Monday, June 30, 2008

Guess I should have called a plumber.

I would like to share with you one of my favorites.

SHOCK
C.K. Williams


Furiously a crane
in the scrapyard out of whose grasp
a car it meant to pick up slipped,
lifts and lets fall, lifts and lets fall
the steel ton of its clenched pincers
onto the shuddering carcass
which spurts fragments of anguished glass
until it's sufficiently crushed
to be hauled up and flung onto
the heap from which one imagines
it'll move on to the shredding
or melting down that awaits it.

Also somewhere a crow
with less evident emotion
punches its beak through the dead
breast of a dove or albino
sparrow until it arrives at
a coil of gut it can extract,
then undo with a dexterous twist
an oily stretch just the right length
to be devoured, the only
suggestion of violation
the carrion jerked to one side
in involuntary dismay.

Splayed on the soiled pavement
the dove or sparrow; dismembered
in the tangled remnants of itself
the wreck, the crane slamming once more
for good measure into the all
but dematerialized hulk,
then luxuriously swaying
away, as, gorged, glutted, the crow
with savage care unfurls the full,
luminous glitter of its wings,
so we can preen, too, for so much
so well accomplished, so well seen.





p.s. it was a plunger but nevertheless.

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toujours said...

did you mean to end your comment with a comma? 'cuz that's going to drive me batty until the next page.

yeah baby, ...what?

toujours said...

thanks, faraway. you guys are all so great to be thinking of me.

Anonymous said...

Yeah!!

Smoke said...

Morning!

TJ,

I'll be thinking of you today! Sending you lots of hugs and lots of happy thoughts! :)

Morning Mayo,

Grrrrr. I don't wanna go to work. It'a just so, so, so stoopid. I should be rich. >_<

SS!!!!!!!!

:(

Sad faces until you come back. We miss you! Hope you're doing okay!


Alright, later peeps!

Have a good one!

Anonymous said...

i just read the punks SP blog. wow!

toujours said...

okay then. that's my morning. time to getready to head out to the doctor's.

i have some poetry to leave behind, however.

i've been drowning in poetry, drunk on it and starving on it, have books of it out from this town's library. the rhythm of words has been my blood this last month and i can't even remember what life was like before the words came and sat heavy on my torso like crows waiting their turn.

here's what i read this morning.


conrad aiken.

preludes
xxviii

The time has come, the clock says time has come,
Here in the mid-waste of my life I pause,
The hour is in my hand, and in my heart
Miscellany of shards and shreds. The clock
Ticks its iambics, and the heart its spondees,
Time has come, time has come and gone,
Winter has taken its toll, summer its harvest,
Spring has brought and taken away its illusion.

What is time, the clock says what is time,
Never the past, never the future, always now,
What is time, the seed says it is all
fertility turned deep by the foot of the plow.

The hour has added to the spirit's peace,
Seed has added to minute, and world to flower,
Tears has flowed to the heart till is rotted,
Hands have worn the hand till it is hard.
Why, I have seen the all , have seen the nothing,
Have heard the monosyllable of the tomb,
Have buried stars and resurrected them,
And watched the shadow moving across a wall.

What is time, the stitch says what is time,
Always the future, never the past, never the now;
Only the seam foresees the future, but even
The longest seam will feel the foot of the plow.

Stand, take off the garments time has lent you,
The watch, the coins, the handkerchief, the shoes,
Take out your heart and prop it on the mantel,
Your soul also, and wrap it in a thought;
Display your shards and shreds on the windowsill
Among geraniums and aspidistras,
The week before, and the week before the last,
Ridiculous chronicle, taste, touch, and smell.

What is time, the heart says what is time.
The heart is ticking on the mantelpiece.
The heart says all is past and nothing future.
The heart says heart will never cease.



see you all later. i have all your charms and wishes with me.

Anonymous said...

toujours, best wishes

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

How are you today? I hope you are full of love and happiness. I hope you are so full that you feel like you must give some away just to restore the balance in the world.

What? Yeah, I don't know who spiked my cereal with pixie dust this morning either. But for now, I have decided to roll with the manic flow of things.

Care to join?

Weird that I say roll with it, because it's really more like circling round and round your own head and swimming in your own creative juices.

What? Who said that?

Let's just smile and nod, say thank you and yes ma'am, hold the door open and help someone cross the street, sing to ourselves and dance for the audience today! Want to?

What? Exactly. (Yeah, I know that's old and tired, but oh well, oh well, oh well!) It still works.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. It never lasts.

ergoproxy said...

best wishes Tj thoughts are with you even as I sleep

hey kass fasc fim sdock smoke Pp and anyone else arriving in the next 8 or so hours

"nadyoen" this is actually what I first typed instead of "and anyone"

wtf?
It doesn't even have all the right letters!

oh boy I think that is a sign it's bedtime


Mayo hope you're well and it was nice to see things back to the comfortable place we've enjoyed.
Wishing you relaxation, fearlessness, calm and fortitude, and giving you gratitude.
much love EP xx

SS hoping all is well with you sending you serenity, clear-headedness and wisdom lotsa love EP xx


and to all the lovelies facing hardship you all have my best wishes and thinking of all of you, presesnt and absent

see you in my morning

♥xx♥

Anonymous said...

