Friday, September 26, 2008

Cereal monogamy

On the front porch
Laughing and crying all at once
She has no idea the vodka belongs on the shelf
Orange juice beside the milk

It is the same front porch
That whispered baseball calls
To my bedroom window
As I peered down enticed

In time, now stumbling forward
Often infused by the same mixture
I recall her laughter was not quite right
And mine often sounds the same

From the front porch I forgive
As any good lesson I read
And now in her face reflected
The moment that I returned




p.s. in the never-ending battle to match wits.

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Anonymous said...

Shitdick

Anon616 said...

*says "hmmmm....." after peeking at vein picture*

Could be anyone. I hope it's not him!

Anonymous said...

That pic is an old one, I've seen it a bunch on buzznet even before it was used as a MCR secret. It's a real pic, but BC is still getting her facts wrong.

Anonymous said...

Hi Dickweed, Amy, BC, Wendy ♥

*sigh* blog life is good ^____^

Anonymous said...

the only thing Gerard cuts is the cheese.

Anonymous said...

Well, shit.

I went looking for that on picture and found that one.

lol still in denial. I mean cause, that's the first I'veever seen them.

Anonymous said...

Its a good blog again. The trash has been taken out.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Gerard has never admitted to anything like that.

Amyranth said...

10:20, that does look like visible proof.

-A

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Anonymous said...

I think about three months ago someone was asking about Gerard cutting himself. An anon posted a print interview with him where he said he had cut himself.

Anonymous said...

Um. Saying that you're wrong BC, is the right facts. LOL

Anon616 said...

Hi smilie! How are you tonight? Wanna come see Turisas with me?

Anonymous said...

Gerard has never admitted to cutting himself




That fake ass book doesn't count, either.

Anon616 said...

Facts, eh? Well, I don't know nothin' bout them facts. I shall trust my sweetcheeks!

Anonymous said...

Gerard cutting himself might be to painful of a thing for him to talk about. i don't think he reveals every detail about his life to the fans. i'm sure there are plenty of things from his past that he keeps to himself.

Anon616 said...

Well, it does appear to be the same wrist to me.
:(

Anonymous said...

Why don't you post the right facts then anon?

Hallo Amy, sugarplum *smoooches and big hugs* how are you?

I'm doing okay Amy, just a bit headachy and cold. Hello dickweed.

Amyranth said...

10:26, I wouldn't blame him either.

-A

Anonymous said...

Gerard did say something in an interview once when he was drunk off his ass about cutting himself. He referred to a specific incident when the band was in the old van they used to tour in...that was ages ago, though, before he got "clean".

Anonymous said...

Can I just say I still think that Dickweed is Mayo. That would make my night if it was proven true. I always hated it when people said that Mayo liked Kapu. I never thought he did and it would make my night if he was the one starting shit with her. I still think they are one in the same.

Anon616 said...

Sweetcheeks: Were you able to see your crown? The link works for me. I hope you can see it!

Amy: What did you do today? How's Lear?

Anonymous said...

The Inside story of MCR or something like that, anon?

I remember when it came out the label was saying they had nothing to do with it and it wasn't the most accurate, so the fans didn't buy it.

Anonymous said...

I was trying to stay out of trouble. I still am, really. Not saying anything tonight that seems directed at any one person.

Amyranth said...

BC, sounds like you're getting better! I have a sunburn. Yay.

:P

-A

Anonymous said...

OMG it's like talking to a dog.

Saying you are wrong is the right facts

Anonymous said...

Fuck! Thanks for sending that plan straight to hell.
*sigh*
Dickweed is not Mayo.
Mayo is not Dickweed.
I keep saying it..... let that be the one thing you believe from me, ok?

Anon616 said...

Anonymous said...
Gerard did say something in an interview once when he was drunk off his ass about cutting himself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That could be it! Or, it could have been an accident. Any of you ever walk through a glass door?

Me either; but, I've known people who have. I've known a few doggies that have too!

Anonymous said...

Hello there 10:19. How are you?

Amyranth said...

Wendy, just the usual. I DID bike to work today, very proud of myself, but incredibly sore now.

Other than that, not much.

