Monday, June 30, 2008

Guess I should have called a plumber.

I would like to share with you one of my favorites.

SHOCK
C.K. Williams


Furiously a crane
in the scrapyard out of whose grasp
a car it meant to pick up slipped,
lifts and lets fall, lifts and lets fall
the steel ton of its clenched pincers
onto the shuddering carcass
which spurts fragments of anguished glass
until it's sufficiently crushed
to be hauled up and flung onto
the heap from which one imagines
it'll move on to the shredding
or melting down that awaits it.

Also somewhere a crow
with less evident emotion
punches its beak through the dead
breast of a dove or albino
sparrow until it arrives at
a coil of gut it can extract,
then undo with a dexterous twist
an oily stretch just the right length
to be devoured, the only
suggestion of violation
the carrion jerked to one side
in involuntary dismay.

Splayed on the soiled pavement
the dove or sparrow; dismembered
in the tangled remnants of itself
the wreck, the crane slamming once more
for good measure into the all
but dematerialized hulk,
then luxuriously swaying
away, as, gorged, glutted, the crow
with savage care unfurls the full,
luminous glitter of its wings,
so we can preen, too, for so much
so well accomplished, so well seen.





p.s. it was a plunger but nevertheless.

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Martha Smith-Jones said...

LL I can't draw to save my life.


Thank you Bella glad to hear you are doing well.


How about you fasc and ll everything good with you

farawaysoclose said...

thank you lucy!

Anonymous said...

I didn't even notice or I'd have tackled you for it! :D

Original Punk J said...

*coughs discreetly*

Got our copy of TBPID today.

GOT FRANK'S MASK.

:D *does happy dance around the den*

YAY!

Now...

TJ, glad your scan went so well, even though you don't know the outcome yet. Still thinking good thoughts in your direction. :)

Entropy, I sincerely hope you and your boyfriend are alright. I want to ask a lot of questions, but now's not the time. Just be well, quickly, and feel the good thoughts coming your way, too. *hugs, very gentle ones*

PP, you've raised your gremlin right. ;) She sounds like a really great kid. I know you're proud of her. Well, so am I!

Mayo: I like the colors. Just enough to brighten up the place, but not too much to overpower the richness of the b/w photo. Superb. And purple is always a fine color for accessorizing. :)

SS: you...are a sneaky, cheeky devil. What else is brewing in that marvelous brain of yours? Or should I ask? ;) I know you're busy, have to be, so remember to take some time for yourself occasionally and SIT DOWN. Ok? Ok.

Hello to everyone, I may be in tonight, may not. Depends on how the rest of the day goes. :/

Take care, and please, everyone BE CAREFUL!

farawaysoclose said...

I didn't even notice or I'd have tackled you for it! :D

hee hee! glad you didn't notice then lucy!
martha my comment on the last page asked you if you have changed inhalers??

and i am fine thank you martha......plodding along the same road doing the same stuff!

Anonymous said...

Martha I am drawing a cute kitteh baring his teefs and wearing a viking helmet. Mayo is gonna love this mural.*

*sticks out tongue while concentrating on colouring inside the lines*





*or not.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Fasc I went to the doctor yesterday and was prescribed stronger medication. But it was out of stock.


I haven't been to work because of it. I know I will hear it from my boss. But We have a lot of fumes in my work place that are contributing to the problem

farawaysoclose said...

hi J!!

oh wow you got frank's mask!!
my package hasn't arrived yet!!!!!!!!!( i know i am so damn OTT)

bugger fuck!

i know there are international delays but i want to watch it!! and also see what mask i got!!

farawaysoclose said...

when can you get the new meds martha?
that sounds awful!

Anonymous said...

I just wrote 'but you haven't seen my tackle FASC' and was about to press publish and just burst out laughing. I'm so easily amused.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello and goodbye J


So ll you are drawing a kitty wearing a viking helmet and barfing.

If I could draw I would be doing the same thing. Cause that is a great idea

Anonymous said...

I want my mask and dvd too! *pouts*

I guessed who painted which mask and got them all right too!

Bellatrix said...

Hi J!Nice to see you!
*HUG*


Hi Bella, how's tricks?

Oh my...
XD


my package hasn't arrived yet!!!!!!!!

I'm not the only one who hasn't received it yet,then!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Later on today Fasc. It has been hell for me this last month. My headaches came back but that was do to stress. Maybe the same could be said for my asthma.

Anonymous said...

I thought the purple was new!

MAYO! Purple is a very pretty color. Especially on unicorns. You was feeling the love for PPU, wasn't you? Ha. ^_~

And wait....did someone say it? Did they? Did I hear the word MASK?????

