we went back to my friend's place to change, and went to a school dance instead.

-A

Anonymous said...

Night Visitor
Richard was living in a not-so nice neighborhood with his parents. Their house was badly in need of repair and none of the windows or doors ever locked properly. Richard complained to his mom about not being able to sleep because of the "scratching" noises in his room, his mom assumed that it was rats, or that some cat had managed to get in the house again and was in the room somewhere. After turning on the lights and not seeing any sort of animal, she told Richard to go back to bed. So Richard went back to bed and was awakened almost immediately again by the scratching. Insistent, ceaseless. He still couldn't tell WHERE the sound was coming from, but this time, he decided to ignore it. So he fell asleep again.

Richard had no idea how long he'd been asleep when he suddenly sat up in bed, crying out, his hands flying to his back. He'd been bitten in the middle of his back while he slept, yet he'd been LYING on his back. Richard decided that things were just too weird and went to get his dad. His dad looked at his back. The spot that hurt certainly didn't look like a bite. It looked more like a puncture wound. So he flipped on the bedroom light and inspected Richard's bed. There was a hole in the fitted sheet and some of the mattress stuffing was showing through the hole. At a loss to explain how it happened, Richard suggested that maybe a spring had come through, so Richard's dad flipped the twin bed over to see if the box springs were the culprit.

What he found was a long knife stuck in the mattress, pointing upwards, towards where a person might lie. He also found mud and dirt under the bed, the exact length of a person. Checking immediately outside the window he found fresh footprints in the mud leading to and then away from the window. Someone had slipped into Richard's room through the unlocked window and lain under his bed. The scratching sound he heard was the person using the knife to dig through the box springs and mattress to kill him!

Anonymous said...

Why? I don't understand what the motive would be.

ergoproxy said...

eeep!

oooh nice spooky story anon!



see amy it sounds so cool, but we just don't celebrate it over here *sigh*

if I ever travel I will have to try and coincide with everything or just spend a whole year!

ergoproxy said...

I'm installing programs on a new computer so forgive delays


motive for what anon? the singling out? most motives have been to get a reaction, I doubt this is any different

elena said...

Oh I like the story anon. I'm sittig at the kitchen table with my blinking skeleton lights in the window and the mood was just right for the story.

Anonymous said...

No, I'm sorry, I wasn't referring to the blog, but to the story. I don't mean to be a spoilsport, it is indeed a spooky story. My question, however, was my initial response.

Too many Columbo marathons I suppose. Happy Halloween, Blog Believe.

Amyranth said...

*shivers*

Should I light a fire? I'm not good at telling spooky stories, but I bet you some of you are.

-A

Amyranth said...

Ergo, what do we celebrate that you don't?

-A

ergoproxy said...

oh why did he want to kill the boy?

to eeeeeeeeeat his braaaaaaains....



lol
sorry anon

happy halloween anon!



elena I have one peeps cat left but I am saving the other stuff for the night

ergoproxy said...

well we celebrate Christmas, Easter, Valentines, Australia Day, Queens Birthday, Anzac Day there are other more local things too

what other days are there?
I'm going off the top of my head, that I think needs coffee

ergoproxy said...

anyone know a safe site to download kids games?

I don't know what to trust, maybe I should just buy some more....

Anonymous said...

Light that fire Amy

Bloody Mary

She lived deep in the forest in a tiny cottage and sold herbal remedies for a living. Folks living in the town nearby called her Bloody Mary, and said she was a witch. None dared cross the old crone for fear that their cows would go dry, their food-stores rot away before winter, their children take sick of fever, or any number of terrible things that an angry witch could do to her neighbors.

Then the little girls in the village began to disappear, one by one. No one could find out where they had gone. Grief-stricken families searched the woods, the local buildings, and all the houses and barns, but there was no sign of the missing girls. A few brave souls even went to Bloody Mary's home in the woods to see if the witch had taken the girls, but she denied any knowledge of the disappearances. Still, it was noted that her haggard appearance had changed. She looked younger, more attractive. The neighbors were suspicious, but they could find no proof that the witch had taken their young ones.

