Monday, June 30, 2008

Guess I should have called a plumber.

I would like to share with you one of my favorites.

SHOCK
C.K. Williams


Furiously a crane
in the scrapyard out of whose grasp
a car it meant to pick up slipped,
lifts and lets fall, lifts and lets fall
the steel ton of its clenched pincers
onto the shuddering carcass
which spurts fragments of anguished glass
until it's sufficiently crushed
to be hauled up and flung onto
the heap from which one imagines
it'll move on to the shredding
or melting down that awaits it.

Also somewhere a crow
with less evident emotion
punches its beak through the dead
breast of a dove or albino
sparrow until it arrives at
a coil of gut it can extract,
then undo with a dexterous twist
an oily stretch just the right length
to be devoured, the only
suggestion of violation
the carrion jerked to one side
in involuntary dismay.

Splayed on the soiled pavement
the dove or sparrow; dismembered
in the tangled remnants of itself
the wreck, the crane slamming once more
for good measure into the all
but dematerialized hulk,
then luxuriously swaying
away, as, gorged, glutted, the crow
with savage care unfurls the full,
luminous glitter of its wings,
so we can preen, too, for so much
so well accomplished, so well seen.





p.s. it was a plunger but nevertheless.

4,973 comments:

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Smoke said...

"Mearly?"

?

Smaw poese?

Anonymous said...

STFU!!!

I tried to erase it before anyone saw!!!

Smoke said...

OMG, Mustard. You fust freaked me the hell out. I thought I was going crazy. O_O

sdock10 said...

Mearly?

WTF?

Aren't you guys supposed to be painting a mural?

Smoke said...

Hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Bwuahaha!

I was trying to be speedy, but no such luck.

Smaw Poese attacked.

Smoke said...

I even looked at it for sec. Then I typed my comment and when I looked at it again. It was right. SO I was like, WTF????????

Buwahahaha!

ergoproxy said...

I'm off to see Kung Fu Panda!!!

and some shopping, have a great night and I'll see you all tomorrow, as you'll probably have signed off by the time I get back


take care ♥

Anonymous said...

Later, Ergo! Have fun at da moooovies!

sdock10 said...

Reckon if Mayo has to call a plumber next time, he can call those guys from the SciFi channel? Those Roto-rooter guys? The ones who hunt ghosteseses?

That would be super badass!

TAPS, Mayo. TAPS!

Smoke said...

TAPS! :)

Bye, Ergo! Have fun!

I gots to go cook some supper.

Don't be laughing. I can cook. A little. A smidge. ^_~

Be back later!

sdock10 said...

Yeah, I'm off for a bit too.

Later, BlogBelieve.

Anonymous said...

sorry

:-)

resurrected wreck said...

Oh! Here is where you all went!

resurrected wreck said...

I gots behind while tidying, and you guys totally ran off to a new page!

resurrected wreck said...

Oh.

Now you iz all gone :(

sdock10 said...

RW,

I'm here now.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Solly :)

How was your baff?

sdock10 said...

It was s'okay.

What you doin?

resurrected wreck said...

Eatin' dinner - spaghetti. And watching Britcoms on YouTube.

Whatchoo doin'?

Anonymous said...

Hi guys. I am going to have cake with Jo-Chan and give her the very last Growing Up Girl statue ever. I'm a little emo.

sdock10 said...

listening to music, washing clothes, putting away dishes, and preheating the oven.

Good times.

So, when you get your dvd are you going to actually watch it this time? Or did you buy it just for the maskeseses?

sdock10 said...

Jules,

I feel for you. I would be bawling like a big ol blubbering baby.

resurrected wreck said...

Aww! Have fun, K :)

Anonymous said...

Imma try not to, 'cause she's all like, 16 and whatnot, and you know that's lame. ;D

Anonymous said...

Welp, cousins and Boychild are coming by too. See you guys in a bit! ^___^

resurrected wreck said...

I do intend to watch it eventually, Solly. I still haven't watched LOTMS all the way through yet though.

Honestly, I think I'm really in it for the mask.

sdock10 said...