I GOT FRANK'S! YAYYYY FOR ME!

Oh, snap. I promise I'm gonna stop doing that. :)

Lucy,

Don't forget, we have to have a kitty viking that looks like Braveheart and Achilles. Not sure how to make a viking kitty look like Achilles but there ya go. Now get to drawing. ^_~

Anonymous said...

OMG Martha! Not barfing! LOL That is hilariopus! hehehe

Baring his teeth. All vicious and snarly like, except not cos he's a cute kitteh.

Anonymous said...

Hi MJ! Hi Bella! Hi FASC!

And goodbye! I have forty-five minutes left of work. Booooo!!!!

Anonymous said...

*gets to drawing before Smok starts yelling*

Bellatrix said...

Hola smoke!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Okay so I read that wrong. How in the hell did I get barfing. But kitty fangs are still cool.


Barfing I guess I was thinking about drunk viking kitties

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello and goodbye s&V

Anonymous said...

We definitely need to have barfing kitties now!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous kimmy said...

I went to Rolling stone.com to look up msi all I found was one CD review. So that jerk over at Kerrang really doesn't know what he is talking about.

Yeah, that person was just throwing around a lot of bullshit, trying to act like he/she had all this info that we poor ignorant MSI detractors didn't know.

Thing is, all the proof you need to refute his b.s. is right here, at MSI's own press page.

They've only appeared in Rolling Stone twice and certainly nothing of any consequence. In March 2000, one of their albums got a review (3 out of 5 stars, lol) and in September 2007 (!) there's a picture of Lyn-Z doing a ... wait for it ... BACKBEND! ... in their coverage of Projekt Revolution.

As you can see, that person was also lying about Spin, AP and Revolver as well.

Oh, but the thing I found the most hilarious was this:

"What we, as early fans of both bands did know was that MSI & MCR had been friends for many years and they had a mutual respect for each other even though they both would make fun of each other just for fun."

Yeah, right, dude. I'm sure after he finished writing that he went off and had brunch with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

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Anonymous said...

I'll bet they can't stand each other.

I just bet that none of them can stand Gerard.

July 1, 2008 6:46 PM

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Anonymous said...

I bet Mikey was holding on, but "Feel the BURN, bitch! You're nothing to me, NOTHING!!"

I can't see Ray or Bob caring all that much besides worrying about the effect on their royalty cheques. They are, after all, real musicians who won't let their personal lives encroach on their profession.


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east bound and down said...

"I can't help it. I love these boys. Despite everything I've seen, the offensive behavior, the bad attitudes, the internal conflicts, I still love their music, and I still love the grand presentation."

This is exactly why he's allowed to behave as he does - to show complete contempt for every fan who dared believe that a rock band could ever be different from all the other drinking, drugging, sexist jerks. But I'm feeding the monster too - I bought the DVD (but felt pretty hollow doing so) because I still have faith in those 4 guys at the side and back of the stage, and maybe because I'm resigned to the fact that a rockstar will tell whichever bullshit lies he needs to sell records.

MCR are a little bit richer this afternoon and I'm a mug.

July 2, 2008 7:15 AM

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Anonymous said...

well, gerard need look no further than some of the comments on this blog for the concept of the new record: selling your soul, your friends and everything you used to believe in to the devil in exchange for fame, success and stupid little fangirls who'll buy up everything you do no matter what.

enjoy your stupid masks and over-dubbed "live" dvds. i'll just be content to hold on to my integrity.


July 2, 2008 8:32 AM

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Anonymous said...

The Rise and Fall of Gerard Way: an offering of explanation

This is what I have read and heard to be the opinions of the fans that disagree with Gerard’s current behavior from Projekt Revolution until now.

Projekt Revolution is merely referred to because it is the time period, as far as we as outsiders can see, when changes in Gerard began to occur. These changes can be summarized into three categories:

1. Childish behavior – Sharpies (he used to write words on himself, but they were words like “Faggot” and “Creep” where he was obviously trying to make a statement, but at P.R. they were, pretty obviously, ambiguous inside-jokes meant solely for Lyn-z); hickey; Unicorn T-shirt; running around on stage declaring his undying love. Since P.R: constantly referring to Lyn-z in every interview (he said if he could meet anyone alive or dead it would be her)

Now, let me explain. The reason these fans disagree with this behavior is because they believe it is against what he used to stand for. Whereas his private life you to be secretive, the sharpies and hickeys seemed to be childish and the result of something you would expect from a high school romance, a fling, and not the result of a mature, honest love.