Then came the night when the daughter of the miller rose from her bed and walked outside, following an enchanted sound no one else could hear. The miller's wife had a toothache and was sitting up in the kitchen treating the tooth with an herbal remedy when her daughter left the house. She screamed for her husband and followed the girl out of the door. The miller came running in his nightshirt. Together, they tried to restrain the girl, but she kept breaking away from them and heading out of town.

The desperate cries of the miller and his wife woke the neighbors. They came to assist the frantic couple. Suddenly, a sharp-eyed farmer gave a shout and pointed towards a strange light at the edge of the woods. A few townsmen followed him out into the field and saw Bloody Mary standing beside a large oak tree, holding a magic wand that was pointed towards the miller's house. She was glowing with an unearthly light as she set her evil spell upon the miller's daughter.

The townsmen grabbed their guns and their pitchforks and ran toward the witch. When she heard the commotion, Bloody Mary broke off her spell and fled back into the woods. The far-sighted farmer had loaded his gun with silver bullets in case the witch ever came after his daughter. Now he took aim and shot at her. The bullet hit Bloody Mary in the hip and she fell to the ground. The angry townsmen leapt upon her and carried her back into the field, where they built a huge bonfire and burned her at the stake.

As she burned, Bloody Mary screamed a curse at the villagers. If anyone mentioned her name aloud before a mirror, she would send her spirit to revenge herself upon them for her terrible death. When she was dead, the villagers went to the house in the wood and found the unmarked graves of the little girls the evil witch had murdered. She had used their blood to make her young again.

From that day to this, anyone foolish enough to chant Bloody Mary's name three times before a darkened mirror will summon the vengeful spirit of the witch. It is said that she will tear their bodies to pieces and rip their souls from their mutilated bodies. The souls of these unfortunate ones will burn in torment as Bloody Mary once was burned, and they will be trapped forever in the mirror.


retelling by S. E. Schlosser

elena said...

St Patricks Day that's a good one. Nothing like drinking green beer

Amyranth said...

ergoproxy said...

well we celebrate Christmas, Easter, Valentines, Australia Day, Queens Birthday, Anzac Day there are other more local things too

Well, in Canada there's:
New Year's, Groundhog Day, Valentine's Day, St Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Victoria Day (or, the 2-4 Weekend), Father's Day, Canada Day, Civic Holiday, Labour Day, Thanksgiving, Hallowe'en, Remembrance Day, Christmas Day and Boxing Day.

I think that's it.

-A

Amyranth said...

*tosses a log into the fireplace*

*pokes it a few times*

Anyone want some cider or something? I swear I'm freezing to death here!

-A

Anonymous said...

I know, I know, not supposed to be here etc.

But, oh man, Bloody Mary still scares the everloving christ out of me. I never go into the bathroom in low light, just in case I should glance in the mirror and see her.

NEVER.

Okay, I'm done. Good night!

Anonymous said...

♥ :)

Amyranth said...

I think my favorite scary stories are the ones that have actually happened in history. Countess Bathory scares me, sickens me, and amazes me all at the same time.

-A

ergoproxy said...

Oh I know the Bloody Mary one! I always hate mirrors or darkened windows at night, too many horror movies


oh we do Mothers and Fathers Days, and St Patricks (too many Irish in Oz not to!)
we also next week have Melbourne Cup day, it's a horse race and everyone just about watches a lot of workplaces stop, schools get tv's on, people dress up and have lunches, I'm going to one at the school even though I'm not at work that day.
It's called "the race that stops a nation"

Anonymous said...

I know, I know, not supposed to be here etc.



You don't have to go. You have every right to be here too. :)

Anonymous said...

I know, I know, not supposed to be here etc.



You don't have to go. You have every right to be here too. :)

JocelynHolly said...

So, I went for my run, and it's so amazing how clear your mind is when you run. Nothing to hear but your own heart and your feet colliding with the ground. Nothing to feel but the feeling of invincibility. And nothing to think about but how nothing and no one can catch you. I felt like I was running from my demons and honestly, I haven't felt that fucking great in a lifetime.

Watching my breath in the night, I was just in shock at the fact that it was so cold out and I felt nothing but the warmth of my own body heat. It's times like that where I am reminded at how alive I am. It reminds me not to afraid to live. I honestly felt like nothing can stop me from accomplishing the things I want, and need, to get done. Those are the times where I just crave the emotions and I feel like no one can stop me.

