Monday, June 30, 2008

Guess I should have called a plumber.

I would like to share with you one of my favorites.

SHOCK
C.K. Williams


Furiously a crane
in the scrapyard out of whose grasp
a car it meant to pick up slipped,
lifts and lets fall, lifts and lets fall
the steel ton of its clenched pincers
onto the shuddering carcass
which spurts fragments of anguished glass
until it's sufficiently crushed
to be hauled up and flung onto
the heap from which one imagines
it'll move on to the shredding
or melting down that awaits it.

Also somewhere a crow
with less evident emotion
punches its beak through the dead
breast of a dove or albino
sparrow until it arrives at
a coil of gut it can extract,
then undo with a dexterous twist
an oily stretch just the right length
to be devoured, the only
suggestion of violation
the carrion jerked to one side
in involuntary dismay.

Splayed on the soiled pavement
the dove or sparrow; dismembered
in the tangled remnants of itself
the wreck, the crane slamming once more
for good measure into the all
but dematerialized hulk,
then luxuriously swaying
away, as, gorged, glutted, the crow
with savage care unfurls the full,
luminous glitter of its wings,
so we can preen, too, for so much
so well accomplished, so well seen.





p.s. it was a plunger but nevertheless.

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Anonymous said...

We were walking
Just the other day
It was so hot outside
You could fry an egg
Remember you were talking
I watched as sweat ran down your face
Reached up and caught it at your chin
Licked my fingertip
Wasting time
Let the hours roll by
Doing nothing for the fun
Little taste of the good life
Whether right or wrong
Makes us want to stay, stay, stay
For awhile
Later on the sun began to fade
Then the clouds rolled over our heads
And it began to rain
Oh we were dancing mouths open
Splashing tongue taste
For a moment this good time would never end
You and me
You and me
Just wasting time
I was kissing you
You were kissing me love
From good day into a moonlight
Now a night so fine
Makes us wanna stay, stay, stay, stay for awhile
Wasting time
I shall miss these things
When it all rolls by
What a day
Wanna stay, stay, stay, stay for awhile
Hey love
Oh just groping you
Rolling in the mud
Stay a while
Come on love
Wanna stay, stay, stay, stay for awhile

Anonymous said...

Eagles and Hawks are much stronger and more beautiful. Crows do have a place in the circle of life.

Anonymous said...

Where are you going?
With your long face
Pulling down
Don't hide away
Like an ocean
That you can't see but you can smell
And the sound of the waves crash down

I am no Superman
I have no reasons for you
I am no hero
Oh, that's for sure
But I do know one thing
Is where you are is where I belong
I do know where you go
Is where I want to be

Where are you going?
Where do you go?

Are you looking for answers
To questions under the stars?
Well, if along the way
You are grown weary
You can rest with me until
A brighter day and you're okay

I am no Superman
I have no answers for you
I am no hero
Oh, that's for sure
But I do know one thing
Is where you are is where I belong
I do know where you go
Is where I want to be

Where are you going?
Where do you go?

Where do you go?
Where are you going?

Where do you go?

I am no Superman
I have no answers for you
I am no hero
Oh, that's for sure
But I do know one thing
Is here you are is where I belong
I do know where you go
Is where I want to be

Where are you going?
Where do you go?
Tell me, where are you going?
Where?
Well, let's go



Mayo for you. for its whimsy, for its pure lyrical genius.
Something to think about if nothing else
dont you love Dave. if not you should give him a try
one of the best damn writers and musicians out there

Anonymous said...

Eagles and Hawks are much stronger and more beautiful. Crows do have a place in the circle of life.

yep they are teej. hawks are my favorite

Anonymous said...

Raindrops, Fall From, Everywhere
I Reach Out, For You, But Your Not There
So I Stood, Waiting, In The Dark
With Your Picture, In My Hands
Story Of a Broken Heart


Stay With Me
Don't Let Me Go
Cause I Can't Be Without You
Just Stay With Me
And Hold Me Close
Because I've Built My World Around You
And I Don't Wanna Know What's It Like Without You
So Stay with Me
Just Stay With Me

I'm Trying And Hoping, For The Day
When my touch is enough
To Take The Pain Away
Cause I've Searched For So Long
The Answer Is Clear
We'll be OK if We Don't Let It Disappear


Stay With Me
Don't let Me go
Cause I Can't Be Without You
Just Stay With Me
And Hold Me Close
Because I've Built My World Around You
And I Don't Wanna Know What's it Like Without You
So Stay with Me
Just Stay With Me


I've searched my heart over
So many many times
No you and I, is like no stars to light the sky at night
Our Picture Hangs Out Of Tune
Remind Me Of The Days
You Promised Me We'd Always
And Never Go Away
That's Why I Need You To Stay


Stay With Me
Don't let Me go
Cause I Can't Be Without You
Just Stay With Me
And Hold Me Close
Because I've Built My World Around You
And I Don't Wanna Know What's It Like Without You
So Stay with Me
Just Stay With Me


oooo.. oh oh
don't leave
so I stay waiting in the dark...

Anonymous said...

Goodnight, good morning. over and out

Anonymous said...

don't leave
so I stay waiting in the dark...


nice one

Martha Smith-Jones said...

song anon if you are still here who sings the songs you posted

Anonymous said...

which song marthajones. there are 2 song anons us here.