They also see his need to mention Lyn-z in every interview as a move of desperation, that he was so quick to marry because of his fear of growing old alone (a common theme in many of his lyrics) because of many recent events such as: his younger brother marrying before him, turning 30, ending an engagement. His admitted insecurities and self-esteem issues, along with this hasty marriage was a sign that he is dependent and needs to constantly be in a serious relationship to verify his self-worth.

The reason fans point this out is not to humiliate or poke fun at him, but because they think it is unhealthy for him, and being someone they used to look up to, were worried.

2. 2. Throwing up onstage and fighting with Frank.

This has died more since the event, and I think that is because there hasn’t been any behavior from him since that has elicited the same reaction. But, at the time, there was suspicion that he had gone back onto drugs, and these two events were the main points used as proof. That’s all I will say there because along with being potential slander, that opinion has, for the most part, died.

However, others bring this back to the idea of childishness, which goes with the notion, presented by Gerard himself of “anit-rock n’roll”. Where he used to take pride in keeping himself away from the clichés of the rock industry, these two events could not contradict that more thoroughly. The belief was that, because of his dependency and constant need for affirmation, he began to behave more aggressively in what they believed was an attempt to be more like MSI and to remove himself from his young, female fanbase. During this time My Chemical Romance was also getting criticized by a few bands for being “weird”, a comment which Gerard seemed to be sensitive to. Whether this or his dependency is the cause for the behavior change is not the issue, it was the manner in which he expressed it.

3. 3. Hypocrisy: telling his mainly teenage-girl audience to fake orgasm for him, telling them they will be “faking it” for the rest of their life, saying he doesn’t want to be a hero or save anybody (in old interviews, and even through the Revenge-era you can see him say repeatedly that this is his reasoning for starting the band).

Even though these fans are fully aware that Gerard has always been more or less sexual on stage, it was no longer directed at himself or another band member, but at an audience he knew was mainly pre-teen and teenage girls. This inevitably brought up the idea of sexism because, as Gerard had always said he was “anti-rock n’roll”, his behavior during that time was increasingly becoming a rockstar cliché.

Along with his anti-rockstar message was always his protests against the objectification of women, but many saw the above message to be in stark contrast to the message of “You’re all beautiful…” he used to send out to the female audience. To some, the message came out with underlying bitterness, even viciousness, because they interpreted his message to mean, “You will never feel anything and you will always fake it - that is your destiny as a woman”. And how far from “You’re just gonna lay down and take it” is that?

Now, this was probably the most worrying of all the past behavior because not only was he contradicting himself, but he was doing so with a venomous speech directed at teenage girls. The problem was not so much the fake moaning as it was the reason he gave them to do it. As a man who has the power to feed and influence these kids, it was worrisome that the message he chose to give them was no longer one of self-confidence and freedom, but one of restriction to a self-worth dependent on sexuality.

And that is why they are upset. Not because he changed, but how he changed. Although they are fully aware he is a grown man capable of his own decisions removed from the band, they firmly do NOT believe that they should just accept it if they believe that behavior is a possible danger to any fans. They simply feel cheated because there are so few bands, even fewer male bands, that have ever put out a message that is comforting for women. Maybe, he should consider that THIS is the reason so many of his fans became female, and not because they are vacant, superficial, stupid little girls as the word “teenie” tends to suggest, but because he had managed to give these women something that is not easy to find. Especially for teenaged girls, it can be hard to find someone who will tell you that you ARE worth something, that you DO NOT have to put up with the shit, and can live a life you may have thought was unavailable to you, free. But, he abandoned this role, why or for who doesn’t matter so much as that he did. And yes, it hurt.

Thank you all for reading, I know it was long. Kudos to anyone who didn’ skim.

All my love,

Andy

**Note: I realize I mention a lot of incidents that occurred without the following visual proof. If you request the proof, I will search it down and provide it. But for now, most of the incidents I mention are generally well known among MCR fans and I think most people will know what I am referring to

July 2, 2008 11:37 AM

Anonymous said...

one more time....


And that is why they are upset. Not because he changed, but how he changed. Although they are fully aware he is a grown man capable of his own decisions removed from the band, they firmly do NOT believe that they should just accept it if they believe that behavior is a possible danger to any fans. They simply feel cheated because there are so few bands, even fewer male bands, that have ever put out a message that is comforting for women. Maybe, he should consider that THIS is the reason so many of his fans became female, and not because they are vacant, superficial, stupid little girls as the word “teenie” tends to suggest, but because he had managed to give these women something that is not easy to find. Especially for teenaged girls, it can be hard to find someone who will tell you that you ARE worth something, that you DO NOT have to put up with the shit, and can live a life you may have thought was unavailable to you, free. But, he abandoned this role, why or for who doesn’t matter so much as that he did. And yes, it hurt.

farawaysoclose said...