Lear is busy. Staying away from the carrots, I hope!

Dickweed, rough day?

-A

Anonymous said...

Drinking and drugs are the usual rockstar problems. Cutting/self-harm are not. Also, he might not want to answer all the questions that would come from being open about it.

Anonymous said...

Yes, anon, that book. I remember the boycott thing, too.

Okay, I'm very sure I have seen every single My Chem interview out there and don't remember one where he said something like that. I've even been around fandom since the van days, and don't remember one.

Go ahead and link me to the interview though.

Anonymous said...

I'm trying really hard not to offend someone tonight.

Anon616 said...

DW: I believe you! Afterall, I know ~ for a fact ~ that you are Mel/Fruit Punch/BI/Miranth/Andrea/Poofed Chameleon...

did I miss any of the usual suspects? ;)

Amy: How did you get that sunburn? I mean, besides (obviously) spending too much time in the sun. ;)

What was you doing in all that sun ~ UNPROTOCTED????

Anonymous said...

Sugarplum: Nope. When I tried the link, it asked me to sign in so I couldn't see the link. I don't even have a flickr account :/

How are you doing?

Sunburns suck Amy.

Amyranth said...

Dickweed, then try your best. Would you like some blog brownies to help distract you?

-A

Anonymous said...

And I'm not saying just because he hasn't I don't believe 100% it isn't true. That one picture is pretty clear.

I'm just saying, he hasn't admitted it.

I personally think he is too proud.

Anonymous said...

lol still in denial always will be.

Anonymous said...

I am all of them and more..... if I were faster tonight, I could probably name some of them for added effect. I'm you, too..... not to be confused with U2. ;)

Blog brownies? Sorry but I can't take food from blogs without my official taster, who's sleeping right now.

Anonymous said...

I wish I never saw that picture:/

Anon616 said...

Try this link sweetcheeks

It's that crown!!!!

Amyranth said...

Ah yes, I understand Dickweed.

Also, someone will invariably accuse you of being me. Or me of being you. Or Us of being We.

*munches on brownies*

-A

Anonymous said...

dickweed cut gerard

Anonymous said...

If you decide to try being me, don't forget to water the plants. ;)

Anon616 said...

DW: You're ME too? Poor you! I'm enough to handle (being) alone. I can't imagine how difficult it must be for you to be me and everyone else!

By the way, what's it like inside my mind? Scary place, eh? ;)

Anon616 said...

Amy: Get out of my head! It's getting crowded in here!

Anonymous said...

I don't know what kind of dickweed you're accustomed to but this dickweed is more blunt than sharp.

Amyranth said...

Well, Dickweed, if you come over to be me, please feed the cats.

And Mister will give you funny looks. Just hole up on the couch and watch bridal shows and he'll be fine.

Anon616 said...

I don't know, DW. I just felt a sharp pain up there. It could have been Amy!

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, it's been said that I'm good at chasing people away.

Amyranth said...

*pokes Wendy's Frontal Lobe again*

What?

Anonymous said...

"And Mister will give you funny looks."
You have no idea.....
Bridal shows? Any other options?

Anon616 said...

Would one of you, who is me, please remember to feed my turtles. The me, who is me, will remember to take care of the doggies and kitties.

Wait, plants? Perhaps the we, that is BC, can take care of those!

Anonymous said...

DW,
Kapunua said...
Hey Jennicula. I am just really, really sorry for what happened to you. Nothing is sacred to some of those people. Truth? They really are dickweeds.

I am so glad to see you back in blue. :)

September 30, 2008 5:45 PM

That must be her new favorite word.

Anon616 said...

*ouch*

*pokes Amy's temporal lobe*

Anonymous said...

Ok 616, you win..... I'm lost.

Anonymous said...

esruoc fo, yad a dna reverof
;straeh&
(:

Anonymous said...

She is so pathetic!

Anonymous said...

Sugarplum, it's so pretty!!! Now that's what I call the crown of all crowns ^_^

Thank you!! :*

And I have enjoyed your pop quizzes :)

Anon616 said...