Like red on a rose
When your lips first smiled at me
I was captured instantly
To each his own

Like blue in the sky
The gaze of your willing eyes
Touched something deep inside
The truth be known


That I love you
like all little children love pennies
And I love you cause
I know that I can't do anything wrong
You're where I belong
Like red on a rose

And I love you like
all little children love pennies
And I love you like
good times of which I've known many
And I love you cause
I know you give me a heart of my own
You make my blood flow
Like red on a rose

toujours said...

i shouldn't have refreshed the page but i did and so poetry calls out to poetry and unwisely then i will share this one, fresh from my pen in fact, and then posted, must dress and dash and leave my soul behind me here.


i want i want
i am run through with wanting
it feeds on my marrow
weakens my bones
until i am hollow with it
dizzy with it
aching crashing fragmented with it.
and because it is all i have,
i hold the gnawing beast
tenderly, tightly.

Pickled Possum said...

TJ,

We're holding hands with you, and sending positive thoughts your way.

*hugs*

Goodluck, sweetie.

Pickled Possum said...

'Morning everyone!

Mayo...

Nice =)

And if you're going to be all handy with that plunger there's a problem with the bathroom on your second floor ;)



Fiona, thank you so much for what you did *hugs*

San, the blue looks good on you =)

*crosses Triston off the round up, and pen hovers tentatively over 1:37am for...?*

Anima, an amazingly interesting photograph. It is worth a thousand words, but for the moment I can only find nineteen =)

'Night all.

Anonymous said...

And,

Happy Canada Day to all our Canadian friends!

resurrected wreck said...

Re. Black Parade Is Dead masks:

I think:

1) Mikey
2) Frank
3) Ray
4) Bob
5) Gerard

1 2
3
4 5

resurrected wreck said...

The reason I think the one in the middle is Ray's is because it's very hispanicy. Like the Day of the Dead and stuff, you know?

That's also the reason why I thought the middle one is Ray's.

resurrected wreck said...

Bottom right looks very comic book art to me, which is why I think it's Gerard's.

Top right is tres Halloweeny, therefore Frank's.

I could kinda do switchies with the ones I think are Mikey's and Bob's, but I can see Bob being the least interested (in an artistic sense) in mask decoration and thefore his ends up with a few swipes of a paintbrush.

The top left one is kinda girlie. Just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

*runs through really quick*

Good luck, TJ!



What is today?! It's Tuesday! What's waiting for me at the record store in a shiny cellophane package?!

Can't wait!


Mayo, SS, and all of BlogBelieve:

Have a lovely day today. See you guys around!

Anonymous said...

Happy Maybe Birthday possibly MIA anon!

Hi PJ!

616, where's your sunshine at?

*zooms off*

Anonymous said...

You know what I just realized? I forgot that I left SS's snowglobe in the trunk of my car.

O_O

Dude! I hope all your sparkly stuff hasn't melted into a pile of goo!!!! Ya know, it's only like 200 degrees in there!

*runs out to get SS's snowglobe and then to hide from Mustard*

Anonymous said...

*holding out for TJ, still in a pink bubble*

Guys, just skimmed this mornign because I'm in a hurry but I wanted to share this with you. I'm sure to geek out more later.

Earth's cries heard from space.

I'm going to geek out over that on a science level, and also on a total gamer fanpoodle level. One of the songs from the FFVII soundtrack is "Can You Hear The Cry of The Planet."

O_O

toujours said...

just back from my appointment. time enough to go in and work today, but while i'm here at the house i thought i'd check in.

the doctor was fine, one of those who doesn't like to look at his patients directly (i think they're afraid of seeing us as individuals...), but other than that pleasant, brisk and seemingly fairly competent.

my ct scan is scheduled for tomorrow morning.

there is definitely going to be a biopsy, but it hasn't been scheduled yet. i asked about a needle biopsy, but he said what with the location, surgery would be just as easy, and much more likely to get a good cell sample. so, back under the knife for me, and one more scar for my collection.

as for the rest? like i told elena in a text on the way back -- i'm feeling like a teenager: belligerent and depressed.

stupid fucking lump.



i think there might be some coffee left...

Anonymous said...

Okay TJ! I'm glad you're back. I'm glad it's tomorrow for the scan; less waiting. I know today you're going to be feeling all prickly and icky. I'm so sorry you're going to be feeling that way but remember: we're all sending our good vibes through the ethers to you. They're going to hit you really hard. ^_^

No matter the outcome, I've got tons of stuff up my sleeve, okay? (No, not witchy stuff. Well that too, but.)

Whatchya doin' today?

Anonymous said...

Yes, yes, yes to everything Kapunua just said, TJ! You are in my thoughts and will continue to be. ^_^

K,

I read that article this morning. That's the coolest thing, right? The earth hums and cries. Creepy and cool at the same time.

toujours said...

just making myself a bagel since i didn't have much for breakfast.

the earth hums and cries, eh? i haven't read the article yet but it sounds like something i've already written about in one of my stories -- dammit! science is plagiarizing me!