'but you haven't seen my tackle FASC'

lucy is such a nice name for a guy!! haha!

I guessed who painted which mask and got them all right too!

wow lucy!! even Bob's!!

am impressed!

not long to go now princess!

martha atleast you get them soon!!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Barfing kitties ftw.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Especially for teenaged girls, it can be hard to find someone who will tell you that you ARE worth something, that you DO NOT have to put up with the shit, and can live a life you may have thought was unavailable to you, free. But, he abandoned this role, why or for who doesn’t matter so much as that he did. And yes, it hurt.

farawaysoclose said...

thank you horrified fans for the update.

i must admit i do frequent buzznet and keep an eye at VV's so i was pretty up to date there!

maybe i am hypocritical....i still love the band, the music and want my damn mask and DVD!! i don't hate Gerard Way.....i just worry about him.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Fasc I don't know what to think about him. I didn't buy TBPID. I might buy it later. But right now I just can't listen to the music.

Bellatrix said...

That's the reason why I ordered TBPID,Faraway,even if only the DVD and CD.
I still love the band and I'm not going to give up on them.

farawaysoclose said...

its a toughy martha. i get you i do and i understand totally!

i am like bella though......can't let go yet, i hope i won't ever let go. i hope things will feel right again.

MissTottenham said...

Hi everyone, how are you all today?


Entropy, I am thinking of you and your boyfriend. Tell him get well soon from me. RIP your car. At least you are OK.

TJ, I am wishing you good luck with the scan results. My fingers are crossed for you.

*joins in waving at SS*

So, what's happening?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I don't know if it will ever feel right again. Even if he came out and said yeah i was an asshole. I don't know if I could believe him.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello miss t

Bellatrix said...

HEY MISSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT!

How've you been?

Anonymous said...

i can't believe Gerard didn't thank Mikey in the TBPID booklet. i guess it's like Gerard said "Lindsey is his best friend" now.

MissTottenham said...

Hiya MJ sweetie, how are you? I hope you've had a better day of late.



Hiya Bella sweetie *HUGSSSSSSSSSSS*
How are you?

farawaysoclose said...

i understand martha.


miss T! how do?!

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks FASC, how are you sweetie?

Bellatrix said...

I'm fine MissT,thanks.
Glad to know you're okay as well!


I know anon,it's sad.

farawaysoclose said...

i am also just fine thankies miss T!!

MissTottenham said...

Well, I am glad that you are both fine.

That makes me feel fine.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Things are getting better for me. Slowly. It looks like we lost ll.



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Anonymous said...

i can't believe Gerard didn't thank Mikey in the TBPID booklet. i guess it's like Gerard said "Lindsey is his best friend" now.

July 2, 2008 4:51 PM

I can. Lynz is the sun and the moon to him right now. He can't see past her. So everyone else pales in comparison

Anonymous said...

I know exactly what you're thinking.


"Damn, it takes her for-fucking-ever to catch up!" ;)

Now I'm off to catch up again! Hello to everyone!

Bellatrix said...

Hello mustard!

farawaysoclose said...

well i'm fine if you are fine miss T!!

anon i know!

mustard i know!

love you guys!

got.to.go!

mayo big *hugs* to you!

SS big *hugs* to you too!

did you liase re the decorating??

just pulling your whatevers guys!!

right i am gone!

love to you all!

MissTottenham said...

Hi and bye mustard.

Goodnight FASC, sweet dreams.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight Fasc

Bellatrix said...

Bye faraway!Good night!
*HUG*

Bellatrix said...

Family,I'm off as well.

Good night Mayo,SS and Lovelies,take care.
See you all tomorrow.
Love you!
*HUGS & KISSES*

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight Bella.

Hugs and kisses.

xxxx

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight bella

gnothi seauton said...

Good evening Mayo.
Good evening All.

A very quick whizz in and out.

TJ - wishing you all the best and fingers crossed for the results.

Entropy - so sorry to hear the news. My thoughts are with you.

Mya - hope the hand is gradually getting better.

PP - your daughter is a credit to you :)

PJ - I don't know the exact date but I know your birthday is coming up. Is it the 6th? I hope I haven't missed it.