Dickweed said...
Ok 616, you win..... I'm lost.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ooops, sorry! You got lost in the right side of my brain, didn't I ... I mean you? That always happens! ;)

See why people should stay out of my head. It's confusing up there!

Anonymous said...

*blows nose*

So..... how's the weather?

Amyranth said...

Yeowtch!

Well DW, I also like Mythbusters, The Food Network, The First 48, Two and a Half Men, MXC, Family Channel, Teletoon, and the Evening News.

Is it any better?

-A

Anonymous said...

"Dickweed said...

I'm trying really hard not to offend someone tonight."


You only offended the right people to offend. ^____^

Anonymous said...

I just realized Mayo removed his starvation comment.

Anonymous said...

*bows to DW*
You so win for that!

Anon616 said...

BC: I thought you would like it! I think that is the most beautiful of all the crowns. Queen Marie was quite beautiful herself. I wonder if she bathed in the blood of virgins like The Countess Bathory? Nah..... I bet she just ate properly. ;)

Anonymous said...

Yes, I could watch your TV. Nice mix you have going there.

Mayo's next comment will be to inform anons that he isn't me. Why should I do all the work?

Anonymous said...

* intentionally touches Amy's sunburn*

^_^

So you're all of us then dickweed? Or perphaps, our inner selves? Lol

Not much of a baseball fan, but I thought I'd mention that the hometown team of the white sox are now officially in the playoffs. What a show to show some pride ^_^

Amyranth said...

Nah..... I bet she just ate properly. ;)

Lots of water and three young, hot men a day.

Just like every woman should live.

Amyranth said...

Yeeeeooowwwttchhhh....

BC...I'm nothing but nice to you!

:(

Anon616 said...

Are things going POOF again?

I can't see. Someone must be playing jump rope with my optic nerves!

Anonymous said...

I'll be whatever works at the moment.

Amyranth said...

*stops jumping*

Oh, sorry.

Hey DW, wanna double dutch?

Anonymous said...

DW, have you noticed KD spends more time on your blog than you do? I think it's funny.

Anon616 said...

Precisely, Amy!!!! We all know those court jesters didn't exist only to make the king laugh!

Their second (less known) job was to make the Queen smile ~ several times a day!

Anonymous said...

Sure, why not? It's only been a few decades. 616 seems to have a strong head.

Anon616 said...

Okay, stop that, Amy. You're now giving me a throbbing headache and double vision!
;)

Anonymous said...

*cough*

Life is funny.

Amyranth said...

Wendy, that's also why there are no pictures of them. People might start connecting the dots.

Amyranth said...

DW, funny hah-hah, or funny weird?

Anon616 said...

You should see my intestines, DW. I have!

On second thought, you might not want to. They're not so pretty!

Anonymous said...

Sorry Amy, but sometimes my evil side wants to come out and play ^_~

Sugarplum, is Amy playing with your eyeballs?

miranth said...

Hi guys!

Hi Amy! Hi WENDY!!!! Hello BC and hugs :) Thanks for the visit. I am ok, just a bit stretched at present.

Can I just say that I am not dickweed!

That reads oddly... :)

But it is nice to meet you.

Can't stay - I am doing a reading for a friend - I actually have some aptitude for it!

And my internet connection usually drops at about this time.

If I can, Iwill check back later.


IF ergo should drop by! Welcome home! And yes, the banner is for you :) I don't know where the confetti came from, though.

later, guys!

Amyranth said...

Mira! I haven't seen you is SO LONG!

Come by again soon! We're playing jumprope with Wendy's retina's!

-A

Carrie said...

Catching up, just saying hey.

Anonymous said...

Funny like just funny. Damned either way funny.

616 you're starting to scare me. Internal things interest you?

Anonymous said...

♥ .rewsna tcefrep eht
.regnol etunim eno uoy peek ll'i
(:

Anonymous said...

Miranth went and ruined it! I admit, we're not the same person. I am still everyone else though.

Anonymous said...

The scars in that pic look like the remnants of a suicide attempt to me. Just sayin'.

Anon616 said...

Miranth and Carrie!!!!!!!!!!

Hello to both of you!

miranth said...

Hi carrie!

YAY Amy! Its good to 'see' you :)

Poor Wendy! I have felt like that often enough. :) *big hug* I hope that helps!