Anonymous said...

Hey little dreamer's eyes open and staring up at me
Oh little lonely eyes open and radiant

Wait until I come and I will steal you
Wait until I come I'll take your soul
Wait until I come and I will steal you
Wait until I come and I won't go

Darlin' dreamin in the night
Shadows on the windows
Lead oh and everyone go
Well leave me on the night
I will give you lightning
I will not relinquish light

Oh little dreamer eyes open and raving here

Wait until I come and see you little girl
When we come I'll leave with you too
When we come I'll let you come low

Hey we'll leave it all behind
Oh and then the nightmares
I'll fill them in good time
Oh they will seat your mind
When the light hits
And you maybe'll ask me

Why do you run around here
Why do you come inside of me
Why does it rip me out in dream
Why then why then watch this little fuck

Going away

Why this lonely
Why this lonely
Why this lonely love

Why this lonely
Why this lonely
Why this lonely love

Halloween
Carry on
Bury all
Bury all
Bury all
Bury all
Bury all

And in this dream
Tell us are you satisfied with fucking

Don't walk away
Don't walk away
Don't walk away
I'm talking to you

Love is hell
Love is hell
Love is hell
Love this I'll tame you

Love
Love
Love
Love this not me here

Love
Love
Love
Love him up to you

Anonymous said...

yes mj?

Martha Smith-Jones said...

How about the ones on this page. There was more than one that seemed interesting

Anonymous said...

Well leave me on the night
I will give you lightning
I will not relinquish light


Great lines.He is a genuine wordman

Anonymous said...

which one.i only posted DMB lyrics

Anonymous said...

goodnight to the wise Martha.

Martha Smith-Jones said...

I thought that was the Dave you were talking about.

I think I may know two songs by DMB.


Didn't someone in the band get hurt recently?

can you tell me which post are the Dmb.


who sings the stay song

Anonymous said...

stay is by danity kane

4:24 before you live
& one last breath is by m o'keefe

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Thank you and goodnight anon. I wish I was actually wise. I might have a better job than.

ergoproxy said...

hello I'm back did y'all miss me?


Mayo
Had a lovely 2 nights and days camping.
Though fri night was FRIGGING FREEZING!!!! But I had lots of blankets :)

So I have been walking about the bush, paddling a punt up a creek and generally doing very little else, nice company, lovely sunny days

and I was reading back a little and saw TJ talk about the crescent moon, last night I was sitting by the camp-fire looking at the sliver of the crescent moon too.IT was so slim and so beautiful, nearby was I think Saturn,( but it may have been Jupiter)so bright and backed by the thousands of stars of the milky way. that's something I really love about camping, Makes you really appreciate the beauty and majesty of nature
Kinda funny to think that though we can be so far apart we still have moments that connect in some way

Hope you connect that way sometimes too, Can you see the moon Mayo? It's wider tonight, but still a graceful curve. If you look, know I am looking at the same one.
Wishing you calm, peace, family and friends

much love EP xx

SS hope you're well and sending you beauty, grace and finesse lotsa love EP xx

Anonymous said...

goodnight marthajones & anons.

ergoproxy said...

oh Hi anon and MJ I thought you'd all gone.

Hows things?

Anonymous said...

Dave Matthews Band sings Stay

havent heard anyone getting hurt
goodnight

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Thank you

Martha Smith-Jones said...

07/01/2008

LeRoi’s condition has been upgraded from serious to fair. We would like to thank everyone for the generous outpouring of well wishes and support that LeRoi has received. To send an email/ecard directly to LeRoi at the UVA hospital, please click here. Mail may also be sent to LeRoi at the following address: Post Office Box 1467, Charlottesville, VA 22902 or to fanmail@davematthewsband.com.
An Important Announcement From DMB

06/30/2008

LeRoi Moore was injured today in an ATV accident on his farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia. LeRoi was immediately transported to the University of Virginia Health System for treatment where he remains in serious condition.

Anonymous said...

correction
4:26 stay with me is by danity kane

Anonymous said...

yep, missed the ergo. Good day to you. Good night to all and to me....

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Goodninght 5am

Martha Smith-Jones said...

danity kane the only thing I know about this band is what I heard on TMZ. They like to party and have big feet

ergoproxy said...

:) thanks 5 am anon

I just had dinner a proper shower and I am so looking forward to sleeping in my lovely comfy bed


MJ I am just starting to watch the first new Dr Who series episode about the fat pill

I am so happy Dr Who has started here again.(we could have stayed camping later but we wouldn't have gotten home in time, so I made hubby go instead of staying to look for more feral pigs (they caught one the night before))

Anonymous said...

Another dream.

Another night.

Ashamed.
I wish it was not you.

Never close enough. Messages not understood.

Time.

Wishing you so much happiness.

Love to you.

lewishasfallensloppydead said...

well jeez, Dream Anon. That's just awful.

Why is it nearly every time I come in here to Mayo's, just to lurk, or especially on the nights I feel inclined to wish everyone well -I run into someone completely destroyed? What gives? Am I putting some kind of crappy vibe out into the universe or what?