*heh*

gotta get ready to go to work. i'm going to need all the money i can get. medical crap is expensive.

see you guys tonight. thanks again for all the healy-feelieness. :)

resurrected wreck said...

Good luck, TJ :)

A school chum went through something similar 6 years ago. It turned out to be nothing, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

Anonymous said...

Just popping in for a mo' (Hola all UKers!).

Best wishes, TJ. I hope everything turns out just fine. :)




You know what I just realized? I forgot that I left SS's snowglobe in the trunk of my car.

*chokes*

WHA?! You did what?! SS is going to be charbroiled because of you! His glittery world has been turned into the Sahara Desert plus 200% humidity.

SS is definitely going to smite your ass now. There's no way around it. You've done messed up! ;)


Later, Peeps! Later, Mayo and SS!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Morning all

Good luck Tj


Anyone here

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Hello rw how are you

Jennicula said...

Anima, nice job on the picture. It's really very interesting. I keep coming back to look at it. Each time I look, I find new details hidden within it.

Thank you for sharing it.

Good luck, TJ, with all your medical stuff. I can imagine it's a scary time for you right now. Just hang in there.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello Jen how are you and anima it really is a beautiful picture

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Jennicula :)

resurrected wreck said...

I'm good, MJ. Just contemplating heading out shortly. It's a lovely day outside.

Any plans for the day?

Anonymous said...

Hey guys!

Hey Bunniculaaaaaa! YOU WILL EAT! THE BIRDS! For dinner.

Guys, I found something really funny and pertinent to this blog. Those of you who hate when I get snarky, read this:

Sarcasm Seen as Evolutionary Survival Skill

Neurophysiologist Katherine Rankin at the University of California, San Francisco, has also recently discovered that sarcasm, which is both positively funny and negatively nasty, plays an important part in human social interaction....

According to Dr. Rankin, if you didn’t get the sarcastic tone of the previous sentences you must have some damage to your parahippocampal gyrus which is located in the right brain. People with dementia, or head injuries in that area, often lose the ability to pick up on sarcasm, and so they don’t respond in a socially appropriate ways.

Presumably, this is a pathology, which in turn suggests that sarcasm is part of human nature and probably an evolutionarily good thing.

How might something so, well, sarcastic as sarcasm, be part of the human social toolbox?*

Evolutionary biologists claim that sociality is what has made humans such a successful species. We are masters at what anthropologists and others call "social intelligence." We recognize and keep track of hundreds of relationships, and we easily distinguish between enemies and friends.

More important, we run our lives by social calculation. A favor is mentally recorded and paid back, sometimes many years later. Likewise, insults are marked down on the mental score card in indelible ink. And we are constantly bickering and making up, even with people we love.

Sarcasm, then, is a verbal hammer that connects people in both a negative and positive way. We know that sense of humor is important to relationships; if someone doesn't get your jokes, they aren't likely to be your friend (or at least that's my bottom line about friendship). Sarcasm is simply humor's dark side, and it would be just as disconcerting if a friend didn’t get your snide remarks....



There ya go!











*"Toolbox." Heehee. Did you see where she said "toolbox?"

Anonymous said...

Re: Anima's picture. Aside from the beautiful sky at the end of the tunnel, you know what my favorite part is? The door on the left.

Can I get into the symbolism of a door in the tunnel on the way to the light at the end of it? Yep I can! ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, K :)

That's interesting stuffs!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

no all my friends are at work right now and I don't feel like going anywhere right now.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

blogger is being a bitch right now

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello kapu. there is a snake on the floor in the picture or am i seeing things

Anonymous said...

By the door? It looks snake-ish but I don't think it is. But that's a totally cool detail.

Jennicula said...

Hiya K, how are you?

You know what I like about the picture? I like the different textures that black and white define. The clouds at the end of the tunnel are light and airy looking, while the tunnel appears cold and gritty. I just dig it.

Anonymous said...

Guys, I had an amazing invitation in my mail today. Check this out:

SUNDAY JULY 6TH 2008

“DANCE ALOHA INVITES YOU TO LEARN
FROM A LEGEND…. AUNTI KAUI BRANDT”

AUNTIE KAUI, ALUMNI OF KAMEHAMEHA SCHOOL IN HAWAII HAS BEEN DANCING ALL HER LIFE. IN 2007 SHE WAS AWARDED THE HO’OKAHIKO AWARD WHICH RECOGNIZES INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE MADE SIGNIFICANT CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE CULTURE AND TRADITIONS OF HAWAII. CURRENTLY AUNTIE KAUI IS A CULTURAL AMBASSADOR AT DISNEY WORLD POLYNESIAN RESORT IN ORLANDO FLORIDA WHERE SHE HAS BEEN TEACHING THE ART OF HULA FOR OVER 30 YEARS.