Anonymous said...

Dickweed is Mayo.
Clues are everywhere.
The truth is out there.



Dickweed if you were Mayo, you would allow all comments, right?

ergoproxy said...

hello!

we had a power interruption this morning - grrrrr
so no pics up as yet

hello wendy carrie miranth amy BC anon and dickweed

Anon616 said...

616 you're starting to scare me. Internal things interest you?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well, pretty much everything interests me! Although, I could have gone without seeing my own intestines, colon, bladder, stomach and other such things....
When will all these anesthesiologists learn to give me an elephant tranquilizer? I tell them every ~ single ~ time!

Anonymous said...

Hi Ergoproxy

11:22 You going to keep this up all night?

Anonymous said...

Hi Ergo, carrie

Hi miranth, good to see you! *biggest hugs* I missed you.

Original Punk J said...

YES, I have returned! Hello to all!

Ergo, I'm stealing your sentence: "hello wendy carrie miranth amy BC anon and dickweed"--and Ergo. :D

Amyranth said...

ERGO!!!

Hallo! Power intteruption? Why? Is everything okay?

'Allo Carrie!

-A

Carrie said...

I'm just up to the cutting stuff, and the veins on my left wrist run diagonal, just sayin'.

Anon616 said...

Ergo!!!!!! Have you recovered from your (and Ray's) vacation adventure yet?

*smoooooooooch*

Anonymous said...

I can't even imagine, 616.

miranth said...

Sorry dickweed!

Gotcha *winks* (though I would think that would be exhausting - being everyone else!)

ergo! WELCOME BACK! *Blows horn*

Did you post pics yet? I haven't caught up.

I will check back later guys. I told my friend I needed a minute, but I don't want to keep her waiting.

Later

:)

Anonymous said...

No answer Dickweed?

Amyranth said...

'Allo J! How's L?

-A

Anonymous said...

Hi J, how are you? *big bear hugs*

Anon616 said...

J!!!!!!! How are you? How's L, Sparkle and baby Twinkle?

*pounce tackle hug smooch*

Okay, I'm just going to do this one more time for anyone else who enters:

*insert name here* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miranth said...

J - *Big Hug* Its great to see you!

I keep trying to log off and someone else arrives that I've been missing.

:)

Bye now!

Original Punk J said...

Heya Amy, BC, Wendy! *big hugs and kisses for you all* I'm just PEACHY!

L's tummy is feeling a little better, but she's not pushing her luck. She'll more than likely be up and about more tomorrow.

Wendy, why did you see all your internal organs?

Anonymous said...

Yes, it's only fair. That's all I can answer until you negotiate an interview.

Carrie said...

Okay, caught up but still slightly lost. Hallooooo! I can communicate in real time now!

Anon616 said...

Have fun with your friend, Miranth!!! I'm going to try calling you tomorrow, okay!

DW: I hate to blow my horn; but, I must say, my colon is kind of cute! ;)

Anon616 said...

Carrie: How are Al's nosebleeds? Are they getting better (as in less often)?

Original Punk J said...

Hi Miranth! *big hug back* Bye Miranth!

That Miranth, she's like the wind. Here, then gone.

Oops, Wendy, I forgot. Sparkle and Twinkle are lovely. They've been baa-ing a lot today. :D

Carrie said...

Wendy, I had to swallow barium one time to get one of them there newfangled things, I thought it was creepy and fascinating all at the same time. Most of my time, I don't like to think about my gooshy insides, and then, Wham! You get to see you're just a big piece o' meat with stuff inside. Kinda disconcerting.

Anonymous said...

616! I heard your semi-colon was also pretty popular.

I get "Worst Bad Joke" or no one does.

ergoproxy said...

hello J hope L feels better soon

I am nearly recovered, just feeling tired but that'll pass, Ray is sitting on his beanie shark in front of my computer monitor again

miranth there are pics up a page back and I'm going to blog some too

Amy no problems just connecting a hose down the road, we missed the notice as we were away so I rang this morning


*hugs* for everyone



btw I have 3 diagonal veins on each wrist

Carrie said...