Well shit. I hope everyone else is doing o.k.! Nighty night. loves.

ergoproxy said...

Hi Lewis hope you're well

dream anon, you poor thing, perhaps your messages just aren't clear enough?
Hope they realise for you

Martha Smith-Jones said...

Ep and lewis I am sorry I missed you

I guess I am off to bed goodnight

Anonymous said...

Believe In The Dream

ergoproxy said...
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ergoproxy said...

Stupid double posting blogger!

I'm off to bed too

g'night blogbelieve I'll be back with a vengeance in the morning!

lol

♥xx♥

Anonymous said...

*sighs*

I don't understand how three anons (presumably female) have suddenly started declaring their love for a special someone. (oh, and I wonder who?)

Makes you think, doesn't it.

Anonymous said...

Anons if you are serious about these people try to contact them personally.

Role playing on a blog doesn't really get anywhere.

sdock10 said...

'Morning BlogBelieve!

First off, the stuff from last night posted by Mother Earth did not upset me. I only got a little pissed because my sister was just joking around trying to have a good time. You know? The thing that most of us try to do on the weekend. Hell, I don't know enough about the sport to even consider myself a casual spectator, much less fan. But it is something that she enjoys, and it seemed like she was getting picked on. And that is what pissed me off.

Having said all that, Mother Earth made some very valid points. Gave us all something to think about. But we've been destroying the earth for forever. When Mother Nature finally gets enough, it'll be all she fucking wrote.

Oh and Anon(s), I know you want to know, so I'll just go ahead and say it. Mother Earth was not Jules. No question in my mind.

Okay, I got all that out.

Anima, you peppered sprayed yourself? WTF? Bwahahha! Sorry. But that's so fucked up it's funny.

Entropy, I'm still sending out good vibes to you and your boyfriend.

L., I hope you are feeling lots better today.

TJ, Still thinking of you too. Let's make today a Maxwell's, Umbrella Academy, laughing our asses off, dancing on the chair kind of day! What do you say?

Hazel, take your eyedrops like a good kitty for your mommy!

It's SUNday, BlogBelieve! Let's make it a FUNday!

Mwah! Mwah!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm..

Smoke said...

Oh my! Was there really an anon debate about whether or not Mother Earth was Kapunua? O_O

First, I know her well enough that she would tell me straight up if she had a problem with something.
So, yeah, that was not Jules.

Second, I'm like the only die-hard NASCAR fan here so Mother Earth was wasting her typing skillz. Sad but true. I understand what she was saying but I love NASCAR and not much will change that.

Third, wait, what? What was the effin' point of all that anyway?

And with that, I'm off to drink my
coffee.

:)

Hope everyone is having a great day so far!

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Wassup, dude? Are you still sleeping or did you wake up before you were ready? My eyes just sort of popped open and my body was like damn, I'm sore. That's what spending 6 hours hunched over a kitchen table "drawing" (translates into making some weird design and then coloring it) will get ya. I'm so feeling my age today.

Anyways....I wrote something over at DM and I haven't shared much of my "writing" (translates into babbling nonsense) with you in a while so here it is.


Out of Body (Out of my Mind)

What happens...

when you go so fast
that the little white lines you used as your guide
begin to blur
you can no longer see the edge
or find the middle
before you can even realize
or have time to blink
you spin
turn around
dizzy
disoriented
you stumble
from one side to the other
falling
crashing
a hand grabs you
but it's not a familiar touch (or maybe it is)
it's the cold, clenched grip of death
and this time
I don't think she is letting go.

I want to know what death looks like, but strangely enough, all I see is my own reflection.


I guess I wrote this because I realize how much of my own pain and sorrow is self inflicted. Literally and metaphorically.


Not meant to be a SUNday buzzkill. Just my own little dose of reality for no one but myself. That shit doesn't go down real smooth either.


Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. I don't know why it can't come in a nice fruity flavor.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm..

sdock10 said...

Anon,

What ya ponderin?

Smoke said...

Ohhhhhh.....

Anonymous said...

And hmmm to you!

Anonymous said...

Observing
& pondering
Hmmm..

Interesting.

Anonymous said...

a special hmmmm to you 9:26!

sdock10 said...

Can I lah, lah, laaaaaaaaah while you hmmmmmmm?

We might be able to create a nice little song!

Anonymous said...

Good idea Sdock, I'm singin'.

Good day for a song!

sdock10 said...

Yep, I love to sing, Anon!

'tis true! 'tis true!

♫♪♫♪♫

Anonymous said...

brothers and sisters
pump up the volume
pump pump it ay

rock the house
rock the house

ah yea
ah yea

do it
do it do it

yea yea
yea yea

boogie down bo bo boogie down
boogie down

here we go, c'mon

Smoke said...

Mamas don't let yer babies grow up to be cowboys

Don't let'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks

Let'em be doctors and lawyers and such


^_^

Smoke said...

Still watchin' Urban Cowboy. :)

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal
When he came accross this young man sawin' on a fiddle
and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:

I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiney fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished Johnny said,
"Well you're pretty good ol' son!
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!"

Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
A chicken in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once,
You son-of-a-bitch,
I'm the best that's ever been!"

He played:
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
A chicken in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny will your dog bite? No, child, no

sdock10 said...

Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without her face around
Nobody upstairs gonna stomp and shout,
Nobody at the back door gonna throw my laundry out
She hold the shotgun while you do-si-do
She want one man made of Hercules and Cyrano
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone
Little miss, little miss can't be wrong

Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong.
Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
What'cha gonna do to get into another one of these Rock 'n' roll songs?

Other peoples' thoughts they ain't your hand-me-downs
Would it be so bad to simply turn around
You cook so well, all nice and French
You do you brain surgery too, with a monkey wrench

Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong...

I hope those cigarettes gonna make you cough
Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
I take that back I hope your doing fine
And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine

Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong....




Now why in the world did I wake up with that song on the brain?

'splain please?

Anonymous said...

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight

Somewhere out there someone's saying a prayer
That we'll find one another in that big somewhere out there

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

And even though I know how very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there if love can see us through
Then we'll be together somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

sdock10 said...

Anon @ 10:03

Now there's a song that I will most definitely sing with you.

I ♥ that one.

It holds a very, very special place in my heart.

sdock10 said...

At first I was scared when I opened up my head
and the motor that was running was the mind of you
I was scared when I looked at my reflection
and the shine I saw were the eyes of you
I was scared when you touched my lips
and the breath I took was the breath that
shook me with a shock
Like a flame as eternal as the song
and the song is you

And I will let you breathe through me
I will let you be with me

Whenever I'm alone and you're lost out there
I can feel you breathe 'cause our lungs we share
When I'm alone anytime, anywhere
I can feel your heart beat 'cause our blood we share
I was scared when you came into the room
the walls became the sea, your voice was the moon
Oh, and when you rocked me in your arms
like a song, a wave on the tide of you


My heart beats your blood
Your breath fills my lungs
Your heart beats my blood
My breath fills your lungs


I was scared when you came into the room
the walls became the sea, your voice the moon
Oh, and when you rocked me in your arms...
Be with me




One of my most favorite songs and lyrics ever.

Anonymous said...

one of my lyrical favorites

The Music of the Night


"Night time sharpens
heightens each sensation...
Darkness wakes and stirs imagination
Silently the senses
abandon their defenses
Helpless to resist the notes I write
For I compose the music of the night...

Slowly, gently
night unfurls its splendor.
Grasp it, sense it-
tremulous and tender
Hearing is believing
music is deceiving
Hard as lightning soft as candlelight
dare you trust
the music of the night...

Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth
And the truth isn't what you want to see.
In the dark it is easy to pretend
that the truth
is what it ought to be.

Softly, deftly
music shall caress you...
Hear it, fell it
secretly possess you...

Open up your mind
let your fantasies unwind
in this darkness which
you know you cannot fight-
the darkness of the music of the night...

Close you eyes and let music set you free...
Only then
can you belong to me...

Floating, falling
sweet intoxication!
Touch me, trust me
savor each sensation...

Let the dream begin
let your darker side give in
to the power of the music of the night..."

Anonymous said...

When your mother brought me here to live
Whenever I’d come down here alone
To light a candle for my father
A voice from above
And in my dreams
He was always there
You see, when my father lay dying
He told me I will be protected by an angel
An angel of music


Father once spoke of an angel
I used to dream he'd appear
Now as I sing, I can sense him
And I know he's here
Here in this room he calls me softly
Somewhere inside hiding
Somehow I know he's always with me
He, the unseen genius

Angel of Music
Guide and guardian
Grant to me your glory

Angel of Music
Hide no longer
Secret and strange angel

He's with me, even now

All around me

sdock10 said...

Anon,

That is really, really nice.

I love this part....

Close your eyes for your eyes will only tell the truth
And the truth isn't what you want to see.
In the dark it is easy to pretend
that the truth
is what it ought to be.

sdock10 said...

Listen as the wind blows
from across the great divide,
Voices trapped in yearning,
memories trapped in time,
The night is my companion
and solitude my guide,
Would I spend forever here
and not be satisfied,

And I would be the one
to hold you down,
kiss you so hard,
I'll take your breath away
and after I'd wipe away the tears,
Just close your eyes dear

Through this world I've stumbled
so many times betrayed,
Trying to find an honest word,
to find the truth enslaved,
Oh you speak to me in riddles and
you speak to me in rhymes
My body aches to breathe your breath,
your words keep me alive,

And I would be the one
to hold you down,
kiss you so hard,
I'll take your breath away
and after I'd wipe away the tears,
Just close your eyes dear

Into this night I wander,
it's morning that I dread,
Another day of knowing of
the path I fear to tread,
Oh into the sea of waking dreams
I follow without pride,
Nothing stands between us here
and I won't be denied,

And I would be the one
to hold you down,
kiss you so hard,
I'll take your breath away
and after I'd wipe away the tears,
Just close your eyes dear...

sdock10 said...

Let me give credit....

Maria McKee "Breathe"
Sarah Mclachlan "Possession"


Thanks for singing with me this SUNday.

I have enjoyed it.

Anonymous said...

**smiles**

Anonymous said...

Stop worrying so much. *smile*

sdock10 said...

*smiles*

*keeps singing*

♫♪♫♪♫♪
♥♥♥♥♥♥

I might just sing the day away.