DANCING WILL BEGIN AT 2:00 PM



I've known Auntie for about eight years now and I always dance with her when I go to Florida (she shoves me on stage during her shows even, which is very nerve-wracking!) and she is my angel. Not in that, "Oh she's so sweet it's like she's from heaven" kind of way, because she's a totally brutal teacher and she smacks you really hard if you get it wrong. But I mean when she's around, good things always seem to happen.

She's never been to the Island before and I'm so psyched! I know it probably doesn't make a lot of sense to anyone else, but it's such a huge deal that she's coming up here and I was invited. :D

Anonymous said...

Jenn, please tell me you got the "eat the birds for dinner" thing, otherwise it's really random. ;)

Anonymous said...

Hey, everybody!


I'm a sucker for black and white pictures, paintings, and prints. Guess it's my personality, because I sometimes refuse to believe there is any gray matter other than what's residing in my brain.

:)

Talk to you guys later! Can't wait to read the articles you've posted, Jules!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

every needs that kind of angel in their life.


hello and good bye mib

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mustard! :)

Bye, Mustard! :)

resurrected wreck said...

That's awesome, K!

Anonymous said...

Isn't it, RW? I'm so psyched! It's so rad!

Splash, black and white photography appeals to me, too. I like color, but in B&W there's a texture and depth that only works in that medium.

TJ one more thing. If you're really stressing about having a scar, cross that stress right off your already-crowded list. Scars are fully hot, okay? They show where you've been. It's like the mockingbird's song: the more you have, the more you've survived.

Jennicula said...

Well K, it whooshed over my head. But my sense of humor is low today, too stressed at work. But some thoughts ran in there for a brief moment.

1. William Shattner-esque (which makes me laugh all the time)
2. I like birds. And I eat them. (sorry)
3. Bunnicula only eats veggies.
4. the damn peeper birds are looking pretty tasty in my back yard.

But after that, I'm lost. :)

Fimble Star said...

My thoughts on the picture.

I see the journey of life, and hard, tough situations.

In the picture, it starts of with light at the begining. To the left is the door which shows that there is an easy way out of this path which you are going to procceed down. You can take the easy option out and go through the door, uncertain of what is through there but thinking it is better than the path that lays ahead of you, or you can continue down the path which is meant to be there.

The dark, shaded area is often hard times that you may go through, something that will work on yourself, something that will test yourself as a person and which will eventially show you what you can overcome and gain your strength from.

At the end of the path are the clouds, to me clouds symbolize free spirit, calmness and relaxation within your mind, so the last part of the picture shows me that you have gone down the path and overcome the hard situation in which you faced.

In conclusion, i just love this picture and it makes me think :)

Thank you, Anima
See you all soon, have a lovely rest of your day.

Anonymous said...

Oh Fim, I LOVE your interpretation of the door on the left. Fully meffing brill.



Seriously dude, I would not have put it as eloquently as you did.

Jenn: Hilarious Zelda video game chop-up: I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER!

It sure is EVIL around here!

Anonymous said...

"I'll grab my stuff!"

"There is to time! Your face is enough!"

Anonymous said...

Fim,

You amaze me sometimes.

I square you. ^_~

PEOPLE, I AM HUNGRY!!! >_<

Fimble Star said...

you are crazy jules :)
Thank you for liking it, just my opinion though. I will email my timings for my plane, i am stopping off in new york on route home so i will email you about it.

Fimble Star said...

princess,
i obtuse you.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello fs

Fimble Star said...

hello martha, how are you today apart from plotting against blogger lol. is it still being a pain for you?

Anonymous said...

Guys, this is hilarious and so fricking righteous. Check out this video about what happens when you're mean to old ladies trying to cross the road. It's only a few seconds long and so worth it.

Anonymous said...

Fimble Star said...
princess,
i obtuse you.


O_o

You're gonna make me look up different shapes, aren't you? Past squares, triangles and circles, my mind just went blank.

Later peeps! I gotta get something to eat like nowwwww!!!!

Fimble Star said...

OMG, jules that is funny hahaha i wasnt expecting that lol.

and the old woman just walks off like nothing has happened, bless her lol.

i am off till tomorrow so have fun and see you all soon
bye
*waves*

Anonymous said...

Can one of you crescent me? It's better than annulus. O_O Nobody wants to be annulussed.



OR DO THEY?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello and good bye s&v . fs yes blogger is being a pain. i think i need to bitch slap it

Anonymous said...

666!

Anonymous said...

DAMN YOU, MJ! You stole the mark of the beast. ;D

Anonymous said...

"Bankoff circle" sounds really rude, too.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I am off to do some cleaning around the house later maybe blogger will be nice hen i get back

Martha Smith-Jones said...

i did. Well I guess blogger being an ass has its high points.

later

Anonymous said...

'I'll bet they can't stand each other.'

There was a fan who reported after the MSG gig that she overheard Frank saying that he 'couldn't take any more of Gerard's shit'. I dismissed it at the time but Frank IS an outspoken, honest guy and now I'm not so sure. Then there were the countless reports that Frank was the only member who ever came out to meet the fans on the last low-key tour and there was the fan who spotted them at the airport in NZ and said that Frank kept his distance from the others. If they do make a new album I don't think he'll still be in the band, in which case what's the point - Gerard may be the spine of MCR and Ray, Bob and Mikey the limbs, but what's a body without a heart and soul?