Ergo, I didn't know that you didn't really celebrate Halloween in Australia.

Hello to all. ^_^

ergoproxy said...

and labour day and new years

we don't have halloween or thanksgiving, and isn't there something over there called sweetest day or such?

Amyranth said...

*grins at PH*

Nice segue.

-A

Anonymous said...

Kapunua

Why should I be bitter
About someone who was
A complete stranger
Until a certain moment
In a day that has passed.

Anonymous said...

This is a story about the Smith sisters who were murdered anonymously while they slept in their bedroom.

It’s an urban legend about a boy named John Smith who was very fond of scary emails and popups.

Every day, he would find new ones and post them to everyone he knew. He even started making some himself and sending them to strangers. He loved to scare people on the Net.

John lived in Plainfield, Wisconsin. One day in November 2007, he opened up his Inbox and found a message that appeared to be from two young girls. They called themselves the “Smith Sisters” and told him they were his older sisters, which confused him because he was an only child. They said that years ago, they had lived in his house.

He replied, saying he didn’t have any sisters and told them to get lost and leave him alone. The next day, he received a chilling message with some photo attachments. The first photo was of two young girls.

The caption on it said Smith Sisters murdered anonymously.

The girls said in the email that they were indeed his older sisters. They told him that in 1993 they had lived in his house. His bedroom had once been their bedroom. They told him all about growing up and about their lives and how happy they had been until one horrible night.

He opened up the other attachment. It was a scan of an old newspaper article.

“In 1993, two sisters were brutally murdered in the small-town community of Plainfield, Wisconsin. Lisa Smith, 19 and her sister, Sarah Smith, 15 were attacked in their parent’s home on the night of November 17th, around 1:30AM. The Smith Sisters were lying in bed when a crazed killer broke into the house. No-one heard them scream. In the morning, their parents found the dead bodies of the Smith Sisters hidden in the bedroom closet. They had been skinned alive. The killer was long gone and no trace of him could be found. They had been murdered anonymously. Police conducted an extensive investigation, but to no avail. The motives for the attack were never discovered, nor was the attacker ever found. The only lead athorities had was a series of strange emails found in Lisa’s computer. The case was closed in October of 2000.”

In the rest of the email, the sisters said that they were angry that the case was closed and people forgot about them.

They were angry that their parents wanted to forget about them too.

They were angry that their parents decided to start over and had a new baby. A little boy named John.

They were angry that their parents had never mentioned their daughters or their tragic murder to their new son John.

John Smith, sent an angry reply saying he didn’t believe what they were saying. He didn’t believe the Smith Sisters were really related to him and he didn’t believe the newspaper article was real. He told them to go to hell.

Five minutes later, he got another email from them. It said “If you don’t believe us, look in the bedroom closet.”

That was the last email that was found on John’s computer. Police were unable to trace who had sent the messages to him.

On the floor of the closet, the police found a faint message, carved in the wood. It simply read “Lisa and Sarah - 1993″. Underneath that, was another carving that read “John 2007″.

No-one knows what John did next, but in the morning, John’s parents woke up to find their son missing. Then they checked his bedroom closet and got the shock of their lives. There they found the dead body of their son. He had been skinned alive.

No-one knows what really happened that night. Police were only able to piece together parts of the story based on what they found on John’s computer.


The parents were devastated. How could this happen to a family. First their daughters were murdered. And now years later their son is murdered.

It seemed too weird to be just a coincidence. Two sisters are murdered and then years later, their brother is murdered in exactly the same way, in exactly the same place. And the only evidence left behind is a few scary emails… Makes you wonder.

ergoproxy said...

*spine chills*

Anonymous said...

BEYOND PATHETIC

JocelynHolly said...

Ohh I love these kinds of stories.

If you love the urban legends and what not, go to www.forwardgarden.com (can't link). I used to spend HOURS on end on that site when I was a kid reading the urban legends and myths.

Amyranth said...

:S

Eeeekkkkk....

-A

Anonymous said...

Take shit poetry to the porch please. Unless you are afraid of getting TRACKED!!

Anonymous said...

I hope you enjoyed the stories
Amy EP Elena PH anons bloggers.
The unknown will seep into your nightmares tonight.
^_~

Anonymous said...