Lame or not, I'd be crying.

Just sayin....

But I'm a big ol crier anyways.

Smoke said...

Okay, I'm done cooking. Sheeesh. Cooking grilled cheeses is tiring.

sdock10 said...

I have Bob's.
Smoke has Frank's.

Which one did Anima get?

And Carrie, I think she said she got the fancy shmancy one, so I would guess that's another Bob one.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Is it as tiring as cooking a frozen pizza? Because this shit is wearing me out!

Smoke said...

I don't know. Hmmm....

I GOT FRANK'S! YAY! :)

Smoke said...

Well, Solly.....I cooked 2 grilled cheeses and one frozen pizza.

I iz worn out.

*collapses*

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, S&V! :D

Grilled cheeses?

Smoke said...

Yessss! They are yummy. :)

LHM had to have one.

resurrected wreck said...

Grilled cheese sammiches?

Smoke said...

Yeppers!

Smoke said...

*waves to SS again in case he's watching*

Where'd Mustard go?

resurrected wreck said...

I like to make a grilled cheese sammich and dip it into ketchup ^_^

Yum!

Smoke said...

Now, I iz boiling peanuts. YUMMY!

But it iz sooo hard. You have to put them in a pot and put water on them and salt and turn the stove on and stuffs.

Hard, I tell you. I was not cut out for this shit.

resurrected wreck said...

Um... boiling peanuts? I've never heard of that before.

Smoke said...

There are really good if you like salty stuff and if you like nuts.

*snickers*

resurrected wreck said...

But doesn't boiling them make them soft?

sdock10 said...

Wow, I'm downloading sumfin and it is only going to take me 6 hours!

Yay me!

I rock so fucking hard.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Your'ns aint gonna be as good as mines!

Smoke said...

Yep, they get soft (although I don't like mine all the way done), and they get really salty.

Smoke said...

"Your'ns"

Good God, Solly. You're showing your southern.

resurrected wreck said...

Soft peanuts??

>_<

Smoke said...

Yep, soft, RW.

And they are sooooo good.

You must try some.

sdock10 said...

You like your'ns the way mine were, right? Right? Go ahead and say that my peanuts ruled the fucking universe!

Say it!

*growls*

Say it!

sdock10 said...

RW,

Why don't you come and go with me and Smoke to Orlando to see Leathermouth?

resurrected wreck said...

How does one make 'em, S&V? Just buy some peanuts then boil 'em in some salty water?

Anonymous said...

i'm watching that show Wipeout, and it's so fucking funny.

Smoke said...

That's it, RW! Just boil them until they're done! :)

And yes, you should just fly down here and go see LEATHERMOUTH!!!! with us. Pweeze?

sdock10 said...

What network?

RW, they have to be green peanuts. Like fresh.

resurrected wreck said...

Why don't you come and go with me and Smoke to Orlando to see Leathermouth?

Can't do it, Solly. I'm back at work on Monday :(

Smoke said...

Anon, I've never seen that show. I'm watching The Moment of Truth. I'm gonna make Mayo go on that show. ^_~

resurrected wreck said...

I don't think I can get green peanuts over here.

Anonymous said...

Wipeout is on ABC

Carrie said...

I'm watching that too, I'm beginning to wonder if anyone is ever going to make it across those balls. And I did get the Bobbers mask, I hung it up above my bed, it creeps my kids out.

Smoke said...

Hey Carrie!

I got Frank! YAY!

I'm gonna scream that every time someone mentions the masks. :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi Carrie & Wipeout Anon :)

resurrected wreck said...

FRANK'S MASK!!

*waits for the scream*

Carrie said...

Hey smoke and rw and solly! I think Mayo on Moment of Truth would be epic. Did you guys hang your masks up? (well, peeples who have them)

sdock10 said...

Dudes, this shit is funny as fuck. Bwahah, you get to watch people fall over and over.

Sweeeeeeeeet!

sdock10 said...

This is the best worst tv show eVAH!

Carrie, we both got BOB! We rule so fucking hard! You know that right?