July 1, 2008 1:14 AM



Anonymous said...

I can understand Gerard leaving out Brian, Matt, Bob, Frank, Ray, the fans and his grandparents, but leaving Mikey out was unforgivable. It's hard to believe that he wouldn't have been hurt by that. As much as I dislike LynZ I would love to see her walk and take half so he has to crawl back to all the people he's fucked over in the last year and maybe understand the pain he's causing.

July 1, 2008 2:42 AM

Anonymous said...

breaking meffing news!!
this is who designed the masks!!

shit you are gonna freak at bob's!!!! and ray's!!

wow and fuckin wee!

i am a bubbling with excitement. i want frank's or gerard's so badly!!

farawaysoclose said...

ok i have now signed in!

i am so pleased to know who did which mask. its been bugging me from the time when we first saw them!

and bob!!! we are so sorry bob for doubting your abilities!!!

farawaysoclose said...

hmmmm my clickable link sounds rude??!!

Anonymous said...

YAY! I GOT FRANKLES! I GOT FRANKLES!

WHOOHOOOOO!!!!

And I am so impressed by Mr. Bryar. :)

farawaysoclose said...

hey princess!
did solly get bob's??

Anonymous said...

Yep, she did! She's happy because that is the one she wanted. :)

YAY! I GOT FRANKLES! I IZ SO HAPPY!

farawaysoclose said...

i am happy for you princess!
and jelluzzzzz!

overseas deliveries are delayed as you know!

Anonymous said...

You're gonna love it, FASC! EEEEEKKKK!!!

I can't wait for you watch the dvd!!!!!

farawaysoclose said...

gotta go sort some things.

just so excited had to post re the masks.

back later!

farawaysoclose said...

god princess i cannot wait either!!

was reading you and solly watching it when i got up this morning!!

solly doing gerard's accent was so funny!

bit gutted there is no backstage stuff or the filming of IDLY video but such is life!!

right seeya later!

Anonymous said...

Toodles! Have a good one, FASC!

Martha Smith-Jones said...

hello again

anima said...

Hiya Blogbelieve!

Just popping in to say hello.

Hope all of you are having a wonderful Tuesday!

I gotta get back to the grind. Wish I could stay. :(

♥ to all of you.

P.S. Fimblelina, I love what you wrote! I just want to hug you to pieces!!!

anima said...

Real quick, Jules I loved that video! Gave me a good laugh for the day. Thank you!

I guess I will have to wait until later to find out which mask I have!

Okay, bye!

Anonymous said...

*rises to greet Possum with adoring rays of marigold and maize*


House Of The Rising


*has been in pain*

*blows warm golden kisses*

farawaysoclose said...

wendy??? is that you??

take care and hope you are feeling Ok?


also meant to say TJ thanks for keeping us up to date. atleast the scan is tomorrow. is the mini op/biopsy tomorrow also??

if you see this then good luck again!

Anonymous said...

Hello, everybody! I hope Tuesday is treating you splendiforously! Back later, but before I go:




My #1 Sweaty Betty Lobster Botch,

Your interpretation rocks really fucking hard. I love it. Thanks for sharing with us. :)

Anonymous said...

Let me tell yall what its like
Being male, middle class and white
Its a bitch, if you dont believe
Listen up to my new cd
Sham on

I got shit running through my brain
So intense that I cant explain
All alone in my white boy pain
Shake your booty while the band complains

Im rocking the suburbs
Just like michael jackson did
Im rocking the suburbs
Except that he was talented
Im rocking the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
Fixes all my shitty tracks

Im pissed off but Im too polite
When people break in the mcdonalds line
Mom and dad you made me so uptight
Im gonna cuss on the mic tonight
I dont know how much I can take
Girl give me something I can break

Im rocking the suburbs
Just like quiet riot did
Im rocking the suburbs
Except that they were talented
Im rocking the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
Fixes all my shitty tracks

In a haze these days
I pull up to the stoplight
I can feel that somethings not right
I can feel that someones blasting me
With hate and bass
Sending dirty vibes my way
Cause my great great great great grandad
Made someones great great great great grandaddy slaves
It wasnt my idea
It wasnt my idea
It never was my idea
I just drove to the store
For some preparation h

Yall dont know what its like
Being male, middle class and white
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
Fuck

Just like jon bon jovi did
Im rocking the suburbs
Except that he was talented
Im rocking the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
Fixes all my shitty tracks these days
Im rocking the suburbs
Youd better look out because Im gonna say fuck

farawaysoclose said...

hi mustard!!

what mask did you get??

right guys i can't stay sadly. have a fun evening everyone!!

mayo.......its so bloody lovely here at the moment! lets hope it stays like that for a while at least!!

SS would be pretty special to read you around soon?!

love to you all!

sdock10 said...

*spooky*

Helloooo?

