Saturday, August 23, 2008

Good tidings.

Hammer
and hammer again
Louder
and louder still
Listen
and listen again
until you have heard everything that I have to say
And so I stay

and what I found
while at your side
was the moon all along
smooth calcified cockles
and a tangled mass of slime
a child’s bucket bobbing out to sea
Some of it stays
some of it goes











p.s. would I?













(Such a peculiar word, isn't it?)

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toujours said...

*wanders back, with coffee*

*stops and stands in the middle of the room*

*looks around at the emptiness*


*glances at the portrait*

*shrugs*

i don't know, dude. maybe it's just a phase.

*heads down to the archive*

Anonymous said...

For her:
You silenced me. I'm unsure how to take that. Was it to punish me for what I said or what I neglected to say?

Anonymous said...

OW!

Some douche from another school hit me really hard last night. >_<

And I ache all over.

elena said...

Okay so I know you’ve all heard about my crazy fever/medicine dream about Gerard, my husband and the Bates Motel. So this morning at about 4 am I woke up because my right ear hurt so badly. I had to take another pain pill. Well, yep. Another weird ass dream. I was hoping for the end of the Bates Motel dream but no I got another totally different dream.

So I was in this flea market in Paola Kansas. This is one I occasionally do go to because lots of the venders sell books. I was just wandering around not finding anything on the ground floor (it is a very old two story building) so I started up the stairs to the second level. At the top I turned and started to walk when suddenly a door opened. It’s a dressing room because the booth across from it has some really cool vintage clothes. Anyway out walks Gerard Way. He crosses in front of me to a huge full-length mirror and starts to admire the vintage suit he’s tired on. I just stared. You know when you get that totally weird feeling and you can’t seem to form sentences. So true to nature I say nothing and start walking again only I’m walking slowly backwards watching him. Klutz that I am I back right into a glass-shelving unit and knock several things over. I quickly pick them up and turn to see if he’s looking. Why is it you sometimes need validation that you’re an idiot? Well, yes he had turned and was watching. I smiled said hello and started to dash off. He smiles and motioned for me to come over to where he was standing. Slowly I did but when I stood in front of the mirror I could only see my reflection. Yep, old Gerard had no reflection.

He said, “Look in the mirror and tell me what do you see? What have the years of your life taught you to be?”

It was then I realized I was totally in a dream. I had Gerard quoting “Kansas” lyrics. Since I dream so rarely, pretty much only when I have a fever and am taking medicine I didn’t know exactly what to do.

“What do you see?” He asked again.

I told him I saw that he had no reflection. He laughed and asked again what I saw.

“Me” I said and turned away from the mirror.

“No you don’t.” He answered.

Okay it was getting kinda creepy and I decided I wanted to wake up. Have you ever had a dream where you think you’re shaking yourself trying to wake up? That’s what I did. I thought I was trying to wake up.

He laughed and told me I’d forgotten how to dream. Oh great I thought I have Zen Master Way in my dream. He told me to sleep more and dream. I was about to say something when some more people came to the top of the steps. They walked by without even glancing over at us. Suddenly I realized this was the perfect chance to ask him something I’d wondered about. I mean I knew I was dreaming so it really wouldn’t matter, right? So I did. I’m not gonna say what I asked and it’s nothing anyone would think of. A totally off the wall question. The only answer I got was he laughed. This made me kinda mad and I told him at least you could answer. That is when my daughter came in and turned on the TV. She was eating her breakfast before school. What great timing. Now I’ll never know. I think the moral of the story is I really need to get better quickly and stop taking the pain meds. I mean really. I’ve dreamed about the Bates Motel, huge mushrooms taller than me and now this.

toujours said...

*returns from the archive with an empty mug*

oh hey hi kapunua! *sympathetic noice for your aches* sounded like the seminar was fun, though. :)

11:23, i don't think anyone here was punishing anyone (maybe i'm really misreading the morning's comments?), but if your comment is regarding something outside the blog, you should address it directly. i know, i know..."but it's something i needed to put here."

hope you are able to clear up the matter satisfactorily.

toujours said...

elena, that was a lucid dream! oh whoa. you need to keep that one and think about it when you aren't feverish. that one has deep meaning.

wow.

Anonymous said...

Hi Elena, hi TJ!

Elena, I'm glad you're feeling better and are up and about.

Yes, the seminar was LOADS of fun. I hope this guy comes out and teaches again, he was real nice and helpful, and the style is so cool. It looks flashy, like old Kung Fu movie flashy. ^_^

Anonymous said...