Smoke said...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

I GOT FRANK'S MASK! YAY!!!!!!!

I haven't hung mine up yet. I'm debating on whether or not to take it to my office and put it on my bookcase so I can freak people out.

Muwahahaha.

Carrie said...

I know, with the ruling! I liked that one the best, and at first Terry was all hah, I bet that's the drummer's, and I was all so? And then we watched part of the dvd last night and he was all like, damn, Bob rules. I hope that IS his mask, and then voila. But I would have been happy with any of them, I think they are all cool looking. And Solly, there's another trainwreck show on after this one called I Survived a Japanese Game Show.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm still waiting for mine!

*wails*

Smoke said...

What is it with husbands loving Bob? Mine thinks that the sun rises and sets with Bob. Bob is the reason for everything.

It's all about BOB!!!!!!!!!

sdock10 said...

*sends vibes so RW can get Mikey's mask*


I want them all! I want all the maskeses! I shall have all the maskesesees!

Smoke said...

Bob is pretty awesome though. ^_^

sdock10 said...

Bob is so freaking awesome. For real. He so doesn't look like some famous rock star. He just looks like this dude who walked by a drum kit and was like yeah I bet I can play the fuck out of those drums. And he did and he does!

Made of awesome and win!

resurrected wreck said...

It's all about BOB!!!!!!!!!

Well, it is all about the Bob, isn't it??

resurrected wreck said...

*sends vibes so RW can get Mikey's mask*

Thankee, Solly ^_^

sdock10 said...

Fall, damn you, fall! I want to laugh so hard!

Amyranth said...

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!


-A

Anonymous said...

Yay for Bob and keeping shit together!

Yay!

I'm back and hello everybody!

Smoke said...

It is. Bob rules. I love Bob.

BOBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and by the way....

I GOT FRANK'S!!! YAY!!!!

resurrected wreck said...

Happy Canada Day, A! :)

Are you going to watch fireworks tonight?

Smoke said...

Hello Amy! Welcome back Mustard!

Mustard,

You missed my Smaw Poese moment.

Muwahahaha. I'm gonna wait and see if you find it.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mustard! :)

Carrie said...

Well, I think Terry is scared of Gerard and his bug eyes and his girly dancing, and for the longest time he would get Ray and Frank mixed up. I know! Grounds for divorce, right?

Carrie said...

Hi Mustard and Amy!

sdock10 said...

Hi Amy! Hi Mustard!

Anonymous said...

Hey, guys!


I looked for your Smaw Poese, Smoke, but I didn't find it. This is distressing.

Smoke said...

and for the longest time he would get Ray and Frank mixed up. I know! Grounds for divorce, right?

OMG! That's so wrong!

Actually, mine only knows Gerard and Bob, too. He knows Frank is the short one with the tattoos but hell, he can't pick him out on stage. WTF is up with that? Dude, that's Frank. He's like, ummm, awesome and stuff. ^_~

sdock10 said...

To smoothie or not to smoothie?

That is the question.

And now I think I am going to have to put on my DVD again, just fucking cause.

Smoke said...

OMG, Mustard. You fust freaked me the hell out. I thought I was going crazy. O_O


Buwahahaha! I just seen it.

Anonymous said...

...for the longest time he would get Ray and Frank mixed up. I know! Grounds for divorce, right?

Nah, they are equally as awesome and both have tubular finger skillz, so I could easily see where one could confuse the two.

;)

Anonymous said...

It's Me

toujours -- Today cannot be taken, for it is mine. Yesterday has past. Tomorrow is clean....nothing there yet.

I am hoping the best for you...

Hi to all, but I must run for tonight...

Anonymous said...

Bahahah!

Well, it the 'f' does kind of resemble a 'j'. I looked right over it!

resurrected wreck said...

Frank: short one with tats

Ray: tall one with 'fro

Mikey: skinny skulky one who hovers. Though he's a lot easier to pick out now that he's wearing that t-shirt with his name on it.