This sucks, Since the porkies put up their tracker the poetry anons are going to come here to derail the conversation again. Take the tracker down porkies and keep this shit to yourselves.

Anonymous said...

that's not very nice :(

JocelynHolly said...

The unknown will seep into your nightmares tonight.

0_0

Amyranth said...

*clings to PH*

What? What's seeping where?

-A

JocelynHolly said...

*grabs Amyranth*

I'm always scared when I'm walking to my bed in the dark that something will come and grab me! This is not going to help tonight!

Amyranth said...

*squeaks*

Oh god! I'm in the dark basement, and there's nobody here but me and the cats!

*chews on her fingers*

PH, what're we gonna do?

-A

JocelynHolly said...

*acts heroic*

Well, first we're going to put out underwear on the outside.
(for those not wearing underwear.. uhh.. put your socks on the outside)

Then we're going to grab a flashlight, and prepare ourselves for anything that tries to grab our toes.

ergoproxy said...

amy, ph could I just

*sidles sideways*

come over here

*squeezes between*

with you?

JocelynHolly said...

*moves over*

*grabs Ergoproxy's hand*

I can sense someone lurking in the shadows.

0.0

Original Punk J said...

What, exactly, IS "the unknown" (besides that anon) and where is it seeping from? Or better yet, to?

Amyranth said...

*squeezes Ergo in the middle*

Okay, underwear on the outside. Check!

Socks over my pants! Check!

Flashlight... um...

I don't have a flashlight.

If I get Lear a pair of underwear, can he come with us?

-A

Amyranth said...

AUGH!!

IT'S J!

-A

JocelynHolly said...

AHHH!.

OPJ, don't scare me like that.

*looks around*

I think I soiled my pants.

Amyranth said...

Well, at least your underwear are on the outside PH.

-A

Original Punk J said...

AUGH!!

IT'S J!


Yeah, that's the usual reaction I get when I enter a room...

What are we looking for? I have spare flashlights, by the by. *passes out flashlights*

And lucky for you, I have on my very pretty undergarments! :D

ergoproxy said...

*shriek!!!!!!*


J please don't just wander up like that!

ok rule #1
if we go anywhere and investigate we will turn EVERY FUCKING LIGHT ON!!!

ok?
we all agree on that?

Amyranth said...

And lucky for you, I have on my very pretty undergarments! :D

Lady Marmalade?

*takes a flashlight and wiggles Lear into a pair of boxers*

What? I found them in the laundry room.

-A

JocelynHolly said...

*covers eye with one hand*

*raise the other hand*

AGREED!!

Be back in a minute. I have to go make sure there are no monsters in my nieces room.

0.0


Good thing I'm 007, nothing can stop me.

*hears James Bong theme song*

*dramatically exits room*

Amyranth said...

Good thing I'm 007, nothing can stop me.

*hears James Bong theme song*

BAHAHA!

007, or 4:20?

-A

JocelynHolly said...

*enters room*

*trips over phone cord*

*gets back up*

*dusts off*

Who put that there?

Original Punk J said...

I thought I made enough noise when I opened the front door...oh well. Sorry, girls.

Maybe I should change my underwear. The cute girls in the sexy underwear always get eaten first. O_o

Course, it depends on whether the seepage thinks I'm cute. I hope NOT. :P

Bubbles, keep that BONG, we might need it later to barter for our lives!

Anonymous said...

11:08

I don't give a damn what you think

Original Punk J said...

THE PHONE LINE'S BEEN CUT!!! OH MY COW!!! Quick, get a cell phone!

Mayo? SS? Either of you here, maybe? Hopefully?

*squeaks*

please?

Anonymous said...

*not the horror story anon

ergoproxy said...

hang on just let me put these totally impractical heels on in case we have to run

JocelynHolly said...

*hears giggling*

Did anyone hear that?

I swear to God, if I look in the drain and see IT in there, I will freak. I hate clowns! >.<

Amyranth said...

Phone cord?

*inspects it*

It's been chewed apart!

O_O

-A

JocelynHolly said...

*lights shut off*

Oh no.

*lightening flashes*

Why does this always happen?!

>.<

Original Punk J said...

Amy, take a look at the note I found! Here, I'll send it over to you.