My dream last night was that I was in this old house and it started raining indoors. I looked up and saw that it wasn't raining raindrops, but baby spiders. The only thing that freaked me out was that people started trying to brush them off and they were killing them. O_o

Anonymous said...

The Gerard we all see on stage is an illusion. Something to entertain us and nothing more. He has no bearing on our lives except as a distraction.

Anon616 said...

Good *insert time of day here* SS, Mayo, Ergo, Possum, FASC, Miranth, BC, Elena, TJ; everyone I missed last night and this morning; various anons, watchers and lurkers; all those who gather here today to celebrate...
well, today!

How are you all? Happy, well and just a little wiser than yesterday, I hope!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAPERHEART!!!!!

Happy Sweet Sixteen

Cake cake and more cake for you

Enjoy your special, love and BE SAFE!!!

BC: Thank you so much for the candy! You know how much I love those sweet treats (for the eyes). And, THAT was very sweet indeed (as were those chocolate flavored kisses - YUMMY)! Thank you, sweetcheeks!!!!

Ergo: Please let your friend know that people - all the way on the other side of the blue rock - are thinking of him, and his wife, and sending all sorts of good wishes to them.

Amy: CLITTER!!!! LOL! I was in hysterics. One question for you: Does Clitter come in flavors? ;)

Miranth: It's great to 'see' you again!!! I've missed you! I'm so happy to hear you're feeling better. Give your niece a big hug for me!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So Wise
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An old country doctor was celebrated for his wisdom. "Dr. Sage," a young man asked, "how did you get so wise?"

"Weren't hard," said the doc. "I've got good judgement. Now, good judgment comes from experience," he continued. "And experience - well, that comes from having bad judgement."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In other words: We live, we learn ('we' hope)!

Have a great day, everyone!

Hugs and Love,
~Namaste~
6/Wendy

Anonymous said...

Guys, check it out, this is amazing. Dolphins mysteriously making silver bubble rings to play with.

Aren't they lovely!

Smoke said...

Hi errbody!

I just checked out the pic of Gerard and the gun.

Bwah!

I think LHM has one just like that.

You'll shoot your eye out!

^_^

Elena,

Damn. That's a freaky dream. O_o


Jules,

I'm not even commenting on your dream. @_@

Anonymous said...

Hiya Princess! :D Yeah, I thought maybe that dream would not appeal to you. ;)

Anon616 said...

Elena!!!!
*pounce tackle hug and smooch*

I'm so happy to hear you're feeling better. WOW, that was some dream? Have you read/watched "Alice In Wonderland" lately? Exactly what kind of medication does that doctor have you on? I want some!!! ;)

TJ: Have you had any luck finding a place back in Seattle? I'm sending good 'place finding' vibes to you!

I'm off to do something....
Haven't decided what that something will be yet. I guess I'll figure that out when I get there (wherever there is).

Have fun, everyone!

*blows kisses*

Smoke said...

Hee-hee.

I'm trying to do better, Jules. ^_~

Anonymous said...

Princess, you should just put one on your hand. Just let a little house spider climb on your hand. It feels kind of nice and it won't hurt you. I'll bet that would ease your phobia.

That, or drop you dead of a heart attack. O_o

Smoke said...

Well, looks like I gotta get back to work now.

And now my mother-in-law is bitching me out. >_<

Later peeps!

Anonymous said...

I would also just like to add how meffing sexcited I am to meet up with you, Solly and Fim in Orlando next month. I can't even begin to describe the magnitude of awesomeness that's going to be.

Smoke said...

No! No! No!

I'll just steer clear of them.

That much I know I can handle.

Bwah!

Later!

Smoke said...

EEEEEEEEKKKK! I know!

Okay, really gone now!

Byeee!

Anonymous said...

Later Principesa!

Anon616 said...

Hi Smoke and K!

I have decided on today's driving music. It shall be MASTODON!!!

Blood and Thunder

*hopes I don't get a speeding ticket*

I'm really off now. CD in hand!

*blows final round of kisses for now*

toujours said...

thanks for the good luck wishes, wendy. :)

and good to see you, and elena, and kapunua, and smoke, and anons.

gotta go now, though. have a good day everyone!

bye!


bye mayo. :)

Anonymous said...

Mayerrrrnaayyyzzzeee!!!

I'm sick of filing claims today. Just thought you should know that.

MissTottenham said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAPERHEART

I hope you have a great sweet 16.





HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY FOR YESTERDAY DA. I hope you had a great time. Not too hung over I hope.



Miranth, great to see you back round this way.


Wendy, I would love to see you do the shaun the sheep dance.


L, are you still humming it. catchy as hell isn't it.