Cupcake - sounds as if you had a grand old time. It's great to hear the joy in your ' voice ' again :)

JADE - don't know if you still hang around here but I hope everything went well with your exams and that life is treating you kindly.

Right, I'm off. Best wishes to all.

Good night All.
Good night Mayo.

TTFN

Smoke said...

I'm home all you lovely people! :)

*waves to SS*

*waves to Mayo*

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello and good bye GS. Hell S&V

MissTottenham said...

Hi and Bye GS. *whoosh* almost too fast to see.



Hiya smoke, how's you's?

Smoke said...

Hell S&V? Not sure how to take that, MJ. ^_~

How are you?

Smoke said...

Hi MissT! I iz good. I'm not going to attempt to cook today so it's all good in da hood. :)

Anonymous said...

Eliza's radio show was really good last night. the show was about self esteem and body image. i have to give her a lot of respect for talking about her personal demons, most people wouldn't put themselves out there like that. i'm really starting to like Eliza. she seems like a really sincere person.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello S&V. See what happens when you get comment #666 everything just goes to hell. I am okay and you

Smoke said...

Bwahaha!

My husband is flappin' his jaws right now. >_<

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anon at 5:44 I will wait and see about that. I still have misgivings about her and her intentions with the radio show.

Smoke said...

Me, too. I don't really give Eliza a second thought anyway.

Or Mrs. Gerard Way for that matter. Bwah.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Well look at S&V hitting Mrs. GW below the belt like that.

Anonymous said...

Back!

Hey, MJ! Hey, Smoke! Hey, MissT!

Anonymous said...

Martha,

i don't think she has bad intentions for her radio show. she doesn't even talk about Gerard. when people mention him in an email she is reading, she'll say something like "the singer from a band". i think she got all her hurt and anger out with the story she wrote.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello S&V.


Anon I still don't know. She just rubbed me the wrong way and it is going to take a while for me to see here as someone who isn't out for attention.

But if she is just talking about subjects that aren't MCR related good for her.

Smoke said...

MUSTARD!!!!!!!!!

:)

ergoproxy said...

good morning

nice to see the mural is going well

can I draw a kitty Ork?
sort of deformed and really mean?


I bet mayo just doesn't have our artistic vision


entropy hope all goes OK with your boyfriend, thinking of you

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Shit I that should have been hello mib not S&V

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello ep

Anonymous said...

Hello there, Ergo!

Smoke said...

Hiya Ergo! Sure, you can have a kitty orc! ^_^

MissTottenham said...

Hi again Mustard.

Hi Ergo.

Anonymous said...

i'm eating a greasy New York pepperoni pizza.

Anonymous said...

I want pizza.

Smoke said...

Sounds good, Anon. Yum.

Smoke said...

Stop it Mustard! Get outta my head! >_<

Anonymous said...

Nuuuuuu!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Anonymous said...

i'm eating a greasy New York pepperoni pizza.

July 2, 2008 6:12 PM

mmm homer like greasy New york pepperoni pizza

Smoke said...

I just tried some of my peanuts and good God they are too damn salty. @_@

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Here have some water

I wil be back later

Anonymous said...

there's nothing worse than having a mouth full of salty nuts.

ergoproxy said...

ew greasy pizza


smoke can you wash them?

and I think my TBPID is at teh post office, but I wasn't going into town until tomorrow

dilemma dilemma

and that wasn't too much of a delay, it got shipped on the 25 so that's 7days which is usual

:)

MissTottenham said...

Depends how big the nuts are anon.

ergoproxy said...

hi mj mustard smoke sdock missT anon

Smoke said...

O_o

No, Ergo. I'm afraid not. I'm just no Martha Stewart. :(

I can handle grilled cheese sammiches and frozen pizzas. That's about the extent of it.

Anonymous said...

an oven and a microwave are a girls best friend.

Smoke said...

A drive-thru is an even better friend, Anon. ^_~

For me anyway! Hee-hee.

MissTottenham said...

A guy on a moped who delivers is a bestest bestest friend.

ergoproxy said...

The french do like their wine with steak
they delight in eating food
but I prefer a meal whose tastes
and looks
will make you drool..

the fries in your hand may be
quite incidental
but an oven is a girls best friend
Big Macs may be grand
but they get temperamental
when they go to fat
or fail to keep your tummy flat
Pizza goes cold
as girls grow old
and it all ends up in your rear end
but home cooked
fried or baked
these treats may keep your shape
an oven is a girls best friend


dum dum dum dum dum dee dum dadeedaaa

lasagne

dada dum dum dum dum dum deed dum
dadeedaaa

roast chicken

da de dum dum dum dum dum deed dum

coo-kies
fruit pie

talk to me Gordon Ramsay tell me all about it

ergoproxy said...