Anonymous said...

I watched TBPID with a friend yesterday and when it ended I felt like I had just ridden a wild roller coaster. It was intense, thrilling, relentless. Those guys really put on an amazing show.

Anonymous said...

Good almost afternoon, Mayo, SS, and BlogBelievers!

Just poppin' in to see what's going on!

Anonymous said...

I have been shipwrecked,
the world is not the world I knew.
You have taken away my breath
and replaced it with your own.

And now, you are in the fields
You are in the soughing of the trees
You are the lines that connect the stars
You are the night breeze lifting my hair from my face
Your voice is in every silence.

I am never alone
Because you walk beside me in my thoughts.
And I am always lonely
Because my outstretched hand cannot reach you.

And if this is madness
then I embrace my delirium.

And if this is fantasy
then let me never open my eyes.

And if this is dishonor
then I accept the tarred brush.

For you are my fire
You are hope kindled
You are everything I do not know
You are the language in which I yearn to be fluent
You are the unbidden song I sing

You are my joy
You are my sorrow
You are my drowning
And you are my shore.

There is no certainty anymore,
The world is not the world I knew
I am not myself anymore
I am shipwrecked
I am Viola
wearing your livery.


-always

sdock10 said...

Hi Mustard!

How are you?




Anon @ 12:00pm

That is one of the most beautiful things I have ever read.

Love this line...

I am never alone
Because you walk beside me in my thoughts.
And I am always lonely
Because my outstretched hand cannot reach you.

Anonymous said...

I want the one I can't have
and it's driving me mad
it's written all over my face

Anonymous said...

Hey, Sdock! Doing pretty well I guess! You doing okay?

Hello to the song Anon(s) as well!

Anonymous said...

anon @ 12:00

I agree with sdock, what a beautiful poem.

I hope the person to which you pour your heart out returns your affection.

The unknown wondering can drive a person mad.

Anonymous said...

Elena @ 2:08am

I say....... ummmmmmm, wow hard choice but going with....

Joe - he cooks and has a dog, ohh and I think is ready to settle down. I want a guy who wants to settle down and have a nice little cozy life.

Anonymous said...

I unfortunately have to go now, but I'll be back later!

You guys have a great, safe Sunday afternoon!

See ya!

Bellatrix said...
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Bellatrix said...

Hello Mayo,SS,Family and Nice Anons!

Just stopping by quickly to wish you a great Sunday!

I haven’t been around much lately,and I won’t be here tonight as well,but wanted to let you know I’m thinking about you all!

Right,gotta go.
Take care,hope to see you tomorrow.
Love you!
*HUGS & KISSES*

Bellatrix said...

Errrr...sorry,double post.

Bye!

elena said...

Stephanie Plum Fan said...
Elena @ 2:08am

I say....... ummmmmmm, wow hard choice but going with....

Joe - he cooks and has a dog, ohh and I think is ready to settle down. I want a guy who wants to settle down and have a nice little cozy life.


Oh I'm totally a Ranger girl. He's tall, dark and mysterious. And every time she blows up a car he gives her a new one. Yeah, the perfect guy!

elena said...

Hello and goodbye everyone.

I'm off to have a family lunch for my youngest daughters birthday.

Have a great day and I'll catch you all later!

gnothi seauton said...

MORELLI ALL THE WAY!!

And there's 14 books? 14!

Damn I need to catch up.

Anonymous said...

I'm watching the DVD.

These dudes are never going to let me forget what aligns my own stars.

Smoke said...

You watching TBPID, Mustard? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!

Hi RW! ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, S&V :)

Smoke said...

Whatchoo doing?

resurrected wreck said...

I just et pizza. Now I'm watching Britcoms on YouTube.

Whatchoo doing?

sdock10 said...

'sup?

Smoke said...

Just got through watching Oceans Thirteen. I want to take a nap and I can't. >_<

sdock10 said...

Where's da Mayo?

Smoke said...

Hi Solly!

Smoke said...

Mayo is probably napping. What I should be doing. >_<

sdock10 said...

I'm watching Beach Patrol or some shit on Tru TV aka Court TV. Blah, blah, blah...drunk people on the beach. Great fun.

sdock10 said...

Nuh-uh, Smoke.

Mayo is writing the most awesomest post evah!

One that will make us oooh and ahhh and scratch our heads and think and roll pretty words off our tongues.

Or...

He is finishing up the Viking Kitty Mural.

Smoke said...

I miss Jules.

I miss Fimble.

I miss SS.

I miss Mayo.

I miss all da people that haven't been around in a few days.

:(

Smoke said...

Eff it. I am bored. There's no NASCAR race on today. BOOOO!!!!

We gotta finish the viking kitties mural.

sdock10 said...

Me too, Smoke. Me too.

You're gonna have to yell really loudly for Mustard to hear you. She is dancing on a chair watching TBID.

sdock10 said...

So who won the race anyways?

Smoke said...

Kyle Busch.

Woo-hoo! Go Shrub!

Tony got sick and had to get out of the car. :(

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Solly :)

sdock10 said...

Awww, poor Tony. That sucks.

Mayooooooooooooo!

Come out, come out wherever you lurk!

sdock10 said...

Hiya RW!

resurrected wreck said...