MissT,
Iggle, piggle, iggle, onk!
OMG, that show was made by people on bongs, wasn't it!!! ;)
And I have to say, having been around a lot of real rams, until Shaun turned around and showed it was his tail, I was quite certain he was extremely well endowed!



PP, you always make me laugh so much. You are naughty.








K, those dolphins are ADORABLE!



How is everyone today?

Anonymous said...

Hatchet Face wishes she had as much talent as Joan Jett.

Anonymous said...

http://mikeysvengeance.buzznet.com/user/video/play/3478111/
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Anonymous said...

Franks hilarous,this ain't no mcr show!

JocelynHolly said...

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes!

It means alot to me!

I do feel a bit older, but currently I feel a little sick. :( I ate too much pizza and ice cream with my friends today!

xoxo;
- 007
<3

ergoproxy said...

good morning all

anon one thing I noticed about that question/answer was that they was asked what actor or actress would play them and she responded with a musician, who, though she's done bits is not really known as an actress
and you don't "photoshop" a film role, you get a younger actress

people who answer things illogically annoy me

ergoproxy said...

hiya PH!

ah but that's one of the rules of birthday - the eat too much and feel sick rule
;)




oh and just adding Joan Jett has aged very well and I don't think she'd need any "work" done anyway

MissTottenham said...

Happy Birthday PH, I hope you are having a great day.

And, there's no such thing as too much pizza.




Hiya Ergo, how are you? I saw that you were wearing your underground T-shirt yeasterday. Bet you looked cool.

ergoproxy said...

hi missT!

I did I had a red singlet under which showed at the bottom and I did get complimented, the deputy head told him he'd have to take me with him on holidays as last time he needed an underground map.
though I discovered it's an excuse for guys to read your chest!
lol
I am going to wear my Emily the strange shirt today



how are you?

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks ergo. You have good taste in tops.

LOL for looking at your chest. That's what you get for having useful info printed there.

ergoproxy said...

lol missT actuallu the emily shirt has writing across the bust too!

well I'm off to work have a good day/night everyone

♥xx♥

MissTottenham said...

Have fun at work Ergo.

Anon616 said...

Hello MissT, Ergo and Paperheart!

MissT: I'm working on those Shaun The Sheep dance moves! That dance appears to be 1/3 Macarena, 1/3 Hully Gully and 1/3 pure Shaun! I shall send the video as soon as I have those moves perfected! ;P

Paperheart: What are birthday's for if not overindulging in the things you love?! I'm glad to hear you had some fun and I hope your tummy feels better soon.

Ergo: Enjoy your work day! *smooooooooooch*

J: Please tell L that I hope everything is okay with her. I read her comment about having to go out of town for a couple of days. I hope everything is okay with you as well! And, tell Sparkle "BaaaBaa baba BAA!" She'll get a kick out of that!

BC: I have just about 65 hours to go before I see QUEENSRYCHE (again)! I'm so excited!!!! Who cares if Gustav is twirling around, out there, about to enter the Gulf Of Mexico? Not me! At least it will wait until after my birthday to make landfall. Gustav is being very courteous (Unlike Katrina and Andrew who both left me in the dark for my birthday)! ;)

*note to self: Katrina's bitchiness wore out the generator; purchase new one tomorrow - just in case*

*blows kisses*

MissTottenham said...

Hiya Wendy.


MissT: I'm working on those Shaun The Sheep dance moves! That dance appears to be 1/3 Macarena, 1/3 Hully Gully and 1/3 pure Shaun! I shall send the video as soon as I have those moves perfected! ;P



I can't wait. I will be all in suspenders till you bring it on.




I am gonna be the first to say Happy Birthday for saturday. Have a fantastic time at the Queensryche show (did I spell that right).

I may not get on the computer this weekend cos rellies are coming to stay, so I'm saying it now.

Anonymous said...

Hi everyone

Sugarplum!! Have a great and super wonderful time at the concert! And if that motherfucking hurricane does arrive, be careful and stay safe!! You're welcome for the sweet kisses ^_^

And oh yeah, last night I had a odd dream about butcher boy. I will not go into detail, until I can figure it out.

P.S. One day you and I must go to a show together!!

Anon616 said...

MissT!!!!! You're still here!

*huge snogs*

Thanks, MissT! I am looking forward to a night (and morning) of thrills, spills and maybe a few chills (the good kind). ;)

I hope you enjoy the weekend as well. Don't forget about that picture, please!

MissTottenham said...

I shall try mt best for the piccie. Poor birdie, he's been terrorised enough by the ickle dog we've been looking after.

Actually, he has been taunting the dog and screaming at him.

He's a bugger my birdie.