MissTottenham said...

A guy on a moped who delivers is a bestest bestest friend.


isn't he just!

*nudgenudgewinkwink*

Smoke said...

I love Gordon! :)

MissTottenham said...

LOL Ergo.


Anyways girlies, time for bed.

You all take care and have fun.

See ya tomorrow.

Goodnight.

Bye.

Smoke said...

Night MissT! Sweet dreams!

Smoke said...

Be back in a bit!

ergoproxy said...

goodnight missT sweet dreams

Anonymous said...

click me

:-)

Smoke said...

Bwahahaha! That is so funny! :)

Whatcha think, Mayo?

Anonymous said...

Hello Ergo, Miss T, Anon.

Anon, I really don't know what I like the most about that picture. Is it the viking hat? Or those eyes? Or the use of the verb "pillaged". It's all good!
AHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Smoke!
How are ya?

Anonymous said...

My head feels as if it might explode like Friday night's man-made lightening show.

Hey again!

Smoke said...

Hiya Star!

Those eyes are beautiful, aren't they? Oh my goodness. I love the little helmet. Ha!

Anonymous said...

How do we manage this? It makes me laugh. :)

Anonymous said...

Ohh, Mustard, I am so sorry. Pain sucks.
My throat just started feeling better today after 2 freakin weeks, knock wood.

Smoke said...

Hi Mustard! Sorry your head hurts. :(

Smoke said...

You're all in my head. That's what it is. Remember that show Herman's Head? That's what this is. You're all in my head! @_@

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you're feeling better, Star! It's been a while since we've seen your shiny ass around!

Anonymous said...

Yes, Smoke the helmet rules.
How is your head?

ergoproxy said...

hi star!


I remember Herman's Head!

ergoproxy said...

that kitty is so gorgeous!!

How could mayo not want a viking kitty mural?

Anonymous said...

Smoke, there was supposed to be a comma between Smoke and the helmet. Yeah. I IZ A ENGLISH TEACHER!

Mustard, this was the second time in my life that I've had viral pharyngitis, and it is close to the worst thing ever. It kicked my ass.

Anonymous said...

glad you liked it. am i the only one seeing green where blue once was?

Smoke said...

It feels better now! Yay! Thanks for asking. How's your throat?

I loved Herman. I thought he was so cute. :)

Smoke said...

Mayo did some redecorating today, Anon. Nice and pretty, isn't it? :)

Smoke said...

He's getting ready for us to paint the viking kitty mural. Ain't you, Mayo? You know you wuv da kitties!

I'm still trying to figure out just how Solly came up with viking kitties though. O_o

Anonymous said...

It's definitely weird seeing the green now. First the curtains, now the wall and/or carpet or both.

Mayo iz enviouz. ;)


Bwuahahaha! Lightbulb!

Mayo needs a vanity plate that says:

"ENVY THIS, MEFFER."

Smoke said...

Hahaha! Definitely!

sdock10 said...

'Sup?

Smoke said...

Solly-dock! Whatcha doing?

Anonymous said...

Hey, Sdock!

ergoproxy said...

Oh I didn't notice the green

very environmentally conscious

perhaps he's aiming for the blog to be carbon neutral?

Anonymous said...

Hey, Miss Solly!
How are you?

sdock10 said...

Working through some bullshit.

Came by to sling some paint on the walls with all ya'll crazies!

ergoproxy said...

hey sdock
thursday is shaping up nicely so far

sdock10 said...

Raise your hands if you now secretly want a Viking Kitty mural of your very own.

*raises hands*

Smoke said...

Yes! Mayo is going green! He had to throw in a little purple for our infamous unicorn though.

SS!!!

Whatchoo doing?

*waves to SS in case he's at home chillin'*

*raises hand because I do want a viking kitty mural*

*raises other hand for SS because I know he secretly wants one, too*

^_~

ergoproxy said...

*raises hand too*

Anonymous said...

Solly, I am not really a cat person, but kitties dressed like vikings, who can resist?

sdock10 said...

Yayness, Ergo! Good to know because Wednesday has pretty much sucked fucking hardcore for me.

Oh well, what can you do?


*runs up to Mayo's bedroom door*

*paints a big ol heart that says "The Lovelies ♥ Mayo"*

*nearly falls down the stairs laughing*


Ooooh, he's gonna be so suprised!

sdock10 said...