Al seems to be over her latest batch. I really think they are seasonal allergy type things.

Anonymous said...

I'm only pointing things out Dickweed.

Original Punk J said...

"I get "Worst Bad Joke" or no one does."

Honey, you can HAVE it. *groan*

I see we're infamous today! How cool. Doin' alright?

Anonymous said...

"If you can't figure out who you are, my identity is certainly safe."

Anonymous said...

Hey carrie. That's good J.

Carrie said...

Hurray for diagonal veins! And I do have a scar on my right wrist that looks like I tried to off myself, but it's really just a dead gay ex boyfriend made me ride horses at the park and I fell off and there was a big rock in the mud and my wrist started pumping blood and he was afraid he had kilt me scar. And actually, I'm quite fond of it. It was right before final exam week, and the rumor started going round I had tried to off myself from stress, and everyone was uber nice to me. :)

Anonymous said...

J, I stole your joke and ran with it on my blog. I meant what I said though.

Original Punk J said...

Carrie, does Al have allergies to the outside, like grass, pollen, etc? She probably ends up with dry nasal-ways, and then once it reaches a certain point, she has the nosebleeds. Do they happen spontaneously or do they show up after she blows her nose?

Ergo, I'm excited to see the rest of your pics, but take your time, we'll wait patiently. :D

*waits*

*waits some more*

Ok, where are they?

Anon616 said...

*runs back into Amy's brain and passes a feather all along the cerebullum*

Heeheeee!

Amyranth said...

I have a scar on my head, but no idea where it came from.

And my veins run horizontal. And my belly button is an innie, but apparently they all end up like that eventually.

-A

Rasputins Revenge said...

Three guys die and meet St. Peter at heavens gates. St. Peter comes out to greet them but informs them that they would not be allowed entrance unless they could answer one single question. What was the reason for Easter.
The first guy thinks for a second and comes back with....Well that's when you bake a turkey and....
NO said St. Peter, that's Thanksgiving.
The same question was directed to the second guy who replied...well that's when a fat guy dressed in red comes down the chimney and....
NO interrupted St. Peter. That would be Christmas.
Having the same question asked, the third guy replys...well thats when they put our lord into the cave and rolled a large rock in front of the entrance....
Wait a second St. Peter breaks in...I want you two nimwits to hear this. Finally someone that knows what they're talking about. So go ahead and finish.
Ok....well like I was saying...They put him in the cave and roll the big rock across the entrance, and after three days he comes out.....and if he sees his shadow there will be 6 more weeks of winter!!

Everyone have a great night!

Anonymous said...

Not even any credit? Go bother me there, ok?

Anon616 said...

Dickweed said...
616! I heard your semi-colon was also pretty popular.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LOL!!! It made me laugh, DW! Thank you!

I do use my semi-colon often!

ergoproxy said...

carrie I always have to giggle when you refer to "dead gay ex boyfriend" it should sound awful but somehow it comes across with such affection.

and I saw you say while I was away that you missed me and my sanity, thank you ♥



and dickweed we haven't oficially met, so how are you?

Amyranth said...

*has shudders run down her spine*

Damn you!

*grabs a pair of stinky socks and heads down to the olfactory bulb*

Carrie said...

Hey J, her nosebleeds are all spontaneous like, she's just minding her own bidness, and then, oooh. When she was little I was all freaked and rushed her to the doctor, who had the oh so helful advice of well, it's not normal, but it's not unusual. They have gotten more sporadic the older she has gotten though, so I guess it's just one of those things.

Anon616 said...

Carrie said...
Wendy, I had to swallow barium one time to get one of them there newfangled things, I thought it was creepy and fascinating all at the same time. Most of my time, I don't like to think about my gooshy insides, and then, Wham! You get to see you're just a big piece o' meat with stuff inside. Kinda disconcerting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Carrie: You had some of them there newfangled fancy things too? Hey, did you ever have to eat "nuclear grits". That's some good stuff there! ;)

Hi TA. Bye TA.

Amyranth said...

When she was little I was all freaked and rushed her to the doctor, who had the oh so helful advice of well, it's not normal, but it's not unusual.