Hiya BC, how are you?


Kinky dreams eh? You have to share.

Anon616 said...

Sweetcheeks!!!!! You're here too!
We absolutely have to go to a show together. If you can't make it down to NOLA, I shall simply have to go to Chicago. I've been wanting to visit another friend of mine, in Chicago, for 3 years. I think I should plan a trip, soon!

Ohhh....a Killer dream! I can't wait to hear those details.
*big smile*

Okay, I'm off to clean litter boxes. I shall try to 'catch' you later - either here or there.

Have a good evening, sweetcheeks!

MissTottenham said...

See you later Wendy.

Take these *huge snogs* with you.

Anonymous said...

Kinky dreams?!

Well, the only thing I can remember is that he was lying in some mattress wearing only boxers.

And this other part where we were at the shop, and I finally managed to meet him up close. Considering how tall he is, I had to look up and then I stared at his eyes.

It was a strange dream.

Hi Miss T, how are you? I'm good, just got back home, thanks. I'm eating some chocolate pie. Yum.

See you later sugarplum *hugs*

MissTottenham said...

Just boxers eh?


*wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks BC. Tired as always cos a bloody loud car alarm kept going off this morning.

Anonymous said...

Yes Miss T. Just boxers. And his long hair tumbled around his bare shoulders.

It wasn't kinky, just so you know. It just happened ^_^

MissTottenham said...

LOL BC.

Sounds good. Maybe you will get part 2 of the dream tonight.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear that Miss T. Car alarms are very annoying.

My worst early morning enemies are Canadian geese, especially when they honk loudly, or when the sun is up. Blah!

Anonymous said...

Why, thank you Miss T. I have been getting a lot of weird dreams lately x_X

MissTottenham said...

Glad we don't have the geese.


But whoever gets up first has to cover the cockatiel or he whistles like crazy.

Anonymous said...

Aww. I think your cockatiel is a cutie Miss T :)

Smoke said...

*runs in Mayo's with a can of black spray paint*

*sprays "LEATHERMOUTH LIVES!!!" all over the living room wall*

*runs back out again*


MUWAHAHA!

You'll never catch me, Mayo!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Better watch where you aim that thing!



Hey, everyone. :)

MissTottenham said...

He is a little bugger. He has been taunting the doggy.

The doggy is only a puppy and wants to get near anough for a good sniff. My birdie has been moving to the edge of the cage just close enough for the doggy to get his nose to the end of his tail, then he pulls back and hisses at the dog, then he goes back and does it all again.

Smoke said...

Bwah!

*sprays "Mayo ♥'s S&V" on the kitchen door*

MissTottenham said...

Hiya smoke and mustard.


That smoke is a bloody vandal, Tutt Tutt!

sdock10 said...

Just don't fuck with the Viking Kitty Mural and all will be just fine, Smoke.

Long Live The Viking Kittens!

Anonymous said...

*sings*

Good tidings we bring to you and your King, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!



Eff you, Mayo. Eff you. ;)

Anonymous said...

Bad Smokie ^_^

Viva El Barto! *spray paints message on Mayo's toilet*

sdock10 said...

Hey, on second thought...

Can one of the Viking Kittens wear a Reggie & The Full Effect T-shirt or sumfin?

Anonymous said...

*steals the spray paint*

*tags the front door with "MAYO'S CRIBIZZLE"*

Smoke said...

A Reggie shirt! Cool!

Anonymous said...

Hi guys!

Splash! How're you?

(Was it "you and your King" or "you and your kin?" I always sang "kin.")*

Gotta go shower. Later all!















*"Good tidings we bring, to you and my ass."

Smoke said...

Mayo's Cribizzle! Fo'shizzle!

sdock10 said...

*grabs a can of paint*

*shakes it up*

*sprays*

*watches the paint run down the wall*

*writes "We need more Fimble Star! and "Free PPU!" down the halls*

MissTottenham said...

Hiya solly.





*ducks for cover to avoid being sprayed*

Smoke said...

Bwahaha! Hey and bye, Jules!

sdock10 said...

Jules,

You know how Mustard loves her (g). Remember?

sdock10 said...

Free PPU! Free PPU! Free PPU!

MissTottenham said...

*quietly puts a few shaun the sheep posters up*

Anonymous said...

Dude, it is "kin!" LOL at me singing "King."

Hey, Jules!

Anonymous said...

You know how Mustard loves her (g). Remember?


YEAH! What she said. ;)

Smoke said...

Oh! This is fun, Mayo!

*wonders what Mayo would paint*

Hmmm....