Purple is totally a shoutout to PPU. Fo' shizzle.

ergoproxy said...

OK I'm off for my walk, sdock I fully expect you will be at least thinking along with me

ready?

sdock10 said...

Ergo,

Totally ready. Let's pick up the pace today, okay?

Anonymous said...

In coats of many colors
Reptile man drop

ergoproxy said...

no worries sdock!


and go!

back in a while

*tromp tromp tromp*

sdock10 said...

Flesh of heart
Heart of steel
So well so well
I cut my hair
Paint my face
Break a finger
Tell a lie
So well so well

Anonymous said...

Stay below
Shout below
In glory days that come and go

On and on and
On and on and
On and on and
And on and on and

Smoke said...

I wish I had a milkshake. A chocolate one. :(

Anonymous said...

I'm going to see fireworks! I'll catch everybody later.
Have a great night!

Smoke said...

Awwww! Have fun, Star!

sdock10 said...

Stay below
Shout below
Flesh of heart
Heart of steel
Flesh of heart
Heart of steel
Flesh of heart
Heart of steel
Flesh of heart
Heart of steel
Love song
Love song
Love song
And love song

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

What happened with your peanuts and why can't you make a chocolate milkshake?

sdock10 said...

I want to paint something in John Deere colors! Or maybe Georgia Bulldawg red and black!

You could do Tony Stewart orange, Smoke!

Smoke said...

Ummm, they are too meffin' salty. They will shrivel up your tongue. No lie.

And I don't have anything to make a chocolate milkshake with. Bring me one.

Smoke said...

Mayo! Can we have one wall designated for sports shit? Pweeze?

I'm gonna do a Tony Stewart car. Yes! With a big ol'#20.

Then a big black space with the gigantical Georgia Bulldawg "G".

Niiiice. :)

Smoke said...

And of course, we'll have to have a big gigantical "A" for the A-town Braves.

Ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh-ooooh.

sdock10 said...

Can't. Just got out of the shower. If I walk outside, I will get all nasty and grimey. Contaminated.

How do you spell grimey by the way? Is it grimey or grimy? Fuck.

Next time, I will boil your peanuts. And they will be delish.

Peanut Perfection.

sdock10 said...

And then a big ol Hawk, a big ol Falcon, and a big ol Thrasher!

I be sensing a theme here.

Georgia be liking their birds.

We're so fucking lame.

Can I just do a peach?

And inside the peach I will put GRITS!

Smoke said...

Grimey, I think.

Yes, I will give you the Peanut Perfection.

sdock10 said...

Viking kitties still rule. I'm sorry but once this gets out, I'm afraid that everyone will be wanting their very own viking kitty mural.

Smoke, you and I are going to be interior decorators. Just like Delta Burke and Dixie Carter! We'll be Designing Women!

Smoke said...

Now that is lame, Solly. >_<

We do like birds, don't we? Damn. I never realized until just now. Huh.

The Dawgs still rule though.

Smoke said...

Oh.My.Gawwd.

I'm Suzanne, ain't I? I am totally Delta Burke. And you are Dixie. That's exactly what we act like.

O_O

Smoke said...

She even keeps her tiara in a case and pulls it out and wears it around and shit. I am Suzanne. Well, I'll be.

sdock10 said...

We so, are.

And we will get to flit around in a big ol house and talk like Scarlett Ohara!

Nice.

Painting Viking Kitty Murals across Savannah!

Anonymous said...

you like your pussies badass, sdock?

sdock10 said...

Let's go in the kitchen and make Mayo some sweet tea and some boiled peanuts!

Whaddaya say?

Or we could just sit here and be pretty.

Anonymous said...

Well, you will. I'll just sit here and watch and be pretty and tell you what to do.

I was Miss Georgia, ya know.

*smiles at Mayo*

Smoke said...

Say who?

sdock10 said...

Bwah! Anon.

Yeah, I like things that look all soft and cuddly and cute and innocent and then BAM! Those little kitties will slice your throat or bite your achilles tendon.

Smoke said...

So where the hell did everyone go? What happens to Mustard? Does she like fall asleep at the keyboard? Mustard, do you have that sleep disorder where you just fall out?

sdock10 said...

What was Dixie's name?

mya said...

Hey, Hey, Hey, Everybody!!!!

Just popping in to share this with ya:

Some times you just have to ask yourself 'Will I live to be 80?'

I recently chose a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?'
'No,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing on the beach?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.'

Then he looked at me and asked, 'Then why do you give a shit?'

Anonymous said...

cute things biting your achilles?

meh, things could be worse...

Anonymous said...