SOLLY'S HOME!

*waves to Mayo*

sdock10 said...

Wow, Mayo.

I almost don't know what to do with myself in here. I could run around screaming and singing and dancing and there's no one to tell me to stop. I could make myself a sammich. I could use all the notebook paper to make paper airplanes. And then I could drop em from the top of the stairs to see which one wins. I could watch whatever I wanted on tv. Yay! Biography channel! The one on right now is of that dude from The Fly....what's his fucking name? Awh, fuck. Damnit, I hate when that happens. I'm going to have to Google this. I can see it now.

Not right now though, later.

Now, I am going to hop back outside. I'm taking the latest TV Guide with me, because I want to do the crossword puzzle. Not because I want to read The Grapevine or anything like that. And definitely not because Ryan Seacrest is on the cover.

Toodles for now!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Solly! :D

I has been home decoratin'!

Anonymous said...

*STREAKS THROUGH THE FAMILY ROOM IN MAH BODYSUIT*


Hello, you two! Whaddup?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mustard! :D

You iz streakin! 0_0

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

It's funny. On my drive home today, I was thinking. I was thinking to myself, I says "self, that's what I call myself because it would be just too weird to call me by my own name, I says today would be a good day just to run around naked in the house."

And look at you!

Anonymous said...

I know!

I iz streakin', but I'm in mah bodysuit, so all iz good.


What is it that you're decorating besides your home? You paintin'?

resurrected wreck said...

I was thinking to myself, I says "self, that's what I call myself because it would be just too weird to call me by my own name, I says today would be a good day just to run around naked in the house."

I think that everyday!

Anonymous said...

"...I says today would be a good day just to run around naked in the house."

Ah, but I'm in mah bodysuit, so technically, I'm not doing like your self said it would be a good day to do.

Did you follow that mangled-beyond-recognition sentence?

Anonymous said...

That is not a damn bodysuit, I don't care what you say.

Anonymous said...

SMOOOOOOOKE!:

Your ass will be smited by SS.

Just letting you know so you won't be surprised when your ass gets itself smited.

*scoffs*

SS's snowglobe left in a trunk.

resurrected wreck said...

No paintin', Mustard. That was something I was going to get around to doing (because, like, the baby poo brown walls in my hallway/dining room are just not doing it for me). But I'm looking for a new apartment so I don't think I'll bother. I just wanted, while I'm still here, for it to look more like a home and less like a dorm room.

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

Did you buy the DVD?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, S&V! :)

I gotchoo some bamboo blinds and silky cushion covers!

sdock10 said...

Do you think Mayo would mind if we painted a big ass mural on the wall?

Anonymous said...

Ha! I dare him. No, I double-dog dare him to try it.

I am callin' you out ol'SS.

Smite the princess and see what happens.

Muwahahaha! (evilest laugh ever - more so than normal)

resurrected wreck said...

Can we have naked angels and other artsy stuffs in the murals?

Anonymous said...

Nope, not yet, Sdock. :( But, it will be mine very soon! I'm very excited about watching it.

sdock10 said...

I think the mural should be of kittens fighting in viking helmets and stuff.

What say you guys?

Anonymous said...

RW! I ♥ you! I haven't gotten a present in a day or two and I was getting impatient. I ♥ your presents! :)

Let's paint me on the wall! A big mural of me! In a field of daisies cuz I know Fim likes to skip through fields of daisies.

Puuurrrfeeccctt. Right, Mayo?

sdock10 said...

We each get our own wall to decorate. I want kittens and war.

How cool would that be?

Anonymous said...

Oooo, a mural! That'd be cool! I want to paint the sun. I don't even know what we're painting, but I'm painting a sun.

resurrected wreck said...

I'm totally up for kittens.

resurrected wreck said...

S&V: ♥

ergoproxy said...

good morning all

*rubs eyes*

was that mustard?

hi sdock RW

TJ I am so glad they are investigating and it is scheduled so quickly, it saves waiting more and it means they will know for certain, rather than say it looks ok and leave you wondering.
There is every chance it is benign or easily dealt with but regardless you are always surrounded by my postitive thoughts and prayers.



and cool about the masks, wonder which one I'll get

Anonymous said...

We could repaint the ceiling to model the Sistine Chapel, yhus?

sdock10 said...

RW,

Can they be fighting kittens? With swords and shit? And helmets and armor and shit? Blood and guts, but oh so furry and cute.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, EP! :)

Anonymous said...

Hey, Ergo!

Anonymous said...

Kittens in viking helmets? O_o

Me! I want me! Me, me, me!

With my tiara sparkling!

And, ummmm, in a Leathermouth t-shirt.

Yes! How cool! Awesome, right?

Yes, you all agree. I know. ^_^

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

That's boring. I'm no copyCAT!

Bwah, get it? Did ya get it?



Ergo,

I got Bob's! It's so pretty! I ♥ Bob and his artistic talents!

resurrected wreck said...