I just et my pizza, Solly. I iz full!

sdock10 said...

I bet you are, RW. I bet it was delish!


I'm going to go again. I'll be back later.

Mwah! Mwah!

Anonymous said...

Ray Toro's vocals during FLW makes me want to punch things, like, they're that damn good.

And at 39:47, that dude looks like he's about to bring Raymond Toro fury on everybody's ass.

Back to the show.

resurrected wreck said...

See ya, Solly :)

Hi & bye, Mustard :)

resurrected wreck said...

Gonna go write a letter.

Have a good day :)

Anonymous said...

Whoops! Sorry I missed you, RW! See you later!


Okay, last thing and I'll definitely shut up or I'll never get through the Maxwell show.


I know I give Toro a lot of credit for the things he's able to do with strings on a guitar, I know that.

But, Frank Iero is probably one of the most frequently underrated guitarists, and I probably don't vocalize enough just how impressive that dude is. Watching him play, actually seeing what it is he's contributing, not just taking a guess, dude has got some high-quality, fancy fingerwork. Props to him.

Anonymous said...

Someone recently asked me 'Why do you always insist on taking the hard road?' I responded by asking why he assumed I saw two roads.

Our background and circumstances may influence who we are, but we alone are responsible for who we become.

'The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.

If you lose hope, somehow you lose the vitality that keeps life moving, you lose that courage to be, that quality that helps you go on in spite of it all.' - Martin Luther King Jr.

farawaysoclose said...

hi there mayo, SS and all da family!!!
just finished watching the mens wimbledon final! fucking good match! Nadal won if anyone cares. so exciting!

anyway how are we all?

mustard.....what mask did you get?

sdock10 said...

Anon, thank you for that. That was great!


FASC, are you fucking kidding me? Nadal won? Niiiiiice!

Who won the womens?

sdock10 said...

FASC,

I dunno how often you have watched tennis or for how long, but my favorite was always Goran Ivanisevic. That dude was touched in the head with both hands and I ♥d him so hard for it. Bless him when he finally beat Patrick Rafter and won it all.

farawaysoclose said...

solly!!

goran was cool.
i always had a thing for andre agassi.
my mum loved bjorn borg!

venus won the girlies!

how ya doin?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous,

Thank you for posting that. That was awesome.



FASC,

I didn't order the superduperdeluxepackage edition. I just got the CD/DVD. :( I can make myself a mask though!


Okay, done with the Maxwell portion! I'll watch Mexico later. :)

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

"You know it's true! You know it's true!"

Right?



FASC,

Of course Agassi was the one who got me into tennis! I ♥ Andre, but Goran had my soul.

And I was always a Steffi fan so it was awesome to see her get together with Andre.

YAY Venus!

Anonymous said...

"You know it's true! You know it's true!"

Bwuahaha. I did chuckle at that. But, honestly? I think I laughed harder at Gerard saying "Fuck that guitar!" Gotta love a live show, eh?

sdock10 said...

Yeah, for sure.

They are an amazing live band. No doubt about that.

I still remember him saying "Come on, you fuckers!" in B'mingham and that was the funniest shit to me.

farawaysoclose said...

We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.

i love that line anon.

or should i say M.L.K!!

hey you may not care but this is a song about martin luther king and its beautiful!!

click me



thats cool mustard. me is still a fuckin waiting!!

lewis got a mikey mask btw!

farawaysoclose said...

And I was always a Steffi fan so it was awesome to see her get together with Andre.

me too solly! and they had their lovely kids!!
sweet!

Anonymous said...

That's my favorite line, too, FASC.

Hopefully yours will come soon enough!

sdock10 said...

True, FASC. The cutest kids and they seem so happy together.

Was it Nadal/Federer?

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

Did you die a little bit when they played "Venom"?

B/c I think I died a little when they played "Fashion Statement".

farawaysoclose said...

yeh mustard!

yes solly l..federer v nadal.

5 set meffer!! nadal went 2 sets up! federer came back to 2 all. we had rain breaks (we iz british!!) and then 5th set 9-7 to nadal! seriously meffing good!

farawaysoclose said...

bit of a typo there?? soz!

Anonymous said...

I died because whoever was operating the camera did not zoom in on Raymond Toro's left hand. Helllo?! ;)

I was like, "WHERE THE EFF ARE YOU CAMERA GUY OR GAL?! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!"

"FLW" kind of did me in. I took me back to October 24 a year earlier. That performance was some powerful shit.

Anonymous said...

*It took me back...

sdock10 said...

FASC,

5 setters are the best! Ties me in fucking knots and Wimbledon was always my favorite Grand Slam!



Mustard,

Just wait til you watch Mexico. Fuck, the whole thing is awesome and it took me back to Tampa both meffin times and back to Bmingham. I don't know how but it doesn't matter how many times you've heard them it still sounds brand new. I just shot you an email btw.

farawaysoclose said...

don't make me jellus guys! i am desperate now! like i could have bought the fucker in my local supermarket!! man! a fuckin week on and i am still waiting!! and why? cos i am a fan!! Gah!

sucks shitty ass as the americans would say!

oh hey and where is kapunua??!!

seems odd without her. i know she has been bizzy with family and all.

hey in 3 weeks i go on hols (vacation) with the family for an entire week without inter - fuckin - net!!

god rest my soul!!!



i will die!

sdock10 said...