Ah, so that's where the green went.

sdock10 said...

Mustard fell into the supermassive black hole that I fell into last night.

If I'm correct in my calculations, it should be spitting her back out any time now.

Smoke said...

Julia Sugarbaker.

sdock10 said...

Hahahah, Mya. Thanks for sharing.

sdock10 said...

John Deere green?

Yes, I am Solly Sugarbaker from now on!

Fuck yeah!

Anonymous said...

black holes emit great luminosity sdock

you cannot helped but be sucked in

Anonymous said...

Bwuahaha!

Your calculations were correct! Crazy!

I had to go rid myself of a supermassive headache. All better now!


Hey, everyone!

Smoke said...

Mustard! Heyyyyy!!!

Anonymous said...

Just popping in to say OW. Can barely move either arm for trying to do a figure eight with the stafrf in myleft hand, with the sword in my right, and wailed--WAILED--my left shin with the staff. Then, wailed it again in the same spot. It's all purple and swollen.

HOT!!

Doesn't that get you all so hot? I know you like a girl with sexy tumescence. Don't deny. It's throbbing, too.

Now I gotta take a shower 'cause I'm grimy.

BLIMEY! I'M GRIMY.

And soarign on endorphins

mya said...

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.
'Yes,' cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'
The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.
Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:

Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
Signed,
ALL US WOMEN

Smoke said...

Kapunua,

You are hot. ^_~

Hey Mya!

Anonymous said...

*throws ice at Jules*

Ice yourself down! ;)



So, what are we up to? Seems quiet.

sdock10 said...

Anon,

I agree about with your black hole assessment.


Heya Mustard,

Isn't it spooky weird how I know when you will appear?

mya said...

Mya is catching up on emails and sharing only the best ones with ya'll!

sdock10 said...

about with your?

What the fuck?

Yeah, well you know what I mean.

Right?

ergoproxy said...

hi again

you feel the burn sdock?


it was a nice walk slightly marred by the MASSIVE BROWN SNAKE that was under my car when I got back
(car which BTW had oblivious 6 yo colouring inside it)

God I really hate fucking wildlife sometimes

sdock10 said...

Oh My GOD, Ergo, do you know that before you left, I almost yelled out, "WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!"

That's too freaking weird.

Oh and yes, I most certainly feel the burn.

My rapidly beating heart thanks you!

ergoproxy said...

hi K and Mya!

Anonymous said...

Crazy, Ergo! I bet it made you run faster! ;)

Smoke said...

A snake, Ergo? Eeeeekkkk! I'd have squealed so loud. O_o

ergoproxy said...

my heart is rapidly beating and it's not just from the walk!!

Smoke said...

Gotta go shower. Be back in a bit!

ergoproxy said...

run is ok plan but I had to get into the car!
and the fact they are deadly....

so as I drove off (after jumping in opposite side back seat) I did a couple of very impressive burnouts over the spot, just in case I could kill it, but I couldn't see it so
a) it went back into grass or
b) it is under my car somewhere (which I doubt but so car is parked far away from house in case)

Anonymous said...

Okay, Smoke!


Ergo,

Let's hope it's not hiding under your car. That'd be a little unsettling!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello all


Ep don't badgers eat snakes

ergoproxy said...

mustard it would, but the type of snake isn't a climber I have had snakes in the engine bay before but they are tree snakes and harmless

it's out in the sun so it'll get uncomfortable if it's there, I checked engine bay and couldn't see anything, I'd say it slithered away

ergoproxy said...

MJ I don't know but I don't have a badger handy either
we don't have them over here

sdock10 said...

Slithered away?

But where?

Oh, that reminds me. I got attacked by a ginormous spider in the shower.

Yeah, it's dead now.

Flushed away!

Smoke said...

Oh

Smoke said...

MY

Smoke said...

GOODNESS

Smoke said...

GRACIOUS

Smoke said...

VIKING KITTIES!

sdock10 said...

TJ,

Still thinking of you tonight. How lame does that sound? But it's true.

*starts singing*

"I just can't get you outta my head!"

Okay, that was truly lame.

Hugs and love!




Entropy,

Thinking of you and your boyfriend as well, tonight.





BlogBelieve,

Time for Solly Sugarbaker to go night night! Ergo worked me too hard with the walk and the snake and all. And then there was all that painting we did and whatnot.

Whooooo hooo! I'm beat!

Catch ya'll tomorrow.

Love ya'll BUNCHES!

sdock10 said...

Smoke Sugarbaker,

You are filthy grubby little first comment stealing CHEATER!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodnight sd

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