Bob: awesome personified

Gerard: something from your nightmares

Print this out & give it to your dude, S&V. Make sure he memorizes it. There will be a quiz!

Smoke said...

Hi and bye, It's Me!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi & bye, It's Me :)

resurrected wreck said...

Snap, S&V!

Carrie said...

I so hope this turdy guy wipes out bigtime!!

Smoke said...

Buwahahaha, RW! That is perfect! An MCR cheat sheet!

Anonymous said...

*waits to make an impact*


Hi and bye, It's Me! :)

Smoke said...

Hahaha. We iz sooo funny. :)

My nuts are not getting done. WTF?

Carrie said...

Hah!! Gerard as something from your nightmares! Oh, so true. :)

Amyranth said...

Hallo Carrie, RW, Smoke, Musard and Solly!

RW, I would if it wasn't going to be all the way downtown. Fireworks are only about 15 mins long, and the Stampede starts this week anyway, which means fireworks every night!

My guy called Mikey, Mickey, and then said "If I had two sons with the last name Way..." and his cousin and brother piped in with "I'd name them This Way and That Way."

I cannot take them anywhere.

-A

Anonymous said...

i wonder if there are any Easter Eggs on TBPID dvd

Anonymous said...

"I'd name them This Way and That Way."

I cannot take them anywhere.


Buahahaha!

I've always wanted the press to misspell Mikey's name as "Milky" just so I can laugh really hard.


Hey, Amy!

Smoke said...

Hahaha! That is funny, Amy!

sdock10 said...

I disdapeeared for a sec. I turned on my DVD and drawn in again.

resurrected wreck said...

My nuts are not getting done.

O_o

resurrected wreck said...

What's Easter Eggs?

resurrected wreck said...

My guy called Mikey, Mickey, and then said "If I had two sons with the last name Way..." and his cousin and brother piped in with "I'd name them This Way and That Way."

HAHAHA!!

That's fabulous!

Amyranth said...

This Way and That Way

or

My Way and High Way.

or

Milky Way and Garden Way

...

Okay, I could do this for hours.

RW, are you going for fireworks?

-A

Anonymous said...

my hands are full of nuts

Carrie said...

Easter Eggs are hidden stuffs on dvds, but I have never been able to find any.

Smoke said...

I gots to go take a showerzzz. Be back in a bit. :)

resurrected wreck said...

0_0

I'm not even going to go there...

resurrected wreck said...

How would one even know where to look for such things, Carrie?

sdock10 said...

I have a mouthful of nuts!*

Bwah!



*boiled peanuts

resurrected wreck said...

My Way and High Way.

That one is so perfect!

I'm not going to fireworks, A. After you've seen one display you've seen them all, really. Same reason why I don't go to watch the Pride Day parades any more. They're the same thing year after year.

resurrected wreck said...

Solly! You iz dirty!!!

Anonymous said...

does anyone else like to suck the salt of of nuts?

Carrie said...

I don't know RW, I think it's usually like clicking on something in the menu or something like that. But yeah, I wouldn't even know how to look.

resurrected wreck said...

Ooops! Missed you leavin', S&V! Have a good shower and DON'T USE UP ALL THE SOAP!

resurrected wreck said...

I'm not at all sure I should admit to that, 9:06pm.

toujours said...

i am drinking barium.

vaguely-coconut flavored barium.

Amyranth said...

RW, the only fireworks I really try to see every year is the Globalfest Fireworks Competition. I usually have a good view from my back door, and the contests are awesome.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Um... did SS used to have a border around his blog name? I can't remember, but when I went in there just now sumfin' looked different.

toujours said...

and i just put in tbp, hoping it will make it better.

sing, my angel! fix the barium and make it tasty!!!

Carrie said...

ew tj, not a good smoothie flavor. :)

Amyranth said...

Damn, Teej.

You took a page out of "
Amyranth's Book of How To Make A Memorable Blog Entrance"

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, TJ! :D

How's things?

What's barium?

toujours said...

nope, indeed 'tis not.

but gerard really really loud in my ears is actually making it a little better. :)

plus ray's mmm-bip, mmm-bip, mmm-bip.