Amyranth said...

*covers her yes*

OH MY GOD, I HATE THE DARK, WE'REALLGONNADIE!!!!

toujours said...

*partially materializes and sits on the couch, sipping ecto coffee*

Anonymous said...

If you don't care then sign in.

JocelynHolly said...

OH MY GOD, I HATE THE DARK, WE'REALLGONNADIE!!!!

Shhh! Don't say that!

*lightening flashes, thunder roars*

*sees a shadow in the corner*

Did anyone see that face? I swear it looked like a clown. 0_0

Original Punk J said...

*howls echo in the distance*

Oh great. Now we've got WOLVES. This just sucks.

Are there any candles in this motherfuckin' Castle? You'd think they'd be all over the place, but NOOOOO, not a

*more howling*

FUCKIN HELL!!!

Anonymous said...

Lol, who's James Bong?

Hey guys.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I should change my underwear. The cute girls in the sexy underwear always get eaten first. O_o

Those are the ones I eat first!

Amyranth said...

OH GOD TEEJ'S A GHOST, WE'REALLGONNADIE!!!

Anonymous said...

Especially for you 11:08, because you are important too

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.


- a visiting anon (not from the "porch")

JocelynHolly said...

LMFAO.

Funny thing. Didn't even realize I wrote James Bond wrong. The whole time I'm sitting here trying to figure out why Amy and OPJ kept making these very obvious hints towards drugs.

>.< I feel insanely stupid and slow.

*looks at TJ and BC*

Don't look behind you.

Anonymous said...

Shhhhh You'll wake up the Vampires.

JocelynHolly said...

Shhhhh You'll wake up the Vampires.

I enjoy playing with the vampires. ^_~

Original Punk J said...

There! At 11.53! IT'S THE GHOST!

Can I barter for my life with the Bong?

*Psst, PH, gimme the Bong! I'm trying to pacify the ghost!*

Amyranth said...

*starts grabbing chunks of hair*

toujours said...

*continues to sip coffee, unconcerned*

~paperheart

you won't
die


you are


too


sweet~



*ghosty grin*

Original Punk J said...

TJ! BC! Watch out for the Ghost! (And no, TJ, I don't mean you right now. :D You're a NICE Ghost.)

Anonymous said...

Vampires don't exist

JocelynHolly said...

*hands over bong.*

I have never touched one of those in my life.

Honestly.

JocelynHolly said...

Neither do dinosaurs.

toujours said...

~oops~

*squints*

~sorry


ecto's not


good


for reading





correctly.


you are sweet


too

amyranth~



*sips*

Anonymous said...

.....Brewster

Anonymous said...

...or elves and goblins

Original Punk J said...

Amy, check your email please? Thank you! :)

toujours said...

~thanks


j.



i'm always


a








nice ghost~


*grinnish*

JocelynHolly said...

LALA LA LA LA.

*covers ears*

I can't hear you!

JocelynHolly said...

Only in my imagination, my dear.

Then it does exist.

toujours said...

~disbelieving

anon





everything

exists~

Amyranth said...

*pulls her hoodie up over her head*

-A

Anonymous said...

prove it

Anonymous said...

Vampires are like Santa Claus.

Those that believe get....

For those that don't...they do not exist.

JocelynHolly said...

0.0

I have to go to bed.

If I wake up with scratches, or I hear evil laughs in the middle of the night.. I blame "The Unknown" seeping into my nightmares.

Goodnight everyone! Sweet dreams!

<3
-007

Anonymous said...

Ghost? What ghost? I'm too busy napping ;p

Hi there coffee-sipping ecto TJ

Anonymous said...

hmmm...get what, anon? ^_^

ergoproxy said...

honest that is just what vampires want you to think!

Amyranth said...

J, read and replied!

I don't believe in Vampires.

I can't.

I believe in Countess Bathory though.

:S

-A's hair is standing on end!

Original Punk J said...

Goodnight Bubbles! Scream if you need us! We'll all just be down here, avoiding the Ghost. <_<

Anonymous said...

Goodnight grasshopper sweet dreams.

ergoproxy said...

why is TJ floating about up there O_O




goodnight PH!
make sure you keep the covers pulled up, they are excellent protection, every kid knows that

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