Isn't that great? Dad had muscle tremors once that meant that his arm and leg muscles were moving involuntarily. He went to a walk-in clinic because he couldn't get to the family doc, and the doctor there said "Wow. That's odd."

Prescribed him some muscle relaxant and sent him on his way. :P

-A

Anonymous said...

An honorary punk now?

Carrie said...

I meant helpful of course, not helful, and Ergo, yes, I refer to him with the deepest affection. I miss him deeply to this day and wish he was around to hang out and see my kids and stuff, I'm still quite pissed at him for dying. And also, yeah, the sanity thing, I TOLD you this blog was gonna turn into a crater of craziness when you left, and you didn't believe me!! I am prescient!

Anon616 said...

*gets a whiff of something*

Ewwwwww!!!!!

*passes out ~ cold*

Original Punk J said...

Hi Triston! Bye Triston! Good to see you out of your coffin again.

DW, it's all groovy. Thanks for the good words. You can run with my jokes anytime!

BC, how are you feeling, lovey? Any better?

Anonymous said...

Hi Ergoproxy. I'm fine as long as I can keep quiet. You?

616, you earned the laugh.

11:47, problem? I have a lighter side and some took notice.

Anonymous said...

Hi triston, bye triston. Sugarplum, what are you doing to Amy? ^_^

Anonymous said...


:)

Anonymous said...

Dickweed, done.

Anon616 said...

Ergo: Will we get a picture of Ray riding that shark? Is he shouting "Eeeeee~Hawwww"?

ergoproxy said...

Carrie I bow to your abilities!


I'm well thanks DW, but tired, not unpacked yet but otherwise fantabulous!


J I am just sorting some pics now

Carrie said...

Yeah Amy, you gotta wonder sometimes. Although, I have to admit, I did love that doctor. Al, she was throwing a just oh my God what is wrong with my baby screamy fit when she was 8 months old, and we were convinced she had like, something wrong with her, like hideous twisted bowel things or something. We actually called the doc at home, he was all, "Hold her up to the phone" He listened for a bit, and said, "that's a pissed off baby." And she yelled some more, and then shut up. he was so right. He also told my friend who was worried about her baby eating Mexican food, because she was half Hispanic and was worried about the cuisine in the house---"There's Mexican babies, they get used to it." We actually use that phrase around here to kinda do the buck up little soldier thing. And oh my, I think I am almost Lewis like in this comment.

Anonymous said...

No problem at all. I don't enjoy putting down people. I saw the lighter side to it too :)

Anon616 said...

I is tickling her, sweetcheeks! Watch out, you're next!!!

*laughs wickedly*

Amyranth said...

*unties the socks from the Olfactory Bulb and walks away chuckling*

BC, nothing that I can't match!
Okay Wendy, wake up, I'm gettin out of your head now. Too squishy.

-A

Original Punk J said...

No, 11.47, not an honorary punk. It's honorary Punk. Please get it right. Both Wendy and Elena hold that title, too. And possibly Amy. I've forgotten who all I've, uh, bestowed it on.

Carrie, I think "helful" was more accurate! Add another "L" to "hel", though, for good measure. :D

ergoproxy said...

I posted one before I went away actually wendy, I'll find it and redo it


and HI triston!!


funny anecdote for you, we were flying Virgin Blue airlines and had checked in in Darwin to go home, we walked over to the security bit and there was a line of people and my girl pointed and said, "Mum are they all the virgins?"

Anonymous said...

Sorry J, thanks for the spelling correction :)

Amyranth said...

Carrie, sounds very much like my family doctor. Very no-nonsense, straight to the point.

Utterly hilarious though.

He's also my OB-GYN, so when I had to go in for my yearly checkup, I had to leave work early. One of the boys was whining that he could take my doctor's appointment in exchange for another 3 hours at work. I related this to my doctor, who grins and says "Oh, don't you worry. We do boys too!".

-A

Anon616 said...

Amyranth said...
*unties the socks from the Olfactory Bulb and walks away chuckling*

BC, nothing that I can't match!
Okay Wendy, wake up, I'm gettin out of your head now. Too squishy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*regains consciousness*

Too squishy? Must be all that sugar or all those (couch) potato moments!