*grin*

Carrie said...

Amy, we have a HUGE fireworks display here over the river. So my town is slowly filling up. It will be madness by Friday. I don't go down there because, well, hatey of people and crowds and bathroom lines. They show it on tv though, and that's good enough for me, even though the booms don't quite match up.

resurrected wreck said...

I wish I had a view of the fireworks from my balcony, A. I catch the odd one, but mostly I just hear them.

Anonymous said...

Damn, i got crazy fucking soda bloat going on right now.

Amyranth said...

Yeah, he did.

resurrected wreck said...

Well, he doesn't any more!

toujours said...

*bows in amyranth's direction for being a great inspiration*

resurrected wreck, it's the nasty stuff that's going to make my insides glow tomorrow morning.

i have to drink one bottle tonight.

gots to be saturated.

Amyranth said...

RW, those are only the ones at the Globalfest. I have to travel downtown to see the Stampede ones, but if all goes well, then on Sunday I should be coming back with pictures of them from the top of the Ferris Wheel.

-A

resurrected wreck said...

Makes your insides glow??

0_0

If I had to drink a whole bottle of some kind of liquid before I went to bed I'd be up peeing all night.

resurrected wreck said...

Yeah, he did.

Maybe he's waving at S&V. She was waving at him like a mad thing earlier.

toujours said...

well, resurrected wreck, i don't go to bed until ridiculously late, so i don't think it will affect me like that.

*picks up the bottle*

*drinks a long swallow*

>.<

*involuntary shudder*

resurrected wreck said...

Is it really gross, TJ?

Anonymous said...

I do 9:06

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, BC! :)

*squeeze*

toujours said...

Is it really gross, TJ?

nah, it's not so horrible. i've had over a dozen ct scans since 2002, i'm used to it.

however, it's best to drink it up before it regains room temp. the warmer it is, the nastier it is.

*only a third left!

Carrie said...

Hi BC! Last time I had barium, it was orange flavored and it was the most disgusting thing I had ever put in my mouth.

resurrected wreck said...

And the blog went quiet, contemplating Carrie's comment ;)

Smoke said...

SS, you was about to smite me and Mustard, wasn't you? ^_~

I haven't gone to take a shower yet. >_<

Really not sure what I'm waiting on. My peanuts just won't do like they are supposed to. Damn it! I suck in the kitchen like really bad. I iz not a cook.

Never claimed to be and never will. I iz better at bitching and making myself look all fancy schmancy. That is all. ^_~

resurrected wreck said...

But those iz the important things anyway, S&V ^_^

I think SS might have been waving to you.

toujours said...

all gone!

*gah*


that last was so thick it was like drinking coconut mucus.

Smoke said...

*WAVES AGAIN FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME TO SS*

Just in case you missed the last 99 times. Ha. :)

Hi TJ! I've never had to drink that stuff. I can only imagine. Bleh.

toujours said...

*salutes the cd player*

thanks for your help, boys.


:)

Carrie said...

Hah RW! I totally didn't realize how that sounded when I typed it. And I was checking email, Entropy is having the day from HELL. She had to take her boyfriend to the hospital, and her car caught on fire, but I'm not sure of the order of those events. And then her friend told her business on the blog, but send her some good thoughts, kay?

Amyranth said...

Chug it Teej!

-A

Smoke said...

Wow, why did her car catch on fire? And is her boyfriend okay?

toujours said...

well, hope you never do have to, smoke.



*adopts a 70's cop show voice*

i'll take the heat for ya, pal.

Anonymous said...

Chalky enough for you, TJ?

resurrected wreck said...

Entropy is having the day from HELL. She had to take her boyfriend to the hospital, and her car caught on fire

Oh my god!! I'm guessing she and her boyfriend are all right though, yes?

toujours said...

oooh, poor entropy.


>.<

*sending happy fuzzy thoughts to her*

Carrie said...

Not sure on both counts, Smoke. :(

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, Redrum :)

Carrie said...