FASC,

For real, I saw the DVD yesterday at Wal-Mart. Of course it was the edited version and what is watching Gerard if you can't hear all the "fucks"? That's no fun, but yeah I would be pissing myself if I lived overseas. And now to find out they are going to sell the masks individually....well, they better sell those fuckers individually for 59 fucking dollars is what I say.

And yes, I feel for you. A whole week with NO BLOG, NO MAYO, NO PORCHIES!! That sucks ass!

Smoke said...

You know it's true! You know it's true!

^_^

Smoke said...

Hi again everyone! I got sidetracked watching LiLo in Georgia Rule. O_o

Ummm, yeah. I ♥ Felicity Huffman though. :)

sdock10 said...

Hi ya, Smoke?

What ya doin?

farawaysoclose said...

5 setters are the best! Ties me in fucking knots and Wimbledon was always my favorite Grand Slam!

i am so glad you love wimbledon solly!

most tennis players find it special as we basically invented the game but also its kinda old fasioned here still re only wearing white etc. i love wimbledon so much and feel very sad when it is all over for another year!

right my very lovely american pals i have to totally love and leave again. its 10.05pm...my bloke gets fucked off if i don't give him sole attention occasionally!

take care and have a fab evening!

love to you all!

ma YO where are you??? *hug* to you and i hope you are good and well and non grouchy!

SS missing you ridiculously!! seriously! taketh care SS!

rightio i am gone!

xxxx

sdock10 said...

FASC,

I fucking love you!

Have a great fucking night!

farawaysoclose said...

what is watching Gerard if you can't hear all the "fucks"?

jesus solly dick! what is life if you can't hear all the "fucks!!"

loves ya!

princess hello babe....so gotta go though!

Smoke said...

Bye FASC! :)

Solly,

I iz just sitting here eating a banana and peanut butter sammich.

Yummo.

Anonymous said...

Bye, FASC! Have a great evening!


Hello, SMOOOOOOOOOOOKE!

Anonymous said...

jesus solly dick! what is life if you can't hear all the "fucks!!"


Bwuahahah! I totally know what you meant, but out of context? DNW! ;)

Smoke said...

Hello MUUUUUUUUSSSSTTTTAAARRDDD!!!

^_^

Is Mr. Iero not awesome? Huh? Huh? Ummm, that would be a hell yes. He is all that is cool and awesome.

I ♥ that band like whoah.

sdock10 said...

Banana and peanut butter sammich!

Nice!

Now I am watching Maxwell's again!

Smoke said...

I am going to say one thing though. I was like kinda scared that Gerard was in need of an exorcism. Ya know, his eyes kept rolling back in his head. O_O

sdock10 said...

Bwah! Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Is Mr. Iero not awesome? Huh? Huh? Ummm, that would be a hell yes. He is all that is cool and awesome.

I'm a little cynical when it comes to these things, and these dudes are not the only dudes I do this with.

Like, when any artist puts out a performance DVD, I can't just sit and enjoy it for rewinding and fastfowarding so I can catch the guitar parts or certain vocal melodies that grab my attention. It's so frustrating, because I can't just watch.

And that's how it was this time around. We haven't had the opportunity, with songs off of TBP, to see all of the seperate parts and stuff, you know? A lot of them are pretty easy to pick out on the record, but a lot of them aren't. And I especially have a hard time hearing Frank's guitar without seeing his fingering and movements first. I dunno why.

So, with all of that said, it just makes me respect that dude so much more. A long way around to get to the point, but that's my point.

Anonymous said...

Bwuahaha! He totally sounded possessed at various points in that performance!

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

He has his very own finger skillz, right?

sdock10 said...

Oh I bet I look possessed when I'm in my living room rocking the fuck out...so, it's all good.

elena said...

smoke&venom20 said...
I am going to say one thing though. I was like kinda scared that Gerard was in need of an exorcism. Ya know, his eyes kept rolling back in his head. O_O


Holy shit Smoke I fell out of my chair laughing when I read that!!!

Anonymous said...

He has his very own finger skillz, right?

You heard it here, folks.

Mr. Iero no longer has finger skills, but he has most certainly attained finger skillz status.

Smoke said...

He totally does. They are all pretty damn awesome.

Gah! It's MCR luurrveee! Hee-hee.

My husband even asked me last night, "Umm, you wanna watch your dvd?"

O_O

I was like, "Ummm, huh?"

Smoke said...

Hahaha! Elena, his eyes were totally rolling around!

sdock10 said...

Bwah! Mustard!

I just heard the "fuck that guitar!" part!

Fun times.

Smoke said...

SONOFABITCH!

Stupid ass Dish Network. I got all the way to the last five minutes of Georgia Rule and the signal goes out. >_<

GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Smoke said...

Be back in a bit. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Needless to say, the princess and her viking kittens lived happily ever after.

BWUAHAHAHA!

You rule so hard, so motherfucking hard.

Anonymous said...

Am I slow on this? I am, aren't I. I totally am, or we all just didn't see it.

Sneaky.

sdock10 said...

NO, no!

sdock10 said...