*turns up Bodysnatchers on Mayo's awesome sound system*

*windows start to rattle*

You ♥ me, don't you? ^_~

Anonymous said...

*window shatters*


Mayo's gonna kick your ass.

sdock10 said...

Can we purdy please listen to "J Train" next?

If not, I will botchslap you into the next time zone.

MissTottenham said...

Hi and bye K.

Smoke said...

Why of course, Solly!

*turns up J Train*

Come on errbody!

Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum...

CLAP! CLAP!

Anonymous said...

*tags refrigerator door with "MAYO ♥ ZUCCHINI"*

sdock10 said...

*flips through Mayo's CD collection*

Judas Priest's Greatest Hits...nice.

Ace of Base Greatest Hits...hmmm, interesting.

Linda Ronstadt...OMG, my Mom had this one, the one where she has on roller skates! Remember this one, Smoke!

The Soundtrack from Miami Vice....weird, my mom had this one too.

Purple Rain, well everyone has this one.

NWA, Fuck yes! Props to Mayo.

Anonymous said...

Thriller, don't forget that one.

*does the Moonwalk*

Smoke said...

*makes Solly lay down on the floor*

*spray paints around her*

Now Mayo! It looks like a crime scene!

sdock10 said...

Sings along with James...

"Don't stopppppppppp! My pretty baby says, don't stopppppp!"

sdock10 said...

Niiice, Smoke. That looks pretty cool.

Fuck me, you got paint all in my hair and on my arms, and on my legs, and on my nose? How the fuck?

Now we need crime scene tape!

Hang on I have some at my place, brb.

Smoke said...

Tell me he's got some Cash in there.

Dude, you never did tell us what's on that meffin' ipod. >.<

sdock10 said...

Nope, didn't see any Johnny Cash, Smoke.

I did see some Porter Wagoner though, so that's pretty neat.

Anonymous said...

I want Mayo to have Aretha Franklin on his iPod, because it gives me uncontrollable giggles to think he busts out with some RESPECT in front of the mirror. Srsly.

MissTottenham said...

All this craziness is too much for this tired Brit.

2am and I iz off to bed.

Nighty night all.

Anonymous said...

Awwww, goodnight, MissT! :) I'm glad I got to talk to you today. Pleasant dreams!

sdock10 said...

*strings up Yellow Do Not Cross Crime Scene tape up and down the stair case, through the kitchen, around the couch, out the door, through the porch swing, back around the back of the house, comes back through the back door and is confused*

Smoke said...

Sweet dreams, MissT!

sdock10 said...

G'nite MissT! Sweet dreams and stuff!

Smoke said...

Muwahaha! Put some in front of Mayo's bedroom door. ^_~

sdock10 said...

Oooh, yes!


*X's out Mayo's door with Crime Scene Do Not Enter tape*

Wickedly creepy.

Smoke said...

Dude, he's gonna crack up. Seriously.

Or, he may through us all out. O_o

Nahhhh!!!

sdock10 said...

Why does Mayo have a subsrciption to "Golf Weekly"?

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

I dunno if he could "through" us. That would be kind of scary. I don't want Mayo going "through" me.

He might give us a good toss, though.

Smoke said...

O___O


Just as long as there's no Georgia Outdoor News.

Mayo,

I iz famous. You didn't know that did you? Muwahahaha.

Smoke said...

OH SHIT! NO I DIDN'T!

Through. Gah! Smack me.

sdock10 said...

Umm, let's see...

We have "Cat Fancy", "US News & World Report", "Entertainment", "Southern Living", "Time", and....wait a minute.

Who the fuck stole the motherfucking TV Guide?

sdock10 said...

Smaw Poese, it will get you every sonofabitch'n time.


Wanna dust for fingerprints to see who kilt me?

Smoke said...

Yes! This is like CLUE.

>_>

<_<

<_>

>_<

O_O

WTF?

WHERE DO WE START? DOES MAYO HAVE FINGERPRINTS?

Anonymous said...

Mayo's probably got a subscription to "juggs" magazine.

sdock10 said...

Oooh, let's start with the remote control, then the fish tank, then ummm the ummm hmmm, probably a hairbrush.

Then, we can spray that luminol stuff and check for blood spatter, or is it splatter?

Potaytoe Potahtoe

Bwah! Toe!

It's just a tater, Mayo. Not a potato, a tater.

Smoke said...

O_O

No! Not Mayo.

I'm off to make some lemonade. Anybody want some?

sdock10 said...

Anon,

Ya reckon? I don't think he would keep that one on the living room coffee table.

But then again...

Smoke said...

Potaytoe Potahtoe

Bwah! Toe!

It's just a tater, Mayo. Not a potato, a tater.