RW, she's okay, just freaking out. As I would be too.

toujours said...

redrum, it was oh so totally delish.

*gak gak gak*

Smoke said...

Sending happy thoughts to Entropy.

*hhhmmmmmm*

Hi Redrum! What you up to? :)

Anonymous said...

Hi Carrie, TJ, RW *squeeze*

Carrie said...

I gotst to go guys! I had fun hanging out. Everyone have a good night, or day!

toujours said...

hiya bc. :)

Smoke said...

Okay, going to get a shower for real now. Be back in a bit. ^_^

Smoke said...

Night, Carrie!

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good night, Carrie :)

toujours said...

good to see you carrie! :)

resurrected wreck said...

I'm gonna have my baff. Back later...

Anonymous said...

Hiya Amy, Smokie. Hello Redrum. Carrie, please send my thoughts to Entropy. I hope they're okay

toujours said...

see ya, smoke. :)


okay, random bit of info no one asked for:

today, i bought a sketchbook, and a little box of watercolors.

no brush, though. :/

Anonymous said...

Enjoy your bath RW, Smokie. Goodnight Carrie. I'm gonna go lurk for a bit. Back later

Anonymous said...

Ahoy thar.

It's nice to see the blog in a more placid state. Things were getting a bit silly back there.

Amyranth said...

Jesus, poor Entropy.

I hope she's going to be okay.

-A

toujours said...

redrum, your eye patch is crooked.

*reaches over and neatens it*



*sits back, squints a little*

yeah, that's better.

rakish, like.

sdock10 said...

Hi again ALL,

I got sucked into a Blogger black hole.

It was quite nice and dark.

Anonymous said...

Thanks. Damn thing is always shifting around.

But was it supermassive, Solly?

Amyranth said...

Hiya everyone who has arrived!

Goodnight to everyone who has left!

-A

sdock10 said...

Red,

As best I could tell, yes, supermassive.

Spit me right back out though.

WTF?

Anonymous said...

It IS better than the crud we were previously forced to drink. Modern medicine has made great advancements in the flavor department. Colonoscopy preps are now flavorless! Much better than a gallon of salt water.

Good luck tomorrow Toujours!
:)

Anonymous said...

Carrie
Please send my best wishes to Entropy.

toujours said...

thanks anon! :)

i'm going to wear my "fuck cancer" t-shirt.

*heh*

Anonymous said...

Too much awesome to handle all at once, probably...

Thanks for all the notes, by the way. You ladies make me smile.

Smoke said...

I'z back.

So what we talkin' about now? Blogger sucked you into a Supermassive Black Hole, SollY?

Ooooh, I gotta listen to Muse tomorrow.

toujours said...

good, redrum. that's the idea, i'm thinking.

Smoke said...

Awwww, Redrum! Can I squeeze you one time? Can I? Would you mind?

I don't squeeze just anybody. :)

sdock10 said...

Yeah, Smoke. It sure did.

Did your peanuts get done yet?

Anonymous said...

The perfect wardrobe choice Toujours. I'll wear mine tomorrow too and I'll be thinking of you.
:)
I'm leaving now. Good luck!

Smoke said...

Eff the peanuts. >_<

I am staying my ass far away from the damn kitchen from now on.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

You're a big mushball of mushiness. You don't fool anyone here.

I'm the hardass.

Smoke said...

Now that was funny, Sdock. Funny as hell. You are no hardass.

I'm a little bit mushier than I let on. I'll give you that. Not much though. ^_~

toujours said...

cool, thanks somebody! :)

have a good day yourself, yes?

sdock10 said...

Bwah! Fuck the nuts!

Smoke said...

O_O

Smoke said...

Me!

Anonymous said...

I love how SS changed his blog header after Mayo changed his up. I wonder why he didn't stop by. I sure do miss him.

Smoke said...

Hot damn. 2 for 2.

I'm bad. Uh-huh. You know it!

sdock10 said...

TJ,

I haven't said it tonight, but I want you to know that I thought about you a lot today and will continue straight on until tomorrow. Lots of love and hugs!

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