Fighting kittens? Of course, Solly! We can even ask my neighbour's cat, Mr Red, to model. He's a battlin' cat. In fact, he battled me today, totally out of the blue! He bit the hand that feeds him treats, the silly little meffer!

ergoproxy said...

a big ASS mural!!!!

O_O

just one big ass or a whole lot of smaller asses?

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

The kittens in viking helmets could be defending you, right?

You are the princess!

Nice!

sdock10 said...

Okay, then it's settled. We are painting a mural of warring, fighting kittens with little swords and helmets and armor and stuff. There will be blood and guts and they will be defending the Princess. Then above, will be angel kitties, to take all the dead warrior kitties to heaven, and below will be demon kitties to take all the evil ones straight downstairs.

How's that?

ergoproxy said...

hi smoke


Can we have a kitty Joan of Arc?

Smoke said...

I told Solly today that I wish they would come out with little tiny masks for the MCR dolls. How cute would that be? ADORABLE is what it would be.

Of course they would be defending me! An army of kitties! How sweet! They can protect me from the smiting abilities of SS. Ha! Niiice.

Anonymous said...

Do you think Mayo would mind if we painted a big ass mural on the wall?


O_o

Do we have a model?

Sorry I haven't been around today. Jo-chan is here (Jo-chan says hi BlogBelieve!) and we went shopping for her 16th b'day. Of course they didn't have the game she wanted. >_<

Welp, gotta run! Have fun with the ass mural! ;D

resurrected wreck said...

We have to fit asses in there somewhere, otherwise it's perfect, Solly!

Smoke said...

HI JO-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

*waves*

resurrected wreck said...

I told Solly today that I wish they would come out with little tiny masks for the MCR dolls. How cute would that be? ADORABLE is what it would be.

That would be too cute!

sdock10 said...

Ergo,

You nailed it! A kitty Joan of Arc is....PURRRRRRRRRRRFECT!

Bwah, I kill me!

You guys figure out how to get asses into all this and I'll be back in a bit.

I gots to go feed my doggies!

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, Jo-chan :)

Jappy Birthday!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi & bye, K! :D

sdock10 said...

*waves to Jo-Chan*

Hi!

Byeeeee!

ergoproxy said...

perhaps there can be some little furry kitty asses , like Braveheart

resurrected wreck said...

O_o

ergoproxy said...

damn blogger keeps eating my comments!

Hi K and Jo-chan , happy birthday

and bye

Smoke said...

A Braveheart kitty warrior! Yes! And an Achilles one that looks like Brad Pitt! Niiiice!



You don't think Mayo would get back at me for drawing devil horns on his picture the other day, do you? He wouldn't like try to black out my teeth or draw me a beard or anything, do you?

WOULD YOU MAYO?

>_<

ergoproxy said...

Willkitty Wallace - "you may take our lives, but you'll never take our small bowls of MILK!!!!!"

Anonymous said...

click me

resurrected wreck said...

Oh my god, 6:10pm, that's hilarious!

ergoproxy said...

oooh and a Gerard Butler one as King Leonidas

"This Is KITTTTEH!!!!!!!!"

sally said...

hey everyone!

looks like i was right about most of the masks.

just got franks and bobs the other way around.

but was right about gee and mikeys. and gee's reminds me of a zombie.

Anonymous said...

Smoke,

There's not a kitteh army big enough to protoct you from SS's Almighty Smiting Abilities, 'specially after that stunt you pulled today. Shameful.



Hi and Bye, Jules and Jo-Chan! Happy Birthday to you!

Smoke said...

Anon! That was soooo hilarious! :)
Now we got for real Viking kitties!

Hello San!

Anonymous said...

Hey, San! Hey, Anon!


*is rhyme-y and very proud*

ergoproxy said...

hello san yeah you have good guessing ability!


anon that is s cute!

Smoke said...

Mustard,

You're right. I will totally get SS a brand new, bigger and better snowglobe.

With ten times the glittery stuff.

Think he'll forgive me?

*snickers*

I'm not laughing, SS! I PROMISE!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, San :) I don't think we've met yet.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, bigger and better.

Like, a huge snowglobe, enough to fit a litter box in one for that viking kitteh to hold him back from smiting your damn ass!

Bwuahahaha! I killed myself twice in one shot.

On the other hand, that might not work, 'cause when you shake it like a polaroid picture, kitteh litteh will go everywhere. Then we'll be in the shit, and SS will smite us both.

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to watch the funny video, and it's being difficult. I'ma try once more.

ergoproxy said...

mustard

lol
a magnificent comment
*applauds*

resurrected wreck said...

Mustard's comment left me speechless, which is unusual for me!

Smoke said...

Bwahahaha! I'm afraid he would laugh too hard at both of us. I could be wrong though. O_O

SS,

You will have to do no smiting. 'Kay?

We will be good. I promise!!!!!!!!!

We all know I keep my promises.

sally said...

i'm new resurrected wreck

nice to meet you :)

resurrected wreck said...

San: :)

resurrected wreck said...

Nice to meet you too!

Anonymous said...

Let's hope it's flavored kitty litter, eh?

Cross your fingers that it's flavored, SS.