OMG! That made me laugh out loud.

POTATOE LOGS.

I love my town. Gah!

Anonymous said...

O_o

You are all cezy in the head.

sdock10 said...

You should know, Mustard. You spend enough time inside mine.

Get outta there!

Anonymous said...

Did I miss MissT? Dagnabit! Are we going through Mayo's magazines? Because I just know there is Discover and Popular Science around here.

Anonymous said...

Guys, rub my arm.

sdock10 said...

Yeah, Jules, I totally saw a National Geographic in there too.

I think the Guidepost and Readers Digest are in the bathroom upstairs.

sdock10 said...

*rubs Jules' arm*

How's that feel?

Gosh, you are strong. You arms are so firm and....

Anonymous said...

Who the hell reads in the bathroom? I never got why people choose to read in there. I think Miss T and I had a conversation about this in AIM once.

Anonymous said...

i found Mayo's porn stash.

Anonymous said...

Bwhahahaha.

This could get interesting.


*waits*

sdock10 said...

About the most I read is the back of my cereal box when I am nomming on my breakfast in the morning.

sdock10 said...

If I am gonna read in the potty, Mayo better have a damn National Enquirer or a Star or something stimulating in there.

Anonymous said...

Rod n' Reel, too. I'm sure that's in there.

Might there also be American Patchwork?

Mayo could start his own magazine service!

sdock10 said...

Yes, I also saw, "Guns n Ammo", "Field n Stream", and "Sports Illustrated"!

Whoop! Whoop!

sdock10 said...

"Collector" magazine.

Niiiiiiice! Mayo must like to keep up with how much his Barbie and Beanie Baby collection is worth.

Oh fuck, wait, that's not Mayo's.

That's mine.

Smoke said...

Got any NASCAR mags? Meh, prolly not.

*thumps Jule's arm*

I gots lemonade!

Anonymous said...

sdock10 said...
Just don't fuck with the Viking Kitty Mural and all will be just fine, Smoke.

Long Live The Viking Kittens!


adds in bold raven black
LONG LIVE ALL VIKINGS!

cheers

Smoke said...

Jules' arm. Is that right?

Mayo, help me out here.

Anonymous said...

OWWWW! Why are you thumping me? I've been thumped enough. Knead my arm.

Smoke said...

Okay, sorry. ^_~

*kneads Jules' arm*

*thumps it again*

Muwahaha.

No, really. I'm sorry!

*goes back to kneading*

This is funny.

Anonymous said...

Also I'm hungry. What's in Mayo's fridge? I hope he has some nice goji berry bread for me to toast.

Mayo's porn stash? Lemme see.

...


....

.....


O_O

Who knew you were a slash fan? OMG, Tony Stark / Bruce Banner? MAYO! Jesus.

Anonymous said...

*belts it*


I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED YOUR ARM!

sdock10 said...

Jules,

I was rubbing your goddamn arm. Didn't you like it?

*sighs and pouts*

I thought I was really good at it.

Smoke said...

Bwahaha!

sdock10 said...

I, I, I neeeeeeeeeeed your arm.

Godspeeeeeeeeed your arm toooooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Anonymous said...

Oh mah GOD! FTW, Sdock!!!

Smoke said...

*backs away from Jules and Solly*

Didn't mean to get in the middle there!

O_O

Mayo, you got any peanut butter? I ♥ peanut butter.

Anonymous said...

And what makes it so hilarious is 'cause that's pretty much one of my most favorite songs of all-time.

You totally just gave me new lyrics to sing.

sdock10 said...

It's the little things, Mustard. The littlest of the tiniest things that get us excited.

Anonymous said...

The pantry and refrigerator are bare. Except for hundreds of cans of anchovies and Tab. Somebody might want to make a grocery run.

sdock10 said...

*checks out Mayo's fridge*

Well, this is certainly depressing.

I see some cottage cheese, some lemon juice, bbq sauce, some apricot jelly...wait, that's not cottage cheese, WTF?

sdock10 said...

Well, Tab ain't good for about, lemme see. Nope, Tab ain't good for about shit.

I'd just a soon drink the water in Mexico than drink a Tab.

Never tried achovies though.

Anonymous said...

We have to get ice cream for RW and 22 billion different types of pizza that has the yellowest, stringiest cheese that can be found for MissT.

Anonymous said...

I'd just a soon drink the water in Mexico than drink a Tab.


Ummmmmmmmmm, that needs to be a song.

sdock10 said...

****Disclaimer Alert, Disclaimer Alert, Disclaimer Alert*****


The opinions of Sdock10 those written, stated, or implied, in no way, shape or form represent all here at its-mayonaise.