*faints again*

Anonymous said...

J, I'm feeling much better, but a bit cold, thanks for asking.

Anon616 said...

LOL, Ergo! What did "mum" say?

Carrie said...

Ha Amy! And oh, hello, DW, although I think I got in trouble for talking to you the other night.

Amyranth said...

*spits her drink on her keyboard*

Nice one, Ergo! What did you tell her?

-A

Anon616 said...

J: Would you please enter my mind to wake me up? If you are too busy, you may send Sparkle!

Original Punk J said...

Not a biggie, 11.47. More like a...capitalization malfunction. ;D

You know. There's punk, and then there's Punk. The latter is acceptable. The former? Well, not so much. *nods knowingly*

Amyranth said...

Wendy, don't make me take out the "smellin' socks" again!

-A

Carrie said...

I have seen the not so good side of sugar. It's the making of it. Sugar beets? They stink hella bad when being processed. That's why Madonna called Bay City a stinky little town. She was NOT lying.

ergoproxy said...

hahaha what brilliant doctors!

my hubby went to a pysio for a neck problem and he looked at it, made the usual concerned doctor sounds then went, in a scottish accent "and by the way your posture's crap"

Amyranth said...

Well, there's Punk Music, which is wholly acceptable. Then there's the Original Punks, who are completely inescapable!

Anon616 said...

*waves honorary punk (bestowed by J and L) and honorary freak (bestowed by Carrie) flags proudly*

Anonymous said...

Carrie, sorry about that.

I'm off to ponder anon wisdom for the night. No other comments will be mine. Well, it might help.

Anon616 said...

Amyranth said...
Wendy, don't make me take out the "smellin' socks" again!

-A

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*thinks while unconscious: NOT THE SMELLING SOCKS again*

*wakes up, real quick like*

I'm alert, I'm alert!!!!

Original Punk J said...

Glad to hear it, BC. That you're feeling better, that is. Wrap up in a woolly and drink some hot chocolate (but not hot Chocolate!). You'll be nice and toasty in no time!

Wendy, I've got time, but it'd be way funnier to send Sparkle in! Give me a minute, I'll go get her.

Original Punk J said...

And I just remembered a doctor story, too.

My gyn. dr in Chattanooga had just finished the exam and was leaving to let me get dressed. He paused at the door, turned back to me, and said, "By the way, you've got some good stuff there!"

How do you answer that?

ergoproxy said...

Mum said "no honey, I don't think they are all virgins"

(and I did mean other airlines - honest)



you know we don't have beet sugar here, it's all sugar cane, but the mills still stink

Carrie said...

Aw, DW, you leaving, just when I was all convo like? I will discern your identity, I will! No, probably not, but I watch a lot of those CSI shows and stuff, so they give me a false sense of grandeur. Also, I have the attention span of a bluejay.

Anonymous said...

*says in a sing song voice* no I am not, sugarplum. You'll never find me ^_~

Hi there 11:47

Amyranth said...

That sucks DW. We'll see you around soon.

-A

ergoproxy said...

J

O_o

I have no idea how you would answer that!!

Anonymous said...

OF course Dickweed is an honorary Punk. He took out the trash. ^______^

Original Punk J said...

Why...thank you, Amy? I think. See, it's the capitalized version that's the best one.

Wendy has her flags! YAY!

Goodnight DW, good to see you in the minefield. Catch you later! :D

Hmm, maybe we should call you Punkweed. Or Punkdick. Or Dickweed Punk. Sounds like a name, dunnit? Hello, I'm Dickweed Punk and this is World News Tonight. heeheehee

Amyranth said...

J, I can match that.

My first Gyno appointment ever. Mom comes into the building with me, I get called, and as I get up to leave she says "I told you Dr Cameron is a lesbian, right?"

O_O

No, Mom. No, you didn't.

-A

Carrie said...

Ah, man, you poor people, avert your eyes if you don't want TMI. As for doctor exams, I have a waaaaay tipped uterus, as in I reduced one young female doc to tears trying to find my cervix. The last pap smear I had? Oh man, ended up like a porn movie with strange positions, and my doc trying to name the "maneuver" after himself. At least we all maintained a sense of humor about it.

ergoproxy said...

bye DW have a good night and a great tomorrow

Amyranth said...