We are so meffin' slow! Aren't we? Maybe not.

Anonymous said...

NO, no, WHAT?!

What are you "NO, no!"ing?

Anonymous said...

Oh!

Hell if I know! I just caught it! SS is going to take away astudedeeddness for sure now if we were that slow.

sdock10 said...

Bwahah!

Pay me no mind. You know how when someone says..."NO!" in disbelief that's what I was doing.

I suck at communicating like so hard.

sdock10 said...

Well, I've never been the swiftest one, so ummmm....I guess my record is still intact.

Anonymous said...

Bwuahaha. I just went back and looked at that conversation, and that was a funny day. Yay us. :)

Smoke said...

SS,

I ♥ you. Just sayin'.....

^_^

You make me laugh so hard dude. You have no idea.

Anonymous said...

Okay, well, I think I'm gonna go watch the Mexico set now. I'll be back and forth, spewing uncontrollably I'm sure. ;)

Smoke said...

EEEEEEKKKK! Have fun, Mustard! I think I'm gonna watch some of it, too. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Hey to anyone here; just wishing you guys to have a great Sunday. See some of you guys later :)

ergoproxy said...

AAAGH 1st time I try and comment and blogger eats it!!!!!


hi anyone here, I think it may only be sdock and smoke but hi to elena anons BC and mustard too

and Stephanie Plum!!!! I LOVE all tose books and I'd go with Ranger ;)

have you read the Bubbles books?

resurrected wreck said...

lewis got a mikey mask btw!

*is envious*

resurrected wreck said...

Um... when did SS start talking about viking kitties?

Smoke said...

I dunno, RW! We just seen it today.

I ♥ him and the viking kitties ♥ him. ^_^

ergoproxy said...

HI RW!

my parcel is still "in transit" somewhere hope it comes soon

Smoke said...

Hi Ergo!

resurrected wreck said...

I just seen it now, S&V.

Mine is still in transit too, EP :(

Smoke said...

I iz off to take a shower. :) Be back in a bit.

resurrected wreck said...

Have fun, S&V :)

DON'T USE UP ALL THE SOAP!

ergoproxy said...

where does he talk about viking kitties?

ergoproxy said...

ok shrike that question found it

SS you're a card!!!

resurrected wreck said...

Scroll down to the end of his blog page. Last paragraph there has recently been changed.

resurrected wreck said...

He's very stealthy.

An a little bit silly.

ergoproxy said...

how as your weekend RW?

Anonymous said...

Back!

And you know how we were trying to decide what was being said in "HOW" a while back?

If I saw correctly during the Mexico concert, it looked like Ray said "am" at the very end, so I suppose that means it is "Yes I am, oh, yes I am!"

But, on the record, I swear it still sounds like "S-I-N I S-I-N."

*high fives the Anon, where ever they may be*





SS is pretty much stealth-infused.

SS is Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.

SS is always followed around with an invisible speaker blasting the Mission Impossible them music, he's that meffin' stealthy. ;)

resurrected wreck said...

It was good, EP. My lasy bit of lounging before I'm back at work tomorrow!

How was your weekend?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mustard :)

resurrected wreck said...

I've always thought it was "Yes I am", Mustardm but I like "S-I-N" too!

Anonymous said...

Hell, I just watched it again, and I'm pretty sure I can't tell what's being said after all of this time. >.<

sdock10 said...

Hi ALL!

I'm back from my baff and I is thirsty!

Don't know what one has to do with the other, but there ya go.

Anonymous said...

Hola, RW!!!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Solly :D

I'm gladd you didn't drink your baff water, no matter how thirsty you are!

Anonymous said...

Hello, Sdock!!!

ergoproxy said...

Mustard it is really hard to tell what he says
on the CD it's definately "SIN" to me but maybe they change it live, or perhaps live they draw out the syllable longer so it sounds more like "am"

hope you're well too

Anonymous said...

Ah, God. This place might as well be buzznet with all the MCR fangirling. No, at least BN has voluptuosity for comic relief. This place has become the new INO.

sdock10 said...

Yeah, I dunno what he says.

Maybe he says eggs n ham..eggs n ham.

Ya reckon?

sdock10 said...

Okay.

resurrected wreck said...

Boo!

Anonymous said...

did someone fart?

ergoproxy said...

RW it was good there were 4 families camping (which quite happily diluted my sis in law so I didn't have to talk to her too much) and weather was lovely though nights were cold. We had a great campfire to sit around but.
We left yesterday as hubby had work the others stayed on for another day or two but this morning it has dawned drizzly rain so I think we made the best decision. It's the pits trying to pack up a camp in the rain when all the tents and tarps are wet

resurrected wreck said...

Camping? Lovely! I love camping :)

ergoproxy said...

pardon me

Anonymous said...

Hey there, Ergo!

ergoproxy said...

hiya mustard!

I thought of you on the weekend,I went for a walk each morning alone for exercise and listened to MUSE each time, they are soooooooo awesome

Smoke said...

OMG! I just got through listening to some of The Broken Bride by Ludo. I ♥ them.

And in the middle of all that, I listened to the Flobots song about handlebars as because PPU told me I should. I ♥ them, too.

I ♥ new cool music. Even if it's only new to me.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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