We apologize for any misrepresentation or blatant bashing ahead of time.

Well, almost.

Our apologies go out to all TAB drinkers.

Smoke said...

Mayo! LHM just pinned his spiderman costume to your wall. How cool is that? I know, right?

Yeah.

O_o

Anonymous said...

Got it.

A dozen pints of every flavor of ice cream known to mankind.

Special recipe pizza for MissT.

Water from Mexico for Sdock.

Smoke said...

Solly! That was funny. There's some folks at my office that drink TAB. Not sure why though.

Bleh.

Smoke said...

WTF? What about my peanut butter? And potatoe chips. Not potato but potatoe. See if you can find some.

Pweeze.

Anonymous said...

I did like it, Solly. (Maybe TOO MUCH. O_O )

"GOD SPEEEEED YOUR ARM TOOOOOOOOO...


MEEEEEEEE..."

Anonymous said...

Sorry Smoke.

Would you like extra creamy or extra chunky peanut butter?

I'll get both. And I get to pick the flavor of the potato chips. I am running all the way to Mexico to get Sdock's special water!

Back in a week with the groceries.

Smoke said...

Bwah! Any flavor will do. Thank you very much. :)

Anonymous said...

LOL, a week!

MissT and RW won't survive.

Anonymous said...

Where the Hell is my copy of Big Uns???

Smoke said...

O_O

Anonymous said...

I don't like soda. It burns.

Smoke said...

Well, it's about that time.

Solly, pick up the empty spray paint cans on your way out, 'kay? Cool. ^_~

Nighty-night errbody!

Night Mayo!

Night Mr. Invisible SS!

Anonymous said...

Good night Princess!

Anonymous said...

I want some chocolate chips right about now. Ghirardelli 60% or + cocoa ones.

Anonymous said...

Goodnight, Smoke!

Anonymous said...

9:44

it's with Mayo's copy of "Schlongs".

sdock10 said...

BlogBelieve,

Nitey nite!



Grocery Anon,

Thanks! Hope you have an eazy peezy time crossing the border!

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Ever make messes just so you can stay busy cleaning them up?

Yeah, me too.

Nite, nite!

*picks up empty spray cans, tears down crime scene tape*

I'm going to leave the X on your door though. It's kinda badass.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. That stain just might not wash out.

Anonymous said...

Last minute check.

Current copy of Big Uns added to grocery list.

Don't worry, Sdock. Crossing the border will be eazy peezy. I emptied Mayo's piggy bank for the extra bribery cash.

Eat the sardines till I return with good stuff.

Will get some twinkies too.

Anonymous said...

The sardines are under all the cans of anchovies.

I'll get some tuna for variety.

Anonymous said...

You're awesome, Grocery Anon! *high fives*



Goodnight, guys! Night, Mayo! Night, SS!

Anonymous said...

*high fives Mustardisbetter*

yep yep

:-)

Anonymous said...

sweet dreams appleheads!

toujours said...

hello?

*shivers a little*

toujours said...

*sits on couch, knees drawn up*

*blanket pulled around shoulders*

Original Punk J said...

Anonymous said...
The pantry and refrigerator are bare. Except for hundreds of cans of anchovies and Tab. Somebody might want to make a grocery run.

August 27, 2008 9:32 PM



Well, then, I'm set. Not with the anchovies, but, well, you know. :D

Mayo: thank you. I love ya, man.

Anonymous said...

In a dark night, when the light
burning was the burning of love (fortuitous
night, fated, free,--)
as I stole from my dark house, dark
house that was silent, grave, sleeping,--

by the staircase that was secret, hidden,
safe: disguised by darkness (fortuitous
night, fated, free,--)
by darkness and by cunning, dark
house that was silent, grave, sleeping--;

in that sweet night, secret, seen by
no one and seeing
nothing, my only light or
guide
the burning in my burning heart,

night was the guide
to the place where he for whom I
waited, whom I had long ago chosen,
waits: night
brighter than noon, in which none can see--;

night was the guide
sweeter than the sun raw at
dawn, for there the burning bridegroom is
bride
and he who chose at last is chosen.




As he lay sleeping on my sleepless
breast, kept from the beginning for him
alone, lying on the gift I gave
as the restless
fragrant cedars moved the restless winds,--

winds from the circling parapet circling
us as I lay there touching and lifting his hair,--
with his sovereign hand, he
wounded my neck-
and my senses, when they touched that, touched nothing...

In a dark night (there where I
lost myself,--) as I leaned to rest
in his smooth white breast, everything
ceased
and left me, forgotten in the grave of forgotten lilies.