Anonymous said...

Then we'll be in the shit, and SS will smite us both.


Oh my God, I just got myself.

We would litterally be in the shit.

I never cease to amaze myself, really.

sdock10 said...

I'm back.

Hi San, Hi Anon!


*Solly wishes she could watch the viking kitties video*

Smoke said...

Let's hope it's flavored kitty litter, eh?

Like what flavor? What flavors does kitty litter come in? O_O

Hmmmm..........

Interesting.

And yes, Mustard, we would literally be in the shit. Snap.

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

You're a genius. Totally. All this whilst running around naked.

Anonymous said...

Best put more spunk into that "Snap," because that was way too funny and you know it.


Chocolate flavored. Like, tootsie roll flavored.

resurrected wreck said...

Nudity makes you smarter, Solly. Didn't you know that?

Anonymous said...

I'm not nood.

It's a bodysuit. Covers mah body.

Smoke said...

So we're talking about kitty litter, being 'in the shit', and tootsie rolls?

See where I'm going with this?

Awwwww, snappppp!

You for real want it to look like the real deal kitty litter, right?

SS, I think you'll be smiting Mustard for that one.

sally said...

gotta head out

catch you all later! have fun :D

resurrected wreck said...

One of my co-workers has a recipe for a cat box-shaped birthday cakes. Tootsie rolls are a required ingredient.

resurrected wreck said...

Bye, San :) Have a good evening!

Anonymous said...

Nuh uh. He won't smite me because I:

1. Didn't cause his snowglobe to have an earthquake

2. Didn't leave SS and his snowglobe in the trunk of a car for numerous days.

3. Am not the Princess. Buwhahaha!

ergoproxy said...

mustard it is even funnier that you didn't realise you said that!

your bodysuit must have superhero word powerz

Anonymous said...

Bye, San! See you around!

Smoke said...

*sticks tongue out at Mustard*

Bye San! :)

Anonymous said...

mustard it is even funnier that you didn't realise you said that!

your bodysuit must have superhero word powerz



See?! Ergo got the hilarity in that statement! *high fives Ergo*



Ergo,

The bodysuit must have special powerz. It really must. ;)

Smoke said...

You guys can believe her all you want but Mustard does not even own a bodysuit.

NOPE.

ergoproxy said...

bye san nice to see you again


RW why would someone want a birthday cake that shape?

resurrected wreck said...

You guys can believe her all you want but Mustard does not even own a bodysuit.

So, you mean what I thought were seamlines were actually...?

Never mind.

Smoke said...

Yeah, I'd be like, "Nuh-uh! I ain't eating that shit!"

Buwahahah.

I never liked tootsie rolls. Or tootsie pops. Bleh.

resurrected wreck said...

Couldn't tell you, EP, but I hear it's popular. Must be a kid thing.

Anonymous said...

*starts singing*

Don't you wish you had a bodysuit like me?

Don'tcha?

*breathy shit*

Don'tcha?

Smoke said...

O_O

Smoke said...

Hello?

Did SS smite Mustard?

*snickers*

Anonymous said...

Nope, still here!

I thought you got smited.

*snickers even harder*

Smoke said...

SS will never smite me. He's afraid I'll yell at him and make him deaf in the other ear. ^_~

Anonymous said...

Oh man, I can't come back with anything now!

Smoke said...

Plus, my squeaky squeals will shatter his new snowglobe so that would not be good at all.


*misses SS like whooooah*

Anonymous said...

*waves super duper hard at SS*

Smoke said...

Think he can see us? :)

*waves even harder at SS*

*squeals really loudly and Mayo's windows crack*

*a few glasses shatter*

Sorry, Mayo. :(

Anonymous said...

*puts SS's snowglobe in the basement underneath blankets*

sdock10 said...

What the hell are you 2 silly gals doing?

Smoke said...

Hahaha!

You are like the snowglobe's PROTOCTOR.

:)

Smoke said...

We're waving at SS. Just because we can. Want to?

*waves again to SS*

Anonymous said...

Oooo, can I have a badge that says that? That would be magnificent.


Hey, Sdock! We're waving at SS and protecting snowglobes and shattering windows. Well, Smoke is, I'm not.

sdock10 said...

Um, it makes you look special when you jump up and down and wave like that especially since Mustard is all naked and stuff.

Anonymous said...

Um, it makes you look special when you jump up and down and wave like that especially since Mustard is all naked and stuff.


*dies from laughter*

Oh man! I swear to you it was a laugh like the Smaw Poese laugh! One that won't stop!

Smoke said...

*hands Mustard a PROTOCTOR OF THE SNOWGLOBE badge*

Of course! Now, I know it's just a piece of construction paper and written in crayon but it's the best I could do on such short notice. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Yay! My very own customized badge!

Smoke said...

Well, Solly, actually I was trying not to look at her but now you've just drawn attention to it.

Buwahahahaha!

Smoke said...

ME!

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Smoke said...

*waves again to SS cuz we're on another page*

^__^

Anonymous said...

No need for alarmanation. 'Tis merely a bodysuit.

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