Hello, I'm Dickweed Punk and this is World News Tonight.

Now I'm picturing Anderson Cooper with a mohawk and stretched earlobes.

-A

Anon616 said...

Goodnight, DW and sweet, anon wisdom pondering dreams to you!

Well, I better be off for awhile too. I have more of a mess while trying to organize this mess of a room. Yep, I told you about this room the other night, didn't I J? Or, maybe it was L I told...
Well, it's still a mess; so, I best get back to the organizing!

It's been fun, everyone. Thank you!

Goodnight Mayo, SS, BC, Amy, J, Ergo, Carrie, Miranth, Elena, TJ... everyone. Sweet dreams to one and all!!!!!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Ergo: I'll look for Ray when I return!

Amy: Don't you dare mess with my frontal lobe (again) tonight. I'll be using it for the next few hours!

*blows kisses*

Anonymous said...

"Blogger paperheartxx said...

Hey there Dickweed.

I was just lurking around Mayo's a few days ago, and saw some shit going down over there, and anonymous' were saying stuff about you. Just stand your ground, and I'm glad your taking a stand.

Well, thought I'd introduce myself, and say hello. =]

- 007

9/30/08 10:15 PM"



Even Paperheart sees what a bitch Kapu is and she understands that Dickweed was just taking out the trash.

porchies..... If Paperheart can see it, then you are the only ones who are still blind.

MAYO, take note of this.

Carrie said...

Sugar Cane stinks too? :(

Anonymous said...

pleaase 12:11.

It's one thing to state your grievances, another to level someone down.

I would NEVER consider them trash. That is horrible.

Hey BC :)

Amyranth said...

11:47, where are yoooooouuuuu?

-A

Anonymous said...

J, I can match that.

My first Gyno appointment ever. Mom comes into the building with me, I get called, and as I get up to leave she says "I told you Dr Cameron is a lesbian, right?"

O_O

No, Mom. No, you didn't.

-A




O_O EWWWWWW!!!!

Anon616 said...

*runs back in and Baa Baas*

Hmmm....?

;)

Amyranth said...

Goodnight Wendy!

-A puts away the stinky socks.

Anonymous said...

Right here amy ^_^

Anonymous said...

Pampurred
15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC..

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks..

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.



Triston! Hugs Triston anatole.
Some harmless funnies for the ladies

Enjoy

Anonymous said...

"Blogger paperheartxx said...

Hey there Dickweed.

I was just lurking around Mayo's a few days ago, and saw some shit going down over there, and anonymous' were saying stuff about you. Just stand your ground, and I'm glad your taking a stand.

Well, thought I'd introduce myself, and say hello. =]

- 007

9/30/08 10:15 PM"



Even Paperheart sees what a bitch Kapu is and she understands that Dickweed was just taking out the trash.

porchies..... If Paperheart can see it, then you are the only ones who are still blind.

MAYO, take note of this.

Amyranth said...

Anon, don't worry, she's the same doctor that delivered me years ago. I doubt there was anything of interest, then or now.

Apparently, she's been in a monogamous relationship since she was in her 20's. She's almost 55-60 now.

-A

Carrie said...

anons, why? Why the dragging of comments and such?

ergoproxy said...

here he is wendy!

bye and sweet dreams ♥♥

Anonymous said...

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BAAA! Baa ba baa baa ba. BAAAA BAA!

(Aunt WENNNNdy! Wake up, it's time for a snack! We have caramel apple dip, and apples, and you can have one, yummy. I will put the caramel on it for you.

DANG! Now it's in my wool. BAD DIP!)

Carrie said...

And Amy, you made me LOL.

toujours said...

hello blogpeople. :)

Carrie said...

Ergo, your little Ray pics are da bomb.

Carrie said...

Hey Tj, how's the sis?

Anonymous said...

Carrie why don't you stay off the porch and stop begging them to come back. Leave it as it is now please. The trash has been taken out.

Amyranth said...

Carrie, always a pleasure.

-A

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