Dark Night
by Frank Bidart


(John of the Cross)

toujours said...

wow, g'nite. you are very skilled at finding beautiful poetry.

hello j. :)

Original Punk J said...

Thanks again, GB! Always a soothing presence to end our day, or start it. Have a good night. :)

Original Punk J said...

Hi TJ, read any good books lately?

Anonymous said...

Helloo

Original Punk J said...

Back atcha, BC! We both seem to be on a little earlier tonight. I'm planning on going to bed early.

Notice I said "planning".

toujours said...

hello bc. :)

today i read a charles de lint book, j. it's a teen fic, but he's one of my top favorite authors, so i'll read anything by him.

it's called dingo and it was a very nice story, very well done.

Original Punk J said...

TJ, L has some favorite books written for teens--the Harry Potter series, the Artemis Fowl series, the Magik series, the Golden Compass series. I agree, it depends on the author. I really enjoy how JK Rowling writes, so I found the HP books really good reads.

Amyranth said...

'Allo!

Did Mayo do a grocery run for us? How nice!

*wanders into the kitchen*

Anonymous said...

Hi TJ, hi J. How are you tonight?

I just got back home from the shop, so I'm a bit tired. It looks like we're having a cookout for labor day :)

Carrie said...

I'm currently reading A Spot of Bother by Mark Haddon. It's about a man trying to quietly go insane.

Original Punk J said...

AMY!

THERE'S TAB!

J HAS TAB!!!!!

PRETTY SOON J WILL BE HAMMERED...ON TAB!!!

toujours said...

hey there amyranth. :)

j., i'll read anything, so for the most part i barely notice how the book is marketed (just enouhg to know where to shelve it when i worked at the library! lol). there's a lot of very good teen fantasy being written right now.

i started the harry potter books -- i think i got to the third volume before i fell behind. they're good books, very respectable fantasy.

have you ever read anything by tamora pierce? she has a ton of series out now, but the one i read was her first, lioness rampant was one of the titles in the series. excellent writer, and the series about a young girl who becomes a knight.

Amyranth said...

O_O

*reaches for the Emergency TAB kit*

*slllooowwwllllllyyyy*

Anonymous said...

Hi Amy

Amyranth said...

'Allo Teej, BC and Carrie!

You know J, I'd like to join you, and get TABBED, but I've never had it before.

toujours said...

carrie, i like the sound of that. intriguing! putting it on my list for my next library run.

Carrie said...

TJ, I read a graphic novel kind of like that once, Al made me. Something about a book that her parents were hiding from her and then she opened it and got sucked into the world that they came from in the first place? Does that sound familiar at all? She's at her grandparents tonight so I can't ask her, dang.

toujours said...

i had a about year when i was a teen that tab was my drink of choice. i saved the cans too, for some reason, so i had stacks of pink soda cans like weird modern sculpture all over my room. :)

Carrie said...

It's by the same guy who wrote The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, which is told from the point of view of an autistic boy. I really like the author.

Anonymous said...

Hi carrie

Carrie said...

And I actually like Tab, but Lordy the cashiers make fun of me when I buy it, and make a big deal out of blowing the dust off the UPC symbol.

toujours said...

carrie, it sounds very familiar to me. it's not tamora pierce, but i'm almost sure i've read it before.

was it an american graphic novel, or a manga?

Carrie said...

Hey BC, glad you got your kinky dream last night. :)

Carrie said...

TJ, now you have gone out of my level of expertise, I want to say it's a Manga, but I could be totally wrong. Too bad I never gave Al a cell phone, otherwise I could always ring her late with strange questions.

Carrie said...

I think there was a mysterious appearing and disappearing shop too, does that help? What am I saying, those are all over graphic novels! :)

toujours said...

was the art black & white, carrie? most manga are printed in black & white, most american-style books in color (not a hard & fast rule, of course)

Carrie said...

Is everybody waiting for someone else to grab?

toujours said...

dammit!!

>.<

Carrie said...

Oh ha, there you guys are! and yes, it was black and white.

Amyranth said...

I love when I forget what I'm doing and I end up refreshing the same page over again.

...
Where'd J go?

*clutches the Emergency TAB kit*

toujours said...

it was probably a manga then. the plot sounds extremely manga-like.

now i'm wracking my brain. a pretty puzzle you've set me, carrie! :)

Carrie said...

there was the usual guy who you think is a butt but isn't, and there was some royalty, and man, yeah, I'm gonna have to ask her tomorrow what the heck that was. Oh wait!! I think it had something to do with the women in their family and maybe dragons? But not in an Aragon kind of way.

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